Blaming Gas on Everyone

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jubiles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hello, hello, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah? Hey?

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
You know, whenever I would like let one go or
you know, flatulate, I would blame it on the kids
or my wife.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I'm like, oh my gosh, did.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
You hear that?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
And it'd be my fault. Well, then we got this
little Chihuahua named Pup Pup, and so that little dog
would let one go and it'd run away.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
And so I said, did you hear that?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
My wife's like, that was you guy. That wasn't the chihuahua.
That wasn't pop up, that was you. And I'm like, no,
I'm serious.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
This dog farts and runs away. Well then one day
she didn't believe me because I was always blaming the
kids and everybody else for my flatulence. Well, one day
when she was home alone, Pup Pup let one go
and ran, you know, into the kitchen. And it was
so funny that little dog would run every time it
would fart. It was just a cute.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Stay but.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Do you say dogs?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
You're just like there, So that dog wasn't going to
take that.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I was going to use my dirty little secret was
going to be to be on the Jubil Show and
give a promo for my band, Theater of Secrets. But
I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah good, I'm glad you didn't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Take care man, Thank you for your secret.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Bye?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hello, Hello, Hey was up?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
I do. I do have a dirty little secret. Sweet Well.
I was born in England. My family kind of hasn't
really moved from the one spot in England that I'm from,
except for my grandfather's sister was a war bride from
war World War One and then came over and have
a small family over here. Anyway, years later, I'm sitting

(01:49):
down doing ancestry and I find out that my uncle
is actually has been and is married to his second cousin.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Did he know that?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
I mean, I can't imagine him not. But this is
the first I'm hearing of it, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I mean, I'm the first cousin.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yes, do they have kids?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
You have cousins?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
No, she has kids from a previous marriage. But they
never had children themselves. No, Okay, wasn't that usually the
biggest they did?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Know?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah? Huh, I should tell her, Dole. I like kids,
real quick, guess what, Gus what? Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Why?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
That's just the whole family's around.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Technically, isn't second cousins supposed to be legal?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Like I think that there's a certain extension of cousins
where it is like fine, and they considered kissing cousins
or something, right, right, that's a very American thing in
it is, welly little secret, no worious guys. I hope
you have a great day.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
What's your dirty little secret.