Stole From the Collection Plate

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubiles dirty little Secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hi, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I do. I definitely do have one.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Sweet What is it?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
So?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
It is?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
When I was young, me and my brother actually went
to my mom to a It was like a women's
Bible study.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
But we decide we're just going to play at.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The church while everyone's in the back with their women's
Bible study and everything. And we went into the little
offering box and we saw that there was one hundred
dollars in there, and we decided that we're going to
take it. Acts like, yeah, that we just found one
hundred dollars in the street from God.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
I know, I feel so wrong.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
And again I was ten years old, so that luck
follow you. I hope not so far up and good,
but you never know.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's the Lord forge. Yeah I never did, that is true.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
And most time I did get changed for a twenty
out of there, though I had them stop with her
doing the collection plate. I was like, hey, I just
wanted to get a soda later from the soda machine
and I needed to change. So I was like, yeah,
so I put it twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Everybody change. Yeah, iily meant to do dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, I definitely felt really bad.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
My mom even asked all the ladies at the Women's
Bible saiity, did you guys like lose one hundred dollars
because my kids just picked it up, and everyone's like, nope,
we did not, So that's yours the key.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So bad, but happy, Well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
The Lord have mercy on you. Hey, what's up. You
have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, So me and my family we went on this
big trip.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
And I have a sister.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
She's like three years.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Younger than me. Okay, and for the record, everybody's everybody's
of age, right, I'm thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, she's twenty seven. Everyone's grown. Okay. So the way
that they do this is, uh.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
My mom and my dad they were like, oh, bring
your boyfriend, bring your girlfriend, bring your significant others.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
And so you know, we went.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
But me and my sister were both single, so we
just brought our friends.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I brought my homeboy. She brought a friend of hers
from work or something.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Anyway, my dirty little secret is that during this family trip,
I hooked up with my sister's friends.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh right, I like, how you know so much about
her from work or something.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Her since I mean, you know, we haven't really talked,
but I think I don't know. It was it was good,
but we might we might get to know each other
a little bit more, but we both kind of it
was kind of like walking shame back, like it didn't
happen while we were on the trip.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Figure for the rest of the trip.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Oh yeah, super awkward.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I mean, was it worth it? Yes, Well, thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, what's your
dirty little secret?

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