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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, you have a dirty
little secret.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I do. What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Okay? So I was dating a dude for a really
long time.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Great guy, huh huh.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Find out she's married. Wow?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, wow.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
So I find out where the wife works, get a
job there.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh whoa, I will become her best friend. Oh you're
playing long game here? Whoa?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Okay, not only do I become her best friend, but
I have her switch teams?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
What no way?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, he had a history experimentation, and so I got
her to switch teams. I hooked her up with a
friend of mine and made a quiet exit and ruined
his life.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I made a quiet exit. You can you're like one
of those people in the action movie that lights a
cigarette walking away from a gas station and just tosses
it behind him the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I tried to tell him, you don't lie.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
If you lie, I will destroy you lie.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I will destroy Karma is real and you are karma.
You actually got a whole job and befriended her and
made her switch teams.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh yeah, he had me convinced I had drank the
kool aid.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I thought he was great. I'm sorry that sucks. Did
it make you feel better? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, I sleep way better. And I knowing he's
miserable and lost everything.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Thanks you guys, having a good day. That's what I
was thinking.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty a little secret?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I do sweet? What is he? So?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I kick flipped the dump truck?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Excuse me how?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I was working for a company who I won't who
for obvious reasons, and the night before I had had
a relatively long night with my girlfriend, if you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And I had just started at this job about.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
A month ago, and realistically speaking, I should have called
in and said, you know what, No, I shouldn't be working.
So I didn't get enough sleep, But I powered through
it like a good.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Hard working man.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
And I'm driving down the road with a good bit
of asphalt in the back of the truck, and I
did the long blink where he tried to wake himself up,
you know the one. Yeah, And when I opened my eyes,
my front right tire was down in about a five
foot deep ditch. Whoa, And as any human would, I
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naturally panicked, and I steered the wheel as hard as
I could to the left. I steered a little bit
too hard, and that caused the entire truck to spin
around one hundred and eighty degrees and then slip in
the air and then land on the other side of
the road seeing the other way.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Why gosh, are you okay?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Miraculously miraculously fine? The truck was not, but I ended
up Okay. Where the real stecert comes in is that
technically the authorities were never told. The authorities were never
to hold okay, So a lot of due diligence was
never done. And whenever you have an accident like that,
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you're supposed to you know, call the police, file police
report and get taken up.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
In the States, none of that happened.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
And so I mean, like after the.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Accident, they had me go down to the emergency room
and you know, get checked out.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And I told the people at the emergency room, like, okay,
so this is what happened.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
They're like, oh my god, are you okay?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Where it's the belief, like we need to talk to
them about it.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I was like, oh, they didn't come. So basically happened
in the run and not not on the run.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But I don't work for this company anymore, but my
buck could get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
If anything it ever, you know, come up of it
ever again. So he was aiding in a bedding that.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I don't know, I don't know, you know, I'm not
a lawyer, I don't I don't know all that kind
of stuff. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, no problem. Hope you guys have a good day.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret.