Occupied the Handicapped Stall

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jules Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You
have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I do? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
All right?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
So?

Speaker 4 (00:12):
I was at this conference and uh, they were gonna
have a big presentation, but there was a little bit
of downtime. I went to the restroom and I'm a
I'm a happy guy. So I was using the handicapped
toilet and uh, I don't know, new video game came out,
new phone games. So about forty minutes go by for
I don't realize how much time it's gonna buy. All

(00:36):
of a sudden, twenty knocks on the door of the
stall and I said occupied, I use my man boy,
and they knocked again, and I say occupied, And I
looked down and I can see the shadow of a wheelchairs.
Oh no, and so I hurry up finished my business.

(00:58):
I opened the doors and this woman is helping her
one legged husband stand and in the urinal on.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
The other wall.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh my gosh, wow, I said, ma'am, I'm so sorry.
Nobody was in here. Whenever I came in. He said,
it's okay. I think we've got it. Make matters worse.
I could see the man pat and he was a veteran. Oh, so, yeah,
that's my dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
I made up one leg and limped out of that.
I would have just been like, I would not have
taken it on. I would have fallen down maybe at
the sink. I would have gone every way I could
go except to apologize.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Did you get a good scar?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
When I was Whenever I was leaving, there were a
lot of guys who were just staring at me because
they knew what I did.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh my god? Shake follow up question? Have you ever
used the handicapped all again?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Oh? All the time?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
I just I'm not gonna worry about playing a video game.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh my gosh. Well, thank you for honest your little secret.
It's you're honest, absolutely all right.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I have a good what's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Textbo so four one six one Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?
You have a little secret?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
I do?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Hey, what is it? Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
So, uh my name and a couple of years back,
I went on.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
This date with this other guy named and it was
the most embarrassing date of my life.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
So what happened was is we got tacos.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
And it went well and he told me about.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
How he was death and I was like, okay, that's cool,
and we went.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Back to my place. Natural stuff happened, and the next
morning his ear piece died so he couldn't hear me
no matter what I said, and I he ended up
leading into kids me and I ended up farting due
to the tacos.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
It was the loudest machine gun of my life. And
thank god she didn't hear it because he was death.
But I started to walk away in the room and
he grabbed my hand and twirled me like a ballerina
and then made out with me in the fume so
like as he's kissing.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Me, all I can smell.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's how bad my part was. And it was like
the most magically disgutching kids out of my life because
they thought he couldn't hear it.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Can he not smell too?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I don't know he didn't hear it, Thank god, it
was so long.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Did you ever see him again?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
My god, so funny. I wonder if time like a
silence so we thought it was him.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I hope my hand so it was so rachi like tacosh.
God got it me too. I was trying to pull
away and get away from the fume clouds.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Well, thank you for that, dirty little secret Man really
painted the picture. You love your show, Thank you, Bye bye.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
What's your dirty little secret sex shoebol to four one
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