Farm Tales

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles Dirty little Secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, what's up? How are you? You have a dirty
little secret?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
What?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
What's up? Not much?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Man, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Excited to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Before we start off this conversations. When to ask, how
was your day going?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
That's pretty good? How about you?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Thanks, man, they's.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Schooling pretty good. I faked being sick today to get
out of school, and I'm so glad I did.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
We're glad you did too, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Okay, So it's probably not the type of confession that
you guys want to hear.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, well you just gave us one about feeling being sick,
but oh that don't matter. Yes, okay, okay, what is it?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
So, basically, whenever I was like ten eleven around that age, okay,
uh huh, I had a dog. Her name was Azie okay,
and she had a problem with killing chickens.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
She killed twenty one chickens in one night, oh my gosh,
and we still had like twenty something left over. But
my dad said, if she kills another thing, he's going
to shoot her.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh oh okay.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Basically I went to the backyard and I saw in
her mouth she.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Had a dead aby. Duck okay, And I was.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Like, you can't be doing that, you know, yeh. So
I grabbed it. I grabbed the duck down. I was
trying to hide it, so I tied it to a
rock and then I dropped it in like a little
creek thing in my jigger mm hmm. And whenever I did,
I saw the guts come up and I had not
been I can't stop thinking about it. Oh, I w

(01:37):
this was like all probably have the type you guys
were running, but I was not even expecting you would
actually call him.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, so you saved the dog's life, though, I guess
did you?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh? Oh so your dad handled that?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh yeah, she killed another? Like six chickens song?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Can you do that though? Can you just go ahead
and decide to just do that? Sounds like on like
a farm or something. Yeah, not really.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
A farm though. We just have chickens. Oh urban chickens
are we used to have like pigs, We have cows
and everything.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
That sounds like a farm. What I thought?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
You know the story for it. So we got a pig,
a piglet, and its name was Jumper because every single
time that he touched his butt, it would jump.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Up really cute. That's cute, and.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
We raised it until it got to like a normal
sized pig.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Right herena time you ate him for breakfast, I swear
it again.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh no, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
But everybody else did.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Gary.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
He's my neighbor, Jerry Jumper.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
He mocked the pig, said he was going to take
a good care of it, and then like two days
later he sent us a picture of bacon and he said,
Jumper is really good.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh Gary, Why, yeah, I don't know. Gary's a really
cool dude.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Though he gave me some bullets because I noticed lawn.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh that's cool. Well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret. Thank you for listening to man. Enjoy
your day off. Thank you of course, all right you too,
Bye bye? Hello, Yes, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
I do, sweet, what is it?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Okay? So a couple of years ago, my brother in
law you're still live with here, so hes to live
with us, and I hated him so so much. Dad,
like when he would go to work because he was
sleep in the living room, right, so he would he
would only share just one reread restroom, which is you know,
we wouldn't go in there.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
So when he would go to work.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I would speak into the restroom and I would grab
his charger, his phone charger, and I would put colorox
in it. I would put it like dip in and water.
And then when he came home, he charged.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
It and he connected to his phone.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
And then as soon as he he connected it, like
his phone shut off.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
So he was so worried. He's like, what am I
going to do? Like my phone?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
And then now I think it's the charger, he says,
going crazy. But then his phone stopped working, and I'm like,
oh my god, what did I do? It didn't think
it was going to do all that. So then he
went the next day, I got himself on new phone,
and I'm like, I don't care. I hate him that much.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
But that's what he gets for being.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
A k I don't know you could break a phone
by dipping the charger in chloroc Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I really didn't think so either, but I'm like, oh
my god, he's going to connect it back to his phone.
And then when he did it, I'm like, oh, when
I was.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Good and sick.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
But anyways, he deserved him.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's so funny. That's funny. The creative levels of evil
is so impressive. Yeah, well, thank you for secret, thank
you for telling us your little secret. All right, all
right bye, what's your dirty little secret.

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