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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty little Secret.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hey, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, I was not expecting for this phone call, and
I'm like shaking. I feel like I'm gonna throw up
because I've never told anybody about it.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
My parents don't even know about it. Oh no, oh yeah,
let's hear it. So this goes back to high school.
Oh okay, so rewind, I'm twenty two years old.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Now, I was probably sixteen at the time. I was
in high school and I was dating a redhead.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, okay, that's not the secret part, right.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Well, I may have ended up sleeping with some mother
on accident.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Wait wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So you are dating a girl who's a redhead and
you end up sleeping with your girlfriend's mother basically.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Uh huh, how does that happen?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, so after we quit dating right after high school,
I just turned eighteen that summer and did not know it,
but I took a job in a town about forty
five minutes away from where I live and didn't know
that her mom was single and ended up meeting her. Yeah,
it was just like one of those high school dating things.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You know, you don't ever really meet the parents. Okay,
what and it never came up. I always meet the parents.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Didn't come up until I was over at her house.
Her daughter walked in and I was sitting on the
couch and her mom introduced me.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Now, mind you, her mom.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Had her when she was like fifteen, so she was
only a little bit older than me.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Wait. So the problem here, though, is that you were sixteen, right,
and you know this happened after.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Whenever I slept with her mother, I was currently eighteen.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I was of eight Okay, okay, the mother also a redhead. No,
the mother was not a redhead.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Flood.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Oh, so were you like in a relationship with the mother.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I was sleeping with the mother more so of like
very dishing.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Up with her, very different than a relationship. Please you
met the daughter technically, Like that's.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, I mean I met the daughter in high school.
It wasn't like I, you know, was sleeping with the daughter.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Also, I never of high school. So when the daughter
walked in and saw you, is that the daughter you dated?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, it was kind of like a oh hey, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Because that's her secret too. Yeah. And then so and
you're like, yeah, we we know each other. You're like, oh,
I got a type. It's in the family. Yeah, you
definitely do have a type for sure, whatever their last
name is. Hey, what's up. You have a dirty little secret? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
My dirty little secret is it's a bit of a
betrayal toward one of my friend's parents. Okay, when I
was in college, I was really tight with this guy
and we hung out a lot, and.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I would give him ride home every now from school,
and I met his mom, and his mom and I
had a really good relationship, and she took a trip
out of town while we still had classes going, and
she said, out of all of my son's friends, you're
the only one I trust to be in my house
when I'm not here. So so she actually invited me
(03:19):
to stay and watch the house. And it was funny
because it was sort of like in a move to
make sure he behaved himself, because she knew she was
so confident I would.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
So I stayed.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
And my guy friend and I wound up having sex
in her house. And we had sex in her bed.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Wow. Not what I thought that was doing.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, me either, but it happened.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
She obviously doesn't know that. No, she never did you
wash her sheet in bed?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Honestly? No, No, all right, that's right, there's the well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Sure, what's your dirty little secret?