40 Year Old Virgin

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a did a Little Secret?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yes? Sweet?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
I am a honestly forty year old version. Really cool?
That is cool.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
You're a unicorn.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh I don't think it's cool. Why.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I don't know what's the reason.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well, I'm not attractive.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Okay, Well that's that's also not I'm going to say
that's not true because that's all in it, like really
is in the eye of the beholder. Yeah, guarantee you
there's somebody who thinks that you're attractive. When all of
that starts with loving though, that really does show confidency.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I've been looking.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, when you say you're looking, do you is that
on the apps? Is that online? Stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I've looked online. I've looked in different groups, and I mean,
I will tell.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
You that I think you're going to have some success
if you build up your confidence, know that you are
who and what you are, and then go out into
the real world and try to find people that you
connect with, because this stuff really isn't that superficial at
the end of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Hi, it's a digital producer, Gabby. I just had some
advice for you that I think would be really helpful.
And I think when men, no matter what you look
like or your personality, but if you're respectful and you
approach women with respect and kindness and you have good hygiene,
I think that you're going to find somebody because a
lot of people aren't as superficial. They just really care

(01:35):
about cleanliness and kindness.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh yeah, I think I have good hygiene.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, you're already got the first step.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, and the good news is too, Like, honestly, age wise,
if you're in your forties or your forty and you're
looking for women that are the same age bracket as you,
a lot of them are over the superficial stuff as well,
and they have maybe even been in a lot of
relationships where they have not been treated kindly. You sound
like a nice dude, So for them to meet somebody
who's like genuine and you know, wants a relationship and

(02:05):
wants to treat them nicely, that goes way more than
you think.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, believe in yourself.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, I just really lacked that confidence. You know.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Sure, well, there you have something to work on. I
know it is hard sometimes to have that confidence, but
knock on enough doors, eventually the right one is going
to open for you and you were going to love it.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Sorry, if this was a good kind of dirty hotal
secret that you guys were, that's all good man.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
We're never expecting anything specific. Is whatever's on your heart
that you want to share.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Well, stars, hey.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
And when it does happen, I want you to call
us back and not tell us all about it, but like.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Tell us that just didn't happen.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Okay, Yeah, all right, good luck man, have a going yep, bye, hello, hello, hey,
you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I do.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Okay. So when I was thirteen years old, I went
over to the printer and I was like, I wonder
what this would look like. So I got on top
of the printer and printed my budgy.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
You should never keep that a secret.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
That is so loud.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I've done that a bunch of too. It's fun.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
You can you can see so much once you printed that.
It's kind of scary.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I've never done it, but I'm kind of curious.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, it is cool. I've done it, and I felt
the same way. I was like, oh, that's what it
looks like, all mashed up.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Such a I listened to you guys every single morning.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, well, thank you very much. And the interesting thing
is welcome. You were like thirteen when you did that.
I think I was like thirty some people surely yeah,
thanks for your dir little secret.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, you're welcome. I guss have a good day. What's
your dirty little secret.