Toilet Paper Girl

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jules dirty little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a
dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh man, kind of sort of okay, what you got?
So I'm divorced, but I'm also currently engaged, thank you.
But I do still have a somewhat of an inappropriate
video on my phone from my old marriage.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Hell, you haven't deleted it.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
The reason I haven't deleted it is not because I
have some weird like attachment to the video or anything
that's happened in that relationship. But what happened in the
video was so wild that it's just proof of a
really wild, crazy, unexplanatory night.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Proof.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
So me and my ex husband had a very different
relationship than I have with my fiancee now, and part
of that was we used to kind of swing. Oh
definitely not the playground kind of swing. So with this video,

(01:20):
me and my ex husband's friends partner decided to get
spicy first. So me and her decided to get in
the shower, get ourselves cleaned up, maybe give the guys
a show. After that, we kind of just like proceeded
to do things. And at that point I was like, Okay, well,

(01:41):
you don't know what you're doing. Let me show you
how this is really done, so I flipped the tables
on her. But as immediately as I did, I was
drawn back and I gagged, and it was all caught
on video. We took a shower together, like a really
long shower together, and for some reason, she still had
toilet paper balls in her what I'm yeah, In the

(02:08):
video you see me drawback, gag and say, oops, girl,
you got a little toilet paper fuzzy there.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh my god. Wait hold on. Originally I thought you
were keeping this video so you could remind yourself what
kind of a crazy girl you've been. So now I
realize it's just blackmail material for the toilet tissue girl.
That's funny. Whatever you're having a bad day, you just
pull that out and remember You're not the toilet paper girl.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, I'm not the toilet paper girl.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
So does your now fiance has he seen this?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
He has not. I've honestly been afraid to let him
know that I still have it because I don't want
him to think that it's like some weird like setish
or obsession for my old relationship.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I feel like his second he sees toilet paper Girl,
he's gonna understand it's being kept for a whole different.
I mean you could come back, clip along, like, let
me show, Yes, this is funny.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, just knowing my face was on toilet paper girl
is enough for me.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
But oh my god, no, why I need a video?
Remember that? Thank you for telling us your dirty little
secret has.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
A good one.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Bye? Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty
little secret?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I do.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm terrible.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay, So I started dating this twenty nine year old
back in December, and I'm forty one. I told him
I was thirty five.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
So he has no idea.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I haven't told him because it feels gross now because
it's gross. I just it's such a lie. And now
I don't know how to tell him. It's been so long,
and I don't know. I just feel dirty with you.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'll been dating for like six years. And he said,
I know you're actual age.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
No, no, no, only since December.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah, that would make him not oh very legal.
I was thinking that. I thought she said twenty he's
twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Twenty nine?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, oh god, that's fine. What are you chirping about
twelve years?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's not crazy, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I think you should just enjoy the ride. And two
birthdays one for your family, were the right numbers on
the cake? And then you just only never have a
birthday around other people with him, that's all. If you
let it slip and he's like, what I told you?
What do you mean? Thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret? Of course, what's your dirty little secret?