Walk of Shame Before a First Date

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Oh god, well I oh okay, my ex boyfriend doesn't
know this. The day before our first date, We've been
friends for a really long time and we'd flirted.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Like on and off for like five years, but.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
It never went anywhere.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Well, I didn't think it would really turn into anything,
so obviously I wasn't kind of committed right away, and
the day of our first date, I actually got picked
up from another guy's house at like six o'clock that morning.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I was going to cancel our first date and then
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
But yeah, I ended up sleeping with a guy like
six o'clock that morning before our first date. And that
same guy texted me on the date and was like wow,
I could really.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Why like in front of him, and I like immediately
like shut my phone off and like turned it down.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I was so embarrassed.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
That is a wild thing to text someone though, I'm sorry,
what sir?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Not even a high hello?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, like for like, hey, would I would like to
see you again?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
It was like I could really use something. I was like, what,
so did you go.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh no, absolutely not, okay, I was I actually was
like terrified that he gave me something and like immediately
went and got tested.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
I didn't have anything, but it was definitely like, oh
my god, no, I was terrified.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
That's my biggest fear. Yeah, I bet.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well, I'm glad you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I'm glad your boyfriend didn't find out about that, because
sounds like you guys are happy.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Yeah, ex bloy Broy you should tell him now, how
about those apples?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
No, I mean it's it was a very very happy
relationship and it ended like on very good terms, like
I wish I'm the best.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
But yeah, okay, no, don't tell I got it.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Thank you for tell me?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Comes back, Thank you little secret.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
I have a good day.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Hell, hey you have a dirty little secret. Yes I do,
I got it. Okay. So basically, I'm a horse girl.
I have six horses. One of them is my hot horse,
which I call my soulmate basically. And my mom makes donuts.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
She's a baker basically, and the thing is, I hate them,
and I really hate those doughnuts and so dry and
the way she fries them. I don't know what to say.
So she gives me donuts and I'd give them to
my horse.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
And my horse.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
She loves them so much and I love to give
her donuts all the time. And I haven't told my
mom about this because I know it would break her
heart and she's kind of dramatic about things.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
So let the horse likes them. Yeah, I love them
so much. It's so cute. The horse s eating of
doughnut is cute.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Thank you for your little secret, of course, thank you bye.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
What's your dirty little secret?

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