She made a kitten cry, and he is a test dodger.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jubiles dirty little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a diry little secret. Yes,
I do have one, sweet what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
So?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Back when I was in elementary school for seventh and
eighth grade, I had to take mid terms and finals.
It was a weird thing that my elementary school did.
But during my eighth grade year, my grandfather had unfortunately
passed away whenever we had to take our finals, and
I had a teacher that taught English and she was

(00:33):
very forgetful, and so I had to miss most of
the days that we had to take the finals. And
my English teacher, when I came back, she asked me
when I wanted to take it, and I gave her
a day. But then the day came and I knew
I had to take the final, but she had forgotten,
and I just didn't tell her that I had to
make up the final, and so I just went the
eighth grade year without taking my final. I never caught

(00:56):
up with you, Nope, they never caught on. And I
can say it was not the first time that I
had done something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Our class that same year, I had to submit a project,
but I got sick the day it was due, and
I had barely even started on the project, and the
days just came and gone. They never asked me where
it was.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Had a grade book for those this conditioning is not safe.
It's going to be his wedding. It's going to be
his stuff that works. Something's going to pop up and
he's gonna be like, ah, I'm sick your grandpa.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Jesus are You're going to be at a very important job.
Interview ten years round back, So tell me about that
eighth grade test. Well, thanks for telling us you dirty
little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh you're welcome, and that was an honor to talk
to you.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
All appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
We will be giving you a test after this, so.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Have a good one. Thank you you too, all right? Buye? Hey,
what's up? Is the jubil shows Dirty Little Secret? You
have one?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 5 (01:56):
When I was nine years old, my little sister had
a cat, a baby kitten, and I was playing with
the cat and I put him on a what is
it called a swing at the park.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh, it's like a swing. I swing yeah, I sing yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
And I was playing with him and I thought it
was having fun. I was like pushing him like a
like a little kid, and then I noticed that he
was crying. And I also, I was only nine years old,
but since then I never played like that with a cat.
I only pat them and stuff like that. But I
was very scared.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I was a little kid still alive.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah not because I'm twenty fast and seven now and
it was years and years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I was a little bit nervous.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, like the yeah, well it was just it was
just like a couple of pushes and and I'm noticed
that he had something on his side, and I was like,
oh my god. We crying, and I was like a song.
She was having fun.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, you're a sweet human. If this is your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
This is like a very sweet, dirty sweet I know.
Usually it would be like and then I slept with
the cat's mom.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
No, no, no, I would never.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
What's your dirty little secret.

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