Careful with the barista's nails

Sometimes you really need to keep an eye on those baristas. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jewbles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hey, Hey, what's up. You have a little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yes I do.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
So I'm actually at work right now, but this happened
when I was at work. Okay, So I work as
a barista, so I make coffee. I work at a
coffee shop, and well have recently gotten into wearing like
press on nails. I was making caramel because we make

(00:30):
all of our own syrups here, and when you make caramel.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
You pour the milk in and it like makes a
bunch of steam and the steam kind.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Of explodes it gets really hot.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Okay, Anyways, the steam.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Came up, it got really hot.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
It burn my hand a little bit.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
So I like pulled my hand back real quick.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
And then maybe five minutes later, I realized one of
my press on nails was missing.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I know what it was gone.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I would not find it, and so I searched the caramel.
I couldn't find it in the caramel.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
But okay, I strained it.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I don't think it was in there unless it like
completely disintegrated in the heat.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
But I don't think it gets that hot.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Well, that's what I was gonna say to it.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Where else would I have gone?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Because if it's a press on that you just got those.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Good mount and we're all eating plastic anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
That's fine, Well, I hope not. But there was a
big batch of cold brew that we were making, and
so there's also a chance that it might have like
fallen into the grounds for like the ice coffee, and
I wasn't able to search through that, but I checked
the whole floor. I could not. I drink the cold brew.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Somebody found it. Somebody definitely found it. It's fine, though.
I always just assume I'm eating or drinking a body
part if I get anything from a restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Ever.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, yeah, well I've worked in restaurants. I know the
stuff that goes on. Yeah, thank you for telling us
your little secret.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Thank you. I have a good one.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
How what was up as the jubill shows Dirty little Secret?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
You have one?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I do?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
So every Sunday my husband gets junk right and whenever
he's like so so wasted, I go his wallet and
then the next day he's like, hey, we like what.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Happened, you know, did I do anything?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
And I'm like no, But he didn't even notice that
I had already taken like one hundred dollars for his
wallet and he just acts like nothing, and I'm like, hmm,
I don't think he never noticed so ever since I've
been doing that. So he gets drunk every Sunday. Then
I just go into the wallet, take one hundred dollars,
two hundred hey, and then the next day I'm like, hey,
shopping Okay, he doesn't do it, so I'm like, all right,

(02:49):
so I'm moving here and I know my daughter. I
was like, you happy to keep it a secret? You
can mass telling and she's like, oh no, don't worry.
She's like, can you speak another hundred dollars so you
can be for me? And I'm like, what's this.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Good for me? Little bick pocket? Well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
I have a good day. What's your dirty little secret.