She Faked a Rash to Escape a Hike… and That Was Just the Beginning

In this wild “Dirty Little Secret” confession, one caller admits she hates hiking — but that’s the least shocking part. What starts as a fake rash to ditch a date spirals into a petty (and hilarious) revenge plot that leaves a certain someone banned from his favorite trail… and possibly labeled for life.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You want Jubiles dirty little secret? Hello, Hey, you have
a dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yes, sweet?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
What is it that I don't like nature and I don't.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Like hiking and I like to a guy that I
was dating.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
One time about hiking, and so I had to sabotage it. Okay, Oh,
I threw myself into boys than ivy just so I
can say, get me out of here, gotta go alright, yay,
is it worth it? Well?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, it kept a day short for sure. I mean
I didn't really get rashes.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
But I had to just kind of go home and
pretend like I had rashes so I couldn't see him
for us. But anyway, my dirty little secret is that
me and that guy had a bad breakup. And now
there's a whole another thing.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
To this hiking thing.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh okay, what is it? So I went to the
park ranger of his favorite hiking spot and I said, hey,
look out for this guy. He took a crap on
the trail. Okay, oh yeah, I'll I'll play around. He
messed with me and I messed with him. So I
told the park ranger that he is a like a

(01:08):
weird guy that keeps going to the bathroom on the
trail that I keep seeing the same guy and he's
like not just urinating, I mean he's like defecating, and
I keep I keep seeing him.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
So I showed them his picture.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I showed them a few spots where he went. So
now they have his picture up all along the trail
for you know, have you seen this man? He's a cereal.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Pooper and his favorite and his favorite hiking trail.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, he's uh, he's not gonna be able
to go to that show his face. And the dirty
thing about this is that it was actually me because
I set it up. I wanted him to get off
that trail and that's how I got my revent. So
it was me doing all the dirty stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
So you were on the trail and.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Blame it on.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yes I was. I know it's broke, No petty, I
don't care. But now is this stereal trooper all along?
That child be says to me, I hope that people
recognize them.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Oh my gosh, of course

Speaker 2 (02:10):
What's your dirty little secret?