From Fake Allergies to Full-On Revenge: Wild Dirty Little Secrets

On this episode of Dirty Little Secret from The Jubal Show, listeners spill jaw-dropping confessions—from faking food allergies just to score freebies at restaurants, to taking dramatic revenge on a cheating ex in the boldest way possible. These outrageous stories will leave you questioning just how far people will go for special treatment… or payback.

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The juiciest, most outrageous confession podcast from The Jubal Show! It's the Jubal Show's Dirty Little Secret! Listeners spill their wildest, weirdest, and most scandalous secrets anonymously—no judgment, just pure entertainment. From shocking revelations to hilarious mishaps, you never know what you'll hear next! Hosted by Jubal Fresh and the team, every episode is packed with jaw-dropping confessions, witty reactions, and unexpected twists. Got a secret? Share it with us… we promise we won’t tell!


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Doubles.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hello, hey there, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I do.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
So here's the thing. I don't feel bad about it
because I feel like everyone does this, Okay, but I
I fake having food allergies at restaurants because I want
the special treatment.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Everybody does this.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh, I feel like a lot of people do. Come
on gluten free lactose intolerant. There can't be that many
people that can't have gluten and that can't have cheese.
It's just there's too many out there. So I figure,
you know what, if they're doing it, I get I
get to do it too. And I like if they

(00:44):
bring something out and has cheese on it, I'm like, oh,
I can't have cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. And then I
get some kind of a discount or they give me
some free dessert if it doesn't have you know, ice
cream or whatever on it.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
So I yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
What I do it for the discount and the attention.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I feel here's the thing. I'm not alone. I know
so many other people do it too. There's no way
that most of the world is gluten free and lactose
intolerance and there was this one time I went to
this one restaurant and they brought something with cheese on it,
and I had told them I was allergic to cheese,
and it looked really, really delicious, so I ate it anyway,

(01:21):
and then I faked like a full blown allergic reaction.
And now I get to eat there for free for life.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
There's a life act. Then, Okay, all right, well, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret. You're actually
lactose intolerance. You go get free food for yes. Hey,
what's up? As the jubil shows dirty little secret? You
have one?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well? A few years ago, I was dating this guy.
Oh I know, I'm pretty serious. We were living together,
and then he started cheating on me with me drug dealer,
and he started doing drugs and it got to the
point where eventually I called the cops on her and

(02:10):
I got her arrested for being a drug dealer.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
What I mean it was you?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean she knew.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I mean, honestly, if I was saying some money he was,
she knew on me. With anyone, I would also want
to call the cops on whoever. That person is so fair? Yeah,
and is he still with her.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Uh no, no, well, so I broke up with him
and then I called the cops on her. I was
like a final, you know, good bye, and then they
broke up and then he was trying to get me back.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, he had to break up with her. He can't
get anything out of her now. Well, thank you for
telling us your little secret.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, by like, what's your dirty little secret,