Engaged… But Not Really? A Shocking Secret to Keep Mom Happy

On this episode of Dirty Little Secret, a caller confesses to an unbelievable plan to get their mom off their back about marriage and kids. But now the lie is spreading fast — and the truth could blow up everything. Listen in to hear the jaw-dropping secret and how it all spiraled out of control!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Doubles. Dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a
dirty little secret. I do. It's it's I've gotten myself
in a situation. Man, I'm like, oh, what do I do?
So I just turned thirty five and I'm still single,
And honestly, I love being single. I mean I date

(00:21):
here and there, I go all dates, but like I
just I'm super happy where I'm at in my life,
all right. And the dirty little secret is is that,
like I love my mom. Don't get me wrong, my
mom's always been a little bit like on my back,
want me to do these things and want me to,
you know, do kind of what she wants to do
and make her dreams come true. And she wants grandkids.

(00:44):
I'm a single child, you know. My dad passed away
a few years ago. But the dirty little secret is
that my mom's been on me about getting married, settling down,
having kids, like so much like the past, like like
ten years. It feels like so finally, I just I

(01:05):
told her that I got engaged and I showed her
an image of someone that I sort of actually made
up on my phone with an AI. So your mom
thinks you're getting engaged to a AI. Well, which doesn't note, AI,
but you have no idea, AI. Yeah, my mom My
mom's a little bit older, so she was like around

(01:27):
thirty nine or forty when she had me, so she's
she's like, you know, in her later seventies, and I
don't know if it's just like the age gap, but
she has no ideas, AI. So I like, really just
did that. I just did this to sort of get
her off my back a little bit. But now it's
like she's starting to tell like some of the family members,
like my cousin texted me and it's like, hey, congrats
on the engagement, like we heard you're gonna get married.

(01:49):
And I'm like, oh my god, what do I do?
Like I feel just like so like in trapped right now, Omie,
you said you're getting married. That goes all around my
family for the next few hours. I know, I know,
I just feel like I'm like in hot water right now,
not hot water, but I'm like, I gotta figure I
gotta figure something out. Like I don't know if I

(02:10):
if I they got called off, if I come clean.
I just feel like if I come clean, Like I
don't know, what do you guys think any advice or anything?
I mean, oh, good luck man. Thank you for telling
us you're very little secret. All right, guys, thank you.
What's your dirty little secret.