Secret To Getting Out Of Any Test Ever

Everyone has a secret they’ve tucked away — but this one takes “slacking off” to a whole new level. Jubal shares a personal story from middle school about a final exam that…never actually happened. From forgotten projects to clever loopholes, it’s a hilarious look at youthful scheming that somehow went completely unnoticed. Tune in to hear the full story — and maybe feel a little better about your own school days.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubils dirty little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have ay little secret? Yes, I
do have one, sweet what is it?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
So?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Back when I was.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
In elementary school for seventh and eighth grade, I had
to take mid terms and finals. It was a weird
thing that my elementary school did. But during my eighth
grade year, my grandfather had unfortunately passed away whenever we
had to take our finals, and I had a teacher

(00:32):
that taught English and she was very forgetful, and so
I had to miss most of the days that we
had to take the finals. And my English teacher, when
I came back, she asked me when I wanted to
take it, and I gave her a day. But then
the day came and I knew I had to take
the final, but she had forgotten, and I just didn't
tell her that I had to make up the final,
and so I just went the eighth grade year without

(00:54):
taking my final. That never caught up with you, No,
they never called on and I can say it was
not the first time that I.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Had done something like that. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
In our class that same year, I had to submit
a project, but I got sick the day it was
due and I had barely even started on the project
and the days just came and gone. They never asked
me where it was.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
The grade book for those this conditioning is not safe.
It's going to be his wedding. It's going to be
his life. Stuff that works, something's going to pop up
and he's going to be like, ah, I'm sick, your
grandpa's kid, jeesus, or you're.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Going to be at a very important job interview ten
years round back. So tell me about that eighth grade test.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, thanks, hopefully they never asked about it.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, well thanks for telling us you dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh you're welcome, and that was an honor to talk
to you.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
All appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
We will be giving you a test after this, so
have a good one. Thank you you too. All right,
buye what's

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Your dirty little secret.