The Petty Husband’s ‘Latte Revenge’

In this hilarious Jubal’s Dirty Little Secret, one husband finally snaps after weeks of being nitpicked by his wife, and takes revenge in the most unexpected (and lactose-loaded) way possible. But that’s only half the chaos! Stick around for the wild hot tub story that turns way too awkward, too fast.
If you love shocking confessions, laugh-out-loud moments, and real-life relationship drama, this is one you don’t want to miss.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbols dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I do yes. So for the past like a few
weeks so I'm married, and for the past few meet
weeks here, my wife has just been like on me
about everything, like no matter what I do, it's either
not good enough, I'm doing it wrong too. I don't
know what it is. Just everything I'm doing is I'm

(00:28):
doing it wronger I'm pissing her off, so, you know,
like not doing the dishes all the way, putting things
away in the wrong place, and getting chewing food too loud,
like everything, Okay, I'm sorry. So I'm trying to give
her space. And so this past weekend, like I wake
up early to mow the lawn on Saturday, like I

(00:49):
always do, so I'm trying to do a quiet I
don't want to wake her up. I don't want to
make too much noise, and you know, I finish it
feeling good about it.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
She comes out, she's like, you woke me up. And
he always looks like so, I'm like, okay, So my wife,
you know, she enjoys.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Her morning coffee. So she's also lactose in tolerance, so
it's her usual oat milk. I topped that off with
some real milk, and she's very lactose in tolerance. So
the day she had after drinking that full large coffee, oh,
I think she was feeling the pain I was feeling, because, yeah,

(01:33):
she was having a hell of a day. I was
feeling great, lack stuff. I re mode the lawn. But yeah,
she was going through it that day.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
You are really making marriage sound.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I was gonna say, what if she found out?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Would you be even more mad at you? I mean,
at this point, what else can I do wrong? You know?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
All right, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
On another note, can old white dudes stop being so creepy?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, I was at the gym yesterday and I was
swimming for a workout, and then I was sitting in
the hot tub and there was a couple of women
in there and they recognized me from the show, and
so they're like, oh, hey, you're and I was like, yeah,
that's cool. Already kind of already kind of awkward because
I'm in a hot tub, you know. And then I'm
just like, yeah, thanks for listening or whatever. And then
this old dude like probably like eighties comes up and

(02:24):
he starts to get in the hot tub and he's
like and he likes the ladies. What And they're like
and I was like, he's like, yeah, did you hear me?
He likes the ladies too, And in my mind I'm like, no, no,
I don't like these ladies. I like my lady. But
then they get out, like pretty quickly because that's awkward, right,
And then I was sitting there like rubbing my shoulder

(02:45):
with my shoulder kind of her and he's like, what
do you got a nod.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
In your shoulder?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Don't tell me he did that. And I was like, yeah,
my shoulder is a little a little tight and he's like,
you know, I'm a massage therapy.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's like yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And I was like, oh that's cool, man, Wow, I'll
see you later.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
The dude are coming for you just as much as
they do.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
For being big.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
And then I remember I met a gym and then
I tripped over his dog that was with him as
I was getting out of the hot tub. Ye with him,
he like to do that. I didn't know that they did,
but apparently anyway, it could have been a fun time
for me. Hey, you ladies and the guy had a dog.
What's your dirty little secret.