Brooke & Craig - Barking Boy - First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
First Date of follow up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at advocusla dot com. Brooke is on the
phone today for our first date follow up and she's
getting ghosted by a guy named Craig. So in a
second we're gonna call him and see if you tell
us why he's ghosting or maybe get her another date.
But first, Brook, how long has the vinces you heard
from Craig?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, oh gosh, I haven't heard from Craig in a
few days, which is weird because before the date we
were texting all the time.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Have you reached out to him in that time though?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah, Well, at the end of our date, he was like, okay,
well just hit me up when you're ready to hang
out again, and so I did.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
And then Cricket like just nothing, okay.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Thanks, let's go backwards and play de tective. Tell us
about your date.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
We met on a dating app, like most people, I
think it was Hinge, and I had seen on his
profile leader he had like pictures of him doing that
act hearing thing. So I set up the perfect date
where we threw axes, which, by the way, is really
freaking hard. Oh my god, my shoulders still hurt, so

(01:02):
he totally kicked my butt, but like it was super fun,
Like we had fun challenging each other and we were
having so much fun that we went to the bar
next door and kept having drinks all night where we
played stars, where he also kicked my butt. Again, I'm
not very good at these things, but point being that
we had a lot of fun. Like he was laughing

(01:23):
the whole time with me, Like it's not in my head,
like he really had a good time, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Well, other than laughing and stuff, what kind of gave
you the vibe that he was into it?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I mean, he asked me to go home with him,
So did you go? I did? We did? I mean
I felt safe with him, like we've really.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Connected or so I thought, Well, what happened at his place?
Did all kinds of fun things happen?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Uh, there were some fun adult things that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
But I'm like a little worried because when we first
got to his apartment, he has a roommate that was
just chilling on the couch and we like said hello
to him, and he was really hot, and in my
drunken state, I may have been like, oh my god,
your roommate is totally fine, So I don't know if
that like offended him, but like I clearly went into credroom,

(02:13):
so she was not going to hook up with his roommate.
I don't know if that's why he's ghosting me.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
How would you feel, Jubil, you take a girl home
to hook up with you, you have a roommained on
her way to your bedroom.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
She says, Man, your roommate is so hot. Yeah, I
guess it depends how hot he is. It might be like, yeah,
I agree, I know he's very hot, but you're with me,
so probably wouldn't bother me that much, although maybe it should.
I don't know what did he do when you said that.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
He just kind of ignored it, like there wasn't a
reciprocal conversation about his roommate being hot, And then I
was like, oh, I'm just like drunk and rambling. But
then we just started making out, so you know, no
more conversation needed.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
I wonder if he like kind of got in his
head and thought maybe you were fantasizing about the room mate,
would you still follow through hooking up with a girl,
Jubile if you knew that she was thinking about somebody else.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Depends how much I liked her. If I really liked her, no, but.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
She's thinking about somebody else, wouldn't that be worse? Well
if I didn't, if I didn't really like her that much? Whatever, Yeah, transactional, Yeah,
you think about whatever you want, okay, But if you.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Liked her and then I liked her, I would rather
she be thinking about me. Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Well that's why I want you to call him, because clearly,
if you're thinking that, it's wrong, Like I just made
an off the cuff comment while drunk, So I want
to make sure he's not like looking too much.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Joy.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I really liked him, like a lot, Like we had
a lot of fun. I really want to see him again.
He's super hot.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
And how did things end when you left?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, I mean we had a nice time together and
he said, like, you know, hit me up when you
want to hang out again. So I felt like we
both were into it and wanted to go on another date.
But then, you know, I text him, it's been a
few days and then now just nothing.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Okay, we'll see if we can figure it out.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
For you, play a song, come back, and then call
him and ask him why is ghosting you and maybe
get you another date.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, okay, cool, thank you, all right.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Replay a song, come back, get your first day follow
ups next if you're just joining us for today's first
Day follow up. Brooke is on the phone and she's
getting ghosted by a dude named Craig. So we're about
to call him and see if you'll tell us why
is ghostinger and maybe get her another date. But first, Brook,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yes, so, Matt Craig on Hinge. We had a great
date where we played some sports y light games.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
That I sucked at.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Then we went back to his place and we had
a really great night together. But I may have put
my foot in my mouth and made a comment about
his roomy being hot, and I'm wondering if that's why
he's now ghosting me.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay, all right, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah? Please?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Okay, here we go, Hello him. I sweet to Craig. Please,
Yes you are Craig. How are you? My name is Jewel.
I host the radio show. It's called The Jewel Show.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Hi, Craig, I'm Nina. Also on the show.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Hi, I'm Victoria. How are you?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Hey, Hello, I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
You ever listen to the show, Yeah, let's do it
all the time. Oh sweet cool man. Well then you've
probably heard a first day follow up before. Yeah yeah,
oh yeah, perfect. Well if since you already know, I'll
say it anyway. A first a follow up is where
if you go on a date with someone and then
you ghost them, they can email us to get you
on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And

(05:34):
we got to email about you, Craig.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
You said you got to email about me?

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yes, okay, I was from a woman named Brooke.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, she emailed us, told us about your dates, says
she really likes you, but she's confused because you haven't
called her back. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I remember. She's she's she's beautiful, she's one of them.
She's gorgeous. I mean she I'm a sucker for red
lipstick and she wears it. Well, had a lot of fun.
Whether she's she's gorgeous, she's fun. I had a great
time with her. We went on a date at throwing.
She's not good at it. Uh, went on another day,
I mean on the same night.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Throwing and then you know, like hung out and went
back to your place, and she thought you guys were
really vibing.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
We yeah, yeah, we were, we were. I gotta be
honest with you. She's kind of weird to me. She's
kind of weird to me. Okay, well we got back
to our place, well, I mean my place. I'm sorry,
I'm talking about her way place and everything. Well hooking up,
we're having a good time. I'm robbing with everything's great.
And she asked me to bark.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Like a dog, like a.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Dog like.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Bark. Yes, she asked me to bark, and okay, I
did it, but I didn't feel quite comfortable, you know,
because it's barking.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
You know, this is the first time anybody's asked you
to bark in the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yes, yes, Dal quickly came out. Yes that it came out.
It's very Yeah, I'd never had. I mean like she
was asking for like a husky right wild of barks.
It wasn't the chiwawa stuff. She wanted real like, like
from the gut bark.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
How far into the you guys getting intimate did she
request us?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I would say all of maybe five minutes. Five minutes,
you know, we'll huggin. We're kissing and called her coming
off and we're about to do it, and she's like, hey,
I like you to bark for me. And she was insistent,
like like like her voice dropped like five octaves, like
I really wish you would bark for me. You got it?

(08:00):
What I'm handible because I'm barking. I'm literally barking for
my life right now because I don't know what this
one was about. I mean, she's cool. I mean she
brought a bag in a room. People, she brought a
bag in a room with me. I don't know what's
in the bag. You could have been like Didy party favorite.
Her purse in a leather satchel. It was a leather
bag with a clip. You protect me.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't know. She's cool. No, she's cool, and she's beautiful.
My god, red lipstick. Oh but it was just too much.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
But she's beautiful and the red lipstick and everything else,
Like that's.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Why that's why I punched. I mean, I gotta judge.
I know it's on the radio, but I'm just letting
you know. That's what's scared and you off, Okay, barking
got me?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
You couldn't have been that scared crag because jeez, you
barked for me like it was no problem you can't
do and you shirt white shit the wire you bothered
after the side.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa wrow row row That is that? Brook? Yes?
Oh I knew I was done again. Okay, Okay, Hi Brook,
Hi book II TI Brook?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
So wait, Cray, did you did you really not like it?
Because I am a very consent based person, like I
would never make you do something you're uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
You stared at me like Hannibal Lecter, Like the next
answer should have been yes, I was scared, Brooke.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
You mean I don't know you?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Plus that bag? Brook, Honey, you you brought the axe
from off first date. You brought the ax home from
off first date.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
You Listen, You're like, okay, like, how did you even
get it out to?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
How did you even get out the club? You brought
an act with you? You stole the ax from first
I did not an act with me.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
You're being ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Listen. I'm just saying they.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Actually sound really good together. I don't know about you guys,
but where you saying about.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
The Oh yeah, so like hopefully it's okay, Craig, because
we're stilling some tea. He talked about my bark fetish. Well, Craig,
guess it's a fetish, and listen, it's not really my thing.
But I'm going to give you my feet if that's
what you want, and I give.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Him to you. So like, hey, hey, hey, hey, no
one talks about the feet. That's a personal thing to me.
I love the feet. The websites that cater to feet.
There's no websites catering to dudes barking my friends on
the dark web, Yes, on the dark web that you are.

(10:35):
And I don't want to be a member of that
little little scenario. I don't want to be a dark
web member, like, oh, look at dude, he's in the lips,
little skin barking. Oh there goes one down.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
You don't like the barking at all, Craig.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Barking is a gateway drug man. At least the leather
and whips and dominatrix healed on the neck. I don't
know her well enough like that.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I don't know. Let's have a conversation and we can
get to know each other and splode down in the bedroom.
If you're uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, I said it spotted to the fly, I say,
you know, I want to buckle the milk carton talking Bob.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Last time I saw him him walking, Craig, would you
like to go on another date with Brooke? Will pay
for it and then you guys can have more of
a conversation.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Pay book. When you saw my roommate, how did you?
What were you thinking when you said he looks hot?
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I totally knew you were about my roommate. Listen, you're
totally hot, and so is your roommate. Him being hot
doesn't take away my attraction from you. I realized I
was kind of drunk and I shouldn't have made that comment.
And I can see why you might take that and
feel insecure. But I really like you, not just because
you're hot.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Because you are, but because we have fun.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
To get here.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
You're crazy, obviously. I just want to make sure that
we have an understanding that I'm the hot one here.
Thank you, the bark one six.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
You're going to take me out again?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
She got you right time? All right there?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Bark wants if you want to take her out again?
A fair request twice If you want to do this
to me.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Aren't you're really gonna make me bark? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:09):
One for yes or two for no.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Okay, bark park bok park. Wow, So you got me
back already. It's looking a good relationship if I'm barking
on the radio already.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
So is that a no then, Craig, Yeah, no, bark.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
I'll go out with you again and make sure I
bring my column.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
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