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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Big Show with Night and Day good a hell
of a caffeine fixed from your local Night and Day.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's time to go oversize. This is the biggest, biggest, figgest,
This is the biggest, biggest show, big show.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Jason Hoick, make Mino and.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Get a flowers. It's the sixth of the June twenty
twenty four. You're honing the big show, Jason, Mike back
on Monday. Kezy still pisting about balley for like another week,
and Tony Love gotn't quite make it in so much
like my high school sporting career. It's team C with me,
producer Pugs. Usually I'll be in Studio B, but they've
let me into the big wreck to cock that up
for you today. So I am fizzling. I've got some
vindage big show to play, plus plenty of chances for
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you to win stuff too. We got fifty dollars a
night day vouchers, plus that trade Wars is kicking off
at four thirty. I wonder what two trades are going
to go hit to hit today. Yesterday got a bit tense.
We'll get into that later. And that twenty five grand Fiddler,
even though you've caught him a bunch of times. You've
put him in the worst prison indian z because he
keeps getting and that could go off for any time,
So listen out for that. And as always hot hot tunes,
(01:04):
it's speaking of hot red hot chili peppers and unlike me,
we've got some self esteem from the offspring. You're listening
to Radiohodaki the.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Hadaki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keysy.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
It's the red Hot Chili Peppers. I'm Radio Hodaki. You
here with Pugs filling him for Jace, Mike and Kizy.
Those crims, those absolute scumbags, Now, I don't say that lightly.
Over the last week I've caught them on camera all
doing some pretty bad bad things and so I need
you'll help to decide just who out of them the
Big Show bad boy is. So every day this week
(01:39):
I'm chucking up a video of them committing their crimes
on the Hadaki Socials Hedachi Big Show on Instagram there
check out the VIDs. For example, last night it's one
Mike Minoak committing an absolute crime in the office bathroom
and then sniffing his hand afterwards way too enthusiastically. So
if you want to have a geeze at that, then
text the word bad with either Jace, Mike or Key.
(02:00):
He's heed a three four eight three and vote for
who you think the Big Show bad Boy is and
every vote puts you in the drawer for a grand
cash and a double past to go and see Will
Smith and Martin Lawrence and bad Boys Ride or Die.
It's out to day, go and see it. In the meantime,
some real vintage big show for you in about twelve minutes,
He's l seven on Radio Herdaki.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Best Rock Artist at the Old Tile Music Awards last week.
Racing on the Hurdique Big Show year with Pugs filling
in for Jason, Michael Kezy spinning you some of the
best moments from throughout the years, and this one's quite
special to me in particular. I thought it was most
appropriate since it's my first Big Show moment in the
seat today here with you to play one of my
first days ever working here. I was young, I was impressionable,
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just nuzzling into the bosom of Hoody j on the
Big Show and entering the fold if you will. And
these guys decided to take me out for a curry note,
which is now tradition with the Hurdique Big Show. And
let's just say that Kezy made it a hell of
an experience.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
We were just talking about our big show curry night
last night, which is becoming a regular feature of the show.
It was me and dear Minogi, Kezy and our new
mate Pugsy. I went to a very nice place in Parnell.
There and Minogaie and I ordered some food before the
other lads arrived, and then we ordered some beers, didn't we, Keezy.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yeah, we We did order one beer each and that
was totally fine. And if you want to see a
photo Hoducky Big Show Instagram page, the adjacent Hoyt was
on Selfie Judy.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah I was. And that's really where after that first
big bottle of beer, Minogi, things began to just deteriorate.
So what you're talking about, I just want to paint
a little picture of I might. Sitting right next to
us was a group of octogenarians, who, by the way,
spent most of the evening talking about the operations. They
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had had.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Tape on their head.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
One had a a solo. He was operating a solar
panel for a sex machine up top. Yeah, no here,
So he had a bit of a Captain steubing going
around the side a massively sunburnt dome with plasters over
what I can only imagine more extracted melanomas. Yes, had
that look about it. Yes, there's another guy that was
before you guys arrived.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
Keyes.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
He was just going on and on about some operation
he had and uh, you know some pipe that had
been shoved down as tower. This is true too. And
then the other three were just having to eat the
stuff up. But I imagine that's what it gets to
with you that age.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
It's just.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Your medical ailments. But anyway, so Keysy then ordered another
big bottle. I think it was Tiger Bear King Fishersai,
I apologize, which is eight percent. He ordered another one.
He hoed into that, down that and then then ladies
and gentlemen, the first f bomb resonated around on the
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resonated around the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
What was amazing about that is we were sort of
sitting out the front on the veranda there, Yes, and
you could hear a clatter of cutlery against plates inside
the restaurant. Yes, And just total silence, like a vacuum totally. Man,
we had a candle on our table. It blew out.
Yeah yeah, remember that you've being sucked out of the room. Man,
(05:26):
I know you don't remember it. So the thing about
Elizabeth alcoholism as well, Jason, is people think that they've
got a really high tolerance for the booth totally, but
actually what happens is you only need one beer to
top yourself up, and his full steamer head.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, and he'd had two big bottles by that stage.
So there we started getting into the carrige. Very nice
by the way, nice for vegetating. Then Kesy knocks over
a massive bottle of beer on the table, breaks old
Pugsy's wine glass, and then another of f bombverver rever.
(06:04):
By this stage, Monogi's getting a little bit you know,
he's he's getting a little bit hay keasy, Yeah, Kezy
pulling in a bit Son.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
Yeah ah right.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Then what happened, Jason, I.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
Think well it was fighting. Then Kezy just sort of said,
well this is just how I if and talk.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
WHOA. So at that point where just you and I
just sort of started quaffing down the food.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
Get out of here. This is going to go.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'm signaling to the bill. Pugsy's on the vergin.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
You signaling for the Bill.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Pugsy's on the verge of tears.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
I can't just freak out, Jason.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
This isn't the worst of it, and I think we
probably have to come back.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Oh yeah, let's keep coming back.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I think it was a hell of a night that
Hodarchy Best of the Big Show moment November twenty twenty two,
so nearly two years old, and I still tear up
when I think about Keesy's behavior that night. I live
around the part Our area now where that restaurant is,
and I have to relive that trauma every time I
drive past. Now you can listen to every Big Show
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we've ever done just by searching Hodaki Big Show where
if you get your potties from. And it's also worth
noting I actually put up a few of the videos
of our podcast outros on YouTube, so if you've got
to Radio Hodarchy on YouTube, there you'll be able to
watch some of the fellows in action. And if it
goes well, if we get some views, who knows, maybe
I'll make some more videos of our potties in the meantime,
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tools down and lids of after the break because it's
trade War's time here on Radio Hodarky. Get ready for
that Wheel of Trades.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Tools down and lids off.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
It's super Liquor Trade Wars time.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Time to spare.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
Trade.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
That's right, it's back all thanks to our good mates
at super Liquor chaers to trade these chairs to super Liquor.
They've made the Wheel of Trades to create a battle
of the mines and backbones and the hopes of when
I a coldheart dollar of five hundred bucks cash. So
we're going to find out who reigns supreme when it
comes to trade b trade in the game of the
best of three of three general knowledge or Big Show
(08:10):
related questions. You never know what you're going to get.
So for example, yesterday we had painters up against concretors
and let's just say we found out why it's called
trade wars and not trade friends.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Do you know who's on the ten on the note?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I do it?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Kate Sheppard?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Oh, you're not an absolute mark mate.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
You just get one right first on the first question.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
You know ding on you can just meddle the answer off.
Speaker 10 (08:36):
So well, there you go, and there's passion on the
field there.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That's the kind of fun and friendly rivalry we're trying
to foster. Hear with trade wars A ready a hodarchy.
So here's how it's going to work. I'm going to
spin this wheel twice. If you hear the trade that
you work and called out, I want you to give
me a call on ready a hodarchy, Oh eight hundred hodarchy,
and you can play to when that five hundred dollars cash.
All right, let's fire up this wheel, baby, first spin oh, rufers, rufers. Okay,
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if you're a roofer, give me a buzz on oh
eight hundred. Hold aki, I'm gonna spin it once more.
Speaker 9 (09:13):
Here.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Ah, this is the first time we've had this. So
this is other. There's one of this on the wheel.
It's his other, which means I can choose whatever trade
I want. Now I'm gonna go for something a little
different here. As far as trades and backbones, as we
know on the Big Show, everybody's a backbone. So if
you work in it, if you're an it guy, or
if you're a roofer. From the first spin, so rufers
and it guys, give me a call on oh eight
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hundred hold Aki and we'll get your spin on the
wheel for that five hundred bucks cash.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Next the Hodarki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kizy.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
Let's go to the trade.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Will super lick a scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
That's right, Trade Wars is back, all thanks to our mates.
It's super Liquor. Cheers to Trade's cheers to super Liquor.
It's getting tense. It's time for another round of tradyv
trading thing Scott particularly tense yesterday between the painters and
the concreteors. So let's get our other connection in. So
this was one segment on the wheel that says other,
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which means I can choose with whatever trade I want,
and I've gone for it now. I believe Alex. Are
you there? I believe you work an it.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I certainly do.
Speaker 11 (10:30):
Mate. How we're going today?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah good, thank you thanks for calling him. Man your
chance to win this lovely dollop of cash. But it's
not yours yet.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
Man.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
First, we've got to get your other trade that you're
going head to head with, and today that is rufus.
Josiah I believe you're a roofer, my friend.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Ah, yep, that's me.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Alrighty, alrighty.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
So we've got Josiah the rufer against Alex from it. Now,
just to reiterate, Fellers, your buzzer for these three questions
is your trade. So, Josiah, I want to hear you
yelling Rufa and Alex. It's probably quite weird to yell,
but you can shout it as quickly as you possibly can. Okay, alrighty, fellas,
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let's fire off with this first question of general knowledge here.
What's the tallest mountain in New Zealand? R Okay, okay,
Josiah coming in hot there, Josiah, what is it? What's
the tallest roof? For roof? What's the tallest mountain in
the country mount cook? Alrighty, we've got one on the
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board for Josiah, one on the board for the roof
and community. Now, if Josiah gets this next one, he's
taking it out. Okay. One more question, fellas. What was
the final score of last night's State of Origin game?
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Ito?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Okay, okay, Alex, Alex, what do you got it?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Man, all right, it is on the board here. Oh god,
it's a tiebreaking. Now, fella, so we ever gets this
next one. You've taken out five hundred bucks cash. I'm
gonna go with the maths question here. If Kezy has
a van full of five hundred esthma inhalers and he
uses three hundred and thirty of them, how many inhalers
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does he have left rufoot? All right, Josiah, this is
up man, it could be yours. Do the maths. What
do you got? That's it, my friend, Very nicely done. Hey,
well played, Alex. You stay on the line. I'll have
something for you in the meantime, Josiah, I'll chuck you
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on hold as well. You've represented the roof and community
weil fellers.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Good job.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
All right, hold the line, and that's all things do
I make to super Look at that five hundred bucks
going to Josiah. We'll play it again tomorrow, same time,
same place. You're listening to Radio hodakic the.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Holarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
That is a tune on Radio Hodaki. You're here with
Parks filling him for Jace, Mike and Kezy until the
next week. And in the meantime, I got some more
best of the Big Show moments to spend for you
after five o'clock, including one about a historic moment. And
historic moment that's how you say that, isn't it about
Hodarki's history. So we'll play that after five, plus some
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exciting news about a massive day we had here at
Hodaki last year. We're bringing it back this June. Not
to mention the tune you Gotta Fight Fight, all right,
I'm gonna play some Beastie Boys for you and some fooies.
It's talking about you. You're my hero. We'll play that
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many more after five. You're listening to Radio.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Hodaki, The Hodachy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Mike, I've got to be frank with you. It's none
of those valas. It's producer Pugs. They've uncaged me from
Studio B. Since all the boys are away, you've got
Jason Mike back on Monday. Keezy still pesting around on
scooters and bali until Friday. We're no doubt he'll fly
home after upgrading himself into Premium Economy and leaving his
wife in Economy. He actually just got off the phone
with me in tears. Because he heard there's a massive
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staff event tonight where there might be free and responsible lemonades,
and so he's gutted. He's thinking about catching an early
flight home and premium economy of course. Now in the meantime,
we've got some best of the Big Show moments to
spend for you this hour, including and historic moment in
Hodaki's history. But first, in about nine minutes, an exciting
event that happened last year was all the good feels.
(14:26):
We're bringing it back for another year round and we
want you to be a part of it. I'll tell
you all about it after some phillies.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I'm Radio Hodaki with a ha warchy Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
It's Jane's addiction on the Hurdaky Small Show, with producer
Parkes filling him for Jas, Mike and Kesy until they
get back next week. Now, in the meantime, we've got
a massive day at Hodaki coming up and we want
you to be a part of it. The Big Show
boys will be back, plus the rest of the wider
Hodaki crew. So June, if you didn't know, Bow Cancer
Awareness month. So once again we've teamed up with our
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mates at bow Cancering Z and cotton softs, and we
want to raise a crapload of a win and a
shripe load of cash for bow cancer in z and
what we're calling day in Lou number two and what
I'm being ripromanded for calling to Lou too furious. So
we're spending twelve hours broadcasting from the bog at the
Empire Tavern on Wednesday, the twenty sixth of June. That's
here in Auckland, and every hour you know those commercial
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breaks you here, we're going to replace those with comedic
breaks with a whole bunch of our funny mates. You
can get involved in a bunch of ways. First and foremost,
Tex Lou to three seven seven nine from any time
today to make an instant three dollar donation. And it's
not just today as well, it's from today. We'll go
to dayanlud dot co dot nz for all the details
and to make bigger donations than three bucks if that's
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your thing, and come down on Wednesday, the twenty sixth
of the June Empire Tavern in Auckland. It's going to
be a fun twelve hours. In the meantime, another best
of the Big Show moment coming up. But first the
Beastie Boys fight for your right on radio.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Heard ache of the Hiking Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
It's oasis on the Hidarchy, just our producers. We're all
on holiday show. You here with Park filling in for
the Fowlers till they're back next week. I've got another
best of the Big Show moment to spin for you. Right.
This was special because I was given a very important
task about six months ago to dive deep deep into
the Hodaki archives and bring out some historic audio.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Today's fifty seventh birthday of the first ever broadcast from
Radio Hodaki. Out there on the Monday on the Hodaki
Golf on the titty ship there, Titty.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Titty t I ri the boat yeh titty boat.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
So yeah, amazingly Prebs, Actually, who's like is the guru
around here for everything?
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Max the station run. He sent us through audio of
the very first broadcast ever from Radio Hurdaki.
Speaker 8 (16:42):
We should play it?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, we definitely, We definitely should. And you know, I've
got to take my hats off to those guys and
ladies that went out of their way to do something
different in New Zealand Radio Mogi. They really broke the
mold and created this unique radio station that we have
the immense pressure of maintaining. That's right, so, but we
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do have the first ever audio voice break, don't we.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
Yep here it is first of a thing ever heard
on radio.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
Honarky, my Hraky Big Show with Jason Hoit, Mike Minogue
and Keys had.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well.
Speaker 9 (17:28):
Hello by your man bastard. It's great to have your
company this Monday afternoon. It's the fourth of December nineteen
sixty six, so very good to have your company. And
Mogi a man bastard looking dead for as ever house life,
old boy.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh you know me, I can't complain. You're crazy, son
of a gun, you massive backbone, you with us not
looking too fantastic out there today. But to be honest
with you, I'm not too bothered. I'm happy to be
spending it with you. Fine gentlemen.
Speaker 9 (17:57):
Well likewise, my friend, likewise, my friend and easy in
their bastard looking a bit green under the gills.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
There.
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Rough weekend, was it, Tobby, good chaps, Yes, it was
a rough weekend, if I'm honest. But to be here
with you guys on the in the whole rocky golf,
on this boat, the teery, it's all worth it, Hey,
have you heard this new song from the Beatles.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Oh? Yes, It's an absolute cracker, isn't it. And I
was thinking of you, Kezy when we kicked off this broadcast.
Being out here on the wholacky golf must be a
bit wheazy for you if he up and down, bobbing
and so forth.
Speaker 8 (18:35):
Yes, Jimmy witching that this date was a steamboat.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Given the amount of steamers you're always doing.
Speaker 11 (18:44):
Very funny, chaps, very funny. I'd be able to breathe
a lot easier if I had a nose as becas
you're not to get too handsy with the kidding by look,
I think I think that's a roping past.
Speaker 9 (18:59):
I think it's Roppens coming up. We've got some great
tunes hold off the whalers, so let's kick into.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
A show with hate you. Wow, it is so amazing
looking back in the history of this great radio station. Fellas.
That made me a bit teary eye there. Actually, to
be honest with you, the.
Speaker 8 (19:19):
More radio changes, the more it stays the same man.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Well, I was just like, Wow, we've just come so
far and it has been a long time, you know,
Like if we were to do that stuff now I
don't think it would go down very well, not.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
At all, so totally. Hey, if you want to send
a happy birthday do by all means I send us
a talkback or a three four eight three. And in
the spirit of Radio Hodaki, let's keep the great tunes going.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Now.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I got to say it warms the cockles of my
heart to know I'm part of such a high quality
institution of New Zealand broadcasting. Now in the meantime, before
the Fellers get back from their break, you can hear
every show we've ever done just by searching Hodaki Big
Show wherever you get your potties from? And we have
another best bit for year before the hour's out, and
I got some white stripes for you in four minutes
on Radio Holdarchy.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Tune in week days and four on Radio Hodaky.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
It's MGMT on the Hodarchy, every member of the show
is away. Show you here with Pugs filling in for
the Fowlers until they get back on Monday. Will not
all of them get back on Monday. Kezy doesn't get
back till our next live show, which just happens to
be at a Hamilton institution. Of course, I'm talking about
field Days next week. That's on from the twelfth until
the fifteenth the Mystery Creek there. We're going to be
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doing The Big Show live amongst the backbones at the
event on Friday the fourteenth of June at the Good
George Baronetery on site. So get your tickets Field Days
dot co dot nz and if you do, you can
personalize your ticket and being to win an Isuzu d
Max Ute. How good's that? Then you can visit the
Isuzu Ute site F sixty for an extra entry into
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the draw for that. So don't miss the Big Show's
next live event Baby next Friday, fourteenth of June. Good
George are an eatery on site at field Days. Another
best of the Big Show moment for you in thirteen minutes,
he's Guns Roses on Hodarky.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
The Hoarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keysy the.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Cult on the Hodarky I'm All by Myself show. It's
producer Pugs filling in for the Fowlers. They'll be back
next week. Another best of the Big Show moment for you,
This one two years ago to the month, so June
twenty twenty two. Now this one comes with a little
bit of something extra. I need your help on this
one because I've been trying to convince the fowlers to
bring this back. So I'm gonna open up a little
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snappole on the text machine here three for eight three.
I'm gonna play you this audio, and I want you
to text me and tell me if you think we
should bring this back. In the meantime, for everybody who
texts in, you'll go on the drawer for a fifty
dollars night Dave Voucher, get a hall of a caffeine
fixed from your local night and day. I've actually got
a bunch of these to give away and nobody to
monitor me so I can go bananas in the meantime.
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Here's the audio. Hey, listen and tell me on three
for eight three if you think I should bring it back.
Speaker 8 (22:02):
Ooh yeah that Woods.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Looking shut up?
Speaker 8 (22:09):
Yeses Queen.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
So good?
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Yeah, spicy, I would.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
Oh it's the Honicky Big Show, Turtle Nick Chuesday, Yeah
so good.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Never before in my life New Zealand have I seen
two hot of men in the studio with me brandishing
their brand new turtlenecks and Mikeman, no, you massive roustallion
of a man. How's life?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
He's going pretty grass and thanks for asking. I'd like
to see that your turtle, Nick the Jason all the
way up to your chin.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
You mate, you're real hot. You're looking pretty good too,
there easy?
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Thanks Jayce. Yeah, turtlehead shoesday.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
I mean, when Mike came up with the idea, I
was like, worried it might be too hot, but it's
just the right amount of hot.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Well from where I'm sitting, Kisy, she's way too hot, buddy. Hey, listen,
we're bringing back the turtle and the whole idea of
turtleneck Tuesday is to bring back the turtleneck because a
massively undervalued garment. Mike, as far as I'm.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Concerned, I haven't seen a turtleneck around my throat for
a nie on forty years and more's the pity. So
the three of us got the chetting, didn't we, And
we thought, why not bring the turtleneck back?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
And speaking of bringing it back, do you think we
should bring that back? Turtle neck Tuesday? That was the
first time it ever aired June twenty twenty two. I
want to know if you think I should try and
convince the fowlers to bring it back for another season.
We've still got time. It's still winter. I'm sure somebody
would come on board to bring us the turtleneckt But
in the meantime, the text number is three for eight three.
Let me know yes or no every text in the
draw for a fifty dollars a night day voucher, and
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I will say, out of transparency, it is a little
bit self serving. I've heard the tootle neck Tuesday many
a time before, but I feel like I'd be privileged
to sit in Studio B and watch the fowlers and
their turtlenecks. Anyway, you can listen to every big Show
we've ever done, just by searching Hodiki Big Show where
you get your potties from. In the meantime, here's Chemical
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Brothers and Beck It's wide open. You're listening to Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Kodarchy producer parks here. Just before I was asking on
the text machine three for eight three, should we bring
back the iconic Radio hdache Big Show segment Turtlenick Tuesday
kicked off around June twenty twenty two sort of fizzled
out after a time there. I'm suggesting we bring it
back overwhelmingly on the text machine. You agree with me,
which I'm absolutely thrilled to hear, and all of those
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texts in the drawer for a fifty dollars night and
day voucher, so keep them coming through. I'm also massively
turned on at the idea of seeing the Fellas and
the Turtle Nicks once again. I do see one text
here on three for eighty three. How is Jason Hoyt
gonna fit his massive honker in the turt Look? There
might be some logistical issues with the Turtlenecks and getting
them back. That's a case I'm gonna have to work
on while the fellows are away and pitch it to
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them when they get back. So I'll keep you in
the loop on that one. In the meantime, We've got
plenty more best bits to come after six o'clock and
tunes from Head Like a Hole and Collective Soul. You're
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Speaker 5 (25:39):
Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yeah, welcome back, you absolute weapon. You're here with Pugs.
They let me out of studio Beast until the fellows
are away. Jason Mike back on Monday, Keezy. He'll be
back on Friday from Sunny Balley for our live show
at Field Days. Don't mess it next Friday. In the meantime,
listening to The Big Show brought to you by Night Day.
That doesn't really work with one person, but we've got
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to get the credit out, don't we. Now Every Tuesday
and June you can enjoy a barista make coffee for
just two bucks. How good is that? I'm only here
for another hour, so I'm gonna try squeeze in. Another
couple of best of the Big Show moments for you,
including one of nine minutes with a Big Show took
a stance against bullying. In the meantime his collective soul
the world. I know you're listening to Radio Hodaki with
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a ho.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
W reky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
It's head like a whole Radio Hodaky. You're here with
Pugs filling in for Jasmke and Kezy. They'll be back
next week. In the meantime, another best of the Big
Show moment for you. This one speaks a little bit
to the Big Show's reputation, both in broadcasting and of
course with all our listeners as well. We are massively
against bullying and down talking of any kind. And there
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was one great example of this when we were celebrating
Pink Shirt Day in May twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Hey it is, you know, the pink shirt day to
day to get rid of bullying in schools and so forth.
Bloody well, this is you know what just happened to me? Mate?
Speaker 8 (27:07):
What's that? Mate?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I walked out into the lounge here and old might
lay Mike Lane from the a sec Head of the
agec Yeah. He said to me, Jason, I'm really liking
your heir mate. It's looking really good. And he said,
because you haven't got a really monkey shaped hit a
head like Minogio. And I said, hey, Lane, mate, you
can't be saying that Minot's got a monkey shaped head.
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He have you ever seen its side on? It is
the montiest alienist thing I have ever said. It's I
almost throw up in my mouth.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
That's so weird.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
You see.
Speaker 8 (27:44):
Throw up sayings from about thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
And I said, what, that's a really old saying, Mike.
But hey, mate, that's not acceptable power.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
Oh did you did you call him out?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
And this is the thing about bully You've got to
call him out, you gotta because what happens when you
call a bully up, Mike, they normally punch your face
and and they just scullder beer?
Speaker 8 (28:07):
Did he Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, I didn't care, Yeah, because that was the thing
that I got told. You know, see, anybody you have
a bullies, you just stand up to them and they'll
they'll cower away. And what would happen was you just
I got my teeth kicked down my throat a lot
of the time. But you know I felt good to
stand up for myself once all those teeth had been
sort of replaced in that.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, totally, mate. I was the same because because I
was a bit mouthy. I mean, I know that's hard
to believe. Yeah, so you know someone i'd stand up
the bullies and just unload. Yeah you know what I mean,
I just unload on that true story. I did that
once and there was a I think I've told this story.
It was in the third form, and I was unloading
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on this guy. He was a massive unit to just
going nuts to him because he was bullying this young fellow,
even younger than you than me, and I was really
he just he just dicked me. Yeah good, literally dicked
me with one punch uncont Oh how good and mouthed
off yet me again? Yeah unconscious? You were saying something
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keasy was Yeah, you were about to.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
I was sorry.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
I got lost in picturing you're getting decked twice and
that great after unloading on a massive.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Dude, first and second time only, mate, never again? Yeah,
not with these fists of steel?
Speaker 10 (29:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Do you have a name for your fists? Padn Do
you name your fists like you see a movie? Some
guys have names.
Speaker 8 (29:27):
Crime and punishment. Yeah, that's that. Some people call them that.
Do you have that, Jason? No, sick.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Just another example of The Big Show being responsible broadcaster
is you can actually find every show we've ever done
just by searching Hodaki Big Show wherever you get your
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putting up a couple of our podcast outros on YouTube
and video form, so all of our podcasts already there,
but I'm slowly chipping away and putting up some videos
of our potties and if they go well, you never know,
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I may be able to do more. So get amongst
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some great tunes in four minutes, including Sublime and of
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Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisey.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
It's Jimmy Hendrix on the Holdaki. Everyone's away so we
got the producers show You're here with Pugs. The Fellas
are back next week. In the meantime, the Alternative Commentary
Collective has a hell of a lot of activity this weekend.
So this is all the Saturday right T twenty Cricket
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iHeart Radio on Skysport nine and the WISV Cowboys seven
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Big Show moment for you very shortly, in about seven minutes.
Here's the Gorillas on Holdaky.
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Speaker 4 (31:02):
It's Muse You Hear with Pugs on the Hodaky All
by Myself show. The Fellas will be back next week.
In the meantime, one more best of the Big Show
moment for you.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Now.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
I thought i'd in on a more serious note because
the Fellas we love to laugh, we love to joke, right,
but we're all there for each other. We all show through,
especially when one of us gets as serious a medical
diagnosis as Mike Minogue did in August last year.
Speaker 8 (31:24):
How to the doctors yet again?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Good God.
Speaker 8 (31:28):
I wish I get airpoints down there, you know.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Yeah, you'd be bloody raking them.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
I'll began hard at the old Kadu Lounge there.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
You get a bloody worldwide trip out of that.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
You get plenty of airpoints, wouldn't you.
Speaker 12 (31:42):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Noah.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
And so the reason I was down there was because
of my bulges, having some issues with my bulges there.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
What do you mean your bulges, my bolger? I don't
think you're a bulgers.
Speaker 9 (31:56):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
We were spent many, many hours talking about them on
the show Jo something affecting your your memory.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
I just find myself looking at you know, steering into
them dreamily most you.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
Know what, you see him straight on, I get the
sight on.
Speaker 8 (32:09):
Yeah, it's like you with Keyesy's massive home that side.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
But anyway, there was a few issues with them. And
you remember I went to the doctor about getting my
my eye lasered because I got hit in the eye
with the skyrocket when I was a younger man. And
the doctor that said, I wouldn't be worried about your
getting hit the old the laser.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
I be worried about the massive hoods that you've got grown.
Do you remember that. I don't know I had that.
And she said, look at the stadium and look at
the mirror. I was like, oh, yeah, it was massive.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Worrying about those, you know, well, remind me of Jason's
weird hoodie. So you've got two of them hanging over
my bulges.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
But anyway, so I was trying to get those looked
at the and the doctor you have to get sort
of sent up the line. You get referred and referred
and referred, yes, And he said it's probably it's come
from your childhood. And the bulge of the eyes are
bulging out of the head, which creates the hoods. And
it was because I must have caught a case of
gaukaitis when I was at school, right, okay about that.
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When you're gorking at having to geeze at things for
too long, you know you're gorking at it, and you know,
somebody will say, get your eyes for Christmas and they go,
got gauka lightis and you're like, no, no, no, it
turns out I had gauk.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
That what well I I I'm going to say no
because I don't have hooded eye, but you do.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
You do.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
The doctor just hasn't told you. But it's an age thing.
When you get older, sure everything starts sagging. Jash, you'll
know that.
Speaker 10 (33:54):
Well. I.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
I often have a sort of lazy left eye. Oh yeah,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
And it looks like it hangs.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah, but it's not more the it's more the corner
than the iseland itself.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
So you've you're diagnosed with gauka. Last week you were
diagnosed with monday itis. Yeah yeah, and Jace, you and
s Shegar's back.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Remember, And it's just one of those things, right, A
gradual into disintegration. Yeah, it's just good to have a reason.
There's nothing they can do about it. Now. Once you
catch gaucallaias, you've got it forever, you know, you gorg
and mere fright and center.
Speaker 8 (34:29):
Yes, that's why I think you've got it.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Men, Well, Jason is always telling your eyes to the
front because your gaukalytis out the window all the time
to have.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
I got saggy hood eyes the way.
Speaker 8 (34:39):
I can tell you was going to be bad.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, you're going to be shopping. And it's not really
so much your eyelands at this stage of the seven.
It's no, no, just just other bodily parts, that's all.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Can I just say on that front, Keys that your
disintegration has started early? Where's Murgie? You've got a few
more years? It sucks, yeah, and there's nothing nothing to
be done.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
Got a bad case apparently.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
Meanwhile, Jason's got a bad case of honkritis.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
See Keys, he says honk wriders. I've got a suspicion
that gorkulitis is contagious because the amount of time that
Jason might spend together, I think the gaugalyitis might have
passed on to Jase, the way his eyes pop out
of his head whenever he has eyes to the front.
Find every show we've ever done by searching Hadarchy Big
Show wherever you get your boddies got some heart for
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Speaker 2 (35:41):
With the Haarchy Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
It's for the Hidarchy best of the Big Show moments
for the day. I'm going to be back in the
same time, same place tomorrow for one more show before
Jason might get back on Monday, and then I'll make
easy gets back on the Friday for our Field Days
live show. In the meantime, have yourself a wonderful, rusty
evening and I'll catch you tomorrow. You're listening to Radio
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