June 7, 2024 • 37 mins
On the last Best Bits episode before the flellas get back, Producer Pugs revisits some of their daughters' outstanding achievements, Jase potentially getting his piece out, and Keyzie's Beaudie beef.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Big Show with Night and Day. Every Tuesday in June,
you can enjoy a barista made coffee for just two dollars.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's time to go oversize.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is not the biggest, biggest fiest.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
This is the biggest, big big.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Show with Jason Howich, make Minot and Yeah, get a
your mad Bastards, your six sons of Bees and your
absolute kesies. It's producer Pugs more inappropriately known as Pug's Son.
They've let me back on the rains for a second
time today. Clearly I didn't cock it up enough yesterday,
so I'm going to really do my best how to
make sure that happens today now if I sound a
(00:36):
little bit nasily full transparency, We had the New Zealand
radio and podcast towards last night. Shout out to Matt
and Jerry for their wins there. It's bloody awesome, but
I was the only one representing the Big Show, and
perhaps when a little bit too method in my portrayal
of Keesy in his absence. But regardless, I'm fizzing to
enjoy some more of the best of the Big Show
moments with you one last time before the Fowlers return
(00:58):
on Monday. And we've got super look at trade Wars
plus the Fiddler still on the loose. The first best
bit for you in six minutes on The Hurdarcky Big Show.
Afternoon The Hadarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy. It's whole On the Hurdarcky Big Show. You're
here with pugs filling in for the Fowlers until they
(01:18):
get back next week. I'm not missing around today straight
into the best, but it's this first one August of
twenty twenty two, The Big Show. No Stranger to Fitness Chat.
If you're looking to make your T shirts feel a
little more snuggle in one, Mike Minogue, this is the
place to learn how to do it. But that's said,
sometimes we're too enthusiastic about the workouts we do and
so therefore accidents happen like this one that happened the old.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Hoidy Jay Kelly, what mate went to the gym again today?
As you know you're getting cut for summer.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
You got a rest though, Joseph about you're not eving
any rest days.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
You know one of those people men that once they
get onto something, I just won't let it go.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You're like a dog with a yeah, a dog with
a boner.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Actually, speaking of which that's going great guns at the moment,
you're breeding in terms of just just health wise, you
know what I mean? I think because you're still waking
up and yeah, you're wearing to go. But I'm just
talking about you know, when you get physically fit, keysy, right,
your body functions better.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
But the saying is a dog with a bone, right,
what's saying? What are you talking about? Dog with a bone?
I write it down on the book.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It's a dog with a bone, dog with a boner?
Please keez.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
So anyway, there, I was going nuts at the gym today.
I had the old kettle bells, you know, and they're
pretty If you don't know what you're doing, they can
be a really dangerous object.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I had one on each hand and I.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Was just basically doing massive wind you know, the old windmill.
And what you don't realize is the velocity that you're
getting up to with those things, because there's a hell
of a lot of you know, because it's a hell
of a lot of what it's really good for, the
picks and the ebbs and the joints and shoulders and
you're totally heavy basically, I think the forty kg each
(03:02):
each side. But I got so much momentum going up
with the kettle bell, you know that I just basically
hyper extended my arms hyper extended, and and I lost
control and just let go of one of them.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
And you know how they have.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Those rows of rowing machines, just they were full to
capacity and the kettle bell just came whizzing out of
my hand at a raid of knots, mate and.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Boostoos doos doos doos doostoos.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Right, took all five rowers out, but.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
It made seven totally. Man.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, that's how much power was behind it, because I
was getting some real velocity on it.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
So the old.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Management like, oh, you know, you've got to take it easy,
and it's great.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Having you like it, man, Yeah, stand back man. Yeah.
I mean I've had that before as well, with the
old kettlebells, and there are unique things. They haven't been
around for long. It's mostly been your dumb bells and
your bar bells. Your kettlebells are pretty new. And I
had a similar thing where I was sort of had
them rotating sort of like if you can imasure me
free styling, swimming freeze. Yeah yeah, that thing, but like
(04:03):
right over the top and then get You're getting the
gain real quick. And but I've got the thing about
Liz I sort of got. I started getting away from
me a little bit. The momentum really started building up.
But I've got sort of a I guess the grip
on both my hands is like a lockjaw on a pitbull,
So I just didn't let it go. But my arms
started going so fast that I was actually like a
(04:24):
helicopter and I lifted off the ground.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well you know, in
any respects, it's not too far adrift from the old
hammer throw exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You know what I mean. You get that weirdy coming
in and then you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
The momentum is so great, but so what you actually
levitated And it.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Took me about probably thirty seven seconds to get home. Wow,
so good.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
Last time I had to go with the KTB bells
because they're quite dangerous. I was squatting and I dropped
one on my foot.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Hey we've got heaps coming ou up on the next
half house, so make sure you stay churned day.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
It's no wonder that Hoody J's moves looks so good.
And that's skivvy ay. I've got another best but for
you in about ten minutes. I'm rolling them out today.
I'm not missing around and don't forget super like a
tables on the way just after four point thirty. But first,
here's a bit of t Rex twentieth century Boy. You're
listening to The Hidarky Big Show.
Speaker 9 (05:19):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
It's Sir Dave on the Hodaky Honey, I Shrunk the
Big Show. You're here with producer Pugs filling in for
the Fellers until they get back next week with another
best of the Big Show moment to roll out for you. Now,
this one is another segment that I want to bring
back as a core part of the show. It's not
an old one like Turtle Neet Tuesday was, but it's
one that we don't do so much anymore. And I
feel like it was so so good and it was
(05:46):
golden for a time, and so if you think we
should bring it back more often, give me a text
on three four eight three Samey's yesterday we got night
they vouchers to give away. But here it is pit Chat.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
With Jason Mike. It was interesting.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Actually, we got into quite a bit of pitchat on
the Big Show Outray today, Fellas.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Yeah, a bit of.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
A serious scenario.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
J that's right, yeah, yeah, dog chat. Keep those ticks
coming on three four eight three. By the way, here's
a really good one from Elliott. So this one came
through on our instagram.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Good.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Hey, guys, need some advice on how best to disguise
a snake to get it into the country.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh, I'd go golf bag. Oh yeah, you know what
I mean. And then just put a sock over the
top of it. Yeah yeah, yeah, driver, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
It depends on the size of the snake.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
You've got to sort of wrap the snake around the
head of the driver there and then tie it up
and then put the sock over the top of.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
It, right, or you just tell it to stand still. Yeah,
it's roughly the length of a golf club. You're sort
of pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
There, just whispering its air go rigid.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yeah, tell it's a hard enap yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Right, Okay, that's actually great advice, Fellas.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
If it's a small snake, you could put it in
your drink that you get from McDonald's or something like that, right,
a straw, or.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
If it's a really small steak, in your yeath thrick.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Oh yes, right.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What if it's like a medium snake, you could use
it as like a belt or a drawstring.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Serious stuff, mate, Come on, hey.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
You Fellas. This is from Nigel.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
By the way, Fellaws was recently talked into buying the
last ever wooly mammoth. However, once I got at home
found out it was just a regular elephant wearing a
fur coat.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
Yeah, what do I do?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
It's amazing how often people do this, Mogi. You know
you get caught out with people disguising their animals.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I'll say this to you, man, and this goes for everyone,
and you keep too keysy because I may get a
bit excited about this stuff. Man, if it sounds too
good to be true, right, it probably is. Yeah? Yeah,
all right. So if somebody tells you they've got the
last wooly mus right, I probably don't.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, I mean, to me, it seems like they've still
got an elephant. I mean, that's still pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
But yeah, they'll be charging over as you see, because
the elephants are a diamond doesn't.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Totally are they really?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Oh yeah, they're absolutely compared to and once they start breeding,
they're just all over the shop.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yeah. You have to flush them down the toilet when
they go because they're cute. When their kids, yeah yeah,
they get too big, you have to flush them down
the toilet.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
Yeah, right far out whether you go keep.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That obviously you still when the kids there, what.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
You want to do is because what they'll do is
when they're getting flushed down the toilet, they'll do one
of those shrieks out of their truck. Yeah, So make
sure you put a pig on the end of the
shut them.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, an elephant, right, Okay, here's a really good one.
On three four eight three get a fellas. My son
has a pit white bait. What can we feed it?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
She is?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We talked a lot of heaven we Murgie about white baiting.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I've never kept one as a pen, I'll be honest
with you.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
No, I've given a bit of butter, a little bit
of flower, a little bit of lemons yest.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
Oh yeah yeah maybe eg white, a little bit of
white breadful.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I've never mouth watered over somebody else's pet before, but
that white bet sounds pretty bloody good. You can actually
listen to every big show that's ever happened just by
searching Hodaki Big Show wherever you get your potties from,
and that'll tide you over nicely until the fellows get
back on Monday. Got some beastie boys for you in
four minutes, and then we've got the super Liquor Trade Wars. Baby,
you're listening to Radio hod Achy b.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Achy tools.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Down and linds off.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It's super Liquor Trade Wars time.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Time to sit.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Cheers to trade is. Cheers to super Liquor for bringing
back trade wars every other round about this time, we're
gonna spin the wheel twice reveal two different trades taking
each other on in a battle of the mind's hearts
and backbones and the hopes of winning as what Hoidy J.
Would call a nice five hundred dollars dollar of cash.
So if I spin the wheel and call out the
(10:12):
trade that you work and I want you to give
me a call now on eight hundred Hadarky, and then
we'll put your head to head next. Okay, first spin,
first spin. Here we go, plasterers. Okay, if you're a
plaster give me a call on oh eight hundred Hodarky
and we'll spin it once more. Here plumbers, plasterers and
(10:37):
plumbers call oh eight hundred Hodaky now for your chance
to go head to head and a general knowledge slash
Big Show Knowledge quiz best of three when it gets
five hundred bucks. How good's that? That's all thanks to
super Liquor. You're listening to Ready your Hodaki.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
The Hodaki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Let's go to the super Liquor scoreboard. All the tensions building,
We got one more quiz for the week, one more
chance to give away five one hundred bucks or thanks
to our mates. It's super Liquor bringing back trade wars.
Get a cress you're a plasterer, Yeah mate, How are
(11:19):
you going? How's your Friday been so far?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Oh it's been a bit crap, But.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Glad it's over.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
It's been a bit crap. I'm sorry, fella. At least
you're heading into the weekend and you could be walking
away with five one hundred bucks cash. And I've also
got Hamish the Plumber on the line. Hamish, haw's your
Friday been?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Not bad fella, not bad fella. Hey, jump off speaker
if you're on speaker, bro or head closer to the phone,
because we're gonna need you to shout your trade as
your buzzer. So Chris, I want you to yell plasterer,
and Hamish I want you to yell plumber. Okay, first
and best of three, let's crack into it. But a
general knowledge here. What's the longest single island state highway
(11:59):
in New Zealand? Okay, so Chris was in there by? Nos, Chris,
what one is it?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Say? Highway one?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
No, that is incorrect, my friends, I'm going to pass
that one over to Hamish. You've got a chance, he mate. Now, reminder,
it's single island state highway. Oh, give it away. Not bad,
not bad, not a bad guess the actual answer there,
State Highway six. Obviously start State Highway One's the longest
(12:30):
in the whole country. Let's move on here. Let's move on.
Which member of the Hodecky Big Show is officially on
record as having the largest honkers plaster. Chris, you're in there?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
What was it?
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Here you go?
Speaker 8 (12:42):
Isn't it very nice?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Mate? We've got somebody on the board here. If Chris
gets this next one, he takes it out. HAMI she
got one more chance, brother. This is another Big Show question.
What seat on in New Zealand? Did Kesey upgrade himself
too on his flight to butt?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Geez in there quick, Chris? Do you know what it was?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Premier McConn.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
That was lethal? Absolutely lethal from the Plaster has taken
it out there.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Hey, listen to the podcast so it helps us love
that love.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
That Hey, well played, Hamish. I'll chuck you on rold there, Chris,
well done, mate, well played representing the Plaster as well.
I'll come to you very shortly. Man, we'll get you
that cash. You're listening to Radio Hdarchy The.
Speaker 9 (13:22):
Hodarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Hodarchy. You're here with Pugs. Hey, just a reminder checking
up some of the podcast outros that The Big Show
do on YouTube and video form. I'm live cutting them
so you can see the Fellers in action. Every podcast
is up there in audio form as well, but if
the videos do well, I may do some more. So
let me know what you think, Go over geeze over
this weekend and catch up on some potties. Hey. In
(13:48):
the meantime, we've got plenty coming up. After five, we're
asking the real questions with our best bets, like should
Jason Hoyt get his peace out? Plus I'll spend some
fat Freddy's and a bit of Pearl Jam that many
more great tunes. After five, you're listening to Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
The Hodarking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodaky.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Welcome back to the Big Show. You're here with producer Pugs,
covering for Jace, Mike and Kezy until they return next week.
You're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by
night Jay. I'm gonna pretend that that wasn't just me
in the studio doing that alone, and that the rest
of New Zealand was doing it with me. And I
know no Friday Throbert today, but I thought it might
be ethically questionable for me to pick three absolute wounding
(14:35):
Yummy Boys tunes and then pick one of those to
play on the air. But if you think that maybe
I should have done that, give me a text on
three Friday three. It's not too late in the meantime,
the best of the Big Show moments keep rolling out
in next ones in eight minutes, Jace, potentially, maybe you're
maybe not getting his peace out in the meantime, his
faith no more. You're listening to Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
With a ho w Reky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
It's Pearl Jam on the Darky all by my show.
You here with producer Pugs filling in for the Fowlers
until they get back next week, rolling out the best
bits left, right and center. This next one from April
twenty twenty two, Jase running into a bit of a
conundrum and needing the audience's advice on whether he should
do something in studio.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
They're just pouring and actually, Mike, yeah, man, and there's
actually far more nudity than I could ever have imagined,
to be honest, Ah, which is a good thing. I
like to sort of visualize my audience as being naked.
It makes me feel relaxed and calm.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Yeah, and sort of would probably strike your ego a
little bit. Yeah, we're getting into you and your confidence
around your downstairs.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Well yeah, no, I am pretty confident about my downstairs
but you know that's warranted, as we discussed yesterday.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Well, yeah, I mean I get the vibe that when
you start talking about you know, how impressive your downstairs is,
that it's very much in the vein of our audience
who texts and saying that you're nude. I mean they're
saying it, but I know how much truth there is
to it.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Oh look, you know, as you know about me, Mike,
like I've had my baps out on video before in
front of the nation, I'm prepared to actually drop my
dax and prove that it's not all chat from Hoidy Jane.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
You don't get a voice like this, mate, unless you're
operating a massive downstair right.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Well, maybe we could do a sort of a Facebook
live situation. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so we'll get
along the hedak your big show and we get a
pretty good audience for that. Imagine, I mean it would
drop off pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, what would Well, I actually think the opposite would happen.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
I think that that would actually pick up the more
I unveiled you think, well, yeah, you know what I mean,
the final reveal and then the final reveal would be
like massive rating bonanza, I think.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
So, I think people would delete their accounts.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
I'd actually be really interested to know how many people
would be interested in me doing that actually make to
be honest.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Well, again, I think there'll be a lot of people
that say they're interested in right, Okay, you know, but
when push comes to shove.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You could do it like Naked Attraction, where it slowly reveals.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
An attraction.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's a TV show in the UK, and it slowly
reveals the private parts.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
Because if you're rocking a massive piece, Jason, it'd.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Be a long reveal, wouldn't it. It just wouldn't start. Well.
But the trouble with you, Jas is that you're a shower.
I mean you're a grower, not a shower. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, that's the issue.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
So for you to really impress anybody going to need
to be fully.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Engaged initially it would be underwhelming. I'll be honest with you.
Yeah it would be underwhelming.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
But yeah, well you could run and give a little page.
Actually if people feel sorrow for you and they might
give you some care.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Well, actually, what we could do, what I would need
if I was going to do that, and I'm prepared
to do that. If people are interested enough in me
doing that is probably get a fluffer. Oh yeah, you know,
someone just or maybe Keysy, you could bring up some
pawn on your phone or something like that, just to
actually so I could show the full extent of myself about.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
If we just had a full length mirror in front
of you so you could see yourself. That would get
you going.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Oh yeah, it tends to get me going. I tend
to turn myself on.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
But you could do a couple of well, look at these.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Texts here coming in By the way, I mean people
are into this, Mike. I mean we joke about this,
but actually people are massively into the idea of me
getting my KT off.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:20):
Well, hey, look we could see what Paul Tito's up
to you.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
He could be a fluffer. Ah that best.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
But from April twenty twenty two, do you think in
that time retired union player Paul Tito's found out that
he's actually Jason Hoyt's hall pass And if not, can
somebody make that happen and let him know In the
meantime more best bits to come for you. Shortly, here's
some fat Fruity's drop wondering I already a Hodarky.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
The Hiking Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
It's jet on the Hoduky Big Heart, but small show show.
Are you here with Pugs filling in for the Fellers
until they get back next week? Another best but for you.
This one's from early twenty twenty two, Jason Mike knowing
for being proud fathers. And let's just say the daughter
is a massive overachievers.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
The little one's been a bit of a struggle lately
that I sort of week or two we thought we'd
we thought, actually we're going through a bit of a
regression with it. Yeah, because she started at this new
daycare and she came home and did you generally anticipate
that their language will take off once we're around those cads.
There's a lot of chating gown or indeed, yeah, because
(19:25):
how old is she going on three? And she came
home and was just sort of speaking some sort of well,
we just don't know what. I don't know what she
was going on about. I just thought she has been
sort of silly, and you know, it sort of imitates
the sounds of language while at the same time not
(19:46):
actually making any sense to me. Yes, and so it
began on for a while. We thought we'd better take
her to a language specials because it sort of kept
on going on and on, and she was sort of
speaking English less and less. This makes it hard around
the house to communicate when you've got somebody that refuses
to speak.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
English, even though you yourself actually speak a number of languages.
I know what you're saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yeah, and which ones? And so yeah, we took her
along and it turned out that she was speaking Arabic, right, okay,
because one of the kids at her school is fluent
and you know Arabic, yeah, yeah, yeah, And so she
just picked it up by ear over the course of
(20:26):
about three or four days and then just came home
and was speaking to that. But not only that, also Russian.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
She's speaking Russia as well, Russia as.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
A Russian girl at school. She was there for an
afternoon and Frankie, you know, my daughter's just picked that.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Up boom straight away.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
It's really weird because.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Like when my when my eldest daughter was born, Mike,
she was about sort of like eight months old, and
we had the same scenario. She was just babbling away
and we were like, oh, how cute is that, you
know what I mean, She's just doing sort of a
bit of baby talk. There was actually Chinese pad no,
Chinese and Mandarin, and she was only like eight months old. Yeah,
(21:07):
And I mean my wife and I we actually don't
speak Mandarin, and so you know, obviously that's why we
didn't pick up on it initially, because you know, we
don't speak the language.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
But I mean.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Literally, she must have watched a program or something like
that and just bumper Mandarin fluent.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
I just get to them so quickly, doesn't I mean, yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Like sponges.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Yeah, And it always surprised me because Frankie was just
sitting at home. I could just give her some pen
and crown on paper. She's doing some lovely duodling there,
and and theybor came over and said, sorry, who's written
out an exact replica of the Kuran here?
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Right?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, from one afternoon.
Speaker 8 (21:51):
Yeah, kid, that spoke of it.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Man, it was weird the first time I saw my
eldest actually writing Chinese, you know what I mean, Mandarin Mandarin,
And you know, we were sort of looking at it
and gage thinking she was drawing pictures.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
And screeds of it.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Mate, screeds of it which was old sort of Mandarin philosophy,
which we you know later got trained what she translated
it for us when you got a little bit older.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
But jeez, kids are amazing, mate.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
How lucky are we all that we get to have
Mike Minogue and Jason Hoyt be the male role models
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The world's best fiddler but also the world's best escape artists.
Can you imagine how many times we've caught and let
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we giving out those thousands and thousands of dollars cash.
I've been counting up the calls and I'm going to
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you there? Yeah? Here, Hey Melissa, I'm so sorry you
call a number ninety eight. You're ninety eight. I'm so sorry.
(23:15):
I really appreciate the call. All right, you have a
great weekend you too, Thank you?
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Alrighty.
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Hey Danny from the NECKI?
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Hey, how are you doing?
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My brother? You are one off? I am so sorry
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I'm good it for you.
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Man.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
I'm so sorry, but I appreciate the call. Jeremy, Yeah,
have I got news for you?
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Brother?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
What kind of news?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Your call? A one hundred? My friend? You've just won
yourself one thousand big ones.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Oh geez, you're cutting out. What a great time to
cut out there, Jeremy. Talk to me, brother. Yeah, I
will find a week spot here. I'll blame the needon.
I'm almost at the ah. Very nice man. What do
you do for a crust? I'm an engineer, civil engineer.
Ah back. I can't think of anybody more deserving to
get that thousand dollars. Hey, Jeremy, do you have any
idea what you're going to spend it on? Man?
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Probably the desl to Timarun back today, but otherwise, uh,
it could be a couple of quiet ones.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah, nice man, nice man, well deserved. Well hold the
line there. I'll get you one thousand dollars and have
yourself a wonderful rest of the weekend.
Speaker 9 (24:21):
The hod Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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Tune on the Hodarchy Lonely Producers Show. You're here with
Pugs filling in for the fowlers. I got a few
more bestbits to squeeze out for you before the weekend,
including another Sigmund and Kezy beging to fight with a
professional athlete. We'll get into that after six plus tunes
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that many more after six I'm ready a Hodarky The.
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Still not Quinet any of those felons. That's producer Pugs
here filling in for the guys until they get back
next week. Jason Micha will be back on Monday. Chris
Keezy Key still hanging around Balley probably slumped by the
pole at this point with a few bin tangs hanging
around him. He'll be back for our live show at
field Day's next Friday, the fourteenth, the June. Be there,
get your tickets now. In the meantime, you're listening to
(25:20):
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this June. We'll crap back into the tunes. I got
another best bit for you on the way very shortly
where Keyesy managed to pick a fight with an all Black,
So stay tuned for that. Here's the Phoeies on Radio Hodaki.
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It's the Red Hot Jelly Bebbers on the Radio Hodaki
who let Pugs out of Studio b Show. Got another
best bit for you here now a little bit of
inside a knowledge into the Big Show. Not many people
know this, but you might be able to tell if
you've listened for a long time. Keezy he just might
be a little bit of a fan of rugby league.
And as much as he is a rugby league fan,
(26:03):
he's even less of a rugby union fan, and so
he spent a bit of time on one show talking
smack about Union and the All Blacks in general, and
somebody had a little bit of something to say about that.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
As we've always said, Monagi old body Barrett, the legend
that he is, he doesn't back away from a contest,
he doesn't back away from a challenge.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
And he's joining us on the phone right now. Boden,
how you going, your mad bastard.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
You're not bad. Thanks, just going off the training pet
the old Graham there and saw this post and here we.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Go, yeah, here we go, all right mate, let's go.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
Well, of course this little stems from the fact, just
for the listeners there that you know, we did a
podcast a few days ago and Kesey was just absolutely
put in the boot into you know, our national sport,
national rugby, the backbone of this cog uh and not
only rugby, but but you all Blacks, and specifically you.
(27:02):
I'm saying that he could kick your head and on
all this stuff, and we just so that was just
out just unexcepted. Of course you then you bailed me
up in the gym and the first thing you said
to me was, we know you've got incredible legs the
second thing you said was you know who does this
keesy think he is.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
We're an impressed made brow and Geordie, my brothers were
just here. We're actually we were an oree of the
amount of tenure of lending it pretty impressive.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Yeah, well, let's just keep it on the fight, not legs.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
If I know that you've been training this afternoon, mate,
so you haven't been listening to the show at the moment.
But can I just give you a few of the
things that Keys said? He said, I say, he said,
body's a pretty boy.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
He said, body's got gym muscles.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
He says that you've overtrained, and he reckons, mate, he
gets a couple of bears down, and he could take.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
You no one thing he said.
Speaker 11 (27:55):
He said the fact that you've grown up on a
farm makes it easier for him because farmers in a
tooriously soft And I couldn't believe that.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, I mean I can tell from the sound of
your voicemail you sound a bit scared?
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Am I right in saying that?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Mogi? Yeah, key mate, that's quite awkward because I actually
like you, but I don't want.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
To Yeah, right, okay, But I think the problem we've
got now, buddy.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Is that as Kezy has thrown out the challenge?
Speaker 11 (28:28):
Yeah, and it feels like it's It's like Kezy has
effectively done the hacker on the show. He's laid down
the challenge and now it's sort of up for the
opposition to pick it up.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
I'm just blowing. I know what to say, but I'm
extremely awkward about this whole situation on the big stand
of the show, and I'd hate to ruin it by blending.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Don't worry about that.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
About that?
Speaker 6 (28:56):
That's all good. Look when we want to want you
really bad about that?
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Man, that is just that's absolutely as good as gold.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Well.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Can I just say, body like, if there is a
chance that you know, we could just you know, shake
hands and just put this whole thing to bed, then sweet.
If not, though I will have to come over there
and kick your ass.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Is that all good?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Probably from here?
Speaker 8 (29:23):
Fine box foks, fine bucks.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Honestly, if there's responsible lemonades involved, my money's on Keysy.
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Weekend relationship advice with Jason Mike? Yeah, great stuff. Just
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Speaker 5 (30:54):
That was the end of the countdown there, Van Halen.
But the great news if you missed it today, it's
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A lot of techs coming through on three four eight three.
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People needing advice for various relationships and issues and things.
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Get out to the front.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Keazy gooday, guys.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
My missus has kicked me out currently living in the caravan.
I still love her and all that, but I'm really
really enjoying my own free space.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
Is that a bad thing?
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Cheers? Now, it's a good thing, totally.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
It's a good thing.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
It's a good thing. The troublers you will have to
pretend that it's a bad thing, right, so you have
to feign, oh can I come into the house. And
she's like, nay, okay, then right sweet, So yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
It's been a busy day, jo come back.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Day.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Essentially, what that means, mog you need to be honest
about it's the end of the relationship. She will now
have her own routine and stuff because you're not in
the house anymore.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
She won't want you baggering that up.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
You'll have your own routine and the caravan there probably
vigorously having a go at yourself all the time when.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Those caravans are rocking.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's just constantly, you know, rocking and rolling.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
So he's probably thinking to himself at some point, you know,
what was I even thinking that's true?
Speaker 6 (32:21):
You know what I mean? What what?
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Why did I never fight?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
You know? I think to live in a caravan by
myself of God saying yeah, this is.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
Great, that's great, fellas.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Here's a question from Connor via the Instagram MacGregor mcmehon.
Speaker 8 (32:36):
I found texts on my wife's phone from my.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Apprentice, from my apprentice Braiden, and I'm staying it a
bit suspicious.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
Have you got any advice?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Yeah, she's you can't trust an apprentice, man, right, yeah,
I mean not good.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Don't even get me started on that one. You know
what I mean, Braiden.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
I remember actually with my wife finding text on her
on her phone, Oh yeah from Terry, and I was like,
who's this Terry fella? And she was like, oh, he's
just my personal fitness assistant.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
You know that's sweet.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Yeah, well you'd feel a fool now, yeah, pretty.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Much, family, guys. This is from Caitlin Caitlyn Jenny, Caitlyn Farnham.
Oh yeah, John's miss.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
My boyfriend keeps yelling out, oh Kezy, your mad bastard
whilst making love.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
Should I be worried?
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (33:43):
You should be grateful. He's trying to delay the inevitable.
So by thinking about Kezy, it means he's putting off
that event. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Absolutely? Yeah, yeah, your mad.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I mean I personally prefer you not yell my name
during you're not there, no, no, but still it's just
but you yell your name during sex.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
I imagine too that in that in that process with me,
the guy that's trying not to reach a conclusion right
and thinking will be a massive honker and stuff.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Jason, stop bringing back honkerchief. We've put this to bed, all.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Right, all right now, look We may have put it
to bed as far as getting a nose doctor in
telling him to bring his rhinoplastic measuring tools so we
can scientifically measure every member of the Big Show's nose,
so we can have a definitive ranking using actual numeric
data to decide who's got the biggest nose, and finally
stop having nose jokes with each other. We may have
put it to bed in that regard, but we never
(34:55):
really put it to bed in our hearts and minds,
did we now? Jason Micha will be back on Monday.
In the meantime, If you want to hear more Big
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Here's the walkman on Hodaky.
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With the Rearchy Big Show Podcast.
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Have it your Hodarchy Best of the Big Show moments
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Don't miss it and also thanks for hanging out and
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You'll be back next Friday for our live show at
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Notorious Pantsman is the next I'll catch you later. You've
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It's time to go oversize.
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This is not the biggest, biggest fiest.
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This is the biggest, big big.
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Show with Jason Howich, make Minot and Yeah, get a
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They've let me back on the rains for a second
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so I'm going to really do my best how to
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(00:36):
little bit nasily full transparency, We had the New Zealand
radio and podcast towards last night. Shout out to Matt
and Jerry for their wins there. It's bloody awesome, but
I was the only one representing the Big Show, and
perhaps when a little bit too method in my portrayal
of Keesy in his absence. But regardless, I'm fizzing to
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Afternoon The Hadarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy. It's whole On the Hurdarcky Big Show. You're
here with pugs filling in for the Fowlers until they
(01:18):
get back next week. I'm not missing around today straight
into the best, but it's this first one August of
twenty twenty two, The Big Show. No Stranger to Fitness Chat.
If you're looking to make your T shirts feel a
little more snuggle in one, Mike Minogue, this is the
place to learn how to do it. But that's said,
sometimes we're too enthusiastic about the workouts we do and
so therefore accidents happen like this one that happened the old.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Hoidy Jay Kelly, what mate went to the gym again today?
As you know you're getting cut for summer.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
You got a rest though, Joseph about you're not eving
any rest days.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
You know one of those people men that once they
get onto something, I just won't let it go.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You're like a dog with a yeah, a dog with
a boner.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Actually, speaking of which that's going great guns at the moment,
you're breeding in terms of just just health wise, you
know what I mean? I think because you're still waking
up and yeah, you're wearing to go. But I'm just
talking about you know, when you get physically fit, keysy, right,
your body functions better.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
But the saying is a dog with a bone, right,
what's saying? What are you talking about? Dog with a bone?
I write it down on the book.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
It's a dog with a bone, dog with a boner?
Please keez.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
So anyway, there, I was going nuts at the gym today.
I had the old kettle bells, you know, and they're
pretty If you don't know what you're doing, they can
be a really dangerous object.
Speaker 7 (02:39):
Mate.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I had one on each hand and I.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Was just basically doing massive wind you know, the old windmill.
And what you don't realize is the velocity that you're
getting up to with those things, because there's a hell
of a lot of you know, because it's a hell
of a lot of what it's really good for, the
picks and the ebbs and the joints and shoulders and
you're totally heavy basically, I think the forty kg each
(03:02):
each side. But I got so much momentum going up
with the kettle bell, you know that I just basically
hyper extended my arms hyper extended, and and I lost
control and just let go of one of them.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
And you know how they have.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Those rows of rowing machines, just they were full to
capacity and the kettle bell just came whizzing out of
my hand at a raid of knots, mate and.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Boostoos doos doos doos doostoos.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Right, took all five rowers out, but.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
It made seven totally. Man.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, that's how much power was behind it, because I
was getting some real velocity on it.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
So the old.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Management like, oh, you know, you've got to take it easy,
and it's great.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Having you like it, man, Yeah, stand back man. Yeah.
I mean I've had that before as well, with the
old kettlebells, and there are unique things. They haven't been
around for long. It's mostly been your dumb bells and
your bar bells. Your kettlebells are pretty new. And I
had a similar thing where I was sort of had
them rotating sort of like if you can imasure me
free styling, swimming freeze. Yeah yeah, that thing, but like
(04:03):
right over the top and then get You're getting the
gain real quick. And but I've got the thing about
Liz I sort of got. I started getting away from
me a little bit. The momentum really started building up.
But I've got sort of a I guess the grip
on both my hands is like a lockjaw on a pitbull,
So I just didn't let it go. But my arms
started going so fast that I was actually like a
(04:24):
helicopter and I lifted off the ground.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well you know, in
any respects, it's not too far adrift from the old
hammer throw exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You know what I mean. You get that weirdy coming
in and then you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
The momentum is so great, but so what you actually
levitated And it.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Took me about probably thirty seven seconds to get home. Wow,
so good.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
Last time I had to go with the KTB bells
because they're quite dangerous. I was squatting and I dropped
one on my foot.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Hey we've got heaps coming ou up on the next
half house, so make sure you stay churned day.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
It's no wonder that Hoody J's moves looks so good.
And that's skivvy ay. I've got another best but for
you in about ten minutes. I'm rolling them out today.
I'm not missing around and don't forget super like a
tables on the way just after four point thirty. But first,
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It's Sir Dave on the Hodaky Honey, I Shrunk the
Big Show. You're here with producer Pugs filling in for
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best of the Big Show moment to roll out for you. Now,
this one is another segment that I want to bring
back as a core part of the show. It's not
an old one like Turtle Neet Tuesday was, but it's
one that we don't do so much anymore. And I
feel like it was so so good and it was
(05:46):
golden for a time, and so if you think we
should bring it back more often, give me a text
on three four eight three Samey's yesterday we got night
they vouchers to give away. But here it is pit Chat.
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With Jason Mike. It was interesting.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Actually, we got into quite a bit of pitchat on
the Big Show Outray today, Fellas.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Yeah, a bit of.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
A serious scenario.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
J that's right, yeah, yeah, dog chat. Keep those ticks
coming on three four eight three. By the way, here's
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Hey, guys, need some advice on how best to disguise
a snake to get it into the country.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh, I'd go golf bag. Oh yeah, you know what
I mean. And then just put a sock over the
top of it. Yeah yeah, yeah, driver, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
It depends on the size of the snake.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
You've got to sort of wrap the snake around the
head of the driver there and then tie it up
and then put the sock over the top of.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
It, right, or you just tell it to stand still. Yeah,
it's roughly the length of a golf club. You're sort
of pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
There, just whispering its air go rigid.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yeah, tell it's a hard enap yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Right, Okay, that's actually great advice, Fellas.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
If it's a small snake, you could put it in
your drink that you get from McDonald's or something like that, right,
a straw, or.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
If it's a really small steak, in your yeath thrick.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Oh yes, right.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What if it's like a medium snake, you could use
it as like a belt or a drawstring.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Serious stuff, mate, Come on, hey.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
You Fellas. This is from Nigel.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
By the way, Fellaws was recently talked into buying the
last ever wooly mammoth. However, once I got at home
found out it was just a regular elephant wearing a
fur coat.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
Yeah, what do I do?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
It's amazing how often people do this, Mogi. You know
you get caught out with people disguising their animals.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I'll say this to you, man, and this goes for everyone,
and you keep too keysy because I may get a
bit excited about this stuff. Man, if it sounds too
good to be true, right, it probably is. Yeah? Yeah,
all right. So if somebody tells you they've got the
last wooly mus right, I probably don't.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, I mean, to me, it seems like they've still
got an elephant. I mean, that's still pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
But yeah, they'll be charging over as you see, because
the elephants are a diamond doesn't.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Totally are they really?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Oh yeah, they're absolutely compared to and once they start breeding,
they're just all over the shop.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yeah. You have to flush them down the toilet when
they go because they're cute. When their kids, yeah yeah,
they get too big, you have to flush them down
the toilet.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
Yeah, right far out whether you go keep.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
That obviously you still when the kids there, what.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
You want to do is because what they'll do is
when they're getting flushed down the toilet, they'll do one
of those shrieks out of their truck. Yeah, So make
sure you put a pig on the end of the
shut them.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah, an elephant, right, Okay, here's a really good one.
On three four eight three get a fellas. My son
has a pit white bait. What can we feed it?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
She is?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We talked a lot of heaven we Murgie about white baiting.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I've never kept one as a pen, I'll be honest
with you.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
No, I've given a bit of butter, a little bit
of flower, a little bit of lemons yest.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
Oh yeah yeah maybe eg white, a little bit of
white breadful.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
I've never mouth watered over somebody else's pet before, but
that white bet sounds pretty bloody good. You can actually
listen to every big show that's ever happened just by
searching Hodaki Big Show wherever you get your potties from,
and that'll tide you over nicely until the fellows get
back on Monday. Got some beastie boys for you in
four minutes, and then we've got the super Liquor Trade Wars. Baby,
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Speaker 9 (09:35):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
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Speaker 6 (09:40):
Down and linds off.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It's super Liquor Trade Wars time.
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and backbones and the hopes of winning as what Hoidy J.
Would call a nice five hundred dollars dollar of cash.
So if I spin the wheel and call out the
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trade that you work and I want you to give
me a call now on eight hundred Hadarky, and then
we'll put your head to head next. Okay, first spin,
first spin. Here we go, plasterers. Okay, if you're a
plaster give me a call on oh eight hundred Hodarky
and we'll spin it once more. Here plumbers, plasterers and
(10:37):
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Speaker 9 (10:51):
The Hodaki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Let's go to the super Liquor scoreboard. All the tensions building,
We got one more quiz for the week, one more
chance to give away five one hundred bucks or thanks
to our mates. It's super Liquor bringing back trade wars.
Get a cress you're a plasterer, Yeah mate, How are
(11:19):
you going? How's your Friday been so far?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Oh it's been a bit crap, But.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Glad it's over.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
It's been a bit crap. I'm sorry, fella. At least
you're heading into the weekend and you could be walking
away with five one hundred bucks cash. And I've also
got Hamish the Plumber on the line. Hamish, haw's your
Friday been?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Not bad fella, not bad fella. Hey, jump off speaker
if you're on speaker, bro or head closer to the phone,
because we're gonna need you to shout your trade as
your buzzer. So Chris, I want you to yell plasterer,
and Hamish I want you to yell plumber. Okay, first
and best of three, let's crack into it. But a
general knowledge here. What's the longest single island state highway
(11:59):
in New Zealand? Okay, so Chris was in there by? Nos, Chris,
what one is it?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Say? Highway one?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
No, that is incorrect, my friends, I'm going to pass
that one over to Hamish. You've got a chance, he mate. Now, reminder,
it's single island state highway. Oh, give it away. Not bad,
not bad, not a bad guess the actual answer there,
State Highway six. Obviously start State Highway One's the longest
(12:30):
in the whole country. Let's move on here. Let's move on.
Which member of the Hodecky Big Show is officially on
record as having the largest honkers plaster. Chris, you're in there?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
What was it?
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Here you go?
Speaker 8 (12:42):
Isn't it very nice?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Mate? We've got somebody on the board here. If Chris
gets this next one, he takes it out. HAMI she
got one more chance, brother. This is another Big Show question.
What seat on in New Zealand? Did Kesey upgrade himself
too on his flight to butt?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Geez in there quick, Chris? Do you know what it was?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Premier McConn.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
That was lethal? Absolutely lethal from the Plaster has taken
it out there.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Hey, listen to the podcast so it helps us love
that love.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
That Hey, well played, Hamish. I'll chuck you on rold there, Chris,
well done, mate, well played representing the Plaster as well.
I'll come to you very shortly. Man, we'll get you
that cash. You're listening to Radio Hdarchy The.
Speaker 9 (13:22):
Hodarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
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so you can see the Fellers in action. Every podcast
is up there in audio form as well, but if
the videos do well, I may do some more. So
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this weekend and catch up on some potties. Hey. In
(13:48):
the meantime, we've got plenty coming up. After five, we're
asking the real questions with our best bets, like should
Jason Hoyt get his peace out? Plus I'll spend some
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more great tunes. After five, you're listening to Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
The Hodarking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodaky.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Welcome back to the Big Show. You're here with producer Pugs,
covering for Jace, Mike and Kezy until they return next week.
You're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by
night Jay. I'm gonna pretend that that wasn't just me
in the studio doing that alone, and that the rest
of New Zealand was doing it with me. And I
know no Friday Throbert today, but I thought it might
be ethically questionable for me to pick three absolute wounding
(14:35):
Yummy Boys tunes and then pick one of those to
play on the air. But if you think that maybe
I should have done that, give me a text on
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the best of the Big Show moments keep rolling out
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maybe not getting his peace out in the meantime, his
faith no more. You're listening to Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
With a ho w Reky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
It's Pearl Jam on the Darky all by my show.
You here with producer Pugs filling in for the Fowlers
until they get back next week, rolling out the best
bits left, right and center. This next one from April
twenty twenty two, Jase running into a bit of a
conundrum and needing the audience's advice on whether he should
do something in studio.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
They're just pouring and actually, Mike, yeah, man, and there's
actually far more nudity than I could ever have imagined,
to be honest, Ah, which is a good thing. I
like to sort of visualize my audience as being naked.
It makes me feel relaxed and calm.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Yeah, and sort of would probably strike your ego a
little bit. Yeah, we're getting into you and your confidence
around your downstairs.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Well yeah, no, I am pretty confident about my downstairs
but you know that's warranted, as we discussed yesterday.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Well, yeah, I mean I get the vibe that when
you start talking about you know, how impressive your downstairs is,
that it's very much in the vein of our audience
who texts and saying that you're nude. I mean they're
saying it, but I know how much truth there is
to it.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Oh look, you know, as you know about me, Mike,
like I've had my baps out on video before in
front of the nation, I'm prepared to actually drop my
dax and prove that it's not all chat from Hoidy Jane.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
You don't get a voice like this, mate, unless you're
operating a massive downstair right.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Well, maybe we could do a sort of a Facebook
live situation. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so we'll get
along the hedak your big show and we get a
pretty good audience for that. Imagine, I mean it would
drop off pretty quick.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, what would Well, I actually think the opposite would happen.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
I think that that would actually pick up the more
I unveiled you think, well, yeah, you know what I mean,
the final reveal and then the final reveal would be
like massive rating bonanza, I think.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
So, I think people would delete their accounts.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
I'd actually be really interested to know how many people
would be interested in me doing that actually make to
be honest.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Well, again, I think there'll be a lot of people
that say they're interested in right, Okay, you know, but
when push comes to shove.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You could do it like Naked Attraction, where it slowly reveals.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
An attraction.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's a TV show in the UK, and it slowly
reveals the private parts.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
Because if you're rocking a massive piece, Jason, it'd.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
Be a long reveal, wouldn't it. It just wouldn't start. Well.
But the trouble with you, Jas is that you're a shower.
I mean you're a grower, not a shower. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, that's the issue.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
So for you to really impress anybody going to need
to be fully.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Engaged initially it would be underwhelming. I'll be honest with you.
Yeah it would be underwhelming.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
But yeah, well you could run and give a little page.
Actually if people feel sorrow for you and they might
give you some care.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Well, actually, what we could do, what I would need
if I was going to do that, and I'm prepared
to do that. If people are interested enough in me
doing that is probably get a fluffer. Oh yeah, you know,
someone just or maybe Keysy, you could bring up some
pawn on your phone or something like that, just to
actually so I could show the full extent of myself about.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
If we just had a full length mirror in front
of you so you could see yourself. That would get
you going.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Oh yeah, it tends to get me going. I tend
to turn myself on.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
But you could do a couple of well, look at these.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Texts here coming in By the way, I mean people
are into this, Mike. I mean we joke about this,
but actually people are massively into the idea of me
getting my KT off.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (18:20):
Well, hey, look we could see what Paul Tito's up
to you.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
He could be a fluffer. Ah that best.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
But from April twenty twenty two, do you think in
that time retired union player Paul Tito's found out that
he's actually Jason Hoyt's hall pass And if not, can
somebody make that happen and let him know In the
meantime more best bits to come for you. Shortly, here's
some fat Fruity's drop wondering I already a Hodarky.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
The Hiking Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
It's jet on the Hoduky Big Heart, but small show show.
Are you here with Pugs filling in for the Fellers
until they get back next week? Another best but for you.
This one's from early twenty twenty two, Jason Mike knowing
for being proud fathers. And let's just say the daughter
is a massive overachievers.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
The little one's been a bit of a struggle lately
that I sort of week or two we thought we'd
we thought, actually we're going through a bit of a
regression with it. Yeah, because she started at this new
daycare and she came home and did you generally anticipate
that their language will take off once we're around those cads.
There's a lot of chating gown or indeed, yeah, because
(19:25):
how old is she going on three? And she came
home and was just sort of speaking some sort of well,
we just don't know what. I don't know what she
was going on about. I just thought she has been
sort of silly, and you know, it sort of imitates
the sounds of language while at the same time not
(19:46):
actually making any sense to me. Yes, and so it
began on for a while. We thought we'd better take
her to a language specials because it sort of kept
on going on and on, and she was sort of
speaking English less and less. This makes it hard around
the house to communicate when you've got somebody that refuses
to speak.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
English, even though you yourself actually speak a number of languages.
I know what you're saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yeah, and which ones? And so yeah, we took her
along and it turned out that she was speaking Arabic, right, okay,
because one of the kids at her school is fluent
and you know Arabic, yeah, yeah, yeah, And so she
just picked it up by ear over the course of
(20:26):
about three or four days and then just came home
and was speaking to that. But not only that, also Russian.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
She's speaking Russia as well, Russia as.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
A Russian girl at school. She was there for an
afternoon and Frankie, you know, my daughter's just picked that.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Up boom straight away.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
It's really weird because.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Like when my when my eldest daughter was born, Mike,
she was about sort of like eight months old, and
we had the same scenario. She was just babbling away
and we were like, oh, how cute is that, you
know what I mean, She's just doing sort of a
bit of baby talk. There was actually Chinese pad no,
Chinese and Mandarin, and she was only like eight months old. Yeah,
(21:07):
And I mean my wife and I we actually don't
speak Mandarin, and so you know, obviously that's why we
didn't pick up on it initially, because you know, we
don't speak the language.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
But I mean.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Literally, she must have watched a program or something like
that and just bumper Mandarin fluent.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
I just get to them so quickly, doesn't I mean, yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Like sponges.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Yeah, And it always surprised me because Frankie was just
sitting at home. I could just give her some pen
and crown on paper. She's doing some lovely duodling there,
and and theybor came over and said, sorry, who's written
out an exact replica of the Kuran here?
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Right?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, from one afternoon.
Speaker 8 (21:51):
Yeah, kid, that spoke of it.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Man, it was weird the first time I saw my
eldest actually writing Chinese, you know what I mean, Mandarin Mandarin,
And you know, we were sort of looking at it
and gage thinking she was drawing pictures.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
And screeds of it.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Mate, screeds of it which was old sort of Mandarin philosophy,
which we you know later got trained what she translated
it for us when you got a little bit older.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
But jeez, kids are amazing, mate.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
How lucky are we all that we get to have
Mike Minogue and Jason Hoyt be the male role models
in our lives. Every day four to seven on The
Hidarky Big Show, you can actually listen to every show
we've ever done until the Fellers get back. Just search
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Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
The Hidarchy Big Show was jas Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days and four on Radio Hodaki. Sounds like
they've struck again. The Radio Hodochy twenty five Grand Fiddler.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
The world's best fiddler but also the world's best escape artists.
Can you imagine how many times we've caught and let
this guy go? But we don't mind as long as
we giving out those thousands and thousands of dollars cash.
I've been counting up the calls and I'm going to
see go through the final three Melissa from Canterbury. Are
you there? Yeah? Here, Hey Melissa, I'm so sorry you
call a number ninety eight. You're ninety eight. I'm so sorry.
(23:15):
I really appreciate the call. All right, you have a
great weekend you too, Thank you?
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Alrighty.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Hey Danny from the NECKI?
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Hey, how are you doing?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
My brother? You are one off? I am so sorry
you're calling number ninety nine. Oh bugo, I'm gut it.
I'm good it for you.
Speaker 7 (23:30):
Man.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
I'm so sorry, but I appreciate the call. Jeremy, Yeah,
have I got news for you?
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Brother?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
What kind of news?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Your call? A one hundred? My friend? You've just won
yourself one thousand big ones.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Oh geez, you're cutting out. What a great time to
cut out there, Jeremy. Talk to me, brother. Yeah, I
will find a week spot here. I'll blame the needon.
I'm almost at the ah. Very nice man. What do
you do for a crust? I'm an engineer, civil engineer.
Ah back. I can't think of anybody more deserving to
get that thousand dollars. Hey, Jeremy, do you have any
idea what you're going to spend it on? Man?
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Probably the desl to Timarun back today, but otherwise, uh,
it could be a couple of quiet ones.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah, nice man, nice man, well deserved. Well hold the
line there. I'll get you one thousand dollars and have
yourself a wonderful rest of the weekend.
Speaker 9 (24:21):
The hod Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Tune on the Hodarchy Lonely Producers Show. You're here with
Pugs filling in for the fowlers. I got a few
more bestbits to squeeze out for you before the weekend,
including another Sigmund and Kezy beging to fight with a
professional athlete. We'll get into that after six plus tunes
(24:47):
from the Phillies, the Dudes in the Red Hot Chili Peppers,
that many more after six I'm ready a Hodarky The.
Speaker 9 (24:53):
Hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Still not Quinet any of those felons. That's producer Pugs
here filling in for the guys until they get back
next week. Jason Micha will be back on Monday. Chris
Keezy Key still hanging around Balley probably slumped by the
pole at this point with a few bin tangs hanging
around him. He'll be back for our live show at
field Day's next Friday, the fourteenth, the June. Be there,
get your tickets now. In the meantime, you're listening to
(25:20):
the Big Show, brought to you by Night Monday. Enjoy
a barista make coffee for just two dollars every Tuesday
this June. We'll crap back into the tunes. I got
another best bit for you on the way very shortly
where Keyesy managed to pick a fight with an all Black,
So stay tuned for that. Here's the Phoeies on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
The Hodiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Aki.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
It's the Red Hot Jelly Bebbers on the Radio Hodaki
who let Pugs out of Studio b Show. Got another
best bit for you here now a little bit of
inside a knowledge into the Big Show. Not many people
know this, but you might be able to tell if
you've listened for a long time. Keezy he just might
be a little bit of a fan of rugby league.
And as much as he is a rugby league fan,
(26:03):
he's even less of a rugby union fan, and so
he spent a bit of time on one show talking
smack about Union and the All Blacks in general, and
somebody had a little bit of something to say about that.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
As we've always said, Monagi old body Barrett, the legend
that he is, he doesn't back away from a contest,
he doesn't back away from a challenge.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
And he's joining us on the phone right now. Boden,
how you going, your mad bastard.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
You're not bad. Thanks, just going off the training pet
the old Graham there and saw this post and here we.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Go, yeah, here we go, all right mate, let's go.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (26:42):
Well, of course this little stems from the fact, just
for the listeners there that you know, we did a
podcast a few days ago and Kesey was just absolutely
put in the boot into you know, our national sport,
national rugby, the backbone of this cog uh and not
only rugby, but but you all Blacks, and specifically you.
(27:02):
I'm saying that he could kick your head and on
all this stuff, and we just so that was just
out just unexcepted. Of course you then you bailed me
up in the gym and the first thing you said
to me was, we know you've got incredible legs the
second thing you said was you know who does this
keesy think he is.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
We're an impressed made brow and Geordie, my brothers were
just here. We're actually we were an oree of the
amount of tenure of lending it pretty impressive.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Yeah, well, let's just keep it on the fight, not legs.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
If I know that you've been training this afternoon, mate,
so you haven't been listening to the show at the moment.
But can I just give you a few of the
things that Keys said? He said, I say, he said,
body's a pretty boy.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
He said, body's got gym muscles.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
He says that you've overtrained, and he reckons, mate, he
gets a couple of bears down, and he could take.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
You no one thing he said.
Speaker 11 (27:55):
He said the fact that you've grown up on a
farm makes it easier for him because farmers in a
tooriously soft And I couldn't believe that.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, I mean I can tell from the sound of
your voicemail you sound a bit scared?
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Am I right in saying that?
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Mogi? Yeah, key mate, that's quite awkward because I actually
like you, but I don't want.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
To Yeah, right, okay, But I think the problem we've
got now, buddy.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Is that as Kezy has thrown out the challenge?
Speaker 11 (28:28):
Yeah, and it feels like it's It's like Kezy has
effectively done the hacker on the show. He's laid down
the challenge and now it's sort of up for the
opposition to pick it up.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
I'm just blowing. I know what to say, but I'm
extremely awkward about this whole situation on the big stand
of the show, and I'd hate to ruin it by blending.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Don't worry about that.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
About that?
Speaker 6 (28:56):
That's all good. Look when we want to want you
really bad about that?
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Man, that is just that's absolutely as good as gold.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Well.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Can I just say, body like, if there is a
chance that you know, we could just you know, shake
hands and just put this whole thing to bed, then sweet.
If not, though I will have to come over there
and kick your ass.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Is that all good?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Probably from here?
Speaker 8 (29:23):
Fine box foks, fine bucks.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Honestly, if there's responsible lemonades involved, my money's on Keysy.
In the meantime, you can listen to every big show
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And Kesey System of a down on the Hidache Big Show.
You here with Pugs. I've got Pixie camb Or the
Boss of Hodarchy banging on the studio door. Pugs. There's
no way that you've got more best bits. It's unbelievable,
the amount of best bits. And to that, I say,
here's a relationship advice from August of last year.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
I love you so much.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
We need to talk.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
I'm going out with the boys. Hey, babe, was there
anything on this.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Weekend relationship advice with Jason Mike? Yeah, great stuff. Just
before we get into that.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
That was the end of the countdown there, Van Halen.
But the great news if you missed it today, it's
all going to be repeating from seven o'clock onwards.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, on the Prebonators show.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
That's right. Good stuff, Yeah, pretty great, pretty great.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
A lot of techs coming through on three four eight three.
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People needing advice for various relationships and issues and things.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Get out to the front.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Keazy gooday, guys.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
My missus has kicked me out currently living in the caravan.
I still love her and all that, but I'm really
really enjoying my own free space.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
Is that a bad thing?
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Cheers? Now, it's a good thing, totally.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
It's a good thing.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
It's a good thing. The troublers you will have to
pretend that it's a bad thing, right, so you have
to feign, oh can I come into the house. And
she's like, nay, okay, then right sweet, So yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
It's been a busy day, jo come back.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Day.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Essentially, what that means, mog you need to be honest
about it's the end of the relationship. She will now
have her own routine and stuff because you're not in
the house anymore.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
She won't want you baggering that up.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
You'll have your own routine and the caravan there probably
vigorously having a go at yourself all the time when.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Those caravans are rocking.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's just constantly, you know, rocking and rolling.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
So he's probably thinking to himself at some point, you know,
what was I even thinking that's true?
Speaker 6 (32:21):
You know what I mean? What what?
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Why did I never fight?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
You know? I think to live in a caravan by
myself of God saying yeah, this is.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
Great, that's great, fellas.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Here's a question from Connor via the Instagram MacGregor mcmehon.
Speaker 8 (32:36):
I found texts on my wife's phone from my.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Apprentice, from my apprentice Braiden, and I'm staying it a
bit suspicious.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
Have you got any advice?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Yeah, she's you can't trust an apprentice, man, right, yeah,
I mean not good.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Don't even get me started on that one. You know
what I mean, Braiden.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
I remember actually with my wife finding text on her
on her phone, Oh yeah from Terry, and I was like,
who's this Terry fella? And she was like, oh, he's
just my personal fitness assistant.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
You know that's sweet.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
Yeah, well you'd feel a fool now, yeah, pretty.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Much, family, guys. This is from Caitlin Caitlyn Jenny, Caitlyn Farnham.
Oh yeah, John's miss.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
My boyfriend keeps yelling out, oh Kezy, your mad bastard
whilst making love.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
Should I be worried?
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (33:43):
You should be grateful. He's trying to delay the inevitable.
So by thinking about Kezy, it means he's putting off
that event. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Absolutely? Yeah, yeah, your mad.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I mean I personally prefer you not yell my name
during you're not there, no, no, but still it's just
but you yell your name during sex.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
I imagine too that in that in that process with me,
the guy that's trying not to reach a conclusion right
and thinking will be a massive honker and stuff.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Jason, stop bringing back honkerchief. We've put this to bed, all.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Right, all right now, look We may have put it
to bed as far as getting a nose doctor in
telling him to bring his rhinoplastic measuring tools so we
can scientifically measure every member of the Big Show's nose,
so we can have a definitive ranking using actual numeric
data to decide who's got the biggest nose, and finally
stop having nose jokes with each other. We may have
put it to bed in that regard, but we never
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really put it to bed in our hearts and minds,
did we now? Jason Micha will be back on Monday.
In the meantime, If you want to hear more Big
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The Hodarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki's.
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Eggy Pop on the Hodachy. Everybody else on the team
left because they're also Dusty show. You here with Pugs
citing for day and lou Number two Wednesday, the twenty sixth,
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And if you're in Auckland or you happen to be
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With the Rearchy Big Show Podcast.
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Have it your Hodarchy Best of the Big Show moments
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Don't miss it and also thanks for hanging out and
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