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Speaker 1 (00:00):
She's got us small? Do you d D?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Do you d D?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Do you do?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We? Do?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We do? Do we?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
You?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Hurry up? Pugs biks fuck around all day? He had
to do a job man Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
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Speaker 3 (00:25):
Ortuing into them four to seven.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
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Speaker 5 (00:31):
Thanks mate, Thanks mate, No worries.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Did you get on a last night, Maggie?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
No, not last night?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Did you make love?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Sweet sweet love?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, not last night?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
How often you make love.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Varies greatly in her marriage, doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
It does?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Gibbs and flows, Pugs.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Sure not like here, you're ruder, your mad dog.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Your six son of a bee? Um anywhere up to
ten times a week up to.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I used to flat with a guy in my heyday.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well I'm not nah nah you know like there were
a couple of guys and a couple of women that
I faded with and him and his part Because that
him and his partner, they shared the room every day,
every single day, sometimes twice a day.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I mean even me and my heyday.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I couldn't really, I mean maybe once, yeah, but not
a single day.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah. I think I was okay into quite an old
an old age as well.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Right really Yeah, when did you start dropping off? When
you got married?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
The day I got married.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, I'm of the I have the adage now of
in thehilosophy.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Of qualities more quality, not quality mogie.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
And and also you know, I mean I've noticed my
own libidos drop. It dropped off, Wayne, there's wane from
what it used to be.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's still very much there.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Pugs just drooping really low.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's just it just.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
For me to commit to making love now it's a
mental hurdle.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It is.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I have to commit to it physically and mentally and emotionally.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And then you've got to get the other party to
do the same. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
And thus there and loads the problem.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You know. I was just curious, that's all. Sure.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I was having a chat to Karen O'Leary today. She's
got a podcast where she talks to people about their
coming out stories. Yes, and there's a she's taking me
through the names. I can't remember them all now, there's
a top in the bottom obviously. Do you know about that, Jacen,
you know what the top and the bottom is in
a relationship, So no, I don't explain it to him.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No, I think you spoke to Karen.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I feel like you would probably be.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Able to comment about the physical activa.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Yes, they name it generally.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Speaking the man on top the woman below or.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Well, it's less about it's less about a gender or sex.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
The bottom of somebody that.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Submissive prefers to be what would you call it entered?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Are we gonna this is varying very towards a disclaimer.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
And then the other one, and then that that's top
likes to enter in the bottom is prefers to be entered.
Then there is a there's another name which switch. Yeah,
there's switch, the switch which is both the switch, which
is both, but there's also another word and then and
that person so some like both, but then there's another
(04:00):
one that prefers it depending on the power within the dynamics.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
So there is a power bottom.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Not that one.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
So and then there is a side of a power
bottom and a side as somebody. Do you know about
that one? Aside the side of somebody who doesn't like
penetrative sex at all?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, we can't be for everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
There you go. No, I had no idea, but it's.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Good learning things.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Things in terms of sexuality have really changed over the years.
You know, you're talking your fluid and gender and all
that sort of stuff. It's all it's all in there,
isn't it, and at times find it a bit confusing.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Or not in there or not in there.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, you know, I guess I'm probably old school.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yeah, mesh lights just sucks, just semi pr jeremy pants down.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, that's why they've got the button up front.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah right, yeah, mind you having Funnily enough, when I
got home last night, my wife.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Podcast was.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Wearing some what I well, pajama pens flannel silk, No,
they were they were like like very thin trackies, right,
And I was like, ah, what are those pants? I mean,
(05:38):
I'm not saying that she looked unattractive on them. I'm
just saying, I one, are those pants? And she said,
the your pajama pans? And I went, what pajama pants?
And she said, well, these are your pajama pants. I
bought them for you. And I said, well, where the
bloody hell were those her drawer and she said, in
the bottom drawer. Ah, and I'll tell you I've never
(05:59):
been in the bottom drawer, have you know? And apparently
that's where all the pajamas and so forth are situated.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
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Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well, we've just got speaking of drawers in the light,
we've just got to the new house there and the
our bedroom's got not a walk in wardrobe. It's not
a walking Oh you do walk in there, So that's
entirely my wife's now the walk and wardrobe, and then
all my ship is in the spare room. It's a
pain in the ass, I can tell you what we've also,
(06:37):
it's got a little lot on suite there. This is
a rental by the way. People thinking I've got any money,
he went after this and what's going on in there.
There's no storage, there's no cabinet, there's no storage at all,
which is annoying. No, so my wife has even to
(07:00):
the other bathroom, which is good because I have limited
amount of stuff, you know, I've just put my shirt
on the window sill there and that's heaps. But they
do have a lot of stuff, don't they, and the
vast majority of it, to be honest, you know what
it's like. It's like the kitchen cupboards. Buy heaves of shit,
check it and they let it go off, but keep
it for the rest of your life because the ship
in there. I'm just like, you've never used it bathroom
(07:22):
related well makeup?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, like my my wife was never big on that stuff, right,
And all of a sudden, there's so much shit in
our bathroom and there's tinctures and moisturizes and all sorts
of shit going on, so much so that in my
tiny little square on the sink there, yes, it's now
(07:45):
been encroached upon. Yes, this very morning actually strange, this
very morn mogie.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I walked into the bathroom and I said, what the
fuss the shit?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, and she said, oh, sorry, that's my blah blah
blah blah whatever it is. And I said, well, you know,
on my side, let me tell you what I got.
Do odorant, moisturizer, after.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Shave, toothbrush, no toilet paper, tooth brushes.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
And the sort of center the dum and that's it.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Nice, Yeah, peck of rubber.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Joey's a pack of rubber Joey's and some rash cream. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Ah, well, it's because that's what we hit in our
vanity at the last place. And so my wife had
four shelves. I had two, and then things start appearing
on my shelf. No, no, no, no. I like to
keep my things tidy because in there it gets piled up.
There's piles of ship and because you've got so much,
(08:48):
you don't get to use my MySpace. You've already got
four that's heaps. I like it to have lots of
room there that I can just know where things are.
I'm not digging around. So anyway, that's what we got to.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
This is so I've got my little square on the sink, right.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
My wife's got the entire other side, plus the window silk.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yes, plus she has a stack. I'll stand up jaws,
not big jaws.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'll give her that, not big jaws, fellows jaws nonetheless.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Draws about Oh you know, they're about this deep? How deep?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Say it? I can't see your other hand.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
How long are they?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
So it's long and it's about that wide and about
that deep four deep. All of that full plus is
the sink plus the window silk.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You know, I heard a good thing about you know,
people get heaps of You're gonna apply this to your wardrobe,
and I think it would be good with this as well.
So you take everything out of your wardrobe or actually
know what you do is every time you wear something,
feast of all, you take all your coat hangers and
everything on a coat hanger, and you put them on
the opposite way on the on the you know, on
(10:00):
the bloody bard.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Then over the course of the next twelve months, everything
that you wear, you turn that hook around. So at
the end of twelve months you can see all of
the things you've worn and all of the things that
you haven't worn, and you take all of the things
you haven't worn and you get fucking rid of them
because you don't need them. If you haven't wont them
in a year, you don't need them. Fuck them off year.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
I like it, And I don't know why I haven't
done this, because I'm a real minimalist.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
That's my I watched a great dock.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I watch great doc about minimalism and the people that
live just a really minimalistic life and Marino. I got
massively aroused by that. But I could look at my
wardrobe right now and go gone gone gone gone gone, gone, gone,
gone gone.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
You won't do that, no, because but you know what happened,
Because she'll buy more. She'll buy more, she'll fill the space.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, you've just got to have some shit.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
There is a space saver.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yes, mind you. Our wardrobes pretty evenly. Yeah, it's pretty good.
There a lot of shoes though.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Well, that's a good thing about the new joint. There's
a couple of shelves there for me because I'm not
going to be in there at all. But I need
to get some drawers. We've got no draws in the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Well, actually she's got a cheste of draws.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yeah, you got to get hup somewhere to keep your dillies.
Where do you keep your dillies?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Man?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Well, this is the issue that I had is when
I moved into my current residence Blair sure.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
More of a cave the day village, you calls it.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Rubber city.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
There was a real like of storage there. There was
like one tiny wardrobe, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
The one what huh? One tiny wardrobe drobe?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah enough, Well.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Not when you go, I tell her a fucking connage.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
That's why I had to get a you know there's
like builder wardrobe things. Oh yeah, yourself in the room,
so running one of those from from the Dilly's and
you've got a little conny section on side.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
So I'm pretty staked.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Do you have because you were saying you were saying
that you have like a tool belt that you hang
on your wardrobe with all your dillies in the pockets.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Well what ones that will fit in there?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
And you've got a gun swinger's belt with two holestas. Yeah,
over the shoulder ones.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
But I've also got over the shoulder ones like that
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Speaker 3 (12:50):
My bathroom ship up on the show. I think good.
I'm done with it. Man.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
You thanks for telling people to follow us all on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Up to you, I mean Jesus.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
If you feel waste your time listening to our carry on,
build your boots sure, thanks mate, mm hmm