June 13, 2024 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Fan of the Darky Big Show podcast, make sure you
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seven every weekday on radio Hadaky.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, Yeah, good time for sure, good times.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
How did the rest of your cleaning go?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Magie through the windows? Man? What else did I do?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
One ounce the landlord?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
One outs oots, you're just the windows, but it's hard. Sorry,
I've just eaten some chips and pie and some chicken bites. Hell, yeah,
it real good.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
What a chicken bites like chicken nuggets?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Essentially, I'd probably zero per cent chicken if I did
the windows, but couldn't tell if they clean because it
was night time, right, So but I spent the time, yes,
very dedicated. The way I do it is. I was
right with the old windows stuff there. And then you
get newspaper newspapers very good for cleaning windows. Streak you've
(01:08):
never tried there. So I had to go to three
different shops, four different shops to get some newspapers. I'd
sold out right, And in the end I just said
to the fun you've got any oldies? And he said,
oh yeah, And I got something from the weekend, so
I got the oldies here free of charge.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You beautiful. You've never cleaned windows with newspaper?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Not with newspaper. Now I have microfly microflyber microfiber cloths
there that are usually.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Give it a run pug.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
So yeah, well, b of a, I never cleaned windows
with Actually that's not true. I was going to say
with anything other than newspaper.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Found how much it sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
But then, but then I bought the sort of mechanize
squeegee thing, which was quite cool.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
It's like a little motor in it.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good. Magie it out. It sounds
good because I've got a lot of windows in my
house right and to be honest with you, I very
really clean them because I can't be fucked.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yes, yes, yeah, But well anyway, old mate had they
had an open home today.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
So they selling it.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
No, they're renting it again. But he didn't bring up
and you know, sort of bag yeah, bring me up,
and then talked to his wife native language in front
of my face, behind my back again, So that was good.
A plus. It's a real plus. I've just found it
now and see it's on here. Oh yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I might move and how much Quite a bit.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Nah, compared to what probably compared to what you're paying.
Compared to what you're paying, given you've knocked your mortgage
down over twenty five years, that'd be right.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Wow. Yeah, yeah, I've got a Our mortgage is very small. Yes,
And that's why we increased off our own bat our
payments right, because we could pay if we paid what
we had to pay were it was like, that's just stupid.
Will crank it up a bit, I found. Actually, banks
(03:09):
don't like you doing that very much.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
No, they charge you to do it, yeah, because they
like that.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
No, they'll be paying it ship off too soon, thanks
very much, thank you. But we've been doing the whole
because we're still on a floating at the moment. We've
been doing the whole deposits on the actual principle.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Can you not exit that floating there must be horrendously high.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's not too bad, actually, and we kind of the
fact that we can put big chunks of money where
you pay no interest and you just pay off the
principles makes it worthwhile.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's great. Yes, I'm looking at the house now on
trade me. God, it looks good in these photos. It's
not what it felt like living there.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
They always do, don't they.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, it wasn't like that. Nah nah, anyway, good stuff,
it's all over.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, yeah, good, it's good to get that. You should, pug.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I'm not going to be able to.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I would love to. Sorry, Yeah, sorry about that. Is
it the one that I've visited? Yes, I loved that place.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
You wouldn't love it so much when you're going to
have a shower in the coming out through the floorboards. Yeah,
it's a damp bastard.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I like the lounge in that place, very spacious.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
It was got at that end of the joint. But also,
I tell you what I'm loving about the new place. Yes,
I haven't seen one fly right, and at the old place,
even as recently as when we moved out. Okay, fucking
heaps of them, even at this time of year. Yeah,
there's something seriously wrong around there. If you're a police officer,
(04:46):
get around there and start digging, because there are corpses
rotting and there. I've never seen anything like it. Man,
so many fucking flies.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I remember it was doing your heading at the time
it was.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
And then continued. I'm telling you, like last week there
was still you be out side and there'd be twenty flies, yes,
on the outdoor furniture. Disgusting. I would say I.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Had my first flies in my place last night. I
got a tea towel on the wall.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Can nail them? Yeah, it was sick. You should have
been there.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Do you think they came to a single life.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I was in my kitchen.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I was actually like, oh my god, that was so share.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
You should have insted that, man, I went.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I just think about social with the big show, not myself.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I've caught a fly with my fingers once. Sure that
was flying around me and I just went and caught
it like a karate kid.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I am sorry that I had a real fear of
I've probably talked about this. We've probably talked about everything
at this point, about about a fly flying into my
mouth when I was a little kid, like about seven.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
That's quite a common fear, actually, that one. Nah, not
that one. Now, I've got plenty of others, but not
that one.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
And then one day I was up the back steps
to my house. I still remember it. Run up the
back stairs to my house and a fly flew in
my mouth and then admit, but it immediately and it
just splattered on the concrete step there, and a poll
of my salivay immediately drowned my salivay. You're activating my
gag And so straight away after that, I was never
(06:20):
worried about it. That was fine.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You just need to go through that sort of stuff.
That's what they do with what's it called aversion therapy.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
You know you've got a fear of spiders, so they
get a couple of tarantulas and chuck those.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Big heresions immersion aversion. Wouldn't a version be avoiding it?
I thought it was immerged like, maybe you're right, thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I don't think he is. I'm just going to look
it up Google.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
That for me. Yeah, had a PB at the gym.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
A Version therapy is a type of behavioral therapy that
involves repeat pairing of an unwanted behavior with discomfort.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
So, oh, so you were right.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I apologize.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Did you guys ever do the rubber band thing? That
very when you you put a rubber band around your
rest and when you're having thoughts that you don't like
or whatever, you give yourself a little snap.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Have you done that?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yes, just to sort of snap you out of that
thought process.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
You sang dart.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, I just smoked a pack of darts and then
generally after that the thoughts gone away.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, after a pack, that's yeah. Would you do today, Jesses?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
What did I do today? Initially tried to get my
daughter up to go to school. Yes, went to the
gym and had any farts. No farts today, Well because
of yesterday's traumatic experience.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
When actually.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, back yere back to two point five dumbbell fans the.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hierarchy with a Warchy Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And then I did some tax stuff. Yes, I've started
a logbook now, which I've never done before for my travel.
I've never had because because I said to my accountant, hey,
how do I claim on travel? And he said, well,
you got to keep a log book for like three
(08:32):
months and then you can use it for the rest
of the time and you can claim on whatever your
logbook says. Yes, what it actually is, it's thirty five
kilometers here and back for me to go to work, magi.
You know, over five days, then over a month, that's
quite a lot of CA's And.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Then you claim on how are you claiming that?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Well, you do the logbook. I'm not sure how it
actually works. And then for every call there's a rate
that they have ninety five cents. But what I can't
what I can't quite figure out. And I'm sure my
accountant will explain it to me, because I found it
weird that I had to do it over three months
instead of because I do GST returns every two months.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
It's a quarter, I guess, I don't know. Yes, but
then who are you charging that to? You're just deducting
that from your text returns?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yes, yeah, yeah, just deducting it as an expense, doing
that to me because I've never done that before.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I had to do for me. It's about two k's. Yeah,
it's not.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
But anywhere where you're traveling for work, you know, like
when we did that off road thing, I mean that
was about eight hundred and fifty k's.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
So and what about if we go to Brisbane.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, I'm not sure how it works.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
There is the nature of your employment agreement such that
you get to claim their back like obviously I'm on
a salary.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Well it depends what you do is for a living?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Well, yeah, because I bust in't here, So I'm wondering
I mean I probably couldn't claim that you could.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah, yeah, no idea no no, then the answer is no.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
But also if you and over I think it's sixty
five grand, you need to be reduced here I thought
it was forty five k right, I don't know how
that works. Well to get onto it, because they can
fuck you if you it's up to you to know
that you need to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yes, yeah, okay, don't freak out about it though, I mean, well.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It Speaking of fears on the podcast, I used to have.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Massive anxiety read the ID. But that was because back
in the day, way back in the day, it was
a shambles. Yeah, I was a shambles.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
And it wasn't until I got a proper accountant that
everything went. Okay, it's under control now now now I'm
onto it with everything.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Well, I had to file my first but are you.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
An employee of this? Yeah? No employee employee?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Then well I had to find my first text return
this round just gone because of other stuff that I've done,
and that was massively intimidating. I found doing that for
the first time.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I'm slous mate, come to love your Texas. Did you
do it yourself. Yeah, scary.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I mean fortunately it wasn't like a mistakes.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
And well quite possibly and if anybody from my id's listening,
probably yeah, it'd be really good.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
But it was. It was my massive fear for a
long time that I was going to get audited or something,
and not because I was doing anything corrupt, just because
I was a useless piece of ship.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
And then you played a text agent and a very
successful feature film that no, I believe nobody saw that.
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I think that's pretty accurate and funnily enough about that film.
I think they tried to get some sort of text. Yeah,
I think that's why they made the film.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
It was a text right off itself, exactly as it
was in the early eighties when we had that there
was some film law that they had films about all
these films started coming down here and they could write
off one hundred percent of the budget.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yes, that was the rumor. That was the rumor.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, thank you for your Yeah, it was actually in
fact when we were down in Duneda and that guy
showed me.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Oh my god, you were sitting on a little cover
of the It was awesome with my little head.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, who was the leading there Thompson Thompson. Yes, God,
he gets a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Do you notice that you've worked with them?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Of course?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, it's amazing because I mean he's a good actor. Yeah,
he's a solid actor. But Jesus, he's in a lot
of stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Well you get that sort of one that puts you
over and then you're in the hearts and minds and
over in Australia, that's what he did, packed to the rafters.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yes, well that he's got that kind of blokey.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Look, blokey Australian every man, good luck, yeah, good looking.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yes, yeah, I mean he's not a bad looking guy.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
He's commonly known as a good looking man. Not to you,
he's not to your taste.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Say he was hot? Uh, you know he's he's.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, you would have said Eric Thompson young, Eric Thompson young,
and tell me he's not hot. Eric. If he's not hot,
we're all in trouble.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
We're all hot when we were young.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I don't think Eric was a k Maybe they might
not be wrong with the.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Bro he's a hot piece Chase. Well, yeah, I mean
he's going to shoot off his muscles. Sure, I mean sure,
I had.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
To go, but not now not fair enough?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean here you go, perhats.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Is me even now?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
He looks pretty good.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Here's me at twenty with my shirt off.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Oh fuck you?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, oh my god?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Yeah yeah, look at that he's yeah, I know, yeah, yeah,
I even now he's that's sort of like George Clooney.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
He's a very good looking.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Look at that fox.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Whatever, well he's been he's coming from a place of
he's really been made up though, right what you.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Can tell about the gray hair and the pallid skin, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Just a safe space for you guys. Had a PB
on the Dumbell chest prists today. I was really stoked,
you know. Numbers wise, it wasn't a massive one, but
highest have ever gone. And I fucking smoked it too. Yeah, boy,
eight to ten rips every time, baby, yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Guy.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Reception today said, James, have you been working out?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
There's no way a couple of inside that you're off
to the races. It's fuel, baby, notice that, my busy busies.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
No, I've noticed that. You know you've you've been working
out for sure? What do you think I think about
when I'm in the shower in the morning parks A.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Weirdly enough, Jase, I've been thinking about you more and more,
and unfortunately it's either when I'm on the toilet, or
in the shower or now at the gym, all different
reasons there.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, have you been going for fifteen minutes?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yeah, we have.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
It's cut that shit off.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
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Speaker 3 (15:43):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, Yeah, good time for sure, good times.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
How did the rest of your cleaning go?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Magie through the windows? Man? What else did I do?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
One ounce the landlord?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
One outs oots, you're just the windows, but it's hard. Sorry,
I've just eaten some chips and pie and some chicken bites. Hell, yeah,
it real good.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
What a chicken bites like chicken nuggets?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Essentially, I'd probably zero per cent chicken if I did
the windows, but couldn't tell if they clean because it
was night time, right, So but I spent the time, yes,
very dedicated. The way I do it is. I was
right with the old windows stuff there. And then you
get newspaper newspapers very good for cleaning windows. Streak you've
(01:08):
never tried there. So I had to go to three
different shops, four different shops to get some newspapers. I'd
sold out right, And in the end I just said
to the fun you've got any oldies? And he said,
oh yeah, And I got something from the weekend, so
I got the oldies here free of charge.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You beautiful. You've never cleaned windows with newspaper?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Not with newspaper. Now I have microfly microflyber microfiber cloths
there that are usually.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Give it a run pug.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
So yeah, well, b of a, I never cleaned windows
with Actually that's not true. I was going to say
with anything other than newspaper.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Found how much it sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
But then, but then I bought the sort of mechanize
squeegee thing, which was quite cool.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
It's like a little motor in it.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good. Magie it out. It sounds
good because I've got a lot of windows in my
house right and to be honest with you, I very
really clean them because I can't be fucked.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yes, yes, yeah, But well anyway, old mate had they
had an open home today.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
So they selling it.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
No, they're renting it again. But he didn't bring up
and you know, sort of bag yeah, bring me up,
and then talked to his wife native language in front
of my face, behind my back again, So that was good.
A plus. It's a real plus. I've just found it
now and see it's on here. Oh yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I might move and how much Quite a bit.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Nah, compared to what probably compared to what you're paying.
Compared to what you're paying, given you've knocked your mortgage
down over twenty five years, that'd be right.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Wow. Yeah, yeah, I've got a Our mortgage is very small. Yes,
And that's why we increased off our own bat our
payments right, because we could pay if we paid what
we had to pay were it was like, that's just stupid.
Will crank it up a bit, I found. Actually, banks
(03:09):
don't like you doing that very much.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
No, they charge you to do it, yeah, because they
like that.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
No, they'll be paying it ship off too soon, thanks
very much, thank you. But we've been doing the whole
because we're still on a floating at the moment. We've
been doing the whole deposits on the actual principle.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Can you not exit that floating there must be horrendously high.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's not too bad, actually, and we kind of the
fact that we can put big chunks of money where
you pay no interest and you just pay off the
principles makes it worthwhile.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's great. Yes, I'm looking at the house now on
trade me. God, it looks good in these photos. It's
not what it felt like living there.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
They always do, don't they.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, it wasn't like that. Nah nah, anyway, good stuff,
it's all over.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, yeah, good, it's good to get that. You should, pug.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I'm not going to be able to.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I would love to. Sorry, Yeah, sorry about that. Is
it the one that I've visited? Yes, I loved that place.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
You wouldn't love it so much when you're going to
have a shower in the coming out through the floorboards. Yeah,
it's a damp bastard.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I like the lounge in that place, very spacious.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
It was got at that end of the joint. But also,
I tell you what I'm loving about the new place. Yes,
I haven't seen one fly right, and at the old place,
even as recently as when we moved out. Okay, fucking
heaps of them, even at this time of year. Yeah,
there's something seriously wrong around there. If you're a police officer,
(04:46):
get around there and start digging, because there are corpses
rotting and there. I've never seen anything like it. Man,
so many fucking flies.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I remember it was doing your heading at the time
it was.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
And then continued. I'm telling you, like last week there
was still you be out side and there'd be twenty flies, yes,
on the outdoor furniture. Disgusting. I would say I.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Had my first flies in my place last night. I
got a tea towel on the wall.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Can nail them? Yeah, it was sick. You should have
been there.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Do you think they came to a single life.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I was in my kitchen.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I was actually like, oh my god, that was so share.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
You should have insted that, man, I went.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I just think about social with the big show, not myself.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I've caught a fly with my fingers once. Sure that
was flying around me and I just went and caught
it like a karate kid.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I am sorry that I had a real fear of
I've probably talked about this. We've probably talked about everything
at this point, about about a fly flying into my
mouth when I was a little kid, like about seven.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
That's quite a common fear, actually, that one. Nah, not
that one. Now, I've got plenty of others, but not
that one.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
And then one day I was up the back steps
to my house. I still remember it. Run up the
back stairs to my house and a fly flew in
my mouth and then admit, but it immediately and it
just splattered on the concrete step there, and a poll
of my salivay immediately drowned my salivay. You're activating my
gag And so straight away after that, I was never
(06:20):
worried about it. That was fine.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You just need to go through that sort of stuff.
That's what they do with what's it called aversion therapy.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
You know you've got a fear of spiders, so they
get a couple of tarantulas and chuck those.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Big heresions immersion aversion. Wouldn't a version be avoiding it?
I thought it was immerged like, maybe you're right, thank you.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I don't think he is. I'm just going to look
it up Google.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
That for me. Yeah, had a PB at the gym.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
A Version therapy is a type of behavioral therapy that
involves repeat pairing of an unwanted behavior with discomfort.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
So, oh, so you were right.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I apologize.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Did you guys ever do the rubber band thing? That
very when you you put a rubber band around your
rest and when you're having thoughts that you don't like
or whatever, you give yourself a little snap.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Have you done that?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yes, just to sort of snap you out of that
thought process.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
You sang dart.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, I just smoked a pack of darts and then
generally after that the thoughts gone away.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah, after a pack, that's yeah. Would you do today, Jesses?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
What did I do today? Initially tried to get my
daughter up to go to school. Yes, went to the
gym and had any farts. No farts today, Well because
of yesterday's traumatic experience.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
When actually.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, back yere back to two point five dumbbell fans the.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hierarchy with a Warchy Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And then I did some tax stuff. Yes, I've started
a logbook now, which I've never done before for my travel.
I've never had because because I said to my accountant, hey,
how do I claim on travel? And he said, well,
you got to keep a log book for like three
(08:32):
months and then you can use it for the rest
of the time and you can claim on whatever your
logbook says. Yes, what it actually is, it's thirty five
kilometers here and back for me to go to work, magi.
You know, over five days, then over a month, that's
quite a lot of CA's And.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Then you claim on how are you claiming that?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Well, you do the logbook. I'm not sure how it
actually works. And then for every call there's a rate
that they have ninety five cents. But what I can't
what I can't quite figure out. And I'm sure my
accountant will explain it to me, because I found it
weird that I had to do it over three months
instead of because I do GST returns every two months.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
It's a quarter, I guess, I don't know. Yes, but
then who are you charging that to? You're just deducting
that from your text returns?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yes, yeah, yeah, just deducting it as an expense, doing
that to me because I've never done that before.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I had to do for me. It's about two k's. Yeah,
it's not.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
But anywhere where you're traveling for work, you know, like
when we did that off road thing, I mean that
was about eight hundred and fifty k's.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
So and what about if we go to Brisbane.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, I'm not sure how it works.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
There is the nature of your employment agreement such that
you get to claim their back like obviously I'm on
a salary.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Well it depends what you do is for a living?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Well, yeah, because I bust in't here, So I'm wondering
I mean I probably couldn't claim that you could.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah, yeah, no idea no no, then the answer is no.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
But also if you and over I think it's sixty
five grand, you need to be reduced here I thought
it was forty five k right, I don't know how
that works. Well to get onto it, because they can
fuck you if you it's up to you to know
that you need to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yes, yeah, okay, don't freak out about it though, I mean, well.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It Speaking of fears on the podcast, I used to have.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Massive anxiety read the ID. But that was because back
in the day, way back in the day, it was
a shambles. Yeah, I was a shambles.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
And it wasn't until I got a proper accountant that
everything went. Okay, it's under control now now now I'm
onto it with everything.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Well, I had to file my first but are you.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
An employee of this? Yeah? No employee employee?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Then well I had to find my first text return
this round just gone because of other stuff that I've done,
and that was massively intimidating. I found doing that for
the first time.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
I'm slous mate, come to love your Texas. Did you
do it yourself. Yeah, scary.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I mean fortunately it wasn't like a mistakes.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
And well quite possibly and if anybody from my id's listening,
probably yeah, it'd be really good.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
But it was. It was my massive fear for a
long time that I was going to get audited or something,
and not because I was doing anything corrupt, just because
I was a useless piece of ship.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
And then you played a text agent and a very
successful feature film that no, I believe nobody saw that.
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I think that's pretty accurate and funnily enough about that film.
I think they tried to get some sort of text. Yeah,
I think that's why they made the film.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
It was a text right off itself, exactly as it
was in the early eighties when we had that there
was some film law that they had films about all
these films started coming down here and they could write
off one hundred percent of the budget.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yes, that was the rumor. That was the rumor.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, thank you for your Yeah, it was actually in
fact when we were down in Duneda and that guy
showed me.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Oh my god, you were sitting on a little cover
of the It was awesome with my little head.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, who was the leading there Thompson Thompson. Yes, God,
he gets a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Do you notice that you've worked with them?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Of course?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, it's amazing because I mean he's a good actor. Yeah,
he's a solid actor. But Jesus, he's in a lot
of stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Well you get that sort of one that puts you
over and then you're in the hearts and minds and
over in Australia, that's what he did, packed to the rafters.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yes, well that he's got that kind of blokey.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Look, blokey Australian every man, good luck, yeah, good looking.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yes, yeah, I mean he's not a bad looking guy.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
He's commonly known as a good looking man. Not to you,
he's not to your taste.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Say he was hot? Uh, you know he's he's.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, you would have said Eric Thompson young, Eric Thompson young,
and tell me he's not hot. Eric. If he's not hot,
we're all in trouble.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
We're all hot when we were young.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I don't think Eric was a k Maybe they might
not be wrong with the.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Bro he's a hot piece Chase. Well, yeah, I mean
he's going to shoot off his muscles. Sure, I mean sure,
I had.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
To go, but not now not fair enough?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean here you go, perhats.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Is me even now?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
He looks pretty good.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Here's me at twenty with my shirt off.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Oh fuck you?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, oh my god?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Yeah yeah, look at that he's yeah, I know, yeah, yeah,
I even now he's that's sort of like George Clooney.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
He's a very good looking.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Look at that fox.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Whatever, well he's been he's coming from a place of
he's really been made up though, right what you.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Can tell about the gray hair and the pallid skin, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Just a safe space for you guys. Had a PB
on the Dumbell chest prists today. I was really stoked,
you know. Numbers wise, it wasn't a massive one, but
highest have ever gone. And I fucking smoked it too. Yeah, boy,
eight to ten rips every time, baby, yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Guy.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Reception today said, James, have you been working out?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
There's no way a couple of inside that you're off
to the races. It's fuel, baby, notice that, my busy busies.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
No, I've noticed that. You know you've you've been working
out for sure? What do you think I think about
when I'm in the shower in the morning parks A.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Weirdly enough, Jase, I've been thinking about you more and more,
and unfortunately it's either when I'm on the toilet, or
in the shower or now at the gym, all different
reasons there.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, have you been going for fifteen minutes?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yeah, we have.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
It's cut that shit off.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
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to The Big Show forty seven weekdays on Radio Hdacky.
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And that's all from us.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Thanks mate,
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