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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The whole Chey Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in week days at four on radio. Hold Ike,
thank you, no worries.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Thank you very man.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
That was so awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Thank you man.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
That's all right.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Please your pleasure, pleasure Navana there on the radio a picture.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hey, Jase, I don't know if you know this, but
I've been grooming my downstairs. Yes, I've tried. I've tried
everything over the years. Scissors downstairs, pug Son scissors and
one of those back razors that you find it sort
of on the changing room floors at a swimming pool or.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yes, yes, just the one blade, yeah, nice yellow yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
How would Morrison used to use them? So how would
you love them? I've gone with the vat sort of
a cream that you spread around your downstairs there and
that makes your heir fall out, makes everything go numb
though in my experience. So I've finally resorted to get
in some laser treatment. That's where they get it, a
massive laser, yeah, and they blast your downstairs until all
(01:07):
the hair falls out of it. And the way that
it works is you buy ten sessions. It weeks out
about forty fifty bucks a pop. And you go in
there once every four weeks for the first five and
then months every six weeks after that. But you've got
to be regular. You can't let it drift. The week's
drift right, fluff up, no, because you essentially you have
to start again. Yes, so it's going really well, like
(01:28):
it's it's it's I was in there again today. But
I used to have you know, to have the side
on your thighs like you like on you pugs aren't
on the sot on your if you're when you're wearing
your budgy smoglers. Have you've got all those pubes that
sort of are all out on your thighs there, Yeah,
(01:49):
I've got rid of those. Those are all gone. Don't
have to sorry about those anymore. I don't know how
much detail I'm allowed to go into on the radio,
but there's a thing called pole creepers which Mike Lane
talks about sort of those out.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh wow, because this seems to be going my sort
of feelings. You go get your ballos laser once and
she's done and does a ten sessions. Seems pretty excessive
to me. But having said that, have you noticed any
sort of adverse reactions?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Well, there's just really the lack of here now, which
is what I was after. And also on my downstairs
are the undercarriage there, Yes, the highway right down there.
That's all sort of out, but it has had you
have to sign a waiver there because they want to say, look,
we don't know if there's going to have any adverse
reactions on your ability to have children, so you're gonna
(02:39):
have to sign this away, sure, which is but I
was already sterile, Pogson, you know about that. Yeah, yeah,
I was already sterile. So that was all good, but
I have noticed an effect on the baby better. That's okay,
(03:00):
a while to think about. I just need to think
of something that you know, was PG.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, it's sort of it comes out of sort of
a dust. Now, so you know when you drop like
a thing a telcum powder or sure, it's like.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
A like a leaf blower.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
It's like a leaf blower. Yeah, it's like a leaf blow.
That's it's dusty, that's right, a little bit of dust.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
So you go into like a haunted house and you're
walking along the bookshelf and you sort of go you blow,
thank you off the bookshelf like that.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
But outside of that. I haven't noticed any issues at all. Right,
it sounds fine though, No, I think it's all good.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, wow saves you're having a you know the old
Connie on, doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well? Yeah, I mean yeah, no point with me anyway.
But the good news is they're offering some freebies. And
I said, I've got a mate old hoody j there
heaby keen is to get down there and get a
laser treatment. So you have to do in preparation. It's
just the night before. You've just got to shave everywhere
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down there.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
But I can help you with that, you know that
what I was going to ask if you could actually
But having said that, as I've said, I'm a very
non hursute man. Yeah, I don't have a lot of hair.
I've got a bit of a taft in areas, but
like a yeah, like a little goaty yeah sure, and
my perenium sort of.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Around. So you're going to help them with that. If
you're going to help me with that, I can help you.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
With That's more a plucking situation. Can I am fucking
and ripping get some social Oh yeah, my little goaty perenium. Yeah,
no worries man, but that's a chain punk.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I be with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and indeed.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
The Killers there on the radio, Holdankee Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon, eight minutes to five o'clock. Now is it
my imagination, Mogi? Or did you go to the gym today?
Because you were looking particularly buff man. I'm just noticing
the bulging veins on your arms.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Actually, oh, you know what it'll be. I had a
couple of the new house that we've moved into that
it's got two fireplaces actually so jealous, and I thought
might get some wood. Yeah, Oh, Mogi's got wood, and
you know, Fellow dropped it off today this morning. There
are a couple of couple of cords there, cubes. Can
(05:47):
you define what a card is? Sorry? I have never
heard that terminology?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Three by three, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's about a three B three yeah, three, but three
cubic meters there, Pugson.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
About four before? Oh yeah, so I got a couple
of those, and so of course he just dumped it
in the driveway.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yes, as they do.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
And then and then he sees and I get the
feeling he says this every time he does it. He
goes he goes to me, He goes, he says, he says,
that's my job over. Now your job starts. Yeah, classic,
that's so good. So then I had to move it
all and stack it in the driveway. It's a funny
thing moving wood, isn't it, Because you constantly bent over?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh you.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Be good work for a hunchback. Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah? Maybe? Actually, well until the stack starts getting quite
high high yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
But up to a point you could have two people,
you could have a two men or woman team, and
if you had all hunchback on your crew, you began off.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Can I ask you? Because this was a real bugbear
of mine when it came to stacking the wood. Yeah,
you know, some people have these like a man kill it,
like perfect stacks. Everything's just snug as mine had holes
all over the place. I could never stack them in
a way that was esthetically pleasing to me. Do you
know what I'm saying, Maygie?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Well, yeah I do. I know exactly what it's saying.
And while I was doing I was hoping to my
I was hoping it would be like that. Yes, but
my priority is getting it finished as quickly as possible. Sure,
my priority is not making it look good and moving
things around. And I was that square enough for any
of that sort of garbage. So started out pretty good.
If it doesn't collapse at some point in the winter,
(07:34):
I'll be shocked. It doesn't look entirely stable. Yes, but
I'm glad to have it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh mate, I'm massively envious of you having little fires
because if I recall correctly, you didn't you have some
issue with the fireplaces. They're all good to go.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, we just had to get cleaned out, right, So
now we're all tickty boo there. But I must have
got about maybe seven hundred splinters. Yeah, and I've got
as you know, Joe, So I've got very like leather
hands because I'm a backbone.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah. You urinate on them all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I do. I can actually strike a match on the
palm of my hands is so tough. Yeah for the
fire Oh yeah, nice idea.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I remember him putting his hand on the back of
my neck there and it was like a block of wood.
Does that quite like just when I'm you know, stressed
out in that yeah, right, this gives me a little
rub down. But he won't be doing that with splinters
in there.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, no, no, but yeah, it was quite good to
get that. It's pricey though, yeah, price And actually on
that I'd like to know how much a quarter wood
costs around the skin.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's what you pay.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I think it was like two cars. I think plus
delivery was like four hundred bucks or something for twenty
it's steep.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It also depends too, Muggie.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
And what kind of wood you're getting, Well, yeah, that's right,
as the mixed the next stuff I got today. Yeah,
and some of it as light as a feather, will
burn in about two seconds and others will take about
thirty seconds. But I was talking to a backbone and graymouth.
He said, firewood free, mate, I'll give it to you
for nothing. So it well, yeah, you love me.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You want to go for your hard woods just a
little win. But they do cost more.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
They do cost more, pugs, and that's the thing. So
let us know three four three, how much does a
quarter would cost in your negative woods? My backbones?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Hey, coming up after five o'clock. By the way, I
had a her of a time at the gym today.
We've got some worrious tickets to give away and chat
with bunks on.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
The hood Archy Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kisy Link and.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Park there on the radio Hold Aquebic Show this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
In other news, Yeah, this is a bit of a shocker, guys,
and I hate to ring the vibe down, but people
need to know.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
And the New Zealand Herald this article teacher misconduct. Principal
intoxicated at board meeting, had a fear with teacher aide.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Geez, thank goodness, there's already two things I'm loving about that.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
A former principal, a former now principal, has been so
spend it from teaching for bad behavior that included an
affair with a teach rade and being so drunken an
online board meeting she sleurred her words, kissed the camera
and fell off her chair. She also reduced teachers to
tears with the aggressive way she ran her school and
(10:17):
implemented changes, telling staff to like it or lump it? Wow?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Is that in the same meeting?
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well, I think that was just over the course. The
charges alleged the principle acted in an inappropriate manner consistent
with intoxication during the zoom board meeting during lockdown. In
addition to kissing the camera, falling off her chair. The
principal giggled during a prayer and referred to documents as
(10:47):
the bomb diggity.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I mean nothing wrong with that, that's all right, all.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Of this while drinking a red liquid from a stemless
wine glass. Okay, you see what I'm saying. Yeah, so
not ideal behavior there, but we all react to the
pressures of COVID in different ways.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Because totally yeah, yeah, yeah, well so far I haven't
heard anything inappropriate. No, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Your custo camera. You're allowed to do that. You're another person,
no laws against it.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
But falling off a Yeah, who hasn't done that?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Done that I've done? That might have been right, been
here in her glass.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Then she was having an affair with a teacher's aid,
no problem. The teacher's aid asked the principal to stop messaging,
and the principal agreed, so that's good, yeah, but then
resumed sending messages up to one hundred a day.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Ah okay, what Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
The messages included I'll do anything to be with you.
Oh my god, I feel like a stalker. What have
I done for you to not talk to me?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Why?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Won't you answer my phone? Tell me if you want
to stop, but I don't want to stop. I'm not
going to stop. At least yourself aware.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I'm liking this lady.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
So anyway, I just feel like there's a room for
do you reckon? We can teach this person how to
operate the board and.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
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Speaker 2 (12:24):
Indeed the ant dick Monkeys there on the radio, hold
Arkey Big Show live from Good George Bar and Eatery
here at Field Days. Look at that fellows, the sun
is breaking out. Good times. If you're in the area,
come on down and say good ay, and I believe kizy.
We've got a few shout outs there on three four
eight three.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
That's right, don't forget to kick and com And also
if you're here at the venue, you want to send
any messages through three four eight three, text it on
and we can run like a public service announcement type
set up. Yeah, great stuff with no dramas at all.
Good ay, lads, Can I get a shout out to
me Midi the buzzard and me Cat Colin oscar.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
P is Yeah, great stuff, great stuff, shout out.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
To the Siico Touhy from Aqua Flame Love from bog
also shout out to Pronto Automotive and also shout out
to Wobbles speedy recovery mates.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
He's a mad barton on the fire water there, Magi Wobbles,
he is is mad.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
And also a shout out to the table of backbones
we got down in front of us. Here, they're all
got their backbone shirts on. They've got a pyramid of
about nine hundred beers stacked up. I've been drinking responsibly.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Good on you boys, Yeah, and one of them is
wearing a very spectacular T shirt which I can't actually
sort of say on earfellas, but it's to do with guynecology,
can I put it that way?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
You can?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Just I sort of wonder because here we are at
field Days. We've had a bit of a look around,
haven't we, And it's always great. I managed to get
myself five leaders of bull Seamen, which is great. I've
it's bloody hard to find that stuff, you know what
I mean, But you come to field days and it's
just great to see so many back bones that all
the farmers from around the country churn up to field
(14:03):
Days and go straight to the pub.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
It's unbelievable, isn't it. I saw you at that five
Letters of Balls scene, and I've never seen a man
so thirsty. J shure, You're a hell of an individual.
And now here we are. We get into this, we
get into this barn here and it's been absolutely rammed.
It's been the busiest joint out of everyone we've been to.
We turned up, we went and had a look at
the helicopters. I reckon I've walked probably eighteen k's today. Yeah, mate,
(14:26):
it's a big joint, that is.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Was there anything Kesy that stood out for you here?
Because I know you love your machinery, you love your
little gadgets and stuff like that. What stood out for
Old Keesy.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Used to just see that Field Days is just full
of little gadgets.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Well, I know there's some massive gadgets here too, but.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
What struck you, To be honest, I really liked the plows.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
You know you're gonna see the best plows in New
Zealand here at Field Days. But I've been coming for
about ten years now, so to be honest, it's just
another day in the office for Old Kezy.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
What I was surprised by, Fellas was the amount of
six wings on sale. You would not imagine that you'd
go to field days and there'd be six swings for
so those six wings, well I think they were six wings. Yeah,
they look like six wings.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah. Well, they're very metal. I think they were the
stocks or something like that. I don't know what they're called,
but I've got one for my place, twelve grand. They are, yeah, well,
but they'll last for the rest of my days, I
reckon and look forward to seeing the surprise on on
the wife's face when I get that. Huh. Yeah, so
because I saw the one you bought? Was it a sick?
What was the four? The four sucker?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Isn't it for a cow's teats?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Though?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
What was it? It can be? Yeah? Cool, that's I've
just seen a baby here. You might want to cover
the baby's ears. Yeah, that that baby's going to curdle
if it keeps listening to this.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, totally and need to get back into the chains,
as I say. If you are here, come on down
to Good George Bar and that shakeshift.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
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