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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, I reckon, Thanks mate, Thanks so much mate.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
And second new lid man, Hey, what was that an
eight minute?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Cat? Was it like a four minute I've got a
really a.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Great job to be fair to. I mean knew the
pressure was on. One of the guys was running late,
and so he's just checked me in another cheer.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
And yeah, see eight minutes? Right? How much was that
fifty bucks? See?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
I've got this issue where I have a regular place
I go get my haircut. It's always good. One of
the guys on who does it for fifteen minutes, whereas
everyone else takes half an hour? Really is right, you know,
very thorough about things. Yeah, I don't like going to
the fifteen minute guy because I think he's rushing it.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, I need I needed a fifteen minute man, you
see you need that? See, yeah, today I did.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
I'm quite excited actually because a barber has literally opened
about fifty meters of my house.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Literally and you shure it's not figuratively.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
I feel, and he's done a really good list. There's
been this this really manky old dairy that they've been
trying to lease for ages that used to be.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
A dairy with the fish and chip shop next to it.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
No, it's further up the road from there, in between
those two diaries.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
You should take it over.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Well, My wife and I were constantly looking at it,
going what could we do in there? What can we
sell on there? Because it's a great little location. But
he's done a great job, looks really good. So I'm
going to give him a bit of a whirl and
see how he goes. It'd be very handy to have
something I can literally walk figurative literally literally incidentally, is
(01:42):
it a jacket.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
You're wearing or a shit?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's a shacket.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
It's a shacket, right, genuinely, it's a shacket.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
That's what's written on the tag it. Yeah, never heard.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Of a shacket, but I was looking at it, going it's.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Either a very it's a really very demp shirt or
some kind of light jajacket.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, No, it's a it's a really it's a thin jacket,
so you'd wear this with something warm underneath it.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
If you needed to be warmer, it's like an you'd wear.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
For EXAMPLET at the moment, which is like that you
have to wear a hoodie underneath. But unfortunately today I
was wearing I was wearing a black T shirt. I
went and got some hoodies to go underneath my jackets,
and I obviously didn't realize that they just drop all
of the affair. It was a gray hoodie on a
black T shirt. So I had to get changed from
the car on the way here because it was just
(02:31):
covin and there.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
I've got some hoodies.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
If you need hoodies, yeah, I'll.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Tell you what.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
No, i'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Okay,
I had I had.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
To get some zip up hoodies because I hate pull
over hoodies. I've just decided I can't see them. So
I've got some at home, and I mon't bring them
in for you guys, because I'm just I'm just not
gonna wear them.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
What do you hate about them?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I don't like pulling them over my head yea, and
have and have my hair messed up, and even to
deal with that, because you don't know if you look
at absolute shambles or not.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I'm just I'm good. Now you can tell me what.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
No, it's just gonna say. One of my.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Massive bugby is at the moment is my youngest daughter
must have about fifty hoodies. Two of them are hers,
the rest are all just her mates r and teenage kids, smoker.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
I don't know if you've noticed this.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
They're big fans of the massively oversized, massively baggy hookie hoodies.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
And our wash is perpetually.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Like five hundred fucking hoodies, and you know, and and
they take up all the space. They're just everywhere. It
does my head, and I've started wearing them.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm glad that I grew up as a teenager and
through those years it was the era of everybody was
wearing skin tight shit.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I far prefer that, y.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
That's what's interesting is when I was your youngest daughter's age,
it was all about baggy hoodies as well. Yes, And
so my mum and dad used to get furious because
I was always in a beggy or hoodie, had the
hood up. So I'm glad that that's come full circle.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
And yeah, pretty much, yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Even not even there's a massive hoodies, but also the
massive jeans are the baggy jeans massive baggy jeans and
like my youngest daughter, she's a slim ass, and it's like, God,
just get a pair of pen a pan that fits you.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Do you know what?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Would genuinely like I'm obviously happy to be embarrassed to
no end. I don't care photos of me in early
high school on the weekend at the weekend, with the
clothes I was wearing. If that got out, I would
be genuinely embarrassed. Great, it's that bad silk boxes, really
baggy shit head on backwards with like Allie Well, I
(05:06):
had this how you could fold down the inside bit
and it would look like you had like a black
skull cap under yeah, or that sideways.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, I mean like genuinely The.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
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Speaker 7 (05:25):
I've got to be honest.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
My my fashions back in the day weren't good. They
weren't good.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Shall we try and find and.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Also as a teenager I have I had harendous acne.
There's one photo that is the most disgusting photo you
will ever see of hoy j W.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
And it was in our school journal.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
I want to give I don't want to give too
much information away here, because I'll be fucked if that's
ever going to air again again. My And it was
me as Captain Andy on showat in full makeup but
with like really oily skin.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
And just.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Volcanic and a side middle parting that was so slipped down.
I was fifteen with the worst acne and they published
that in the school journal.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I'll have a copy of that on fire with now.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
And our English teacher at the time, he was he
was a cool dude and got Tony.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Ross's name was.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
We used to call him Stony Ross because he was
just so he looked like he was absolutely stoned all
the time. And he said, oh, I just saw that
photo in the school journey journal of the adjacent's not
the best. And the thing was Stoney was in charge
of the school journal.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Was son of a similar thing where I got a
school photo done. I had some kind of open sore
on my chin, remember what it was from. And then
they were handing out all of the they were handing
out all of the school photos to the class, to
your homeroom, you know. And the teacher's name was mister Sweet,
(07:14):
mister Sweet, but it was sweet for Sweetanovitch. He sort
to drop off the Anovitch there in Livin and handle out.
He goes ah, And I was horrendously self conscious about
it as it was. By the time the photos got
handled out, of course, it was gone. And you've gotta
get a photo with that on your face. And he
goes ah, Did you cut yourself shaving that morning?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Did you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Real funny, hoss, I haven't even got cues. You just
feel like shit. Just act like you haven't seen it, man.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Yeah, Get the teachers, get their kexts back. That's where
they get their punches in.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
This is This was like a super close up of
a sweaty oily. Had fifty massive zits on my face
as well. This not just one sort of rogue one
in my entire face. I was like a reptile.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
That's right, because you went on the pells to get
rid of those, as.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
I did, I had to go.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
I had I had what was called by a skin
specialist moderately severe acne, so I ended up taking vitamins.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
I had to take vitamins any.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
And this gel that was essentially like acid, so that
when you put it on your face, I looked like
someone that had stayed out of Chernobyl because my skin
was literally peeling off my face.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
It was that full on and what so.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
That era too.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I feel like some of the treatments now you'd look
back and go, all those are a bit dodgy.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Yeah, we definitely if you were pregnant, it would be like,
oh god, no, you can't be taking that shit.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, we should try and find the most embarrassing photos
of us.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Wow, I'm happy to do that, as long as it's
not that one doesn't that it was a shock.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I have some memories for you something.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
It shows how you used to dress at the weekends
when you're hanging out with your mates.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Yeah, I've got quite a few of Johnny and I
around the time, and.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
There was there was some strange fashions.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Yes, there's some weirdast Interestingly, my daughter Millie is kind
of similar, but she's way cool of them. She's actually
actually cool And actually she'd be disgusted that I said that.
She's nothing like me, but she's been about out there too,
But she's cool out there as opposed to Jay.
Speaker 7 (09:32):
That was just like trying to find something to wear
and you just put on what was ever, whatever was.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Did you Did you ever just wear silk boxes?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Making You've never worn boxes in my life? Hate them?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
There was about five years thereere I just wore silk boxes,
nothing underneath them, and it's like, what's the.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Point in wood all the time.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
This is totally what I hated, was just balls slapping
around the five years.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Well, yeah, I mean I'm not gonna I don't want
to go on about here.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
We go whatever you say this it means you do
you do want to.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
My massive sean? Yeah that I never liked the boxer.
I need. I need the security of being you know, compacted.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
And it's a public public safety issue.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
If you're swinging around down there, typical people could be
seriously hurt.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Like Ben.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Yeah, it's like I think it's kramer A that says
my boys need a house to you they need a house?
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