FULL SHOW: The Itinerary (Feat. P Digsss of Shapeys)

On today's show, Keyzie gives his guide on supermarket flatulence, Jase invites the fellas on a weekend away, and Pugs' gets massively stitched up.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
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It's great every company. This Wednesday afternoon, it's the nineteenth
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Speaker 2 (00:31):
Day.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
And as you're going to hear, still a voice down
Muggie not with us today. He should be returning very
very very shortly though, though not today, Kesy Rack.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
That was my next question. Yeah, not today, okay.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, just on Kezy by the way, we've just finished
doing our podcast out Trow. He's a bit down on
the dumps today, and you know we all have days
like that, and I don't want to go so far
as to say it's a go easy on Keesy day,
but you know he's a bit volney and he's talked
to us about it. So I'm gonna chuck him under
my arm and need him suck on the don't say

(01:07):
teas the tea j just just for the South afternoon.
I chellie, what keasy, big show mate, big show.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Really yeah, man, you're gonna ask me how I'm going?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Oh how you going?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Really good?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Actually I worry that because once a week you come
in here and tell everyone that I'm feeling voln he's
in a bit down the dumps.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
People are gonna be oh god, that Keysy's moody. You
are a bit moody. Hey, listen, As I said in
the podcast, it's okay to not be okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
That is ahead of percent correct, yes and true. I'm
not a very moody person. I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Wow, that's not what your wife sees when she calls
me in tears. She says, you can get a real
hoo of a mood, especially if you lose the throbber.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah right, well, your wife calls me in tears, she says,
You've got a hoo.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Of a moody. Now listen, really, big show a head
of course, p Dicks shape shift are coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
That's right, coming in for a messive shape shift to
milestone in an announcement and a release of vinyl as well.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Exciting stuff. Also your chance to win five hundred bucks
cash thanks to the trade Wars.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
That'll be coming up shortly this out. Also, the Big
Bender reveal is happening this Friday. We've got a big
party happening. All we know so far is that we
are finishing at the Lula In which is in the viaduct.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Of Auckland four pm. We will be doing a.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Live show, so do come on down after our show though,
there is going to be the debut of the Hdacky
Yummy Boys Oh Yes, which is Pug Shan and Dilly
from the Office. So Delly who had a big Dilly
who are going to be doing a DJ set. So
we're going to get them into chat about what their
plans are because this is a massive debut.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, it is a massive dayboo And actually I think
they'd appreciate some feedback from the listeners out there in
terms of what they're going to.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Play, yeah, and what they should wear all that sort
of stuff totally, So we'll get into that shortly.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Hoodie Jay we will mate in the meantime. Turn this
up is the Food Fighters.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
The Hurachy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keysy Shane.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
It is a tune. It is a tune, man. There's
two good tunes to kick us off. They're a bit
of food fighters an audio slave on the video Hodaki
Big Show. If you're just joining us, by the way,
no Mogi again today, but he'll be back forth with.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Speaking of whiffs. Yes, I was at the supermarket on
Sunday morning. Jas Now, my wife and I sometimes like
to walk there, buy some stuff and then bring it
back and make like a nice lunch for Brickie or something.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Sure my wife, Ah, no, my wife.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
So we're in the supermarket right, we're going around. I've
got a little trolley. And then just as we're coming
around the corner to go into the International aisle.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Oh yes, I love the International, one.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Of my favorite aisles, to be fair, there's a guy
standing there. He's probably thirty backwards cap a lot of tattoos, already,
hate him, a lot of tattoos.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
He's got ug boots on, yeah, and he's west Auckland
and he was fine.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
But as we turn around the corner, I quietly heard
him say sorry about that. So I'm like, did he
just say sorry? Is he on the phone? He's on
the phone, And then all of a sudden, we are
hit by a storm of flatulence. We had walked right
into like a mushroom cloud that he had just released. Yeah,
at the end of the aisle, hoping no one was
coming around the corner. All of a sudden, myself and

(04:07):
my wife came around the corner. He says, sorry about that,
and then we walked straight into it, and like, my
wife's actually terrible at Like if you're in a in
a market, a fish market, she'd be like, ah, rakes,
she can't handle it, and she reacts really over the
top to bed smells. So she was like, ah, she
made this noise out loud. He heard, shuffled off quickly.

(04:30):
I was in those situations. I try to pretend like
I couldn't smell anything so that he didn't get embarrassed. Sure,
even though it was like my eyes were watering.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, it was terrible. So you got crop dusted.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Basically I got massively crop dusty dusted?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah? Is that what just And I don't want to
I don't want to sideline the discussion here, but is
that why when you do a steamer or your midnight steamer,
you have a because your wife doesn't like the you
have a shower. I don't want to derail on. No,
I just one did keezie? That's all?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
No, no, no, yeah, that's more of a personal thing.
You don't like hopping into a clean sheets after doing
a steam?

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah, would you have? Yeah? No, lot, that's pretty full on.
Actually it was full on.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
And so what I'm trying to figure out is was
the god was the guy obviously who was rude for
dropping a massive fart?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Can I can I ask a question? Did you hear it? No? Right?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Okay, So was he rude for dropping a massive fart
which we then walked into or was he polite for
saying sorry about that? Because if that was me, I
wouldn't have even said sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Yeah, that's what I call a seeper, right, Like I
I will never fart in front of anyone if I
can avoid it, but I'll often do a seeper. And
what I mean by a seeper, and they're usually quite hot,
is that there's no noise associated with them. They just
sort of if I could give it a vocalization, it

(05:50):
would be along the lines of.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
And it's so it's like someone's in a hot air balloon, yeah,
pulling the but they're quite far away.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
And the one thing I will say about seepers is
that they tend to be pungent.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
And so you send those out into the ethers.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, and then just walk off. I wouldn't have acknowledged
it at all. I would have never owned it.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
So was he polite?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
I think he was a fool. He was a fool.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, he should have just done the seeper and then
just walk around to the next aisle and pretended like
what smell?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
So yeah, because he was the only one in the aisle,
we knew who it was, right, yeah, and so and
then the other awkward thing was as we went through
the supermarket, got our stuff, walked out, got to the
traffic lights across the road, he was waiting at the
traffic light. Turns out he lives on the same street
as us. He's like four houses down right. We followed
five meters behind him the entire way back to his house.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Sure, And was he seeping on the way as well?
Or was he? Do you think he just kept it
to the super bower?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
He was walking funny though, so I think he was
holding the mid Oh right, Okay, But what I've done
here is I've written down a list and we'll get
into this next just quickly. Of if you're going to
let one rip in the supermarket, where you can do it?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Sure, Oh there's definitely areas you.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Can exactly and I mean sometimes you can't wait till then.
But if you can target these areas, I think you
can get away with it.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Great stuff. That's helpful stuff, isn't It's so good man?

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Man, jeez, you've really picked up since you've come in today.
You're really chipper.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Thanks, Jays.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
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Speaker 1 (07:28):
By the way, so I was just telling a story
about how we're in the supermarket my wife and I
got massively crop dusted by someone. They dropped a massive.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Better great saying, By the way, I love it. It
really is. When you wrote that crop dusted, Amen, what
the hell does that mean? Oh you never heard that.
I have, but I never quite figured out what it was.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yes, so it means someone dropped a mess of fart
in the International Aisle, and then as I walked around
the corner, they apologized quietly and walked off. So we've
established that because I was trying to figure out it
is he rude for doing it or polite for saying sorry,
because I wouldn't have even said sorry. I would have
just gapped it, dropped shopping and left. Yeah, totally, you've
come to the conclusion that he was a fool for

(08:04):
even speaking.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Of Yeah, as I say, because you didn't hear it,
it's what I call a seeper. You just you drop
it and you move on. You take no responsibility whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Anonymous, You just send it out there like the what's
the name of that satellite is at the.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
You know, No, I can't remember. Pat Sun does a
lot of seepers for Examp.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he loves it. Yeah. So here are
some places that if you are in a supermarket and
you need to go, this is where you should target. Firstly,
buy the roast chicks. Yeah, good, cool, because you know,
because the smell of the rose, it'll just mix together
and then you can even add like a sniff and
then go, oh is that garlic?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
You know?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
You know, and pretend like you it's the chicken.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know that's good Keysy, well.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Done, Yeah, thanks, thanks Jase. Another one here, sometimes supermarkets
have like a florist area at the front. Oh yeah,
my local one does. You could go buy the flowers
and do it, and then there's the added bonus if
you could walk away and sort of stand at a
distance and if people come in and like pick up
some flowers and smell.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Them, they'll go, oh, these are bad. Yeah they's gone off.
Or you know, that's the fertilizer. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, yeah, so that's a good way to cover that up.
Another if you want to be humorous about it, you
could do it near the baked beans and go, oh,
these are working quick, you know, Like that's if you
want to be humorous and.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Front foot right, okay, yeah sure.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
And then the other option is if you're doing it
in the sort of toilet spray aisle, you can do
it spray some toilet spray, and then if anyone sort
of gives you a weird look, you can just go,
I'm just trying to see if it works, how good
it is, yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, what it smells like?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah yeah, so it doesn't actually work. And then so
those are four places you can sort of target, and
obviously the fifth place is in the restroom at the supermarket.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah sure, yeah. I don't know if you've noticed this
about me, but I often come into work and there's
a bottle of after shave there. Always do a couple
of sprays. Yeah yeah, just saying keezy, Oh.

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(12:18):
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Yeah no, good, rise one a peace?

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Speaker 1 (14:02):
Again, Yeah, try again, Ben, good stuff, Jase, Hey Jays Yeah,
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Speaker 4 (14:07):
Man, Thanks Man.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Hey up next. By the way, we've got the Big
Bender coming up this Friday, the Bender Reveal, which is
going to be an entire day's worth of bending and
doing excellent stuff. We don't know what's going to be
happening yet, but what we do know is at the
end we're doing a live show at the Lulain and
the Viaduct in Auckland's. After that live show, feel free
to come along. By the way, the debut of the
Hidaky Yummy Boys. Yeah, Big Dilly and Pugs Son, they're

(14:31):
a next to chat about that.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
So good of the Hurichy Bing Show podcast. Yes, indeed
Collective Soul There on the radio Honky Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is four forty four. Now joining
us in the studio today, the one and only Pucks on.
How you Pugs on you? Yeah, good things man?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah? Good things buddy. Also Big Deli, how are you going,
Big Delhi? Yeah? Going? Good fellas you're looking well? Oh
thanks mate? You've been working out not as much as
I like, but yeah I have been actually Yeah, good,
good on you man, Good on you. Hey. Now exciting times,
no question about it. And we're very excited Big Dilly
that you're on the on the show with us. So

(15:08):
let's just get straight into it. Sit back and relax
because it's with your homes now, Big Dilly, Jace. What
I'm sorry to entra.

Speaker 10 (15:28):
I was told that we Dilly and I were coming
on the Big Show to talk about the Hurdaki Yummy
Boys debut at the Big Bend of Reveal party.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Oh we will, Pugs and we will just not right now?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, I was told they were Yeah, yeah, yeah, and
Deli you're across this right, Yeah, I got told the
daily segment and I'm glad to be sorry.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Sorry, so hang on.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
So nobody told you so because we're we're we've all
got our top five Connie flavors ready to go.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
I've come prepared.

Speaker 10 (15:55):
Well, okay, let's roll through your top five.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
That's big dilly to you in preference or just it
just I'd like you to go from least to top
from least all right, We'll start off with banana yeah,
oh yeah, oranges.

Speaker 10 (16:12):
Yeah, second apple, orange, strawberry, and pugs you're probably across this.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
You can actually buy those, and the drinks four.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Pack that you're telling me about.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah yeah, and chocolate coming to number one. Chocolate number one, See,
I'm the same. Chocolate is my number one as well.
Second caramel, sure hard to find.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Pugs on you'll know all about this.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
After that. Strawberry And the interesting thing about that, it's
also my same preference of like Sunday toppings, chocolate sauce
first thing, camel, then strawberry. I've just got three, uh
for me, it's tumoric.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Lemon, lemon, zess ow chili.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Sorry you're talking about Connie flavor.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah, Conney flavor, right, cucumber and fijoa.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Right, So, pugs, what are your five? Look?

Speaker 10 (17:03):
I beg when you've been in this game for as
long as I have, fellas you sort of get a
little bit more sophisticated with your palette there, sure, so
I'd say, can I do three?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Just just because I don't know?

Speaker 10 (17:16):
You know, you do it for long enough, you have
three that you go to? Okay, so number three I've got, and.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
I just say before you get in you yeah, absolutely,
because because you go through them so much, you use
so many. Are we're talking, you'd probably use on average
three in every session?

Speaker 10 (17:32):
Jas, I don't like to get into the numbers. I'd
like to talk turkey, all right. And speaking of turkey,
my third favorite flavor of condom is roasted turkey.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
And are they sorry?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Now? Are they hard to They are hard to come by?
I must have. Let I've never seen a roasted turkey condom? No?
Is it clear that?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Thank you like a drumstick?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Come on, kezy, what am I missy with checking drumstick?

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Favor?

Speaker 10 (17:59):
This is roast turkey flavor Connie, and you can actually
get the gravy addition on top of.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
It, right, okay, yeah, does it stuffing the longer that you? Sure? Sure? Yeah? Yeah,
so roasted turkey.

Speaker 10 (18:15):
Then number two I've got macadamia, Yes, that's for a
little sweet treat.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah. And number one marzipan mars yeah yeah, so good.

Speaker 10 (18:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
And as we often talk about, you usually wear three
on the trot, so they're all of us. Yeah, stuff
for the better or hey, thanks for that, big Dili,
that's been really good. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
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Speaker 4 (18:53):
Hard there on the radio. Hold Donkey Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is nine minutes to five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I just gonna say this Friday, we've got the Big
Bend Revill happening, Yes, eight twenty am on the Matt
and Jerry Show. They'll be popping the balloons figuring out
what we're doing on the Bender. Yes, we will all
be hopping in a big Bender bus driven by Captain Kesey,
going around doing all those activities and finishing up at
the lula En and the Viaduct of Auckland.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Come along for a live big show. Yes. Indeed. Now
previously we of course we had Pucks on for his
regular Connie chat. We've also got Big Dilly and with
us and quite genuinely and exciting development happening after the
Big Show. We're doing it live this Friday, after the
Big Bend a day and then we're gonna have a

(19:38):
yummy boys set, fellas. This was an initiative from you, Pugs,
was it? It was both of us, both of you.
You Dilly.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
When I say came to me in a dream, I'm
actually not lying, And I immediately approached Puls.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Really, yeah, I like half the nation dream of you frequently. Bugs.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
And because the thing so, Big Dilly is our intern
at the moment.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yes, doing a great job. Dilly.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
And went around to his house for a bit of
a house party about two months ago.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Month ago, you guys had a party.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, it was great. Everyone was there and Big Dilly
got on the decks. Big Dilly was on the decks
and I was like, oh, he's a DJ. And then Pugs,
I know you used to be a bit of a
DJ as well. You like to talk to around.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
I'm dabbled. It's a no brainer. Well, and for all
of you that listened to the show regularly and when
Paksuan fills in for Keezy when he's on some tropical
holiday somewhere with the monkeys. Umm, you'll know the fact
that his musical taste is very yummy boys. And what
I mean by that? Am I right in defining it?
Feels as your kind of nightclubby vibe?

Speaker 10 (20:41):
I would say you have defined a genre of your
own with the term yummy boys, and that is anything
that isn't rock or with real instruments you would define
as yummy boys.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Am I right in saying that?

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
And it said and even the term yummy boys, people
might be listening and thinking, what the hell is yummy boys?
It's from saying.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
I used to I used to go to a club
called Alfie's and there was a guy Brent that used
to run it who would walk around topless with bottles
of champagne, just shouting out yummy boys, yummy boys. And
that's the phrase. And now yummy boys.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Now it's part of the show. And now that we're
playing an electronic song.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
So can I ask, fellows, have you got a ship?
I mean, can the audience on three four eight three
throw some suggestions your way? What's the story?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I mean that Dilly you far away. I mean, we're
a workingway at the playlist most of the week, so
you're good to go. But if anyone has any suggestions, yes, what.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
About what about on the day they go? Hey, fellers, Fellows,
has been a busy day. Can you play this one?
I'm tired of the Yummy Boys? Can you play some
brown music? Yeah? So what's going to happen is we'll
finish the live show and then the Yummy Boys kicking.
Can I ask have you got costumes or anything like that?
You're going to be wearing?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Costume is probably not the word i'd use.

Speaker 10 (22:02):
We definitely dress for the moment, absolutely sure, in a
way that we think.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Fits the music.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
So how does DJ Pugsn, for example, dress, And because
I know DJ Big Dilly, he's gonna be wearing latex
head to foot? What's Big Pugs I'm gonna be wearing?

Speaker 10 (22:17):
Well, I've got some latex of my own, well Durrex
at home that I'm hoping to cover myself on Bitter Towan.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Well, this sort of very limb. This is the other
thing that we didn't mention in terms of the Yummy Boys.
You guys will be chucking out free Connie's all night
during your set absolutely favorite ones or just yeah regular.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Well I might bring some of my roast turkey ones.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah, okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, Actually, just on that back and relax because it's
time for common not with your homes.

Speaker 10 (22:46):
My trust has been irreparably broken. Geezy and Hoidy j
and Big Dilly. All right, we're not doing this again.
Okay if you have my expertise for one day, leave it.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
At that, all right, No, Connie chat with Pugsn.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Maybe maybe we'll see about Dad pugs Hun.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
By the way, coming up after five p digs from
our shape Shifter and to discuss pretty big milestone for
the band.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
The Hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I can welcome back here, massive Backbones. Hope you're getting
through hump day. Okay, you're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night a.

Speaker 8 (23:26):
Day.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Actually, I was just thinking, Keazy, we've got pe Diggs
coming in very shortly. We should have got him joining
in the harmony for us because he would have been sweet.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
He would have blown us out of the water.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, yeah, he probably would have made us sound worse
than we already do. By the way, if you're just
joining us, no, might be knowg at the moment, but
he will be back forth.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Forth with what does that mean? What do you just say?

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Soon? Soon? He'll be back shortly. Because I like to
change the words up occasionally, Keysy, I don't like using
the same words all the time. It's called radio, man,
I know.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
What it's called. I call it the wireless. I like
to mix that up. But you always say forthwith yes,
you need to mix that up and just say soon
sure this is just for me in my limited vocabulary.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yes, speaking of not your limited vocabulary. But what's coming
up for the next hour? Peatings and the Foulers from
Shapeshift coming in to celebrate a big milestone for them.
Also your chance to go to Munich with the a
SEC will be taking calls for that, and also a
very exciting development. We're going to have a big show
weekend at my family batch and with that in mind,

(24:29):
I've invited the follows. The data has been set and
a schedule has been written.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
So we're all being hosted by you and your wife,
No just me, just you. We're all at the bats
there and team building yes, can any winners come? No,
so if winners text her on three four eight three,
we can send them the address and they can meet
us there.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Or oh yeah, maybe actually I didn't think of that.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Do you want to come to the Big Show's team
building weekend? Text us three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Great idea, Kizie, Thanks Jace.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I reckon about twenty of them.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Key Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune in
week days and four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
The Rolling Stones. There on the radio Hdarchy Big Show
this Wednesday evening. The time is sixteen minutes past five o'clock. Hey,
coming up very shortly. By the way, we're going to
be speaking to p Diggs from Shape Shifter. Now. I've
brought Pugson back in the studio briefly because I'm very
excited about this. For the regular listeners, they'll know that
I have a family batch and the Monaco Heads there,

(25:28):
which is my favorite place to be, my absolutely favorite
place to be.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
You prefer it to being here in the studio with us, I.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Prefer it to anywhere right. It is my zone. And
as we were coming back from Hamilton the other day,
I said to you feelings and I think I put
it out there before, Hey, how would you fellows feel
about having a batch, a big show batch weekend? And
you were like yeah, man, wow you were like we
were kind of like oh yeah, you were like yeah

(25:57):
him man, apugs.

Speaker 10 (25:59):
Sorry, I'm just like a little bit on edge figure
out why.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
But yeah, man, I'd be so okay.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
And I thought, how good that all the big show
at Hoidy J's family batch and I'll be your host.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
So you will be the hot because you what you
promised in the car and so you were actually there
for this post.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
It was moment.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
It was in a separate car. You're a separate car
because that's how we travel. And what you said, Jason
was you'll buy lots and lots of food, yes, and
make lots of platters.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Wow, And that's what you said.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
And then you said that you'd provide like bears and
all sorts of things like that.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
This is the thing I've written and a kind of
schedule if you like, yeah, a plan of what we're
going to do for the weekend. And I thought i'd
run it past you fellows if that's okay, okay, and
then I'll just send it out so that you've got
a copy of it itinery Do I see that or
do I send it to us?

Speaker 10 (26:51):
I can help you with your log into your email
if you want that.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Yeah, cool, Now listen. Obviously, arrive on the Friday night
after the show. Then we'll unpack and put up away. Yeah,
and obviously like groceries things like that. I don't like
mess around the place. Okay, Then I'll give you, guys,
you feel as a tour of the facilities. Yeah, yeah, cool, yeah, yeah,

(27:19):
so you know, well where the toilet is, sort of
practical stuff keys, and then we'll have supper when I'm dinner.
Well it'll be because we'll get there quite late when
I walk over the hills at night, which will be spooky.
And we'll have supper and I'm going to do a
bone broth with five grain toast, so calm. And then

(27:40):
immediately after that, obviously the dishes, because they don't like
dishes all over the hate dirty dishes lying around the No. No,
I mean we'll you know, we we can tag teams
if you wash exactly. Usually the guests do the washing
and the drying. And yeah, then I thought after that
because it'll be pretty tense getting out there hurrying from

(28:01):
the show, we'll have a group auditory hour of Traikowsky's
symphony Number five. I love number five. It's beautiful, isn't it?
And then I think by then, well we pretty tuck
it out, so it will be a hoody jay tucking slash.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Sleep right now, So have you got more?

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Have I keezy? Okay? Go five am. We'll get up
naked swim on the high tide beautiful bit chilly a
followed by a thirty five minute stretch on the deck.
So like the patio the porch. Yeah, well it's like
a dick attached to the betch.

Speaker 10 (28:39):
Okay, sorry, Jess, do you mind if I just make
a sort of adjustment to that? Do you think we
could do the stretch before the swim. I'm just sort
of a little bit like I want to be limber
if I'm getting in the water.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
No pugs um, And then we'll obviously tell each other
off right now, obviously. Yeah, then it's break for stewed
apple and raisin. What porridge? Just stewed apple and racin
nobody okay, And then you know, because it's it's all on,

(29:12):
it's all action, obviously. So I'll give you guys free
time for twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yes, so am I in prison?

Speaker 4 (29:18):
The free time following that a forty five minute gratitude circle.
What's that? Well, it's just where we sit in a
circle and talk about the things we're grateful for in
our lives. I don't know why I'm laughing because I'm
so excited about it's right there. And then after that
a two hour coastal walk slash beach clean up. So

(29:40):
that's a walk where we pick up all the rubbish. Yeah, yeah,
because I think we can do our own. And we
get sack falls of the ship out there, fellows, so
charge heck. Then you're like this keasy. The cocktail hour, ah,
non alcoholic cocktails and some board games. Keezy, I haven't
finished here?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
What weekend is this?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
After that a bucket bong session followed by a mass
arge train. I'm glad that that's like that far in.
I'm really excited for it. Twenty minute free time there,
one hour mindful new session, no talking, then donner veggie
stir fry on brown rice dishes, obviously because I don't

(30:24):
mind mess around the place. Then movie night MoMA Mia.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
The Holaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Kesy.

Speaker 7 (30:39):
Jenny Chile and the ACC team are heading off on
the Export Ultra Beer Garden Tour of Munich and maybe
is this great New Zealander will be joining them?

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Yes, indeed that's going to be a hell of a
tourist and I doing that.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Maniah is going, as is Jeremy Wells, as is g
Lane and a few others from the a SEC.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Just disaster written all over it. Quite frankly, it certainly does.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
The prize does include, however, return flights to the old
Munich there and back, accommodation and access to beer Fist
as well, thanks to Export Ultra good Stuff.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
James, your mad bastard. How's live?

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Oh bloody brilliant guys.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Good on you mess. What do you do for a crust? James?

Speaker 5 (31:18):
I'm a building survey Yeah, massive backbone and uh you know,
yeah amongst some heavy hitters there, James, do you think
you can hold your ground?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (31:31):
Hopefully hopefully yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Okay, Well I'll tell you what we'll do, will fire
you across the world. But Son and Studio being he'll
sort you out, all right, James, you're in the jaw,
all right, sweet Chi, good on you mate, Dan your
mad bastard. How's life get a get a pretty good? Thanks? Yeah, good,
good stuff? Mate? What do you do for a crush?

Speaker 12 (31:49):
Dan?

Speaker 7 (31:51):
I wish in one of the big four banks.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Won? Yeah? Yeah, messic, bone bag bone good? And what
about this? What about this tour appeals to you?

Speaker 11 (32:06):
Dan?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I love a good sausage?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Okay, here cool?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Do you like Beers's absolutely see that could be a
bit of an issue.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Yeah. How much do you like Bess?

Speaker 9 (32:20):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Probably one one big Stein will do it?

Speaker 4 (32:23):
I reckon no, okay, so yeah, just sensible stuff. I'll
tell you what, Dan, you're in the jaw to mate,
chucking across the pug Son. Good on, Cooper, good mate,
you're not going, Cooper.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
You just came to You just came to Magic Round
with us and head one hell of a weekend. You're
not going to Munich or right.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
I just want to see how the fellows are.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
We're good, Cooper, we are go. Yeah, and actually he's
in the competition. You can do it.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
But also, I mean I feel like I do feel
like I ok because I did spend the night on
his couch after my hotel room laps.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Yeah, you're not wrong, Mere, How is the tropical question, the.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Tropical fist, I'll be honest, the tropical first, referring to
Maniah saying that when the temperature of my tank changes
even one degree, I get sick. I do kind of
have like a weird ear thing going on.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
So and I tell you what else, Cooper. Ever since then,
he's been doing the most furescent yellow wheeze and it
just hasn't stopped. So I'm not sure what's going on
there either. Oh shit, maybe a bit of a bladder
in fiction. Yeah, maybe he's prone to the odd and
fiction keezy. Yeah, keeper in the drawer, in the drawer,

(33:35):
you never know. Man.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
All right, Cooper, we're putting you in the drawer, right,
your beauty good to Chuck.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
You oving a Pugs and Samuel sort Yeah. How are
your wheeze keezy? Because you were saying before and I'm
not being silly here, it's concerned that it did come right.
But then just before you went and it was a sharker,
it was like neon yellow. What have you been getting up?
Was that because you had a bachelor night last night? Jase?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
My weeze is fine, Well it's not fine. It is
quite yellow concerning, but that's all good. This isn't for
radio really no.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I well, I'm just thinking to myself. We put it
out there on three for it's idea. No, just because
there might be someone you know from a medical blackground
that can tell us vibrant yellow wheeze? What's that about?
Does something need to be done? That's all I want
to know.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, if you're from a medical background, tax through three
four eight three is neon wheeze? Bed By the way,
Coming up, Nick's Ped Diggs from shape Shift. He's and
to discuss the fact that Shapey's twenty five year celebration
this year it's a huge.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
The Hidiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kissy up the.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
W Yeah, man, welcome back to your massive backbones bit
of Weeezer there for you on the radio Hobarky Big.
Shall you like Weezer P? Yeah? Yeah, I mean massive
fan of them. Well as I as I mentioned, we've
got Pee Diggs from shape Shift and I tell you what,
men are pretty big milestone for you fellas. Twenty five years.

(35:06):
Can I ask you does it feel like only yesterday
or does it feel like forever? A bit of both?

Speaker 12 (35:12):
At the same time, believe it or not. Like when
we were so we're just done Christious town Hall, when
we had to like write the set, we were lots
of reflecting and going through all the albums going shit
the song oh my God. It feels like, yes, when
you see some others like, oh my god, we are old. Yeah, yeah,
totally man, But twenty five years, yeah, it would an achievement.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
It feels pretty bloody good. Yeah. Absolutely. We love making
music to give us Still it's still the best fun.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
See, I've got shape He's up there with Fat Friddy's
for some reason. I have you two at the top
of life. It doesn't matter how long you guys are
around for what you do, you're live. Yeah, I'm always like, oh,
Shapey's going to be there, and Fat Freddie is keen,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yeah their old farts too.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, but they're still doing good studs.

Speaker 12 (35:52):
Yeah, we're almost as old as she had Why Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
I think, man, you know when you think about twenty
five years, that gives you a hell of alog to
pack from two when you're doing gigs, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 12 (36:03):
Surely made it quite difficult. Yes, twenty four set song
we normally, Yeah, we normally go fifteen songs and that's.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
A hell of a that's a big yeah, a big slot.

Speaker 12 (36:16):
But this one's like, yeah, twenty four songs, two hours
on stage.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
So is that I mean, is that you'd be absolutely
bugger after that, wouldn't you?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Luckily I'm a professional, well with good.

Speaker 12 (36:28):
Thing is, we spent a lot of good, like three
weeks pretty much in the in the in the rehearsal rooms,
going over and over and beating it into us, you know. Yeah,
and we kind of made we did like a couple
of special things for these sets coming out.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
We've got some we made.

Speaker 12 (36:46):
You know, you know your old farts when you can
make a medley of your own tune.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
So we've got a couple of medley's sweet sounds great well,
you know, because we know what what hard works like
mate to us, you know, you know right seriously, man,
we come in here every day and talk for three
and it's just hard jacker man, you know what I mean.
Day after the day of just talking out as ship.

(37:13):
You know, people think it's a great time, but it's
actually exhausting. It takes a lot. Can I ask you though,
because you you fellows, obviously get on luckily. How's that
you wouldn't be here for twenty five years if he didn't.
How's that dynamic sort of changed over time? You know
what I mean? We're sort of hardcore trying everything, going
hard at the beginning, and now you've all mellowed out.

(37:34):
What's the sort of vibue the way let's trying everything now? Yeah, yeah,
that's why to do it man. Yep, yep, yep, yeah,
all of it and all the above. Yeah, it's far out.

Speaker 12 (37:47):
You know, we still love making music together, hanging out together.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Yeah, we took we we we.

Speaker 12 (37:53):
We took on a big one, trying to get the
set list right and all that stuff. Sure, and I
think we'll think we pull something pretty special. Cool thing
is like, now we're twenty five years old and we've
got three songs in the set that we've never ever played,
but there have been massive hits and big to our fans.
So yeah, finally we get to do this and then

(38:15):
we go like the All Blacks, you know, get a rotation.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Of songs, you get a wicked luck line up. Oh yeah,
you'll be right for the certain game.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, absolutely, because you mentioned you've already played in christ
Church at the town Hall. So that was a few
days ago. We've also got Wellington coming up at tesp
Arena and then Auckland at the town hall here as well.

Speaker 12 (38:36):
Yes, Hamilton as well, and Hamilton on the Friday. On
the Friday, Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah, Man, can't forget the tron man, they had it
when you do that, because you guys all got together
down in christ Church, didn't ye.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Yeah, all the boys all met through jazz school. Jazz school.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yes, I went to the hall across the road from
jazz school, and every time someone goes past, you don't
see that jazz school. It's where shape Shifter started there, you.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Go, Yes, they're all jazz school failures, sop out.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
How do you go from you know, playing jazz and
saxophones and all that sort of stuff to you know,
electronic music.

Speaker 12 (39:07):
Yeah, what happened is they were spending time together and man.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
That was the jazz.

Speaker 12 (39:12):
The jazz brought it out of them to right, to
not stick to the norm, to think outside the box,
to do something that hadn't actually been done before, which
is playing drum and bass jungle live with a live drama.
So essentially, yeah, the jazz school worked out. It's just
the jazz made them find their own flow, their own
jazz outside in electronica.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
And I believe too. Man, there's an album.

Speaker 12 (39:37):
So what they did, they're releasing an hour albums. Well,
what's happening is we're releasing all the album.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Before.

Speaker 12 (39:45):
Yeah, you can get a big hole package. That's what
you want to do. People, you really want to buy.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
So if you do want to buy, the lot shapeshifter
dot Coto ins is we have got all the information
there now all seven albums available on vinyl, got Shape
Shift Alive, Real Time as well, Never done, Never done?
So how amazing is it for you? That's kind of
a massive thing to take off as a musician. You
can now look at every album you guys have done
on vinyl.

Speaker 12 (40:10):
Yeah, old school format is a beautiful thing. You physically
hold it. You've got this art like when I grew up. Man,
my favorite albums you.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Know you have.

Speaker 12 (40:19):
I love having them up on the wall, yeah and
all that stuff. And you know it's in a day
of Dan and age of digital, it's cool to have analogue, physical,
physical warmth.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
You know absolutely. It's like, you know, it's not very
hardcore rock and roll, but you know, like having a
book in your hand, like a kiln or a Kendle,
you know what I mean, something real and physically. I
know what you mean, man.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
So if you'd like to get a copy of these vinyls,
they are available now from JB High Fight. Just get
stuck in there, Pete Egg's mate. Good luck for the
rest of the tour.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Think you, thank you. We're feeling ready, man, yeah, feeling
really weird. I can tell you ready man.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Your Phizzen yeah actually is it's it's still the best drug.
Yeah yeah, wow, I mean.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
I wouldn't know, fellas. But here's in color from Shapey's
and that's tune live to shape Shift to dot co
dot in zid. Thanks Peters.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
The whole Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Frans Ferdinand there on the radio, whole Donkey Big Show.
That's Wednesday evening. Now Heap's coming up after six o'clock.
By the way, but we're not doing What's for Tea
with me Keyzy, are we? No?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
No, that's a that's a Tuesday. While we do it
every now and then. Yeah, to be honest, we do
it whenever we decide we're going to do it.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Yeah, okay, that's not pitt chat, is it? No? No, No,
it's not pitchat Okay, it's not relationship advice.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
That's not relationship advice. What's coming up after six o'clock
is someone has matte you know how we're playing those songs.
Someone had written songs about your life? Yeah, someone else
and this is genuine. Someone else has heard a song
written about one of our lives. One has sent it
into the show.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
How good.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
So we're going to play that after six o'clock. And
also what's on tally without Mike Minogue and a massive
announcement in terms of the boxing world.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Too good, mate, that's a lot of stuff, Jason, Yeah,
all that after six the.

Speaker 6 (42:21):
Whole actual Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Welcome back, your messive backbones. Hope your Wednesday's going Okay?
You're listening to The Big Show brought you by Night and.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Day.

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Speaker 1 (42:53):
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Speaker 4 (42:58):
It's how we warm up for the show. Yeah, and
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Speaker 1 (43:10):
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Know, so just to pip them up a bit. So
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Speaker 1 (43:19):
Remember this one says dog, so here it is, here's
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Speaker 4 (43:25):
But then drummer and my wife goes, I love that guy.
It's cute, and go yeah, apparently he's hot and like
a horse. Why did he Why did Pugson beat that?
But the word hung Yeah, it's not a rude word.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Well, it's not a rude word.

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Yeah, the phrase itself is what needed beeping j because
it was disgusting. But obviously it's not beat on the podcast,
but there was you talking about sometimes your wife will
be flicking around the channel's dog squad will come on,
which is the show you narrate, and as a joke, Sugar, oh,
he sounds hot.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
No, not as a joke, it's a bit of a gag.
She'll say, God, I know she because.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
It's ironic, right, That's where the humor comes from.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
What she usually says is I love that guy, right,
and I go, yeah, apparently he's hung like.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
A rogue stallion.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
I say, I stopped.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah, yeah, you could say hung like a rogue stallion
on the radio, you can.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Hey. Now, coming up next, we're going to release this
song that it was a listener that sent it to us.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Yeah, it's apparently a song has been made that references us,
and so I haven't listened to it. What are the
keysyestly haven't anyways?

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Build it The Hdikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Stone Temple pilots here on the radio hond Akey Big Show. Now,
apparently one of our listeners send in a song that
they heard that was he found or she flound I'm
not sure if it's a he or a shit he
it is he. I can read the email far away
the aches. So the email read.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
And was to pugs Son. Good A pug Son heard
this absolute chum playing over the speed at night m
day yesterday and I couldn't believe it. Apparently it's number
twenty six on the charts in Scotland at the moment.
Give this a spin for the fellers, and that's from
Tom Wiley.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Good on, you tell me massive bank nine.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
So this song is obviously chatting in Scotland and has
something to do with us. First time, seriously for somebody
ever heard this, So let's have a listen.

Speaker 11 (45:23):
Cheesy down the drink, swung two men now, sweezy yellow,
it's no surprise, massive bender and magic round feeling bonne,
He's no matter what he tries. Two weeks later, in
his mid Night's teens, we.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
Were still flowing with that golden glow, trying hard to
clear this hispree more appalling than that patching bone yellow
duiez Oh, what a sight. The neby Lazard didn't make
it Hoity Jake and Solise deerfuy It's so easy on

(46:08):
Keezy day.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
For that's a shit song. I hate it. What do
you think, Jace? I think it's great. Do I know
the name of the artist?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
I think it might be it Seron it she I
think it Shearon's released then wow. But it's it's an
album track and so it's just charting in Scotland.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
I'll be honest with you, I'm not I'm surprised it's
not charting at least the top ten.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah right, you reckon it was good because I thought
it was fantastic.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
I just think we should start the show with it.
I just think it's.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Too specific about you know, one person specifically.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Well, you know, I'm a big fan of the menutaie
Eezy and I think he's nailed you. You know, it's
a really accurate portrait of Keezy.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Well, I'll tell you what. Next time I talked to
d Shearon. Never spoken to him before. You must know him.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Oh yeah, no, good mates, Yeah yeah, yeah, we'll do
our lovers for a while.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Do you reckon you can hit him Mari in the sack?
Do you reckon you can hit them up? And just
ask whether I'm gonna get any royalties for that song?

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Oh nah, no, mate, you don't. You don't get as
successful as it's sheering by doling out royalties.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah right, okay, and you're not getting them right as
my agent, Jace, Jace, I could see you.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
Jace the Hoodarkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Oh indeed, talking heads here on the radio. Hold Arkey
Big Show this Wednesday evening. But right now it's time
for What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
I just remembered, actually, Keysy, just on that note that
your wife was playing squash last night, So it was
a bachelor's night of sorts for you last night. So
what do you watch when you're all by yourself? I'm
just curious when your wife's not there and she's playing squash,
you've got your ham and ham and pineapple pizza in
front of you from the oven. What is all keys

(48:23):
you watch?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Yeah, I do so last night, apart from the monkey
porn obviously.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Jace, I am not we have to live that in
the bud suggesting that I like monkey porn. It's like
it's too messed up for radio.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
I just want to say on that front man. By
the way, as moggie and I have said, there's no
judgment there. It's what you do in the privacy of
your own home. Keysy is totally over to you. Men.
Do you want to get into monkey porn and that
works for you? Okay?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
So last night I put two meat patties in the
air fry and then made some burgers.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
You were asking me on the way to the car.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
If you and it turns out you can, right, okay, Yeah,
them twelve minutes sex each side. And after I'd eaten
my burgers there waiting for my missigs to come home,
I played PlayStation, played Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven, which is
sort of said in the future in Night City, and
ate burnt meat petties and eight burnt meat petty nips

(49:30):
on burgers. And then my wife came home at nine,
and then she was pretty sweaty. I had a shower,
she I put some.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
She came home. She was really sweaty. But you had
a shower.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
She came home, she was really sweaty.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Before while she was on her way home, I put
her meat patties in the actual patties and.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
She had two meat petties.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
She had two because she's coming home from squash. She
has a bunnus, which is like lettuce instead of buns.
I sped letters, so she had two of them after squash,
and she'd gone out for drinks with the Square Watch
girls as well. So she comes home so she's sweaty,
not steamed. She's eating her lit us cup meat patties.

(50:11):
I go have a shower because I've still got makeup
and wax in my hair from the thing we did yesterday,
the shoot.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Not because of what you're watching, No, not.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Because I somehow needed to hose myself down after what
I was watching. She then has a shower. I hop
in beard and start watching a documentary on Taiwan. What
did you watch?

Speaker 4 (50:30):
I don't think we've got time for what I watched, so
we got heaps of time. I watched Watching the Horse Pawn,
and I've sort of moved on from that actually.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Because he had a massive horse Pawn phase.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
I watched Showgun. It's great. What Pugs has just signaling
at me that there was something wrong with that. That's
what one of the lines was, and the only it's brilliant.
It's really good. There's a lot of political intrigue and stuff.
Going on. It's beautifully shot. Just the subtitles are a
little bit small for old hoody j right, you know,

(51:04):
so I'm squinting a bit sometimes. And my wife who
isn't watching it, Yeah, she's just on the couch on
her frain. I'll go, what's it say? What does it say, darling?
And she'll have to tell me what it says. But no,
highly recommend it if you've got Disney yeah, showgun.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Hey, well I suppose that's why you watch the horseporn
because it doesn't need subtitles, right, Oh, some of it does.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
With the home lacking Big Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Now, look, we've got to go back to that breaking
news because we didn't actually.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Deliver the breaking delivered of the breaking news.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
We got bogged down, and how did I got distracted
by the breaking news?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
We couldn't figure out how to throw the breaking news.
And then you asked me very specific statistical questions which
I didn't have the answers for. Yes, so let's just
go to it. Now, do you want to throw to it?

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yeah, let's let's go to this is breaking news now.
It was regarding the David Nika fight.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
He apparently he's had nine professional bouts and he's won
them all. He's got an eighty three percent knockout record.
That's fine, that's fine. What's the announcement, they're just having
another fight.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Well, the announcement is that he is going to be
headlining a massive cruiserweight fight September fourteen at Auckland's Viaducts
Event Center. Right Groundbreaking collaborates collaboration. W WO heavyweight champ
Joseph Parker is going to be aligning forces with Duco Boxing,
Thornberry Promotions, daz In and a multi fight partnership. His

(52:39):
first time as a promoter alongside Joseph Parker as a promoter, Yes,
alongside longtime friend and manager David Higgins. The card is
going to be broadcast worldwide by on subscription by dazd
In and sold as a PPV a pay per view
exclusively in New Zealand aka David Yika is the new
guy that they're going to be doing big sellout fights
for here in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
As we mentioned, good looking fellow to a great boxer.
I'll probably watch that.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I'll definitely watch that. And Joe Parker is going to
be his promoter.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Yeah, and I reckon Joe would be a very good promoter. Yes, same,
he good on the old shosh me didn't he?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Weren't you saying that you hated him?

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Anyway? Is the end of the show. It is. What
are your playing tonight? He's, Oh, you've got You've got basketball,
So I'm old keys. He's going to be riding the
pine for a couple of hours.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Jason, I've got basketball in an hour, which is a
really annoying at eight o'clock, which is an annoying time to
have it. So I'm just gonna sort of wait around,
and then I will be riding the pine for a
lot because there's ten of us playing tonight and only
five players needed.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Yeah, so you don't get I wouldn't even tune up
to be honest with your keys.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I kind of don't want to, but I'm going with Manaia,
so I have to. What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Probably go home. You're gonna watch the more horse porn,
watch a bit of horse pawn, talk to my wife,
maybe haves. Oh no, tonight we're having pork balls. Pork
ball the Aportment's balls, right, we didn't have them last night.
We had chicken with a cheese on top of it.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Well, there's a really strong way to end the show.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
And I'll probably watch some Showgun Showgun, Yeah, and on
Disney Plus Disney Plus, probably do a bit of reading.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Can we just wrap like nice and snappy to finish
the show? Otherwise it's just.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
A real and then I'll go to Beano. I feel
I'm trying to stay up later at the moment because
if I go to bed too early, I wake up
way too early.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yeah, my dad is having that same issue. We'll be
back again tomorrow for the big show. In the meantime,
check out the podcast. Both for them come out at
seven thirty.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Ah, when you did the breaking news.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Yes, this is breaking news. I know we've already done that,