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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Big Show with Night and Day. Every Tuesday in
June you can enjoy a barista made coffee for just
two dollars.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
And now live from the Lula Linen in Auckland on
the beef.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's the big show on radio.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hoonaki, oh kidding your mad basards.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
It's great to have your company this Friday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
It is the twenty fish of June twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night, Da Day and Yes at
the beautiful Lula in the Vibes Act Harbor.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
And I can tell you what.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
It is, absolutely going off here, feelers. And one of
the reasons, one of the reasons it's going off is
because that's stallion of a man, that a genice of
a man that rogues general known as Mike Minogue is
back on the team.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
How are you, your gorgeous human being, Ye're going pretty grassy.
You're mad dog, your sixth son of it be And
it's an a joy to be back here.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
We've got a massive audience here, absolutely physical be here.
We got Bill and Teered at one table. We've got
Huey Dewey and Louis at the other and between. Then
this is going to be the biggest live show we
have ever done.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Well I knew actually, Margie, you know, walking down to
the bar just before with Old Keyzy there there was
a que going snaking right back up to Queen Street,
and I thought, here we go. We got another dandin
on our hands. But it's going to be a fantastic afternoon.
So if you are in the area, come on down
because we may be able to squeeze you in here.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Kesy you mad bar said, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
A bit pale, actually, mate, everything goods everything all gee.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Everything's goods over here. Everything's all g hoidy j. And
it turns out that mess of que we saw was
actually for the fury.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Actually, just a few bit of Edmond if you don't mind.
If you are coming down to the Viaduct area once
your work finishes at five or whatever, it might be
somewhere to park. Just put into Google Maps Downtown car park.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, it's right next to us.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
It's right next to us. It's a great place to park,
it's cheap, hairs, a little bit of parking chat with
parking Chet.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, it's always a great way to start off at life.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Hey, what's on the show today?

Speaker 7 (02:20):
Man?

Speaker 5 (02:21):
I tell you what, mate, it's a big show. It's
a Friday of course, so the Friday throubber is going
to feature. It feels like ages fellas since we've done that, well,
it just feels like a really really long time.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
That's because last week we did the live show at
field Days that was so in itself was a throbber. Yeah,
so we were like, we don't need.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
To do it.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
So that's why.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Of course, as always we've got five hundred dollars cash
to give away with trade warst of warriors chat, no,
a bit of warriors chat, so much stuff and of
course being a Friday at shout out Friday, so text
us three four eight three if you've got any shout outs,
Oh now this is it. Tune to kick us off,
a bit of pill Jim.

Speaker 8 (02:58):
The whole Acuy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keys.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Indeed the Killers there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
this Friday afternoon live from the Lula and in the
beautiful via Duck and I can tell you it's an
absolutely gorgeous winter's afternoon slash early evening, Fellas. So if
you are in the area, come on down and I'm
sure we can.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Squeeze you in.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, the via duck.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yeah, she's felling up pretty good. It's good to be
beck Fellas. Obviously, I've been away for a couple of days.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
I went down to Ror actually, Jace, your old your
old stomping ground there indeed making place, and lovely ceremony
they had for me. They gave me the keys to
the city. Oh wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said I
was one of your favorite sons. I thought, surely you're
thinking of Jason Nana.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Right.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Oh, I've already got the keys though. Having said that, Magan,
they've changed a lot, Oh do they. Yeah, that's weird
because the last time we were down there, they didn't.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Oh yeah, that's right. So anyway, I got those, which
was really nice.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
But I also when I went down there, I don't
know about you guys, but when I'm staying at a hotel,
I don't trust the pillows. Sometimes you get a good pillow,
but oftentimes you get a very thin pillow, and I
don't like that.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
You don't trust them. I don't trust them.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Sure, so I took my own pillow on this occasion,
and after the ceremony there, I was talking to the wife,
catching up on the day, and I told her that
I had my pillow that I'd taken off our Marit
will be here, and she said, well, just make sure
you don't forget it. And I don't know about you, man,
but it's those kind of comments that really make you
grit your teeth. Yeah, for sure, I'll dig your fingernails

(04:27):
into your knee because the implication there is that I'm
an absolute idiot that's going to take his pillow to
a hotel and then leave it there.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Exactly what I'm saying. Yeah, No, I know exactly what
you're saying, Magan. Do you sort of get those sorts of.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Cost the amount of times that my wife Maad has
said that to me, I could, I'd be a millionaire
if I got.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
A joll off every time she said that to me. Yeah, exactly,
you know what I'm saying, Yeah, yeah, yeah, But.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
I guess I felt like a bit of an idiot
when I did forget it.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I sort of.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
I was about two hundred k's on my way back
to talking there. I was like, shure, and I thought
maybe I should turn around and go and get I
still haven't told my wife, by the way, she doesn't know.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yes, last night I had to sleep.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
On a different pillow and I put my neck out. Yeah,
she was onto something, wasn't she? So what are you
when are you gonna admit this or are you going
to go and try and buy the exact same.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Part to say that the hotel room was broken into
and somebody stole.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
You're just your pillow?

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah, and my toothbrush because I forgot that as well.
Oh my god, yeah I did. I haven't brushed my
teeth be forty eight hours.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
It's all good. Man.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Hey, it's interesting too, just on the pillow front, because
I never used to take my own pillow, but then
I roomed.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
With Keysy once.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, and I saw that he has a propensity for
putting the pillow between his thighs, and it was like.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Ever since then, I've taken my own pillow. Akeasy, yeah, man, Yeah, yeah,
that's true.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's true. Story. And Mike, the thing I'm curious about
is when you took your pillow down, did you put
it inside your suitcase or did you walk through the
lobby of the hotel clutching your pillow with your backpack on.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
I walked through the lobby clutching my pill but also
I'm dragging a suitcase. You're right, yeah, yeah, and that's
actually oh yeah, we won't get into the color of
my sheets.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
But yeah, it wasn't particularly clean.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
But unsurprisingly, I also haven't had a phone call from
the hotel to say that I left it behind. And
I bet off I wrang them up. What would they say,
I haven't seen it. Yeah, I haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Did you label it MOGGI?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, it's got MOGGI written on.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
It's the sweet Hey, let's get back to the chans
of it in excessfully.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Get those shout outs coming on three four A three.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Two, keep the shouts coming three for three, plenty of
night and day vouchers to give away, and don't forget.
We are at the Lula Inn on the Auckland Via
Ducks Park at the Downtown car Park, and we'll see
it shortly because it is blumping the.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Just indeed hold there on the radio, Holdankee Big Show
this year. Yeah, boy, it is going off hevid.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
If you are in the area. Come to the lula
and I'm sure we can squeeze you. And somehow I feelings.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
Most people here can't clap because they're all holding two glasses.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah, hey, it is a Friday, so he did ask
for shout outs.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
What are we looking at their keysy?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Just quickly a bit more Admund lula inners at the
Auckland Viaduct, So come on down. And secondly, the text
number is three four eight three. Here's a text.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
From Dean Lonigan.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, good a fellers. Dean Lonagan here. Shout out to
my driver Ivan from Alaska Interior Constructions, you the man?
Yeah great, yeah, yeah. Here's a text from Big Dells,
Big Dells. Yeah, shout out to the Backbone fellers at
PD Builders. Oh yeah, good a Flowers.

Speaker 9 (07:39):
Jesse here, ah, Jesse Mulligan, Nah, shout out to the
flowers at PD Builders, same place, actually working on the
castle down in central Backbones.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Actually, this is a great one. This is from someone
called k Z. All right, hey, Flowers, I thought, given
it's a Friday and you guys are on a massive
bender right now, it would be good to hear some
Connie chat from Pugsan. Can you get him on.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, yeah, we'll do our best.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Hey, Now, today's been a very special day for Radio Hodaki.
It's been the Big Bender today and I've just seen
Angie from Radio Hodaki come to come in to the
bar and I Angie was giving a tutorial on the
pole there and I was gutted fellas to miss that
because I've been working hard on the pole. Yeah, and

(08:28):
I was ready to really struts stuff and show my wares,
but unfortunately we ran out of time.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
For old Hoodie j.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
Yeah, well what did you get involved in because it's
been a bloody long day.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
It's been a long day. Well, Kezy and I and
the team we got to walk on the roof of
Eden Park. It was a pretty special Mogi.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yeah, that was That was sensational, wasn't it, Keysy.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
It was sensation. It's been an excellent day actually, thanks
so mates at Big Ben Pies started with everyone boarding
the Bender bust. There was nine am on the dots.
It was about we had a drag queen Keith Mean
who came on handed out pies and sort of said
us send us on our way. We went and played
poker and Kiwi pong at Lucy's, which is a bar

(09:09):
here in Auckland.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
And people were hogging into it pretty early. Went there.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
There was I saw coffee's jays, I just had a coffee. Yeah,
I mean there's days but people were drinking bubbles, beers.
There was espresso martinis.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
So it's it's been a long road between here and there.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Absolutely. My favorite part about that it was just so responsible.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah. Everyone of course always responsibly keasy.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
And from what I've heard, the four people that have
been on the bus with us all day, they're still
very responsible, some more than others. Yeah, some of them
are very responsible, very much.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
So just another reminder if you are at the viaduct,
come on down to the Lula and and say get
out of the fellas on the Big Show. Hey coming
up next of course your chance to win five hundred
buck how good, good doll up of cash fellows.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Oh love my coffee, Thanks Punson.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
The whole Iky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hduky.

Speaker 10 (10:02):
Tools down and linz Off. It's super liquor. Trade was
time time to spend with love.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Trade indeed, trade against trade. Trade was five hundred bucks
cash fe owls.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Who doesn't want that? On a Friday Afternoon's.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Bloody good eating, isn't it any day of the week,
but particularly on a Friday.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yeah, absolutely so good.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Thanks so mates, it's super liquor.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Hey h no, you ready to spin the wheel? They're
keasy to find out what trades we're dealing with here.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, I see we've brought the wheel down.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah we did.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Couldn't we just get Dilly in the other studio to
do it?

Speaker 5 (10:38):
No, No, we thought it was important for you to
practice your wheel spinning.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Actually, yeah, we are down at the Lula and Auckland
vida't come on down, it's going off sure, all right,
So we're gonna spin it twice. Pick two trades. If
you are one of those trades, give us a call
eight hundred hodukey.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, man, fire away, kesy give it dearth mate. Here
we go, Fedeck.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
But I spun it as hard as I could. Everyone
here at the Lula had witnessed me spin it, and
I really gave it death.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
But as I say, it's so weird with the massive
wrists that you actually have, that you do such a
limp wristed spend.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
But what are we dealing with? What do we got there?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
This is Tyler?

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Okay, So if you're a Tyler, give us a call
now on eight hundred hold Aki, or if you're called Tyler, was.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
The hell work?

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
All right? So if your name's Tyler or you are
a Tyler, give us a call now, let's spin it
for a second time. One, two, three, Hey, that's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
That wasn't being kis He's pretty good? Man. Chippy, Oh Chippy.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
So if you're a Chippy or you're called Chippy, give
us a call now on eight hundred hold Aki, and
we'll give away five hundred bucks cash.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
What do we saylow?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Do is that thanks to super Liquid?

Speaker 5 (11:52):
That is.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
That? Fellas? It's get into a tune, shall we? What
are we going into?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Jays, I can't see because you've tottooed with the bladd.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
You're going blind man?

Speaker 9 (12:04):
Right?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
It cher.

Speaker 8 (12:08):
The whole Acky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keysy.

Speaker 10 (12:15):
Let's go to the trade was super Liquor scoreboard.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yes, indeed, your chance to win five hundred dollars cash
thanks to betrade me competition.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
So got my wire, caught my For those that are glasses, those.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
That aren't down here right now at the Lula and
Auckland Viaduct. Hoidy Jay's put his glasses on after his
headphones and now has a wire in the middle of
his glasses.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
And that completely threw him off. And he was meant
to say thanks to super Liquor.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, thanks to supers to that. Now we've got Simon,
who's a chippy on the line. Simon your ma advisit
Hell's life?

Speaker 6 (12:55):
You thanks boy yourself?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah? Mate? Yeer good? How's business man? Yeah? Yeah, good
on you your massive backbone.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
And we've got old Haido who's a tyler hatero your
mad barstard?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
How's life?

Speaker 11 (13:14):
Hey, guys, it's Big Dilly here with los Hater. We're
just trying to get them.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Back just two seconds, okay.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
All right man, you can just sort of by time here,
big Dilly while you try and get Hado back on it.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
We've gotta have questions sorted out by the way, fellas.

Speaker 11 (13:27):
Yeah, we've got all right, We've got Hato back guys.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Oh yeah, Hedo you mold. How's life oh stunning?

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah, good on you mate. How's the tiling business going?

Speaker 7 (13:38):
Fell?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Just a thought, how do we know that these people
are actually the trades they say they.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Are because they're backbone. Yeah cool, No one would lie
on this show, key you, that's a good point.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Actually, all right, fellas, this is how it works. We
ask three questions, the first to two. When's five hundred
bucks cash?

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Now? Also?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Also yes, they say their trades is their buzzer.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
I was just about to say that because I just
don't want you to forget Jason. No, that's all good.
All right. Are you ready to go, fellows that you're
locked and loaded? Oh yeah, Mogi, do you want to
ask the first question?

Speaker 6 (14:15):
You're ready there, fellas, here we go. What temperature does
water freezer?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Tyler? Haido zero? So good? Too good? Alright, fellows, here's
your next question. How long is an Olympic swimming pool? Yes?

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Yes, simon, ah your turn keyzy.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
All right, fellas, this is for five hundred dollars thanks
to super Liquor. The Huducky Big Show is Puddy j
Minoggio and who.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Ah, Haido smite.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
That's heard. I'm seeing correct. You just got five hundred
bucks thanks to.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
See how good man. Hey, tell us, Hayter, what are
you gonna do with that five hundred bucks? Mate? Maybe
shout your mates a few.

Speaker 10 (15:14):
Beasies, couple of those and straighter cleaner than Ailey.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Then now you're talking, and I tell you what. You
can turn up to work on Monday morning and what
can you do, Magie.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
You go up to your boss and you, mate, look
him in the iron, tell him to stick it where
the sun don't shine, because you, my friend, are rich rich.

Speaker 8 (15:33):
Oh yeah, big steamer on the deer.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, we'll just do a big steamer on the decks.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
So hey, we'll chuck you over the big dilly mate,
he'll sort you out. Well done, makes okay.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Because it's so good. Thanks super Liqua. You guys can
on a big tune?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yeah, man, oh yeah, what you got?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's playing now? Nirvana smells like teen spirits.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Oh yeah cool.

Speaker 8 (15:54):
The whole Rocky b Show week days from four on
Radio Hurrachy shit.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
John Biddy There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Friday afternoon, live from the Lula and at the Van Arte.
If you're in the area, I'll tell you what, boy,
oh boy, is it going off? Come on down though,
because I'm sure we can squeeze some more people in here.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Fellers. What do you say?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, totally, Jase, Hey, which Viaduct?

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Is it pardon?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
In which city?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Auckland?

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Just before we get into your gig last night, by
the way, Casey, a massive amount of texts coming in
on three four eight three for Connie Chat So pack
San will be doing maybe Connie Chat about about five
thirty this afternoon, so stand by for that now, Keezy,
I understand you had another professional comedy gig last night, mate, how.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Did you go well? When I first started doing comedy
a few comics.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
You're just an old hands mate, Okay.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
When I first started a few older comics basically said
you have to do your time to do some terrible gigs.
You have to learn what it's like to bomb.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
And you've done that.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, yeah, I know you want to do that at
least thirty times. So I've still got about twenty five left,
which is good. Last night it was an audience that
no one listened to Radio hduky Yeah, which was great.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah, So it was a kind of real audience in
many respects.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Are you saying that ducky listeners are.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Well, they can be a little bit biased.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
Well, they could give you a leg up, but yeah,
you and love you, Kezy as our audience does.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
They love you.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Okay, Yeah, it doesn't seem like that when I read
the text machine.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
But all good.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
And so the audience was also half full. It was
pretty quiet.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Oh yes, I was.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
They knew you were coming, well, they did know I
was coming. And let's just say it didn't have a
positive fit on ticket sales. And I was also sick
and to last. So I sat there and watched as
better comics than I got up there and sort of
made people moderately giggle at best. Yeah, And so I
had about five beers and I was like, right, let's
do this. Got up there, moderate giggles, nothing major at all. Yeah,

(18:03):
seven And at points where I was just like do
I just wrap it up now? Or do I get off?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Like?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Or do I keep going?

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Kept going? You know, me did the set, hopped off,
had another beer and was just like, okay, that's what
it's like to be in a tough crowd.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
Well, so you'll know better than me, mate, because you
did many many years as as a comic. A lot
of gigs, yes, up and down the width and breath
of this great country of ours. And I believe that
the correct terminology for a gig like that, it's you
eat your balls, Is that right?

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yes, you eat your balls.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
And interestingly enough, Keysy, I had a mate that was
actually at the gig. Oh yeah, yeah, because well I
actually asked, because he lives in that area.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
I asked if he could go along and just watch
and see how you how you went. Here's some of
the stuff he sent me.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
I've shortened it because it was quite elongated train wreck.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
So when you said, what did you what did you
shorten that down from?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Oh? It was a whole sentence about your career ending.
At one point he said, I just can't watch this anymore. Catastrophic,
no coming back from here. So yeah, but you're right, Keysy,
I mean you have to bomb a little bit to
become a pro.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
I never did.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Strangely enough, I never did bomb. I was always killing
wherever I did a gig. But I've heard that bombing
is really good in terms of, you know, toughtening you
up as a stand up. Right, So you've never bombed, No,
I've never bombed. You've eaten heaps of balls that way.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Yeah, I've eaten a few balls in my time, that's true. Yeah,
mostly cheese balls, Yeah, mostly cheese.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Well, look there's been the on occasion where I've ended
up with a human ball in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
You know, these things happen.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Wait, I'm sorry, I thought I was using the term
as in comedy speaking literally.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Oh yeah, No, I've literally had human balls in my mouth.
Now listen coming up because.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
There's a fry and because there's.

Speaker 10 (20:01):
Such a good party five going on.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Of course a big show Friday Thriber after five o'clock,
stay tuned.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
It's the Holacky Big Shows Friday Rover.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yes, it is, welcome back to the Big Show live
from the Lula and at the Vazak Harbor here at
an Auckland City. If you're in the area, come on
down and say Gooday Now, Radio Hodaki has been having
a big bender all day, heaven't we fellas? And with
that in mind, the theme for today's Friday Thribber is
the Big Bender.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
A tune for a big bender.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's right, the Big Bend. All things that mates at
Big Ben Pies is your best friend. When if you're
having a bender, don't forget to call on O one
hundred hadarky and vote for which song you would like
to hear played in full. I don't have the scoreboard
in front of me at the moment.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
If you just find that for us, I think it's
about Mogi's about eight hundred keys, He's about four, and
Hoodie J's yet to register with eight asterixes.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, that sounds about right.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Yeah, speaking of the big ben pines. By the way,
I've had about ten of the bastards today. How many
of you put away today?

Speaker 6 (21:20):
There are six big beans and five of them are
being cold, and even cold, they're bloody, They're bloody good.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
I had one frozen. No, it was hot, it was good.
It was the score Currently, Moggi's on six, Keys's on five,
Jason's on four with three asterixes, and Hugs is on one.
Somehow he's only do on one. So shall we get
straight into it, Jason.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
I can't wait to see what your idea of a
big bender tune, Isy j.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Yeah, well, this is a sort of tune if I'm
on a bend, you know, and I'm lying on the
couch and my andies, you know, sort of dribbling all
over the place after a big bender.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
This is a sort of tune. I want to turn
up real loud and just boogie too. Play it will you,
big dilly?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
You picked the good part of the song.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
For you just from a hard man.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oh yeah this is not the.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, I know, hey man, you're not gonna iron Man? Yeah,
iron Man by Black Sabbaths. Yeah, it's a very slow start.
Did you do that delivery? But four five buns? Oh
that's hard payback for Connie.

Speaker 11 (22:36):
Shit right, you are a marked man, Pattan But.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Anyway, tune, that is a tune. It's a shame it
sounded real ship just then. So my bended tune? Is
this one here made right here in New Zealand?

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, Oka is already making numbers. Who's lost speech? It's
a saki bomb from the D four. You know you
have a saki bomb if you're on a bend.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I've probably heard that a thousand times. You're the man.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
You've heard it more than anyone else. You're the man.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Let's play MOGGI sup throwing now? But a bone to pick?

Speaker 11 (23:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Feel good Ahead of the Summer by Queens of the
Stone Age.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Niccotine value and biking in marijuana used to see an
alcohol cocaine responsibly responsibly.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, yah, so good.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Well here's the thing you're seeing and you decide give
us a call right now on eight hundreds hod I
can remember Black Sabbath a.

Speaker 8 (23:43):
S Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
It's the hole Big Shows Friday Thrommer.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Yes, And just in case you're wondering, by the way,
what was the idea behind the Friday throber?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
What is really to kick your Friday night off?

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Wasn't it Mogi heading into You know, if you're thinking
of having a been responsibly obviously you start.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
On the Friday and just cat you don't land the
plane through the weekend.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
Exactly right in this one song will give you enough
energy to do that for seventy two hours?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Absolutely? I've been stitched up yet again by PUDs Jason.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Just wait, if you're in the area, Lula and Auckland
bider to come on down the Big Show's lives.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Hang on a minute, mate, I just want to say,
Jason has been wronged yet again on the show.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
So just listen to this everyone, So you go, Jake.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
I've been stitched up again by Pudson who I gave
him a tune with plenty of time despair, and I
gave him an exact time to play it from, and
he played it from the most half fast spot I
either beginning, but anyway, here it is flex Sabbath.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Shan yeah man tune.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
It just gets better from here, all right, thankspectly. So
that's Jace's choice, some random drumming with one guitar strum.
My choice was made right here in New Zealand. Pave
this tune. It's a deep four sucking bob. What I

(25:31):
did there was pet from a good point. It from
a good also, that's the true The start of my
song's good, and it goes good. It stays good the
whole way through.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Yes, about a minute thirty that one day. It's ninety
second tune, so it doesn't have time to stuff up.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
And I've gone with feel good ahead of the Summer
from Queens of the Stone Age.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Responsible.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
This has got it.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
This has got the stench of another movie. You win
to me, But let's go to the phone lines. Been
your mad bastard, Hell's live.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
That's going pretty good. So that's how you doing?

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, good things? Ben? What are you running? With mate.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I'm gonna go with old Jay boy.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
It'll be my one good vote for you. There, Jack,
your mad bastard hell's life pretty good?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
It oys pretty good?

Speaker 6 (26:26):
What do you do for a crustier fellah track operator?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
All right Jack? What are you running with? Mates? But
the hard, hard stuff? Come on, man, yeah, the hard stuff,
all right?

Speaker 6 (26:40):
Miss nickten Vellium voking marijuana.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Instously and alcohol. Good on your mate. Yeah, that's another
one for.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Jays. So it's one vote for Jason, one vote for
old Mogi. Then let's go to the next caller.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Good a, Dan, your mad bastard hell's life pretty yeah?
Good on your mate? Yeah, good things, mate. What do
you do for a crust teacher?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
All right, Dan? What are you going with? Mate?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Going for the valley resident? Old monkeysy ah?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Three apiece?

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Okay, okay, Curt your mad passing Hou's live?

Speaker 10 (27:27):
Not too bad things?

Speaker 9 (27:28):
What do j How are you? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (27:30):
Good?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I'm good, thanks, Kurt. What do you do for a
crust I'm a property manager, mate?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Oh oh no, bat yeah, okay, Kurt. Put us out
of our misery.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Mate. What are you running with? Oh that's a lot appreciative,
but I gotta stick with Queens of the Stone Age, mate, Yeah,
that is a tune.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Or Jason, you know what, you would have won it,
but you just needed to start that song from a place.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
To be fair, and it's a tune. This plan woud
Why don't we.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Queens feel Good Head of the Summer.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Big Show podcast is indeed feel good hit of the Summer.
There is your Friday throbber.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Well just ma that is that is.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
That's a bender throbber. Yeah, man, so that means that Mike,
you're now way out in front. Two winds clear of myself,
four winds clear of Hoidy j So, by the way,
if you're listening and you think it sounds different, because
we're actually at the Lula Inn, which is a fantastic
bar down on the Viaduct. It is the conclusion to
our Big Bender WHI has been happening all day thanks

(28:41):
to Big Bend Pie. So if you're keen to come
along and see the live show, come on down.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah bloody good.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Hey, just further to your acting career, Kesey, of course,
Jase your your Keysy's agent. Yeah, and we're struggling to
book any jobs for Kezy, so we're trying to upscal them,
aren't we We are. Yes, we're doing some improvisational workshops
with Kezy and we're hoping that by working with the
best in the business, i e.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Hordy J, he's going to get better.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
So when you go out on these auditions, keys and
you're going to absolutely knock it out of the park,
right all right, So we thought we'd do another one
here today and improv and improv yeah, and just do
a little scene for you.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah, you'll see how we go.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
So really we've had this one emailed through to us
and it's quite good given we're right on the water here. Okay,
you're ready, you guys ready, yeah, man, Okay. The year
is eighteen thirty two. Captain Hoidy J is pulling away
from port and his merchant ship when all of a
sudden he hears a wheezy cough coming from under a

(29:39):
pile of sales.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
He are what suddenfernal noise? He uncovers.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
He takes the sales off, and a sickly Keysy is
found stowing away.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
He hasn't paid for this trip, sir.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
I'm so sorry. I've got nowhere else to go.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
What do you think you're playing? Out boy like naked
and my vessel am I naked?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I thought I had clothes.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
How did you get a born? That's what I want
to know.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I'm sorry, sir, I snuck home when you had your.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Back to me. South African ecient.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
We'll I tell you what. No one has a free
trip on my vessels. You're gonna have to pay your way,
young fella. And there's only one way to pay your
way when you've gotten that cash.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
What what do you dog in the bit?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Are you suggesting some kind of exchange of labor or time?

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I see you've got a wound there as well. Let's
take a look at your wound.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Ah, I do have a wound.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
There will be there will be some labor for you. Ah,
I'm it's gonna be physical labor. I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Oh why I can't he wait to get stuck in?
Is it like scrubbing the dicks and that sort of
thing all of a sudden, Captain Hoidy Jake, it's.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
A mess of ranger. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Ah, you can start by scrubbing the ducks, getting down on.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Your hands and knees by and start scrubbing same saying,
let's just really good. Thank you?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Can I just quit? Were you saying scrubbing the dicks?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Wow? Yeah kind of?

Speaker 7 (31:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yes, how was that though? That was all right? Really good.
I've got to work on a Scottish accent. Yeah, I
was impressed by that.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Okay, thank you? This muse uh what and muss?

Speaker 10 (31:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Actually, big show with Jason my Key tune in week
days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Jokes Here on the Radio ho Ucky Big show this
Friday afternoon, live from the Lula in at the Vinduct,
Tabor and Orbland. If you're in the area, come on down.
We'll squeeze you in. No worries at all. Hey now
I'm massive sporting weekend ahead, So let's kick into this,
shall we?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Time to chant footy with me?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Keezy?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
What are the Warriors up to?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
That's not yellow bet crass.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
It's really funny stuff, guys, donkey porn. Look at you
genuinely giggling to yourself after saying the monkey Paul. Anyway,
this is meant to be a highly professional Warriors segment.
Of course, the Warriors versus the Titans, the biggest game
of footy on this weekend.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Yeah, yeah, I've got to say mogie and I are
out the front before having a Darry. He's got some concerns,
don't you, moogie. See you've got a feeling in your
gut about this game.

Speaker 6 (33:01):
It's got a bit of bad juju round it, this one.
And of course we got ambush last time, didn't we
keys exact day? Yeah, we got smoked by the Titans
in the end, if I remember correctly, we got out
to one of our healthy leads. And of course that's
never a good sign. When the Warriors get out to
a healthy lead, you guarantee the loss. And pretty much
I've got a bit of a vibe about this one.
For Feeder, I thinks back from injury as well.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
So yep, Sue Day for Feeder. For the Titans, he
is their entire franchise. And the thing that happened on
Anzac Day was the Titans are a confidence team. They
can either be terrible or if they score a try
and sort of a scuts way, their tails are up
and they will pile on the points. However, they lost
the Tigers. They are bottom of the table, second from
the bottom. We should absolutely cream them. I'm circling this

(33:43):
game because if we do not win this we are
running out of games. To actually get into the top eight,
we need to win seventy percent of our game.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Where are we at at the moment, Felers, because we
were teenth, oh we're twelfth.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
Now twel to be fair, if you're going to lose
the Titans twice in the season, you don't you don't
deserve to be in the eight at all.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
So look that we've got some people missing, right, So
Delment in our right winger is out for that Steve
at yellow card he gave away at the weekend, replacing
him as course he he is sort of just someone
who plugs a gap when we need him to. He
can tackle, he can catch, He's he's nothing massively, sort

(34:24):
of polished at the stage in his young explosive explosive.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
He generally got a couple of errors in him as well.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
He's a young feller as well. However, on the right
side joining him in place of rock o'berry is the one,
the only Roger two e bus a sheck. So to
see him on the right side for the Warriors, that
potent right side. Hopefully we're going to see old rts
come in and score heaps of points.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
A Flowers, that's a dream and then of course we
need to see to Mighty Mardin and the Shawn Johnson
combination work a bit better than it did last week.
We should smoke them despite the fact that we've got
two players out to origin Kirk Cape and Mit who's
probably not even going to get to play. But both
those guys are out as well. But I'm hoping we
should win Ongoing Warriors fifty.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Nil Wow, I'm going to go waz fifty to six.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I'm going to go Titans. But twenty five The.

Speaker 8 (35:18):
Whole Laky Big Show wed days from four on Radio
Hodaks and.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
The Chemical Brothers there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
this Friday afternoon, alive from the Lula and at the
Vianzac Tabor here at Auckland City. If you are in
the area, come on down say good ay. Now, I
don't know about you, fellas. I've always found the Chemical
Brothers very yummy boys. Oh yeah, and we have a
very very very special treat tonight. Yamy Boy, a very

(35:45):
yummy boy himself, our one and only pagsn is going
to be doing a yummy boy sit after the Big show.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Pag San tell us all about it, mate.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
Good fellas is that coming through all yeah, right, yeah, look, no,
I'm really excited. It's not just me though, so good
in turn, Dilly he already carrying the team one hundred
and ten percent. So if you're at the Lula in
which you should come down by the way, you'll see
there's a big set of DJ decks there that neither
of us have encountered before that we're going to.

Speaker 11 (36:14):
Have a real good time having a crack playing some tunes.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
That's right, because it's it's DJ Big Dilly and DJ
Pugshn and together you are the Hodak Yummy Boys.

Speaker 11 (36:22):
Yeah, yeah, we get really yummy women of the women together.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
So that's right.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
And so for people that don't know what Yummy Boys is,
can you describe the sort of genre of music you're
going to be playing?

Speaker 7 (36:30):
So for content, so talked about this on the show
a little bit earlier in the week. Jace used to
talk about his blue light discos that had frequent where
there was an effeminate owner of a club that we
talk about walking around shirtless with a couple of bottles
and saying yeah was And thus, any song that doesn't
use real instruments, or any song that's remotely electronic.

Speaker 11 (36:50):
We would say, is yummy boy?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, just to clarify that it wasn't blue light discos.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Was they were pretty Actually at the later night club
back they were yummy were say adult nightclub, I mean
your standy nightclub, not your sort of high school sort
of blue light sort of scenario.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I wouldn't want to, you know, have some lovely flowers.
The good thing about this is if this goes really well,
then they yummy boys could really become a thing. It
could be a sort of thing that we tack on
to the back end of a live show.

Speaker 11 (37:19):
You know, I love hanging out of the back end,
so it'd be great.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Absolutely, we're just on that. No, no, okay, don't worry
about it.

Speaker 11 (37:26):
Sweet yeah yeah nah.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Back and relax because it's time for college checks.

Speaker 11 (37:33):
I knew, I knew.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
I feel like I'm the way that I'm standing for God,
for people that are just listening at home.

Speaker 11 (37:44):
I feel like I'm standing about to do a teed
talk on propylectics.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
The way that I'm standing on the stage with no
actual microphone.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
What we say.

Speaker 11 (37:52):
Nothing to say about Connie.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
We were told that you were going to do a
sort of ted talk about propilect.

Speaker 11 (37:57):
I don't know who told you that, because it wasn't
anybody here.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
So, given we are dealing with the big Bender and
when you're going out for a humonger's weekend, what is
the best condon to run with the pugs?

Speaker 7 (38:09):
I wouldn't say there is the best condon to run
with on a long weekend. Like I just say, the
longer the bender, the more condoms you take with you.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Can I can? I say so when you're when you're
on a bend, Yeah yeah, all those benders? Yeah yeah, yeah,
I mean how many? How many would you take on
a bender weekend?

Speaker 11 (38:28):
This was probably the fourth time we've got into this chase.
I don't like to get into the actual numbers. I
don't like to get into the actual numbers, sure, just
because you know, it's not about that. It's never about
the numbers. It's about what feels right for you when
it comes.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Just we've got a we've got a tix here on
three four eight three question, sure, yeah, Connie chat with PUGSN.
This is a question from Conrad Dom Connie Red. He
just goes by con Condon wants to know get a PUGSN.
What are the other brands that I should look into
when it comes to rubber Joey's, because everywhere I go
it just seems to be Jurix. Cheers, that's from connreks.

Speaker 11 (39:14):
Are you gonna sorry, j J No, no, you take
it away, man.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
It's all good, Hey, Pell, you are totally right, mate,
this is your thing.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
It's all good man.

Speaker 11 (39:25):
All I'd say is just try and try and try.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
What's right for you. How's that?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
There you go? Just another great episode of Connie chap As.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
Just a massive apology to the cocktail making classes happening
at the back of the.

Speaker 11 (39:39):
Venue right now with no separation between men and us.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
That is a curtain. They're pugs, oh sweet and narillied
Connie chat.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Connie is like a curtain, whally, isn't it? Yeah, like
a feed through curtains.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
See through curtain, Yeah, see through flavored red the curtain.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in we days before.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Indeed Blue there on the radio Hodaki Big Show this
Friday evening now at the Lula in at the Viaducts
Harbor in Auckland City. If you're in the area, come
on down and have a good term. Speaking of good times,
it's the big bender today for Radio Hodaki. We had
a day on a bender basically and Kezy and im
Ogi got to go to the Great Eden Park today

(40:24):
you do.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
And speaking of the Great.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Eden Park, a huge match tomorrow, the final of the
Super Rugby. Yes, the Chiefs v the Blues.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
Your thoughts well, years a lot of support here for
the Blues of course, Blues country.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
As they call it.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
It's hard for me to say I haven't watched a lot.
I mean I've watched a lot, but not a hell
of a lot of rugby this year. But the sort
of vibe there is. You could have the Chiefs coming
to score the party. Although I am saying that I
suffered a pretty hearty injury last week with an all
black going down. Yes, there could harm the chances, you
never know. It feels like it's one of those ones
that could go either way. Keys, are your thoughts made?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Oh one?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Was that on your thoughts?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Well, here's the interesting thing. I found out an interesting.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Fact about one of the Radio hoduky staff today with
regards to the rugby, our very own Kate Britain.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
He sort of runs all of our marketing and all
that sort of jazz.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Does a great job too, does a great job. She
used to be a cheerleader for the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I did not know that.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
And apparently they're having a big reunion of.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Cheerleaders and she asks if I'd like to come along
and sort of mc their evening. I said, shit, yere evening. Yeah,
an evening of cheerleaders. I said, I'd be dead key.
And she said, what would you expect to be paid?
No payment, Man, that's a freebie for.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Old corny jney. Yeah, but I'll tell you, I'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
I think it is going to be a doozy of
the battle, the Chiefs coming into form just at the
right time at the end of the season.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Blue has been pretty strong all year.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
It's going to be a right great local derby and
a great way to finish the super competition.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
What's your score? Predicted the brother.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Ah, I'm gonna go Warriors fifty tight and six.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Nice, nice j I think about it. The Chiefs by five,
the Chiefs by five.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Sorry, hang on, I don't know anything about Super rugby anymore,
But aren't the Chiefs definitely not the favorites.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
They're definitely not the favorite, So what's making you do that?
Because they're coming into form at the end of the season.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Beauty CAZy, they definitely weren't the favorites last week.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Can say that this is a beauty of sport. Kezy, Okay,
you never know.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
What's your score prediction?

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Uh okay, it's Led Zeppelin, Yes, indeed Lead Zipplin.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
There on the radio, Honarky Big shows this Friday evening
live from the Lula in at the Viada Tabor and
Aubland City. Coming up after six o'clock as always, What's
on the TV with Mike Minogue And we've missed you
in Mogi. Yeah, with What's on the TV even though
your TV hasn't even been put up in your new
house or anything, even though you're not really watching any TV. God,

(43:18):
we've missed you. For What's on the TV with Mike Minogue.
Also coming up after six, What's for Tea with me?
Keep yallow that crash monkey, So make sure you send
in all your texts on three four A three and

(43:38):
everyone that does that go to the drawer for a
fifty dollars night.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Dave Voucher.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yes, Kezy, Oh, it's pretty much just gonna say all
that stuff. Yeah, seeing what you're having for dinner? At
three four eight three, you could win a voucher and
we'll get into that after six Beautiful.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
The hold Ikee Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hoday.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
And now live from the Lula in Auckland on the
It's the Big Show on Radio Hoover Kid.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Yes, indeed, it is the Big Show, brought to you
by Night.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
How good.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
That's how you do it, hey, fellers, Can I just
quickly while we're on nine and day?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah? Sure, man.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Can I just come in and just give another plug
for the old what's on? What's on the tea?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Wait? Now, what is it?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
What's for Tea New Zealand with me Keyzy?

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Three four eight three sticks through right now, three four
eight three. What you're having for dinner? We've got a
stack of fifty on Night and Day vouches to give away,
So get stuck in and just for all.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
The people that are out there and they're thinking, oh,
should I come down? Should I not come down?

Speaker 5 (44:51):
We're still in another hour of the show to go,
and I want to air We're gonna have a big
dance off at the end of it with the yummy
boys from Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Absolutely we are in Grid.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
I say as well, if you're a single lady and
you're looking to find yourself a hammered twenty five year old,
we've got dozens upon dozens of responsibly of course, can
I just.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Say, Can I just say, fellas best best out of
the show is six till seven. So you want to
come down to lul on Auckland's Violince, Yeah? Actually, could
I just say one more thing?

Speaker 10 (45:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:20):
You can say one more Thing's one more?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Don't forget three, four, eight threes and able to text
up next? What's for Tea New Zealand with me Kesey.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
In the meantime, he's the back Keees, the what the Blacks, the.

Speaker 8 (45:33):
Whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keys is.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Indeed the naked and famous there on the Radio Hodarky
Big Show from the Lula in the Tabor here in
Open City. If you're in the area, come and say good,
I'll tell you what fellas. Oh pudsn's going off. People
loving the Connie Jet's He's signing so many chests and
all that sort of stuff. He is a celebrity.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
And just just stay.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Just to remind too.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
By the way, when Punksan and Big Delly do the
Yummy Boys, they'll be handing out free connies for anyone
that meets it.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
So, by the way, if anyone is listening and doesn't
know who Big Dilly is or what Yummy Boys is,
Pugsan and Big Dilly aka the Hdaki Yummy Boys are
going to be doing a DJ set after our live
show here at the Lula, and so do come on down.
Usually at this point in time we would do what's
for tea news the other with me Kezy, shall we
do that? Or shall we do another Connie chat? I

(46:41):
think it's time for oh you hey, guys text here
from Steve.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
What's with me?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Kick Crass? Just think man, our show is really random. Yeah,
often that entire last minute of radio makes no sense.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Just on that.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
By the way, what no I was just going to
say to Mogi because you've been away for a few days.
I think I think oh Keesy has come to a
few realizations on that front.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Read the Monkey Pawn and he's just going to dial
it back a bit o kill Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Yeah, and he's asked if we could support him in
that later, you know, just off the here and yeah, yeah,
but anyway, what.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
For tea with me?

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Keeessy yellow wheeze than monkey.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
We're like two minutes thirty into this break and I
haven't even read a single text yet. Here's one on
three four eight three good a Fleller's Shaniqua here, Shaniqua. Yeah, yes,
big Shaniqua. O'Neill. I want to have some wheezy keezes
for tea tonight.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
Okay, yeah, okay, cool with a lemon test with a
crack pepper, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Good a Flellers bread here, yeah bread one yeah from Snatch, okay,
pan Harry from Snatch. Tonight, I'm having shapes for dinner, Chidder.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
You're gonna go pizza for the shapes. I prefer cheese
and bacon.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Cheese and bacon, a little bit of yeah cool, I
like barbecue. Goodday, fellers. My wife and I are staying
in Frankton tonight. My wife, so we're gonna have some
have some pub grub and a few beersies. And that's from.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Robert Robert de Niro, that's from Redford.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
It's from Robert de Niro.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Robert de Niro. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Yeah, So if you're in the Frankton area, here's another
text on three four eight three good a flellers How
that's a Connie chair.

Speaker 8 (49:01):
Okay, The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Used to do the cure there on the Radio Hodiche
Big Show.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
There's Friday Evening live from the Lula in the Viajac
Table and Orphan that's going off the I'll tell you
what fellows.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
People are warming up, that's for sure.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
And I think by the time we get to the
Yummy Boys Sitch, she's going to be really pumping.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
I'm ready for a dance, man, you know, I'm for
a dance. I've heard one of those weeks where I'm
just really to dance. My key is away, brother, I
had you drop me on the D floor.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
They joy. I know you're a fan. I'll always join
you on the D floor, Maggie, don't you worry about that.
But right now it's time for What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue. Yeah yeah, ok, yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
This is a hugely popular segment, isn't it. Whey Jones
has taken off. I've been watching a little bit.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
I won't. Got to watch a little bit.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
While I was away, man, I went on too old
Sky television there and I've been watching this rugby league
show called The Ditch.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Oh, yes, The Ditch. It's really bloody good.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
It's it's one of those ones that's kind of like Seinfeld.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
The first season didn't really blow up, but after the
second season, I got they got rid of one of
their hosts.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
I heard about that just recently. Actually, that that very
much what you were saying that the first season kind
of was a slow burner, can I put it that way?
And then they made a few changes in the second
season's just.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Gone a warff Adam. He's a natural in front of
the cameras, isn't he.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah that's been canceled now that's a And for the record,
the first season was excellent because Kezy was hosting it, right, Yeah,
so that's what you're watching it.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I love it, man, I love I can't give you
enough Bleary. Yeah, what have you been watching?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
What did you watch? Key? Last night?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
I watched the documentary okay it was It was a
documentary on Vietnam. I'm looking to maybe go there over
the coming year. Yeah, and it was hour and a
half long. I watched fifteen minutes of it and then
fell asleep. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah that's pretty good. Yeah,
what have you been watching?

Speaker 5 (51:38):
I watched a really interesting film, My Big Lebowski.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, My Big Yeah, the Big Lebowski.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
No, My big Lebowski. Oh yeah yeah I related to it. Man,
What was it about? I was about?

Speaker 5 (51:56):
I don't know if I can say this on are
you probably can't this say about a fella in his
mid forties who.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Was pretty well endowed. Can I put it that way?

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Because they are our kids present just has adventures and
stuff around the place.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
And no, certainly I related related. How long was it?

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
About twelve inches? Oh no you mean ah?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
The run time?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Oh? The runtime? It was about? It was about ninety mins.
I think there a Moogi ninety men waving to the end.
I didn't get to the end how and he watched
about eight minutes? Wait?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
So you didn't even wait for the climax?

Speaker 7 (52:36):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (52:36):
I know there was a climax, right?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Is that the one with Don Goodman in it?

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Yes? Don Goodman? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
A great film. Actually, have you seen it Moogi?

Speaker 5 (52:48):
No?

Speaker 6 (52:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Actually, Kesy you and your wife should watch it tonight.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
Men.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
It's it's a bloody good movie.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
We'll do Jason, I was just wrote by the food
fighters all that's that's fortuitous.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
So good. Big Show Podcast Killers there on the radio.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Radio Hardaki Big Show at the Lula in here at
the Vada Tabora in Auckland, And if you're in the area,
by the way coming down because there's not a lot
of room, but I think we can squeeze you into
watch the First Step or the debut of the Yummy
Boys puts on and Big Dilli from Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Have you got gum in your mouth?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
I can tell.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Yeah, pretty hot. I mean when you're chewing gum man. Yeah. Sorry,
it's my nicoret it's hot. Hey, fowls.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
I was just reading the news today and I found
something that I thought you might find pretty interesting.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Here.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
The headlines is scientists find micro plastics and human penises
for the first time.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Okay, you heard about that.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
No, I don't know if it's the first time they've looked,
but they've found it. Tiny particles, nano particles they're chasing.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Found that.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
So they cut open a human penis and then they
have a little look around in there and there, and
they found some of them, their nano microplassics, in fact,
not the nano's. You want to be happy if you
volunteered for that study, would you.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Know surely the people were you know, passed on? Ah?
I think so.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
Well.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
It doesn't say that here.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
But what it does say is seven different kinds of
microplastics were found, and four out of five samples of
human penises, right, taken from five different men. You'd want
it to take it from five different men, not five
penises from the same blow.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
I'm sort of thinking, what kind of samples are we
talking here?

Speaker 6 (54:43):
Mogi me the microplastics that they're a polymer fragment. You
know this, Jake's you want to be aware.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
It's just that I mean what I mean.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
What I mean specifically is how do you take a
sample of the penis? Do you you slice a couple
of wold?

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Would you would you go?

Speaker 6 (55:00):
Would you slice it like would you get the rings
like chopping up a carrot that way?

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Or would you do a Julien and slice it long way?
My instinct is the Julien, though that could be a
bit bernie.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
It would be really bernie. But you know what, you
get more samples, wouldn't you for your for your dollary?
Of course you could dice it.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
So I'm thinking in terms of like kesy, right, he's
got he's got an over extended for E, so they
might just clip, might just.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Stick to one. I've got a button mushroom, right, I
thought that was my.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Yeah, it's a button mushroom with a massive fury.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
So they just take a little step of that, Mabe.
I'm just curious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well it is pretty interesting.

Speaker 6 (55:45):
And then there it does say that for out of
the five guys used blow up dolls. I don't know
if that's related, right, Yeah, So I'm saying is just
be careful brother?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
All right, I'm sorry. Was this whole article and everything
just a way to stitch me up? With the keys?
He's gont a button mushroom with a mass of foury
and he uses black dog. I feel like if we're
going to stitch someone up, at least we can drag
Pugs over here and play Connie chat.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
It could be related to that. It could be too
much Connie.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
You actually, hey, Pugs are and Pugs Pugs could you come?
I feel like he should? Can you come and comment
on this. Please come on the show, just come on, like,
just comment on it. It's so, what's happened is they've
found microplastics inside a human penis for human.

Speaker 11 (56:35):
I'm listening and I'd just like to say there is
a cocktail class.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Sit back and relax because it's time for Connie chat
with your host.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Laying on us pugs.

Speaker 11 (56:53):
What have you got?

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Baby?

Speaker 11 (56:54):
I thought about micro.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Kind of it's about microplastic. Ah right, yeah, yeah, they
go to the show.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
We've just had a text on three four ah three,
leave Hugson alone?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Oh who was that?

Speaker 11 (57:10):
Seeing the bloody night and day? About you?

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Just in terms of like rebbed con dumbs though, yeah,
what's the thinking behind those?

Speaker 11 (57:20):
What do you mean the thinking?

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Well, you know between your standy Connie and your ribbed Connie.

Speaker 11 (57:25):
Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
What do you mean? Yeah exactly?

Speaker 1 (57:27):
What sorry, what do you mean by that? What is
the what are you asking?

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Why are they putting the ReBs on the Oh?

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Yeah? How long is this?

Speaker 8 (57:36):
This hdarchy big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Well, here you go, ladies and gentlemen, what a show
a fellows?

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Tell you what you've seen flustered Jason. It's like you
just ran in from having a drry and you almost
missed the break.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Yeah, I almost, mister break. No, it was it was
I was having a dirry out the front. There was
one of the punters and he wanted me to put
my cigarette out.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
In his hand. Oh yeah, And I was like, nah,
do I want to put my cigarette out on your hand?

Speaker 10 (58:12):
Man?

Speaker 3 (58:12):
That would you know? That's not cool? Yeah. He grabbed
it anyway and just crushed it in his hands. Oh
stack bone. He is a massive backbone. Yeah. Hey, hey magie,
what's your plans tonight?

Speaker 10 (58:24):
Mate?

Speaker 7 (58:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Great question.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Mana.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
We're down here at Lula Lola Lula Lela in Yeah,
I'm here on the viaduct and orband then dare I'm
absolutely fizzing at the bone because about half an hour give.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Will take, Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
Meant the very first gig for the Yummy Boys, consisting
of Big Billy and Connie Connie Pugs Arn, it's going
to be kicking off down here, and I for one
just cannot wait.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
It's going to be a lot of d's on the
dance for it. Did you bring your dancing shoes?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Magie, I take my shoes off, Yeah, I take my shoes.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Did you bring your hot pants? Moogi? Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah.
It's sweet ass Keezy. You've got that sleepy deli eyed look.
So I don't even feel like I need to ask
you what you're going to be doing for the rest
of the night.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
What do you think I'm going to do?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
I'm just looking at probably a few beersies.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Well yeah, oh sorry, responsibly?

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Oh yeah, responsibly yeah, responsibly obviously.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Well, good shit man.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
To be honest, Jase, I am excited for the debut
of the Hduky Yummy Boys, Big Dilly and Pugson on
the decks here at the Lula and do come down,
to be honest, it's the highlight of the Big Bender
thanks to Big Ben Pies by the way, for one
hell of a day, yeah man. And if you don't
know what the h Daky Yummy Boys are about, it's
basically Pugsart Big Dilly playing electronic music mixed in between

(59:41):
each song, Pugs does Connie Chat yeah yeah, and so
it's basically like an hour it's like a Ted Talk
on Connie's and also music. So it's revolutionary stuff and.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
Just quietly I've heard a rumor that Old Pugsan's going
to break out us a little comedy routine too.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
He's going to do a ten minute sex the interval
and believe you me, it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
It's so good, so good.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
No, but we do want to thank Big Ben Pies
for making this all possible for us.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
It's been it's been an awesome day. We've really enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Thanks to the Lula in for having us, Thanks for
you good Barsons for coming down and saying gooday from
the Big Show team, have a great dance with Old
Pugshan and Big Dilli, have a great Friday night. Thanks
for listening, and we'll be back same time, same place, Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Bye.