June 24, 2024 • 11 mins
On today's Poddy Outro, the fellas have a proper catchup after our live show last week, and talk overstaying our welcome at social events.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Fan of the Hurdarcky Big for a podcast to make
sure you check out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy
on their Instagram at Hodracky Big Show. Fortuing into them
four to seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, thanks man, thanks just giving us all a pin.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah mine's And then he's doing a really racist bow.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah yeah, which is not cool, man, I'm not cool.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
You're a nap A nap I have?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, tell I have yeah, because you do the same
thing my wife does is when she's had a nap,
her eyes look slightly different for like an hour. Yeah yeah,
so you're fresh off a nap a net wish I
wish I could.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I just.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Wish I could, But just doesn't happen for me. Have
you have?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You just don't solve this problem for a mate, Just leave.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
On that front, That's all I've got.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Went to bed on Satday night just so tired, rooted,
woke up.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
From doing what what do we do?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I was just it's been busy, it's a busy week.
Yeah you know what I mean, just stuff, yes.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You know, on the home front as well, and just
tied mentally and stuff moogie and went to bed absolutely
crashed and woke up and went, oh, that was a
good sleep. And it was one thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
How is that?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
And my brain just went And that was me for
the rest of Saturday night. Yeah good from one thirty,
watching Game of Trucks on the couch and smoking darries
not inside, by the way outside when you're going.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
To give up the dirries man, Honestly, it's getting.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Because you're off the now off.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I just don't know why you're still on the man.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
And also this is smoke free in here.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I helped my daughter move that day.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh yeah, so I think you hate.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It when you're volunteer for that shit and then you
arrive and you go, ohh.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I've never helped anyone move before.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Maybe not, that sounds about right.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No one's ever asked me to. The one time I
was going to help someone move, it was maybe Pugs.
I offered up my truck, my trucke for like furniture
shifting purposes, but he was fine because he had his
dad there. It was my closest chance to actually helping
someone move.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Because I remember I remember actually park Sun moving actually
and he had to hire a travel trailer for his
box of Connie boxes of connies.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
That's right, yeah, yeah, and he had to put them
all into one of those was it storage kings? Yeah,
two of those, which was pretty full on. You know
how you can't nap? Yes, what if you didn't have
seventeen coffees?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I don't anymore. I've talked to you about that.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
He's talked to you about that. Man.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I used to have about ten a day. Now I'm
down to three.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
That's not how many red bulls do you have?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
No red bulls?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You have one? On Friday?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I had one, like, very very randomly. I mean we've
talked before, Magie, haven't we about you and I? We
used to hit the old energy drinks quite hard. That's
well out of my life now, well out of my life.
And for me, the red bull occasionally is actually like
the taste of a red bull, and I never agreed
having one.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I wonder if it's caffeine free red bull?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You agree?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Not one single time since I've done the show with you.
Have you ever had one and just shut up afterwards?
I shouldn't have had one.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
That's the whole point. It fires me out.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, fire up in a positive way. It's instantly, Oh man,
I should.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Not have had that.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh god, how was your weekend, Magie?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's good man, Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
So we were up to about one o'clock in the
morning with mum on Friday night. Marge Marge up to
she's in the mid seventies now and she was up
with us having a drink till all ours. It was
bloody good, a lot of laughing, had a great time.
And then we had the kid's birthday on Sunday. There, Yeah,
that was that was great. Kids at the ball. I
(04:12):
don't think I said a word to her all day. Yeah,
Like she just got into the party and that was it.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Just hang out with their mates. Blood Is that your
place at our place? Yep.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Then we fed the kids up on all the things
you feed kids up on at a birthday party, and
then just got all the.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Adults on the pass.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Why there you go. That's a winner.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Isn't it quite a good way to.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Do it, because otherwise it's just sort of like I
feel like it can be enjoyable for adults as well,
you know what I mean? How long was it just
a couple of hours? But then some people didn't left
till seven, right, So it started at midday and it
was over at too, and some people left at seven.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Were you pleased about that?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It was good?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
That's good and that was good. Do you guys have
mates that don't leave?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yes, not anymore because I've.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
You know, it's a it's like a com mean thing
that people talk about. Oh, you can't invite them because
they don't know when to leave and they were standing around.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
For a few People have talked to me about that.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Actually really about me.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh keys, he has a few beers ease and puts
his feed out. Oh is that the time, kezy, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
The whole arky Big Show days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
They Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
There was one time, Yeah, Tom that used to work
here and his partner Alice, they hosted us if they
hosted us for us? Because a they hosted us for
a Super Bowl party.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I made my mac and cheese and they wanted to
bring something and you could bring it in and had a
big feed and watch the game and cheese. Yeah, mac
and pees.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, And everyone's on the person massively. Some people are
doing other stuff as well. Let's all go. My wife
brings me stile. When do you want to pick up
us look around. Everyone's going handis and I jojo the usuals,
and I'm like, oh, maybe like two hours. She's like okay.
As soon as I said that, like half an hour later,
(06:09):
everyone had left except for me, and it was me,
Tom and Ellie and that fine about it. Tom's wife.
You've met her several times. And it was like it
was three quarters of an hour because my wife couldn't
come get me straight away, and I was gonna because
he told her.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Two hours, so she organized something else.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I and then She's liked, well, it's going to be
forty five minutes. And so I just sat there with
them and we just like watched the news and watched
some other stuff. And I'm really keep on having fun
because they sort of shutt all the fun stuff down.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I guess.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Also that finishes about four o'clock in the afternoon. That's right, Yeah,
but we're all on a good vibe. And I was like,
and then I just left. It's like, what's that about?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You know?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I used to be notorious for being the last sure,
you know, back in my heyday.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Which is because ship now you're the first to go, wow,
yeah you are.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I am absolutely and you know because as long as
they're still piss to be drunk back in the day, Yeah,
I'll drink that piss. It's not I'm not going home
till the pisses drunk. Backbone Where Now there was that
famous party when all of twenty five of my mates
(07:23):
after one of my good mates who went to a
horrendous medical issue, got an acc payment which I told
you about, and he brought bags of a certain herbert
and just a truckload of pests and we all sat
in a warehouse and drank and drink, and then there
was blood smashed glass, vomiting, and old Hoody J was
(07:47):
the last one standing, going.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
God, you fuck casts? Is that all you've got is
wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
How long were you in the shed?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
For about half an hour?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I love your story, has got how you're a messive backbone.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
You've got to them, um, but I think yeah, I
was terrible believing.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, but you're right now.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I'm the first to go. I'll go for an hour
and go all right, thanks.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Everybody, Okay, showed my face.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
You're walking and go. So where's the exit? Where's the
sort of the.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Quickest quickest way out of here? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Or on Friday it was like, keez, you're gonna have
to distract all those real wasted guys by the door
so that I can sneak out that.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
My head didn't work either, because I was outside when
you left and they still gave you there will cook
me some fucking.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Oh yeah, everywhere you go.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
First time anyone's ever asked me to stub this, stub
my cigarette out.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
On their hand and you didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I was going, no, man, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Going to stub my cigarette and he was just going
do it, man, do it man. I was like, no, dude,
I'm not going to stub my cigarette out on your hand.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
And then he grabbed it and then and crashed.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
It in his hand, and I was like, that's a
red dick move, wasn't it. And how old was this guy?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Maybe there was one guy.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
There was twenty six and thirty.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Everyone was great, but there's always like a guy wasted
who's about twenty four. He's ah, have a shot with me, easy,
get on the person, and I'm like, you are what sorry?
You are half his age in your pattern, wow, almost
half his age and just constantly and wasted. And everywhere
you go, it's cooked me some men get on the purse,
(09:24):
get on the purse, and then get on the person,
and he just couldn't comprehend it.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Yeah, that's right, But I don't think people will understand
that you don't really drink.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Yeah, and it's that that thing.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
People are shocked by that.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
But his mate, he had two mates, and there was
a young fellow going.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Dude, just fucking back off. Let's go back off, man,
leave him alone.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
The poor bar seventy embarrassed on his behalf.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yes, yeah, why wouldn't you put the cigarette out on him?
Because you didn't want to hit him?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I mean he was he wouldn't have felt and I
know that much.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Would you have done it? But why would I?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
A maid of mine was dating a girl who, when
she got drunk, would purposely always put her cigarettes out
on my mate's arm, a different mate. So he'd just
be standing there like talking, and then she'd like sneak
up and then burn his arm with a cigarette. Not
her partner. She did it to him four times this
one night her He didn't hit her, but because he's
not like that, like he's not he's rich.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Pretty vicious assault one.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Hundred percent, and we su and then in the end.
Turns out she was a bad, bad egg who shortly
afterwards not on the scene like terrible and it was
just like, Okay, that burning you with cigarettes is pretty
fucked up. Why don't you just do it? Jase Man? Yeah, well,
man be a backbone.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I mean, if he wanted me to do it on
his nipple, I would have yes, or as fats, I
used to put them out of my tongue.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, actually, yeah, what a legend.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, I was a bad man.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
If someone came up, got their penis out and said,
put your cigarette out on my fatus, you'd do it.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Yeah, in the eye of the tiger.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
All right, Well we'll do that the day And Lou
want me to put.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
My cigarette out on your father?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
No, not me. Don't know the listeners. Anyone comes in
with your penis out, hoody jail will put it cigarette
out on the tip of that penis.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Oh, only do it if it's your butter mushroom keezy.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Listening to the Hurdy Big Show four or seven every weekday, folks,
Okay it's on radio Hurdak.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Thanks mate,
Fan of the Hurdarcky Big for a podcast to make
sure you check out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy
on their Instagram at Hodracky Big Show. Fortuing into them
four to seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, thanks man, thanks just giving us all a pin.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah mine's And then he's doing a really racist bow.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah yeah, which is not cool, man, I'm not cool.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
You're a nap A nap I have?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, tell I have yeah, because you do the same
thing my wife does is when she's had a nap,
her eyes look slightly different for like an hour. Yeah yeah,
so you're fresh off a nap a net wish I
wish I could.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I just.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Wish I could, But just doesn't happen for me. Have
you have?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You just don't solve this problem for a mate, Just leave.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
On that front, That's all I've got.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Went to bed on Satday night just so tired, rooted,
woke up.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
From doing what what do we do?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I was just it's been busy, it's a busy week.
Yeah you know what I mean, just stuff, yes.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You know, on the home front as well, and just
tied mentally and stuff moogie and went to bed absolutely
crashed and woke up and went, oh, that was a
good sleep. And it was one thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
How is that?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
And my brain just went And that was me for
the rest of Saturday night. Yeah good from one thirty,
watching Game of Trucks on the couch and smoking darries
not inside, by the way outside when you're going.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
To give up the dirries man, Honestly, it's getting.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Because you're off the now off.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I just don't know why you're still on the man.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
And also this is smoke free in here.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I helped my daughter move that day.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh yeah, so I think you hate.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It when you're volunteer for that shit and then you
arrive and you go, ohh.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I've never helped anyone move before.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Maybe not, that sounds about right.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
No one's ever asked me to. The one time I
was going to help someone move, it was maybe Pugs.
I offered up my truck, my trucke for like furniture
shifting purposes, but he was fine because he had his
dad there. It was my closest chance to actually helping
someone move.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Because I remember I remember actually park Sun moving actually
and he had to hire a travel trailer for his
box of Connie boxes of connies.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
That's right, yeah, yeah, and he had to put them
all into one of those was it storage kings? Yeah,
two of those, which was pretty full on. You know
how you can't nap? Yes, what if you didn't have
seventeen coffees?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I don't anymore. I've talked to you about that.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
He's talked to you about that. Man.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I used to have about ten a day. Now I'm
down to three.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
That's not how many red bulls do you have?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
No red bulls?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You have one? On Friday?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I had one, like, very very randomly. I mean we've
talked before, Magie, haven't we about you and I? We
used to hit the old energy drinks quite hard. That's
well out of my life now, well out of my life.
And for me, the red bull occasionally is actually like
the taste of a red bull, and I never agreed
having one.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I wonder if it's caffeine free red bull?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
You agree?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Not one single time since I've done the show with you.
Have you ever had one and just shut up afterwards?
I shouldn't have had one.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
That's the whole point. It fires me out.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, fire up in a positive way. It's instantly, Oh man,
I should.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Not have had that.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh god, how was your weekend, Magie?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's good man, Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
So we were up to about one o'clock in the
morning with mum on Friday night. Marge Marge up to
she's in the mid seventies now and she was up
with us having a drink till all ours. It was
bloody good, a lot of laughing, had a great time.
And then we had the kid's birthday on Sunday. There, Yeah,
that was that was great. Kids at the ball. I
(04:12):
don't think I said a word to her all day. Yeah,
Like she just got into the party and that was it.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Just hang out with their mates. Blood Is that your
place at our place? Yep.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Then we fed the kids up on all the things
you feed kids up on at a birthday party, and
then just got all the.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Adults on the pass.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Why there you go. That's a winner.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Isn't it quite a good way to.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Do it, because otherwise it's just sort of like I
feel like it can be enjoyable for adults as well,
you know what I mean? How long was it just
a couple of hours? But then some people didn't left
till seven, right, So it started at midday and it
was over at too, and some people left at seven.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Were you pleased about that?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It was good?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
That's good and that was good. Do you guys have
mates that don't leave?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yes, not anymore because I've.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
You know, it's a it's like a com mean thing
that people talk about. Oh, you can't invite them because
they don't know when to leave and they were standing around.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
For a few People have talked to me about that.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Actually really about me.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh keys, he has a few beers ease and puts
his feed out. Oh is that the time, kezy, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
The whole arky Big Show days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
They Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
There was one time, Yeah, Tom that used to work
here and his partner Alice, they hosted us if they
hosted us for us? Because a they hosted us for
a Super Bowl party.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I made my mac and cheese and they wanted to
bring something and you could bring it in and had a
big feed and watch the game and cheese. Yeah, mac
and pees.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, And everyone's on the person massively. Some people are
doing other stuff as well. Let's all go. My wife
brings me stile. When do you want to pick up
us look around. Everyone's going handis and I jojo the usuals,
and I'm like, oh, maybe like two hours. She's like okay.
As soon as I said that, like half an hour later,
(06:09):
everyone had left except for me, and it was me,
Tom and Ellie and that fine about it. Tom's wife.
You've met her several times. And it was like it
was three quarters of an hour because my wife couldn't
come get me straight away, and I was gonna because
he told her.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Two hours, so she organized something else.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I and then She's liked, well, it's going to be
forty five minutes. And so I just sat there with
them and we just like watched the news and watched
some other stuff. And I'm really keep on having fun
because they sort of shutt all the fun stuff down.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I guess.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Also that finishes about four o'clock in the afternoon. That's right, Yeah,
but we're all on a good vibe. And I was like,
and then I just left. It's like, what's that about?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You know?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I used to be notorious for being the last sure,
you know, back in my heyday.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Which is because ship now you're the first to go, wow,
yeah you are.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I am absolutely and you know because as long as
they're still piss to be drunk back in the day, Yeah,
I'll drink that piss. It's not I'm not going home
till the pisses drunk. Backbone Where Now there was that
famous party when all of twenty five of my mates
(07:23):
after one of my good mates who went to a
horrendous medical issue, got an acc payment which I told
you about, and he brought bags of a certain herbert
and just a truckload of pests and we all sat
in a warehouse and drank and drink, and then there
was blood smashed glass, vomiting, and old Hoody J was
(07:47):
the last one standing, going.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
God, you fuck casts? Is that all you've got is
wrong with you?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
How long were you in the shed?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
For about half an hour?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I love your story, has got how you're a messive backbone.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
You've got to them, um, but I think yeah, I
was terrible believing.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, but you're right now.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I'm the first to go. I'll go for an hour
and go all right, thanks.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Everybody, Okay, showed my face.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
You're walking and go. So where's the exit? Where's the
sort of the.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Quickest quickest way out of here? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Or on Friday it was like, keez, you're gonna have
to distract all those real wasted guys by the door
so that I can sneak out that.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
My head didn't work either, because I was outside when
you left and they still gave you there will cook
me some fucking.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Oh yeah, everywhere you go.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
First time anyone's ever asked me to stub this, stub
my cigarette out.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
On their hand and you didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
No.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
I was going, no, man, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Going to stub my cigarette and he was just going
do it, man, do it man. I was like, no, dude,
I'm not going to stub my cigarette out on your hand.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
And then he grabbed it and then and crashed.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
It in his hand, and I was like, that's a
red dick move, wasn't it. And how old was this guy?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Maybe there was one guy.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
There was twenty six and thirty.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Everyone was great, but there's always like a guy wasted
who's about twenty four. He's ah, have a shot with me, easy,
get on the person, and I'm like, you are what sorry?
You are half his age in your pattern, wow, almost
half his age and just constantly and wasted. And everywhere
you go, it's cooked me some men get on the purse,
(09:24):
get on the purse, and then get on the person,
and he just couldn't comprehend it.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Yeah, that's right, But I don't think people will understand
that you don't really drink.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Yeah, and it's that that thing.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
People are shocked by that.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
But his mate, he had two mates, and there was
a young fellow going.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Dude, just fucking back off. Let's go back off, man,
leave him alone.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
The poor bar seventy embarrassed on his behalf.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yes, yeah, why wouldn't you put the cigarette out on him?
Because you didn't want to hit him?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I mean he was he wouldn't have felt and I
know that much.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Would you have done it? But why would I?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
A maid of mine was dating a girl who, when
she got drunk, would purposely always put her cigarettes out
on my mate's arm, a different mate. So he'd just
be standing there like talking, and then she'd like sneak
up and then burn his arm with a cigarette. Not
her partner. She did it to him four times this
one night her He didn't hit her, but because he's
not like that, like he's not he's rich.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Pretty vicious assault one.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Hundred percent, and we su and then in the end.
Turns out she was a bad, bad egg who shortly
afterwards not on the scene like terrible and it was
just like, Okay, that burning you with cigarettes is pretty
fucked up. Why don't you just do it? Jase Man? Yeah, well,
man be a backbone.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I mean, if he wanted me to do it on
his nipple, I would have yes, or as fats, I
used to put them out of my tongue.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, actually, yeah, what a legend.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, I was a bad man.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
If someone came up, got their penis out and said,
put your cigarette out on my fatus, you'd do it.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Yeah, in the eye of the tiger.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
All right, Well we'll do that the day And Lou
want me to put.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
My cigarette out on your father?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
No, not me. Don't know the listeners. Anyone comes in
with your penis out, hoody jail will put it cigarette
out on the tip of that penis.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Oh, only do it if it's your butter mushroom keezy.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Listening to the Hurdy Big Show four or seven every weekday, folks,
Okay it's on radio Hurdak.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Thanks mate,
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