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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Big Show with Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know, hell of a caffeine fix from your local
Night and Day.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
This is big, actually big show.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Jason Heights, Mike and.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'll give your mad Barsid's great to have your company
this Tuesday afternoon, the twenty fifth of June twenty twenty four.
And you, my friends, as always listening to the big
show brought you by night Maggie Ustellian Holl's life.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
You don't ptty grasp your mad dog. You're six son
of a bee. Another beautiful day in paradise. I just
feel unlucky to be alive.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
My man, I'll tell you what such a shock for
old Hoidy Jay to go outside with my little heat
pump going there in the little house. Go outside. Oh
she's a bit nippy. He's a bit nippy. Ke'sy, your
mad bars at Holl's life.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
So good fellas, so happy to be here right now?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah man? He not happy?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Man? Well, what's going on with your keys?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I don't know, it's just he's I don't want to
speak on your behalf Keysy, but I get the vibes
a little bit green around the gills. Sure, sure there's
something going on. I put my finger on it.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Go on, mate, I put away the biggest carry.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I thought you were going to say carry.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Lucks about an hour ago, and I've just got a
cage of noodles inside my tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You're just bruined steamers.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Bruined steamer over here should be right around midnight.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's actually really interesting, Mogis. We were walking to the
car park last night, Kesey and I. He was talking
about how for of lunch he'd had some handmade noodle
sort of soupy thing and it was way too much
and he felt like there was a number of klingons.
His bow was rumbling. Yes, So I was actually very

(01:56):
heavy to part ways with him at the car park.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
What I said, Mike was that the pork made me
feel weird. I'm starting to feel a bit weird.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
But woozy. Well, that's you're feeling woozy. Old hod Jay
is feeling woozy. It's going to be one of those shows.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I just want to put it out there. I am
feeling woozy. My daughter's been sick the last couple of days,
or her mates are sick. Just text us on three
four eight three. If you live in Auckland especially. There's
some sort of bug going around at the moment because
I am feeling woozy. But I'll be okay because I'm
a backbone, massive showy here today. Five hundred bucks to
give away, so much to chat about. A meantime, it's

(02:33):
a bit of audio slave.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah, the whole achy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Keezy Lies.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Indeed the food fighters there on the radio Hoedarky Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon, eleven minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I don't know if you guys have heard there's been
a few issues with the inter island of Fury. I
not good, guys, not good. It's sort of the connection,
isn't it, between the North and the South Island. So
sure it's used for vacationers and holidays et cetera, et cetera,
but also it's a main trunk line, main trunk line
for trucks and goods and services and things like that. Yeah,

(03:10):
And so we're a bit of a laughing stock the
world over, aren't we. When we've got two boats and
one of them is consistently falling over, and then the
other one's not much better. I don't know if you've
heard about this one, keezy. Oh yeah. So they're trying
to look for a solution. They originally they were building
some other ones. The new government came in. They've put
the kaibosh on that. As they do, then these are
the That's just normal, isn't it. Yes, but interesting stuff.

(03:32):
I've been talking to a made of mine who's quite
high up in Key we Rail there. Yeah, really yeah.
And what they're looking at doing they're looking at other
solutions because the problem that they have with these boats
is they're prone to break down. And even when they
were originally built and I think it was ninety ninety eight,
they broke down immediately and we're given the nicknames of lemons.

(03:52):
That are the lemons, and it costs like eight hundred
million dollars or something ridiculous. So what they're looking at
is another solution, and this is where they've gone. They're
going to build essentially what's a crane. Now. It's going
to have the center of the crane is going to
be right in the middle of the cook straight right,
and there'll be an arm that reaches all the way
out to the North Island. It won't be able to

(04:14):
go into the port like it is at the moment,
because I won't be able to get around the corner.
Then the other arm of it will be extend all
the way out to the South Island. So if you're
can imagine that you've drived down there in your car
and it's got you can drive on to it. It's
got heaps of storage on there for trucks and all
sorts of things. So you load up at the South Island,
you lad up at the North Island, and then that
just rotates around and just one hundred and eighty degrees.

(04:39):
The genius of this plan is that it's got a
sail on it. Well, the crane does. The crane does,
so it's powered by the wind. Because you guys will
know this down and want in a lot of wind.
So it actually gets powered by the wind. It makes
it carbon neutral and it goes at about nine hundred
kilometers an hour.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Well, it's going to say because if you're on the
very end of that lot, because how long is the
arm on the crane going to be.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I mean, I'm not an engineer, but a bi kilometer
as long?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, Because if you're on the end of that, you
know you're gonna be going some serious speed.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Sure, sure, yeah, they've got seat belt.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Because that's interesting you say that because I've got a
mate that works pretty high up at n Z Transport
for the government there.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
What's his name.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Looking at I don't want to. I don't want to
altam Kezy, that wouldn't be kosher man. Okay, you know,
very similar kind of scenario, and that they've been working
on a concept of attaching a cable from Cape Rianga
all the way down to Bluff. Okay, so just one
massive cable and just having carriages go along the cable

(05:47):
like a gondola. Yeah, like a massive gondola where it
sort of got a bit stuck. Is it only goes
one way at this point, but it can actually go
both ways, but they have to get the stuff down
that in and unload it before they And I was like, well,
couldn't you just put like two cables up? And they

(06:08):
were and hit my mate who works at NJ Transport
quite high art there he went hang about.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, oh really, so they hadn't even thought of that.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
They hadn't even thought of a second case.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Why don't they put up three cables or even four?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
It'd be it'll be pollution, it'll be visual pollution.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I mean I was reading online that they're going to
look into it and maybe look to update the fleet
in the next few years potentially if it's not too pricey.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Nah, because they were already doing that, went there and
they put the koibosh on that. I mean, they already
spent three hundred million on that. So you can you
can put a you can put a line through that
idea keys all right, So that's probably one of the
other two. So it's going to be the Flying Fox
or that crane. Yeah, okay, is that flying Fox thing?
There is that Canty Leaver? Yes, yeah, yeah, craners as well,
that's Canty Leave. It's Canty Leave.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah. Interestingly, because I got another good mate that works
in the gangs, and the whole Into Island a fairy thing.
Apparently it's just a big ruse, right because there's billions
and billions of dollars, you know for the ideas that
Mogi and I our mates were talking about. But the
inter Islander is actually just a big drug run for

(07:16):
all the gangs and stuff. So they don't want that
shut down because that was that would shut off the
drug supply between the islands.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Right, Yeah, they're making a lot of money the gangs.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Man.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I mean, I've got a mate who's pretty high up
in the Sas and he was saying that one of
the gangs has just brought a nuclear submarine off the Russians,
so they'll be using that to smoke all the drugs.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh mate, I've got another really good mate that can
vouch with that.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Is he in Russia? No, he's in soft furnishings.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
It's a it's a cover leasy.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Bon Jovi on the radio. Holi darkey, but it's really weird. Actually,
can I say? A mature woman just walked past the
studio and I inadvertently caught her eye there Mogi again,
did you? And she held the look? She held the look,
Fellas just a little bit too long?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Still got it?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Sure do you're Stallion? Now, Fellas, I've got a business
idea and I want to run it through you get
your thoughts on it.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Because.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
And it has been so obvious. I cannot believe it's
only just occurred to me to do it and it's
called high my head.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I think they already do that.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
And as you know, I'm fond of a cat.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
I don't know if you are fond of a hat
because you've been given about one hundred of them and
you've you only wear one.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
But you got to listen to he is fond of
a hat.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, one hat.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
And you know I'm I'm on videos all the time,
I'm on the radio all the time, I'm out and
about all the time. I'm a I guess you'd say
a pretty significant celeb.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Fellas, Yeah, I'm totally.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
You know, people recognize me in a supermarket stari. I
don't want to go that far, but sure I'm a
star and people see me in the street and they
stop and they gork and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Look at his honk.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
And the concept that I have that I'm running with
here is high my head. People send in their business
caps or hats, you know, for your advertising their business,
and I'll wear it for a length of time and
they pay me x amount of dollars per how long
I wear it for. So, for example, if I wear

(09:52):
it for a month, sure that equates to about twenty
five K. And then if other people want to send
a hat, or if they want to do it two months,
fifty k you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
You'd give a discount for two months.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I could give a discount for two months for sure, Yeah,
for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Twenty five for one month, fifty for two sounds.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Good to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
I think it's a great idea. I think you've got
your pricing right, probably on the lower side of right
for me. You would you wear it on the radio
show here?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, I'm oh, yes, of course, I'm thinking about the
cap I was with my jc B cap that I
wore for a year. That's what. Yeah, nearly half a
million advertising those baskets got and they didn't pay me
a cent. So this gave me a mankey old cap.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
No, they gave you a brand new hat.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Well, I was brand new. It's pretty monkey by the
end of it, and.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Your head made it mankey.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
And the good thing about it too, of course, is
that i'd always look I have quite clean looking caps,
that's true, and I wouldn't have filthy caps all the time.
So if anyone's interested in that and using high my head,
just text us three four eight three and Pudson will
get in touch with you and get your deeps.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
We've already had someone takes through Anger from christ Church
looking for some hoidy J head, just wondering how much
thirty minutes would cost.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Thirty minutes of hody j head. Ah, that would be
that's a one off one.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
If that one fit of hoty J's head, they could
like film it and then take the footage and use
it as they want, right.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Absolutely, they could. What about for a half and half?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Half and half?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, so like half the time you're wearing it and
the other time you sort of got it in your
hand and you know, just sort of waving it around.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, well, I mean for me, that's still the same thing.
So I would I would just charge your full rate there, yeah,
one an hour, But yeah, I mean like we could
we could break it down hody J head for you know,
yeah an hour?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
What if what if me and a mate went halves
on houghdy j head for thirty minutes?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Well, I mean you could band together and pay the
full rate obviously.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Okay, yeah, and you'd be sweet with that totally man.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Okay, all right, well three four three If anyone wants
to hire Hoidy Jay's head, get in touch with us
and more.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
We'll tee you things up honestly, man, Surris. How many
people are keen for this?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah now yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Well can I just say though, I'm more into the
long term head, you know what I mean, and I
don't want it to just be all, you know, just
half an hour houghty jay.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Head Actually hiss. It tis from pug Son. He wants
to know how much eight minutes would cost.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki's.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Indeed Oasis there on the radio. Holdarky did show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is four thirty eight. What my
business idea is going off on the old text line
three four eight three keysy.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
There's a lot of people that are keen man here totally,
but it's pretty freaky because it's such a good idea.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
No, I was just about to talk about the dream
I had.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh yeah, yeah last night.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
It was actually the night before, but we didn't get
time to talk about it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Were the monkeys in it?

Speaker 4 (12:59):
No, we're in Balley. When I say well, I mean
me old Mogi over there, our social guy, the pants
Man and a winner. We're in Bali. We're in a
shop and you guys were buying magic mushies off the
shelf right, so you bought the magic mushies and then
you just stuffed them in your mouth and walked out.
And I was like, I'm not going to steal. So

(13:19):
I waited in there were a bit longer, bought a beer.
As the lady handed me the beer, a guy walked
past and I felt a prick, did you I found
a prick and the sort of side of my my
oblique there on the side of my sort of torso
I wouldn't call it an obleak on the side of
my torso there. And I looked down and he'd hit

(13:40):
me with a little via with a little pen on
the end of it. So I quickly got it out
went to leave the shop. Another guy stopped me, patted
me on the back, was like, gooday, kezy, how are
you going hit me with another thing?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
They were dragging me? Oh, and then.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
He's been dragging me. It has been dragging me. And
then I ripped that one out trying to leave, and
then a guy stabbed me again and he wouldn't let
me pull it out, and eventually I started to like
almost pass out.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Were you trying to pull it out?

Speaker 4 (14:06):
I was trying to pull out and I just couldn't.
Almost passed out before I did. They grabbed my phone,
held it up to my face and unlocked it. Went
to my banking app, held that up to my face,
unlocked it transferred all of our life savings to their account.
And then I blacked out. And then I woke up
and I was actually in bed.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Hey, kezy, what why wasn't I in the dream or pugs? Yeah,
or pugs.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I can't control the dreams man, that's true. If I could,
the pants man, sure as how, I wouldn't have been there.
It's probably just trying to film me doing and stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
You were in my dreams, yeah, here wet dreams. Yeah,
but there's still dreams, Mogi, that's true.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Fantasies, shooted, trade wars, sleep, fantasy.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Tools down and Liza.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
It's super liquor trade.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Was time time? Just it's quite high energy, isn't it
It is? It's really high energy. Well, it's it's worth
five hundred bucks. Why not trade against trade?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Spend the wheel? Keasy?

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Hey, we haven't even explained how it works it Oh god, well,
we spin the wheel twice, we pick out two trades.
If you are one of those trades, you call us
on eight hundred Hodaki and you can win five hundred
dollars thanks.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
To super liquor.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Cheers to that, thanks mate, cheers to that.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
All right, first spin no go again? That one doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Better other so that can be anything then, so literally anything.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Okay other if you're another trade, e give us a
call right now, literally anything literally anything other oh eight
hundred hodarchy, So anyone.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Can call right now? Do I even need to spit?
Spin it again? Because if anyone can.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Call, that's only for that one though. The other one
will have to be whatever this one is? Yeah, really yes,
all right, here we go. You can't keep spinning it
cause you just got to take your hand off at
me and it gets once. It's cheating. You don't have
to do it again after this because this is cheating. Yeah,

(16:16):
still cheating. This whole thing is cheating.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
Is cheating.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
This parts cheating and that because you can hear it
speed up. Yeah, still cheating. Unbelievable. You're making a mockery
of the whole thing. What's that say? No good? Because
you're cheating.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
What does that one say?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Brick layer?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
So if you're an other end or a bricklayer, give
us a call right now. I know eight hundred hodaki and.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
You can win five hundred dollars a fellas.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah that's right mate.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
The whole Lucky Beech Show week days from four on
Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Let's go to.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
The trade wall, super lick a scoreboard.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Is indeed your chance to win five hundred dollars cash
trade against trade? Josh, who's a fridgie? How are you
a mad bastard? What's a fridgie?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Well? Pretty much we just on the roof and get
paid heaps. Oh yeah on the roof. Yeah yeah, okay, okay,
that sounds good. Yeah, that sounds really good.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Man. So you don't You probably don't need five hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
Then, or I know someone who does.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Oh yeah girl. Man Andrew who's a bricklayer? How are
you a mad bastard? Bloody guying mate? Hew? You going good?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Mate? Hell can't complain?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Mate, Andrew is a bricklayer? How much of a backbone?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Does he sound a bit of a backbone? You're self employed?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Man?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Are you're working for another? Man?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Sel forward?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Both? Good on you, mate, good stallion.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Now listen, fellas, this is how it works. We had
three questions first or two wins. You identify your buzzer
is in your case, Andrew Bricklayer, and in your case
Josh fred Gi. Okay, all right, you're ready to go, fellers.
You're locked and loaded.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Hell yeah, let's do it. Okay, here we go, fellers,
all right, here we go. Sorry has landed on? What
is today's date? Freggie go on the twenty fifth of
June's well done?

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Four, well done, that's really sharp, Josh, good work mate.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
He's smart.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
All right, fellas, you ready, you're ready? Andrew who was
just named the new all Black skipper Fredgie? Yes, Freggie
dog roll.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, dog rolls quick?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Okay, yeah, well tied man, Sorry, Freddie five hundred bucks stretching,
my friends. So just hold the line and I'll chuck
you over.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
A good stuff fellas, just like that. Good questions, though,
really good questions comes up with.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Those bloody good I didn't get to ask one.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I know.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
It's just one of those things. Is the lack of
the drawer, isn't it? Jas? Would you say that? Man? Sure,
I'll tell you what we'll do tomorrow. You can start. Okay,
really yeah, it's winds Day tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, not tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Hang on, what does that matter?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
We don't want to blow it what we call? What
were you going to ask?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Uh? What was your question today?

Speaker 4 (19:44):
In what country would you find the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Pisa?

Speaker 4 (19:51):
And what country would you find the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Short? Come on the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, a saying that properly.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Pisa Pizza, No, not pizza, the Leaning Tower of Pizza,
Pizza Piza.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
No, not a pizza Pisa. We'll move on to the
next one. It's my teen. No, we've stopped. This is
what day of the week is it? What day of
the week is it Tuesdy?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, you've got to ask questions, Keezy that people will
actually know, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
I just thought everyone knew about the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Pisa. Hey,
thanks super looking. By the way, they'll be starting.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
With this the Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Keisy Allison.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Chain's here on the radio. Hold Aki Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. Hey, Mogi, was that your second pie? Okay?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Just checking keys is on his third unbelievable Yeah, because
it's having a late dinner tonight. I think, is that
what you're going to do? Yeah, I'm thinking done. That's right.
So I thought I just have three pis yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
And a big massive luxA before there.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
And a big luxA yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Hey, what's coming up after five fellas?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Hey, what I've got a bit of an update for
the big show? Carry on for the big show at
the bat because you were away while we were chatting
about that. Show you a bit of an update there, mate,
just re expectations and cash. What else have we got
After five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
There'll be a little bit of chat about poor I
think we're going to revisit because it was very popular
in the first out there Jason, you're renting lease in
head your head so that people can give you a
cap and you'll charge them. Yes, so it's called head
with hooty j.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
What's hoty j head? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
So if you're keen to get amongst that three four
eight three. Also, Moggie, your daughter had a massive party
birthday party the weekend. Yeah, chat about that and also
another chance to yourself in the drawer to join the
ACC and Music Munich new music for October Fest.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
And isn't here something about you scoring at your wife's nepball. Yeah,
he scored someone at your wife's snipball.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, potentially, we'll see how we get on.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, sure, all that after five.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Welcome back your mess of backbones. Hope you're in Tuesdays
going along very nicely. Indeed you listen to the Big
Show brought to you by Night. Hey, we mentioned very

(22:40):
briefly before the five o'clock news here fellas the Scott Barrett,
the new skipper of the All Blacks. Mate. I spoke
to dog Roll last night. He stoked, Yeah, he is
fizziting at the bank at the opportunity of leaving the
Blacks and the new era.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
You got to stop calling them just the Blacks. It's
the all Blacks.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
What do you mean.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
He is also a little bit nervous about leading the Hacker. Yes,
because of course that's going to be his new job,
the Achazy son. Right, It's going to be interesting to
see what happens there. Yeah, but looking forward to it,
and apparently there's going to be They've got a brand
new Hacker this year. Really, yeah, five of.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Them, five new Hucker, five new Huker.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, they just rotate them around the because you used
to lead Haker.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Jason.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Hey, what are we got coming up this our fellas?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Ah Well, apparently unbeknownst to us, Mogi's daughter had a
birthday this weekend which we weren't invited to. I've got
a bit of an update on the big show at
Hoidy Jay's batch.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Oh that's right, that's that's coming up soon, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, it's coming up very soon.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Plus another chance to get the draw for old Munich
there with the a CC fleowers.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
And Keysy scores at his wife's netball match.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Big show Man, can't wait.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
It's gonna be great too, good, Big Show.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Faith no more there on the radio Hodaki Big Show
this Tuesday evening. Now, Mogie, you were away when we oh, well,
you were all us when we had to chat in
the car coming back from I remember Field Days saying hey,
I'd love to get you guys out to my family
batch for a weekend, and you fellas were like hear man,
really keen.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
It was pretty heavy on the skinny dipping when you
were talking about it.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh yeah, there'll be some skill. Well every morning we'll
have a skinny dip and then some stretching and stuff.
Unfortunately you're away when I went through the schedule with
the fellows. Oh cool, but they are into it, and
so I just want to say, first and foremost, we're
locked in the day July or the weekend July twelve.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Fellas, all right, twelfth, we're all good with that. Is
it a Friday, Yes, it's a Friday, So we're going
to Friday and we'll come back on the Sunday. Where
were we going to stay on the Saturday at the back? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, cool, Yes, that's going to end on the Friday.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Well nights.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
The years. I've already I've already assigned you the outer
little area, which is set amongst a perhuda kawa. You
will love it, Mogi. In fact, when my father in
law built it, I thought to myself, Mogi would love that.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
No.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Just I was talking to the fellows too about the money,
and you were just saying to be quiet because I
was going to split it three ways.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
You get a load of this.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Move this.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
But obviously you just had your daughter's party. Yeah, and
they aren't cheat man, you know, because you're not just
paying for the kids and the food and all that stuff,
all the adults and all the pests for that as well. Yes,
so you said you're a bit short, so let's just
flag it. You don't need to pay me anything.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Well, how much is it? Well it was six thirty each,
fifty each, yeah, a night.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
No in total, and that's that's groceries and petrol.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Think you would not believe the bleeding that Pugs and
Keysy were. What do you mean man?

Speaker 2 (25:55):
It was two nights, yeah, two nights twenty five let's
say a night, and it's roughly there. And then food
is included on that. Yes, so you get there on
the Friday night, we'll probably go breakfast, lunch and dinner
on the Saturday. There one breakfast on the Sunday, yes,

(26:16):
and then we'll be off at the road. Eh yeah, yeah, exactly,
pretty good man. And then you're paying for my petrol
as well, kizy, Is that right? So that is what
what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Well, basically, what I've done is I've just split it
two ways, so nine fitty but with you and pugsan
would be good.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Keep So now it's not fifty in a while, I'm
putting gas in the tea truck as well.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Oh I no, you can come in my in my
Axela track.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I'm all good.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
So I'll be driving you all out there and just
giving you the history of that that area as we're
driving out there too, by the way, and just a reminder,
just and you wouldn't have heard this either, Mogi, no booze,
no drugs, no pawn and I say no pawn. Geezy?
All right? And can we abide by the TV rules?

(27:04):
They decide when it's on and off and it's no
more than twenty minutes a day.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
A right, twenty minutes a day? Next reason, thank you
were at the point. I've got a TV in my room.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
You've got your own TV in your room?

Speaker 7 (27:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Hang on, Look, I I was all for this idea
when you suggested it.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
I don't. I'm not sure I want to go anymore. Well,
you've committed there. It's a thing stick through drags, Like,
as long as i'm outside the house outside the house,
is fine?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Or in your own little room in your room?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Can I go to his room to drink beer?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Isn't that? Incidentally, there's a mini bar in there too,
so just fill your boots, free your charge in your case.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Where am I sleeping?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
This is the really cool thing about the batches. There's
another double beer in the main batch area and kind
of what we call window sill cushions and so like
there's a there's a window this beggars. You can imagine
it's big in the studio here, we'll like, yeah, a
window sill with cushions on it. You and patters can shield.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
That's good?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Has it got a good view?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (28:09):
The haiking being shown podcast.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
June radio head there on the radio Hodaky Big Show
this Tuesday evening. Speaking of Tuesdays, before you get into
your little chat there, mogis quite a special day at
night days and it fellas.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Certain it's a really really special day jas at night
and day. It's the final day for you to get
a coffee. All right, every Tuesday and June you've been
able to get a coffee barista made for two bucks.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'm thinking of all those students down there and freezing
their arses off my sweet hot coffee right now? What
do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Two bucks? Good on you? Hey? It was my daughter's
birthday over the weekend in that it's one of the
big ones. Jace, you'll know about this. You won't know
about this. Keys, you've got zero kids, but Jase, you've
got kids. Yeah, I wish I could relate to that.
One of the big ones is five years old. Would
you agree with us? The way I look at it
is it's five years old, then it's a ten year

(29:02):
old birthday because it's double digits. Yes, Then it's thirteen
a teenager, and then sixteen because it's sweet sixteen, Yes,
in eighteen because you can go to war.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Years.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, good, because the ones in between we're doing nothing for.
But we had some people over to the house and
it's quite nice, you know. People. We said that everybody
don't bring any gifts, okay, because we don't sort of
need anything. But my grand my mother, oh mauge, she
came along and she actually got my daughter a trampoline. Wow,

(29:37):
that's very generous. It is very generous. It's a second
hand one. It's a bit of an old dunger, you
know what I mean, sweat, but it still does the trick. Anyway.
She had to burn on this trampoline and we had it.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
You know.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
There's a few other people there, and you know Jason's
you've sort of been working in radio and you know,
being an actor of some renown for some years, you
end up meeting people that the otherwise wouldn't. So one
of the people that we had lot of Olympians, a
lot of Olympians. Oh that's random, you know, just people
at the top of their field. Key kids. No, just

(30:08):
close mates, very close mates.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
And one of them was actually I met I met
this guy at your place at that part of you
had at your place, Dillan Schmidt. Oh the trampolinas, the trampolinis. Yeah,
And he was there and my daughter was showing this.
She was sort of starter off bouncing the very slow
it can be quite timid, but sort of within a
minute she was doing sort of quadruple flips and twists

(30:32):
and all that sort of thing. And he was like,
is she what's going on here? She five? Yeah, she's five.
She's not a little person, right, And he said he'd
never seen anything like it. He gave her a couple
of tips, a couple of little tricks there, and by
the end of it he said, man, I'm going to
try and get her into the Olympics. This year.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Well those are in like not even like what less
than a month?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
He's the expert man.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah yeah, well she obviously had that much natural talent,
talent that exactly I don't need just now.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I mean, yeah, I mean, are you saying that Dylan
Schmidt the Trampolinis is an idiot CAZy?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Well, no, that's certainly not what I'm saying. He came
across like that.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Then I apologied huge trees Roland. He was really good
at the puzzles.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
He was great. He was a good puzzler. Right sore
any other good gifts that she was given or she.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Got some other stuff as well. Obviously there was all
the cakes and all the food and everything, and when
she asked for just whole foods, but we just gave
them away to sort of needy people. She's got a
push bike, oh cool? Yeah, yeah, And but she'd been
riding one of those before, jure, we gave her one
of those when she was two and she did a
jump over our garage. That's right.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
So okay, So did she get like a big big
bike this time?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, she actually got a flat tire. Man, all right,
So she got a flat tire and when she got
the flat tire. She did a wheli and it was
on the front, changed with the front wheel while while
she was doing a wheelly and fixed the puncture while
she was doing a wheli and it back on.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Did you have a pacture of a peer Cat?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
She had a puncture of a peer Cat.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Got that for She got it for Christmas? Yeah? Right?
Did she get Did you like the gift I got here?
What did you get here? Sending that you didn't give
it to her? Well, I don't know. I mean there's
so many presents. Gezy you uk in an engine? Yeah,
popular girl. I don't worry about It's all good. What'd
you get?

Speaker 4 (32:21):
I mean surely she'd remember unless you threw it straight
in the bin.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Lip gloss? Well there was lip glass in there.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Yeah that's fine.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
What was it though? That was garbage anyway, I don't
worry about it.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
No, I'm really I really want to know what it was?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
That was ship? It was terrible.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, it doesn't matter. There's a thought that counts.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
There was a box seat of will into Paranormal, But
that's ship. I don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
The Hierarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in week days four on.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Radio Jenny and ac C G heading off on the
Export Ultra Beer Garden Tour trim Munich and maybe is
this great New Zealander will be joining them.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Get a Troy your May Bassett? How's life?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Good stuff? Mate? Hey? What do you do for a cross? Troy?
I reckon? You certainly hold your ground with Mike Lane
and all those degenerates.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Oh I think I could keep up with them.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Just yeah, yeah, good on you mate. Well, I tell
you what we're going to do. We're immediately going to
check chuck you in the drawer and chuck you over
with a put sign and studio b All right, mate,
get a Michelle House are you going to? Hey? How
are you going? Good?

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
That's good. What do you do for a chriss? Michelle?
I'm a pharmacist, Bagne.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Like a like a drug dealer or an actual pharmacist, like.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
An actual pharmacist.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Man, have you been to Munich before? Michelle? No?

Speaker 4 (34:03):
I haven't know.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Okay, Well that'd be a bit of fun then with
the fellows, wouldn't it.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
That'd be really great? Yeah? Yeah, cool. Well, I'll tell
you what we'll put you in the drawer as well.
All right, awesome, thanks so much, you have a great day.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I noticed that you have you noticed this Keyzy Jase
uses a different voice when he talks to women.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
I was just thinking that the digger drive and then Michelle, Oh.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Hey, hi.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
It don there do I really? You do? Right? Okay?

Speaker 4 (34:32):
By the way, this trip is one hell of a
trip to win. I believe this is your last week
to actually get yourself.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
In the drawer. It is all thanks to export.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
You get free return flights, accommodation, and bear Fest passes
as well.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
It's on a plane. That is on a plane.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Sounds good, man, sounds good. How long is it for?
Does it say?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Does it say these? How long it's for? Because I'm
going to need to know how long to get off work.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
We'll hang on, we're not going Wow, well drawing years?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Did you into the continent?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Which is why I need you to pay me for
the bat so we can get our tickets sorted.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
It says here you're gone for twenty seven days.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, it's a long time. Yeah, so that'll be good. Yeah,
that'll be hey.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
But right now, oh that's right too late, nowez, this
is breaking news.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
To Australia. You knocked out of the Tea twenty World
Cup by how sad that's pity. Yeah, there was a
step too farther. They just got defeated by India. Yes,
so that is India and Afghanistan. How good.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
So yeah they semi they lost and then they were
waiting on the result of Afghanistan the Bangala dish. Yes,
and then Afghanistan has beaten them up. I think the
game started at midday today, So yeah, that's good stuff.
I feel slightly better, yes, so do I. I feel
slightly better. It's a weird tournament.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
It is a really weird tournament. But Afghanistan are a
bloody good sign. Great game, really good to watch. So
fair cop to them, fair cop. And it's nice that
Australia is not bloody winning everything. To be frank, it
is you know, it gets tedyskezy. So when I played
tennis and table tennis and all that stuff, Scott sick
of winning all the.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Ja I would destroy you at table tennis.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Jace, Let's tea it up. Ja Let's tea it up
one for once of all, because this is fighting talk.
I'll crush you is going to crush you. I'll destroy you.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, I'll get you moving around that table wheezing with
your little lasma and nebulizer. You'd be a travel Kezy.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
The whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike
The Big Show's very first fishing trip. Let's check out
who they've riled in this time.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah, good times, man, good times. What's this in aid
of here, Keezy?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
It's a native good eating getting some fishies. Yes, coming
out fishing with the Big Show first ever fishing trip.
Thanks to our mates at site smart and their web app.
It basically takes care of all your health and safety
business so you can concentrate on your business.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
That's that's a good name. You've just come up with,
the inadvertently Keysy for our new fishing charter business that
we're going to run. It's going to be called Fishing Trips.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Fishing Trips.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Bloody great.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
That's good man. I didn't even know it. I didn't
even realize I said that accident said that.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Man, Hey, are in your massive backbone house life, mate,
Oh wonderful, good on you, mate, I see you in
Oh do you do a bit of fishing there, mate,
I've always found that a very flat beach.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
No, you get them a fish off there, you get
a quite.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Oh yeah yeah, nice nice. So you obviously know your
stuff there, Aaron. Definitely good on you, mate. And what
do you do for a crast? I drive a Bobcat
truck exact. I'm going to tell you what he and
the drawer. We're going to chuck you across the patsan
and studio. Be good luck, my friend. What I'm going James,

(38:13):
your mayor, basset?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
How's life doing the game?

Speaker 5 (38:16):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah? Good things, James.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
A bit of an accident where you're from, Governor, I'm
from Montreal back.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, I was gonna say Canada for sure.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
I don't know if you were what top of the
morning too.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
That's a lot to hear at the moment. All right now, James,
you like a bit of fishing yourself, mate? Yeah, you bet,
get on your bit of salmon action over there in Canada.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah you have done any ice fishing, man, I have not,
but I.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Have done some fishing in the Arctic and it's bloody good.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Yeah good, Well that's where we're actually hitting for this
fishing trick.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Have you ever killed a beer?

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Yeah, well, I tell you what, James, you're in the
jaw as well. Mate, stand the line and pagsan and
Studio B will sort yeah emon house like aim on?

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Aim on, Hey, am.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
On, how are you going? Mate? Yeah? Good? Good and made?
What do you do for a craft plumber? Backbone? You do?
You have a better fish in yourself? Aim On?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Do you ever have to fish your keys out of
the shuter because you drop them in there because you
do so much plumbing? I actually forgot to tell you, guys,
I did that the other day. I forgot to tell
you I did a steamer and then fell out of
my back pocket and that landed in my poos. Yeah,

(39:51):
help that.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
You can't tend to come on a fishing trip with
that sort of banter flying around.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Then you can borrow my phone if you want good stuff?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Oh good stuff? Am I news? Down the line and
pakstand and Studio B will sort you out as well.
Okay mate, yeah good mate. Might we might actually, Keezy,
I might have to take you out before the trip,
just to give you a few tips so you don't
bring the team down Ryan embarrass.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Thats right, okay, So you want to take me out solo.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, take you out solo. Get the rods out, Get
the rods out, mate.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah cool, okay, we can do that. Sorry. It landed
in the poos. Yeah, landed on top of all of
the poos. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
You just straight away reaching there and you like, take
a second ago.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
I got my daughter to grab it. Yeah. They come
in handy once again, a bit older ray.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah, it's a little bit taller than reaching there.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
The Hurdichy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodiky.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Guns roses there on the Radio Hodeky Big Show this
Tuesday evening. Let's get into some TV chat. What's on
the with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
Yeah, I didn't watch anything last night.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I've got to put the TV up. And when I say,
I mean a mate has put the TV up in
the wrong room.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
I was trying to convince my wife to put it out,
to put it up in another room. She said no, no,
this is the lounge. And then my mother, who was
here over the wigs, said no, you shared the lounge.
In the end, I was like, you a good idea
whom So now I've got to move the TV. Yeah,
now my mate did it. He's a builder. He did
an incredible job, just screwed the exact right amount of holes. Yes,

(41:44):
so yeah, now I'm going to completely bager.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
It, yeah and leave four holes in the wall there.
But that's all good. But what's it called a bit
of character plaster? Plaster? Yeah? I watched New Zealand's Best.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Homes on TVs and plus yes you, I've seen the
thumbnail for that and thought, nah, well I had to.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
It looks good, that sounds good, that sounds like it's
right up my head.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
You have to, well, because my wife's dad's got one
of his houses and he's part of the show, and incidentally,
his house is spit.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
It was terrible.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
It's a house that he designed obviously for someone else.
It's magnificent and it was quite good in terms of
because we saw a few other houses obviously, and I
got bored with it. But the way the other half
lives moogie ye, my word.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
You're saying that it's inspired you and you're thinking about
getting some underfloor insulation.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Totally, man, totally. It is quite humbling, you know when
that like there were these beautiful collages and queens sound
that were made and it was like, my god, and
I saw my father in law's house, and I thought
to myself, what must he think when he comes around
to a little ship hole. I also watched, of course,
House of Dragons, and I went, no, I'm going to

(42:59):
give it a fig the Simeon have it, give it
a good watch. I'm sorry. It's just a poor man's
Game of Thrones. It lacks the grandeur, it lacks the magnificence.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
There the intrigue you were saying, the bus it lacks.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
As I've said before, if Game of Thrones had never existed,
I would like House of the Dragon. But actually, because
of Game of Thrones, I go, it's annoying me so much,
and the wigs are still doing my head, and.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
I don't think I would like House of the Dragon
because I am perfectly happy to put Game of Thrones
to one side and go right, let's watch this new
fantasy show.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Oh it sucks. Have you watched it.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
I've watched seven episodes of the first season, and it
just it just did nothing for me. And it wasn't
because I was thinking of Game of Thrones either. It
just I just didn't think it was that good.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Maybe it's great for me.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
It's very heavy in admin, it's very gloomy. It's very chatty.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
But when Game of Thrones was heavy with admin, the
writing was so brilliant, Yes that you loved it.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
You were lapping. It was intricate, keezy, it was intra
kit chase.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Whereas I'm watching this one going, I don't know what
the hell they're talking about now, it's.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Probably above your head. I reckon, I love it.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I reckon, Just stick with the New Zealands BSEd houses.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Then yeah, maybe it's not that guy fell something from
he does in England the Kraken. Yes for what, Well,
it'll be some half ast doco, no doubt it was.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
You were saying, I fear that the only reason you're
with your wife is so that you inherit. All those
nice houses that have Dad designed.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Well, obviously not Key's he because they're not his houses.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Why'd you say that?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Then it's a Strokes Big Show podcast, Massive Attack there
on the Radio Holarky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. Now
Massive Day for Radio Holarky tomorrow of course Fellas Dayton
Loud too, all day broadcast from the Empire Tavern on
the corner there, and we want punters to come along

(44:57):
because there's going to be no commercials now radio shows
say that, but we mean it, man, No commercials, just
lots of funny stuff going on. We'll be talking a
little bit about, you know, bow cancer and the signs
you need to look out for and what you need
to do, and a serious side to it. But it's
always a good day, mogie, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Well it is good because I often find that I
get told information but then I completely forget it.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yes, and you know one he out the other well, yeah,
and I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
It's like, for example, there's a disease or there's some
kind of sickness called loopis. In New Zealand, it's got
a different name, but in America they call it loopis.
And I cannot tell you the amount of times I've
googled the meaning of the word loopis and going all right,
and I've got no idea what it is. So I'm
somebody that needs to have constant reminders. I need to

(45:46):
know what the signs are when I'm looking for bowel cancer,
so to be able to do it and have a
few lulls along the way, bloody beautiful man.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
It raise a bit of cash as well.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Yeah, see that reminder. I need to text there, Jays.
We're raising funds and awareness for Bell Cancer New Zealand.
June is BEW Cancer Awareness Month. Our mates at cotton SOAFCE.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
This month is it.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Our mates it Cotton Softs have teamed up with us
as well. So tomorrow come to the Empire Tavern down
in Auckland and if you would like to donate three
dollars right now, okay, text the word lou Lou to
three seven seven nine instant three dollars donation. Jay's pass
me your phone right now.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
I'll do it for you.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Why I will doing that? I will do it for you.
This is an mis or this is an extra charge?
Do I want to accept the charge? Well?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Yeah, if that's the case, since yes, and you'll donate
the three dollars?

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, But then am I paying like an extra fifty cents?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Either that or they're going to have to pay for
it the charity Lou to three seven See, I want
to do it right now as well. I've done it.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
I'll get my wife to help me when I get home.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
It's really easy. It's good, it's really easy.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
And I want to do more than three bucks.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
So I tixed lou to three seven seven nine.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
What account is coming out as well?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Actually, Jase, do you want to read the tics that
you got back when you donated it?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Just read that out for a sea, will your mate?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
It says this? No, no, well a crew an additional charge?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Why don't you donate?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
It's three dollars? Mate, You've got a thing about donating
to charity.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Make it right. You know what I'm going to do.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Donate three bucks. I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Get my bank statements and I'm going to show you
the amount of charities I donate.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Okay, two things. Number one, you won't do that?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
What three seven seven nine?

Speaker 4 (47:40):
It ticks lou to three and then you want to
tick I've just done and me too.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Do I have to make that in like a new contact?

Speaker 4 (47:48):
No, this is the same thing we did last year.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
No, it's not give me your phone. I'll do it
for you.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
I don't trust you with my.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
How about this you transferred me three dollars. I'll do
it on my phone.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Again because you always put your photo with you.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
And on my as the wallpaper. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Yeah, so we're running out of time now, but make
sure you do come down to the Empire Hotel here
in Auckland on the corner all day, six a m.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Till six pm.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
The entirety of Hoducky broadcasting live and don't forget text
lou to three seven seven nine make an instant three
dollar donation.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
We'll see you tomorrow at the Empire.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Well, there you go, your mad Barset's at your Tuesday show,
done and dusted and yeah, I want to show it's
been too I put that in our top five big
shows ever.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Actually, yea that k pugsn package that one up? Would
your brother send it off to the Radio Awards right mate?

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Straight away, Mogi, you need to sort your TV out
for TV chat with me, Mike.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Min I do. I've got to sort that out. I've
also got to rearrange the lounge in the dining room.
Also got to prepare for the arrival, arrival of my
sister in law, oh god mother in law. All right, now,
you remember that my mother in law is famous for
stealing my goddamn sat in the lounge. Yes, so I'm
going to put some plans in place around that. We'll
talk about that tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Put spikes under the you know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Keezy.
Let me think about what keys he's doing tonight. Maybe basketball.
I could tell you basketball.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
That's Wednesdays.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Okay, but you're going to give that up anyway, because
you can't really do it anymore and you're sick of
riding the pine.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
So Tuesdays my wife has squat.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Oh yeah, that's it, you are.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
So I'll be making tacos at home.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Fish tacos.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
You were saying, porkmants, making porkmants tacos. She'll be home
at eight thirty, eat those. Then we'll probably watch, well
you eat weight un till she gets home before you
eat them. Country calendar. That's why I have a late
of lunch at like two oh and then I'm not
hungry until she gets home from work or I get home.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Yeah, because you're bloated with noodles and stuffn't you. I'll
tell you what you can put. You can put it away, keysy,
I'll give you that.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I'll give you that too.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
You're a big unit. You can watch you eat breakfasts
and so forth, and I've gone there's no way something
can eat all that just over it.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
I can put it away? Can Mike put it away?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Mowgie's a bit more refined, though he'll have one egg
instead of keyesy set.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
I've seen him spoon eat a fistful of a bowl
of mince by the first full.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Keysey. That was different because I didn't want them to
go off the dinner mints.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Yeah, what are you doing tonight?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Jason? More horse pawn.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Nay all right by