June 25, 2024 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
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out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on our Instagram
show Into Them forty seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Thanks Mace, Thanks thanks man. Had the fire on over
the weekend, Flowers. I didn't tell you about that?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Also love that you use it.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, they cleaned them out.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
They cleaned them out, and so we But we didn't
have a spark guard. Oh yes, okay, screen bastards or
any of the tools.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Sure you know what I'm saying. Yeah, your poker, your poker, a.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Poker and a stoker and some claws, et cetera, et cetera.
But those all turned up today. So that's good. And god,
it was good. It's a good fire man. Yeah, it's
I was a bit concerned it would be what they
would be. I don't know about the other one, but
it would be one of those ones where the heat
goes straight up the chairman. Yes, you can see the fire,
but there's no heat off the fire. It's just heats
going straight up the chimney. Yeah, you know what I mean,
(01:06):
up the chimney. It's not it's not one of those
the heat comes out of the chimney radiates out and
it's fucking good. But what you notice, of course, is
it can't control the heat sure either, stinking it's not
hold enough. Yeah, somewhere in between.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well, funnily enough, my wife actually said to me on Sunday,
dem as the fire because I, as you know, love
a fire, and I missed the spectacle of it. Yes,
but actually the heat pump is so much better at
keeping the house.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Warm, right, great, because.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
The fire would radiate out about two or three meters
and then die and get sucked up in all the
holes in our Yeah, totally. But the old heat pump
just keeps on pumping.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
It keeps on pumping. Baby.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
We've got two living areas at our joint, yes, and
so that goes, it goes, it goes, this is out
goes Are you ready for this? Man goes kick? Then
it goes a living area that has a fireplace in it. Yes,
my wife thought would make a perfect dining room. Remember
that dining room table. We had the five thousand dollars
one ivory one. God, yeah, I got ivory legs and that.
(02:13):
And then there's the lounge which is bigger, which has
got the TV and shit. In it, And I said,
I feel like this one that's closer to the kitchen
makes more sense because then we can just that's where
the heat pump is.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Number one.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Sure, and it's close to the kitchen. And we're very
really going to use the dining table. So why don't
we make the other room the dining room and then
we can just close it off, you know, until we
sort of need it.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Sure, Nana, where's the other fire and the lounge.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
So there's lounge in the dining room.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
There's one of the dining room, one of the lounge, right, okay,
so like both don't have to.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
How would you guys feel about having one in your bedroom?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I would never use it, you know, I just don't
think you're in there long enough. I had a mate fireplace, Yeah,
I mean I've had I've had a bedroom before that's
got a fireplace in it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
He shall remain nameless, Brenda Love Grow. You will never
guess who it is, Leeheart.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
But she would.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Say they had a fireplace in their beddream.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Judith Collins.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And when Helen Clark said, partnerlet said fire in the
bed dream, it was always a signal that, you know,
a bit of the.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Old love making in front of Yeah, man, so you
love making in front of the fire, You've done it?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
You would have want that?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Have never done it?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Definitely? I have many times.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I don't know if I have, because I don't think
I've never had a fire.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
The only place with the fire is my parents house
and total, I'm not about to make love.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That was the first time I did it. What made
love in front of a fire?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Whereabouts?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Was at at your parents house?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Who are you making love with?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There's none of your business, Keezy.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
You mind your bloody bull.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You're making you know you're saying it was at my house.
I just think I deserve to know who you're making
love with.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, it's not your house. It's Ron and Don's house.
And I hang on Mon and Don's house.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
What did you say, Ron?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
So that night it was yeah, No, I.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Definitely had made made love in front of a fire?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
How hot? How hot was it?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Are we with two cos? But I mean on many
different occasions.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Anyway, The end of my story is that my wife,
my wife said no, My mom turned up, yeah, and
Mom sedested the same thing that I had suggested. What
a good idea, What a good idea? That is Marge.
So now we'll be swapping that around.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
We should tell Marge to tell your wife that she
hates the head board.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's still you know, there's nothing there's nothing that wives
loved more than advice from mother.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
In law to be fear from anybody except you. Yes.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, although on the weekend, this is another thing I
did and we didn't talk about it on the show.
I was doing some renovating. I did some renovating, renovating
outside and water blasted the house and water blasted the tolls.
We've got like a patio with huge PAVs. Yes, and
they were didn't realize how fucking disgusting and filthy they
(05:21):
were until we water blasted them. Amazing, Yeah, it is.
And my wife was loving the fact that I was
doing some work outside. She hasn't looked at me like
that in years.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah. Yeah, It's like when I chop wood. When you
get wood, you know, when I get wood and I
chop it up when I call it and I'm just
wearing my shorty shorts.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Are you using a guillotine?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
But he would splintering all over the place. My wife
comes out with a cool glass of lemonade. Lemonade goes
back and side, put the fire on inside, puts the
fire on, making you know you know what I'm saying about.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I thought you didn't have a fire.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Puts the heat pump back on the day when we
did and I was chopping wood and stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
We did chopping wood and then putting the heat pamp on. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
The whole Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hurarchy Wy Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
The Heat Pumps great, man, I am loving it. It's
really good. For the first time disaster. You know, our
house is warm killder. Yes, we did, and it was
fully for that month that we had it, and it
was an actual reading. So no, man too thirty.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
That's not bad. Yeah for three of you.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
But like you, I sit back suspiciously and go I'm
just waya for the next one.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
That's going to be a du the next one.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
What's your what's your power?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Billy?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I think it's like two hundred every six weeks or something.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's a month. It's monthly, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
No, no, no, It depends who your thing is. Whereas
we're on one, were you top up turn it dolls
at a time?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You chop it up?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Are you going one of those meters.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Lucy does it. I don't do it, and but you
top up your account turn it dolls at a time
and then it uses and it chips away at it.
But then there's a free hour, like you can select
your free hour of power every day and blah blah blasht.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
We've got Are you interesting?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
It's a week? Can we drop up every six weeks
or so?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Maybe it's electric. Can we the free hour of power?
Can you pick when you want to use it? Yeah,
well we've got a new one. We were worth somebody else.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Now I think we're going to change.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You can have free you get free power on the
weekend between nine and five. So we're just we're just
turning every light in the house on.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Do you trust the Do.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I trust it? Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Because it's not you can see it's got thirteen ten
and I'm not scared of ghosts.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
It's yeah, I do trust it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah. I just you know these deals that they have
and they go, oh yeah, free power from bullshit. They'll
still fucking charge you. Yeah, I'll just put it somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Well, when we first joined this thing that we're on,
Lucy was every day would pick the hour of power
be like, when do we put the dishwash on whatever
it might be? Select that hour. But and it's great
and you save a ship load of money, except you
eventually can't be fucked doing it, and then you stop
doing it, and then you're just on their power plan.
So we need to switch to one that you guys
are doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You guys don't shower separately that way?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
What have you been shower separately?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I mean you shower together to save Yeah, yeah, yeah,
absolutely no, not in my house. No, oh really do you?
You don't shower with your wife do your murky?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
You know we shower together? Is then who washes your back?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Nobody?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You got dirty back?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You wash your back?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Well?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
We yeah, we know that you don't put any soap
on your body at all days.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Very very fond of the sandal wood and coconut liquid sea.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Ever an imperial leather man.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
How good was that?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I was even a brute man for a while.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I'm a brute man now I'm a brute man.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I sort of grew out of it, though, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
My granddad was. Yeah, yeah, it reminds me of him.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
It's all all the old fellas, but I like brute
after shaved brute soap.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's what I got for Christmas once off a mates
family with them and they gave me it was the
after shave, the odor toilet that was high flammable. Yes,
the stick, after shave, the spray to the odor. It
was a Christmas pack, so I kept it and I
gave it back to the father the following Christmas.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Excellent. I think I got that same pack one year maybe, yeah,
pretty another one, you mean pretty stick, et cetera.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I love the after shave. It burns like a motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I used to kill you so good.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I used to. I'm try. I don't remember who used
to give me soap on the ropes. You went through
those for a while.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They were handy when I was in jail, man, I'll
tell you what. Yeah, because yeah, it was you just
get wrapped it around your rest and have it handy.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
But is that the idea behind it?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yes? Yes? Is it that big of oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
When I when I was in drop so yeah, yeah,
when I was in prison, keizy, I wore around the
neck twenty four to seven.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It was sort of carved into the shape of a kouser, yeah,
which made which made it easier when people bent over
in the share to clean out their nuts.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh so remember Mike Laine's story about the nurs Do
you hear that?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Was it to do with putting a tarp down?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
And it wasn't the anal beads.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I heard that you had a million times from different people.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This one was he was trying to convince his partner
at the time that she should give it a go,
you know back door those there were some discussions around it,
and he thought, well, who am I? Who am I
to put this kind of pressure on my partner when
I have never tried myself. And this thought occurred to
him while he had a brand new.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Bar of soap lane and he jammed it up as
anus and it's like sweet air.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Is true story that would have hurt true story.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Like obviously the size of but also just the soapiness.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It's a real it's a real chod situation you've got there.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
But also what was discussing about it was when he
put the sack back on the little dish there.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, oftentimes you go to somebody's
house and they'll have pubic here on this So.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah, this was worse.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It was streaked with.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
What excrement, disgusting story, He's disgusting. Listen to the Hurdy
Big Show Fort'll seven every week down on Radio Hurdarcky.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Feeling a bit woozy, fellos, Bye
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Mhm
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Fan of the Hurdarcky Picture podcast, make sure you shock
out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on our Instagram
show Into Them forty seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Thanks Mace, Thanks thanks man. Had the fire on over
the weekend, Flowers. I didn't tell you about that?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Also love that you use it.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, they cleaned them out.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
They cleaned them out, and so we But we didn't
have a spark guard. Oh yes, okay, screen bastards or
any of the tools.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Sure you know what I'm saying. Yeah, your poker, your poker, a.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Poker and a stoker and some claws, et cetera, et cetera.
But those all turned up today. So that's good. And god,
it was good. It's a good fire man. Yeah, it's
I was a bit concerned it would be what they
would be. I don't know about the other one, but
it would be one of those ones where the heat
goes straight up the chairman. Yes, you can see the fire,
but there's no heat off the fire. It's just heats
going straight up the chimney. Yeah, you know what I mean,
(01:06):
up the chimney. It's not it's not one of those
the heat comes out of the chimney radiates out and
it's fucking good. But what you notice, of course, is
it can't control the heat sure either, stinking it's not
hold enough. Yeah, somewhere in between.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well, funnily enough, my wife actually said to me on Sunday,
dem as the fire because I, as you know, love
a fire, and I missed the spectacle of it. Yes,
but actually the heat pump is so much better at
keeping the house.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Warm, right, great, because.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
The fire would radiate out about two or three meters
and then die and get sucked up in all the
holes in our Yeah, totally. But the old heat pump
just keeps on pumping.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
It keeps on pumping. Baby.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
We've got two living areas at our joint, yes, and
so that goes, it goes, it goes, this is out
goes Are you ready for this? Man goes kick? Then
it goes a living area that has a fireplace in it. Yes,
my wife thought would make a perfect dining room. Remember
that dining room table. We had the five thousand dollars
one ivory one. God, yeah, I got ivory legs and that.
(02:13):
And then there's the lounge which is bigger, which has
got the TV and shit. In it, And I said,
I feel like this one that's closer to the kitchen
makes more sense because then we can just that's where
the heat pump is.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Number one.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Sure, and it's close to the kitchen. And we're very
really going to use the dining table. So why don't
we make the other room the dining room and then
we can just close it off, you know, until we
sort of need it.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Sure, Nana, where's the other fire and the lounge.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
So there's lounge in the dining room.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
There's one of the dining room, one of the lounge, right, okay,
so like both don't have to.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
How would you guys feel about having one in your bedroom?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I would never use it, you know, I just don't
think you're in there long enough. I had a mate fireplace, Yeah,
I mean I've had I've had a bedroom before that's
got a fireplace in it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
He shall remain nameless, Brenda Love Grow. You will never
guess who it is, Leeheart.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
But she would.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Say they had a fireplace in their beddream.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Judith Collins.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
And when Helen Clark said, partnerlet said fire in the
bed dream, it was always a signal that, you know,
a bit of the.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Old love making in front of Yeah, man, so you
love making in front of the fire, You've done it?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
You would have want that?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Have never done it?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Definitely? I have many times.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I don't know if I have, because I don't think
I've never had a fire.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
The only place with the fire is my parents house
and total, I'm not about to make love.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That was the first time I did it. What made
love in front of a fire?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Whereabouts?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Was at at your parents house?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Who are you making love with?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There's none of your business, Keezy.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
You mind your bloody bull.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
You're making you know you're saying it was at my house.
I just think I deserve to know who you're making
love with.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well, it's not your house. It's Ron and Don's house.
And I hang on Mon and Don's house.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
What did you say, Ron?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
So that night it was yeah, No, I.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Definitely had made made love in front of a fire?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
How hot? How hot was it?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Are we with two cos? But I mean on many
different occasions.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Anyway, The end of my story is that my wife,
my wife said no, My mom turned up, yeah, and
Mom sedested the same thing that I had suggested. What
a good idea, What a good idea? That is Marge.
So now we'll be swapping that around.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
We should tell Marge to tell your wife that she
hates the head board.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's still you know, there's nothing there's nothing that wives
loved more than advice from mother.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
In law to be fear from anybody except you. Yes.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, although on the weekend, this is another thing I
did and we didn't talk about it on the show.
I was doing some renovating. I did some renovating, renovating
outside and water blasted the house and water blasted the tolls.
We've got like a patio with huge PAVs. Yes, and
they were didn't realize how fucking disgusting and filthy they
(05:21):
were until we water blasted them. Amazing, Yeah, it is.
And my wife was loving the fact that I was
doing some work outside. She hasn't looked at me like
that in years.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah. Yeah, It's like when I chop wood. When you
get wood, you know, when I get wood and I
chop it up when I call it and I'm just
wearing my shorty shorts.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Are you using a guillotine?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
But he would splintering all over the place. My wife
comes out with a cool glass of lemonade. Lemonade goes
back and side, put the fire on inside, puts the
fire on, making you know you know what I'm saying about.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I thought you didn't have a fire.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Puts the heat pump back on the day when we
did and I was chopping wood and stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
We did chopping wood and then putting the heat pamp on. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
The whole Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hurarchy Wy Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
The Heat Pumps great, man, I am loving it. It's
really good. For the first time disaster. You know, our
house is warm killder. Yes, we did, and it was
fully for that month that we had it, and it
was an actual reading. So no, man too thirty.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
That's not bad. Yeah for three of you.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
But like you, I sit back suspiciously and go I'm
just waya for the next one.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
That's going to be a du the next one.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
What's your what's your power?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Billy?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I think it's like two hundred every six weeks or something.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's a month. It's monthly, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
No, no, no, It depends who your thing is. Whereas
we're on one, were you top up turn it dolls
at a time?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You chop it up?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Are you going one of those meters.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Lucy does it. I don't do it, and but you
top up your account turn it dolls at a time
and then it uses and it chips away at it.
But then there's a free hour, like you can select
your free hour of power every day and blah blah blasht.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
We've got Are you interesting?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
It's a week? Can we drop up every six weeks
or so?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Maybe it's electric. Can we the free hour of power?
Can you pick when you want to use it? Yeah,
well we've got a new one. We were worth somebody else.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Now I think we're going to change.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You can have free you get free power on the
weekend between nine and five. So we're just we're just
turning every light in the house on.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Do you trust the Do.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I trust it? Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Because it's not you can see it's got thirteen ten
and I'm not scared of ghosts.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
It's yeah, I do trust it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah. I just you know these deals that they have
and they go, oh yeah, free power from bullshit. They'll
still fucking charge you. Yeah, I'll just put it somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Well, when we first joined this thing that we're on,
Lucy was every day would pick the hour of power
be like, when do we put the dishwash on whatever
it might be? Select that hour. But and it's great
and you save a ship load of money, except you
eventually can't be fucked doing it, and then you stop
doing it, and then you're just on their power plan.
So we need to switch to one that you guys
are doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You guys don't shower separately that way?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
What have you been shower separately?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I mean you shower together to save Yeah, yeah, yeah,
absolutely no, not in my house. No, oh really do you?
You don't shower with your wife do your murky?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
You know we shower together? Is then who washes your back?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Nobody?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You got dirty back?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You wash your back?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Well?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
We yeah, we know that you don't put any soap
on your body at all days.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Very very fond of the sandal wood and coconut liquid sea.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Ever an imperial leather man.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
How good was that?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I was even a brute man for a while.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I'm a brute man now I'm a brute man.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I sort of grew out of it, though, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
My granddad was. Yeah, yeah, it reminds me of him.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
It's all all the old fellas, but I like brute
after shaved brute soap.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's what I got for Christmas once off a mates
family with them and they gave me it was the
after shave, the odor toilet that was high flammable. Yes,
the stick, after shave, the spray to the odor. It
was a Christmas pack, so I kept it and I
gave it back to the father the following Christmas.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Excellent. I think I got that same pack one year maybe, yeah,
pretty another one, you mean pretty stick, et cetera.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I love the after shave. It burns like a motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I used to kill you so good.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I used to. I'm try. I don't remember who used
to give me soap on the ropes. You went through
those for a while.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They were handy when I was in jail, man, I'll
tell you what. Yeah, because yeah, it was you just
get wrapped it around your rest and have it handy.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
But is that the idea behind it?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yes? Yes? Is it that big of oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
When I when I was in drop so yeah, yeah,
when I was in prison, keizy, I wore around the
neck twenty four to seven.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
It was sort of carved into the shape of a kouser, yeah,
which made which made it easier when people bent over
in the share to clean out their nuts.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Oh so remember Mike Laine's story about the nurs Do
you hear that?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Was it to do with putting a tarp down?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
And it wasn't the anal beads.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I heard that you had a million times from different people.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This one was he was trying to convince his partner
at the time that she should give it a go,
you know back door those there were some discussions around it,
and he thought, well, who am I? Who am I
to put this kind of pressure on my partner when
I have never tried myself. And this thought occurred to
him while he had a brand new.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Bar of soap lane and he jammed it up as
anus and it's like sweet air.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Is true story that would have hurt true story.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Like obviously the size of but also just the soapiness.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It's a real it's a real chod situation you've got there.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
But also what was discussing about it was when he
put the sack back on the little dish there.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, oftentimes you go to somebody's
house and they'll have pubic here on this So.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah, this was worse.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It was streaked with.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
What excrement, disgusting story, He's disgusting. Listen to the Hurdy
Big Show Fort'll seven every week down on Radio Hurdarcky.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Feeling a bit woozy, fellos, Bye
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Mhm
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