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June 26, 2024 63 mins

On today's show, we're broadcasting live from the Empire Tavern in Auckland to raise awareness and funds for Bowel Cancer New Zealand! Text LOO to 3779 to make an instant $3 donation!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Big Show with Night and Day. Every Tuesday in
June you can enjoy a barista made coffee for just
two dollars.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's Radio Hodike Day and Lou number two, raising a
witness for Bell Cancer, New Zealand's second highest course of
cancer death. To make a three dollar donation, just text
Lou to three seven seven nine or head too Dayanlu
dot co don Inzen to donate more.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'll get a your mad Barstard's great to have your
company this Wednesday afternoon, the twenty sixth of June twenty
twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening to the
Big Show brought to you by Night.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Ah Yes Dayan Lou too.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
If you are anywhere in the Auckland CBD, come on
down to the Empire Tabinet. Say gooda Mogi, you absolute
stallion of a man, You Greek a donna's house life.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
You goin pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son
of a b absolute pleasure to be down here today.
And God it's World War, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Sure as man?

Speaker 5 (01:01):
We got in here first thing in the morning. In
the morning, we were here at about five thirty, queuing
up to get through the doors and glad we did
because it has just been rammed all day. Have have a
lot of support for Bell Camps in New Zealand and
Bell Cancer Awareness, and we are going to do them
proud today.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Kezy certainly are Mogi Sorry threw me off there? Usually
you throw to Jason and Hills.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Something horrible to you, but that's not the way we
today's about.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, not that we do that anyway, fellows. No, I
mean we always support Kezy. Just before you kick off there, Kezi,
what's with a massive heiccky on your neck?

Speaker 6 (01:34):
Did you notice that?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Hell?

Speaker 6 (01:35):
They did.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
My wife got pretty excited that it was Dayan Lou
too today. She knew that there'd be a lot of
people hanging around. Sure, so it was sort of like
put a little stamp on it, you know, sold, I'm
off the market, you might say, just just quickly on
my technique, Jason, you're gonna have to hold it closer
to your mouth, mate, just so that you sound better.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, but you forget Kezy.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
I was in there.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I was in the theater, mate, so I project my
voice so I don't actually have to have it so
fiercely close as you do.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, I suppose if it was any closer, you'd be
able to hear you breathing through that snozz of yours.
So but hey, it's great to be down here at
the Empire Tavern raising money for Bell Cancer New Zealand.
Text the word loud to three seven seven nine, instant
three dollar donation. It is one hundred percent community funded
and receives no government assistance. So do be generous, do
get stuck, and don't.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Be like Jace. Text lou right now to three seven
seven nine and donate three bucks.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Over the course of the day, we'll be talking to
a lot of experts in and around the Bank Bell
Cancer area and we're hoping that by the end of
the day we will have convinced Jase to make that
three dollar donation.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah. Absolutely, last year.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
It didn't happen, did it, Jason?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Absolutely? It's a massive shall we head? It's a massive afternoon,
so do come on down if you're in the Auckland CBD.
Let's get into some chin shall we before we get
some comedians.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
On Ah the Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Keisy He.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Is indeed muse there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
line from the Empire Tavern and the Auckland CBD for
a day in lou too. Hey, fellas, if you don't mind,
I'd just like to get a bit of admin out
of the way before we fully get into the show.
If that's okay, sure, man, you'll realize and remember that
yesterday I put a business proposition in front of you

(03:18):
higher houghdy J's head.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, So people could pay and then you would give
them your head.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Give them I'd give them my head for a length
of time. Depending on how long the length of time is,
you know, would equate to how much they would pay me.
I just want to say it's been massively successful. I
have been absolutely inundated with people wanting houghdy Jay's head,
you know, and some strange requests. I was thinking, like,
you know, a month span sort of thing, mogi, or

(03:48):
maybe a four month span. A lot of requests for
just thirty minutes, a few requests for Hoidy j Head
for just ten minutes. So it's been really tricky trying
to work out, you know, the costs.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
I think a little word of advice here, man, I
think you need to bring in a manager. Sure, somebody
to act as an intermediary between you and the punters.
Good idea that person or oftentimes I will take a percentage,
but what they'll also do is manage all of the negotiations.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
And keep you safe as well.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Sure, because people can often be unhappy depending on you know,
how the transaction goes. Somebody like Pugs would be very good.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, Putson would be great. Actually, it would be great. Incidentally,
later on the show, there's always Connie chat with Pugs on.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Oh that's happening.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
What about if you're getting so many requests, would you
open it up to say, like missus Hoidy J.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
No, I think it's just got to be higher Hoidy
J's head, right, you know, I don't want to confuse
the message out there. I just wanted to say. The
reason I bring it up because I'm booked out for
the next two years basically, right, So, well, that's hats.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
People are sending you their hats. Is it still that
you wear them and that's the business or.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, there's been a few other different requests occasions where
you will wear a hat. I will wear a hat sometimes, easy,
for sure.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
I've been told that a lot of the times if
you've got a camp on, you have to turn it
backwards exactly.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, I'm absolutely staked, so much so
that I'm going to have to, you know, stop it
in its tracks as we speak.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Yeah, well that's a boomer man.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
You might also be able to consider franchising that out. Sure,
you could sort of have stores all around the country.
It's just people, you could. It's the sort of thing
you could have on the side of the street as well.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Absolutely, why not? Little Yeah is that legal totally?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Well, you can get a permit, right, you get a
permit from the council there, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, a good, good idea.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
And why don't you do it sort of during the
hours where other people aren't selling stuff, so that you know,
you can get more foot traffic of nighttime?

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Nighttime? Yeah, that's when I targeted.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Oh, I love the ideas are flowing.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
It is a good idea as well, because you often
find at nighttime people have had a few beers and
they're going to make a few bad decisions.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Sure, sure, so that it could be not that hiring
hiring my head is a bad.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Decision, It might be one that they would have make sober.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Sure, well maybe, yeah, it might be one they regret
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
For sure, I can picture, you know, one am comes around,
I've responsibly had a few and then I just text
through to O eight hundred Hoidy J's head, just you
up question Mark and then we meet it a place
and then just go from there.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Sounds good, Keys, he sounds good. Let's get back to
the tune, shall we?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Absolutely, and don't forget text Lou to three seven seven
nine an instant three dollars donation to Bowcanson, New Zealand,
too good, and also come down to the Empire Tavern
in Auckland.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Here's Black Sabbath, the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yes, indeed Black Sabbath.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
There.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
You're listening to the Big Show this Wednesday afternoon life
from the Empire Tabin and the Auckland CBD. If you're
in the area, come on down and say get a one,
don't you.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
We've been broadcasting live here all day for a day
in lou number two.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
It is our second year doing this. Then we're trying
to get it up and running.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
If you don't know what it is full details day
and Lou dot co dot in zere. But the skinny
of it is that we are trying to raise funds
and also awareness for bal cancer New Zealand. Text the
word Lou to three seven seven nine instant three dollar donation.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Fellas you get onto that would your hody j thanks mate, Yeah,
just you know, well, you know, in terms of my
bowel movements, I'm.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Pretty meticulous, fellows. Yeah, I'm very observant. Two perfect tubes
every morning around six eighty five, drop down to two.
It's dropped down to two. Cut back on the diet
a little bit.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
The change of bell habits is actually a symptoms, so
you go get checked.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Oh okay, good idea.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Yeah, it's true and you do have to stay on
top of it, horedy ja.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
I agree with you there, mate, And one of the
ways that I do it well, as you say the
achisi there's a change in stool, so I might go
from solid to more of your the diarrhea sort of
sort of situation will be switching back and forward between
the two.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
So a real variety.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
And what you're looking for is that nice smooth consistency
of steel and the best way to check that I
find is getting in there and just between the fore
finger and the thumb.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
Yes, and that's just once a month you can do that.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
So you're digging around in there. You don't have to
dig around. You shouldn't have to dig around. It should
be just right there beneath the surface.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
And you reach in with your forefinger and you pull
a bit out and you just play with it.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
You don't have to just to ride out just above
the water there, but just to give an idea of
what you've got.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Like you're putting a bit of salt on your meal,
thank you, Yeah, a pinch moogy thank you?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, nice man, nice.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Right, you're not doing that, Keysy, We No, I don't
do that. No, well you should be doing that well,
to be honest, I'm thirty two. I should go and
you know, get a colon os could be done.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
Yeah you've had one. I have you said? It was
a great time. Yeah, I mean yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
We'll probably start talking about colon Osky's later because this
is I want to get this through to you that
this is an important thing to do as well.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Keys all right, the actual the sort of reaching down
and getting amongst it physically with your own.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
In terms of your stool's keysy since you're not doing that,
you know, because I've often been fascinated between the difference
of your your regular mid day stool and your midnight
Steve for example, you have Yeah, I mean obviously there's
different things going on there is there.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
To be honest, mate.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
In terms of consistency, it's clockwork.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
For me, it's all the same, and I'm the same
as you. JS you're up at six that you're doing it.
I'm not far behind you.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
I'm following you in there at about seven thirty and
that's daily for me, and then the occasional midnight one,
which fortunately hasn't become too much of a thing on
the big show.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I've got to be honest with you, fellas. We're sitting
on a stage here, sitting on toilets, and I'm finding
it a little bit triggering, you know what i mean.
Being in this position, my body is sort of you know,
this is my quiet time for so I'm getting a
bit of bow trembling going on at the moment, just
like it's like muscle memory. You brain's going I'm sitting
in a barg I need to do my three perfect yes.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Sit straight, up and down like that pretty much for me.
I've sort of got an elbow on each knee. I'm
leaning forward. I generally have a book in my hands.
I'll be catching up on the latest toss or you
ski or something similar to that.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yes, I have a book on the tour that I've
had the same book for twelve years.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Yeah. I like to do wrote that, Hener Hugh Hefner.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I like to just sit there quietly, to be honest,
and just not have anything stimulating my brain and just
being at one.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah. Well, there's a lot going on when you're doing it, Keysy,
so you know what, at one with your twos.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
That's exactly right, Mogi.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Now, exciting news coming up. We've got comedian James must
have been coming in here.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
That's right. For the entire Dan Lou.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
We have been flushing away the adverts and replacing the
nice comedy breaks, various comedians coming in and reading the
jokes that people have ticked through on three four eight three,
So please keep those jokes coming.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
And we will be getting to those over the next
few hours. Beautiful, that's a tune, Jays cake it okay?
You love kk hell Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Radio a day in lou Time.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
To flush another commercial break for a cardie break.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Yes, indeed, welcome back your massive back time you lissen
to the Big Show live from the Empire teven and
New Orpen CBD for a day in Lou too, and
has promised as promised, we're flashing the commercials and they've
got the one the only James must depick with us.
James Ammed bastard has life.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Hello, listen to adoring crowd.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, they love you, James.

Speaker 8 (11:25):
My gosh, nice to see you all my fans.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
And I can I just say too, it's nice to
see a wine glass with a decent amount of wine
in it, you know what I mean, instead of just
like a little squirt.

Speaker 8 (11:36):
I'm actually Comedians off to make fun of me because
I when I'm on stage, I hold the mic in.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Hand.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
You're nice, quite powerful, Okay, okay, do you order a
double with the Yeah, this is a double.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Good stuff of course. If you're listening right now, come
on down to the Empire teven. You can also donate
three dollars right now by texting Lou to three seven
seven nine.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
That's Bell Cancer New Zealand. James, you do a lot
of charity stuff.

Speaker 8 (12:06):
Man, Yes, I once one hundred thousand dollars for charity.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Really, how'd you do?

Speaker 5 (12:12):
That?

Speaker 6 (12:13):
Wasn't on a TV show? Yeah, cently was far out,
So James took out the top spot on Celebrity Sure
Island one hundred thousand of charity. How did you feel
after that?

Speaker 8 (12:21):
God, the charity didn't contact me for ages.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
Was sorry.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
I should say that charity is amazing, especially my chosen charity,
Bell Cancer Foundation.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Nice, Yes, well that's pretty good. You've given a one
hundred thousand dollars to a single charity. We're trying to
get Jokes to donate three dollars through the text today
to Bell Cancer New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
We're chipping away, man, we're chipping away. I've I've got
high hopes.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah. Look, I'll be honest with you, James. I do
a lot of you know, sort of charity work myself.
Like what, Jason, I do a lot of you know,
free gigs and all that sort of stuff. I donate
to a lot of charities. I don't want to get
into it much. I don't want to be blowing my
own horn, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
I don't think screaming at homeless people on Queen Street
is a free geek?

Speaker 6 (13:07):
Oh you don't?

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Does that not well?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
To be honest, look at the bright side between you
and James must have picked You've You've donated one hundred
thousand dollars to charity.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
So that's pretty damn you should be proud of that.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Now we have flushed out all the commercial breaks, We've
replaced them with jokes read by comedians, and those jokes
are sent in by the listeners on three four eight three.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
James, you've got to listen to them. You haven't pre
read any of these, right, I haven't. All right, yeah,
because there are a lot of racist ones coming through.
But that's all good news here about it? Right at
my wheelhouse?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
No, just kidding, Okay, shall I far away? James?

Speaker 8 (13:40):
I've got a friend in North Korea?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Or no, that's already so can you do that in
a North Korean.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
I've got a friend in North Korea.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
I asked them how it was over there at the
moment they see you can't complain.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
It's at the end of the I can't complain. Yeah,
you get it. No, I'll get in trouble. Joseph's like.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Brain fade.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Yeah, okay, nice, Okay.

Speaker 8 (14:13):
If a bluebird has blue babies and the blackbird has black.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
What breed of bird has no babies? I have no idea. Okay,
it's a swallow. Oh my god, who said these it?

Speaker 3 (14:31):
What the hell? Man?

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Once you just reminded these not James jokes. These are jokes.
Listeners might have to keep some of them.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
That was a shocker. I got that one mogie.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
That's good. That's got a big response. Is it Is
it risky to go for a closer? Do you go
for a third James? And we're going to be happy
to wrap it up there?

Speaker 8 (14:55):
Yes, okay, I'm liking the look of this next one.
I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just
going to keep moving house till I find her.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
Ah, after the swallow one, it's not quite doesn't shame,
It doesn't have the shame.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Maybe just do one more then?

Speaker 6 (15:12):
Okay? All right, final Joe.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
Whenever someone says I don't believe in coincidences.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
I say, oh my god, me neither. Why is it
just finishing with two squeaky cleve ones? And they're two
very ropable ones to begin. Yeah, yeah, beautifully delivered.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Hey, James delivered. Thanks for coming in, mate, you're going
to stay and finish your wine, of course.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
You're good on you, mate, take about five minutes or
you can we wake around.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Applause for James mush I think everyone.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
Yeah, let's get back to the chance. Don't forget.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Text load of three seven seven nine instant three dollar
donations of Bow Cancer New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Of the Hodiking Bing Show podcast Chemical Brothers there on
the radio. Holdankee big show. I like from the Empire,
Taving damn Luke too.

Speaker 6 (15:59):
That's right, we're down at the Empire, Central Auckland.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Come on down, get a monkst We are raising funds
for Bell Cancer, New Zealand. Text the word loud to
three seven seven nine instant three dollar donation. And also
make sure you you know, check yourself regularly. You were
saying earlier, Mogi that you actually sometimes reach in there
and check after you've sort of gone to the toilet,
just to make sure the consistency is right.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Well, that's right, because you know, it can be a
sign of an issue if there's a change in the stool,
if it moves from all over the firmer number, okay,
sort of a little bit more watery, okay, cool. And
you reach in with your hand, well I did, like
for example, I did it on Sunday. Just yeah, yeah,
I mean it's the easiest way to do it. Why
do you use your hand though? I feel like, you know,

(16:41):
reaching down into it.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
It's sort of.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
While I'm there getting my phone out, I might as
well have a feel of that as well. So it's
sort of a two birds one stones your phone was
in their phone was in there, my keys and my
wallet because I had my baggy pants on with the
holes in it. But yeah, it's just it's easy, just
straight in there with your hand, a bit of a wrap,
grab your phone and your wallet, your keys if they're
in there.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
I've got to be honest with you, Mogi. There's something
reassuring about having a little piece of your excrement between
your finger and thumb. There's something very reassuring about it,
that's right, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
And it helps you retrace your steps as well, exactly right, Yeah,
I forgot about that.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
Yeah, yeah, you know what you've been and what you've
been up to, right, Okay, well I'll give that a
go from now on. Whatever my wallet's and there.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Oh yeah yeah, just check it out.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
Does that happen quite often? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah right, okay,
good to no.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Hey. In the meantime, it's time for this tools down.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
And Liza, it's super liquor trade was time time?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Just yes, indeed, trade against trade your chance to win
five hundred bucks cash. We've dragged the little spinning wheel
all the way down here. Especially you can spin the
wheel live in front of our live audience here, keys,
are you ready to go? You're fired up? Can I?

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Can I recommend that today? Because you've been a bit
weak on the spins and it's nothing personal. Minute, you know,
it can be tough in front of a crowd. Why
don't you use your wiping hand and that'll be a
bit stronger.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Oh yeah, which is my other hand, because I use
my other hand for wiping, but my right one for
everything else. Okay, go left handed? One big spin coming up?
Three two, one?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Ah, appalling, that was really bad, but this is kind
of appropriate. Plumber.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
Oh oh, first trader is plumber.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah yeah, plumber.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
So if you're a plumber, give us a call now.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Oh eight hundred Hodak and you could win five hundred
things to super liquor. Alright, second spin, I'll use my
regular hand, all right, I give up my wiping hand.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Three two one better?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Ah, okay the two p's pa. Oh, hang on, there's
been a gust of breeze. Wait whay.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
Go what what Painter?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Oh that is so weird. It landed on painter again
after it went round three more times. So if you're
a plumber or you're a painter, give us a call
right now on eight hundred Hodakin. When it's our five
hundred bucks, go on, give it a give it a nudge.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
In the meantime, Pearl jam Black, don't forget June Ta's
low three seven seven nine, Get amongst people, instant three
dollars donation to Bell Cancer, New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
The hod Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy.

Speaker 9 (19:36):
Let's go to the.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
Trade wall, super lick a scoreboard.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
He is indeed a trade against trade in your chance
to win five hundred dollars cash Painter and a plumber today, Fellows,
is it Racco or Raco? Raco? Buddy Raco? You're mad, bastard.
Hou's life good absolutely great. Good on you, mate. How's
the aiming business treating you? Oh?

Speaker 6 (20:03):
Lovely mate, lovely.

Speaker 7 (20:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
I used to do a bit of painting back in
the day and you've got to be a real backbone
to stick at there every day.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Brother, Well done, cheers mate.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Hey, good on you you, Maco Met plumber. How are
you your Mayor Barslin?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, not bad, fellows, how are you?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah? Good? Thanks mate, good good. Busy plumbers are always
bloody busy. It's almost impossible to get a plumber these
days because it's so busy.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Yeah, busy, flat out mate. Hey Matt plumber from christ Church,
may are you're a p trap guy and this trap
guy I prefer yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Same, so good, same, all right, fellows, This is how
it works. We ask three questions. First to two wins
five hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Jase, Jase, Jace. Can I ask the first question?

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Sure, but I just got to finish up. And your
buzzer is what you do for a living, So Raco
for you, it's obviously painter, and Met for you it's planner,
all right, fellas, fellows.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
First question in Japan, what does the phrase conichiwa mean? Hello? Yeah, plumber,
Matte yeah, hello, yeap, what hello? What? Oh no, sorry,
yes it is hello. That's correct. One one to the plumber.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Stuff well John, Matt, all right, second question here, fellas,
And this one's a multi choice.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
We're doing this for bell Cans In New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
The Gateway to the Intestine is also known as d
nas C NICs, B nice or a nash.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, lacos correct back massive backbone. All right, fellows, here's
a decider. Is the decider?

Speaker 6 (22:01):
So you saying, Jason, the winner of this one gets
five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Exactly that key cheers, That cheers to that man. All right, powders,
here we go. How many Barrett brothers have played for
the All Blacks?

Speaker 6 (22:15):
Matt? I heard Matt, he yelled out three. That is correct, Matt,
you just got five hundred bucks thanks to superliker mate.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Good on. Yeah, your backbones. Yeah, we'll chuck you over
to Big Dilly and the main studio there and he'll
sort you out. Thanks for playing.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
That's right, And of course he's going to take three
dollars of that five hundred and text lou to three
seven seven nine donate three bucks to bow Cancer New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
Coming up, after five on the Big Show. Of course,
more day and lou Chat.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
If you're in Auckland come down to the Empire Tabin
and get a monkst it's going off and a mystery
comedian guest to read our jokes instead of an ad break.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Pretty exciting stuff. And also we'll be getting to the
bottom of why Kezy has got such a humongous hecky on,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, there's a massive hecky Vicky all that after five The.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy. It's Bell
Cancer Awareness monthly, and that's why we're doing a day
and Loop number two. Val Cancer is curable in more
than ninety percent of cases if caught early enough, so
know the symptoms, get checked and take action.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yes, indeed, welcome back here, massive Backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show, brought to you by Night Live from
the Empire Tabin and the Orkland CBD. So if you're
in the area, come on down and join the party

(23:42):
and fellers. Speaking of parties, I've had my first, my
first customer for hire, Hoidy j Head. Oh yeah, Joineryrecycle
dot co dot nz. It is an online demo yard.
They sell and recycle aluminum and wo single doors, French doors,
bifold doors, ranch sliders, windows or filler and Bungalow joinery

(24:07):
Bungalow joiner. They've given me this amazing hat and the
most important part, Yes, the most important part. They've donated
one hundred and fifty back.

Speaker 6 (24:19):
To the course good the.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Good barstards at Joinery Recycle dot co dot in z.

Speaker 6 (24:24):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
If you'd like to make a donation as well to Bellcanser,
New Zealand taxt the word lou to three seven seven
ninth instant three dollars donation or if you'd like to
make more than that, head to day and lou dot
co dot in z.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
All the details are there is that the emotional been
paid for Hody's head.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, so far, pretty good. So I'll give it to
Balcancer in Z. I'll give them ten twenty bucks and
I'll keep the rest. How does that sound? I can't
give them fool was my idea. Keys, You're not just
throwing cash away, man.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
No, let's we're doing a charity event right now. You
have to give the full one fifty two charity. I
know it goes against every fiber of your being to
do that. Jay, all you can all you can see
in fifty texts.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Now, I just want to say to the public out
there listening to the show and to the live public
here that I've been given a lot of grief about
not making donations. I want you to go on the
Big Show Instagram account right now and check out Hoity
j making said donations.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Oh that's so good, Jason.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Of course, myself and mic in thousands of other New
Zealanders just donated without a big fan fear. But obviously
if you need a big round of applause for donating
that three dollars then, and Jason did want to.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yes, I do want a round of applause. Please, can
I say one hundred and fifty three dollars?

Speaker 5 (25:37):
And you also wanted to shout out the pantsman for
doing such a great job of adjusting that photo of
that image before it was posted.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Good stuff, Mogi, stop it, what do you do?

Speaker 6 (25:49):
We're here to do a little bit of what do
you call it there with the photo photo shopping? Thank
you ya? Either that or it was it was actually
Pantsman's phone.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Well, I tell you what I'm going to do it
live if you think yeah, at some point once I
figure out how to do it, because it was actually
Pantsman who showed me how to do it. But let's
get back to the tunes. Let's keep the party rolling.
Here's a better food fighters.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days and four on Radio Honarchy.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
He is indeed Jimmy e'd world there on the radio
Houradarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. Hope you're getting through
hump day, Okay, if you're in New Aukland, CBD, come
on down to what's it called again?

Speaker 6 (26:27):
Day?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
And lou Day and lou too, and.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Only said it ten times around.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
I know I just had a brain fade. Keysy itnsel.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
It happens a lot. It does happen a lot. Actually.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
By the way, if you want to make a three
dollars donation to Balcancer New Zealand, June is their month
and they've raised a lot of cash this month. They
could always do with more text the word loud to
three seven seven nine right now now, speaking of cash, Sorry,
fellas h In a few weeks time, we going to
Hardy Jay's family batch for a big show with.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
More of a mention really, well, are you I realize
how much money you come from?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, man, it's not.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
It's his wife's.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
It's pretty it's pretty flash making. You're going to be
im pretty question about it. Man.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
We're just on that because when we first agreed to
the idea, we're in the car on the way back
from just a brilliant live show at field Days, and
you know, you were like, you guys should come to
my badge.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
It'd be really great, you know, we'd love to host. Yeah,
blah blah blah. And then we agree to it and
I find out that it's actually going to cost money.
Pugs and I are paying six hundred and fifty dollars
each for the weekend.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Well, no, it was actually eight hundred minutes because Maggie's
a bit short on cash at the moment because he's
bought that new mansion and herne bay.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
Yeah true. So now I'm playing eight hundred dollars is Pugs?

Speaker 4 (27:37):
You know?

Speaker 6 (27:37):
And I spoke to my wife about it.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I was like teammate, and I was like, you know,
this is important, it's team building, and she basically was like,
you can't just spend eight hundred dollars, you.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
Know, on a batch weekend for you and the flowers.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Look, he's the good news is that's all changed? Read
the money because.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
Yeah, because otherwise I was gonna have to pull out.
I hate that.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
You hate pulling out.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
I know.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
The thing is and I had a good think about it,
and I think you'll agree with me. Mogi. Pudson has
done an amazing job this year as our producer, so
good give it up for Potson and everybody. Pugs on
the legend Pagson, Yeah, it was so good.

Speaker 6 (28:20):
That was like thirty percent of the audience pugs On man,
that would work, mate.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
That was massive. And I was thinking, you know, it
doesn't sit right with me, and I hope you fellas
agree with me that I charge Pudson to come to
the family batch. I'd rather he just come, relax and
do his own things. So if it's good with you fellas,
I'm just going to say the Pugs don't worry about
the cash.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
Yeah, good on your brea.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Absolutely, I one hundred percent agree with that, definitely. And
then so with my situation does change me as well?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, it does change you, because obviously you're going to
have to cover Pugs and that's going to be sixteen.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Hundred bucks for you, Keysy. It's expensive for one person.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
It is quite expensive.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
I think I speak on behalf of you when I
say that. There's a lot of money, brother, and you've
just come back from two weeks in Bali and a
week on the Gold Coast. So if you can't make it,
we could just say next time.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Oh totally keasy. Look if it's out of your reach,
it'll just be the three of us. That's all kid,
So that's all Gekesy, No, hang on, sorry, just because
I want to go right.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
It's team building, you guys. You know it's not the
big show without all Kezy there. You guys have seen
that hundreds of times. And if Pug Soun's going for free,
MIC's going for free because he's got no cash at
the moment. Yeah, because he bought that mansion and herne bay.
I just don't see where I have to pay sixteen
hundred dollars. And also my wife's not going to go
for that, ma ad maaf.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Oh, well the reality is, Keysy, you don't have to
if you don't want to pay the sixteen hundred. That's fine, mate, have.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
You look I want to come?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Boy?

Speaker 6 (29:43):
Do I want to come? All right? I just don't
know how to broach it with my wife.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Yeah, you want to come and you don't want to
pull out. I can understand that. Well, look it'll be funny,
heaven you there.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
What do you mean funny?

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Well, you Knowesse, you get pussed up and you're sort
of stumbled around the joint banging into walls and that always.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Makes me laugh. So yeah, I would like to have
you there for that.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
So I guess we could work through a few scenarios
there about because I know how afraid you are of
your wife.

Speaker 6 (30:07):
So why don't we do that? Hoidy j sounds good?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Man? OK? After this next year?

Speaker 9 (30:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:11):
Yeah? What I like role playing?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, having a role play.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
You're going to role play my wife?

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, I'll roll play your wife, Kezi, No say it
like that. No, I'll role play your wife. It's all
gene man, it's all good.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
The Hodaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kezy is indeed big.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
There on the radio Hodanky Big Show Live from the
Empire Tavern in the Auckland CBD for a day and
Lou too.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
The Empire Tarvan, I love the entire If you're in
the Aria, come on down, get the monks. We're raising
funds for bel Canton, New Zealand raising a witness as well.
If you'd like to donate three dollars text the word
Lou to three seven seven nine now Fellers flow flowers.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
I've just found out the batch.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Trip to Hoidy J's family batch is now going to
cost me sixteen hundred dollars for two rights. Yeah, a
good deal of that food included and petrol. Well, hang on, no,
that's that's crucial. But the issue is my wife. There's
no way she's going to let me do that. She
didn't want me to spend eight hundred dollars lett alone
double that. Sure, So if you guys said that, you
will do some role playing and basically teach me how

(31:16):
to go about the situation so that when it comes
time to broach it with.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Her I'll be able to talk around.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Right.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
That's right, And this is a common technique technique used
in acting Hoidy Jane Ges role playing. It allows you
to be spontaneous and it really gets you to focus
on the listening, right, you have to focus in on
your scene partner and listen my scene. So in this instance,
it's going to be hoity j You guys will get
started off. One might chip in a few ideas as

(31:42):
we go along as well. Okay, that'll just keep you
on your toes.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
So howdy j.

Speaker 9 (31:46):
You're my wife, I'm your wife. A sorry, my wife
and my sorry. You're my wife, yeah, my wife, and
I'm me Yeah, you're you.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
You're keesy and I'm your wife.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
So I've just got home from work at seven thirty.
She's in the kitchen. She just gonner no, seriously, because
I work later than her. She's got dinner started and
I walk in. Hey, babe, how are you going?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Not very well? Actually, Keezy, the bloody dinner's ruined. What
time do you call this?

Speaker 6 (32:19):
Well, it's seven thirty. It's the same time we get
home every day. Sorry, babe.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
And look it smells nice. Don't patronize me. I've burnt
the porkmant's keezy.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
That's all right. We've got plenty more of it in
the freezer. Babe, you know that. Hey listen, well, I've
got you here in my kitchen.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
It's not a good times because she's not in a
great mood, but because she's try to cheer her up first. Yeah, yeah,
you don't want to ask for a favorite this moment
in time. Tell her how good she looks.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Oh, you might have burnt the porkmants, but it's not
the only thing that's hot, because you're looking hard as well. Babe,
Babe said Mike, Did I do something wrong? Thought you
ask your wife? Did you like that compliment?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Don't worry about a kizier right, I'll make you a
sandwich or something.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
That's fine. I can make my own sandwich. I'm not
running a hoardy j set up. Hey, babe, though, seriously, though, well,
I've got you here in the kitchen. I might just
have a quick yarn.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Can you not call me babe? By the way, I
find that really patronizing. I'm not your babe, I'm your wife.

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Hey, hello, my wife, just quickly, my waf that's really distracting.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Bogie.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Listen, do you know the Feller's Batch trip away for
the big show the team bonding?

Speaker 6 (33:37):
You know that I brought that up the other day. Yes,
so you know how it was eight hundred dollars?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (33:42):
Well, good news. It's not eight hundred dollars anymore.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Well that's great.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
Yeah, it's now sixteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Right, okay, And is that coming out of your phone account?

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Well, I don't have enough money in my fun account,
so I was hoping you can come out of our savings.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Well, Chris, if you don't have enough money in your
phone account, you can't go to the patch. It's really
that simple.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Sorry, it's a batch on a patch. But I feel like, see,
I've been shut down, mogie. What can I do here
to change it?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Well I was stepping a few kids with this, all right,
So you're me now, am I?

Speaker 4 (34:08):
You?

Speaker 6 (34:10):
Darling?

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Why is it that you're so against me going around
this trip? Is it that you consider it to be
a lot of money?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
I'm sorry, babe. I just I've just had a really
rough day and I shouldn't have taken it out on you.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Listen if you want to no, no, I'll stop you there.
I know this is a lot of money, and to
me it seems like it's a little over the top
as well. So I'm happy to stay home this weekend
and just the fellows go away and have a great
time without me. Oh okay, because I'd rather spend you
watching country calendar.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, okay, yeah, no, Look I've been unreasonable. I want
you to go and hang out with the boys. Af
you want to spend sixteen hundred dollars, that's.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
Fine, okay, because you're worth it.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Oh and thank you for acknowledging the fact that I
wasn't in a good mood. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
I want to make out in that as it.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Portman's on your fing yes, Portman's yeah, stick it in my.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Mouth cat, all right, I'll give it a go Fellers,
I'll report back.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Can tell us about the Portmans especially, Yeah right, how
did you know we were having Portmans tonight?

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Because it's the day of the week.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
In the meantime, here's Guns.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Roses, the Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
Kesey Radio Who a day in Loop number two?

Speaker 7 (35:30):
Time to flush another commercial break for a comedy break.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Use indeed, welcome back, your massive backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show live from the Empire Tavern and the
Auckland CBD. And great news to all you backbones out
there that have donated pale cancer New Zealand's just clicked
over one hundred and ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Huge shout out to all the great news the others
who have got stuck in. It is Bell Cancer Awareness
Month and when you spend a whole month on something
like that, it's bloody great to see. If you would
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three seven seven nine l three seven seven nine instant
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Speaker 6 (36:11):
Now Bell Cancer New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Have also been informed that people have gone off to
the doctors to get checked as a result of you know,
our promotion of what's going on here and across the
whole month, and have been referred to actually have the
rectal exam the full thing.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
Key's yeah, yeah, so jolly good.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yeah, that is bloody great news. If you've got any doubts,
if you've got any questions, just go and get it done,
New Zealand. Just go and get it done and reassure.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Yourself here, Jase, go and get it done.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Hey, now, listen, we've got a very special guest coming up.
He's a bit of a mystery guest. He is absolutely
storming the stand up comedy world. He's setting a light,
getting rave reviews wherever he goes. Magie.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Yeah, that's right, it's it's a bit of a treat really,
you know, I haven't seen anything like what. We've been
involved with comedy for many, many years now, decades, hoody
ja and never has a star booned so brightly and
so quickly. And it's truly an honor here to have
to read us out some jokes that he's written himself. Oh,
Keezy Key, one of the greatest stand up comedy in

(37:20):
New Zealand has ever produced.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Can I that's what it fears on your website anyway? Yeah, Yeah,
that's right my website.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
It's really interesting for those of you that don't know
Keysy started doing stand up comedy and he's been waxing
lyrical about the fact. He's like, I don't know what
everyone's going on about. It's a piece of pest man.
Yeah it is. Everyone freaks out about stand up comedy.
I'm just nailing it every time I go out there.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
Yeah, it's something I said. That was last week. I
said that, Yeah, just off there to be honest, man,
You sure I should do this.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
We've got actual comedians here, We've got Paul Douglas is here,
Big Sandy's here, Greg Prebble's here.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
You know, like we've got people here that could phug.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Son of course a pugsn Yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
Why don't we get them up to read these jokes?
Why should I do it?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Well?

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Because you're part of the Big show mate, and we
want to support you and your pursuit of comedy. Oh,
Els is a great opportunity here for you. You won't
get a friendly crowd here today. They'll be very, very forgiving.
So let's try these these jokes out you've written.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Now, can I just because I haven't read these yet,
but I've got a feeling, can I just remind everyone
these jokes have been centered by the listeners on three
four eight three.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Now you ran a few past us initially and a
bit racist, little racist. So we've tried to call as
many of those as we can.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
Hey, man, if you can't handle the heat, get out
of Keyesy's kitchen. Right. First joke, See it's my penis.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
You see Gome downstairs straight away. It's not good.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
I didn't write these. And it's pronounced button mushroom.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yeah, you don't have a penis. It's a button mushroom.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
Come on, that's right, guys. How could I forget my button?
Mushroom was in the Guinness bill, a Guinness Book of
World records in the library, and asked me to take
it out. You happy with that?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
That's probably the best response I've ever had on stage. Yeah,
here's my second joke that I definitely wrote myself. What
does a man with a twelve inch penis have for breakfast?

Speaker 6 (39:16):
I had porridge?

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yeah, I just had scrambled eggs.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
Yeah, the punchline as well. This morning I had a
boiled egg. So well done. Yeah, I don't know. It
was a joke. Sorry, Yeah, it was just a quick
I was just interviewing you Mogy briefly.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
There.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
H third joke. I went and saw my doctor the
other day.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
He told me I must stop, he must I must
stop having a go at myself. I asked why, and
he said, because I'm trying to examine you.

Speaker 6 (39:46):
Classic. I didn't write these. This is not classic. This
is a story from your life.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
At yourself.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
Yeah, it's good to tell true stories. What else you
got there? No, I think we just wrap it up there.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
The game keep it going more and more.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
We do what punk sunt doesn't wrap it up. You
know what I mean? Fellas are all right? One more?

Speaker 1 (40:06):
In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a
piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to
touch me.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
So good, Hey, just another reminded of text lou to
three seven seven nine. Yeah, all right, let's nip this
segment in the butt.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
I know you did great, great gags. Now we get
back to some jeans, fellas, what are we going to here?

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Jays oasis, I didn't write those jokes.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Yes indeed, Stone Temple pilots here on the radio Honarchy
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon Noon Alive from the Empire
Tavern and the Orkan CBD. So if you're in the area,
come on.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
Come on down and say Gooday, that's right.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
It's day in lude to our second year raising funds
and for boal cancer New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
June is Bow Cancer Awareness month. If you'd like to donate.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Three dollars instantly, text the word lou l right now
to three seven seven nine hour statistic Mogi that I
heard Die talking about was that's Die Hendwood, of course,
was that if everyone over the age of thirty went
and had a colonoscopy done, they would be able to
eradicate pretty much ninety nine percent of bow cancer in

(41:25):
New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
I've never had a colonoscopy, Jason, never has you have?

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Yeah, I'm surprised. Well, actually, it doesn't surprise me that
Jase hasn't had it done. I think you're old school, Jay,
so I think you're you're in the camp where you know,
it's sort of like if I don't get checked out,
I can't get the bad news there for nothing's wrong
with me.

Speaker 6 (41:45):
Would that be accurate.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
I think that's pretty accurate.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Maybe I'm of the feeling that if there's something wrong
with me, I want to go to a doctor and
find out so that hopefully I'll get medicine and be
made better.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
That's sure, there's two ways of looking at it.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
But I had a mate who in his mid thy
he's got bowel cancer and very it was about thirty
five and it very nearly proved fatal for him.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
They caught it in the nerk of time.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
But certainly that those sort of symptoms that we've talked
about here, the change in still blood in the still
losing weight, being tied, all these sorts of things that
sort of applied to him. So since then and sort
of as a result of knowing somebody who it's happened to,
I think it makes it a bit more real for you.
So I have gone and had colonoscopy. Is I've got

(42:31):
no problem having the pross that exam. Whether that's you know,
digitally or with blood test blood test, I'll take either
or both at the same time.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
It's good.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
But the colonoscopy is not that bad. And I don't
know why it gets such a bad rap. You do
have to take drugs which clear the bowel out, then
testine's out, an evacuation, an evacuation.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
But that is it's not that bad. I mean, it's
it is what it is.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
It's sort of the worst sort of diarrhea that you'll
have in your life, but only goes through couple of hours, sure,
and then you go to sweep and you wake up,
and then you go.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
And have the thing done. And then when you go
and have the thing done, that is fine as well.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
You just go, they feed you up on drugs, you
lie on your side, and the fetal position so fecal position. Yeah,
like that, the fetal position, and then you can watch
the whole procedure on a big sort of television, So
it's like being hungover. It's exactly the same thing as
being hungover, except they then put a camera up your
bank side, which doesn't happen when you hungover as often.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Yeah, that's quite a rare occurrence. How did you feel
watching a camera on like a large sixty five inch
four K TV. Well, they're giving you opioids.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
You know, you're seeing the internal operations of what's going on,
and you call on So it's not recognizable to you,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (43:48):
God, Yeah, yeah, it seems like an alien.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
That's a very weird thing, and not least of all
because you're absolutely off your head.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Yeah. I was going to say, if you're on fentanyl,
if you're on opioids and the camera's going up there,
you go, oh, look at that. That looks like wow,
that's just what is that?

Speaker 6 (44:05):
Yeah, you're sort of struggling to keep your eyes open.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
But I would say to anybody out there that's worried
about having it done, it is the most simpler procedures.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
It was over in about two or three minutes. And
I can't recommend it highly enough.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
And it's something that I'll be going to do super
regularly because the last thing that I want is to
find out that I've got something like this when it
is preventable.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
Preventable if you just go and get something done.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, yeah mate, good on you, Yeah, good on you.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
And was it adopted doing the procedure? Well, he said
he was a doctor. He was wearing a Warriors jersey,
but he seemed legit.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Yeah, he's wearing a Warriors That's how you know. It's
one of the new ones. So it must have come
from a bit of money.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yeah, good on you. Now do go and get yourself
checked out. If you've got any doubts, any worries, or
any concerns at all, get it sorted.

Speaker 6 (44:55):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
And if you're concerned about not donating three bucks to
Bealcans New Zealand lou to three seven seven nine texted on.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Through and can I also so even if you're not
worried or concerned about anything, if you are of a
certain age litt a forty five or older, you should
have it done.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I'm certainly approaching that Megie more.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
Big Show Life from the Empire tavn't coming up after
six The hold.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodiking.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Welcome back here, massive Backbones. You're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night from the Empire Tavern and
the Auckland Cbdtail. If you're in the area, come on
down and join the party. Raising money for bow cancer

(45:43):
New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
That's right. It is a Day in lou number two,
our second year doing this.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Of course, June is bow cancer Awareness month, sofo they
have raised over one hundred and ten thousand dollars. So
if you would like to contribute, text to the word
lou lo o to three seven seven nine. And we've
actually got a special guest who we do You don't
added three dollars, She did a lot more than that.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
One hundred and fifty three dollars actually, keysy oh, that's
all right. Yeah. We've spoken to quite a few Backbones
today in support of bell cancer and our guest, now,
Joanna has done something quite extraordinary, so extraordinary in fact,
that she got on the Guinness Block of Records. I
believe cycled across Australia. What was that Darwin to Adelaide,

(46:26):
LaRue down to Alaide. Yep, so that's about we're talking
about three and a half thousand k's something like that.

Speaker 10 (46:32):
I don't want to boast there, but wait and eight hundred.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Yeah, eight hundred I understand, Joanna, you were doing this
all in native a friend of yours who had bow cancer.

Speaker 11 (46:42):
Talk to us about it on a serious note. I
was one of the really fortunate examples that had bow
cancer screening and a chnoscopy and live a very healthy life,
but sadly lost a beautiful friend, britt Mel, to bow
cancer just through late diagnosis. So before she passed, we
set out a whole heap of adventures of things I

(47:02):
was going to do because she couldn't. A cycle the
length of New Zealand. First woman to do that, set
the world record, and this year, just a couple of
weeks ago, thought why not just take one from the
Aussies and go over there and show him who boss?

Speaker 6 (47:18):
So the official record, Joanna, what is it? What does
it say? The official record?

Speaker 11 (47:23):
So the official record is the length of Australia. And
as I said, three eight hundred dollar kilometers. A lot
of people have tried to do it boys, but I
have to say it took a woman to get the
job done.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
So now one other thing. I was like, oh, this
must have happened a few years back. And then I
was chanting to Joanna while the news was playing. I
was like, oh, so when did you do this? She said,
I just got back a few weeks ago, right, wow.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
And you also understand afterwards had to go to hospital
briefly as a result of the ridiculous physical exertion or yeah.

Speaker 11 (47:52):
Look, I don't want to put your boys off your dinner,
so we'll keep it PGA. But there was some necrotized
soft tissue that you will yeah, a little bit of
a saddle saw through to the bone.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Geez, and a bit of.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
Can I just ask you exactly how long it talk?

Speaker 11 (48:16):
Yes, yes, seriously, And it was eleven days, eleven hours,
fifty four minutes. I slept for about two to three
hours a day. I had a crew of five boys
supported me on the journey.

Speaker 10 (48:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (48:28):
They saw a lot more but naked naked me than
they wanted to.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
But sure, can I ask Joanna obviously what you were
a cyclist before you undertook this or is that something
you just went I'm going to do it.

Speaker 11 (48:41):
That's a good question. It wasn't my first idea. I
know I had spent a bit of time on the
bike before, but it was certainly the mist extreme environment
I've ever ever encountered. We have wildfires that went right
across the race, so I was like evil and evil
google it if you're not a gen XA sure riding
through the flame.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
And we have a lot of snakes, yes are you?

Speaker 10 (49:03):
We managed to sorry about it.

Speaker 11 (49:04):
Let's go motor homes, but we did kill two kamper
vans to kangaroo strike. I got a few burns and
a few cingers. But the bikes amazing Chapter two bikes
made in the Bell Cancer New Zealand colors. They came
out of it unscathed.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
Say hello, that's amazing it because Jason you like cycling?
Do you reckon? How do you reckon? Jason? Go? Because
he has a penny barthing. He bought it. You do
you know what?

Speaker 11 (49:27):
I've got amaze at Bunny's bike shop up in town,
who is building a penny farthing.

Speaker 10 (49:31):
I'd love to see you ride there.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Oh look, any the other week. I love a penny farthing,
and can I ask how much you raised.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
In the end?

Speaker 11 (49:38):
Well, you know, it's all about the team effort.

Speaker 9 (49:40):
You know.

Speaker 11 (49:40):
He raised over one hundred and ten thousand dollars this
month and I contributed a very small five grand to that,
but it was an absolute honor to be.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Part of the month.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
Yeah, well, Joanna, Well, what's the full name, Jace? Just
so we can give a proper shout out people, I
can't remember.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
It's just gone out of my head.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
It's written down on your paper there.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Oh, but I haven't got my glasses on.

Speaker 10 (50:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (50:00):
Just make that look okay. Full disclosure. I told him
your name is Joanna Shart, it's actually Joanna Sharp.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Yes, Joanna, thank you that key so you dodged the
bull at Hey dodger But no, but seriously, Joanna, that
is a phenomenal effort. Congrats to you back then.

Speaker 11 (50:17):
Thanks guys, and thanks for everything you've done for Balconston,
New zeal And. We couldn't appreciate it more.

Speaker 10 (50:21):
You're amazing, No.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Worry, and if you'd like to help it as well,
text the word loud to three seven seven nine. Donate
three bucks right now. Also, if you want to join
the Big Show on our first ever fishing trip. Thanks
to site smart get ready to call eight hundred.

Speaker 6 (50:34):
Hodarchy too good.

Speaker 10 (50:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and kisey.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
U's indeed bon Jovi there on the radio Hogarchy Big
Show this Wednesday evening live from the Empire Tabin and
the Orkland seb Come on down. She's packed to the rafters.
It's going off a party.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
I feel like if you say that, Jake's people will
think it's too busy and they won't fire.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
No, they want to have a party. Man. Then when
I come down and have a.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Good time, if I'm just paint a picture here, they've
got we've got all eyes of glued on us. But
at the same time, we've got people here that are dancing.
There's a huge dancer over here. It's off, but everybody's
watching us. And there's a group of people that are
talking to each other. There's people falling over, there's all
sorts of goings on here and you don't want to
miss out on it?

Speaker 6 (51:21):
Can I say that totally?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
And it's all for a good cause. You know, we've
got people tripping over in front of us for a
good cause. It's raising money and awareness with our Cancer
New Zealand texts Loue to three seven seven nine Chase
for an instant three dollars donation.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I might have a bit of a boogie later on
the South Magie.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
It's one of those nights where I feel like I've
got to dance the keys of the week away.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Yeah, totally remember those days, mate, I do. I'm getting
your little hot pants on and your big thigh high
boots and just bogging the night away.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
High high and nothing.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
It's rid of the stresses, like a good like a
good old boogie, shaking that ass.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
If I may.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
I used to get up. You know, they used to
have what would you call them, sort of raised platform
was platforms. Yeah, and I would, you know, do my
little solo dancers then Eve, I'd be like, oh nejd J. Yeah,
do you ever dance Keazy? Because I've watched you dancer
a Budanco.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
Hey, do you guys want to do TV chat? Oh?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Yeah, do we yea?

Speaker 6 (52:20):
I suppose.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Watch on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah. Ship, that
was good.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
That was really good.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
That was really good, man.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Everybody loved it.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, what did you watch on the Telly last night, Mike?

Speaker 6 (52:49):
Not a lot, actually, man, I was just doing clean.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
So then I watched the first eight episodes of the
first season of House of Dragon.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
Oh yeah, it's good man wowd show. Yeah yeah, eight
hours with yeah, roundabout, round about, round about. Good show.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
So I'm looking forward to season two, which I understand
is on Neon Weill that be right, Jose, you've seen
the first two episodes.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yes, Neon it is. Yeah, that's great stuff, mate. Funnily enough,
I watched the first fifteen episodes of Seinfeld last night. God,
I hated it. It was so bad. It was so bad,
just like, what does he want raving about? This is crap.

Speaker 6 (53:27):
Seinfeld one of the greatest sitcoms ever.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
It's often regarded in the top two at Seinfeld and Talkback.

Speaker 6 (53:34):
I've never heard of talkback.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Oh you're missing out there.

Speaker 6 (53:37):
Can tell you all about it in the break. Okay,
sounds great. Do you guys want to know what I watched?

Speaker 3 (53:41):
If we have to hear?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I watched the episode of Country Calendar. Oh god, this
guy was long lining off the commandal there having his
little but his crew, and I was thinking it actually
be quite fun because you hop on your boat, you
go up for a week.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
You just live on the boat.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
You put the lines out, you get the snappers in,
and it's just you and the flowers, you know, out
there on the boat for a week.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
I've done a bit of longlining in my time. Actually, yeah,
quite seriously, she's hard jacking, man.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
It's not easy, not for Yeah, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah, it's soft Tanskezy Cavin boy Keezy.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
That's what what have you doing?

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Yeah, totally captain Captain's boy Keezy.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
Captain's boys all right, and you're Captain Honker first mate.
But that was good. And then I turned it off
and watched our mad Max fur each Yeah you watch
what don't worry about? It's all good. Should we go
to a June Yeah, man, it's a sound garden.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Maybe I can't see a thing, so I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
Put my beer down so I could play it. It's
my bad guys responsibly of course.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Oh shit, Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Radio Who a Day in lou.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
Into flush another commercial break for a comedy break.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
He is indeed very excited about our next guest, Courtney Dawson,
of course, our comedian joining us on the loose here
at the Empire Tavern. How's life, Courtney? What's going on?

Speaker 10 (55:17):
Life's pretty hct Okay. I just worked a full day
of retail and then I came in here smashed over
that that bench.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Yeh, I saw you smash a shin into that. Did
that hurt?

Speaker 10 (55:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (55:31):
I did. It was a pity you didn't hit the deck.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
I thought you could have finished off by going down
onto the ground, whaling, whaling.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Like I thought.

Speaker 10 (55:40):
If there's like a radio trio to fall in front
of it, it's not you, guys. Is he not the
first one? And also almost smashed into Paul Douglas.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yeah, save that, don't waste it on the big show, Jesus. So,
of course we've been down here for hold, he's been
down here for over twelve hours?

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Now? Is that how long?

Speaker 6 (55:59):
He? And buy men? Really great content today.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
It's been excellent of course day and Lou two, it's
all for Bow Cancer Awareness Month. We raised over one
hundred and ten thousand dollars and you can donate right
now by texting Lou to three seven, seven to nine.

Speaker 6 (56:15):
And all day as well.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
People have been texting through jokes for comedians to come
through and read on air. Courtney, You've got some jokes there.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
You've been campaigning pretty hard for this over the last
sort of ten or eleven months. You've been it's getting
in touch with Toddy here at Hodek and asking if
you can be one of the comedians that came on
board to read out some jokes.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
So big break for you here, a massive break on the's.

Speaker 10 (56:37):
A break been begging to come on here, but I
only got the okay text about three days ago.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I think you yeah, well, I mean it's you know,
as Maggie was saying, you know, it's hotly contested spot
amongst the comedians getting on the Big Shaw to read joke.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Well, that that spot that you were and Ricky Jabase
was supposed to do, but he pulled out three days ago.

Speaker 6 (56:54):
So I thought we'd get you in shame shame on him.

Speaker 10 (56:57):
Yeah, no, I've got some great jokes here hit us. Okay,
here we go. What kind of car does an egg drive?

Speaker 6 (57:07):
An egg? I don't know what kind of car does
an egg drove?

Speaker 10 (57:12):
It's a Yolkswagonah, yolks wagon.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
That's gone down a real tree. Here. I don't mind
the crowd.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
You don't worry about them, man, just ignore them.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
We do.

Speaker 10 (57:23):
They don't know what good comedy is. Okay, here we go.
Oh my god, we have another. Did you guys ask
for egg jokes?

Speaker 6 (57:30):
Jokes?

Speaker 10 (57:30):
It's too it's a double up egg jokes.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Well, peases, was all about the penis.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
We were meant to separate the egg jokes.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Good, Yeah, it was good.

Speaker 6 (57:41):
I don't get it.

Speaker 10 (57:41):
Okay, here we go, double yoka. What do you call
a person who doesn't believe in Santa Claus? H?

Speaker 6 (57:50):
I don't know what do you call a person that
doesn't believe in Santa Claus?

Speaker 10 (57:53):
I think this person's mucked up the premise. Their answer
is agnostic, but I think it's supposed to say who
doesn't believe in the Easter?

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Buddy, jeez, I love how.

Speaker 6 (58:10):
This.

Speaker 10 (58:11):
We're in New Zealand. People don't drink ignog.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Yeah that's true, man, that's true. Foul.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Often you don't find a comedian bagging their own jokes
immediately after telling them.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
But good stuff. Just another taxi on three four three?
More egg jokes please, he's a great.

Speaker 10 (58:28):
Okay, I want to think about an egg joke, and
in the meantime, I'm going to tell you a a Okay,
let's switch to a different kind of meat.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Cow my two favorite meats.

Speaker 10 (58:44):
It's an almost meat. Okay, what do you call a
cow with a twitch?

Speaker 6 (58:48):
I don't know, Jace, what do you call it?

Speaker 3 (58:50):
I don't know?

Speaker 10 (58:52):
Beef jerkys?

Speaker 6 (58:56):
Yeah, yeah, just reminded the listeners in these three on
three four right three beef jerky. It's pretty good.

Speaker 10 (59:02):
Actually, I just immediately thought of a cow on twitch
live streaming.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
You know what? It was? Gaming? Sure, yeah, that would be.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
What's twitch again?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Twitch is so good? Man? Hi, what's the next gag?

Speaker 6 (59:21):
Okay? Here, we got anything about albinos or anything?

Speaker 7 (59:24):
Then?

Speaker 10 (59:25):
Why do you want albinos?

Speaker 6 (59:27):
An albino joke? Have you got an albino joke?

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Yeah, actually I do.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Here we go.

Speaker 10 (59:33):
The other day I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was
the least I could do for it.

Speaker 6 (59:39):
Oh, I didn't have any spots.

Speaker 10 (59:43):
I'm sorry, I really, I really joke the person who
said that, and this a grape joke?

Speaker 2 (59:49):
It was.

Speaker 6 (59:49):
My delivery was terrible. Well look, well, you know delivering
jokes isn't for everyone, noise. It was just a little joke.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
I don't know if you've noticed this, but Old Casey's
been doing a bit of stand up comedy and the
boy he's getting pretty full of him south. He's he
is begging the comedians, what do you want two?

Speaker 10 (01:00:10):
Three gigs now?

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah, And he's been like this, this stand up comedy
is a piece of past. Yeah. Yeah, so so and
he's demanding to be a headline.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
I want a headline as well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Yeah, he wants a headline.

Speaker 10 (01:00:29):
And I love when someone who's just got a profile
and just sort of walk on too gay.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Yeah, and I apologize.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
It's all good, keysy all is one day.

Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
A comedian will watson to radio and get a good job.
One day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Courtney Dawson, though, thank you so much for coming on
those jokes, especially the big ones.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
They were excellent.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
Oh no, that was terrible, Gus podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Well there you go, your mad bastards, John and Dusted
here at the Empire tav them. What a day. It's
been a day in lou To thousands of dollars raised,
but most importantly awareness raised. People going to see their
doctors too good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
That's right, of course, June is Bow cancer Awareness month.
Throughout the month, the fantastic people at BEW Cancer New
Zealand have made over one hundred and eleven thousand dollars. Yeah,
manased into that, but mostly it's been the great New
Zealanders from around the country. And just a reminder, if
you're over the age of thirty, go and get yourself
a colon oscarby because if everyone over thirty did that,

(01:01:49):
we would get rid of ninety nine percent of colon
of bow cancer.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
Absolutely, and there really is no excuse. I mean, I
know and my bunch of friends.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
I've got a lot of gay friends that are concerned
about it because they're worried if they go and have
a colonoscopy it'll make them straight.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
Oh but that but that's not how it works. No,
did you did you say to them, because that doesn't
make any sense, because that'd be like a straight guy
being like, oh if I go get a colon gay,
that makes no sense, no sense at all. Yeahes exactly
tell them that I told them. That doesn't make any
sense at all. So bloody good New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
And of course don't forget you can text lu to
three seven seven nine right now text every text raises
three dollars instantly.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
Thank you very much for joining us here at the Impire.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
It's been a blast. You take care out there, and
if you are having any questions, go and check your doctor.
Go and see your doctor. Chick do all that jazz.
And thanks to Cotton Stuffs too for all the all
the duney toilet paper there.

Speaker 9 (01:02:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
They also they also matched thousands of dollars worth of donations.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Yeah, I'll be taking those home with me. Fellas see,
I have a great night. Thanks so much,
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