FULL SHOW: Going Long-Weekend Mode

On today's show, Jase reveals his winter soup for the soul, Mike's been doing renovations and Keyzie's apprehensive about the Big Show bach trip.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Big Show with Night and Day. Every Tuesday in
June you can enjoy a barista made coffee for just
two dollars.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome, is it?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
The biggest show is our biggest shop, biggest, biggest to speak.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
The show, It's just nice, get your mad bars. It's
great to have your company. That's Thursday afternoon. It is
the twenty seventh of June twenty twenty four, and you,
my friends are listening to the Big Show, brought to
you by Night. Yeah, Moggy Estellian, how's life.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
You're I'm pretty grauzy, you'r mad dog, you're six son
of a bee. It's a Thursday, but really it's a Friday,
and it's also New Year's Eve, so it's a hell
of a day.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Very excited about the long weekend, as I know you
are keezy, going to really go hard, you said, this
long weekend. How are you going, mate?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'm going good there, fellas. There's nothing like a Thursday.
The office is pretty much already empty. Yes, it's completely
imp completely empty. And to be honest, I'm looking down
the barrel of a big one.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah. Oh yeah, sorry about that. I'll do my fly up. God,
it is so good Hey, with that in mind.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
By the way, given that we've got the long weekend,
we're going to do the Thursday Throb today, aren't we,
fellas the New Year's Mataik Thursday through.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, yeah, tune you'd roll on at around about midnight, yes,
to really get your years starting, am I right? Yeah,
totally man. I think it's a good way to do
it as well, because we don't get to do a
radio show on New Year's Eve, so this is like
our New Year's Eve radio extravaganza exactly mate.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
We're also going to be giving away five hundred dollars
thanks to Trade Wars plus one of the wars up
to with me Keith do that that crust monkey porn.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
That is for what's for dinner in New Zealand can
be for whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
No TC, We're flexible mate, Hey Texas three four eight three.
Remember it's shout out Thursday today. Tell us what you're
up to for the long weekend and what the traffic's
like out there? Thanks mate.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
The Larky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Oh listened to Collective Soul there on the Radio Honarchy
Big Show. This Thursday afternoon, one of the people saying
they're Keyzy.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
On three four A three.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Did you ask for traffic updates?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yes? I did.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Actually, traffic is moving nicely on the road as we
head northwest from where I'm assuming that's Auckland.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Don't assume it's Aukland. Men, We've got listeners all over
this great country of ours.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeahlassic Auckland arrogance.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, that is so much Keysy.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
So I just reading the text word for word. There
are traffic going south as a bismal from where I
guess Auckland.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Again, people are gonna hate us after this.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
A hole.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Shout out to Ricky for getting his wheelbarrow license, Ricky
Stewart yep, Ricky Ponting yep. And also to Callum after
weeks of stetting finally passing his prostate exam.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Ye wearing a Warriors jersey.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
The doctor doctor yeah, yeah, says here he was.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I think self administered excellent. Hey, Flowers, been doing a
bit of work around the new house. As you know,
I've moved into a new place and as you get in,
these sort of find things that aren't quite up to
the standard that you would like. So I made a
big list in my wife's handwriting of things I need
to do around the house, and one of those things
was was mainly renovations. So last weekend, and this is

(03:41):
without a word of light, I spent six hours water
blasting the exterior of the house. And that there was
you were you could run a finger along the house
there and it it was black with dirt. Sure, is
that normal? Man? That's what your house.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Looks like in some areas, Yes, especially inside and inside
on the roof and on the windows, cells, ceiling, kitchen bench, ceiling.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I renovated all the dirt off
the walls.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
And that also you cleaned the dirt. You didn't renovate
the dirt.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
It was a bit more impressive than cleaning keys. It
was renovation, geez.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I thought of renovation was like adding value, you know
what I.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Mean about you? Thank you, thank you. There you go.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
It was looking prestine keysy before that it was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah. And then and that included so doing the exterior
there of the house, doing the pavers of pavers there
get that spick and spin. So renovated the dirt right
out of those. Yeah, And that's.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
How satisfying is that by the way, I.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Mean it is satisfying, Jace, as any hard job is. Yes,
whenever you get a bit of hard yeck again, you're
putting your back into it. You're putting in some elbow grease.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Sweet pissing off you.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Thank you. Yeah, I feel satisfied. Then had to renovate
all the leaves of the drive way with one of
those leaf blows.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's not renovating, that's just I.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Tell you what.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
That's a tricky instrument. You've got to be a skilled
craftsman to use.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
One of those. And what people don't know is there
actually a very very powerful, very powerful particularly the battery operator. Mate.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I know a mate that lost a foot with a
leaf blower.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
How do you do that? I blew it off.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
I don't want to get into it, keasy, but just
say it's a dangerous instrument if you don't know what
you're doing.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
A leaf blower. See, I do say that's not renovating though,
because you're just shifting some leaves. It's just yard maintenance.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
He did it look better?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
It looked. It was an improvement that I could not
have imagined in my world of dreams. How do I
not have been such a seasoned renovator.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, yeah, I guarantee you mate, with those renovations you've done,
you probably added fifty eighty K to the property.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
And it's not even my house house.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I am, oh yeah, totally man right.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Hey, Keasy, I built a planter box.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
The other day, you were saying off here that you
didn't really want to do it because deep in your
soul you considered it to be woman's.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I did that the Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kisy.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
You see DC there on the radio, Hot Nanikey Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. I'll tell you what, Mogi, We've
been blessed with some nice weather even though it's winter,
beautiful sparkling days and hopefully everyone around the country is
getting a bit of that wherever they are. But I
tell you what, it's also winter. It's also the time
for winter soups, isn't it It is?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
So, are you.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Guys cool if we have a bit of big show,
a winter soup chat?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Do you want me to play this thing?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Super the weight? Yeah? Super the weight? So was it
case you've got winter soup? That'll be good? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Winter soup chat on the Big Show. We've got to
get a new voice. God, yeah, I'm over there, dude.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well, I mean I think he's doing an okay job,
and he really tries his hardest.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I've heard that's the problem is it's try hard.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Oh okay, Yeah, I'm going a wonderful, really wonderful spinach
soup Murgie. Oh, I know that you love your spinach,
especially when you've got guns like that. Remember on Popeye, Yes,
I do remember, like cans of spinach he did.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
He was a big cans man.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
He cans And I'll tell you what it's like. Spinach
so good. It's like ten minutes pretty cut for twenty
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Beautiful.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Is the ingredients? Twenty five grams of butter. Oh, but
I don't use butter, I use lard.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
One leak, now if you don't have a leak, but
the vegetable, Yes, a leak, don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
One bunch of spring onions.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yes, if you don't have spring onions, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
And they like chibes.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Two sticks of celery. Yeah. Is that with the leaves
as well? Or is it just a salary because I
always get confused with that. Yeah, up to you.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
The leaves are perfectly edible, but if you don't have it,
don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, Um, half.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
A teaspoon of ground black pepper. I got a full
teaspoon obviously, lemon's zest m one stock.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
One liter sorry of stock like either chicken or vegetable.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
But I just feel water.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, you don't worry the stock.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
If you ever got stock, just use water.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I find the stock can be a bit salty.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Exactly. One small potato. If you don't have a potato,
go and get one.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Do you dice it or you just put the potato in?
Do you cut the potato up or do you just
put it?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Obviously? One potato small.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Two hundred to two hundred and thirty five grand bags
of spinach if you don't have the spinach, don't worry
about it. And one hundred and fifty grams of half
fat cream fresh but you i't never put in because
it just feels a bit, you know, to.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
A bit laddie d.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah it's yeah, Um squied a bit of milk in
there if you have to to give it that creamy texture. Yes,
with that, you over the long weekend.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
And I'm putting that all the ingredients going at once,
and I'm cooking that for how long?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Four or five hours?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a spinach soup there, and
the spinach, the celery, the leak, and the cream fresh
deer optional. Absolutely yeah, well works good for me because
as far as soup goes, I could take it to
leave it. Sure.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, but if you make it without all those things,
won't effectively just be like lard, milk and half a
tea spoon of pepper.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
And you're forgetting the lemons and also the small potato
and the cubed potato.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, in the water as well.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah yeah, the water.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, that does sound good.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I mean, it wouldn't be be a soup if it
didn't have a liquid in it. Keys, you dear brain,
there'll just be a potato, be a potato.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah right, okay, because I know some people would have
heard that and gone, oh hang on, good, I'm going
to go all the way to the bloody souper, going
to get a potato. If you don't have a potato, seriously,
don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
This indeed a bit of bush for your Thursday afternoon.
You know, yeah, I love bush for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I do. You love Bush day, don't you? Yeah? I
always have. That's just me.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm not a fan, right.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
By the way, keep those tips coming on three four
eight three.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
It is the long weekend.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
If you're out there in the traffic, just to sort
of let us know so we can make a public
service announcement, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Feel absolutely apparently the trafficking christ Hits is all good?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah, okay, good, that's good to know.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
And also a question here for winter soup chat. Yes,
they said they've got they don't have a lot of
the ingredients. In fact, that don't have any of the
vegetables here to make the one usages of the spine soup. Yes,
they also don't have the small potato.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Can they still make the soup with none of the vegetables?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Fill your boots.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Okay, it's good to know.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
That's a great thing about soup. You just got to adapt,
you know what I mean, that's the thing. And if
you don't, you know, have any of the ingredients.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Just boil the kettle right hot water soup. Yeah, yeah,
because the way I.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Make some lemons, yes, and some you know, crack paper.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
When I make soup, I'll kind of plan what soup
I'm having and then go get the ingredients rather than go, oh,
what have I got, Let's make a soup? You know
what I mean. I haven't even said what flavors, what jas.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Tools down and Liza, it's super liquor tree.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Was time time?

Speaker 6 (11:50):
Just love?

Speaker 4 (11:54):
I Saydweb with a fiction with love, because.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
You see when he said it, he was.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
You caught me a deurbrain before as well, and you
were very upset when you said that, so you can't
yeah I was.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
I'm not apologizing for that one, Dweb maybe, But as
I say, with love and affection, the.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Funniest thing is if you if you lined the three
of us up and said point to the Dweb, they
would point at you.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
I just meant in terms of you, you know, being
very organized and having a little lists.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
I didn't have a list and your fun account first
of all, if I was making soup, it would come
out of the soup and.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Your utilities account.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
It's very good, Keysy, what a great example you add
all the young folk out there being organized with your finances.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Thanks Jason, Man, it means a lot coming from you.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
But what are we doing our trade wars? Do you
want to spin the wheel?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
There?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Keysing, you're powerful beast. Last time we're doing this.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
As well, so make it a good one.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'm sick of spinning it. Why don't you guys spin it?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
No, it's not how jobs too far away, we will
be too far away from the microphone, exactly, Sure you
don't want to spin it?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Yes, totally?

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Man?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Right, fine, one last spin for old Kezy.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's your best yet.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Man, you've improved a lot keasy.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah. Man, that's all we want to see is you
try And.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Then on another other is literally anyone I know one
hundred hodak you can call up to be part of
This kind of makes the whole thing irrelevant.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Really you are someone? Well the next one is the
one that will legitimize the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Totally.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Okay, here we go that other good?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
So literally call up if you are if you've got
a job, If you've got a job, yes, I want
to be clear about this.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
The Big Show does not discriminate and or will we
stand for discrimination. So also, if you haven't got a job,
give us room yeah right. In fact, if you haven't
got a job, you should be the ones that are
calling because you probably need the one hundred bucks more
than anybody else.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
I hear what you're saying. Man, God, you're a good bastard.
Thanks mate, intelligent thought.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yes, I appreciate all of that. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
While you're a massive brown nose.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Tell you what you feel it too? You would that?
Is that bastard wide in there? Boy? Hey? Hey, hey,
you like that? You want to watch? You like the
thought of it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Man, huh the whole actual big shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Let's go to the tree. Will super lick a scoreboard?
What does he say? Scoreboard? It's a good question, I think,
because we ask a couple of questions, but we don't
we don't have a scoreboard. Oh yeah, well that's part
of radio magic. You're not meant to tell people that
because people at home think we've got a scoreboard.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Because then people will start thinking we don't have a
weel either.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
What's gone onto you? What?

Speaker 6 (14:57):
What?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Hey? You?

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Robbie and mad Basket? I see you're a muscle shucker today.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Good, thanks mate? Where do you get your muscles.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
From out of the ocean. Yeah, do you look for Yeah,
it's Ken, Robbie. Shall we Hey, Robbie, how many what's
your record for muscles shocking in one day? I don't
know about a day.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
I think it's a five hundred hour wow.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
And what's that? And that's just with a batter knife
or a spoon or something. What do you got a
special knife?

Speaker 6 (15:34):
He's got a little tag on the end of it.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Five hundred Now to do, to do, to do, to do,
to do, to do, to do, to do, to do,
to do, to do.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
I remember when I used to do the old sounds
just like it, Robbie. I remember when I used to
down on the bluff that he used to do the
old shocking of the bluff oysters. I think this is
why five hundred hours amazing might be a seven fifty
an hour.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
And I was going flat tech Robbie. Yeah, I'm not
surprised you're better than me.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Ja, Yeah, I'm not surprised.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Robbie gets it.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
You shuck massively.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Kindle, who's a sparky apprentice? How are you a mad bastard?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Good mate yourself? Yeah, good things, mate, looking forward to
a long weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah beautiful.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
How much GYP do you get as an apprentice?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh? Minimum minimum? Nice? What's your preference? Man a C
or DC alternating.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yes, yeah, mess. Well this is how it works, Fellas.
We asked three questions first to two wins. Now you
buzzer for you, kindle, it's sparky and for you Robbie,
you can just say shucker. All right, you're ready to go, Fellas.
Let's lock and load.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Who's going first?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Okay, here we go. How many muscles or how many
oysters Hasty j shucked in one day? Spucky? What up?

Speaker 6 (17:01):
Robbie?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, mate, that's correct.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Well technically it's not. That was in one hour, not
one day.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
You know what I mean. And I'm happy with them
to get that.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Okay, Fells, here's your next question. Who won the state
of origin last night?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Shut up?

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Shuck up, Robbie the mighty New South Wales.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Seeing correct?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Well John, you shut those answers out of there pretty quick,
he did. Robie.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
You're fine. Hundred bucks richer.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Mate, Well, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
No worries, man. You stay on the line and our
good mate Pugson and Studio B will look after.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
You, all right, good on your mate. Did you briefly
forget pug Son's name? Then? No? No, No, I was
wanting to.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I was thinking about how hard to go on it?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (17:49):
You know what I mean? Go full pug Son?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah? Or do I just go Hugson?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
You do a good pug Son, make easy.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, I'll throw you over to James and studio b
U see what I do James?

Speaker 2 (18:03):
No, the one you do off here? You're puckstan off here?
Ah yeah, that one you do?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Worry? What can you do that one?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Because people will love that tsy It's June.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, yeah, the Whoarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hurlarchy.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Fossil the people there on the Radio Narchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. If you're driving out there, going to
some destination for the long weekend, just take it easy,
Just chill man, It's all going to be okay.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Listen to the tunes, have a chat with your loved ones,
your mate, all that jazz hate. If you're a minute
of sport going on, I said, it's get into a
bit of sport chat, shall we.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Off?

Speaker 4 (18:50):
We'll started off, fellas, what with a bit of tea
twenty World Cup chat. It's semi final play South Africa
versus Afghana. I was saying on the BYC podcast, I
actually give Afghanistan a really good chance here because they
when probability had the South Africans at seventy five percent

(19:12):
in Afghanistan at twenty five.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Percent, which I thought was pretty harsh.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
And you've got to remember Mogi and Fellers that South
Africa and notorious chokers at the semi final level. Yes,
turns out they give the afghanistanis an absolute ass hiding.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Which is sort of what you feel like they would
have got from the start of the tournament. Tournament and
ass hiding in all of the games. But yet they
managed to beat the black Caps, which was you know,
and Australia as well. And this I yes, remembering that
incorrectly but scheduled for fifty six.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Wow, that's an ass hiding.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Well, the thing is too you know what I mean.
It's like I think they that was the best thing
to happen because South Africa's got a very good bowling attack.
They go, okay, Fellows, let's put them in and wipe
them off the board. Of course, two great openers for
the Afghanistani sides Goozban and I can't remember the other
guy's name. Three one hundred dingle Berry three one hundred

(20:11):
run stands in the tournament, which is pretty up sand
from Goozbarn and Dingleberry Yeah and Dingleberry.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
So I think it's India England tomorrow and I'm picking India.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Good on India. It's good picking.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Just goes to show it doesn't matter if you've got
a couple of good openers and ass hiding is coming just.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Around the corner. That's absolutely correct. I'd agree with that.
Did you watch you go?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Did you watch that of Origin last night?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Fellers man so good? I watched about four minutes of it.
It's probably enough time. And then it was time for
Beatie buys Well.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
I commentated that with minies to it, and it was
a tough one. I'm a new South Wales fan, so
I was fizzed up to begin with. Yeah, but then
they dished out one of the all time great ass
hidings thirty eight to eighteen, thirty two nil at halftime,
no sorry, thirty four nil at halftime. And the conclusion
I drew from that is Queens played about as well

(21:01):
as the Warriors did at the weekend in the first half. Yeah,
here go the Warriors as good as Queensland.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
That's pretty good. Yeah, I love your logic. Theresy for everyone.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
That was the three players that really stood up with
the three players, but question marks around them, a lot
of news around them. Latrell Mitchell showed up, was brilliant,
Zach Lomax, who I hate, had an outstanding game and
can pretty much every single one except for one from
the sideline. And the other one was Mitch Moses who
came in at halfback and had four tricists, tied with
Brad Fitler for the most all time in one game
instead of Origin.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah, Brady Fitler pretty good. Also on satellite as the
post to a Sunday, We've got UFC three three. It's
bloody exciting. It's a long awaited and anticipated return of
Connor McGregor. Wow to the square circle that I though
it's more of a circle circle these days, isn't it.
In the MBMA, he'll be taking on Michael Chandler if

(21:50):
he hadn't broken his toe a couple of weeks back
and pull out, so they're not going to be fining anymore.
In a shock to nobody. He's gone back to the
bar to get hammered again on the gear responsibly. Of course,
that is what he does best. I mean broken take
come on mate. Well yeah, there's a little bit of that,
but also the attitude generally is he he has been

(22:10):
coming back and fighting carrying injuries and he's been getting
his beginning in ars hiding. So he thought to himself, well,
if I'm going to do it, if people really want
to see me, I'm going to be at my best
because this is probably going to be my last fight.
So I think you know fair enough, and to be honest,
I never think you'll fight again. So instead of that,
it's Alex Peira who is fighting yet again against Ery Procesca.

(22:31):
I don't know how to say that guy's pronounced dingle Berry.
It is Dingleberry, Jerry, Jerry Dingleberry. And that is a rematch.
He's already fought him and dished. And Peira is an animal.
He beat israel A de Sognya, and then adis Sonya
came back watch and beat him in the in the rematch.
Watching Alex Peira makes you realize how incredibly good a

(22:53):
fighter israel As Sagna is because for him to beat Perera.
He has to be something because Perira is just an
absolute terminator. R. Great stuff, mate, that's on the Sunday.
It's tomorrow, sorry Saturday because today is not Friday. And
I think the main cards at two pm.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Great stuff coming up after the five o'clock news.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
The Thursday Trauba give Jason absolute ass the.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in weekdays at four on Radio Hold Ikey.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
It's the Big Show. Tuesday Thrama.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Is indeed the Thursday Robert, since we're heading into the
long weekend. Basically, the idea behind it is, of course,
to set the tone for the weekend. Mogi, nice Thursday night,
you've got three days off. A tune that will really
kick you into the mood.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Thank you. That's right, absolutely, and it's going to be
a bloody ripper because this is a New Year's Eve celebration.
Thrubber Rubber you know what do you What's What's just
a theme, really, isn't it. So we're going to crack
into it. Kezy, what do you got man? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, it's a song you'd like to play at midnight
right when New Year?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, of course, Matariki. It's all about the re emergence
of the stars in the morning. I believe that's how
you know, back in the day, the Maldi lunar calendar,
it started from now. So at midnight you want to
hear a song about stars that is shape shifter stars, Yeah, man,

(24:39):
absolute belter.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I chose that one, and then I changed my mind.
That was close man. Otherwise houghdy J would have been
firing up. I don't know about you, haughty J. But
when it comes around to midnight, I've had a few
bruise by then, and next number, that's what I'm nilbow
mouth no more for old bogie. That a blind spot

(25:21):
there which the station could do with more of, might
I say? Sure? Man, thank you jure my.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
Tune and I don't know what it is.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
At the end of the day, at the end of
the night, everyone's feeling good. Everyone's feeling good, real good vibes,
maybe a few beers. Time to bring the heroin made
of you know, it's you're feeling good.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
So I changed this little doozy in my Garden's fallacy. Wow,
that's some three good songs.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's a good that's a good choice from you.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Jason, Yeah, they are and advertently three Kiwi songs they
are Yeah, which wasn't a requirement, was it? No? Yeah,
well go on your fellas well.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Here's the thing, boys, do you decide news? You don't
give us a call right now? On eight hundred hodarcky
and we'll get into that next alf of this next tune,
which is tune Stereophonics.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
It's the Big Shows Tuesday from Yes. Indeed that was
the tune, wasn't it.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Fella's Decoder by Stereophonics.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Sorry, surprised that you can.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Sorry, hang on, Dakota deck Oder, Dakota.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
You're saying it wrong? Yeah? What are you're saying it? Weird?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Am I saying it weird?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yes? Where you are?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
How do I say? Dickoder deoder? Okay, it's good to know. Hey, Jace,
we're doing the Thursday Throbber there. Yeah, you chose a
fat Freddie drop song?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah? Man? How long is that song? Five? Yeah? Yeah,
well sure.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
It's not nine minutes and fourteen seconds?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Oh how good that is? You know?

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I could have just chill out for nine minutes.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
You know what I'm saying? Here, oh here here, all right, kazy?
What'd you go with?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Brother Celebrate Mataliki? I went with a no brainer shape
Shifter of Stars.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I played drums live on that for the boys and
Recession Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, too easy? What'd
you go with? Howdy Jay?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh well, I thought you were next?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
I went with a bit of fan fruities, just good vibes, Blackbird.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
My God. I went with a bit of nobody Mouth
from blind Spot for my next number. I'd like to
return to the classics. That's a thats a chune. Three

(28:24):
tunes that you can't go wrong. I'm not going to
be upset about any of it.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Don't neither of minds.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I'll be speeling that.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Lucas your Man Bastard Hell's Life?

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh good, boys, good, thank you? How you guys going?
Yeah good? What are you running with the Lucas? I'm
going for the longest song with the Man from the
Man with the Longest Honker classic?

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Yeah, Tim your mad Barcet Hell's Life.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
You're not too bad, guys that are getting on.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Where you're getting fired up for the longer?

Speaker 6 (28:54):
A creeping up boy?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:57):
What are you going with Tim Well a few poor
it's here like nine minutes too long.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
Also, you've had a snooze button near Hoidy J.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
The cruise you mean then the cruise button.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Well, well mate, you're hitting a hoon on the two
second then having a chill out. Mogi mogi, Like if
anyone wants to hear blind, what they can turn into
an alternate rock station. That's say the First Factor five
Matariki Weekend shape Shifter playing the town Hall TEMMV.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Yeah, good on your MESSI actually whenever.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
They got there, because that tonight.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
It might be Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I tried to get tickets for that and I could not.
I was filthy.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Logan your mad barstard Hou's life mate.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah, good on you mate. What are your plans for
the long weekend? Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Work tomorrow and then some footy on second.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
What's what's the name of your footy team mate?

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Oh Cromelo that's Friday night, but I'll go.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
To the worries.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
What are you running with? Logan? Oh?

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Look hold onto your head is going to knock you
off your seat.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
But I'm going with Fordy J. Really, I mean on
your yeah, good on your log in your massive bad.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Man, it's a shame to put an asterix beside that
one because it's nine minutes long.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Well, actually, just on that because we've got to we've
got to kill a weab at a time.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Here.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
The scores are currently Mowgi on seven, Kezy on five,
Jason now also on five, but with four asterixes.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Last week and it was three eesterikss.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Well the one from Macking a nine minute song.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
That's a tune, man, that is a tune.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Can't give you an asterix every.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Time I went, hey, man, I don't make the rules.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Okay, they big show podcast.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Oh I'm so relaxed now, fellas, it's.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Almost twenty twenty six after.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
That, I am so chill. But you imagine it, you know,
a little campfire, maybe going a bit of a fire action,
just sitting outside listening to that tune. Maybe a few
beersies and things.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
When's the last time you've done that? Last night, bollocks
campfire and a few wasn't a campfire? What do you call?

Speaker 4 (31:18):
I've got a miss a bollard thingy, an outdoor.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Czerp doing.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Brazier.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
That's I have to come in and help. That's my bed.
So we just played a nine minute Fat Freddys Drop song,
and you say you pittch yourself around the campfire drinking beersies.
Most people right now are just sitting in traffic.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
And just chatting with your people, the people you love,
your mates and stuff. And this is the other thing too.
What a great song to listen to you while you're
just cruising and traffic.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
I mean, fat for his Drop is my all time
most played song. Whenever I get my year?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Is your your time favorite song? Do they have a
song called fat Freddies Drop? That's actually a good song.
We should try and play.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
That that key you might have won.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
This is my all time favorite. Bend the Rolling Stones
with a song called Paint of Black. How long is
this one? Twelve minutes?

Speaker 3 (32:16):
What the hell the whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy The Big Show's very first fishing
trip to check out who they've riled.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
In this time?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah, but of a midwinter fish? Why not get a
Jason your mad Barstard?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
How's life?

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Oh that's great?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Me.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
What's your big your long weekend plans?

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Oh to like gardening and stuff?

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Okay, yeah, yeah, and you like to fish jas I
love to fish off. Yeah, good stuff, mate, Well I
tell you what. You stay on the line and I'll
make Pack San and Studio B will put.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
You in the draw. Good luck, Jace, Oh good stuff
being your mad pastard me and your bed bastard. How
are you going, Ben? Good mate? Are you? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 4 (33:07):
What are you doing for the long weekend?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I got a bit of a housewarming party at ol.
Is it you and the missus or you and some
of the flowers, or you and your boyfriend? I don't
know nothing or me?

Speaker 4 (33:19):
And yeah nice mate?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
What's the address for that?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Man?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Ah, that's a good, cool one and think about that.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Hey, for the housewarming, you're gonna have like snacks? Yeah, definitely.
What are you running for? Rocking?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Rocking, some cook chalks, some coltal funds and just snags
on the body.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
And that that's good, that's good, wholesome. Keeping all that
stuff as one step up from just a bag of
chips throwing on the table, which is probably your idea. Yeah, yep, yep,
good on you, Ben. Well, I tell you what, mate,
good luck. You're in the drawer as well.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Pack Sam will take.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Care of you, right, Cheers boys.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Thank you mate, that's coming up.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Actually feelings, Yeah, yeah, I just feel weird because we
didn't ask either of those guys what they did the
same way, man, I feel empty.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You don't have to all the time we do. We're
going into the long weekend. I'm talking to you know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
And I know that what defines a person is what
they do for a crust. That's right, because it certainly
defines Jays.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
What do I do for a cruss? Kezy?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Hardly anything to be honest. Coming up later in the show,
a special masniky edition of What's for teen? He's with me, Keyzy,
So get those dinners coming through.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
No, I've I've got a bit of an addition to
your name.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Now, can I please plug the text number at least?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah? Okay, Harry up?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Ticks through three, four, ticks through three, four eight three?
What you're having for dinner? And you can win a
fifty a night and day about your good stuff?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Now? Can I say what your new thing is?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
I go for it Acky B Show one days from
four on RADI.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Incubis there on the radio Hodankey Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
We've got pack sand in the studio with us. Good eats.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
No, you guys have been avoiding eye contact with me
since I came in here.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I'm really sure.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Way, Chris and Jay, look everything.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Looking straight in your speak? Now you are?

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Yeah, because you know that we've got the batch weekend
coming up.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
I am so excited man.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yeah, you're going to be even more excited Paksan because
of the amazing work that you've done over this year.
The fellows and I got together and decided that we
don't feel it's right for you to pay any money
to go to the Batch. It's on us, mate, really,
so don't worry about just flash the bank account that
I gave you. Don't worry about it on us.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
It's not on me. No, No, you're not paying as well.
No keys, yeah, I remember that you yeah, short on.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Yeah, just on that front. We did a bit of
a chat yesterday, didn't we keasy with regards that? Because
your wife's not very happy about you paying the sixteen?
How did it go last night?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Well?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I did what you said, and I pretty much followed
the exact tips that you guys gave me, and she
has sort of started to come around to the idea.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Did you do the Porkman's thing on that.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah, don't you worry about that.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
We did that.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
And I mean the thing she brought up, which I
think is a really valid point, is she's like, isn't
it Jason's family Batch. I was like, yes, it's been
in his family a long time, and she's like, why
why do you have to pay? Why do you have
to pay for it?

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Well, just on that front, by the way, if you
could get on bocker Batch as quickly as possible, because
I'm worried it's going to get snapped up before this
is where you should of lock it in because I
sent I sent you the link. No I know, So
if you could do that and get it sort of kesy,
the last thing we want to do at the moment
has let down pugsn and Mogi.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
For ages pay didn't get it done, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
And just let me just let me voice. I'm concerned right,
Oh where you go? Because last night.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
She really looking forward to it, Jase.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
She agreed, she agreed to it, and she's like, Okay, fine,
it's a lot of money. Sixteen hundred dollars means a
lot to me as well. Yeah, no, it does. And
you've been working so hard Man and Ki brother. But
and then she's okay, well, let's pay it. Where's the
bank account. I was like, it's not a bank account,
it's a Booker batch thing. And she's like, well, hang on,
why is he booker batching his own family batch? And
she's worried that you don't actually have a family batch

(37:26):
and we're just booking like a random batch and you're
pretending it's yours.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Well, I'm finding it really bizarre her attitude. It's not
like it's coming out of her fine account, out of
our joint account, that is coming out of your Funcu's.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Coming out of our holiday account. And so she's just
and I just want to need you to clarify that
it is in fact your family batch. And I'm not
just booking around.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
You either want to come or you don't.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
You I'm just getting total cop outsitt of here that
you don't want to hang out with the fellows in
the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
That's not it at all. It sounds like I love
it sounds like you're looking for any excuse not to
hang out with us. Keezy.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I was going to let you choose the channel on
a TV time. It's twenty minutes pugs of TV time.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Oh no, but then we've got Mum and Mia the
next night. That's not Muma meter.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, what's that?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Well you'll find out. Hey, just too if you could
get the grocery money and the picture money sent through
as well.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Because sorry as well, I thought that was included in
the sixteen hundred.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
It is, but you've got to book the batch and
also give me the money so I can sort the
picture and the groceries.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
And it's definitely your family batch, yes, Kezy, because I
was looking through the photo the photos on the website
and there was like you could see the photos and
there was a family that did not look like your
family on the walls.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Extended family. Thank you, Mogi, God Almighty. Just pay it, Keysy,
all right, fine, I'll pay it.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
On Radio BC.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Boys there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
But right now it's time four.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Time to chat forty with me, Keezy. What are the
warriors up to?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Oh yeah, what are the warriors up to? Good Christian?

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Well, I'll tell you what the warriors are up to.
They are playing the Broncos the Saturday five o'clock. Oh god,
Die Henwood commentating that one Sky Sport nine, make sure
you join them. Just him on his own pants man pants.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Man, Magi. Where's the Broncos sitting on the table?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, where's they?

Speaker 2 (39:26):
They'd be top sex. I'm not sure of the four.
I think the seventh, okay.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I mean to double check that the old question without warning. Yeah, seventh,
you're above us anyway, I can put it to certainly. Now.
The thing they've got, and this is what you've got
to consider, is their three best players, Reese Walsh, payinhas
Pat Carrigan played State of Origin last night. Have to
do a three day turnaround flight to New Zealand play

(39:52):
what is essentially a three pm game for Australian time. Yeah,
against a struggling Warrior's side. I don't think they've been
named in the reserves. I don't think they're going to play.
So this is the perfect chance for the Warriors to
write the ship wash off the embarrassment that was the
franchise's worst ever loss at the weekend. Yeah and me
and I was saying on the Mad Monday podcast, they

(40:12):
did a lot of study around this and after a
massive walloping, teams traditionally bounce back massively.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yes, they do do that, they do do do do
they do do. But my feeling is, given those three
Queensland players didn't really do much last night. I think
they're going to be fresh as a daisy. I think
they might turn up And I'll be honest with you, man,
And it's nothing against the wise, it's just my feelings.
I'm not seeing anything on the field that is making

(40:41):
me think they're going to win. Do you know what
you could say? Previously this has happened when they've got
their asses kicked and blah blah blah. But to me,
they just look really bad.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
We were trying to figure out what it was about
last weekend's game. Who was missing that tried that usually
would rev them up right.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Cape well and Barney just about to answer a question.
Is Barnett back.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
He's back, he's named, he's starting, which has got him
in the new quarter of the two back rowers. The
other person missing was Delan what Tennis a Lisnik, which
was quite interesting. Yeah, because he was stood down. I
think those are the guys.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
And which is here's the thinking and I know what
you're going to say, you know, there's leaders and it
picks everyone and blah blah blah. When you've got one
to seventeen except for probably Tom Harlay was pretty good
and who else was there that came on from the forward?
Remember Lab they were got outside of that one to
fifteen were absolute rubbish. And I don't believe having a

(41:35):
couple of players in there playing well would have made
the others.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
What what you want is the guys that red everyone.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, but there's a real issue and there isn't there.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
I've got I've got a prediction, fellows, John's is going
to play what not half and they're going to put
Artis in the fullback.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
You reckon that the worst game?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I mean I would love that.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Clip it off, clip it off.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
That's a prediction.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
However, what I do like about what Webs has done here.
There's a lot of people calling for hotel changes. This
is the best team that we could pick, taking injuries
into account. He is giving the best team the opportunity
to make up for what was absolute garbage last week. Now,
if they don't do that this week, then I think
you're going to start seeing a lot of changes changes,

(42:23):
But I think there's a bit of rot sitting in
there somewhere, because.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
I think it's Adam fanil Blake.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
I can't remember, want to say it because he scares me.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
I can't remember which one of you were saying. The
chat has been after that game that the Warriors were
genuinely embarrassed by their performance.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Sure like embarrassed?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah, well you should. It's the worst loss in the
history of the franchise.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I would have been embarrassed during the game, though, and
I would have started trying. I still would have got smashed.
I'm pretty old now. Yeah no, I reckon, you'd be sweet.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I like to think that when James Fisher Harris gets
in next year, he's the kind of guy that would
not put up with that sort of I like to think.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yeah no, and I agree with that. But this year
and this week, I mean, I'll be watching the four
eighty minutes just as I did last week watching sixty six.
Get put on Us. I love it.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
I love it too. Don't forget the Saturday five o'clock
Skysport nine, Die Hendood at the pants Man, Get a Monks, the.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Whole Achy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Yes, indeed, Hey plenty coming up after six o'clock, including
What's for Tea with Me Kee, Yellow Wheese, thick Craft,
Monkey Point, fun Account.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
That's so good, Jays. I like the new edition text
through what You're having for dinner? Three four eight three
and you could win a fifty long Night and Day
about you The.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hurdiarchy.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Welcome back to your massive bagbones. I hope you're taking
it easy out there as we head into the long weekend.
You listen to the Big Show brought to you by Night.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Someone takes through earlier on three four eight three saying
that when we do the Night and Day Harmony, we
are backbone thugs in harmony.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
I liked it.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Hey, the podcast outro today, which isn't the radio shall
we do? It's completely different from that. It's just its
own little baby.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Is it like bonus content?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
You can say that, Keysy, you could say that if
you want to be.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Okay, go on, then it's bonus content.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
So if you love your podcast, go and check it out.
It's well it's worth a listen. This is what we
chatted about today. I did a weird thing, true story
in the toilet today. Actually it was pretty buffoonery. I
sat on the toilet and I was taking my morning
dumb and.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
I went and I went, this feels weird. Oh my god,
you forgot to take your pants for forgot?

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Now I take my pants down.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
But I had his seat was up.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I hadn't put the seat down. I was just sitting
on the rim of the toilet.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
So Jay sitting in the toilet this morning taking What was.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Really shocking about it as you had to call the
fire department to pull you out because you got stuck. Yeah,
that story is it's haroeen. Actually mean it was pretty harry.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
And you're going to remember the tennis ball that I've
got going under my arm at the moment, the massive
infection that's raging through my body. What is I wasn't
thinking clear?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Lethal isella can be? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:26):
What's the term for the actual thing you've got growing
under your arm? Obsess, it's an abscess. Yes, it's a
tennis ball.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
No, it's between a ping pong ball and a tennis ball.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Swear that's growing into a tennis ball. That's where tennis
balls come from.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Oh really, we not talk about it anymore. It's making
me woozy. Hey, coming up next, What's for Tea?

Speaker 7 (45:47):
With me Keizy, Yellow Wheeze, thick crust, monkey fun account,
so good the.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Whole actually big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
And who fighters here on the radio, ho donkey Big show.
But right now it's time for you.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Hey guys, text here from Steve What's for teens Zealand
with me Kiy?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Come on man, okay.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
This is the segment where you take.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yellow waist, crust, monkey worn account.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
This is a segment where you text and what you're
having for dinner? On three four eight three? What are
you having for dinner? And then return sorry, what are
you having for dinner? Venison and beef burgers? So it's
a mixture of the two. And you know how because

(46:53):
what happened there?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Then? Did a cow make love to a venice?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
A venice?

Speaker 4 (46:59):
How do we feel about ven venice?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
That's where venue comes from? Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Is it just cows from venice?

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
I don't like venison, don't you?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I really like it. It's very very high in protein.
I do like I do like venison. Well then it's
actually cheaper, it's quite cheap.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
But the weird thing is the mixture of the two
we like. Just get the porkmants man.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
I'm not a big fan of veniceon. But then our
mechanic back in the day when hunting and caught one
in venice and gave us some of it.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
So do you do?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
You have to hunt the cows.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
That's the definition of a venice as it's a wild cow.
It's a wild exactly of sun.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Is that the son of one?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
No, that's what you call the meat. Everyone knows that.
Can you get on with it? Key, I'm getting pissed off.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Ah, so many great texts there. On three four oh
three Derek Derek is text through good a Flowers to
not Eric Jeter. Derek Jeter. He sticks through on three
four eight three Get a flowers, a rice ball and
a donut.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
So he could put the rice ball in the middle
of the donut and it would just be a big
ring circle. What would it be a wheel? A wheel?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah, he's actually just texting here. The plan is to
put the rice ball in the middle of the donor
and then I'll have a wheel.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
What a gumby.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Weeb ah?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Oh, here's one from Andy.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Oh circus, Get a Andy here from the circus, No,
Andy Circus, get a flowers, Andy Circus Here tonight a
leftover egg, sandwidge and a can of sprite?

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Ah, loser, do you, guys, if you if you have
like a can of sprites and you only drink half
of it, do you put the other half in the fridge?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Are your biffit?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
I drink the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I always drink the whole thing too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Can you not manage that?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
My daughter has this terrible habit of drinking half of
something and then putting it in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
And it's like, no, hmm, you've got a terrible habit
of smoking cigarettes and doing steamers with a seat up
getting stuck in the toilet? Was this habit? Chat?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Here's a great text from Paul.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Oh my god, Paul, it's.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Actually Paul Tito. I'm eating a Paul Hogan crocodile dundee. Yeah,
that's right, Get a guys, pull Tito a knife.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
This is knife?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, get a flowers Paul Tito. Here, I'm eating a
hot dog whilst thinking about Jason's Honker.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
This is a knife O audition for that. Did you Yeah?
Did you get it? Yeah? Turned it down in the end.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
You know another funny thing I do with my wife
what now we're talking like when we're watching the music stop?
But what when we're we'll be watching a movie or
something movie and there'll be a beautiful.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Naked woman and I'll always say to here, was that
the part? You? Auditioned?

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Four The Hdikey Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Ikey bank Boy Slim there on the radio hold Nkey
Big Show this Thursday evening. But right now it's time for.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah, well, yeah, yeah,

(51:09):
I love of fellows.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Don't tell me you still haven't fixed your TV.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
I'm just I've just been watching somebody remove a six
begg of toilet paper out in the office to take
home a No, actually, Jace, we got the TV up. Yes,
I got the TV up. Had a guy come around
who was there for something else. He's you know, mate, essentially.
I say essentially because I've only met him a couple
of times and I just put him to work. He

(51:36):
came around, he put hung up some art for me.
Put up the TV, and then over the course of
the weekend, my mother said to my wife, Hey, why
don't you guys use that dining room as a lounge
set up? And my wife said, oh, that's a great idea.
And that had been my idea to my wife. She
she didn't listen to me. So anyway, we changed it over.
I put the TV up, only about eight additional holes

(51:59):
that were surplus requirements. It's crooked, but all good.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
I'm sure the TV is going to be covering the
holes up surely.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Well, yeah, yeah, it is, by mate, you're right. And also,
and so then last night was our first night with
the TV in that room. We're sitting there. I was like, oh,
it's good, it's good, like they say so, No, it's
not good. So we're taking that TV down. We're putting
it back in the old room, moving all the furniture
back in the other room. I'll be doing that. I'll
be doing that tonight.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
After one day.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Yeah, I mean, to be fair, I think it does
work better.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Did you do that just to appease your mum?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
No? I think we were happy to try it, right, Okay,
But you know, putting up the TV was a bit
of a debarkle. Anyway, long story short, I don't watch anything.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I watched that of Origin last night.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
I started watching the start of Origin.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I commentated it. And this is the third game in
a row that myself and Mania have commentated together for
the ACC that has been a blowout. In the second
half at a Live and thirty on a Wednesday, it
was just killer Man. Yeah, because we had a few beers.
He's and so we were starting to get real sleepy
and it was just a slog face. The second half
of that is Mania a Blues supporter, He's Maroon. He

(53:12):
also openly doesn't really give a ship.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Yeah, yeah, it makes it touch. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
I did feel, like I said earlier in the show though,
that the Blues are going to take that one out.
I'd just been doing a bit of received. It just
seemed like, yeah, they're going to do this, even which
is you know, generally a Queensland kind of.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Strong and it's neutral ground.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Wow, supposedly it's neutral because generally Maroons get more support.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
It's more of an afl are.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I just watched Put on a Summer. Yeah, good, very
good impression. Is that alright? PU sound very good impression?
What's that showgun Guy Ongun Yeah, Portuguese.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
I love him, but I love the English actor on it.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
How good is he? Good? He is? And you are right.
I thought about it later. He's got a real Richard
Burton vibe to him. Yes, very much of a danger
to him. The voice is.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
Just on the And it was interesting because as my
wife said to me, is he really good or really bad?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
And I went, I think really good.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Yes, and she was like, oh, because I'm feeling like
he's really bad.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Yeah. I could say that he's one of those.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Actors that you know, you go, is he It was
like the guy from Vikings who was the main which
is an awesome show, and he was another sort of
quirky character, and you go, is.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
He really good or is he really bad? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
His show going good.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Jason, Yes, it is highly recommended. Four buzzies out of five.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Disney She's good Man. Yeah, I've still got that one
to watch. So after I moved the TV again, Mike
put above the toilet, so I've got something to look
at while I'm fishing my phone out of the shitter.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Well, there you go, your man bastards. That's the big show,
done and dust. So I just want to take a
moment to say how much we appreciate you listening to
the show. That's true, genuinely we do, and all the
backbones out there hope that you have a fantastic and
safe Maiky weekend. I'll get up to a bit of
fun and frivolity, hang up with loved ones, just do
good stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Magie. Absolutely, mate, it's a it's a real good one.
I like this public holiday. I like what it's about.
I like it's timing, and I'm thrilled to be involved
and it's going to be a ripper. I can't wait
to come back next week and just hit you guys
up with all my cleaning stories.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Yeah, it's going to be good now, Kezie, I want
you to take it easy over the long weekend.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Why wow, you you tend to go hard.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
And yes, the big weekend for me, it's essentially New Year,
So I'll be doing rhythm and vines, going down to
Gusy there. I'm just gonna get loaded up for three
days responsibly, and they'll be back on the Monday.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
May.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Boy, a bit deli eyed.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Yeah, yeah, heavy liddard, Yeah, heavy lidded. Yeah, that's the
j What are you up to this weekend?

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Man?

Speaker 4 (56:07):
I meant to be going to a thing tomorrow night
with my wife's book club friends sleep over that We're
going to assess how I feel in.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
The morning and and then go from there because it'll
be a basad to miss it. You were saying that
you don't they listen to the show that you've don't
that you've invented this fake softball under your arm and
you even went to the doctors and generated an actual
infection just so you can get out of it. Is

(56:37):
that true? Is that what I said off here?

Speaker 6 (56:40):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Yeah? Actually I'm looking forward to It's in a beautiful spot.
We are your fingers crossed, you.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Know, by the ocean there, which I like, might go
for a bit of an ocean plunge, do a bit
of fishing, that sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Do you think you'll get your your pastball out everyone?

Speaker 4 (56:54):
We'll see how the night goes. I think we're all
sleeping in a dorm together, so.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
You know there might be a reveal at some point.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Okay, you were saying, I fear you don't even like
any of them.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
All right, it's on the right weekend.