June 29, 2024 • 15 mins
On today's cold cuts, Mike's daughter graduates from little school, Jase was a huge target for dodgeballs, and Keyzie scores at his wife's netball game.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes, indeed, Jimmy Hendrix there on the Radio Hoedarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty five past five.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hey, fellows, had a good one today. You're going to
like this one. Have you guys ever been married before?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Once? Yeah, yeah, yeah, same once. I was at home
today and there's a knock on the door and there's
a gentleman at the door, a gentleman caller actually, and
he was wearing a courier outfit and that's when I
knew he was there to deliver something to the house.
And then the other thing that clued me out was
he was carrying a massive, massive box and it turns
(00:39):
out that it was a headboard for our bed in
our bedroom. You know about headboards, yes yet?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh no?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah. So my feeling about headboards, and we've talked about
it on the show before, is there are a complete
waste of money. There is no need for a headboard.
And I don't know what actually what can you google
that Poe's on? Can you find out what the point
of AA head borders? So I think they're just a
complete waste of money, do you know what I mean? Sure,
and my wife knows that I think that they're a
(01:08):
complete waste of money. And we've never had a headboard
in the ten years or so that we've been together. Sure,
and she is. We've moved into a new place and
she's thought to herself, you know what, I want to headboard.
I'm not going to talk to my husband about spending
this money.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
She's making an executive order.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
She is. Now, I'm just going to buy it, and
he can my husband be damned, he can be damned.
He can like it, exactly right. So she would rather
put up with me complaining about it, which I will, yes,
for X amount of time, and then she's smooth sailing
after that, isn't it? Because eventually I'm just going to
shut up about it? Yeah? Or am I?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I've googled it?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So originally they were supposed to obviously protect the wall.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
When you're young.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That's my big that's the big that's the big issue
that I have with headboards is the amount of bloody
holes are put in walls? What from the headboard?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, exactly exactly, just the headboards do did doo.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
It provides neck and back support, and it also is hack.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And back support as opposed to what the wall does.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
It also is handy if you're a night owl and
you like to sit up reading.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
But does it read a book for you?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I've changed my view on headboards.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I have a headboard, yes, because they protect the wall
as well from.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What But also the thing I find is because I'm
such a restless sleeper Mogi, my beard moves around quite
a lot, and so I'd often find when we didn't
have a headboard, pillow slippage down between the gap between
the gap, and I found that doesn't happen with the
headboard obviously, because it captures the pillow and doesn't allow
(02:53):
it to slip down.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
In that case, I can understand it. Sure we don't
have that problem.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Does your headboard new one?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Probably you haven't set it up yet, still in the box,
But it depends. It has to be connected to the
mattress itself. Otherwise it's just another wall that could split
away from.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
The exactly, so they have it generally it connects to
the base like a bid frame exactly exactly. So Yeah,
I'm looking forward to the chat when I get home
because I'm not I'm not installing it. I'm going to
be quite petty about this. Sure, I think I've earned
a bit of pettiness around this, don't you think. What Ever,
if I knew my wife didn't like something, and she
(03:30):
made it clear over ten years, I would never then
go out and buy that thing without any conversation whatsoever.
You see it for our pool table, got a poll table,
and the motorbike and that, and the dartboard and that. Yes,
but it's only because she was There was no way
she was going to let me have those things.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Bar and as well.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, I've got a bar there as well. And I've
got the hydroponics grown up in the ceiling there. She
doesn't know about that, did you.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And the electronic chair massager.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, I've got the big train seat obviously down tens
of thousands of dollars that one. But that's my peak,
that's my piece.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, sure, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, I reckon be pity about it as well as.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, I think so I'll be pity about it and
I'll tell you how it goes tomorrow. We'll give you
an update.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Actually, mate, Just going to do some quick radio if
that's all good. Just quickly. Has your partner ever bought
something without telling you about it?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
New Zealand? Oh good see.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Text us three four eight three and you can get
a fifty nine day vouch it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's really irritated me.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Key the whole Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
The dudes there on the radio Hoki Big Show this
Tuesday evening. I'll tell you what a bit blowy out
there feelers?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Is it? Mate?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It looks a bit nippy. I have to borrow Keysy's
big woolen jacket when I go to the car path.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
No, because then it'll smell like darries just tucking there.
Weekend just gone, fellers. I was at my wife's nitball,
you know how, I was going watch.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
And support. Yes, and for the first time.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I've been going for years and years and years, and
I'd never scored before, so it was my first time
sort of getting to go along to the nipple and
actually scoring.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Sure have you ever done that? No? Scored? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Specifically knitball you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, Because I've been going for years,
you know what I mean, And I've always wanted to.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But you wouldn't know how to do, would you?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
No, you did, right, I had no idea how to.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Don't you spend all your time in the car hiding
behind a newspaper with hules cut out so that you
can still see stuff?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Oh so yeah, no that was That was a few
years back when she was playing outdoors and now she's
playing indoors. I can't do that, Simon on the ground. Yeah,
I still got the same newspaper.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
But you put it over your lap, now, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
And anyway, so I was sitting there at the weekend
watching the game with us paper.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
On my lap. Yeah, with a whole punch yet.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
And they were like, oh, do you want to score?
And I was like, yeah, I'd love to score, you
know what I mean? Yeah, But as you say, it
was it actually quite full on because you know, you've
actually you've really got to be concentrating.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's quite intensive, you know what I mean. It's pretty
easy though, isn't it. Wow? Yeah? Yeah, I've been doing
it for longer than you, so for me, it's right easy, calm, easy, go,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, for me, it was
like it actually used a lot of brain power. I
thought it wouldn't I just thought it'd be like you
could just you get in there and your instincts just
take over. Yah.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
But for me, the whole time, I was like concentrating
hard and I was quite I think the person who.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I was struggling not to fall asleep. Wow, well yeah
so boring.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah at one point yeah yeah yeah yeah, And the
person I was scoring with like they were trying to
make convo and I was like, no, not I need.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
But we got there in the end, and yeah, it
was great to just to get hands on and get
stuck in.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, it's it's really complicated netball scoring, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah? Plus one good one, And then about a minute later, message, yeah,
we gotta Missy too. Do you write down the missy tortos.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Missy Toto, Mine's miss missy tittle where I grow.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Missy Toto, where I grow up? Do you shout that
out as well, missy turtle?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, mine's messy tickle, missy tickle from where I come from?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Is it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
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Speaker 2 (07:39):
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Speaker 2 (08:49):
All right, good, that's good stuff, brother, thanks man, that
is fantastic.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
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Speaker 2 (08:57):
Looking forward to that, by the way, fellows, getting out
on the boat and having a bit of a nap,
a couple of old tires.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Good stuff. Yeah, be beautiful mid day at the Minogue
household today. If I can say, it's one of the
big big milestones. Hordy Jay. You won't know about this,
Kezy obviously because you're steerile. Hang on, I just haven't
my daughter there and the it was the last day
(09:24):
at little school years she's just turned five years old. Well,
actually that's coming up. That's coming up a couple of
days there. And so at the end of an air Jayson, Yeah,
I mean you've had four daughters, you've been through that before. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Man, it's a very emotional time though it is. And
dropping my girls off for their first day at school.
This is a true story for for all of my girls.
It turns out because I was talking to my wife
or that the other day when I dropped one of
my girls up at school for the first day. I
dropped off and she was a teary eyed so old
(10:01):
houghdy Jay drove back at lunchtime and sat in the
car park and just made sure that she was sitting
with you know, she had friends around here, because I
was worried that she wasn't going to be Okay, you didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Have any friends. Well, it was a Sunday, wasn't it.
And it was a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, it had been a busy day and I got
the days wrong, so I really stuff with it.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
It's the thought of the love that counts.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, totally. But I did do that for my daughter Scarlet,
And interestingly, my wife said, you did that for all
the girls, and I was like, did I? Because I
got quite emotional when they went to score their little.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Backpacks, because it is such a transition that nearly small
human beings.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
They are very small.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
To yourself, jeers, I'm making this big transition from you know,
from little school sure to the big time. So well
that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
So your daughter's now five, so she'd be starting primary school.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's she's done,
so we call little school college. So now she's going
to university and she'll be doing a doctorate.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
There and law finish.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I thought little school was like kindergarten.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
They say that because of her mental acumen, her intelligence
to write you all that sort of thing. College is
a little school, and really university is I mean it's
a small pond here.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's so funny because my youngest now, when she left
little school, just went straight into a professorship.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
At a university.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
What a professorship, Yeah, started lecturing ahead of I think
she was head of philosophy and religious studies.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
That.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You know, so many accomplished accomplishments. It's very hard to
keep up with so many professorship It was at Oxford,
actually in Oxford, yeah right.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Actually, make you one thing I've always wondered, what because
you never say your daughter's actual name, what's her actual name?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
You just calling my daughter? Yeah, Mike, her name is?
Her name is Mike, Mike. Yeah, yeah, Well she she
was named after my dad. My dad's name was Mike, right,
and his dad's name is Mike. So it's a family tradition.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Right, Even though she's female, she's called Mike Minogue are.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
You going to make it six? This man? You're saying,
just because she's a woman, she can't be called Mike.
It's a pretty low ba you're sitting for these women, Keezy,
I've got to say, and I've headed up to him.
I'm just going to stop you right there, mate.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
It's twenty twenty four keys.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Wait, Can I just say I have no issues with
any women that want to be called Mike?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Is that better?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Sure that's what you say publicly, but privately we know
perceiving these ads.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
The Hurdichy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodach.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Kings of the Stone Age, there, fellas as we you
have a closer to the long weekend. What are your
plans for the long weekend?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
By the way, Magie, Well, we've got some funo up
in the house.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh yes, I remember you're saying that.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
As discussed a little bit earlier in show Yously the
mother in law there, yes, and put the plans in
place for the couch and their sister in law, so
be doing a little bit of stuff around the house.
I'd imagine. Yeah, I'm not too sure, man, I'd like
to do something really exciting, but I imagine I'll do some work,
a bit of yard work as well. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Good, Now, I believe you're playing dodgeball with your wife tonight, Kizy.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I did say off here that my wife has signed
us up for dodgeball tonight, even though we have a
six am flight tomorrow morning. Yes, christ Church, visit the
in laws, play golf with her dad. Visit a few
mates down there, then come back. But yeah, dodgeball. I've
never played it in my life other than at Pe
when I was a youngster. Sure, but I imagine I'll
be good at it.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
It's one of those sports where when people are good
at it, they act like their absolute legends. The ego
that comes with the people that play. Whenever you see
stuff on Instagram, it's really entertaining because two stuff that
was pretty cool, but they just think that they got.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Did you guys, Did you guys ever used to play
king ball? Ever heard of king ball? It's with a
tennis ball and you try. It's the same thing where
you try and brand each other and if you can
get but you wear like your sandals, is sort of
you just to flick the ball.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Game the other person couldn't moved. That is what we
played and you get brand free.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yes, totally, that sounds fun. It was a great game ball.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
We did a similar thing where one person had to
start at one end of the gym and run down
and touch the other wall without getting hit by the ball,
and then run back. Yes, similar thing. Everyone else is
trying to hit them with the tennis ball, and then
if you get to the other end, you get a point.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I was always really good at that game because no, why, okay,
it's going to be self deprecating here, because you've got
a big penis. I've got very skinny legs, you know.
And back in the day when I was a young feller,
I was as skinny as a whippet. Yeah, so very
hard to hit hoidy J and I moved like a leopard.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
And you had a massive downstairs.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I did have a massive downstairs, and strangely enough, that's
always how I got caught out.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Do you want to come along to baseball to dodgeball
tonight with us?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
That? Nah, I'm going to go home and take some
pena sillain and painkillers and.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Oh, because you've got the dodgeball growing under your armpet
right now, it feels like it yeah, yeah, yeah, what are.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
You doing this weekend?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I haven't got I need a whole break for that.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodakey
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes, indeed, Jimmy Hendrix there on the Radio Hoedarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty five past five.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hey, fellows, had a good one today. You're going to
like this one. Have you guys ever been married before?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Once? Yeah, yeah, yeah, same once. I was at home
today and there's a knock on the door and there's
a gentleman at the door, a gentleman caller actually, and
he was wearing a courier outfit and that's when I
knew he was there to deliver something to the house.
And then the other thing that clued me out was
he was carrying a massive, massive box and it turns
(00:39):
out that it was a headboard for our bed in
our bedroom. You know about headboards, yes yet?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh no?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah. So my feeling about headboards, and we've talked about
it on the show before, is there are a complete
waste of money. There is no need for a headboard.
And I don't know what actually what can you google
that Poe's on? Can you find out what the point
of AA head borders? So I think they're just a
complete waste of money, do you know what I mean? Sure,
and my wife knows that I think that they're a
(01:08):
complete waste of money. And we've never had a headboard
in the ten years or so that we've been together. Sure,
and she is. We've moved into a new place and
she's thought to herself, you know what, I want to headboard.
I'm not going to talk to my husband about spending
this money.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
She's making an executive order.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
She is. Now, I'm just going to buy it, and
he can my husband be damned, he can be damned.
He can like it, exactly right. So she would rather
put up with me complaining about it, which I will, yes,
for X amount of time, and then she's smooth sailing
after that, isn't it? Because eventually I'm just going to
shut up about it? Yeah? Or am I?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I've googled it?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
So originally they were supposed to obviously protect the wall.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
When you're young.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
That's my big that's the big that's the big issue
that I have with headboards is the amount of bloody
holes are put in walls? What from the headboard?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, exactly exactly, just the headboards do did doo.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
It provides neck and back support, and it also is hack.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And back support as opposed to what the wall does.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
It also is handy if you're a night owl and
you like to sit up reading.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
But does it read a book for you?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I've changed my view on headboards.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I have a headboard, yes, because they protect the wall
as well from.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What But also the thing I find is because I'm
such a restless sleeper Mogi, my beard moves around quite
a lot, and so I'd often find when we didn't
have a headboard, pillow slippage down between the gap between
the gap, and I found that doesn't happen with the
headboard obviously, because it captures the pillow and doesn't allow
(02:53):
it to slip down.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
In that case, I can understand it. Sure we don't
have that problem.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Does your headboard new one?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
You?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Probably you haven't set it up yet, still in the box,
But it depends. It has to be connected to the
mattress itself. Otherwise it's just another wall that could split
away from.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
The exactly, so they have it generally it connects to
the base like a bid frame exactly exactly. So Yeah,
I'm looking forward to the chat when I get home
because I'm not I'm not installing it. I'm going to
be quite petty about this. Sure, I think I've earned
a bit of pettiness around this, don't you think. What Ever,
if I knew my wife didn't like something, and she
(03:30):
made it clear over ten years, I would never then
go out and buy that thing without any conversation whatsoever.
You see it for our pool table, got a poll table,
and the motorbike and that, and the dartboard and that. Yes,
but it's only because she was There was no way
she was going to let me have those things.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Bar and as well.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, I've got a bar there as well. And I've
got the hydroponics grown up in the ceiling there. She
doesn't know about that, did you.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And the electronic chair massager.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, I've got the big train seat obviously down tens
of thousands of dollars that one. But that's my peak,
that's my piece.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, sure, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, I reckon be pity about it as well as.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, I think so I'll be pity about it and
I'll tell you how it goes tomorrow. We'll give you
an update.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Actually, mate, Just going to do some quick radio if
that's all good. Just quickly. Has your partner ever bought
something without telling you about it?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
New Zealand? Oh good see.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Text us three four eight three and you can get
a fifty nine day vouch it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's really irritated me.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Key the whole Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
The dudes there on the radio Hoki Big Show this
Tuesday evening. I'll tell you what a bit blowy out
there feelers?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Is it? Mate?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It looks a bit nippy. I have to borrow Keysy's
big woolen jacket when I go to the car path.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
No, because then it'll smell like darries just tucking there.
Weekend just gone, fellers. I was at my wife's nitball,
you know how, I was going watch.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
And support. Yes, and for the first time.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I've been going for years and years and years, and
I'd never scored before, so it was my first time
sort of getting to go along to the nipple and
actually scoring.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Sure have you ever done that? No? Scored? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Specifically knitball you're talking about?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, Because I've been going for years,
you know what I mean, And I've always wanted to.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But you wouldn't know how to do, would you?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
No, you did, right, I had no idea how to.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Don't you spend all your time in the car hiding
behind a newspaper with hules cut out so that you
can still see stuff?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Oh so yeah, no that was That was a few
years back when she was playing outdoors and now she's
playing indoors. I can't do that, Simon on the ground. Yeah,
I still got the same newspaper.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
But you put it over your lap, now, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
And anyway, so I was sitting there at the weekend
watching the game with us paper.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
On my lap. Yeah, with a whole punch yet.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
And they were like, oh, do you want to score?
And I was like, yeah, I'd love to score, you
know what I mean? Yeah, But as you say, it
was it actually quite full on because you know, you've
actually you've really got to be concentrating.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's quite intensive, you know what I mean. It's pretty
easy though, isn't it. Wow? Yeah? Yeah, I've been doing
it for longer than you, so for me, it's right easy, calm, easy, go,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, for me, it was
like it actually used a lot of brain power. I
thought it wouldn't I just thought it'd be like you
could just you get in there and your instincts just
take over. Yah.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
But for me, the whole time, I was like concentrating
hard and I was quite I think the person who.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I was struggling not to fall asleep. Wow, well yeah
so boring.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yeah at one point yeah yeah yeah yeah, And the
person I was scoring with like they were trying to
make convo and I was like, no, not I need.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
But we got there in the end, and yeah, it
was great to just to get hands on and get
stuck in.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, it's it's really complicated netball scoring, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah? Plus one good one, And then about a minute later, message, yeah,
we gotta Missy too. Do you write down the missy tortos.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Missy Toto, Mine's miss missy tittle where I grow.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Missy Toto, where I grow up? Do you shout that
out as well, missy turtle?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, mine's messy tickle, missy tickle from where I come from?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Is it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Hey, by the way, up after six o'clock, it's your
chance to get yourself on the drawer to join us
on our first ever big show fishing trip.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, looking forward to that. Actually, what do they say.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Missy Tickle the Hurdichy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kissy.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Tool there on the radio, Holdnankee Big Show line from
the Empire tapping here in the Auckland CBD. If you're
just popping home from work, maybe dropping and get yourself
for cool beer or a glass of wine and join
the fun down here, fellers.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
It is a day and Lou number two raising funds
and awareness for Bell cancer New Zealand. If you'd like
to donate three dollars instantly text Lou to three seven
seven nine.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Can I say, why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, exactly, I've done it ten times. Yeah, just get
into it.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Absolutely, do it, Lou three seven seven nine. Now you
would have heard the cue to call for the Big
Show's fishing trip. Big Dealy he's back in the studio
because they're offside at the moment. There's been a few
technical shenanigans, but he's taken a few people and chucked
them in the drawer. So if you are currently the
draw congratulations, Hopefully you come fishing with us. Big shut
up by the way to site Smart who have made
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Speaker 2 (08:49):
All right, good, that's good stuff, brother, thanks man, that
is fantastic.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Thank you sit smart app dot com very much.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Looking forward to that, by the way, fellows, getting out
on the boat and having a bit of a nap,
a couple of old tires.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Good stuff. Yeah, be beautiful mid day at the Minogue
household today. If I can say, it's one of the
big big milestones. Hordy Jay. You won't know about this,
Kezy obviously because you're steerile. Hang on, I just haven't
my daughter there and the it was the last day
(09:24):
at little school years she's just turned five years old. Well,
actually that's coming up. That's coming up a couple of
days there. And so at the end of an air Jayson, Yeah,
I mean you've had four daughters, you've been through that before. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Man, it's a very emotional time though it is. And
dropping my girls off for their first day at school.
This is a true story for for all of my girls.
It turns out because I was talking to my wife
or that the other day when I dropped one of
my girls up at school for the first day. I
dropped off and she was a teary eyed so old
(10:01):
houghdy Jay drove back at lunchtime and sat in the
car park and just made sure that she was sitting
with you know, she had friends around here, because I
was worried that she wasn't going to be Okay, you didn't.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Have any friends. Well, it was a Sunday, wasn't it.
And it was a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, it had been a busy day and I got
the days wrong, so I really stuff with it.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
It's the thought of the love that counts.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, totally. But I did do that for my daughter Scarlet,
And interestingly, my wife said, you did that for all
the girls, and I was like, did I? Because I
got quite emotional when they went to score their little.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Backpacks, because it is such a transition that nearly small
human beings.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
They are very small.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
To yourself, jeers, I'm making this big transition from you know,
from little school sure to the big time. So well
that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
So your daughter's now five, so she'd be starting primary school.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's she's done,
so we call little school college. So now she's going
to university and she'll be doing a doctorate.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
There and law finish.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I thought little school was like kindergarten.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
They say that because of her mental acumen, her intelligence
to write you all that sort of thing. College is
a little school, and really university is I mean it's
a small pond here.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's so funny because my youngest now, when she left
little school, just went straight into a professorship.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
At a university.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
What a professorship, Yeah, started lecturing ahead of I think
she was head of philosophy and religious studies.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
That.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
You know, so many accomplished accomplishments. It's very hard to
keep up with so many professorship It was at Oxford,
actually in Oxford, yeah right.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Actually, make you one thing I've always wondered, what because
you never say your daughter's actual name, what's her actual name?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
You just calling my daughter? Yeah, Mike, her name is?
Her name is Mike, Mike. Yeah, yeah, Well she she
was named after my dad. My dad's name was Mike, right,
and his dad's name is Mike. So it's a family tradition.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Right, Even though she's female, she's called Mike Minogue are.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
You going to make it six? This man? You're saying,
just because she's a woman, she can't be called Mike.
It's a pretty low ba you're sitting for these women, Keezy,
I've got to say, and I've headed up to him.
I'm just going to stop you right there, mate.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
It's twenty twenty four keys.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Wait, Can I just say I have no issues with
any women that want to be called Mike?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Is that better?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Sure that's what you say publicly, but privately we know
perceiving these ads.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
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Speaker 2 (12:47):
Kings of the Stone Age, there, fellas as we you
have a closer to the long weekend. What are your
plans for the long weekend?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
By the way, Magie, Well, we've got some funo up
in the house.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh yes, I remember you're saying that.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
As discussed a little bit earlier in show Yously the
mother in law there, yes, and put the plans in
place for the couch and their sister in law, so
be doing a little bit of stuff around the house.
I'd imagine. Yeah, I'm not too sure, man, I'd like
to do something really exciting, but I imagine I'll do some work,
a bit of yard work as well. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Good, Now, I believe you're playing dodgeball with your wife tonight, Kizy.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I did say off here that my wife has signed
us up for dodgeball tonight, even though we have a
six am flight tomorrow morning. Yes, christ Church, visit the
in laws, play golf with her dad. Visit a few
mates down there, then come back. But yeah, dodgeball. I've
never played it in my life other than at Pe
when I was a youngster. Sure, but I imagine I'll
be good at it.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
It's one of those sports where when people are good
at it, they act like their absolute legends. The ego
that comes with the people that play. Whenever you see
stuff on Instagram, it's really entertaining because two stuff that
was pretty cool, but they just think that they got.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Did you guys, Did you guys ever used to play
king ball? Ever heard of king ball? It's with a
tennis ball and you try. It's the same thing where
you try and brand each other and if you can
get but you wear like your sandals, is sort of
you just to flick the ball.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Game the other person couldn't moved. That is what we
played and you get brand free.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yes, totally, that sounds fun. It was a great game ball.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
We did a similar thing where one person had to
start at one end of the gym and run down
and touch the other wall without getting hit by the ball,
and then run back. Yes, similar thing. Everyone else is
trying to hit them with the tennis ball, and then
if you get to the other end, you get a point.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I was always really good at that game because no, why, okay,
it's going to be self deprecating here, because you've got
a big penis. I've got very skinny legs, you know.
And back in the day when I was a young feller,
I was as skinny as a whippet. Yeah, so very
hard to hit hoidy J and I moved like a leopard.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
And you had a massive downstairs.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I did have a massive downstairs, and strangely enough, that's
always how I got caught out.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Do you want to come along to baseball to dodgeball
tonight with us?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
That? Nah, I'm going to go home and take some
pena sillain and painkillers and.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Oh, because you've got the dodgeball growing under your armpet
right now, it feels like it yeah, yeah, yeah, what are.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
You doing this weekend?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I haven't got I need a whole break for that.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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