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July 4, 2024 12 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did fan of the Hurdarky Big Shot podcast, make sure
you'd check out more from Jay Smike and Kezy on
their Instagram at Hadarky Big.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Show launching into them four to seven every weekday on
radio Hraky, thanks.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Mate, Thanks mate.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
How you feeling, Jace?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Not too bad?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Men?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, good enough to do radio?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Been doing poohs a lot, big poo guy? I pugs hi? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Or has it just been chandering?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Just chondering?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Oh god?

Speaker 5 (00:35):
And to be fear Actually I only chunded twice. Okay, right,
so it wasn't continuous.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Do you reckon it was food poisoning?

Speaker 5 (00:44):
No? I think because my fano have had a very
similar thing in my little one and my wife my
little one had been had a bit of a chunder
feast going on, so right, maybe it was just a
touch of that. And you know, because of all the
abscesses all over.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
My body, that face looks better.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh yeah, yeah it does.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
It reached the point where it was so bad and throbbing,
so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
I broke, I broke. Can you squeeze the shit out
of it?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
It work?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Did you get it initially?

Speaker 5 (01:18):
No? And I fell into a petitive despair because it.
There is nothing more depressing than with a massive blinds
out And this is the biggest one I've ever had.
It was like and you just gona and it just
went and just expanded more and was extremely painful.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
So because you were talking about potentially heating up a
needle and just piercing it.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, well it was a fantasy of mine that I
don't know if you guys have the same sort of fantasy. Yeah,
but if I've got like a massive growth on my face,
I'm like, just burn a needle there and did well,
what's in there? Yeah, just fluid right drained out.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I think I've actually done that once and that ended
up happening, was me bleeding.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Well, at least something comes out.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
But then.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
And then I went, I went, I went back in again,
and it eventually burst, but not to a satisfactory degree.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Because it was just a little sort.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Of looking at it. I wanted it to just explode
all over the mirror.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
So did I I want to just finish the pie
pugs finish it. I I wanted it just to just explode,
that's right, like everywhere. Yeah, and you just go, oh yeah,
like like coming.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Around it.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
But it didn't quite give me the satisfactory explosion that
I wanted.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Did it go all over the walls? Did you have
your headboard there?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Because I had test ues.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, I remember, Pugs. Yeah this, yeah, I remember.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
I'm made of mine actually, And he had this massive
that on the back of his sort of a shoulder,
on his shoulder, but he said it was massive and
it was a blind one and it had been there
for so long, and he tried to squeeze it for
so long and it just wouldn't give, and he left
it alone, and then ages he went and it was
still there, and he went back to it, and he

(03:26):
squeezed it and eventually gave.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
But it was like powder because it had just gone
and well not like milk, yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Kind of like quick banana nesquicks and cheese.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Actually, like a little bit of sort of moist parmesan
cheese maybe. And he said it was even that made
him so that he was like, nah, that's gross.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Because it was so old, Pugs. I don't know what
happened to the pass, but it must have sort of
passed dried up, a.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Bit dried past, Pugs son.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
But I tell you, movie was even just that one
day my Trick's already hurting having spoken for five minutes.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Well, you are talking quite loudly about pass Yeah, but
that's that's good though. That's why we heavy around. Did
your one would chant?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Was?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Was your wife? Ever? My wife gets annoyed? Right, sorry,
my wife gets annoyed whenever I've got like a zet
and then.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
You don't seem to get me any sets, so easy
to be fair.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Thanks man. But if I have a zet and I
pop it without her, right, is your wife like that?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
No, she's not that anal, but she does like to
pop them.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah right, Yeah, my wife's not anal.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well I'm not Yeah, sorry, that was probably yeah, I mean.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah, no, she's just normal.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
She's not like anal, but she's well, there's nothing wrong
with anal.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I mean, I mean to get on tiptoe, but.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
If she sees one on me, she's like, let me
at it. Yes, definitely, And that's your fact.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Occasionally, pug Son, I'll lie back on. I'll lie lie
in bed and say.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
To her, prune me, that is weird. What was she praying?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Just my you know, just because I hang on just
your what my back? My back? Right? Because I find
it very comforting. But she's always the same.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
She's like, you've got no zets on your back, it's
what but you'll look around for them, and I find
just to trying to find a ze on my back comforting.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
That goes back to our primal almost primate instance.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yes, yes, you know, just like gorillas and monkeys.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Do you have any zets pugs On?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Did you have since as a young fella.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Definitely had had a small share during puberty, but I
have been very blessed with skin that it was massively
prone to it skin.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
Well as as my wife said, pugsn has has beautiful skin,
the highest of compliments coming from your wife, Chase Well,
but having said that, she's only got mine to compare
it to.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Yeah, the whole Big.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Show days from four on Radio Hurdarchy with a Big
Show podcast. She also said we're a package deal. Mean, so's.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Were she did say you were a package deal.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I have noticed that I've and this is since I've
started going to the gym more, and I think it's
because I'm sweating more, but I've had like a few
odd ones around my upper body, so it's definitely from
the like around my shoulder area or and stuff.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
No, no, no, like I get them.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Why don't you lay back and just tell Jase to
prune you? And then he might come might be comforting,
he might what that might be come, He might comforting.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
But your wife must do that, keysy, doesn't she? When
you're there and the bed with no shirt on, for example,
she must certainly have a little sort of but you
know what, I like little gorilla things, you know, and
she'll pick the things.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Out of your hair and yeah, and eat them and.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Squeeze and squeeze stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure that to be fair, yea, if
I'm lying on my front for some reason with my
shirt off for some reason, she probably would.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah, But to be honest, that's not our first go to,
you know what I mean, well, it's not my first
go to. It sounds like it is.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
It sounds like it sounds like you start with that
and then it leads to like it's the first, second,
and third thing you go.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah, because there's nothing that turns you on more than
squeezing zets me.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
You know, your big one on your face that you
wanted to stab, Yes, you know how you could I
had one of those things on your wrist a little
bump on the back of your wrist there. Yes, they're
called a clockless or something.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
And you meant to hit them with a bible, have
you heard? No, You put your arm, you put your
hand flat on a surface, and you can see the
little round thing because it's actually a built up of
fluid which starts going hard solidifying. You hit it with
a bible and it like effectively pops the wee sack
holding all the fluid, and then the fluid slowly just
drains out and seeps into the rest of your body
for the rest like the rest of the week. So

(08:18):
I did it with the Order of the Phoenix, which
is the biggest of the Harry Potter books. That's your Bible,
that is my Bible to be fear. The fourth one
probably is. But I smacked the crap out of it.
I was just like, I'm done with it. I got
my mother in law to do it. She hit my
hand as hard as she could with the Order of
the Phoenix, and it flattened it out and it went away.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Well.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
I was holding a bit because of the thing on
her face, So I was doing a bit of an
investigation and apparently you shouldn't squeeze them at all. Yeah,
but that your your body will naturally get rid of
it and flush it out.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, but it takes its sweet ass time. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Well, especially you know, and you have to go and
do like have to go into a makeup test and
stuff like that. Well did you do that in the
end today?

Speaker 5 (08:57):
And it was really funny when I tuned up, they said, oh,
we want to take a photo of you for our
big board and I said, nah, not happening.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Always the way.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
But it was great because I went into the makeup
and I said, look, I'm sorry, I've got this atrocity.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
It's not happening. And they went, no, no, we don't
want to touch that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Great, okay, so they just said no, yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, really, I may have to lose the beard though
I've really enjoyed beard here Hoidy Joe.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah same, I'll be honest, I haven't. Oh, like, I
don't I prefer you without a beard? Do you really?
I genuinely do. I don't know what like, I don't
care because I'm just a work colleague. But for some
reason I think we're more than that, aren't we?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Keazy?

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah? I guess so Keesy, yeah, man, but I do
prefer you without the beard.

Speaker 8 (09:38):
Okay, you guys are a two for one.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
There's a little package deal over here.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Yeah, will never be a two for one like pug
Son and Kezy. We don't go on lunch dates and stuff.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Well, it's because if you invited me, I would. Do
you want to go on lunch date?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Jose, Hey, I need to ask you read the batch?
Sure are you going to cook dinner on Saturday? Because
now keyesyes, he's refused.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
Yeah, basically yeah, because to me, you're the host, you
cook Jays, Pugs.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
You did say that.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
About how about on Saturday night, Pugs and I could
about on the show. By the way, Pugs and I
are cooked in it for Mike and Jays. Yeah, And
then was like, yeah, that's a good idea. And then
I was like, hang on, Jason loves cooking. All he
does is bang on about how good as loaves are
and his spicy chicken soup. And also anytime it was
suggested food to him, it's been not good enough. And
then I was like, you know what, that's a terrible idea.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
Actually, you know what now that you mentioned.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
That really good shift there a pugs aren't well.

Speaker 8 (10:33):
I'm a good shift for one person. I only have
myself to impress her.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Huh, I reckon. We just get white bread rolls in
a couple of Chucks.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Chefs.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Huh Chucks Chucks. Yeah, okay, they've got many checks out,
were you betches? Jason, there's an old lady that calls
the police on anyone breaking keen, true story, breaking COVID
lockdown rules, true story enough.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
He's an older woman about three batches down who has
absolutely the hots for me.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
I cannot wait for you to point her out, and I.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
I've found out through my father in law.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Does your wife know?

Speaker 8 (11:13):
Yes, just wait till us three young studs turn up.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Jack, Actually, I should see what the tides are doing
while we're there.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Is she attractive?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yes? She is?

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Actually?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
And how good?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
But ye?

Speaker 4 (11:30):
But what about ye? Good?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Is she?

Speaker 8 (11:35):
But you were saying anal about COVID stuff?

Speaker 4 (11:40):
No that's the other neighbor.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Ah, don't try and slip an anal bed.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Hang on and a life for all. By the way, Hey,
by the way, thanks for listening. Everyone. Tune into the
Hicky Bio show. Fotable seven every single weekday because it's
so good and it's a radio HURDARKI thank you, thanks mate,
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