July 6, 2024 • 14 mins
On today's cold cuts, we hear more from Jase's replacement, Mike's dog (Tinker) is having accessibility issues at the new house, and Keyzie needs advice for his wiiife.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodikey.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Gorilla's there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday
evening twenty minutes to six o'clock.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Sure is, Hey, I just want to have a chat
to you about my dog Tinker. Yes, we moved into
a new place and it's got no no cat door
in it.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Right you know that? Yeah, because you don't have a cat.
A we haven't even got a cat.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
But in the last place we had a cat door,
and in fact, all of our houses with had cat
doors and that allows our our little dog there, Tinker.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, he's a toy dog.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Gay Uh, she she's a toy Do think about it,
as Jason, as you're constantly misgendering Tinker and she won't
stand for it.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
No, she won't stand for it. I know she went
me the last time I went there. I remember. It's
so good matchup.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Actually, So there's no cat door there, right, So that
means old Tinker who Tinker has been doing steamers in
the house.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
And you're saying you got carpet, We've got carpet.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Carpet throughout as they say, in the ads carpet throughout,
and so every now and again you go, here's another steamer.
Have to pretend I haven't seen that one. So the
wife has to clean it up, am I right?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Because I was remembering about a week or two ago,
you went, you're no good at it clean cleaning up
steamers in the carpet, and so yeah, your wife does it.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah that's right. Which is the same in my house,
by the way.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. And what
about with the firewood at your house? Who did the
firewood when you had a fire? Who did the firewood? Me?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah, I did the food at house. It evens out
in the end.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, I chopped it and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, you chopped it, loaded it up, spacked it up.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah yeah. And she does the steamer and she does
the steamers.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, anyway, the problem wrong?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Can I sign Muggie?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Can I just say too?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Back in the day, of course, she did the poolin appies.
Oh yeah, I made the cup of tea. Yeah that's right,
it evens there.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
How many cheese would you have? Well, she drank a
lot of tea bag.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Then hence all the steamers. But the problem that I'm
having with my dog. Your thinker is that she's arthritic.
She's heavily arthroatic, and so the front paws are turning
in on themselves. You know what it's like, Man, it's horrible. Yes,
sort of contorts the legs there.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
And yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
The problem with the cat door that we've had installed
is it's quite high.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Sure, so it's difficult for my dog, Tinker to.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Get in and out. And I've come home. I came
home this morning and she was sort of caught half
way in and half way out, Tinker. And it's a
sad sight.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Man. It's hard when your family members get old. Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And you were saying, not only was she caught half
way in half way out, she had half a steamer.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
It was sort of halfway actually it was actually in
her mouth because she felt so bad about having done
another steamer on the cap. That's clever, too smart, Tinker. Yeah, right,
So she's pretty smart dog. But so I don't know
(03:14):
what to do.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Really. I guess I can put steps up.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
To the right to the doggy door, because then it
would take a little bit of the load off, you
know what I mean. But I haven't come up with
the perfect solution.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
As yet, it sounds like she's getting rid of a
lot of the load before she goes outside.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
That's part of the problem, physical load, the load on
her shoulders. Oh, as you were talking load.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, she does the steamer and then she goes outside
just for give a bit of fresh to the steamer
in the carpet.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
How high is the doggie door? It sounds quite high
for it it is. It's probably about my head height.
It's just about my head height. Because you don't want
burglars to be able to get in, you see, that's true. Yes,
So we've got that cabin and the thing is been
there three weeks, haven't had one burglar.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, but what we need is a third burglar. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Kisy Navana with the cover of The Meat Puppets Lake
of Fire Unplugged four minutes two five o'clock Here on
the Hiducky Big Show with Keezy and Moggi Hoidy j
are currently off Sick with Yaki Yuki Tom Tam Siki
Siki bum Bum and also more text are coming in
on three four eight three. Where's Matt Heath gone because
he filled in for the first half an hour. The
executives basically came down and said, look, we tried, it
(04:36):
didn't work, so we've pulled Matt Heath off air. But
we are worried that it is due to news talk
z be you know that worried about us taking their ratings.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
So but he should just stick to Breakfast, right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Years indeed boners, good back boners, your mad owners, mad boners,
you mad boners. The crazy thing about Mate is such
a good broadcast that he can just slipped straight into
any show immediately. Yeah, pick up the leg go yeah, seamless, Yeah, seamlessly.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Let's get busy. Is how you do it? How you
go like this? I don't think that'll catch on you
guys can slip on his front boners in the morning.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
That's a good shout man. What's coming up on the
show after five? What's what's on the telly with MONOGHI
is it about?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, that's the long teas is good, Yeah it is.
People will hang around for that will and they do
most popular things on the on the show, it really is.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
What's actually coming up after five is I think I
need to apologize for Jase because I think he's actually
faking his saw tummy. I think it's actually something I
did yesterday before the show is the reason why he's
not here.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
It was a scum bag move.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
It was a real scumbag move from him. So I
would like to apologize for that, hopefully convince him to
come back. And Matt Heath will also be on the show.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Bag Mane.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I like it The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh yeah, bet a royal blood for you. That'll wake
you up on a Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
A key Sat Jays, whoa so good?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
So it's the prescription medication kicking in.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
It's good key, feel good.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Hey Jace, Well I've got you here. Man. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
We'll see in every single weekday here on Radio HURDARCHI,
my wife's going through something at work in the mid
and I know that you'll be able to help offer
some advice that could help. And it's basically and feel
free on three four eight three to that suggest some
advice to the issue she's having. Is she's recently started
a new job. She's been there about a month and
she's a very social person. The new workplace is hot, desking,
(06:57):
which means you have a laptop and when you walk
and it's just a big open space and you never
sit in the same disk and it's to the same
people every day. It's meant to make you more interactive
with the people around you, but what it actually does
is she hasn't got any workmates and she's struggling to
find new workmates because of this new situation, and because
you're really chummy with everyone around here at Hodaki, right.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Sure, man, Yeah, what guess some a bit of a
legend and people tend to want to hang around me
and that sort of stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Kesy, Yeah, that's that's exactly what I'm saying. And I
like a bit of hot desking too, hot disking you hot?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Yeah, I do it a hot desking.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
And let me just say before you carry on, I
would do anything for your wife, anything, and I want
that on the record, Keezy, and I've told it too,
I would do anything for your wife.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
But carry on. That's great.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
So the issue is, right, as I said, hot desking
doesn't really get a chance to establish relationships with anyone.
Sure you know, you're really chumming with everyone out there,
like the bloke who does our social what's his name again?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Help me out?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Pantsman, pants man Joel? Yeah, exactly, like you know you're
walking every day. You changed Joel and then the what's
the guy next to him again? Big dilly, Big dilly?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
You know your mates with literally everyone, you know, you've
got nicknames for them and stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, well I'm just that kind of guy. I think keys.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Is that the key though, because I'm saying I heard No,
there is something we could work on this and you
could potentially make some friends at work.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Do you have any advice?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, well you could do this sort of You could
take the league approach and do the mad Monday kind
of thing, you know, and just say, hey, look, let's
all go out for a few besies, just get just
get responsibly steamed. Yeah, and you know, you know what
it's like when you bond after a few beers and that, you.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Know what I mean? Why you know what happened to
us in Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
After we we had that bonding session and ended up
passionately making lap Ye I mean I don't mean that,
but you know, taking it outside the environment.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
But there's like five hundred people on her one floor. Okay,
you know what I mean? So it's quite hot. That's
why it's so hard is because it's not a small
team late here at Hiducky. Yeah, sure, and so like
do you know did.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
She could go up to them each individually and say
would you be my friend?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Do you reckon? That would work. There's no harm in asking.
What are they going to say?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
No, But to be honest, probably I don't think so.
They'd be into it. What mean your wife's lovely? No,
I know she is lovely.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yeah, someone here suggesting on three four eight three water
cooler chat.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yes, like hang next to the water fountain.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Ye, just don't just stay there the whole day. Set
up your hot desk next to the water cooler. Yeah,
it's a bloody good idea. Actually, okay, and just have
a bit of chit chat there.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I'll tell you what else she could do.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, what she did today for us beautiful baking. What
was that slice she made today?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
That was a black forest chocolate slice? Bloody good.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Keys.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
She could just make like a massive black forest slice, Yeah,
and just sort of walk around the crew offering you
a piece, and that way she could get into a
little bit of conversation, you know, at the same time.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Actually, that's a good tap yeh, because she's just struggling
and she just started a new role and I think
it's just adding to the stress of everything.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Don't get it to make that cake she made us
that time though, that was a bit dry.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Oh my birthday cake?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, your birthday cake?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, yeah, the one she.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Heard about and then refused to bake from a year
Yeah that that.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
After that, I didn't want to be a friend at all. Yeah,
so she got but the slice was beautiful.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Yeah cool right Yeah, Well, as I say, I mean,
this has all been really helpful. New role has been
really stressful. So she's you know, as you can imagine,
it just makes things harder, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
So what what's your what's her role? She's been brought
into basically sack half the workforce?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Jamee and Parlor there on the radio Honkey Big Show.
That was quite embarrassing, actually, Keys, he just went for
wheeze And as I went through Studio B, Pugs isn't
wearing any pants.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Oh yeah, yeah he does that sometimes he does. Yeah, okay,
cool because he was eating something earlier and he spilt
it on his pants. Oh is that what it was?
And so then he cleans it in the sink and
then just lets them dry.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Oh right, it looks like he's done wheeze otherwise, Yeah, yeah,
I think he did.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
He probably did last night at your house. You know
how you've just got the heat pump. Yeah, man, did
you leave it on overnight? Yeah, totally all night long.
And we've had it on all day to day as well.
Same here, crazy man, crazy, And yeah, I will say
this to my wife. You know, winter's finally here. Way,
I was like, winter is definitely finally here. We are
in the depths of winter. It's July now, and I
(11:31):
was saying, hurt, I reckon last night in Auckland. Yes,
coldest in the entire country.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Oh, without question, had to have been, without question. Geezie.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
And the funny thing is, you know, you hear other people.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Around the country banging on about how cold it is
where they are. Yeah, you've got to look at the science, man,
and the science will tell you that Auckland is the
coldest city in the country, without.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Question, by a country mile. Yeah, like other science man.
Last night, for example, I was on the phone one
of my mates.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Yeah, and he was our God, it's cold down here
in christ Church, And I was like, well, hang about
what about I'm an Auckland mate. Yeah, you know what
I mean, Like overnight in Auckland it is the coldest
and I know, like Auckland's our biggest city, it would
be even bigger if the weather wasn't so cold in winter.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Oh mate, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
The truth of the matter is everyone would want to
live in Auckland if it wasn't for the cold weather.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Everyone that lives in every other city outside of Auckland,
they don't want to be there, no, But the only
reason they want that, they actually want to be in Auckland,
which is the great city.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
It's the best place to live in your best.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Place to live, without question, and people know that.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yes, the only thing that's prohibitive is the fact that
it is so cold in comparison to the rest of
the country.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
So, like, for example, midwinter, one thing I like to
do is quite often we'll fly down to christ Church, yeah,
just to get warm up, to get away from the
ridiculous coolness.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
That is Auckland. At night.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
I'm spending a fortune on puffer jackets. Yes, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So to be honest, mate, my hot water blanket, your
hot water blanket, yeah, my electric blanket that's on twenty
four to seven in my household. It gets so cold
in my house, even with the heat pump and the
fire going. Yeah, and I've got my puffer jacket on
and all that stuff, and then I sometimes I just
have to snuggle into bed with the you know, the
(13:15):
electric blanket on just to get through the chill.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Men.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
And it's like, look, this is just the reality of
living in Auckland. If I wanted to not put up
with this, sure I might move to like Wellington or something.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Yeah, But at the end of the day, I want
to be in Auckland because it's the greatest place in
New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Two.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Well, it's pluses and minuses, isn't it exactly it.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It's like, you know, I can go and live in Wellington.
I'll hate it, but it might be warmer. But I
guess on the positive side, it'll be warmer, or I
might want to, I mean, worst case scenario, go and
live in the South Island somewhere yeah, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I mean, if things got really bad.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
It's like living in the tropics almost too much.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, so it's always doing and frying.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah yeah. But as I say, I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Convinced that if Auckland was warmer than it actually is
and wasn't the cold city in the country, everyone would
be here.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So in a way, it's kind of a blessing in disguising,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Absolutely, whenever I go down, like I say, down South
Duned and whatever, they're like, Man, I'd love to live
in Auckland.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
It's my dream place to live. But it's too cold there.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
The last time, we're in Deneen and we're in the
Upton and that dude was like, god, it's freezing and
was like whatever you lose it.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, God, we're northern men. What's a hot water blanket?
By the way, I need to.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Look into it say that it's an electric blank Oh right, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio HODAKEI
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodikey.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Gorilla's there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday
evening twenty minutes to six o'clock.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Sure is, Hey, I just want to have a chat
to you about my dog Tinker. Yes, we moved into
a new place and it's got no no cat door
in it.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Right you know that? Yeah, because you don't have a cat.
A we haven't even got a cat.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
But in the last place we had a cat door,
and in fact, all of our houses with had cat
doors and that allows our our little dog there, Tinker.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, he's a toy dog.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Gay Uh, she she's a toy Do think about it,
as Jason, as you're constantly misgendering Tinker and she won't
stand for it.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
No, she won't stand for it. I know she went
me the last time I went there. I remember. It's
so good matchup.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Actually, So there's no cat door there, right, So that
means old Tinker who Tinker has been doing steamers in
the house.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
And you're saying you got carpet, We've got carpet.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Carpet throughout as they say, in the ads carpet throughout,
and so every now and again you go, here's another steamer.
Have to pretend I haven't seen that one. So the
wife has to clean it up, am I right?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Because I was remembering about a week or two ago,
you went, you're no good at it clean cleaning up
steamers in the carpet, and so yeah, your wife does it.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah that's right. Which is the same in my house,
by the way.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. And what
about with the firewood at your house? Who did the
firewood when you had a fire? Who did the firewood? Me?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah, I did the food at house. It evens out
in the end.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, I chopped it and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, you chopped it, loaded it up, spacked it up.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah yeah. And she does the steamer and she does
the steamers.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, anyway, the problem wrong?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Can I sign Muggie?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Can I just say too?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Back in the day, of course, she did the poolin appies.
Oh yeah, I made the cup of tea. Yeah that's right,
it evens there.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
How many cheese would you have? Well, she drank a
lot of tea bag.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Then hence all the steamers. But the problem that I'm
having with my dog. Your thinker is that she's arthritic.
She's heavily arthroatic, and so the front paws are turning
in on themselves. You know what it's like, Man, it's horrible. Yes,
sort of contorts the legs there.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
And yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
The problem with the cat door that we've had installed
is it's quite high.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Sure, so it's difficult for my dog, Tinker to.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Get in and out. And I've come home. I came
home this morning and she was sort of caught half
way in and half way out, Tinker. And it's a
sad sight.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Man. It's hard when your family members get old. Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And you were saying, not only was she caught half
way in half way out, she had half a steamer.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
It was sort of halfway actually it was actually in
her mouth because she felt so bad about having done
another steamer on the cap. That's clever, too smart, Tinker. Yeah, right,
So she's pretty smart dog. But so I don't know
(03:14):
what to do.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Really. I guess I can put steps up.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
To the right to the doggy door, because then it
would take a little bit of the load off, you
know what I mean. But I haven't come up with
the perfect solution.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
As yet, it sounds like she's getting rid of a
lot of the load before she goes outside.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
That's part of the problem, physical load, the load on
her shoulders. Oh, as you were talking load.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, she does the steamer and then she goes outside
just for give a bit of fresh to the steamer
in the carpet.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
How high is the doggie door? It sounds quite high
for it it is. It's probably about my head height.
It's just about my head height. Because you don't want
burglars to be able to get in, you see, that's true. Yes,
So we've got that cabin and the thing is been
there three weeks, haven't had one burglar.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, but what we need is a third burglar. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Kisy Navana with the cover of The Meat Puppets Lake
of Fire Unplugged four minutes two five o'clock Here on
the Hiducky Big Show with Keezy and Moggi Hoidy j
are currently off Sick with Yaki Yuki Tom Tam Siki
Siki bum Bum and also more text are coming in
on three four eight three. Where's Matt Heath gone because
he filled in for the first half an hour. The
executives basically came down and said, look, we tried, it
(04:36):
didn't work, so we've pulled Matt Heath off air. But
we are worried that it is due to news talk
z be you know that worried about us taking their ratings.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
So but he should just stick to Breakfast, right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Years indeed boners, good back boners, your mad owners, mad boners,
you mad boners. The crazy thing about Mate is such
a good broadcast that he can just slipped straight into
any show immediately. Yeah, pick up the leg go yeah, seamless, Yeah, seamlessly.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Let's get busy. Is how you do it? How you
go like this? I don't think that'll catch on you
guys can slip on his front boners in the morning.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
That's a good shout man. What's coming up on the
show after five? What's what's on the telly with MONOGHI
is it about?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, that's the long teas is good, Yeah it is.
People will hang around for that will and they do
most popular things on the on the show, it really is.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
What's actually coming up after five is I think I
need to apologize for Jase because I think he's actually
faking his saw tummy. I think it's actually something I
did yesterday before the show is the reason why he's
not here.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
It was a scum bag move.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
It was a real scumbag move from him. So I
would like to apologize for that, hopefully convince him to
come back. And Matt Heath will also be on the show.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Bag Mane.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I like it The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh yeah, bet a royal blood for you. That'll wake
you up on a Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
A key Sat Jays, whoa so good?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
So it's the prescription medication kicking in.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
It's good key, feel good.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Hey Jace, Well I've got you here. Man. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
We'll see in every single weekday here on Radio HURDARCHI,
my wife's going through something at work in the mid
and I know that you'll be able to help offer
some advice that could help. And it's basically and feel
free on three four eight three to that suggest some
advice to the issue she's having. Is she's recently started
a new job. She's been there about a month and
she's a very social person. The new workplace is hot, desking,
(06:57):
which means you have a laptop and when you walk
and it's just a big open space and you never
sit in the same disk and it's to the same
people every day. It's meant to make you more interactive
with the people around you, but what it actually does
is she hasn't got any workmates and she's struggling to
find new workmates because of this new situation, and because
you're really chummy with everyone around here at Hodaki, right.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Sure, man, Yeah, what guess some a bit of a
legend and people tend to want to hang around me
and that sort of stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Kesy, Yeah, that's that's exactly what I'm saying. And I
like a bit of hot desking too, hot disking you hot?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Yeah, I do it a hot desking.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
And let me just say before you carry on, I
would do anything for your wife, anything, and I want
that on the record, Keezy, and I've told it too,
I would do anything for your wife.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
But carry on. That's great.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
So the issue is, right, as I said, hot desking
doesn't really get a chance to establish relationships with anyone.
Sure you know, you're really chumming with everyone out there,
like the bloke who does our social what's his name again?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Help me out?
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Pantsman, pants man Joel? Yeah, exactly, like you know you're
walking every day. You changed Joel and then the what's
the guy next to him again? Big dilly, Big dilly?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
You know your mates with literally everyone, you know, you've
got nicknames for them and stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, well I'm just that kind of guy. I think keys.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Is that the key though, because I'm saying I heard No,
there is something we could work on this and you
could potentially make some friends at work.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Do you have any advice?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, well you could do this sort of You could
take the league approach and do the mad Monday kind
of thing, you know, and just say, hey, look, let's
all go out for a few besies, just get just
get responsibly steamed. Yeah, and you know, you know what
it's like when you bond after a few beers and that, you.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Know what I mean? Why you know what happened to
us in Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
After we we had that bonding session and ended up
passionately making lap Ye I mean I don't mean that,
but you know, taking it outside the environment.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
But there's like five hundred people on her one floor. Okay,
you know what I mean? So it's quite hot. That's
why it's so hard is because it's not a small
team late here at Hiducky. Yeah, sure, and so like
do you know did.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
She could go up to them each individually and say
would you be my friend?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Do you reckon? That would work. There's no harm in asking.
What are they going to say?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
No, But to be honest, probably I don't think so.
They'd be into it. What mean your wife's lovely? No,
I know she is lovely.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yeah, someone here suggesting on three four eight three water
cooler chat.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yes, like hang next to the water fountain.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Ye, just don't just stay there the whole day. Set
up your hot desk next to the water cooler. Yeah,
it's a bloody good idea. Actually, okay, and just have
a bit of chit chat there.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I'll tell you what else she could do.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, what she did today for us beautiful baking. What
was that slice she made today?
Speaker 4 (09:48):
That was a black forest chocolate slice? Bloody good.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Keys.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
She could just make like a massive black forest slice, Yeah,
and just sort of walk around the crew offering you
a piece, and that way she could get into a
little bit of conversation, you know, at the same time.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Actually, that's a good tap yeh, because she's just struggling
and she just started a new role and I think
it's just adding to the stress of everything.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Don't get it to make that cake she made us
that time though, that was a bit dry.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Oh my birthday cake?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, your birthday cake?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, yeah, the one she.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Heard about and then refused to bake from a year
Yeah that that.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
After that, I didn't want to be a friend at all. Yeah,
so she got but the slice was beautiful.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Yeah cool right Yeah, Well, as I say, I mean,
this has all been really helpful. New role has been
really stressful. So she's you know, as you can imagine,
it just makes things harder, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
So what what's your what's her role? She's been brought
into basically sack half the workforce?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Jamee and Parlor there on the radio Honkey Big Show.
That was quite embarrassing, actually, Keys, he just went for
wheeze And as I went through Studio B, Pugs isn't
wearing any pants.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Oh yeah, yeah he does that sometimes he does. Yeah, okay,
cool because he was eating something earlier and he spilt
it on his pants. Oh is that what it was?
And so then he cleans it in the sink and
then just lets them dry.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Oh right, it looks like he's done wheeze otherwise, Yeah, yeah,
I think he did.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
He probably did last night at your house. You know
how you've just got the heat pump. Yeah, man, did
you leave it on overnight? Yeah, totally all night long.
And we've had it on all day to day as well.
Same here, crazy man, crazy, And yeah, I will say
this to my wife. You know, winter's finally here. Way,
I was like, winter is definitely finally here. We are
in the depths of winter. It's July now, and I
(11:31):
was saying, hurt, I reckon last night in Auckland. Yes,
coldest in the entire country.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Oh, without question, had to have been, without question. Geezie.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
And the funny thing is, you know, you hear other people.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Around the country banging on about how cold it is
where they are. Yeah, you've got to look at the science, man,
and the science will tell you that Auckland is the
coldest city in the country, without.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Question, by a country mile. Yeah, like other science man.
Last night, for example, I was on the phone one
of my mates.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Yeah, and he was our God, it's cold down here
in christ Church, And I was like, well, hang about
what about I'm an Auckland mate. Yeah, you know what
I mean, Like overnight in Auckland it is the coldest
and I know, like Auckland's our biggest city, it would
be even bigger if the weather wasn't so cold in winter.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Oh mate, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
The truth of the matter is everyone would want to
live in Auckland if it wasn't for the cold weather.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Everyone that lives in every other city outside of Auckland,
they don't want to be there, no, But the only
reason they want that, they actually want to be in Auckland,
which is the great city.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
It's the best place to live in your best.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Place to live, without question, and people know that.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yes, the only thing that's prohibitive is the fact that
it is so cold in comparison to the rest of
the country.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
So, like, for example, midwinter, one thing I like to
do is quite often we'll fly down to christ Church, yeah,
just to get warm up, to get away from the
ridiculous coolness.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
That is Auckland. At night.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
I'm spending a fortune on puffer jackets. Yes, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So to be honest, mate, my hot water blanket, your
hot water blanket, yeah, my electric blanket that's on twenty
four to seven in my household. It gets so cold
in my house, even with the heat pump and the
fire going. Yeah, and I've got my puffer jacket on
and all that stuff, and then I sometimes I just
have to snuggle into bed with the you know, the
(13:15):
electric blanket on just to get through the chill.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Men.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
And it's like, look, this is just the reality of
living in Auckland. If I wanted to not put up
with this, sure I might move to like Wellington or something.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Yeah, But at the end of the day, I want
to be in Auckland because it's the greatest place in
New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Two.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Well, it's pluses and minuses, isn't it exactly it.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
It's like, you know, I can go and live in Wellington.
I'll hate it, but it might be warmer. But I
guess on the positive side, it'll be warmer, or I
might want to, I mean, worst case scenario, go and
live in the South Island somewhere yeah, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I mean, if things got really bad.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
It's like living in the tropics almost too much.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Yeah, so it's always doing and frying.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Yeah yeah. But as I say, I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Convinced that if Auckland was warmer than it actually is
and wasn't the cold city in the country, everyone would
be here.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So in a way, it's kind of a blessing in disguising,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Absolutely, whenever I go down, like I say, down South
Duned and whatever, they're like, Man, I'd love to live
in Auckland.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
It's my dream place to live. But it's too cold there.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
The last time, we're in Deneen and we're in the
Upton and that dude was like, god, it's freezing and
was like whatever you lose it.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, God, we're northern men. What's a hot water blanket?
By the way, I need to.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Look into it say that it's an electric blank Oh right, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
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