FULL SHOW: The Hoytey J Curse

On today's show, Hoytey J tries to get rid of his curse, Mike's back and in the midst of his first school holidays as a dad, and Keyzie's wiiiife is in an ethical dilemma. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Buy five Barista made coffees and get the sixth free,
No catch, just use their coffee card. Don't fight.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's time to go oversize.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest feast.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
This is the biggest, our, biggest.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Shot big show with Jason Hows, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
And get out of your mad bars.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
It's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It
is the sixteenth of July twenty twenty four, and you,
my friends, are listening to the Big Show brought to
you by Night.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Day.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
And as you can hear the quiet back in full voice,
terllion of a man that Greek had honors, the want
to know any moogie get a Mayal's life.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
Ga, I'm pretty gras so your mad dog, your sixth
son of a bay.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
You're not wrong, You're not wrong, Magi.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
Yeah, good to be back then, sort of myself the
out the ear and dear little bit Krik will get
into the ins and outs, the ins and outs for
details and for night and for the rest of the
show will bang on about it and you'll get to
know everything that's been wrong with me over the last
ten days or so. But happy to be back on
the old horse there.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, good on you, Mokey. Great to have you back
to an old Keezy. Okay, but Dorry eyed.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Very very tired at the airport today, weren't you, Keezy?
So I understand you had a little nappy, So.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I had a nap. I wasn't wearing a nappy.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
And I actually put on our chat.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Actually, Kezy, I'm picking that Kesey's going to have a
nap today.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
But did you have a nap?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I did have a nap for an hour and a half,
reason being that we went to the airport to fly
to Ounce and to do some filming. There was the
worst fig I've seen in Auckland ever.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
So yeah, so okay.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Yeah, but god, you want to stick around for this
because this story is unbelievable. Won't until you hear what
happened to Kezy and the FuG unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
It wasn't just me, foul its. People are going to
think it was some crazy stuff happened to me, but
it was all of us.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
But having said that, man, I'm glad you had a
nap because you were quite seriously, you were looking very tired,
the most tired I've ever seen you actually really yes,
because you had a very early start to the day. I,
on the other hand.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Was full of bean you were.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I was bouncing around all over the place, really enjoying
the potato hash brown.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
That's great. I was fizzing.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah, whoa, I was going off, wasn't I feeling?

Speaker 6 (02:28):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (02:29):
But listen what massive showy rose.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Massive?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yeah, look, massive massive showy head of course, would you
rather a little bit later on in the show, is
that your.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Chance to potentially go to bathist or the narrow Grand
Final something.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
No, just and or and plenty more to sink like
what like what I've got a time right now?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Here's Green Days, the actually Big with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Keizy.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
He's indeed bon Jovi there on the radio Hodaki Big Show.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Sorry, guys, what you Ja's just a little bit emotional
because Pug Sounds coming to the studio here and accused
him of stealing his shape pizza flavored shapes and they're
really cut you men, didn't it it hurt?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Mogi?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, you were tearing up. I thought you were just
choking on some chips that you just that.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
No, I didn't have any chaps.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Now, listen, this is a bonus show today, and I'll
tell you why. We were meant to be down in
Nelson today filming something, so we weren't going to be
doing the show today, but then drama and a continued
bad run for the big show scheduled events a Fellas.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yes, so it's all star with Jason's batch. He invited
us all around to.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
How did that go? So good man, Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
We're just about to leave last Friday, and then Mogi
came in and then it was like, you know what,
I can't do it, Fellas, I'm too sick, and so
there was like okay, fair enough me, Pugsn and Jace
will still go. We get to the batch, it's two
hour drive Auckland traffic, late at night. We arrive and
there's two other couples there. It's double booked, so it's
been double booked, so we have to spend the night
and share. It was a magical night.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
I don't want to do rail us, but that's what
you get for going and without me. So anyway, yeah, well,
to be honest, yeah, that's what I'm sartying to think.
But a double we have to share a double bid
together bedroom and then we were supposed to fly down
to Nelson this morning. The flight left at eight thirty am.
It was delayed for massive amounts of fog and then
eventually canceled. Yeah, and we just spent what's two three

(04:34):
hours at the year.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
About three hours at the airport. And you're in a
hoo of a.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Mood too, Yeah, I was in a hoo of a mood.
And it's just a constant run of bad luck. And
I'm to be honest, I'm starting to think, Jays, that
you're the cause of all of it, what they've done,
the curse. I think you might be cursed, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
The way things have been going for me for about
the last year and a half, I think you're right.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah, I genuinely think you're right. I am cursed.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Who do you think is put the curse on you?

Speaker 4 (05:02):
I don't know. I was thinking, you know what, the
old voodoo dolls? I reckon someone's got one of those
and just sticking pins in it all over the place,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Right, because I get a little stabbing pains in my
body all the time.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
You guys, get that not really like in my eye,
And yeah, that's normal for someone your age l forty
forty three. Yeah, you must be forty four by now. Yeah,
And so this is the first thing we need to established,
because I do think you've got a curse or a hecks.
So you need to figure out who it is that

(05:36):
you think has put the curse on you, Right, is
there anyone you can think of that you might have
crossed in some way or cause to be in like
a hor of a mood, I'm looking at someone.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah, I've got someone in mind, Keysy, No.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Don't not me, Come on, jas Man, were like family.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
No, I don't have anyone specifically in mind. Yeah, I
can't think of.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Anyone specifically knowing that you feel like you might have
racked up or rilled up.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
And well that's right. Well, what's there anyway we can
work out who it is over time?

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah? Process of elimination?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Well, the problem is to in order to remove the curse,
we know who's doing.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
It, okay, because I need to get what like a
little tuft of their pubic here or something and then
burn it.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah. Yeah, that's one way to remove the curse pubic.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
Here, And that's a classic way.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yes, it has to be a toft as well. Right,
clump a clump, Now, a clump won't work. It has
to be a tought Okay, But I've actually got a
few other ways of how to remove a curse. What
do you got, Well, we can get into that nextent.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Oh, okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Yeah, I'm keen if you've got some ideas there, Keys,
he because it's beginning to really get deep inside my goat.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Honestly, I've been reading these I'm on learn Religions dot
com and it's some good stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
That's the relief.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
I'm pretty confident we can left this curse.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
Good stuff is a black case.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in four on Radio.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Drew Theamanda there on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
The time is four twenty four. Now.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
The Big Show has been having a run of bad
luck of late and Keys. He's convinced that old Hoidy
j is cursed.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
Mogi curse with good looks.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
That's not the only thing I'm cursed with. I won't
get into the details of he's.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Talking about his big down.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I had a feeling I do think you've been cursed
and just doing some research online? How can you tell
if you're under a curse? Okay, have you recently had
bad dreams?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
I always have bad dreams, especially that dream I told
you fellows about which will never make it to wear.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
That was terrible.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Health problems yeah, yeah, I mean I've been feeling really
woozy of late bad luck about forty years.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Massive bad luck, unbelievable bad luck.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
True.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Money problems.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Wow, there's the dog squad money so not so much that.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
Yeah, blow so much money? Is that a problem?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah? Can be yeah, can be bloating. Wow, three perfect tunes?

Speaker 4 (08:09):
I did four the other day, so that was a
bit weird.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
What about this? A string of misfortunes that defy explanation?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yeah? Cursed? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Seriously, all right, what do I do?

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Keezy?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
There are three methods to break the curse.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Apart from a tuft of pubic here you mean, yeah,
think a taft of my enemy's pubic here.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
To be honest, it's going to be hard for you
to pull off well because you don't even know who
your enemy is yet.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Oh yeah, true, you.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Know, and they could have everyone.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
And you can't just go randomly around yank and out tufts.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Of puber here.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
And what if it's me, I've been lasered down there.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
That's true, it'd be nothing to grip onto and that
sleek beast.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Totally. Yeah. Okay, So the first method involves a mirror.
Ah okay, So what you do is you get a mirror.
You consecrate it like you would any other magical tool.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Sure, consecrate with like holy water or something.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
No, you place the mirror standing up in a bowl
of black salt. And that's a who do tradition.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
Well, you could just use just table salt if you
haven't got any black salt, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
See how it runs.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I've got squidding salt.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Yeah that's fine.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah, that'll work. Okay. Now in a bowl, facing the mirror,
place something that represents your target, all right, the person
you think might be cursing. It can be a photo
of them, a business card, anything, or just their name
written on a piece of paper. Sure, and then the
sun has to hit the mirror and then hit that object,
and then I'll send all the negative stuff back to them.
I always thought.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
That that would work, but then I felt like I thought,
if I try that, I'd be an absolute idiot. But
that's actually that actually works apparently.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, okay, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Second thing, how did they find that out? I don't know.
Apparent it's an ancient who do tradition?

Speaker 6 (09:53):
Who do?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Who do? Who do? Next? One, right, Yes, get lemon.
You know lemons?

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Well I love lemons. Yes, so of course, So.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Get a lemon. Cut it in half long ways or
across the gats there, great question.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
I'd go across the gats there mode long ways? Okay,
long ways.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Unless it's a perfectly round lemon, and then it wouldn't
make any difference.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Really, Sprinkle the top of each half with sea salt
on the morning of a full moon.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
Sad sea salt salt if you haven't got any sea salt, right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
So the moistened side or the skin side moistened side.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Okay, you've got a wet side of sea salt. Now
this is this is the important part, all right. So
sprinkle it on the morning of a full moon, within
one hour after sunrise. So you have to predict that
a full moon is coming.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Up early just look at the moon charts.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
But yeah, yeah, sir, I don't have You don't have
to predict.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Just look at a moon chart.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then shows it on a calendar.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Hold it about six to twelve inches away from your skin,
each pate of the part of the lemon, and then.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
Just see the between six and twelve inches of substantial
I can tell you that just starts pugs and then
just sort of rub it over your whole body about
six inches away, all right.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Without actually touching that. I don't touch six inches away,
don't touch. Yeah, So like, okay, now I'm not going
to say that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
And then the third one is you find out the
person who you think you know might be cursing. You
write to get their name, write their name on it, Frankfurter,
and then swallow the whole thing in one go.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
And then it might yeah I've heard that word. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
And then because what will happen is so deep thrown
it basically Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
The Hodiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hodarchy Radio hold Archy, would.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Yes, indeed, would you rub a competition that's absolutely going off,
either the n r OL Grand Final or bath.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
That's right, and it's not just one or the other.
You get four Knights and Bathurst on Mount Panorama or
the Weekend of your Life at the n OUR Grand
Final in Sydney, including races on the set d and
a pre match cruise to the game on some day.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
I was going to say, because I've been away, so
I haven't been here for this competition. So you visit
Bathurst when those car races are on you when the
bathist one thousands, because it would be as good if
it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
That's a tough question.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I'd actually prefer it if they weren't on, just.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Because I thought you were in your stock cars and
there yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Stop stock yeah yeah, good idea on your mad Bassett
house life.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
How you're going? I see you from over and pay
yeahs here looking at the beach.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
Now, oh god, beautiful today, mate.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
I bet foggy this morning, but I bet it's beautiful. Now.
What's the tide running at? Yeah? Pretty high?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
So I'm to go for a new.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
Good chasing my right?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Wrong?

Speaker 6 (13:08):
Do you like Deon?

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Do I like him? Yeah? Bloody acts?

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Yeah you like you?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
All right? Hey deal, what do you do for a
crust the man?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Which would you rather the best is or n r
OUR Grand Final?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
It's got to be the Rugby League?

Speaker 4 (13:29):
All right?

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Well, I tell you what you're in the drawers down
the line and a good mate, put san and the studio.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
B will take you. You are right, thanks, thanks mate,
telling me your mad bass. I'm so jealous. He's there
right now, right now.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Yeah, get to tell your mad bass.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
And how's life getting mate? You're good, Tom, Good on
you mate. What do you do for a.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Crust It just he's and he's very cool.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
I'm just anan you know you man?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Would you rather the inner our grand final and or
bath first Tom?

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Or bath first weekend at the bitch week in at
the bet as well?

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Yeah all right yeah sweet airs right, we'll take another call.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
It'll probably flagged at the last minute. Mate, all right,
we'll lock you in for weekend at the bets.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
Thanks very much, Tom, Get on your mate, Xavier, your
mad Barstard.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
How's life?

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Good mate, how's it gone?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (14:29):
Good things? Mate?

Speaker 4 (14:30):
What do you do for a crass savior?

Speaker 6 (14:32):
I'm in there, but it it yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Massive backbone made, massive backbone. So you love your cars
or you love.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Your big leg?

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Tell you what I reckon KESI it's what seventy thirty
league at the moment.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, absolutely, it's about it's about seventy twenty five and
then five percent for.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Bad Yeah, backbone.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
You stay on the line as well and pack Sam
will sort you out in Stewio be hey, just on
the league. On the league, Feller talk who out for
the season. That's bad news? And yeah is he with
his rest?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah, his rest?

Speaker 3 (15:11):
What the hell?

Speaker 6 (15:12):
It fell off?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, his wrist fell off, fell off.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah, so so fell off.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
No, it's just as as rest fell out. Yeah, but
it happens, you know when you're a little bit older. Jose,
you've heard that you have had a wrist replacement.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Yeah, my knee fell out.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Tune in days four on radio.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
It is the Hiducky Big Show four minutes to five
o'clock this Tuesday afternoon. You've got Keyzy and Mogi just
us two at the moment, because Jace went out.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
To get it. He went out there. I was looking
through the window and he picked up an old bag
of chips, chicken chips, and he was just licking the
bag out. You know how he loves looking the bag.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
He's always looking some bag or another.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Why do you guys do that, aren't it? I've been
standing here the whole time.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
I am appalled that you would throw me under the
buslade there.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Let me just put it this way. There'll be a
video coming out on Instagram which shows that Jason is
not in the room.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah, and then yeah, it will be out in five minutes.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
It'll be adopted by old pugsn hey.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Notison coming up after five o'clock. By the way, have
you already done that? A Keasey's wife has a dilemma
she does, which a moral dilemma which I am interested
in because she brings me every night.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
I'm amazed if I haven't heard about it already.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, ethical dilemma, and it's something that we've been dealing
with as a couple and I just think put it
from you guys, that would help as well. Plus another chance,
of course to potentially get yourself in the drawf for
Bathurst or the NRL Grand Final.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Also your first holiday or your what was it holidays
as a dad.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
It's my first time having to experience school holidays as
a father.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Previously I've been in the school holidays myself, we had
nothing to do with them. And now I've got a
kid of school age, right, so we'll be talking about
that is that one and a half Moggi's I reckon
it is. Yeah, good sounds iding.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
That's after five, the whole actual Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
I can welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Tuesday
is going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the
Big Show brought to you by Night And as you
can tell, we're the full voice, the full choir is
back on board, Mogi.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
Yeah that was garbage though, to be fair, but anyway,
something a.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Little more gentle, a little more spiritual.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeh, didn't we? I think you were fine sort of
bagging it out with you to.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Me, you did kind it up, actually, Moggie, because I
said it off pitch perfect.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I didn't bag it up.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Thanks Army.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
That's that's a given.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Have you heard about night and days? Barista made coffee
for as low as four as for you.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
They actually have got baristas that work at night and day.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
That's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're also running a
Mogi special.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
Oh are they?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:08):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (18:08):
So you going there? At twelve ninety nine, Barista made
coffee two cubes of tofu just cubes um a bag
of broccoli.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
Have you got this written down?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Man? Yeah, I'm reading it off here.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Two vials of anti bartics.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Oh yeah, vials really they come and vie, come and fire. Wow,
yeah they do. One bottle of vinegar. Oh yeah, Look man,
I don't make up the special. And four boxes of
extra small connies so it sounds right connies? Where have
I got connies? Everybody knows I'm steerile brother. I don't
need those, am I right?

Speaker 6 (18:47):
They're also good for the spread of disease though, keesy,
So you might want to think about that the next
time you say that you don't want to use condoms.
A right, mate, you've embarrassed yourself there.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Yeah, it's pretty gross. Keezy. Hey, now listen, listen what
oh Casey's right?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Start to the five?

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Oh Casey's wife.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Don't have.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Pronounced Kesey's old wife.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
No, has a bit of an ethical dilemma, doesn't she does?
Here's what I was saying.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah, she does, jas all right, and we'll help
her out with it after some tune ship. By the way, Mike,
since you've been away, Jason stopped saying the name of
the song that's coming up.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
Oh the song coming up now, it's called be Yourself Keezy,
but something in that for all of us. I reckon,
I think so oh.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Racky Big Show week days from four on radio Ho.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
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Speaker 5 (19:45):
Hold Aki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time, it's
fourteen minutes past five o'clock. Right, let's cut to it. Yeah,
Kesey's wife. Yeah, if the cooled dilemma, we got a
sting for that.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Oh you we do. It's the Dilimit Chat.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
So she's met Jesu's wife. What no, no, no, no, no,
it's nothing like that.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
What no, wow?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
No, So what's happened is I've arrived home? Oh god, no,
go on, I've arrived home from work.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah, and there's early or anything like that.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Yeah, no.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
And I get home and there's a there's a pair
of men's pants. Yeah, and I'm like, it's weird. Why
are these men's in our beige? That size thirty eight?
I'm a thirty four, so bigger than me, so I
know they're not mine. And I'm like, oh, well, who's
a big unit, big fella? First of all? Who is

(20:50):
but owns the pants? And I was like oh babe,
there's pants are these? And she's like, oh, you'll never guess.
I ordered some protein samples and when they arrived, I
opened up from the company and it was this pair
of pants. Yeah, I know, funny, right, what a crazy misunderstand.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
So they sell sort of dietary supplement, that's right, and
men's pants, secondhand men's pants.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
It wasn't like the brand new.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
That's how they ended up in your house.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
That they just sent your wife a pair of second pants.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
And then I was like, well that seems pretty bizarre.
Yeah yeah, and then she was like I know. And
then I called them sure and I was like, hey,
I think someone's accidentally sent me some men's pants rather
than supplements. And then they were like, oh, something must
have happened with the label process on New Zealand posts
in and they've put the wrong.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
Sounds like there's been a mix up.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Can I ask you a question, Kizi bingo mogi? What's that? Jason?

Speaker 4 (21:52):
What day was that? There was?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Monday?

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yesterday?

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (21:57):
Yes, yeah, Monday.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
She rang me last night. She was very flattered and
I was like, you are right. She said, oh no,
that actually been of a close call.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
What do you mean.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
She just seemed very flattered, and I said you all right?
She said, I just had a bit of a close call.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Oh, yes, last night while she was cooking, the smoke
alarm went off and she was burning because she'd forgot
she had the sauces on the pan there, so Monday night, no,
there were pork sauces. You're right, Yeah, so maybe that's
what she was talking about in terms of the close call. Yeah, okay,
So what's the other called dilemma here? The dilemma is,
does she because I was basically like, those pants are like,

(22:36):
they're worth five dollars, that crap pants, that old air's. Yeah,
but they're not yours. No, they're not ours. They're not mine, No,
not hers. They were sent to her randomly. She now
has to go through this whole rigmarole of like she'd
rather check them in the bin, doing a return to
sinder situation, printing out a label, getting it all downb
blah blah blah, doing all that edmon, or throw them
in the bin.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
Right. Yeah, I've got a similar dilemma at the moment.
My brother came over and stayed, and when he left,
he left his power bank behind, his power bank for
his phone. Yes, it's a battery, you know.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
He keeps on sending me messages saying, hey, can you
send me that? Can you send me that battery? And
I'm just like, nah, I can't be bothered. I'm not
going to the post office.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Man.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
It's like, you might as well ask me to go
to Antarctica.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
There's a post office just there. Yeah I know, ah.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
Yeah, but I'm as likely to go there as I
am to go to Antarctica to post a power bank.
I'm not doing it. And so what do you think
because my attitude, she should send it? That would be wrong?

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Oh? Because I was like just been them.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
No, no, no, no, that's not right. Somebody probably loves
those pants.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
Yeah right, Okay what did she ended up doing with
the undiest The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and
Kyzy tune in a four on Radio Hoky Rolling Stones.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time it's twenty five minutes past five o clock.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
And I swear it, Sorry what I swear it? Keezy?

Speaker 5 (24:01):
If you ask me another would you rather question, I'm
going to slap you.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Okay, So the question I asked was would you rather
eat an entire large sized garden worm or spend three
minutes in a cage with a goose? Why won't you
just answer that? Which one would you choose?

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Because it's the fifty previous would you rather? Questions that
are getting deep inside my goat?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Goose or worm?

Speaker 4 (24:24):
I'm answering it's stupid living. But Jesus, can.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
You get the goose to eat the worm?

Speaker 4 (24:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
No, no, no. And by the way, the cage size
is about I reckon, it's about two meters by two meters. Okay,
so you'll have to engage the goose. Can I just
open the door of the cage and leave? Not three minutes?
You have to stand there with the goose?

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Sorry, what do you mean you have to engage the goose?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Well, like, it's close enough quarters that the goose will
want to try it on? Will either have a fight
with you? Or whatever?

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Are you saying? Would I rather eat a massive worth
or have sex with a goose?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
No? Engage the girl.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
It'll probably stupid that they want to go you they
want to go? Yeah? Are you allowed to grab the
goose around the neck and slam it against the cage?

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah? That's fine. Yeah, I wouldn't know, because.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
But I have to do that for how long? Three minutes?
That seems a bit excessive. Be dead after about four seconds,
I mean this is one and a half. And just

(25:32):
to be clear, I'm only I'm only doing that to
the goose because I've been forced to because it's attacking
you as well. Yeah, because I've been putting a cage
with it. Can I cut these guys that threw me
into a van and they see you're either going to
eat this worm or you're going to get into a
cage with a goose. Well I'm not. I'm not getting
the cage.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
A cage with a goose and just chill for three minutes.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
But it's going to be Have you ever been in
a cage with a goose?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Obviously I have.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Reath the worm? Can I cook it?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
I got eat the worm?

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Gross? Yeah, a little bit of lemonses, a little bit
of crack pepper, but amati sauce?

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
And have I got a loaf of bread with the
goose or the worm?

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (26:13):
With the goose?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah? You know, yeah, you have a loaf of bread
with the goose?

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Well, because it goes to pick me, and then I
hold the bit of bread up and then it picks
and I push it over its head. So now it's
wearing the bread the necklace, and it looks like one
of those distinguished gentlemen from back in the day, you know,
on yeah, old.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Why didn't you just use the bread to distract the goose?

Speaker 6 (26:37):
I just did.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Now look at me. It's trying to peck itself. It's
trying to eat the bread which is around its neck.
And I'm just sort of on my phone, just checking
out an insta in the corner there. Oh, you're not
allowed your phone?

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Can I can?

Speaker 4 (26:54):
I batter the worm and pancoake crumbs like beat it up?
No better? Better? And they put it in paincoat crumbs.
If I'm gonna eat it?

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Yes, okay? Oh down, starting to think when.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
See this is why it's good?

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Yeah, that's good. That is good. Do you want to
go in the cage with a goose? Okay?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
What do you want to do? Jason?

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Do you want to I'll pin coke o O.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Could Jame's come in the cage with me and the goose? Okay,
but there's a but there's a second goose. There's two goose.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Cage with two of us geese.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
First of all, if you the cae out of two
gooses geese, are they male and female? And as the
female and heat? Yeah, because I'd like you to come
and watch that with me, Jason the cage.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Yes, well, if you think about it, if they're male
and female, the male one will obviously have that Shakespearean
rough and the female.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Yeah, bread roff and hello, this guy's loaded. Yeah he's hot. Yeah,
I'm going in the cage with gray and two geese
and two root and geese?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Okay, same cool? Did you want to do one and
a half mogis?

Speaker 6 (28:11):
Have we got enough time?

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Nan?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
The Hdiarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in week days and four on radio.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Radio. Hold Ikey, would you rather.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Listened? Would you rather?

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Let's get straight to the phone lines, Jamie Irman barset
house life.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Yeah good, thanks mate, good good? What do you do
for a crash? Jamie? Have you ever heard of Jack
of a Master? None? Yes I have.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
That's pretty much describes myself a great stuff backbone. What
would you rather Bethurst or the NRL Grand Final?

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Oh it's gotta be okay?

Speaker 6 (28:56):
And just while I got you on the line. Rather
eat a worm or been three minutes in the cage
with a goose? Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Is it goose?

Speaker 6 (29:05):
Is it what? Tender goose?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
That's very aggressive?

Speaker 6 (29:09):
It's tinder.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Oh yeah, no, definitely the goose.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Yeah goose.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Good gentlemen for goose. If he wins, he gets suspend
it in a cage with the goose.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Stay on the line, Jamie and Pakstan will sort you out.
No worries at all. Good anto on house life, buddy, marvelous,
Good on you mate. What do you do for a
crust back?

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Would you rather eat a massive garden worm or be
in a cage with a goose for three minutes?

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Well?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, pincoa crumbed worms sound pretty good?

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (29:36):
Doesn't that good? Eating?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah? Really good eating? Okay? Would you rather the n
r L final or bath first?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Well it's a toughie, but probably best I.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Have found interesting? Interesting?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
All right, uh, end time. We'll check you over to
pugsn he'll check in the draw. Mate, Marny Jace, don't
would you rather? No? Seriously, this is good content to
be on.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
One of those ready sexual ones that you've been doing
off here, is it?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
No?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
No, no, none of those ones. Would you rather fight
an African elephant racist or a mentis that's the size
of a horse.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Ants the size of a horse, and you've.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Got a wooden spear elephant or praying mentis and the
prati is the size of a horse.

Speaker 6 (30:31):
What would you go for?

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Jo?

Speaker 6 (30:33):
It's a tricky one, is the I was telling you just.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Sorry, no, I was telling you goes off here.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Just before about I was watching a video of a
elephant scratching itself.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Well, that's fat to us.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Oh, that's right, the same elephant, is that elephant? Elephants distracted?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, yeah, so I'd fight the elephant elephant scratching it south. Well,
it's fat to us. It's not concentrating, that's right.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
And you've got your spear and I know exactly where
that spear is going. Yeah, in the heart, in the hat.
It's clever stuff. Hey, another chance to potentially win a
trip to Bethurst or the nro Our Grand Final tomorrow
on hurduki.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
Is there such a thing as a praying man? It's
the size of a horse, yeah, man, yeah, yeah right, yeah, huh.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
By the way, we've got to do female and male
praying man.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yeah, that's a good question female mated, Yeah, yeah, it might.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
Be busy eating another horse sized man mates head off yeah,
and then yeah I get it good with would.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Be yeah yeah yeah. Can we do one and a half?
Mougi's up next, because we forgot we ran out of time.
What song we're going to? Jas? Why have you stopped
reading out the names of the songs and the artists.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Speache Boys, isn't it? Yes? No, and I come out
of them too, you know.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
The whole Ky Big Show were days from four on
Radio Hurdarky.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Beastie Boy there on the Radio Hodankey Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. It's been quite a special time for you, Maggie,
your little one attending school for the first time, and
you've had, I understand, your first day of a time
as a dad in the school holidays.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
Thanks mate, one and a half move. Yes, I don't
know if you guys have heard, but it's my first
time being a dad and having school holidays. My daughter's

(32:35):
just turned five, so it's the second week of the
school holidays now. Yes, and the first week I was
sick the entire time, which is good, but I also
meant that I was at home. But unfortunately I also
have a job, which means I have to do that
as well, and you don't you sort of you got
to keep them occupied, amen. Otherwise it's just TV TV TV.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
Fortunately, we've got my wife grandmother, Grandma susan Town, so
Grandma Sue was sort of has been looking after and
taken around on trips on the bus and all that
sort of thing. They went out and got lost, ended
up taking fifteen buses trying to find their way back home.
So that was a good time. But on the TV front,

(33:19):
she all she wants to do is watch TV. She
loves TV, yes, but what she watches we sort of
feel like it's not as like it was when we
were growing up. Don't know what you were watching, keysy,
but the cartoons that they watching, poor patrols and the
disease bloody my little Oh that's good e though, that's
good my little pony. And there's super colorful thes, yeah,
super fast cut editing. It's just super stimulating, yeah, addictive,

(33:46):
and so've I've.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Got my daughter onto loony tunes.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Great.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
I was a huge leading tunes kid.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Yeah, from back in the day, the old ones, right
from nineteen thirties, forties and fifties, you know that far back.
And she is a massive fan of Donald Duck. Now, great, today,
I left that leaving the house. She wanted to watch TV.
She'd been out all day. What do you want to
watch Donald Duck? That's great, she loves it, she was.
I put the first episode I put on for her

(34:14):
was Donald Duck, the old, very old version of him
riding along on a donkey, playing a guitar, singing a song. Wow,
and he's going to he's going to go and see
his missus, Donna Duck.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Oh, you're talking about Disney, not Looney Tunes, not bugs
Bunny in that.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
Yeah, Looney Tunes. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
And so Donald Duck. So he's what is that his name?
What's his name?

Speaker 6 (34:35):
Donald Duck. And so he's honing along there and he
is playing his guitar, and then the donkey stops and
starts e orring, e orring, and so Donald smashes it
over the head with his guitar. Now, my daughter thought
that was hilarious. That was great, Yes, but it's really slow.
And back then they didn't have a lot of writers

(34:56):
going around, I guess, and so all the best riders
were actually riding cartoon and so they're all great. Little
story is really really funny, and she's super engaged with
it and loves it, and it doesn't absolutely She's not
like when she's watching those other shows. It's like you
can see the hypnotized circles going around in her eyes.
You know, She's just it's addictive.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Tom and Jerry would be a good another good one.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
So the bugs Bunny is a bastard? Who are the
other horrible ones? A road runner? All of the ones
that are funny? Jerry yeah, Tom and Jerry yeah. Jerry
hands Yeah, he's no good.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
There was a great cartoon that I used to show
my girls. It wasn't It was like a animation almost
like sheep, Sure on the sheet, Sure on the sheep.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
That's Grammont style.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
And I yes, plastic scene kind of thing, and I
just fell in love with it.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
Did you were?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
The kids were indifferent and I just was a hysteric.
It was so good.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
It's brilliant. That's like Spongebobs like that. It's genuinely hilarious.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Yeah, she calls out the cheese.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
She says she wants to watch the cheese because that
he does.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Look like he looks like But if you've got any
suggestions on how we can get through the rest of
the holidays.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
It is.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
I don't know what we would do if we didn't
have a television No, Grandma, so the TV. Yeah, but
those two things, that's tricky man. Three they demand you
spend time with them on fans that's weird. Three four
eight three. By the way, let Mike no if you've
got any tips for him. Also on the texting front
three four eight three, text us what you're having for dinner?
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
After six? Later on what's for teenezyland Worth getting into.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
The hidiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Tune in and four on radio.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
When you're ready there jays don't table pilots.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Here on the radio, Hodaggy Big Shay Now listen great
news after six o'clock.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
What's on the TV with me?

Speaker 5 (36:52):
Mike Minogan Magie was telling us that he's been watching
a lot of TV because he's been at home.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Yes, so really looking forward to that. And also wats
for tea New Zealand with.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Me Keezy.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
Yellow Wee's thick crust monkey porn fun account.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
That's right, so text so now on three four eight
three what you're having for dinner tonight in New Zealand.
You could win a fifty night and day voucher. Just
him just quickly fell as, would you rather have a
pit dog that meals or a pit cat that barks?

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (37:27):
I think the dog that meals about like the dog.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Cat that barks? I mean, no more questions.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
The Wold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Hold I welcome back your messive backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show brought you by night.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Jo.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
So we had the full crew on board for the
podcast outro bonus material we do outside of the radio show.
Tell you what actually mogi oh punk sound and studio
be's being stitchy, kesy and eye up a little bit
with this podcast outroy. Yes, she'll be very intrigued to
see what happens with this particular one.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
This one here is labeled Brodie Retallic.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah who we saw Caru lounge there?

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Yeah we did. So here's a wee snippet. This comes
out at seven thirty tonight. Just search Hiduck your Big
Show where we get your podcasts from Brodie Retellic Going
up in the elevator.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
You mentioned him when we were up there, and then
actually I saw him and I thought the first one
I thought was I could take him.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
You remember Richadak back in the day, he was a
fearsome beast.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
I think he's only six eight now. I saw him
actually looking at you. Yeah, yeah, I think he was
thinking to himself, who's this piece?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
He was going, who's that superstar with his pile of
potato nuggets?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Who's going, who's this guy that had to get his
mate to swipe him in?

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Who's this guy? And then this looks like it was
clearly forgotten to bring his book.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Just just on that.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
Yeah, man, it's fun.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
He actually because Old Mogi has a KORW Lounge pass,
as does Keysy. Old Keysy's getting very cock a hoop
about having a Corow Lounge membership and not Hoidy j.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
He's lording it over he.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
Is, he is lording it over you. On that note,
did you did you want to say hello to Brodie
Retellent because it's one of those things where you know,
we know who he is, and he obviously is a
big fan of the Big Show.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Yes he is.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
I did say to him, did you. Yes, go on,
you mate.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
I just assumed that he didn't know who I was,
and so I just feel weird gone up to somebody
and talking to them.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
He saw me and just stopped in his tracks. Yeah,
get a stallion, Hell are you brody?

Speaker 5 (39:41):
Right of a chit chat about what he's up to
and oh so much stuff like what he's not playing
any rugby at the moment, he's still carrying injuries, he's
retired from the he's retired from it, but he's still
playing overseasons.

Speaker 6 (39:57):
Paying Where is he playing England?

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Is he playing in England? Because I was pretty sure
he was playing in Japan and.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
He's just got back from Japan, but he's going to
England next. Oh is he really playing for over there Saracens?

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Oh really?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (40:11):
Yeah, because I know that he's actually currently playing as
a lot for Cabelco Kobe Steelers.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Yes, but the season's ended now the yearns anything else
you want to know for you? I mean it was
a very quick conversation. I mean I had to go
back and read my book and stuff.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
Yeah, it's sees no, it's look you, I know, I'll
take your word for it all do did he ask
about Keyesy at all? Nah, embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Can you can you throw to the song please?

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Jason Big Show Podcast radio Head There, Hey, I just
said a tics come through here on three four eight three.
People asking where I'm finding Looney Tunes to watch you
just go on YouTube there and there's hours and hours
and hours and hours of it. Yeah stuff, And you
were right, Keezy, it's not Looney Chunes, it's not something

(41:03):
else Disney. It's Disney Disney. But they had those Didney
shortspeakers that I can't remember what they're called. But I've
been watching Looney Chunes and I've been watching Donald Dutt.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
I was a real goofy guy. Yeah, I don't like
I'd never.

Speaker 6 (41:14):
Like Mickey Mouse. No, never liked him, not a thing
about him. Him and his messes can beat it. That
was always my feeling. As soon as Mickey Mouse turned
up in anything, I'm like, Nah.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
It was the voice that did my head in Yeah,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
He's just pretty straight. It's like a kom at the Frog,
but Kermit was bigger.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
It was awesome. Yeah. Yeah, hey, right now it's time for.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
What oh you hey guys. Text here from Steve what's
for tea News Zealand with me.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
You know, when you've been away for a while, you
come back something to the show. I find wildly amusing.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Yes like that.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
It's amazing. This is a professional show, very professional, huge,
very amazingly.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
What are we looking at the look?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Don't there's lots of texts coming through on three four
eight two of what people are having for dinner. Okay,
well that's good because it's what the segment is. It's
Kevin coming. You can win a fifty one night and day.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
It's just crack into them. Shall we cheeze?

Speaker 7 (42:12):
Man?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
You're sucking all the entertainment value out of this one.
I reckon good a Fellas. Hey Derek here, Oh my god,
Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter, Yeah, the baseball player. Yeah yeah,
baseball legend tonight. I'm having fishburgers and wedges. Ah.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Funnily enough, when we were going down to Nelson today,
we had to pre book because we were going to
go and have lunch. We had to pre book on me.
I was getting a snapper burger this afternoon. Gutted about
missing that.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Actually, not as guarded as a snapper was am I right.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
Cracking into it?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Get a fellas Andy here, Oh my god, Jervais, Andy Gervais.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
No, I'm thinking of Andy Circus.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Close enough, Andy Circus. Yeah, no, I don't know who
that is he played, And yeah, yeah it's Andy Cirkus.
Just having a big bean steak and cheese pie to
night cheers.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
He is he?

Speaker 6 (43:22):
I prefer the dads dad spies.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Same Oh well, same, which between white bread with a
tomato sauce.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Butter on the tomato sauce. But you literally get a
fellas Mario here, Oh, Mario van Peebles, Mario Brothers, Mario
Brothers first name, super get a guys Mario brothers here.

(43:51):
Tonight we are having spaghetti bolognaise bolonnaise. The G is
silent bolonnaise.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Is that with a portmansra beef man hm Beef show.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
It's not bolognaise, one hundred percent sure. We'll explore this
further on tomorrow show.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
It's bollo snaise, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yes, sorry, so it's not bolognase. It's boller snaise.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Because the G is silent.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Actually, Patch Sam was saying that he makes an incredible
bull of snase.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Love a bulls.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
It's like mayonnaise.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
But yeah, with bulls in it.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Good a guys. Cheryl here, it's like a bull nas Yeah.
Oh yeah, now I get it. Cheryl here. Last one,
Sheryl crow ryl Cock. She'll crow tonight. I'm having a
a sagni.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Hod Florence in the machine there on the radio, ho
Arky Big Show this Tuesday evening in his back so
we can do it opoly this time.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
What's up the TV with Mike Minogue? What's on the
Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (45:24):
I blame Kezy.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Oh your micro's off?

Speaker 6 (45:26):
Yeah, that's why I blame you.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
I was like, what is Mike doing? Not doing the thing?

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Just sabotage you see that man.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Totally he does that to me all the time. Yeah,
I don't know your.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
Hey. I watched a movie on Netflix and one good
thing about not being at work, one of the many
things about being at you know, not being at work.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
That's real cool, man, as you'll get to watch TV.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
And I watched well it had this theme. It had
this theme. Oh yeah, Beverly Hills Cop four. Now that's

(46:17):
been the theme music for all of them.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
And I loved.

Speaker 6 (46:20):
I don't know about you, Jos, but the first Beverly
Hills Cop I just loved it, Yes, came out in
nineteen eighty four. It's a great, great film. And the
second one, I remember, I can't really remember what happened
in that one, but it wasn't bad. And then the
third one was absolute garbage, yes, And then I put
the fourth on, I Love Eddie Murphy, and then right
at the start it sort of kicked on with that
theme music, and then within ten minutes you've also heard

(46:43):
then this song here, this song comes.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
On, ah but a Neutron dance there by the Pointer sisters.

Speaker 6 (46:55):
Yeah, and the original he was in the back of
a cigare truck that had stolen cigarettes in it. He
was getting thrown around the back of the action brother.
And then the other song that came on, that's Shakedown.
So within ten minutest of all of these old songs

(47:17):
that immediately take me, they've got the nostalgia, they take
me back to that first Beverly Hills Cop. They're all played,
I'm loving it, and then it just it's absolute it's
a shit movie, right.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Yeah, Well, when you get when you're getting too four Yeah,
number four. You think of Rejig We're coming back. He's
got all the old actors in there. They've also added
in some new ones like Kevin Bacon. Big fan of
Kevin Bacon, love me some Bacon.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
I find his nose a bit weird.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Yeah, sure. And then there's another fella there whose name
I can't remember. But it's a really good cast. But
it's just a terrible script. When a week or.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
So ago on Netflix? Oh right, yeah, yeah, yeah's a
new release. Baby, it's on Netflix. It's called Beverly Hills
cop axel f.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
That first thing you play, you know what it reminds
me of? Now, what's that pay that tune again?

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Kisy Billy Hill's car.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Yeah, I think of Peter Griffith from Family Guard doing it.
I watched on Netflix an interesting thing, The Man with
a Thousand Children. It's quite interesting actually, basically you do

(48:29):
with the god complex, who's they predict now has literally
thousands of progeny all around the world. I went to
you know, spoom clinics and all that sort of stuff,
but also did private sort of donations. Yeah, I've done
some private and then it just sort of gets more
and more sinister as you're going along. It's actually quite
a good watch because my wife picked it and I

(48:51):
was mad.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
I really can't be asked with this, but I did
get caught into it.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
The guy is your classics stuck in it god syndrome,
narcissistic kind of but you know it comes across as
a nice sky.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
It's a backbone the kids. Pretty relatable for you.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Then with potent hodj Seed Big Show podcast, Collective Soul
there on the radio.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
Honecki Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now of course it's
beer in Pie July and Magi. I got to see
your recipe for a pie the other day, delicious mate.
The only issue that I had with it was be
very difficult to surround in pastry.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
Oh you think so.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Tofu water and grass? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just the
water aspect of it. I went, how's that going to work?

Speaker 6 (49:36):
But well, the water would be as you okay, as
you yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you sort of get you
mix up the water with a little bit of tofu.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Okay, so you like mash the tofu?

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Yeah, you put it in a one of those blender
things what they call those.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Nutrib bullet.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Yeah, not a magic bullet.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
CAZy. That was the JFK assassination.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
You remember that?

Speaker 3 (50:02):
I do remember that. Yeah, sixties, wasn't it.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
Yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
And just what your standy? Grass? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (50:09):
A little bit of grass there. M yeah, it's good.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
And what did you go as? I can't remember what
you I.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Went with Beefrett changes every time, Currett so bacon, chili,
mushroom in a red wine jew.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
Oh yeah, a red wine?

Speaker 5 (50:26):
What you?

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
You?

Speaker 6 (50:30):
Because I was going yeah and kesy.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
When we are we shedding beer and pie July?

Speaker 4 (50:34):
That's what I said at the top.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Oh yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Radio hot I Kings and beer and pie July.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Sorry, I thought we were just having general chit chat.
Mine was just meatballs and mozzarella with like a tomatoes.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Mozare would you put sauce on that keys? Well, it's
got meatball sauce in it? But still you put sauce
on it, wouldn't you?

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah? Would you not? No? Absolutely not. It's like the
other day Pug Sound was very nice and gave me
a better chicken pie and he gave me some sauce. Yeah,
but there are certain flavors I don't think you have
sauce with Well, if you're at a restaurant.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
Let's say it's an Indian restaurant. And I hate to
bring race into it, but that's the most likely place
where you're going to get a bit of chicken. Would
you have them for some tomato sauce?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Cheesy? No, that's the thing, man, That's why you don't
put tomato sauce on your chicken pie because the butter
chicken chase, it has sauce built into it.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Right yeah, okay, but I'm saying what but I hang on,
but I sauce for the pastry.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
You like the sauce for the pastry.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
It was just a bout of chicken. I wouldn't you know,
squirt sauce all over it. But it's the pastry that
requires the sauce.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
But it's a butt of chicken. Sauce not good for
the was there?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Not good enough for you?

Speaker 5 (51:43):
The butter of chicken sauce and your butter chicken it's
can't you know? You think it's gonna be all saucy,
but it's quite dry.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Especially if it's been in the warter for a long time. Keezy,
I thought about that.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Actually, Hey New Zealand, what kind of pie. Would you
like to make tixa word pie to three four eight three.
Tell us your dream combination. Dad's Pies are actually going
to be teaming up with Hodaky to launch a pie
and if we choose yours, you can win five thousand dollars.
All right, three four eight three text the word pie?

Speaker 6 (52:10):
Pretty good?

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Five grand?

Speaker 6 (52:11):
Do you get a cut at the back end, like
if they sell let's say a billion pies?

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Do you get like five bucks a pie?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (52:20):
You get a hducky bottle opener?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Oh sick the Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
All right, Jim said, that's us downe undustid for your
Tuesday show. I'm picking Mogi straight to bed when you
get home tonight, nice good snooze to recover and back rip.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Raw and tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
Yeah, Well, it's been a lot of chat today. I'll
tell you what. My old voice there has taken a
bit of a hit. But you won't hear me complaining
about it. Man.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
No, that's because you're a backbone.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
That's because I'm a backbone.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
Now, Keysy, I'm a little bit concerned about you because
you've already had a pre You've had.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
A snooze this afternoon. Does that a fit your evening snooze?

Speaker 3 (53:08):
No, I don't have an evening snooze. I just go
to bed like eleven pm.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Yeah. So when you go to bed after port and port.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
And play and watching and playing PlayStation.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Do you find that your three hours sleep in the
afternoon there.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
One and a half hours day to.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Fix your overall sleep, Because that's what sometimes net sometimes,
But to be honest, not really, because I was pretty
tucking out.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Yeah. So tonight I'm gonna go home. My wife's got squashed.
She'll be having eight thirty bat you it's not a key, No,
I'll be making dinner for us ham and pineapple. No,
it's like a pork Yeah, it actually is with st
so good.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
What are you doing, Jason, I'm going to go home
and just chill out tonight. I've got a busy busy
there's a lot going on for old Hoody Jay tomorrow.
Oh yeah, a lot going on.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
So and I'm having a steak tonight B five Fillet,
And I don't usually like steak, but I'm.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Looking forward to it weirdly, are you.

Speaker 7 (54:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
I just hope that my wife's got the marinade right,
because that's the key.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
I was going to marinade it myself, and I forgot
because I was flat tacked.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
Do you not feel like a marinade on a quality
steak like that is a crime against human Now, I
love it, mate, that's not the go I think you
should use that on stuff like a schnitzel or a
you know, just a.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Poor cat. Yeah, rump for sure. I'd rumped the other
day garbage. You should leather it with tea sauce.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Men.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Yeah, Tommy South Tommy.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
It's been a pleasure bringing you the show. You have
a good night.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
We'll be back, same time, same place tomorrow. Until then,
see you, letter,