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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, Get a Fellows, Hello, get a Mogi, Get
a Fellows.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Told Bogie told Bogie back.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
So as soon as you came in a little Bogie's
bad he grabbed a.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Here he is massive fistful of chips. Now as soon
as you walked in the door. Yeah, well you won't
get sick because you talk two fistfuls before me. Your
fat fuck wow, I had I had two chips.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Sure you as opposed to the Mogi festival.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
What a day. It's been a fellows, We've been together
for a long time. How are you doing? Key? Because
you were in a herd of a mood this morning
was Oh my god, that is not true. Old sleepy
Joe Keezy they call him sleepy. I was because I
got out of bed at four a m. I woke
up at three thirty. Did you want to hear a
cool story, Jase? Well, I was right in the middle
(01:19):
of a thrilling story. Yeah, I know, but I was.
I was on the way out to the old airport
this morning, and the Uber Uber is like a taxi
Jason taxi, but it's like Uber, which is like is
that better or great or something? And he actually the
Uber driver picked me up. He was already waiting because
I pre booked it. You know, I haven't waited outside.
(01:40):
You can't do that out your place, Chase, because weirdly
he can't find the bat and all. They don't do it.
It's one of those two things.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Definitely, it's definitely not it's definitely not at mind.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah. But when I came out, so we're at number
four of our road, Okay, so that's cool story. That's
the fourth one along. What number four on? That's the
second one along because you have odds on one side
and even's on the so very close to the end
(02:12):
of the road. But when I came out, the guy
had been out there, he was there early. But I
came out and he was still wet. He hadn't turned
around to go the opposite way, so I jumped in
the cab and then he instead of just turning around,
he just started driving the opposite direction to where we
needed to be going. Yes, And I thought he was
looking for a driveway, but we drove past about fifteen
(02:34):
driveways and it was just on one. If I take
into account the other side, there's thirty driveways. I said,
where we off to? Man and he's like, what I said,
where we off to? And he goes ah, and then
he turned around. Where was he going? That's fucking annoying anyway,
So it was an annoying start. But then I'm I'm
(02:55):
listening to my podcast, which was actually of your show, Jase,
The Big Show and key You're Wow. But at the
end of it, Kezy is talking about when he's going
to get picked up by his uber and he's like,
I'm going to get picked up at six o'clock and
You're like, that is early Jays. You say that, yes,
the early early, Yeah, yeah, yeah, And Keysy is like, wow,
it's an eight o'clock flight. So im going to get
(03:17):
there at six thirty and have a little bit of
a feed in that and play around on my phone
and stuff. You do a big steamer, yes, I said,
And and I was saying to myself, hang on min
and I thought the floor was eight thirty, so I
double check because I thought, shit, I'm going to be late,
but I wasn't and he got there a bit early kezy.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, So I got there turn and a half hours early,
and then my flight was delayed by two hours.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, and then eventually canceled. Is that right?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Years It was eventually canceled. So I was fortunate that
we didn't hang on and it was called before it
was canceled.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Because we were we were in the yeah, because we're
not even supposed to be here today. We're supposed to
be now some filming this thing for Bearing Pig. July
and eight thirty was the flight. It was pushed backed
about about five times eventually to ten thirty, and then
we had to make the call as to whether we
were stayed. Got on that flight and then flew home later.
But at the last minute, I think one of the
seats we're going to jump on was taken.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, because we're going there and back in the same day.
So you know, it's getting a bit cramp chase.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
And the thing that made it really tough was Jason
to Bringer his book oh my or his phone charger.
But the good thing about it, he never mentioned that, well,
he mentioned it once, Yeah, and then you two just
crapped about it forever.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Just on Uber drivers. You weren't here when I was
talking about this Moggi. When I arrived that race based
stuff my Uber driver, Oh my god, it did my
head and had a snoz full of snot.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
And sort of like Moggi like, and he kept.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Sniffing every three seconds and that's not an exaggeration, so
it would be.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Like, that's really good, good impression of it.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
All the way from when he put me up into
the airport and I was buy they inn of it.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I was I was doing my.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Head that that would drive me out. I was going
to be honest, It was doing my head. And after
like two minutes, I was like, just blow your nose,
dude or something. But it was also every minute sort
of having a massive throaty flemmy hack and I was like, God,
I hate my life at the moment.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Were you feeling woozy after that? I was feeling a
bit woozy. Headphones are good in that situation because in
you that no, you don't bring your skull candy.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
What I'm going I'm going to from now, you should
because amount of ship you guys spout it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
When I got there, Oh my god, we barely see it. Jay, Well,
you could barely keep your eyes open. I was so tired. Yeah, absolutely, though,
why four o'clock that I couldn't.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I just woke up, and you're so excited because I
was excited to hang out with old Mogi. Yeah, and Nelson,
we are raging probably, I mean it was when I
first woke up. But three thirty I woke up and
I was like, hopefully get it to sleep. Couldn't, couldn't,
couldn't wide away. And then at four I was like,
all right, I'm as well get up, have a shower,
have a coffee, play PlayStation, and.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Then I'll go on the Uber when it arrives at six.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
And the pre book hules as well.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, which is weird because you're a out West as well.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Even I'm just off the motor. I'm like a normal
accessible West. It's how too. But but when you're we
were Pugs and I were talking about this. When you
book an uber, they arrived like ten minutes early, right,
and so Pugs felt compelled to hustle out of his
house and hop twenty minutes early. He's saying, So he
felt like he had to quickly grab his stuff and
(06:33):
go out there because the.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Guy was waiting.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Well, that was quite funny.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Whereas my guy he arrived at ten two and I
just waited till six.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
That because old pugs Son.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He was in a hoo of a mood.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Too, because that guy came twenty minutes to el and
he had to hustle.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
He forgot his bloody connies. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, nom
puts it normally puts a fewel away on the way
to the port.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Well, to be honest when I because he go there
before me and when I arrived he was checking in
like chicken luggage and it was all kindies.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
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They Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Also another interesting fact I picked up while we're in
the lounge there, Maggie did two steamers?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Did two steamers? Is it? I?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I do my steamer and then I'm done. Yeah, And
sometimes you have like multiple steamers like too, But sometimes
you've had more than that.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I have. Yeah, how many times were my gas? Because
I think they should be doing If you're a healthy
person with en fiber in your diet, you should be
doing two dump today. Now should they be half an
hour apart? Probably not? Probably not. But I went in
there and I went, I went, harsh browns, scrambled No,
(08:00):
you can't scrambled eggs? What else? Did I have? Cup
of coffee? Beautiful coffee? It was as well right now,
I'm ready for a steamer? Yeah, I went, that would
have been.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
The coffee, of course. And can I can I just.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Take issues the show? Can I?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Can I just take issue with don't you start fucking
sniffing kesy?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, fucking keezy?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Can I take issue with the labeling hash Browns for
those little circle things?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Delicious? The hash Browns? Then they don't see this is
the guy who gets you couldn't wait to get in
there and look at him. Yeah, and he'ss and you
the only reason he's in this of us.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Don't feel like they weren't a hash brown tip?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
What would you call them?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Potato nuggets?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Sure? Okay? Then just just do you think they're going
to be gathered with being called that? Man, those those
little potatoes.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Probably if they knew it was coming from me, they
would be Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It was quite funny. I came in Keysy because all
you guys are on the live chat, not the live chat,
but the WhatsApp in the morning and Hoidy j I
think I just got out of bed and he was
already in the uber a few minutes the driver on
the chat. So that cheered me up straight away. I'm
feeling good about my life when I see that. And
then I get ready and then I go, and then
(09:19):
I drive all the way in in there's a bit
of traffic because I've left a bit later. And then
I get in and then I'm walking up the stairs
and I come in and then I see how my
shot because I got my headphones on. I haven't heard
him on sneaky het. Well, he's just tailing by. I
mean I was like, shit, have you just got here?
And he's like no, I've been waiting outside for twenty
minutes because of course he needed me to swipe him in,
which I had no idea about. So he's out there
(09:41):
with the as he called them, the you might have
to bleep this park. Somebody called them the fucking losers.
Can I just say that's offensive, Jason.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
So he was wearing his headphones and I spotted him
and he sort of whopped in a very fast clip.
I must say, we need to go to a steamer.
He's got forward to my coffee. Much longer legs than me,
that's true. So I immediately ducked him behind him good
a moogie moogie, nothing nothing so and he's got his
headphones and he can't hear me, so I just tailed him.
(10:17):
I slipped in his wake.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
What was interesting also when I came in there is
that regional little thank you. There's an elevator there. You
can walk along and you see the elevator and I
see this big bastard there he is. He's a big
bastard and he's getting into the left and I think
to myself, he's too young to be come on, mate,
what are you doing? He turns around. It was Brody Retallic,
(10:44):
Brodie Retellic going up in the elevator. Couldn't be bothered
walking up the stairs. It's it's funny how fast you
go to see, doesn't it. It's funny after you've retired
and he can't even be bothered walking up stairs, isn't he.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, yeah, well you mentioned and when we were up there,
and then actually I saw him and I thought the
first thing I thought was.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I could take him because he's lost.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
You remember Richada back in the day, he was a
fierce beast, fierce beast.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I think he's only six eight now, is he nice? Yeah?
I saw him maketually looking at you. Yeah, yeah. I
think he was thinking to himself, who's this piece of ship?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
He was going, who's that superstar with his pile of
potato nuggets?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Who's going? Who's this guy that had to get his
mate to swipe him in? Who's this guy? And looks
like he's clearly forgotten to bring his book. Just just
on that.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I've noticed a change in Kesy now that he's got
a CHORW membership and I haven't.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Oh yeah, he's lording it over me a little bit. Well,
the only reason he's doing that is because he is
better than you.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Yeah, Hey, well look I didn't want to say. Look,
I don't want to be that guy, but you're one
hundred percent correct. Hey, listen to the Hucky Big Show
fortill seven every week down Radiohodak.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
You're right or don't know when the zombie apocalypse comes
there and you don't want to be without your Koru
Lounge membership, can I put it that way? And your
tato nuggies get on your pugs, get around pug Son
by the way, m HM