July 17, 2024 • 10 mins
On today's episode we dive into hair-washing alternatives, conspiracy theories and get the scoop on Jase's acting work.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Put more from Jay, Smike and Keysy on Instagram, shown
them four to seven every weekday on radio. Thanks mate,
I think I'm the only one to not vouch on
the shows. Did it the other day?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I heard that filthy? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I mean it wasn't your deep gutteral keesy ripper.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Don't stop starting rumors and I do massive bs you
just like film is about about false things.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
How are you feeling about your shoved face? My what?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You shaved?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Okay? You know cold, it's my face what it is,
and you know, the skin's a bit sensitive because of
course it's had a bed all over it for all
over its Yeah, but I kind of miss it. But
at the same time, I'm like, oh whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Well, the good thing is, Jason, you probably haven't what
about this? You could probably grow it back.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well that's the other thing too, of course, not for
quite some time. No, I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
We like a few weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Because there was the possibility of me just keeping it
at a certain length, but it was just so much
Headmond and I'm not I'm still not great with the
older clippers. It's pretty tricky in terms of getting it
even just little eries I can't quite get into you.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah. Would you ever paid?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And I wonder if you do this paid to actually
get a barber to give you a proper shave and
trim on on the beard?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I know, actually I did think about.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That because like the barber's over here and the one
out by my place, they do that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They'll do your full full groom. You know.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't like people tuttling with my face though.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, fair enough even like right, but that's as far
as it goes, because that's as far as I've got.
You know, Do they do it with like a little comb?
I can't. Yeah. And then they've also got these raisors
is there where they just can just blast it on
your lips and it doesn't cut your skin. But every clippers,
(02:04):
see the clippers, I've got the slightest wrong move and
you're fucking bleeding from eight places, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I had it was so weird a little neck on
my cut as well for so long, and every time
I would shave, and I'd even try and avoid it,
and somehow just that and it was one of those ones.
It was the tiniest little cat and it were just
pest blood.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, I had one of those ones.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Ye, I'd say.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's good chat the gasha too. Have you ever hed
one doesn't surprise me?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Well, to be honest, I mean I only shaved with
I used to shave with disposable rasores, right, but I
changed them like once a month of the really nice
and you pay like thirty bucks for four or something,
you know.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, and i'd been at seven dollars fifty each ja
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, but I'd probably cut myself once once a year,
i'd average a cut.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah. They're pretty good, pretty good. Yeah. So I don't
know what you're running like a bic.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah yeah, just your your ladies back.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, and no shaving cream, just waterry, yeah, just dry,
stand in front of the heat pump for a few
hours and then just going fucking dry ball Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Man, No, I had I heard a conspiracy theory re
shaving cream, which was that it's true that my designed
to blunt your razor, that the actual compounds and actually
blunt your razor blade.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Well, to be honest with you, it's probably true. Because
what I'm sort of learning i'm doing, I'll probably go
down conspiracy holes. It's quite fun, quite fun. Something you
don't do it well. One thing I know, though, is
even if you start believing any of this ship, you
just don't tell anyone yes, because even if it is right,
you just look like a fucking mad bastard. Yeah, quite
(03:52):
fun some of them. And one of them is, for example,
but this is a true one, is that the shampoos
that you buy off the shell have an ingredient in
it that makes your hair fall out, right, okay, And
then they also sell the same companies also sell stuff
that helps you keep your hair in. But the only
reason your here is falling out is because they put
(04:12):
the ship into the shampoo we're is making your hair
for Really, isn't that crazy? Is that true? Though? No,
that's true?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, like true, true, true true, Yeah, like part because
what you.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Sort of think about, what you think to yourself as
why would they do that? And the reason why they
do that is because all they give a fuck about
is making as much money as they possibly can, and
that's all they do care about. They're not like, oh,
we better not do it. They're like, let's fucking do it,
because we can do whatever we want. What about that
is straight up and they can't be charged with anything.
What it's like I use even my shampoo, I use
head and shoulders. Haha. Procter and Gamble make that Keysy.
(04:48):
Procter and Gamble are those saints. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't wash my hair.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
See that's the thing. But this is the other thing.
Do you need to wash your hair? Well, humans for
thousands of years didn't. Yes, that's right, exactly right. There's
a guy I was banging on. You have rose mirry,
some rosemary and a spray bottle. When you spray that
on there, and that does as much as you need
it to do.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Or a squirt you know, a lemon, Lemon.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
The whole Big Show week days from four on radio
Hiarchym They Big Show Podcast of Lemons.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
That's a little bit of creep.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's really interesting though, because that is well. I would
wash my hair at most once a month. And I've
always been told by makeup artists et cetera, et cetera
that I've got really healthy here.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh that's healthy. Yeah, so you know, and it's got
its own oils in it, Jason, the shampooed there, it
strips out the oils on your dead skin.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Here, my wife, ye got your name cess over it
and I'm like, just don't wash your here, man.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
So you wash your hair once a month at most,
and you're the same Mike, and you put product in
your hair every now and then and you just don't
wash it out or you just water goes here and
that's it. What product is it? Is it like a
water based thing that can be washed out?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah? It right, But then that ship's probably done good
for it either, But I look sick though I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't put product in my hair either. It's just
a fill fit.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Just seal it in sealing the flavor. We should ever, yeah,
we should see what kind of conspiracy theories we can drama.
Oh god, some good ones around.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
It's interesting too, you know when I won't name names,
but when mates start posting stuff and you go, oh no,
oh yeah, well he's not here at the moment, so
I thought it was safe, but you know where it's like,
oh far out. And my wife has mates that seemed
here stuff all the time, and she's like.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
No, no, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I think it's a general rule. If it's sent to
you on Facebook, you should dis credit it. Yeah, because
whenever I get sent something on Facebook, it's usually something
like that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You know. Yes, I'm glad I'm not on Facebook. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Facebook, I never go on it.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Can you post a status on Today's show, just as
on your private Facebook? Just a status saying what you're
up to?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Why?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Because no one posts, hasn't posted, like, no one posts
statuses for the last like ten years. Oh really that stops. Yeah,
because it's just the thing you post with, like an
opinion or something.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Right, So if you just.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Posted pretty cold in Auckland today and then Jason Hoyd
is feeling cold or something, oh I'm cold face now
that I've had a shave. Yeah, yeah, just had a
shave man cold lips hashtag.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But but my question is why, just to see how
much interaction it would get, because I haven't seen someone
do a status in years. I always forget too, of
course when you post on Instagram and stuff, and I
know it doesn't have to, but it goes to Facebook
as well.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
On your story, yeah, yours doesn does. He doesn't set
up obviously at some pointimes.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Sometimes I remember to go, oh, that's right, I'll shut
that one off.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah right, I'm on Facebook, and then I and then
I see at the top it's like your friend's stories
and it's a story of me. Jase has taken in
the Cordy Lounge without tagging me in it. So I
don't even know that this is out there, and it's
him just being oh caze, he's a bit tired, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Hoo? Yeah? So why is this on Facebook? Good content?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Very good content?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Really, And you've got to work till what time tonight?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Man, late man, because you'll leave here at seven years
and so you're gonna be out there like eight.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I think I think the Rappers midnight, right, it maybe
a bit later.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I think it's going to be a bit later. I
think it'll give me one of the lines of dialogue. No, no,
I can't not even one. No, learned it? Yeah? One line?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
In the liners it with Shane Shane was the killer?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Okay night there really good wow.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
So obviously at some point in that episode you say
good night to someone, Well, it's either he's saying good
night or somebody's asked in what time of day somebody
was killed and he says night.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
In which case delivery easy. Now we don't know, we
don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
We just don't know who was it though? In this
episode was a you that killed the person.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Let's not be having this conversation. I don't what my
agent sertenly getting in touch with me. Yeah, busting my balls.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's good promo, man, check it out. It's you.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I don't even know you can say that at the moment.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You didn't take any of those hints, did you during
that conversation. I can't even say why you can't be
on acting stuff me? Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I'm serious? Right?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Well the pugs to beat that out? There was at
the thirty second nine minutes thirty Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, yeah, that out. I'm also sure it's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Well, what I'll do is I'll say another show now,
just to throw them off the set.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Short Street Country calendar. Nice.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
God, just added massively to my stress. Now there's a
there's a program for today show fellows if you want it.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
How many cheese chocolate? How many scenes have you got? Man?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
One cool.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Today?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Listen to Hadarky fort or seven every weekday and you'll
hear the hducky Big show.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Just check it out. It's bloody good.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Don't
Put more from Jay, Smike and Keysy on Instagram, shown
them four to seven every weekday on radio. Thanks mate,
I think I'm the only one to not vouch on
the shows. Did it the other day?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I heard that filthy? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I mean it wasn't your deep gutteral keesy ripper.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Don't stop starting rumors and I do massive bs you
just like film is about about false things.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
How are you feeling about your shoved face? My what?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You shaved?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Okay? You know cold, it's my face what it is,
and you know, the skin's a bit sensitive because of
course it's had a bed all over it for all
over its Yeah, but I kind of miss it. But
at the same time, I'm like, oh whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Well, the good thing is, Jason, you probably haven't what
about this? You could probably grow it back.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well that's the other thing too, of course, not for
quite some time. No, I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
We like a few weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Because there was the possibility of me just keeping it
at a certain length, but it was just so much
Headmond and I'm not I'm still not great with the
older clippers. It's pretty tricky in terms of getting it
even just little eries I can't quite get into you.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah. Would you ever paid?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And I wonder if you do this paid to actually
get a barber to give you a proper shave and
trim on on the beard?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I know, actually I did think about.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
That because like the barber's over here and the one
out by my place, they do that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
They'll do your full full groom. You know.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't like people tuttling with my face though.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, fair enough even like right, but that's as far
as it goes, because that's as far as I've got.
You know, Do they do it with like a little comb?
I can't. Yeah. And then they've also got these raisors
is there where they just can just blast it on
your lips and it doesn't cut your skin. But every clippers,
(02:04):
see the clippers, I've got the slightest wrong move and
you're fucking bleeding from eight places, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I had it was so weird a little neck on
my cut as well for so long, and every time
I would shave, and I'd even try and avoid it,
and somehow just that and it was one of those ones.
It was the tiniest little cat and it were just
pest blood.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, I had one of those ones.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Ye, I'd say.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's good chat the gasha too. Have you ever hed
one doesn't surprise me?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Well, to be honest, I mean I only shaved with
I used to shave with disposable rasores, right, but I
changed them like once a month of the really nice
and you pay like thirty bucks for four or something,
you know.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, and i'd been at seven dollars fifty each ja
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, but I'd probably cut myself once once a year,
i'd average a cut.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah. They're pretty good, pretty good. Yeah. So I don't
know what you're running like a bic.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah yeah, just your your ladies back.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, and no shaving cream, just waterry, yeah, just dry,
stand in front of the heat pump for a few
hours and then just going fucking dry ball Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Man, No, I had I heard a conspiracy theory re
shaving cream, which was that it's true that my designed
to blunt your razor, that the actual compounds and actually
blunt your razor blade.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Well, to be honest with you, it's probably true. Because
what I'm sort of learning i'm doing, I'll probably go
down conspiracy holes. It's quite fun, quite fun. Something you
don't do it well. One thing I know, though, is
even if you start believing any of this ship, you
just don't tell anyone yes, because even if it is right,
you just look like a fucking mad bastard. Yeah, quite
(03:52):
fun some of them. And one of them is, for example,
but this is a true one, is that the shampoos
that you buy off the shell have an ingredient in
it that makes your hair fall out, right, okay, And
then they also sell the same companies also sell stuff
that helps you keep your hair in. But the only
reason your here is falling out is because they put
(04:12):
the ship into the shampoo we're is making your hair
for Really, isn't that crazy? Is that true? Though? No,
that's true?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, like true, true, true true, Yeah, like part because
what you.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Sort of think about, what you think to yourself as
why would they do that? And the reason why they
do that is because all they give a fuck about
is making as much money as they possibly can, and
that's all they do care about. They're not like, oh,
we better not do it. They're like, let's fucking do it,
because we can do whatever we want. What about that
is straight up and they can't be charged with anything.
What it's like I use even my shampoo, I use
head and shoulders. Haha. Procter and Gamble make that Keysy.
(04:48):
Procter and Gamble are those saints. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I don't wash my hair.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
See that's the thing. But this is the other thing.
Do you need to wash your hair? Well, humans for
thousands of years didn't. Yes, that's right, exactly right. There's
a guy I was banging on. You have rose mirry,
some rosemary and a spray bottle. When you spray that
on there, and that does as much as you need
it to do.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Or a squirt you know, a lemon, Lemon.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
The whole Big Show week days from four on radio
Hiarchym They Big Show Podcast of Lemons.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
That's a little bit of creep.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's really interesting though, because that is well. I would
wash my hair at most once a month. And I've
always been told by makeup artists et cetera, et cetera
that I've got really healthy here.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh that's healthy. Yeah, so you know, and it's got
its own oils in it, Jason, the shampooed there, it
strips out the oils on your dead skin.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Here, my wife, ye got your name cess over it
and I'm like, just don't wash your here, man.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
So you wash your hair once a month at most,
and you're the same Mike, and you put product in
your hair every now and then and you just don't
wash it out or you just water goes here and
that's it. What product is it? Is it like a
water based thing that can be washed out?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah? It right, But then that ship's probably done good
for it either, But I look sick though I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I don't put product in my hair either. It's just
a fill fit.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Just seal it in sealing the flavor. We should ever, yeah,
we should see what kind of conspiracy theories we can drama.
Oh god, some good ones around.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
It's interesting too, you know when I won't name names,
but when mates start posting stuff and you go, oh no,
oh yeah, well he's not here at the moment, so
I thought it was safe, but you know where it's like,
oh far out. And my wife has mates that seemed
here stuff all the time, and she's like.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
No, no, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I think it's a general rule. If it's sent to
you on Facebook, you should dis credit it. Yeah, because
whenever I get sent something on Facebook, it's usually something
like that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You know. Yes, I'm glad I'm not on Facebook. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Facebook, I never go on it.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Can you post a status on Today's show, just as
on your private Facebook? Just a status saying what you're
up to?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Why?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Because no one posts, hasn't posted, like, no one posts
statuses for the last like ten years. Oh really that stops. Yeah,
because it's just the thing you post with, like an
opinion or something.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Right, So if you just.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Posted pretty cold in Auckland today and then Jason Hoyd
is feeling cold or something, oh I'm cold face now
that I've had a shave. Yeah, yeah, just had a
shave man cold lips hashtag.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
But but my question is why, just to see how
much interaction it would get, because I haven't seen someone
do a status in years. I always forget too, of
course when you post on Instagram and stuff, and I
know it doesn't have to, but it goes to Facebook
as well.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
On your story, yeah, yours doesn does. He doesn't set
up obviously at some pointimes.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Sometimes I remember to go, oh, that's right, I'll shut
that one off.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah right, I'm on Facebook, and then I and then
I see at the top it's like your friend's stories
and it's a story of me. Jase has taken in
the Cordy Lounge without tagging me in it. So I
don't even know that this is out there, and it's
him just being oh caze, he's a bit tired, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Hoo? Yeah? So why is this on Facebook? Good content?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Very good content?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Really, And you've got to work till what time tonight?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Man, late man, because you'll leave here at seven years
and so you're gonna be out there like eight.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I think I think the Rappers midnight, right, it maybe
a bit later.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I think it's going to be a bit later. I
think it'll give me one of the lines of dialogue. No, no,
I can't not even one. No, learned it? Yeah? One line?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
In the liners it with Shane Shane was the killer?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Okay night there really good wow.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
So obviously at some point in that episode you say
good night to someone, Well, it's either he's saying good
night or somebody's asked in what time of day somebody
was killed and he says night.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
In which case delivery easy. Now we don't know, we
don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
We just don't know who was it though? In this
episode was a you that killed the person.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Let's not be having this conversation. I don't what my
agent sertenly getting in touch with me. Yeah, busting my balls.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's good promo, man, check it out. It's you.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I don't even know you can say that at the moment.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You didn't take any of those hints, did you during
that conversation. I can't even say why you can't be
on acting stuff me? Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I'm serious? Right?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Well the pugs to beat that out? There was at
the thirty second nine minutes thirty Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, yeah, that out. I'm also sure it's fine.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Well, what I'll do is I'll say another show now,
just to throw them off the set.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Short Street Country calendar. Nice.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
God, just added massively to my stress. Now there's a
there's a program for today show fellows if you want it.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
How many cheese chocolate? How many scenes have you got? Man?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
One cool.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Today?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Listen to Hadarky fort or seven every weekday and you'll
hear the hducky Big show.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Just check it out. It's bloody good.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Don't
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