FULL SHOW: Taste of Jase

On today's show, Jase has a huge realisation about his marriage, Mike's daughter's got a sweet tooth, and Keyzie's tired of making his house a show room.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day by five Barista,
make coffees and give the sixth free. No catch, just
use their coffee card. Welcome, This is big, big show,
really big well Jason Hights, my Mike and Keisy.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I kid, you're mad Barsid's great to have your company
this thusday afternoon, the twenty fifth of July twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night and.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Day.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, Moggie is stelling your Greek at Donnis, your statue
of a manhouse life.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Can't pretty grass. You're mad dog your sixth son of
a b Yeah Thursday Man took all to get here. Yeah,
but glad to be here now and just today. I
mean we get to do today and tomorrow. So you're
pretty thrilled to see how we going. I know we've
got a bloody huge show.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Today, massive show.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I always sort of view Thursday as the precipice day,
on the precipice of the weekend, and we're not far away.
We just sort to get through Thursday and then it's Friday.
Keasy your mad Barstard Hell's Live.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm pretty sleepy today. I don't know why you're sleeping
Joe as well, a bit dowey eyed. I have to
see you say that every day though. Yeah, it's hard
to tell if I actually am a bit green around
the gills or not.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Is it because you just scoffed the massive pie and
you're having that after lunch kind of doziness?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I don't know, because that's pretty much my bread and butter.
Yeah yeah, eating a pie. Yeah, usually I can power
through it. But maybe maybe if I just take the
next ten or so minutes off and you guys just
run things, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yeah, it's no worries, man, All good, All good, You
look good? Yeah, thanks man, you do actually is anything in.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Particular the whole package?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
You're doing your best to make that hat.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
As filthy as everything else. It is amazing how quickly
it's gone from a brand you had to quite filthy.
He's all over it.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Well, because you know this is what I do when
I wake up in the morning. The first thing I
do is put my head on.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I'm surprised you take it off.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, yeah, sometimes I don't. Sometimes I sleep in it
as well, you know what I mean. But you're right, fellas,
it is going to be a massive show. For one thing,
I've had a massive revelation after being with my wife
for twenty six years.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
And Keesy, speaking.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Of wives, you're a bit outraged about some of your
wife No, no.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Not our age.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
But I had a revelation, Yeah, revelation to twelve years
of being together. I thought you were disgusted. No, no, no,
that was Jason. Yeah, and Mogi you were saying you
were absolutely filthy with your wife for something.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
I just don't know how. She makes me love it
even more every day. That makes me really angry.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah whatever, I.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Just don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Actually gets more and more beautiful every day, fellows. But
that's my cross to beer, I guess.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Yeah whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Also, of course your chance to get in the draw
for would you rather either Bathhurst or the NRL Grand Final.
Let's have a few Chunes, fellows. But a wheezer?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
What a rubber? Three four eight three? By the way, yeah,
what are you have to use the ring? What are
you wearing?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
The hoed Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy is indeed.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Guns Rose is there on the Radio hod Ache Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon, thirteen minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I just want to remind the listeners.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Out there too of the talkback situation that we have.
You can go on your iHeartRadio app, and on that
app is a little microphone that you can push and
send us messages directly to the studio a Fellers.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
That's right. Voice messages you record yourself, We get them
here and then we can play them out on are
provided they don't feature too much filth. I know you don't.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Yeah, in fact, I enjoy a bit of filth.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Speaking of philth. Actually, I've got something that's really bugging me, Fellas,
have it been bugging you? Yes, yes, I'm bugging.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Incidentally, was that us singing in that it's been bugging me?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
You can't tell you.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I'm pretty sure it's us and Jordan Luck right, yeah, yeah,
So you does this happened with you? Guys? You find
out someone's coming over to your house, so I think
we have discussed this. So you make out as though
your house is a showroom at all times by cleaning
it to an inch of its life. Yes you do that? No?

Speaker 5 (04:11):
You just said yes, Well no, I mean yes, I
know what you mean.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
People clean their houses toward an inch of their lives,
trying to create a false impression that that's how they
live all the time.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
That's right, Mike, do you do that? Yeah? So, And
to be fair, we like to live in a tidy
house most of the time anyway. But it'll just be
the extra little five percent we have to do if
we find out someone's coming over. Sure. Now, after the
show last night, I got a phone call saying one
of Lucy's friends was coming up last minute from christ
Chan Stations, Panic Stations. We've got to pick her up
from the airport at nine o'clock. No, so stop you're there, which,

(04:43):
by the way, I'm totally fine with not because they
do the same for us down a christ Hitch all
the time, and.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
They could have given you a bit more notice.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Surely it was an emergency, come on, Jason, sorry, man,
come on man. And so we had about an hour
to sort of tidy the place up to the level
of like showroom and the stuff that I was asked
to do. I did it, obviously, but I was just like,
is this ridiculous or is this not ridiculous. So first
of all, there was a frying pan and two chopping

(05:10):
boards drying on the drying rack in the kitchen right
next to the sink. Do I have to put those away? Right?
We don't want the guests to know that we used
a frying pan and a chopping board, right, m yeah,
that would be going away.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
I hate I hate a drip dry because to me,
it means your kitchen is never clean. It's always dirty
because you've either got the dishes sitting on one side
or the other to the naked eye. The eye doesn't
know whether those dishes are clean or dirty. As just
I hate that.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
You hate that. So the way it works in our house,
just so you know, I watched the dishes drip dry.
There's usually three things, frying pan and a cut board overnight,
next morning put them away. So that's fine. Those have
to go because we don't want the guests to know
that we use a frying pan. I agree, okay, So
I'll put a technixt to that one, Jase, you don't care.
You live in filth anyway. So the next one is
we have a closed rack, yes, which is in our

(05:59):
little sun room you enter now in winter it takes
ages to dry stuff and we don't have a dryer,
so we had socks and stuff on there. Nothing major.
We had to take that and movies. Yes, my neckers
were on there.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
We had, yes, but just yours.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
You're just mine. We're not allow to max apparently, Am
you serious? Yeah, Jasob serious. So we had to take
that clothes wreck and put it in the garage so
that people don't know that we dry our clothes. So
that would you do the same, That would be the
same thing that would happen at my house, right, Okay?
Nah ah? What about this one here? Really got my.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Goat deep inside?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Sure, grind it, grind it up and put it back inside. Yeah,
did and inside you got there.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
I had to take out the rubbish bins, right, We've
got a recycling bin and a rubbish bin under the
sink hidden away. They were half full. I had to
take those out and put fresh ones in because we
don't want the guests to know that we've got rubbish.
Fresh ones in like fresh paper bags that we use.
So I had to it was half for I had
to take it out, put it in the burns out
the back, put in fresh ones so that the guests

(07:04):
didn't see what rubbish we'd used.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nah see, I mean it's in a
way yeah, I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
It probably wouldn't have it at my house, but I
can see the thinking.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Right, Yeah, was there any throw cushion action there?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Keysy, Well, yeah, We've got six throw cushions and you
have to put three on one corner of the couch,
three on the other, and you have to karate chop
them in the middle so that they have little ears. Yeah.
So I had to do that and had to fold
the throw blanket up and put that in the middle.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Here's the thing, fellas you know, and I can relate
to what you're both saying. To be fair, we've had
three or four people say to us what I love
about your house, And I don't know if it's a
compliment or an insult. They say, what I love about
your house is it feels.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Like a home.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I describe your house as it feels lived in, lived in.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Thank you, Morgan.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
We've had a few people say that to us because
we are My wife's.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Kind of messy.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Wow. She's kind of messy wow. And I'm quite tired.
I don't even off that wow.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
But you know, I'm kind of loose and I'm Lucy Goosey.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
You're a shambles.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, I said the front easy, geez, what are the
punters out there think? Do you clean your houses toward
an inch of their lives?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Of our guests coming over fifty nine day vouchers to
give away. She also made me take my dillies out
of the sink. Oh yeah, what the hell?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, no, that's a step too far.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Radio Hodarchy You.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yes, indeed, And someone's just texted in on three four
eight three and they and they've asked, what are the
actual prizes here?

Speaker 5 (08:48):
What do we win if we actually seed?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
But someone takes that question in last yesterday.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
So I think you need to get it out there easy.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
I think the problem is we're not We're not sort
of sitting there. That for me because I sort of here,
you know a bit of bathroost chair, but of the
n r L. But what exactly are the details? Because
they need details, they need to know what the details.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's a really good shout out. Yeah, So you can
either win Mogi. The listeners who heard the cutter call
then called on eight hundred Hodak, you can either win
four nights on Mount Panorama watching the Bathurst one thousand
flights in accommodation included, or the rugby league weekend of
your life, the NRL Grand Final races on the set,
do your pre match cruise of the game on the site?

(09:28):
Lights and accommodation.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Can I just clarify though there with the admin there easy?
You're not staying four nights on Mount Panorama, Jays the accommodation.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
And my accommodation.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
It is?

Speaker 5 (09:43):
So they're in a tent on Mount Panorama.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Is that it's a pretty amazing experience sleeping in the pits.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay, that's that's even better? Good a Josh you or
your mad bastard? How's life?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Oh? Grouse? Mate? Grouse? Good on you mateo on you mate?

Speaker 5 (09:58):
What do you do for a crash? Josh sure?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'm a backbone specialist?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Ye backbone? All right, Joshua? What are you going for
in our Grand Final? Or batheist?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
I'll chuck you across to old Bugsn in the studio
B and he'll look after you.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Awesome, thanks, mate?

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Is the dam on your mad barset? How's life?

Speaker 6 (10:24):
Good?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (10:24):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah? Good?

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Thanks?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (10:26):
What do you do for a crust.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I'm a jeweler.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Really backbone are you bone? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Good money and jewelry there, damon.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, it's not too bad I have. It's been a
lifelong career. So are we talking handmade stuff? Damon? All
that three D printed stuff?

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Well over on our website DM jewelry dot co dot
we go jewelry bethist in our mate, definitely Bathist.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
And then Pugs, we'll look after you quick before he
plugs another business.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
And finally, Chris, how's life really good?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Thanks? Jase? Oh sorry, Chris on the phone, Sorry Chris, sorry, mate?
How are you? Oh good? Good?

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Good?

Speaker 3 (11:12):
First time?

Speaker 5 (11:13):
I like it?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:14):
It is it just Chris? Or is it Christopher? Just
Christopher to my mother, but everyone else called me Chris?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, yeah nice.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
What do you do for a bat moment? Chris, I'm
civil engineer.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Oh yeah, I just use my speah. Yeah, we'll yell cruss.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, good stuff, all right, Chris, bad first or the
n r L Grand Final.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
It's got to be the n r L, of course
it does. All Chris is love. Then l you're in
the drawer, Chris, we'll hand you over to Pugs. All right.
Speaking of chriss Jase, and I'm not joking. You do
have a bit of pie crust just below you? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Have you not got a would you rather for uskey?

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Well, you've been dissing them, so I stopped.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Do you want now?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
I'm ok? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (12:02):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Would you rather only be able to get about using
roller blades or on skis? Ah? God, it's a share
of that one, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah, it's it's not even worthy.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Which one would you do? Though? Roller blades? Rollerblades? Jason? Oh,
my ankles are a bit dodgy in this scenario. You've
got the best ankles in the world. Brother, Okay, So
I've got the best ankles.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
I go skis.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's gonna ski everywhere.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
What the hohod Archy Big Show week days from four
on Radio hold Ark Foo Fighters.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
There on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show this Sursday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
The time is four forty eight.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Someone having a real go at us on the old
text machine there for l's three four A three.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
It's getting quite personal, isn't it. Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Isn't it?

Speaker 4 (12:47):
We might read those out after five? But people have
been sending in insults about us. And if you've got
any more about any of us. We've covered all three of.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Us as for that.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
No, no, okay, so we'll read some of those out
after five. Ah, got a bit of a question. I've
got to ask for your advice, not so much, you, kyzy,
but you can listen if you want.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
And chipping.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
I find it weird. So I've got you know, guys,
I've got a daughter, if I told you about that, Yes, she's.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Five years old, and I find it weird the way
other people treat her and treat her when you're around.
So I went to a cafe and this happens a lot,
not necessarily going to a cafe, but this thing here
I'm about to tell you. And you sit there and
you might order a fluffy for example, yes, which is

(13:33):
just hot milk. No, it's just the foam, it's a right, yeah,
no hot milk. That's another resue.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Keesy, don't get me started, right, And often the white
staff will just bowl up and they'll just say, oh,
would you like some chocolate or would you like some
jelly beans? Or would you like a chocolate fish? Or
would you like some marshmallows. But they're not asking me
as the parent, they're asking my five year old daughter. Yes,
and I can tell you the answer is always yes

(14:02):
and never say no to that. But it puts you
in an awkward position as a parent. And some people
out there we listening to me thinking what a suky lalah.
But for us, we don't like giving our kid sweet
stuff because then she absolutely maxes out and then ends
up in attentrum on the floor when she recovers from
the sugar crash. So what would prefer is that if

(14:22):
people of white stuff or whoever asked us as a
parent and then we made the call.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Sure they don't they ask it directly? What's your vibe
on that? Yes?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
No, I think are they going to do that? They
should ask the parents first and quietly and gently thank you.
Quite quite often they don't even ask no, you know
what I mean. They'll just that'll just be on the fluffy,
you know what. It'll be a fluffy with marshmallows all
over it sort of thing. My girls love that stuff.
Oh yeah, they loved it.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
And it's an amazing thing to watch because you.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Can see you can see the addiction right, yes, because
you know that she is super addictive. But you can
see yourself in the cab, except instead of Siggi's and
bears and whatever else you might be able to think of.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
It's sugar, man, well, and they love.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
The other issue is this, of course, is that if
they go to a cafe and they don't get that,
they go, where's my marshmallow?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
You know what I meant, expectations.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
I need my marshmallow.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah it's so sweet.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah, come on, man, absolutely jonesing for the sweet stuff.
But yeah, I do find it interesting. But I know
there's probably people out there that just think, oh, I
I don't care how much I don't care what you
feed my kid up.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
What would what would often happen with our girls is
they go to the grandparents and the grandparents feed them
up with sugar and they just be like a sack
full of sugar, and then they get them all hyped
up and then they drop them off again. That's why,
you know, you know how people talk about I love
being a grandparent, because they get back on their kids.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
It's disgraced.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
They they pump them up with sugar, they get them
hyped up, they get them freaking out, and then they
drop them back home.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
My mother turns up for a holiday and she comes
with a suitcase full of chocolate. Yeah, she never you
know what she told me that she used to do
when we were kids. If she had chocolate, she would
go to the toilet and lock the doors and she
would eat the chocolate in the air so that we
wouldn't get any.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Birosmith there on the radio. Holdankee Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
Plenty going on after five o'clock, including a double pass
giveaway to one of the greatest rock bands in the world.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
That's right, that coming to New Zealand and that after five.
It's really exciting, isn't it. Are we announcing that? I
think breaking news, breaking news, Yeah, after five apparently no
one knows about it, and we're announcing it.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
One of my favorite bands, yeah when I was when
I was grown up.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Man, hugely instrumental and you know many rock bands today
their success and their inspiration to this band.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I'd say so, so that's going to be huge. I've
been married for twenty six years fellas and I had
a shocking revelation, oh sorry, shocking revelation over the weekend
which I want to have a little bit of a
chat about and of course would you rather your chance
to get in the jaw again?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah? So much coming about through five guys.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Welcome back to you as a backbones hope your Thursday
is going along very nicely. Indeed you're listening to the
Big Show brought to you by Night.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Day.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Hey, olympicause has already started. Fellas the old football there
Portugal versus Japan. Well, no, not Portugal someone, No, it's
not you see it's some team, but Japan up by three? Okay, yeah, yeah,
what else did they do? What else is coming up
before them?

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Rugby sevens started? Yeah, that started the New Zealand men.
They are already through to the quarterfinals.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Jason, Oh well.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
Okay, it's extraordinary. You were saying, what were you saying.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
To the skateboarding there at the Olympics. Yep, knuckle bone
break dancing by breakdancing, that's right, it's the skateboarding was
at the Tokyo Olympics. Right, breakdancings at the Olympics, because
it's massive in Paris. You don't like it?

Speaker 5 (18:30):
No, I don't.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well what I mean.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I can break dance, Don't get me wrong, I'm wicked
at it. But I'm just saying, just doesn't feel like
an Olympic kind of sport to me.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Why but I don't know, just pretty old fashioned. Beg yourself.
Come on, that's pretty people dancing gymnastics. No, well that's got,
you know, other things going on the front. Mate. What
about what's that coordinated swimming thing? When that's dancing? Yeah?
That is so good can be.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
We've got a campaign to bring the men's version of
that back because that was good eating viewing, oh viewing?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:10):
What the means synchronized swimming?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Yeah cool? I tell you what.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Looking forward to the Olympics and getting into that over
the weekend a breakdowancing, yeah, I'm not going to do that,
or the skateboarding and apparently surfing as well. What's that
about white stopping?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
So old fashioned me? What about if they did like
a video Games Olympics that would.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
That would get so deep inside my gate? I don't
know that I could control myself.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
What about if they get a rock that weighs about
three killows and they have to hold under their chin
and then they push it as far as I can.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
That's sort of like pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
That'd be awesome.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
They get it, found it right around disk and you
throw that as far as you can, but you don't
do that anywhere else in your life.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
That'd be so good.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
What about if you like get some people they do
like a big run up and then they do a
hop and then another hop and then they jump into
some sand. That sounds awesome. What if there's like a
guy sprinting and then he throws like a stick really.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Fat, That is awesome?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
So good? Hey, Hey, Speaking of which, here's.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Guerrillas the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keisy.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Red Hot Chili Peppers there on the radio Adaki Big
Show this Thursday evening.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
So good man, you love I'm good you sure men?
Dopey you are? You're sort of like, yeah, no, I'm
not as sharp as I usually. Why do you think
that is? I think it's because my mind is on
beer Vana, which is happening in a month's time down
in a Wellington. And I was gonna say down in August,

(20:46):
in August, yeah, twenty third, twenty fourth of August. It
is happening again at Sky Sports Stadium. It is presented
by lecland if you would like tickets for you and
to make to get down there, get amongst the you
take your pick of the three hundred different beers that
will be on offer Hodaki dot co dot insa that
includes accommodation as well tickets to the gig and of
course flights.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
And you just go. You love it down there, don't you, Keysy,
You just go from stall to stare.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah, that's the general idea.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Yeah, you can try them out. It's like your nirvana,
it's like your your.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Paradise, sure is Jason?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, hey, fellas, I had a shocking revelation over the weekend.
As you know, I've been married and happily so for
many many years, Maggie.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
How many is it? Twenty six?

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Thanks man, thank you twenty six years.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
And in that time.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
It's always been my belief that we share the same
tastes and I think my wife feels the same way.
And what I mean by that is we like the
same things.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Does she like filthy caps as well?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Does she like cheeseballs?

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Like we just settle down.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
That we have the same tastes and things, you know,
like houses and things like that. And recently, as you recall,
we got our fireplace taken out, so there's a big
gaping hole in the corner of our lounge now, and
just our lounge in general, and our sun little sun lounge.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Because you've got two lounges, needs a bit of shushing up,
you know what I'm saying, Mogi. And so we were in, Hey,
let's go.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
I ask you, yes, whose idea was it? The shushing up? Mine?
Ha ha, you little.

Speaker 8 (22:29):
And so I said, I suggested to my wife that
we go. God, I suggested to my wife that we
go shopping, you know, and not in your sort of
Bunnings and all that sort of crap, because that's just
all boring stuff antiques.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
And things like that. She said, that's a really nice idea.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Unfortunately, we don't have the markets like you have in Europe.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
You know.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I watched a lot of antique shows and they have
these great old mark kits. Well you can just we
don't really have that, so you just have to go
to sort of pokey antique shops. And I saw some
stuff that I really loved, for example, Tiffany lamps. You
know what, Tiffany lamps are fellows.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
They're like the big I've seen them. They've got like
an overhanging mushroom shape. Yes, And it's made with different
panes of different colors of glass.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Yeah, yeah, which I think is really lovely.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
And I went into one antique shop and there were
four of the bastards. I went there were four of
the bastards there, and I went, wow, these are beautiful.
And I said to my wife, what do you think
of those? And she said, are you serious?

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Wow? And I went, well, yes, I am serious. What's
wrong with those? And she said, I can't believe you
like those?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
They are so ugly. For the record, I quite like
Tiffany lamps. Yeah, thanks man. That classic.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
I'm actually quite relieved to hear that. I talked to
my daughter about it. She thought it was the most
hysterically funny things he's ever heard. I like Japanese art fellas,
particularly nudes.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yes, nudes. I love my art.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yeah. I like my walls to be covered in art.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
I'm a very big fan of your your friend, the
photographer Richards.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
For example.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
I got and some other New Zealand artists and I.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Found his name is Dick Thirsty.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Also also, you know, like all these beautiful Japanese nudes.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
He was like, are you serious far out?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
And I was like, yeah, man, I'm totally serious that
this is my kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
So are you trying to figure out who's got the
bitter taste or who's actually got good taste? Are you
worried that you have bad taste?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Well, I'm just shocked that she thinks my taste is
so terrible and that I thought we had the same
tastes and everything.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Right, we should we do something to maybe figure out
whether or not you've actually got good taste.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Sure, man, what in the next break you in?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
That's a good idea. Did you feel right at home
at the antique store? Well, I just mean like I
love the men.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Yeah, I do like antique stores because a lot of
things and antique stores have got you know, dust all
over them.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
You've got Deandra all over your shoulders.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
The Whodiking being shown podcast.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
The Cult there on the radio Hodankee Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time was twenty four minutes past five o'clock.
We were talking in the previous voice break about how,
after twenty six years of marriage, my wife and I realize.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
That we have very different taste and interior design.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yes, and it's amazing to me that it's taking us
twenty six years to figure that out.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Well, you know, you've probably been tricked and guess lit
because the same thing happens to me. You know, I
bought some mart last week and my wife said, oh
my god, that's going to look so good at your office.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
I love that so good. So she's complimenting me and
at the same time just guiding me out of the
house so she doesn't have to look at it. Yeah,
my wife says, you can put that up in your
in your garage.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yeah, yeah, your man exactly cool.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
The best one when was my wife sent me a
photo of a piece of art. She said, what do
you think about that? I said, I hate it? And
now it's in our lounge. Yes, a huge piece.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yes, I actually think this is quite an issue. Actually
it is for men and women, you know, the different tastes,
because I've heard that story a lot.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
So what we're going to try to do now is
figure out whether it's Jason has bad taste or his wife. Okay,
you will do that by you designing your dream lounge.
All right, Okay, how hot here it is. Okay, I'll
ask you the question.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Yeah, okay, sure.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
First of all, do you want wallpaper or paint? And
what color paint? Okay?

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Um, and I would go bay leaf.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
It's a green, yes, like your kitchen.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Or Maurice wallpaper? Oh Morris, I like wallpaper okay, okay,
but yeah now I like all lock in bay leaf green?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yes? Painted? What kind of flooring do you want carpet
or do you want like wooden floor?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I want wooden, shiny floors with lovely afghan rugs.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
For me, I'll have no rugs. The floor will be mirrors.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Right. Okay, So actually that's my next question. Are you
running a rug?

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Yes? I thought so, several rugs.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
It looks so unnaturally.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Now it does amazed. Actually, you guys haven't cottoned onto
that earlier?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Right? Hey?

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Cap? You wonder why I wear a cap?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Next question, do the curtains match the rug?

Speaker 5 (27:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Curtains? Yes? Right? Blind?

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Blind blind?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Right? Okay? Yeah? Fireplace?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Well no, because we just got it.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
This is your dream. Absolutely, isn't that interesting? You ripped
it out, you put a heat pumping, but in your
dream lounge you'd have a fireplace. Yes, that's really sad.
Would you have TV?

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Mounted? Yes? Yeah? What a tree?

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Have you got it on a cabinet at the moment?

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yes? Would you have any artwork?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
My walls are covered and out nudes, right, Japanese New
Zealand photographers dust dust?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Have you got any of Dick Thurston stuff? I'm a
big fan of deck I thought so. And you're running
a rug. Would you have some fature like seats and
neck couches? Well?

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Absolutely, two couches, dark leather.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Oh, now tell me about that, because i'd I always
go for an L shape.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
I need to be able to lie down.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
No.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
No, you're sitting up on your couch, are you?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Well, no, you can have a long couch, but I
wouldn't have an L shaped couch. I'd have two separate couches.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Right right. Would you have any lamps?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yes, Tiffany lamps in one corner and a Tiffany lamp
on another corner.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
You don't need two couches now because your wife's left you?

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Uh six wing?

Speaker 5 (28:48):
No bedroom?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Right?

Speaker 5 (28:50):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:51):
No, no, it would be in the bedroom. Right, I say,
you get rid of the need for a bedroom. Put
the six wing on the lamp.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Well, what I could do is put a hook up
so that I.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Could use it in Oh that's yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
And would you have like a man because it's quite handy,
especially when there's test cricket on.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Sure, You've got to be flexible with the sex wing totally.
So you put all that together and you can envisage
what I think is a pretty gross looking lounge. But
it's got Jas written all over it, man, it does.
It's nice to know that he is running a rug
as well. I've been wondering that for agents.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Are you are you signing with my wife?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Gezy? Is that what you're saying? I always yeah, I'm
definitely sidling with your wife.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
I love the sound of it, Jas, thank you man,
all of it, all of it. I love all the
wolves covered an art, yes, and I love the fire.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
I don't know about the blinds. I prefer a very
heavy drape.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Okay, I'm open to that.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Okay, all right, we'll work on that.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Have you danger there on the radio Hodaki Big Show? Yes,
I've never heard it before. That is a ripper, man,
It's absolutely cracky.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
They it's absolutely crackers. But wait, this is breaking news.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Is there any slow on the uptack?

Speaker 4 (30:16):
You should just say just waits, guys, we're all on
the same team here.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
There is breaking news though there is. One of the
greatest rock bands in the history of music is coming
to altod Or. All right, two shows, one in Auckland
one and Wellington, presented by Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
And what a boon for us, by the way, huge boon.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
This is one of the greatest thing kduk He's ever
pulled off. I reckon, we've pulled off a lot.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
If you would like tickets to go and see this
particular band in either Wellington or Auckland, call now on
eight hundred Hadarky. We are talking about the one the
only alien Ant Farm, absolutely huge band.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
When I was growing up, I think it was mid
twenties when they came out and I had somehow managed
to get the album and they had a few that
their first album is great.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
I love it. Anthology. Yeah, that's word ever mind for me.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
And so the first single they released was Movies and
it just disappeared off the face of the earth. Right,
did absolutely nothing, never charted, did nothing. Then they did
smooth Criminal the cover of Smooth Criminal, Huge Smash Hit.
Did they cover that? I thought it was absolutely huge
smash Hat. Then they re released movies Huge Hit, Huge

(31:37):
Smash Hit after that, but Smooth Criminal was the one
that put them on the mat. I remember seeing an
interview with the lead singer and him saying, look, we're
just gonna do this album and then we're going to
take a break because we are everywhere at the moment,
so we're going to take a break because we don't
want people to get sick of us, and then we'll
come back later. And that was the last I ever
heard of them. But that first album is a ripper.

(31:59):
There was a second album called.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
True ant Truant.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yeah, that's right, true what I've done, you see, that's
all their album covers.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Fantastic like that. I do like that and just want
to reiterate that. For me, they are one of the
greatest bands, bit harder, better than the Beatles. Beatles probably
three Stones Stones are second for me, Pearl Jam probably fourth,
maybe fifth.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Pearl Jam second for me, But yeah, yeah I would
if you haven't listened to that, that fiercely album. She's
a gym in a couple of Crackers on the second
album as well.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Brian, your mad Barstard? How's life there?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Not too bad? Yeah? Good on?

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Your good on you mate. Yeah, you're a fan of
the band, obviously.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Yeah. The greatest rock band that's ever existed.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Well, I think so. I don't think that's overstating it.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I mean, I see there, I see there, Brian, you're
in Auckland till you go to the Auckland gig.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, it's the one brother.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Yeah, well, I'll tell you what those tickets are yours?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Man? Oh, you're top.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
No worries.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Stay on the line, Brian and Pugs in studio b
We'll look after you.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Hey, we've got Mike on the line. Mike. Howre you going?

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Hey on?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Good? Thanks? Oh that's good Mike. I see that you're
from Pyra or mate. You up for a journey down
to Wellington?

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Oh mate, if I hate Yeah, I see them down
in Wellington, absolutely closer.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Made I go to Wellington for them.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Well, we just gave away the Auckland pass, so you're
going to have to take the the Wellington one. Is
that all? Good? Man? Hey, I'm there all day mate, bloody,
Oh he's there. All day. All right, Mike, you's down
on the line. Pug's on a hook you up, mate.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah good. I'm just trying to think where Pyro is.
That's quite a way.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
It's a long way.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
That's a long way.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
This has got trade meet resale written all over it.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Quite possibly, yeah, quite possibly. I'll be keen for that, man,
I'll take those tickets off you. Jace. Pyraw.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
I don't know where it is.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
I know antique store heaven. Oh yeah, there is about
fifteen on the main strip.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Actually, that's true.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
A that's where you find all those good little antees
in small town New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
But Pyrow is like New Zealand's capital of antique stores.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
In fact, I think we stopped there last summer in
that area and there's about fifty of them. What fifteen, yeah,
fifty fifty. I might say to my wife, let's go
to Pyrow this weekend.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Did get some Tiffany lamps? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I told her that you fellas like Tiffany lamps, And
she said they're taking the pass.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Grow up by the way. This is alien ant farm
Glow aka the best song ever written from the greatest
rock band in history, The.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Whole Archy big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keys.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Indeed the Killers there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
The time is five forty eight.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
We've got some people absolutely fizzing here on the text
one three four eight three all about the times that
they've caught up with various members of the band. We've
only got time to read one out. I once bummed
into the drummer from alien Ant Farming a barred toilet
when they came to play in Auckland. He showed everyone
in the bathroom how we could stick a plastic straw
and as urethra.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
What a night. That's amazing. That is actually amazing. It
is amazing to do that and then go play glow
on stage. Pretty crazy. By the way, Hudak dot co
dot nz in for more and find those two concerts
that are happening.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
That would be quite.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Yeah. But anyway, I've got some breaking news we do.
This is breaking news.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
That gave me a bit of that up.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
That's right, it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
It just feels weird to say breaking news and then
play breaking news totally, you know.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
What I mean? What's the news, Jase?

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Well, apparently there's a new show coming out.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
There's a show it's already started. It's on Radio Hodarchy
and it features our very own Pugs. Hey, guys, how's
it going? Good Man? Really good man?

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Great show so far. Thanks loving it from studio being.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Play Pugs this music.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Please keep what you're doing. What's breaking news? You see?

Speaker 5 (35:53):
We're gone beyond that now, Pugs.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Tell us about your your new show man. Oh look,
it's not really. I mean, yes, it's a show.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
It's just a Sunday morning there with myself and I
like to, obviously, being your producer, plug the show as
much as I can. So I've caught it the Big
Show Omnibus.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Actually there's some imaging here. Do you want to get
around this film? It's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
It's a big show, Omnibus. How good is that? So
I play that at about six o'clock in the morning
on us. I literally just said to Premuse, I was like, hey, listen,
I play a lot of best bits of the Big
Show on on my shift. There should we get some
image imaging going? And that's what he came up with.
Just out the gate.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
It's had a lot of work on it. Someone's really
worked really.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Hard on it.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Sounds sounds really polished, and someone's just taking ages on it.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Cheers man, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So then what's the
deal do you want us to like feature? Maybe we'll
take turns and pop in a big show on about
the show as it is. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
Well, at the moment, I just pop in there on
a Sunday morning pretty early, and you know, I every
day we do the show, I take a bit from
the show that I think deserves to be reheard by
the people.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with that affecting our
podcast numbers.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
But also I'm thinking, if you're doing that, would be
good to have one of us from the team come
in and just chat about.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
It, or even just pick which bit do you think
was Yeah, that's good, that's good. I don't mind doing that.
I could be the guy that does that.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Well, yeah, that'll be good.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Actually, well you get here.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
At six, well a bit before six before it starts,
well here at six, I mean.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
And then I can stay through it all ten is it? Ten? Tens? Tens?
When I finish up?

Speaker 6 (37:46):
Yeah, I mean, look, I'd love to have you guys
pop in every now and then for a chat, not
every now and then, every Sunday, yeahday Sunday morning.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Did you co host it with son Keezy? Yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
It's called the Big Show omnibus to Show.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
You're right, you've gone into the trouble of making the name.
So why don't we come and we'll co host it? Pugs.
You can operate in Studio B. There you can do
ye and you get best bits of our show and
then we'll sort of throw to them and talk about
why they were so great. Yeah. I mean, that's pretty
much what I'm doing. But I just.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yeah, you can do that from Studio B though.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Actually, do we even need Pegs because you could probably
do everything because we don't have callers or anything.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Why aren't you ever sleeping on the weekend? Brother?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
So hard Kezy can run it and you and I
will turn up every now and on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Casey, why don't you do it?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Okay, but hey, we'll take the weekend off. I reckon,
big round of applause for Pugs.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Yeah, No, look forward to hearing you guys on it.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Have you hear this? Chune? Huh? Actually someone's calling through.
You can nothing. I'll just pass off the studio beach shower.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
The Hurichy being Shown podcast The Dudes Dude on the
Radio Honaki Big Show this.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
You all right, what's going on? What do you mean?
I'm just sitting here quietly.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
You were rolling.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
It's because the reason I roll my eyes is not
because you said the dudes because that was funny. It's
because I knew you'd both be looking at me waiting
for me to go, yeah, as good fellas. It was great.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
By the way, I remember that man, Hey Peg Sam
put that in your omnibus on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Brother, I'll do it. That'll be me doing it. It's
coming up after sex. By the way, another chance for
you to possibly get yourself in the drawer for either
Bathurst or the NRAL Grand Final weekend. Listen out for
Listen out for that cue. Call Dukey is the number
to call when you hear it.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Also, Mogi came into the office today just spouting about
a show he watched last night. So don't miss what's
on the TV with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
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Speaker 1 (40:06):
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Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
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I was in the room when it was recorded. A
f'ts your question?

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Yeah? It was a good one because it was just
talking about being busted by his wife for his latest addiction.
He's a week clipper V.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
I borrowed my wife's car and I had a little
Nippis iced coffee there on the way in which is
my habit, right, and then my wife was dry. She
went got her car, used to her car again today
and then when I went to get to my car,
there was a little Nippy's empty carp and sitting on
my cars.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
That passive aggressive.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
You know. And here's the thing, MOGI about that. This
is why I'm so outraged. Her car is an atrocious mess.
My car is immaculate. She had the audacity to put
that in my car.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah you know what I'm saying. Her car wreak of darts.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Nah, what did after I borrowed it yesterday?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I punched through them. What. I love your addictions because
the things that are just always a blast from the past.
So it was cheeseballs originally still cheese balls sometimes same
here to be fair. And now Nippy's Iced coffee. How
long has that been around?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
That's been going on, if I'm being honest, for about
six months.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Have you been keeping that to yourself? Have you?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah? Yeah, lot, I'm a sucker for a Nippy's ice
coffee and it's and I stop even when I don't
need petrol to get one on the.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Way into work.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I've never had one, Buddy, great because they're quite an
old product, right, They've been around for years, I assume.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, and the little cart in there
so good. Hey Nippys are listening, Send me a big
wad will you?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Oh yeah, a big wadg of nippis, a wadge of car,
a big dollop of milk. Keep listening here on that
Hackey big show. By the way, if you're interested in
going to Bathurst or the NRL Grand Final, because the
kutaicle for would you rather is going to be playing shortly.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Yeah, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
In the meantime, here's Metaba Cat.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kissy Radio hod Archy.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Would would you rather the n r L Grand Final
or bath first?

Speaker 8 (43:54):
Ben?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Your man?

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Bars at hour's life Ben?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Ben? Not bad? Not bad? Yourself? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 5 (44:01):
Thanks man?

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Good good?

Speaker 5 (44:02):
What do you do for a crass bean?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
A click of their selves? She said, yeah, you had
to dish the beats man.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Yeah, there used to be that fellow that you used
to deal with.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
What was that guy's name? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:24):
All right, Ben? What are you going with the NRL
or Baptist's the fellows? Fair enough? I thought you would.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
I'll check you over with a Bucks and Studio B
and he'll sort you out, all right, being good luck?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
I have to know how much in the dollar old
being charges? Actually so there's a haundred backs that you collect.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
How much has been it? You know what I'm saying,
Tracy House life good? Thanks and you Oh yeah, good,
thank you?

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Good keys. He's been a bit sort of what.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Hang on what it's just not quite you know what
I mean? We've all had days like it. Yeah, absolute, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
True, Tracy. What do you do for a crast?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
I'm in a manager?

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, a few lemons in your day.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Oh no, he's now listen, Tracy, what are you running
with your n r L Grand Final or bad first?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
You know going to be Oh yeah, I thought so.
That was the vibear I was getting.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Stand on the line and packs and studio B look
after you? All right, thank good stuff.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
You can't say I'm slow and you couldn't hear her
say good and you. She did sound like it was
one word, though I can understand. Yeah, yeah, hey, fellas,
would you rather not realize that you smell like poo?

Speaker 7 (45:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Man, this is a good one already. Yeah yeah, yeah,
not realize that you smell like poo? Or you can
always smell pooh but no one else can not realize.
So you'd rather that everyone else could smell you when
you stank but you couldn't smell it.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Right. It is a tough one, that one. It is tough. Yeah,
h what are you just because we're on the live radio.
I just thought maybe.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
I'd probably, I'd probably, It depends on bed the poos. Yeah,
and I'll go with Jase. Actually one whatever he said,
smell like pooh?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
He said, he.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Wants to smell like I want to smell like poo
as opposed to smelling that the whole day. How bad
you don't, how bad poos get you do?

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Steamers?

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Yeah, well imagine smelling Keshann steamers all day.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
But you don't mind that because they smell it's your own.
That's probably the hardest one we've had yet about you.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I'd probably be able to smell poo myself so that
I don't stink every where I go. Do you smell?
That's a good question if it is your own poo.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
If you if you're in the bath, you wafted them
up towards you.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Sorry, I think Jason is asking a different question. Mike,
you're trying to figure out that, would you rather weird?

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Yeah, I'm just segueing off the general premise.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Well, yeah, everybody does think I don't do yours though bath.
If you do that, I just cover my name. Sorry,
you guys both take baths. We burned in it.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Man, absolutely right, crash the old bulls together there for
as the.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
And Kizy Silmanella dub there on the radio. Hold Archy
Big Show this Thursday evening. Let's Talk TV shall we
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
Yeah, Yeah, that was pretty good.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Actually, that was really good.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
That was really good.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
My wife, My wife had never seen the movie Heat,
directed by Michael Mann, with one of the all time
great cast Al Pacino, Robert de Niero, Val Kilmer, Tom Sizemore,
John Voight, Natalie Portman. There's more unbelievable and more and more.

(48:35):
It is one of the greatest films ever made. Easy
top ten, easy, top ten. Just brilliant actors, really great
action sequences. I cannot recommend it highly enough. I think
it was on Disney. It's from the nineties, nineties. Yeah,
he's making a sequel to it now, Michael Man, which
will sort of ruin the memory of it. An old

(48:56):
just classic, magnificent stories, how just and having Pacno and
de Nio all, every single one of them, every little look,
every little turn, is just unbelievably great. Notoriously, Michael mandoz
around about eighty to one hundred takes per shot, which
would just be a massive, massive wound, especially when most

(49:19):
of his films are boring as hell.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
What else is he directed that would DeJoy me? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Last of the Mohicans black Hat. Yeah, a bunch of
especially in the later years, is just noble public enemies
with Johnny Depp, which was turgid, right.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I watched on Disney coincidentally last night, Mowgi because my
daughter was in town. We had to find something kind
of you know that you all agreed, I all agreed
upon you. That's a way of putting a keysy. And
it's really bizarre because my daughter, whenever she's come over
the last couple of years and we watch a movie together,

(49:58):
it always it's HILARI It's because my wife and my
daughter and I will be watching it and there's always.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Massive sex scenes.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
And it became a running joke with us that every
movie we watched together is just these and one of
them was like full on aggressive male love making. So
we went with a movie called Empire of Light with
the incredible Olivia Coleman.

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Let me just say this about her.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
I think she's a really good actor, no question, But
I just feel like she's a little bit overhyped.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
That's just my view.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
I think she's really good, but I don't think she's
that good as people sort of Yeah, she hears one
an oscar and she Hears a very good actress. It's
basically a story of a cinema and she works. She
works at the cinema, and she's got massive mental health issues.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
She's on lithium.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
She meets a guy who starts working at the cinema
and goes off the lithium, and of course it's sort
of crescendos. Were a kind of falling apart of the
main character because she's not taking her medication, and everything
imploding and exploding and then sort of healing itself again.
It's trying to be the feel good movie of the year.

(51:16):
It doesn't succeed.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
How many buzzies out of five? Two and a half? Busy? Wow? Ah,
he gets five busies. I need to watch he because
that's a classic. I've seen a lot about it, but
I've never seen it. I watched Highway Cops last night.
Oh yeah, how many buzzies out of five? Two? It's
just it's trying to be dog Squad. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
So so many shows are kiezy. Yeah, they just don't
have the narrators for it.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Kesey Queens of the Stone Age.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
There on the Radio Hodnkey Big Show this Tuesday evening. Hey, Mogy, Yeah, Bobe,
you were eating at the start of the show today
a really delicious pie.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
I mean the pace looked just top quality.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
What was that?

Speaker 4 (52:04):
There was a little steak and cheese number that one?
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I was and it
was it was delicious, Yes, but I found and look,
how many pieces of steak do you find it in
a steak and cheese pie?

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Well that's a good question.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Probably three four maybe if you're lucky. And one of
them was absolutely terrible. There was a real fatty, gristly basard.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
And then for the rest of the pie, I'm worried
that you're going to get a bit gristy and I'm
going to get another bit. Yeah, yeah, I went outside
of that. It was delicious. Sorry, is this beer and
pie July chat?

Speaker 5 (52:32):
I guess it is keesy all right?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Radio Hot Keys and Beer and Pie July.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
You were also eating a delicious pie today, keesy when
I arrived at work, which, to be Frank, is an
unusual that you're eating something when I arrived.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
What was that pie?

Speaker 3 (52:48):
There was chicken and vegetable Jase, and it was delicious.
I to be honest. I walked in there was a
selection of pies, and I thought, if I ate the
steak and cheese, Jase will come and complain that there's
no good flavors left over. So I left it and
had the chicken vegetable. It was amazing.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
I actually chicken and veg is my favorite flavor.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Well, I can see why. It was delicious.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Yeah, and it was it creamy keys.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
It was creamy, Jason.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Yeah, it was a real chicken in the keys.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Delicious big chunks that you can say. It was like
chicken breast. It was like chicken breast. It was breast,
like diced.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Up right, Okay. And it would be really weird to
have a whole breast in your pie.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yeah, you know, yeah, absolutely, that would be That would
be weird, Jason.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
You could have two breasts in your pie and make
it a bigger pie.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
That's true. It just depends on the size of the breast.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
That's true. That varies too, yes, doesn't it. I see
all sorts of different sized breasts. Sure, chickens.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Hey, if you guys, have you guys text pie of
three four eight three yet and into the.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Yeah we can't and you sorry, nobody's told you this,
but you don't qualify. You're not a looudly because you're
an employee of the company, so you can't win.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yeah, that seems like bollocks. Yeah, I feel like I
should be able to win any and ring the drawer, but.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
I've had plenty of pies and beersies though. Yeah, that's
how we win.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Yeah. By the way, if you do tixs pile to
three four eight three, get yourself in the drawer there,
fill out the form, tell us a flavor of pie
you'd like to see be put into production by by
Dad's Pies, and you can also win five thousand dollars.
I'll give you a couple of suggestions just to get
us underway. Here, Oh you going, how about this one? Okay?
Really as you are?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Man, come on, brother, here, come you know what there's man,
you can't stop thinking about those chicken brees.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Yeah, totally Rogan Josh Joe rogany.

Speaker 9 (54:37):
That already exists, Big show podcast, your great stuff.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Yeah, I reckon, what a show it's been, feelings one
of the old timers.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Man, Hey, punksn just replay that on the Omnibus on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Brother I'll do that.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
You have a sleep in Pugsan for the Omnibus on Sunday,
six o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
That's right at six o'clock every Sunday, the big show
Omnibus on Hodark.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
You're pretty good, So good man, what are your playing tonight?

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Maybe I've heard there's this fantastic new show out called
Time Bandits on Apple TV, so I probably watched that
brought to you by Jermaine Clement, Taykawa, Ted and Old Mogi.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Did you guys did you three work together on it? Oh? Yeah,
like wow, that's crazy three producers.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
I actually watched some of it last night that I
have the first episode last night, but I'll talked to
you about that tomorrow on What's on the Telly with
Old Mogi there.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
So good man, so good What are you up to
Keezy tonight? My wife is home and so wow?

Speaker 5 (55:46):
You so that with a tinge of disappointment and your
voice your.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
No, no, no. It's quite nice because we've actually been
busy most nights and we've been missing each other, like
should have something on that night, have something on the
next night, you know a bit, and so tonight we'll
just have dinner there and then watch something and she'll
get a bit early. Then I'll go online and play
play session with Pugsana.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
What do you think you'll be having for dinner?

Speaker 3 (56:06):
A couple of my other mates? Uh, I think I
got out sausages for something. I don't know what we're
having with them? Yeah, what do you? What do you?
I think it's a broccoli salad with sausages and keenwa
broccoli salad. Apparently there's a new thing where you make
the salad the hero of the dish, and then the
hero of the dish, that's right, and then the meat
is like the sidekick. Yeah. I don't like that either,

(56:29):
do I.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
We're having homemade fish and chips tonight the air front.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
I can't call you that, man. And also, how do
you make a fish's when I caught? Yeah? You is
that the one you caught? Steel in your car? What
a fish? What? So that'll be fun?

Speaker 5 (56:49):
And then I'm filming tomorrow morning early.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
You a good sleep, man? Same?

Speaker 5 (56:56):
I know I won't know you.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
What are the lines? Yeah? What are you feeling? Jeez?

Speaker 6 (57:03):
Man?

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Now I'm going to go home and try and convince
my wife to buy a Tiffany lamp.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
I've found a beauty.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
I'm shocked that you were shocked that I asked you
about the time that you caught a fish steel in
your car. It's shocking to me that they were shocking
to you.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Is it.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Let's just get out of here, all right.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
We'll see that up