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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ki your cat.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 3 (00:05):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Unchin into them four to seven every weekday on Radio Hadaki.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Thanks, Whosh, Hello, how are you going? I'm gonna be honest.
I've just started getting a running nose in the last
half an hour.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh, I saw you holding it and blowing. What was
that for?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I just have you heard your adenoids out?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Jase?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
You know I've had my adenoids out when I was
a kid.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
No, I know that you had travel with your adenoids.
I just didn't know if you've ever had them taken out.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
That's why they were taking out because I used to
get earaches every time I got a cold often.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Because you like when you swim, and stuff gets swimming swimmings.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Not every time though, right, So I figured out with
swimmers the I jump in, go for a swim, and
then constantly have to unlock my ears just to keep
the water out.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Sounding very blocked up to be for you the last.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Like ye hour half an hour, so running my nose
and I just running nose and just unblocked my ears
and one wouldn't unblocked.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Oh, it feels all like gunked up. So I'm just
we want to put your special ear plugs in. They
don't work.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
How I bought them for me, spent twenty bucks on them,
and they don't work.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I was told, actually by a doctor that I have
very small ear canals, right, But I've never had particular issues.
I've never had any real issues with my ears. Have
you had your adenoids out, Magie?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I don't think I even knew were I never even
heard the words until neither.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I didn't until I had kids, right, and a couple
of my girls have had their adenoids out, as has
my wife.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
What's grommitt sas?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
That's an American thing, you know what I mean? American
people that get it? Yeah? Does that? And loopis loopers? Yeah?
Americans are always banging on about loopers. Yeah they are.
Let's see what loopers is and what the New Zealand's equivalent.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I heard gromits and I was like, lupins. Is that
similar to adenoids?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Is what I thought?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
What was that? Yeah? It's all in that sort of area.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I think.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, but just wanting you I might have have my
first sick day of the year, hopefully not that I reckon.
It's one of those just one day affairs. I don't
think sleep. It's called loopers. One nine hundred New Zealanders
will suffer from loopers. It's an inflammatory condition which can
affect joints, muscles, and other parts of the body.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, I got that.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
A grommit is a tiny ventilation tube that are put
inside the air.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
So something I was going to say, I think gramots
are actually inserted into the air as opposed to doubt.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Jay's remembered what it was after you read out the.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I remember.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
As you were saying, and I could because one of
my girls I remember them saying, she's going to get
grommets put.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
In right, Yeah, and that's what man.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
So I don't think she had her adenoids out. I
think she got grand Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
It's it prevents a build up of fluid. That's they
are needed. If someone has a lot of ear and
fictions that have paused glue ear.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Have you got glue ear? Not at the moment, I
don't know. Have any cooties?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Do you ever have cooties as a kid, Keezy, you
don't have courties same.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You have to have minor surgery under general anesthetics.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Glue ear is where the middle part of the air
canal fills up with fluid.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I remember, God, it freaked the ship out of my
wife and I. Our daughter.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
She was about this is when she was getting them
put in, and she was They sedated her and she was,
you know, under anesthetic, just waiting for this, and my
wife and I were standing by the beard and my
daughter just suddenly sat bolt up right, and my wife
and I, I think both just went because it freaked
(03:54):
us out.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And then the nurse was like, oh, that's actually quite common.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
So she was unconscious.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
She was unconscious and she just sat bolt up right.
We just freakd the ship out, far out, good stuff.
And I was I was telling you fellas, you know
that my youngest got a tonsils out today.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Finally?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Was that today?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah? Finally? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
And so she's been on the laughing gas and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, she's seen a photo. She looked pretty steamed.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
That's like.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
My brother had surgery the other week and I called him.
He called me straight after the surgery, yeah, which is
classic in my family to call Cris as soon as
I wake up. And he could barely string a sentence.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Together went really well.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Apparently it's like, wait, you just wait a few hours
and then let me know.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Ye. So apparently the next week is going to be
a mere yeah really yes, but the long run will
be good.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
And they had a bit of an issue with a
breathing tube because their throats so rooted.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Really, yes, couldn't get it in there, right.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So it's it just popsicles and soup or like smoothies.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And this is the thing.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Apparently you can eat everything, because I was like, so
she going to be on like mushy food and icicles
and you know ice, yeah, and my wife said no, no,
Apparently that you got to avoid, like spicy food's.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Gonna say, guy fire tonight.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Then and then apparently what happens is after five or
six days massive scabs. You get massive scabs and then
they and then they fall off.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
But in the long run it be great though.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
But apparently you can you know, and not sharp food knives,
and that you don't be smashing doritos.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
She eats hazel nuts a whole what she eats them
whole right, with the pointy stuff on the outside, So
she'll have to avoid that.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Kenna the whole big show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy The Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Recently, Jason started going what instead of just going along
with it?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yes, I have even on here you do that. It's
disgraceful here, But you' getting to what what are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
She's swallowing almond's hole.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, hazelnuts, the really spiky ones. It was a joke,
sharp view. It wasn't a very good one, but you
should get.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
But it's the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
What are you experience? Was going to get.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I didn't realize that hazel nuts were spiky.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I didn't either.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I thought they were smooth.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Are they not the ones there?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Now you're thinking walnuts?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
In fact, hazel nuts are perfectly round.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yes, I'm thinking that's my what let me thinking?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
You're thinking walnuts keezy?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Hazel nuts are so smooth?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yes, exactly. The that's my confusion.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Walnuts are also, that's kind of they're pretty round.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
They look like a brain or a set of ball
or what.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Is the spiky thing?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I think they look like a kidney.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
The kidney you think, yeah, walnuts because they sort of
splay on the inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll give
you that.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Nuts sounds spiky either.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, I'm just I'm looking at the photo of chestnuts.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Anyway, the joke was perfect, well done.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Yeah, it was awesome.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
You should do that. You've got to see them gig
coming up, and I reckon you should somehow?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well really yeah, why, I don't know, I've just seen circumstances.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Oh really okay, low ticket sales. Yeah, I don't know
when is it, but I have seen that. Well, I
mean just sort of joke there, didn't mean it? Take it?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
What do you mean? What?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
What?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah? Well, has joke made sense? Keasy? It wasn't ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I got the nuts wrong, right.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, well exactly.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
So don't ever go at me for going what when
you name the smoothest nut on.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
The planets, the smoothest nuts on the planet, I do
for another lasering of my balls?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Actually, can you?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Because all that does is let me know that you've
got a light double going on down there.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
It's not even a stubble. It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, aren't they meant to? Just isn't that meant to?
Just not go back?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's right? Over time yet? Will Yeah? They adress you.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Know, I don't I haven't seen my balls and ages.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, that would be right, seriously, they're not the sort
of thing belt.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
There's not the sort of thing that you look at.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I see my balls them every day.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, you got big hangars, have your keys.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
No, I just don't have a giant bush like.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
It's I don't have exactly. No, you've got a massive bush.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I don't have a giant bush.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
But your idea of what a giant bush is you
wouldn't even know.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I could tell you. I'm not a very hairy person,
so but my I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
But if you have never shaved your balls, it is
going to be massively bushy.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I just had a vision of your guys pubs like
little tight runway.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I don't loop me in with him because he's clearly
running a very tidy operation. Yeah there is a bit,
but yeah, mine sort of in the middle. And you're
clearly you've got like a dot conservation area going.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
You've got like a Dolly the Sheep sort of situation
where if they found your balls up in the back country,
brought the Shrek. Yeah, Shrek the Sheep, and you've got
these massive balls, though they wouldn't be because it was
a thing with trick, wasn't it. When they shaved it
shaved it down. I was just a couple of tidy, tight,
little little rock secks there.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Hazel nuts.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, look, couple of.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I'm telling you I don't have a big bush.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Can we just settle at once and for all.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
I'm almost I'm almost tempted to go into Studio B
with protest too much. Ja, Then I don't have the
you know, I don't have the snail trail that so
many men have too.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You know, a snail trail.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Has more of a snail stampede.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
You know, that sort of pubic thing from the sort
of belly button down to Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I don't like that, but man, but you can't help
that if you've got that. You like that in a woman?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
No, I don't like that in a man.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I know you don't like that. And a man, but
that's a duce. You like it and a woman, Mike,
you just concentrate on his massive bush, right, But what
are you talking about the line that goes But that's
just people have got it.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, well that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I don't you don't like it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I'm not a hairy person.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, it's all in the bush area. Ye admitt that
you've got a giant bush like everyone's thinking it.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
If I had a giant bush, I wouldn't have an
issue admitting it.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I just don't.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I don't know. Man, this has got two strokes written
all over it. You starting out with two, then you
went to three, and then it was as required. Yeah see,
but that's all good.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
What do you do with your bush, keezy?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
What do I do?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You just trim it?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah, you just try and keep it.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
So basically, what do you go with? You going scissors
or you're using clippers?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
No, I've got some clippers.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, good on your mate. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Basically I care about my wife. Yeah, good on you,
And I don't want to hur have to chuck on
her backpack and go on a massive bush walk every
time we want to get intimate.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Well, when you pull your undies up and a big
afro comes out.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
You should get someone to come and do some tapulary.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Do I need to get that deleted?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
That pugs is never happened?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
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