FULL SHOW: Marbled Bolos

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
What's Night and Day?

Speaker 3 (00:02):
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Night and Day from just four dollars fifty. Don't fight it.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's time to oversize.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest feast.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
This is the biggest, our, biggest.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
Shot Big Show.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Jason Hoys, Mike Minoue and.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Kesy God get at your made bart. It's great to
have your company this Wednesday afternoon, the thirty first of
July twenty twenty four. And you, you, my friends, are
listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Night Andy, Maggie,
you're Stallion, You're Greek, your Donnis, you're stud what's going on? Man?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Bon sure bonshit, Hey may we you're a frog lover
from wayback, an't you're hoody? J So you'll be loving
these Olympics. And I'm riding the spirit of it now
now that we're bathed in gold, I but swimming in metals. True,
it's a real treat and we'll get into more details

(01:06):
about that across the show. Big Show Today, lots of
Olympics chat. Keezy Keezy, Keezyzy Oldkeezy. Now those of you
from yesterday, I remember that Keezy had a Pie Awards
to go to last night. He did so. He said
he was going to get on the hand. He was
dressed up like a Oh well, you had a turtleneck on,

(01:29):
didn't you in a suit? That's right? And off you went.
You had your brown shoes on.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I thought he looked really cute. He looked really cute.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I thought, I thought he looked hot.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, really good man.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
And of course he's coming today. And if I could
be so Boldkeezy, A little green around the girls, So
you've been swimming in the river scene or sign or sign.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Sign? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, a little bit green around the girls.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Not fully green though, to be honest, to be fair,
pugslon and I kept a lit on it.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, well puck Soon always does. I'm not worried about
pug Soon. Just on punk Son. By the way, boy,
oh boy, he was you were. You were messaging us
throughout the night. He was just inundated with female fans.
His reputation preceded him. I believe Keezy and the ladies
were flocking to old dog woll puck Son.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
Well, it's one of those situations where I was sitting
with him and he kept talking to all these females
that kept coming over. Sure, and so you know how
you just make yourself look busy by texting, And so
I was just texting you guys like, oh my goodness,
dog roll punk soun has just been inundated.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah. I can't even barely chat to the bloke.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I have to Admatt when he came in here Moogi
dressed to the nines with his big open shirt and
his scorpion medallion on. Yeah, I went, he is on
fire open shit. It was. It was good, it was,
it was really hard and the backwards can go. Yeah, hey, Nellisen,
massive showy head. So stay tuned.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
He's quick to the stone.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
The whole Achi Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Hole there on the radio hod Achi Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. Now of course the Olympics and full swing
Fowlers the Big Show Middle Telly Update.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Hit us Keazy New Zealand. Have you got that French
music man? Oh he puts me on the move.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, sure, doesn't know you already? Does you know?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I feel like I'm at the Olympics now totally really
just by playing that.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, absolutely we.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
We New Zealand one gold. Yeah. Boy, now we're talking
zero silvers, zero bronze with an asterix with yeah, we're fine.
App So when does that put us? Do you know
where that puts us in terms of the overall table?
And I know that I'm sort of ambushing you with

(03:58):
that question, Mike, I shall do. Oh god, we're tied.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
We're tied with Azerbaijan, Romania, Slovenia, Serbia and Uzbekistan in
sixteenth play.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
That's pretty good in sixteenth Yes, it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
We're on the rise, not bad. Now, let's sair. I
was watching a fair amount of rowing last night. We've
got some good prospects there. I got to tell you.
Oh yes, the doubles with the lady double skull ladies,
double skull men looking great guns, the single sculler Tom
you can't remember his name? He is he is looking beard.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
A little bit later, but did you actually get up
this morning and watch the sevens? Of course, Keezy said
you were going to go out on the hammer last night.
Here's and get up at five o'clock and watch the
gold medal game. How'd you go? So good?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I was up at one thirty to see cheese on
toast milky Milo, I was good to go.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Nice And what do you think about the black Ferns?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Amazing as always.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
That's so good. I'm so proud of them, man, I'm
also out of them there that what I like about
them is there a bunch of backbones, absolutely and they
do anything with a sort of if I made Jay's
a certain joy de vivra, and they massively enjoy themselves.
Is that when the men play, so it's very serious

(05:17):
and you know, you can really feel the weight of it,
but they just get out there and having the ball.
And the Canadians were the same way. While they're singing
the national anthem Portia Woodman, she's got a hyphen these days.
I apologies to her partner and or wife, and I
can't remember what that is. But she got sent off
for two minutes. She's got a yellow card for a
head clash. I don't think her head even hit. Yeah,

(05:38):
And then the Canadians came back towards that end of
the second half. We went in to the breakdown. But
my god, they are just absolute weapons, both on attack
and defense. Our black fans unbelievable. Agreed. We just had
them pinned down their end for minutes to the time.
They just could not get out of the twenty two
agreed deserved medal. I would say, like so many of

(06:01):
the other competitions, where where we get robbed, where the
judges have got something in for us. It's like all
the referees that ref the warriors have gone over to
judge us at the Olympics, isn't it? We can rob
left right and see?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Can I just can I just put this in here?
Can I just shove this little morsel in here? When
you think about our population too?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Can we do per.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Camp it a keasy?

Speaker 6 (06:28):
We sure can in a later date, certainly, not right
now without any Woodman.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Wickcliffe by the way, Woodmanlife.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
If you want to treat yourself, fine, just google her highlights.
That's right. She is just absolutely unbelievable as a playoff.
And they've got some real weapons across the board. She's
got a step and some pace. Man, Holy helmet, holy helmet,
holy helmet. Anyway do you do you didn't watch it?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Did you? Just nah? But just I'm going to as
it's been a busy day, fellas, and I'm going to
catch up with that highlights tonight.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
That's so exciting.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
But That doesn't mean I'm not super proud of them though,
because I've saw previous games that they played and they
looked fantastic.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
He saw previous games and that looks great. What's coming
up next, Jase?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Would you rather? Kesey?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, so listen out for that. C to cor would
you rather? Get ready to call one hundred?

Speaker 6 (07:26):
Hodarchy and you and then you get yourself from the
drawer to either go to the NRL Grand Final or
bath this.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
She's gotta tell us which one you'd rather. That's happening the.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey
Radio Hodarchy would yourself?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I'm assuming by the way, fellas with regards to would
you rather you're both the n r L Grand.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Final, Yeah, one thousand percent. Yeah, it's quite.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
It's quite.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'll be honest with you. There'll be people with this
is a tough decision, but for me, it's a very
straightforward decision.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
Yeah, I want to go to bed fast one day
because I love my cars. Yeah sure, but now that
Holden's not racing in it, it doesn't have the same
appeal like it used to.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Jess.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I understand their keys.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Natalie, how's life?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Very good, very good, excellent? What do you do for
a cruss?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Natalie?

Speaker 3 (08:20):
For me?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Ah, importing or exporting? That is important?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
All your TVs? Actually I need a new TV? Yeah,
you do me a bit of a deal, Netalie if
I wanted a new TV.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
If you want to have the whole ship of important,
you Wouldntalie? Have you ever found one hundred million dollars
with a cocaine welded to the hell of the ship.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh, you'll be surprised. What comes the container? Ye? Yeah,
I don't think I would be that surprised. But Natalie,
what are you going with the n r L Grand
Final or Bathist?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Please?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I thought you're going to say.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
This is what I'd do as well.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
What I'll do, I'll pass you over to that stallion
and Studio B and he'll sort you out. All right?
Thanks mate, Get a hat and your mad Barsett has life?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh good?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Thanks?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah? Very well? Thanks? Hayden. What do you do for
a crust? I am a Stormaney? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
What did you say? I'm a storman storman like storm?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Massive? And what are your store, Hayden? I'll work for
a company that does teller communications upgrading cell phone tails.
Whoa good stuff? All right? Mate? What are you running
with the the n r L Grand Final or bathfeist?
All day? Mate, I'll chuck you over to Pasan and

(09:51):
studio being you look after your beautiful Thank you? Thanks mate?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Got the phone blow up for that competition, man up
fellows just got to take here. Yea love the show,
keep it up? Good stuff. That's good. Actually another text
has just come in that one.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
What are the prizes actually entailed? Just trying to decide
which one I'm ufter the first prize if you choose.
If you choose, that's four nights on Mount Panorama.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
So that's see, that's different. Now that's almost Would you
say that was better? Because what do you get from
the n r L Grande. So it's two nights? Hang
on its two nights? Actually it is the weekend. He
was right.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
N r L Grand Final in Cydy, Sydney. Why can't
I say that inside?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Did he say in Cindy again?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
He did?

Speaker 6 (10:43):
With the races on the Saturday and a pre match
cruise to the game on the Sunday.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
That's pretty good, that's right. The cruise to the game,
that's pretty good fellers. Would you rather do you want to?
Would you rather do the.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Radio show or heat Nat have a little lie down pie?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Would you rather listen to the food Fighters or the breeders?
Um breeders You're same, damn it.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
Breeders are up next though. Excellent is this is the
food Fighters are tuned.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiky.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Guns and Roses. There on the radio Hodarkey Big Show
this Wednesday after no sorry, Roses eight minutes to five
o'clock House the gym going, Maggie, I see you're pounding
away at the food as you do when you go
to the gym two days on.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I am absolutely ruined. Sure, so sore. I plan on
going today, but I needed a rest because I'm too sore. Keys,
you know what it's like, man, when you're pumping.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Would you like a bit of a rubdown?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I would love a rupdown in all honestly, I absolutely would. Yeah,
it's been months and months since I've been so absolute.
But thanks for asking, men well, I.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Was going to put it out there to the listeners. Actually,
if you are prepared to give old Moggi a rubdown?
Text us three four eight three if you're Auckland based
and Moggi will come and see you. It was funny, actually, Moggi,
because I was thinking about your beautiful, smooth, marbled bullos
last night and I was just you know, you know
how weird things just pop into your head sometimes.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
But this isn't a case of that.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
But yeah, Oh, to be honest, it's something I think
about quite often. Keezy. Ah, that's okay, isn't it healthy? Man? Yeah,
it's just the way is denying it exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Some people will I just run with it.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
But the reason that I was thinking about it because
I was on the old insta there and there was
a little ad that came up about and you can
get tanning for your testicles. And that's why I thought
of you, because I thought of your beautiful marbled, smooth
round bullos and I thought to myself, I wonder if
Mogi knows about that you can go and get your

(13:01):
testicles tanned.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Idn't know that.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I don't know that you go buff in the summer,
and my recollection from you when you're out in Wahiki,
you did that quite a lot, just stroll along the
beach in the buff. Yeah, but would that be something
you consider because, let's face it, after your being to
the gym, you're going to be cut like a rague stallion. Again,
imagine that big bronze bullos look.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
In theory, it sounds great, yes, doesn't it. But practically speaking,
I'm wondering where the advantages like, because if they're going
to be bronze bullous, you really want to be showing
them off. That's right when you're investing them. About how
would people see them? Well, the situation would they be
seeing them? You see what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Well, Fish, and foremost I think of your wife, Yeah,
you know what I mean, she might appreciate seeing you
swinging around with brown bullos. M.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I don't know. I don't know who else like that.
I would need more than that.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Oh, I mean, you know, Kezy and I catch a
glimpse of them every now and then when you when
we doing shoots pugs and seeing them And I'm just
because you like to get a tan over the summer too.
It might encourage you. If you're at the beach, how
you doing keysy?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Just pretend I'm not here, Phil.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
You know, if you're at the beach, you'll give you
the extra confidence you just go fully baf.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
I don't know, because I feel like they're sort of
tucked away under the undercarriage there. It feels that, you know,
you know what it feels like. It mean, it almost
feels like a waste of money. Okay, you see what
I'm saying, because I just don't see how anybody is
going to appreciate them, and they look a little bit
out of whack with the rest of what's going on
down there. You know, does that mean if you're if
you're keysing, I'd like your opinion on this, if your

(14:36):
bronze and your downstairs, does that mean you have to
go the whole whole thank you? The whole hole. Yeah,
the whole loaf, Yeah, the full lof What do you reckon? Brother?
What do I think about this?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
What's your thoughts on it? What's your thoughts on my ballers?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Get getting bronze ballers?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well, obviously, first and foremost, Muggie, I'm a huge fan,
you know that. Yeah, I do.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
I think it's probably a waste of money. And I
also think it's weird that Jason's being served that stuff
on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Well it's not by accident, but you know, on accident in.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Terms of a waste of money. Certainly it would be
for me because it's just native bush down there, and
you would see them, you know what I mean? Yes,
but I know that you're marbled and laser, so I
just I know it sounds weird. I just wondered if
it would be something you would consider.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
That's what I'm opened anything. But it feels like like
another question I've got for you. And I don't know
how much reseage you did. What method did they use?
It feels like it's a spray tend to me, think
you keezy.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
No, I think it's like a lamp. Yes, it's like
a lamp situation.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
If you got a little lamp there. Yes, it would
be warm.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Okay, Hey, well I'll see if I can find that
ad and i'll can you afford it to me forward
it to you? Yeah, hey, listen to me as well.
Sure well, peg.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Sounds just in my cans saying he wants to see
it as well.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
All right, I don't know if it's worth it in
your case, Keazy.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
That's true. I'm already pretty tan. Hey what's coming up
after five?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Good question? I don't know. I'm just thinking about Margie's ballos.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
What's coming up after five is a chance to want
to double pass to this Friday's Warriors game. Another chance
to potentially got a Bathurst All the NRAL Grand Final.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
How good?

Speaker 6 (16:11):
Plus of course, what's coming up tonight in the Olympics.
What's funny about magazines?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Cammed down the minute of the show, The.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days a four on radio. Hold Ikey.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Makes me feel very virile, lighthearted and viyl Yeah, makes
me think of France, Gay Paris.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Gay Paris, and get a get a bloody beg it
up here. That's what they say to you in the
streets over there.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
You be why I see myself with a little sort
of you know, a straw kind of beg picnic holder
and a boat a hat, oh yeah, and getting a
bag at me, a couple of bag it's in there.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
May we half a bottle of red wine?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Half a dozen snails? Say that you pad oh croissant?

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Yeah, okay, yeah, for sure, I.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Thought you were saying something else there.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
A French deck is a beg.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Incidentally, you're stening to the Big Show Brought to you
by night. No, I've never been to France. To answer
your question, mogie.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, would you like to go to the Louver?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well, I suppose if I was in France, I go
to the.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
I named the windows after you know that, Oh, the
louvered windows, the windows because they look like the louver.
I thought it's spelt different. Huh what something lost in
translation when it comes across from other languages. Oftentimes you
find that the more you travel, brother.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, when you get out into the big wide world, kizy.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Have you guys been to France? Yeah, many times, many
many times?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
May we?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yeah, you just said you haven't been to France.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, luring you into my little web of deceit because
I knew you'd fall for it, so then I could say,
yes I have, may we.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
The boss has warned you about trying to lure people
into stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
So just good stuff now listen. Sorry, we're all of
it mad today. It's just there's some weirdness going on.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Smoky spot. He's hung over from the pieward.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, that's what it is, hey, But he's coming up
and coiling your chance to get back in the draw
for or get in the jaw for. Would you rather
as Wednesdays a double.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Pass to this Friday's game for the Wars and it
sold out.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
This is the only double pass in the world. To
come and get it.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Is Jam of the Hoodiking Bing Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Supergroove there on the radio whole Darky Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock.
And if I can just make an observation, Keezy, apart
from you being hungover, and that's okay, that's okay, by
the way.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
We'll come to expect it.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
But I feel like you're holding that You're a bit
tense at you're holding something back, that maybe something's going on.
What's what's happening?

Speaker 6 (19:21):
You know how this studio is like a it's like
a it's a delicate sort of environ ecosystem. Sure, and
if something slightly gets upset, it could throw the entire
show off.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Sure, And I'm just wondering that I do have a
bit of an issue I have to bring it up with.
It's actually you, Hoody j that I have to deal with,
and I'm worried that it could, you know, create a
bit of a coldness between.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Us that'll never happen, Keezy.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Okay, that's good because someone came to me direct about
doing a job and didn't go through your agency.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Well, I hope you didn't do it, your son of
a bitch.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
Well no, they came to me this morning, right, and
I'm bringing it up with you in person.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
I like to do this face to face, man to man.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Pronounce what kind of job are we talking about here? Kezy,
we're talking a voiceover. Were were talking and acting? Well, what's
going on?

Speaker 6 (20:14):
It's a voiceover for five ads. It's a campaign for
a big client. I'm not going to say which client.
Let's just say you say client Wison. Yes, supermarket. Oh,
it's a chain of supermarkets. They're doing a thing that's
going to run over the summer period, so this isn't

(20:35):
for a while, but they want to voice them all
up soon TV campaign which a countdown.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, I've already got a go for Pekins Save keysy
is a bit low rent for New World and that
only leaves countdown.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Yeah, let's just say whichever supermarket it is. Yes, I
am the voice and you can count.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
So what you're saying is they've come to you and
they've said we want you to do the job. It's
not an audition process. They've already done it.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
Well, no, it's not an audition process because I sent
through my demo real and so you've h So what
happened if someone approached me on LinkedIn? Have you heard
of LinkedIn? Yeah, it's like an app. And I went
on there and they were like, hey, we're looking for voices,
and I was oh, here's my show real, this is
what I sound like. And they were like, you sound great.
We'd like you to be the voice of anonymous.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Down here yeah, countdown yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Yeah yeah. And then they were like we like it,
we'd like you to voice this campaign. It's going to
be great. You're gonna get paid quite a lot of money.
But then I was like, okay, great.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Unusual for them to say you're going to be paid
quite a lot of money. No, No, I'm saying that's
very unprofessional.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
No, I'm saying that.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Well, I don't want to You're going to be paid
quite a lot of money.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Yeah, but I don't want to say the amount on
radio because don't want to show off.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Well I'll find out, don't worry about that.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
But the thing is, Jason, they came to me direct
through LinkedIn, yes, which is a great.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Platform, by the way. And I just feel like, do
I have to give you commission?

Speaker 6 (21:57):
What's the deal? Because you haven't done anything. You've literally
done nothing.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
This as a common conversation, isn't it between an actor
or a talent in the agent and their agent. Yes,
we've done nothing for me. Why should I give you
anything or vice versa.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Indeed, Well, here's the thing. Yes, it does affect your commission. Yes,
I do get money, but it does affect it in
the sense of that the commission is higher because you've
gone outside your contractual bounds, that the contract that you
signed with me, anything that goes to where it has
to go through me. And therefore, because you've stepped out
so track ugo, you actually actually have to pay me more,

(22:32):
a higher commission. I think it's about eighty five percent.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Shit, yeah, yeah, what's eight hundred dollars? It's a lot.
It's a lot. Well, maybe I'll turn it down then.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh no, I think you should do it now that
you've you know, you've agreed to it. And five hundred
dollars for five ADS that's a deal, man.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I mean, it's not really worth it for you because
it's only about sixty bucks, but for Jason's worth it
because he gets four hundred.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
And forty tax on that. I've got to pay tax
on that for you. What's my X rate again, Jason?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
What percentage?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Is it all right? That? Do you? Texas? None of
my beeswax, Kezy, so suit, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
If I've been paying tax then, so you know, I'm
just gonna turn it down. I don't want this to
disrupt anything here in the studio, and I feel bad
about going behind your back like that. Jas, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
We'll talk later, Kezy. On our walk to the car park,
We'll just have a little bit of a chit chat.
Mano on manno meno.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
On the Meno.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
It was countdown, by the way, the Hodarchy Big Show
with Jas, Mike and Kezy. Tune in weekdays and four
on Radio ho Keyes.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Indeed the colt there on the radio hoed Arkey Big
show this Wednesday evening. Now big match on Friday, the
Warriors versus the Paramatta Eels. If you want to double
pass to that particular game this Friday evening, give us
a call right now on oh eight hundred Hodarchy.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
Time to chat footy with me, keezy, what are the
Warriors up to the taking on the let's pronounced part
of matter, by the way, part of matter Eels this Friday,
eight o'clock Mount Smart so.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
The pronunciation of an Australian team.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
That's right, thanks man, We're taking on the Eels. The
Eels are pretty much bottom of the table. Two years
ago they were in the Grand Final. They've had a
massive fall from grace, heaps of injuries. Mitch Moses is
the best player. He's been out pretty much all season
and used today that their best young prospect, Blaze to Lungey,
who was lining up in the centers this week this Friday.
He is not resigning with them. He's going to go
to the Panthers instead, and he's a really hot.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Shot shift of Panthers. But that's the rumor, really hot
shot young player.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Good because God, the Panthers need all the help they
can get.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Totally, Jason, it's very accurate. That's so true, man.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
The Eels are playing to not be bottom of the
table because that would be a huge embarrassment for them so.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Years ago in the Grand Final. Of course, it's been
massive fall from grace for them. Jason, Yes, of course,
last year you had the Warriors and the Broncos, who
now both look like they're missing out on the eight.
But we might be able to recover this week with
the announcement that Sewan Johnson is back in the side.
Huge call. And obviously he wasn't playing great for most

(25:14):
of the year because I think he's been carrying an
injury throughout. But I sort of feel like they wouldn't
be risking him given we're playing Paramatta this week, because
they could just risk this week and give him an
additional two weeks off, which would be invaluable. It would
be invaluable.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
And because it's I think it's his achilles and he's
been dealing with it's sort of niggling at him all year.
Whereas my vibe on it was shit, we must be desperate.
We might be bringing him back because we have to
win these games.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Now, Yeah, who goes Martin?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Is it Matt to Mighty? Martin's dropping out.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
He's done a fantastic job, but at the end of
the day, you have to have Shawny j directing the
team around if we're going to do anything.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
The difference in the kicking game from Sean Johnson is
just absolutely Hugh among us last tackle options. But I
really hope that he's threatening with a run now because
for most of the year he was passing or kicking,
there was ever a threat of runs. I think took
that out of the equation and certainly slowed things up
for the backs. Listen to this back line. Charles do
Clog stat at one Wtenisles Neck on one wing, Leah

(26:10):
Tower and Graham Tolfa are the centers. Check on the
other wing, c ht and Sean Johnson and the haves.
We're going to the Ford and an influen Noah Blake, Wade, Egan, Mitchell, Barnette,
Marata Near Correy Kirk cap Well and Dylan Walker. That
is pretty close, pretty close to it's his choice. It's
pretty good.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
The bench still is Freddy Lusssek and Leka Hala Sima
so and you've got Jesse of Anger and Tom Ali
who are fords. I'd like to see more forwards on
the bench because we need cover. One last thing as well,
Luke Metcalf, who's been out pretty much all season. He
is going to be playing in the grade below this weekend.
He's officially back from his injury, so as early as
next week, we could have that original pairing of Sean

(26:50):
Johnson and Luke Metcalfe back together at the Wars.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I'm feeling good, Jason.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Good stuff Fellers good a Ben your mad barst Holl's life.
Oh great, lad? How you going? Yeah good mate, good good?
You love your play there, Ben Ah definitely made up
the absolutely. Now have you been too many games this season?
I've been to three? Okay? Nice?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
And if you get these tickets you have to take
with you.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Oh if I leave the kids at home, say the wife, but.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
It's not one of the boys. Oh yeah, okay mate, Okay,
well the great news you've got those two tickets of
the game on Friday night, makes you enjoy those? Oh legend,
No worries, man, we'll pass you over to pack soon
and studio being here look after you all right.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
And just to note there on Leika Hella Seima. He
is a back rower, so he's come through the grades
as a forward, but he is able to play center
as well. We're playing him at center because probably because
we had youth and other injury during the game.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
Okay, So that's that's good to know. By the way,
if you would like another double pass. This game is
sold out, the entire season sold out, by the way, congrants,
wis fans good going?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Is that true?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah? Go to the Huducky Big Shows Instagram story right
now and you can get a double pass and jays.
The first time in the history of the NRL that
a club, any club, has sold out every single home game.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
That's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
That's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
That's fantastic. It's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
That's so good.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
It's not bad.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Hey, by the way, up next, a chance for you
to potentially head to the NRL Grand Final or Bathist
with would you rather when you hear the CU to call,
get ready to call?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Oh eight hundred Hodarchy, good stuff mate, fantastic of.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
The Hiarchy bing shown podcast Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Would you yes? Indeed? Would you rather Bathhurst or the
NRL Grand Final? I still think it's favoring the NRL
Grand Final, fellows overall, what's your thoughts?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I think so as well.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
It's general NRL Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Incidentally, the prize four nights of Mount Panorama accommodation flights
or two nights or a weekend with the NRL Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
So it's pronounce Mount Paranana Paranana. Yeah, the first time
you said that, you had it right.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
It's Mount Mount Perkina did aid in your head? Baskett House,
you're what your mad? Ba Aiden?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Get aw you go well mate? Yeah? What do you
do for a crust? Staiden?

Speaker 6 (29:25):
I am an operations manager?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Okay, but what sort of operations are you managing?

Speaker 6 (29:33):
I'm managing the business for a stop the company there, mate, okay?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, yeah, nice, Okay. Do you want Bethurst or the
n r L Grand Final?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Now look mate, I'm gonna have to go with that.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yea, yeah, I've got the vibe.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, it's quite funny.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
So what I'm going to do is spiral pass you
to that studding studio b pug soun and he'll look
after you.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
All right.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Oh cheers mate, legends.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
On your mates. Good a Rebecca House life good?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah? Very well? Thanks Rebecca. What do you do for
a crust?

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
My cafe manager?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Ah? Fine? I'd love to have a yearn to you
about the price of coffee, because I reckon people known
about it, but there must be a reason why the
priced there high? Would that be right?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Well? In particular, we're not quite up there, and the
price is like your big smoke, so we're probably pretty
reasonable down.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yet reasonable prices. But you so you were saying, oh
for your Rebecca, that you run a pretty substandard quality coffee.
You might say that Rebecca never.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Okay, Rebecca now in our our grand final or bad fist. Yeah, yeah, man,
I want to throw you over to puck down here.
Look after you all right er, thank you. I don't
know the Rebecca liked you.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
My little dig there, there wasn't because I live in
Auckland that I was saying that. That was just a
sort of a general insult.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
I feel like you like, because you've got a deep voice.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
You can just it's only because I feel like I
can beat you up. Yeah, Hey, fellas, do you want
to do you want a fund? Would you rather? Yes?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Please? Always love these these are cool?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
This one once again, it's one that you guys have
kind of already chosen.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Ah, here we go, here we go.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
Would you rather be born with a giraffe nick or
an elephant's trunk?

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Nice, It's tricky. It's tricky, isn't it. Well? The draft
snack would be handy for going to concert because you'd
be able to see everything, wouldn't you. That's right.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
Kind of hard to walk around without falling over, though,
because it's still your regular body.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh yeah, especially with a noggin like yours, it'd be
wobbling all over the place due from the wombles.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
But an elephant's trunk would be good for you, Jase,
because it mean your nose was smaller. No, Jay's what
roe would you rather?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yeah? I think I gave.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Three those job, I get it, rather than.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Shoot ten app kekes away on the Darky Big Show
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Green Day There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Wednesday evening. The time is eleven minutes to six o'clock.
Obviously the Olympics carrying on tonight. What are we looking at? Keyzy?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Is this what's on tonight?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
That's on the Olympics tonight.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
We wei goals, silver bronze run, jump, shot, put, throw, hammer, throw, surfing, skateboarding,
lead vood what's happening in gay Paris?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
So good day five? Have you a French music man?
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Gives it a whole new dep But have you actually
been watching a kisy.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
The Olympics.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Yeah, yeah, I've been watching it.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I mean there's a genuine question, not as a trick question.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
I have been watching it. I like to wait till
the athletics start. That's my fact, to be honest. The triathlon,
which was supposed to be last night when there was
delay because there was poos in the water. Yeah, that's
actually one of my personal favorites to what's watch as
well poohs in the water.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I'm actually a really big fan of the rowing. It
is pretty exciting when they do get into the finish line,
and it's good to watch.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I think it's all good. I think if there is
this is probably a problem of being on as skygo
or whatever they call it or whatever. So you have
to go. You can't just flip through the channels and
just go there's thing, this thing, this thing, this thing,
and what's interesting to me. You have to go back
to the menu, drop down and click into it. What's
my mass of ball a.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
There's about five clicks you have to do. Just got
up one channel exactly.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
That's what That's why I'm loving her because I literally
just got from channel to channel.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah, because I'm not because of that reason, I'm not
spending as much time because it's I think they've got
fourteen channels of sports, so you would be it would
be the perfect thing to be channel surfing for Yes,
but it's just too harden.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
It costs about ten times the amount if you want
to just to be able to do that. So that'd
be a good update if I could do that. What's
the one thing that you guys have seen that you've
started watching even though the New Zealand's not in it?
Because the most entertaining for me was archery.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I yes, I was watching the archery and that was
quite good. China versus Taipei.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
Yeah, And the thing is you don't have to understand
what's going on. It's just they have to try and
get as many tens or nines or eights.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yes, it's pretty straightforward. And I'll be honest with you.
I haven't watched anything except for the rugby sevens this morning.
I tried to watch it, but it was too complicated.
And so that's been it. But we're going to do
a new role in the house where if you want
over the next how long is this go for months?
Let's say it's a year, for the next year. If
you want to watch anything on TV, it can only

(34:58):
be the Olympics. We're running for the kid, so we're
not watching cartoons or any of that. Olympics are on.
Olympics are on, and that's your lot if you outside, well,
as long as the Olympics are on. Nine months.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
By the way, shortly in fact, at six o'clock you're
going to have the individual triathlons getting underway.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
We're excited about that. I love the triathlon.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
Ainsley Thorpe and Nicole vander Ka are competing. Also pretty
exciting is the rescheduled men's solo triathlon eight forty five,
so you can go straight from that first one to
the second one, back to back triathlons.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Are we taking odds just on people getting sick as
a result of swimming in that that river? The river
is seen the river sin sign. I think one hundred
percent somebody who's going to get violently ill in that river?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:51):
There's a plenty of there's plenty of other things going on.
There's a women's football happening at seven am tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
There's a bit of sailing.

Speaker 6 (35:58):
The forty nine ers are starting the foiler which is
a very exciting new sport that's starting as well.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Midway through.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Absolutely, but they're just sort of the heats and the
warm ups and so throughout the day.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Flick over.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
But the ones you want to watch other two individual
triathlon six pm and eight forty five pm tonight start.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
And what time is that in Paris?

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Eight am Paris time? Do you want a Middle Telly update.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
It'll actually be six am because they're twelve hours behind
the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Middle Telly update. We have one gold? How many sorry,
we've won one gold? Yeah, that was confusing for me.
And how many silver?

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Zero?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
And how many brother zero with an as.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
With an asterisk because we've got a fourth? Do you
know per capita all right, New Zealand? Yes, we're sixteenth
in the regular Middle Telly. Oh yes, but per capita
we're thirteenth. However gold per capita we are fourth.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Wow, that's great. Have a guess who's first?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Ozzie, Mike uh, Samore.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Slovenia close, that's close.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
Ozzie's actually third, Jase because they've got six goals but
they've got twenty five million people.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Hey man, crazy the hold aki big shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kesy.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Chune David Bowie there on the radio, Hold Ankie Big
Show coming apart from the six What's on the TV
with Mike Minogue? Also what's ther teen news? Yelling with me? Keezy?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
That's right? What are you having for dinner in New Zealand?
I want to know? I want to tick three on
three four eight three.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
All right, tell us what you're having for dinner and
also include your name and we could recently Jace and
we could read those out after sex and you could
want a fifty line night and David that's.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Pretty simple man. It's just given stuff away, you know
what I mean totally. I mean you're going to be
at night and day anyway, so you might as well
have a fifty dollars vure?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Why not? Totally? That's happening after sex and stay tuned.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Hold Ike, welcome back at Massive Backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Night. Be quite
distracting as an athlete, wouldn't it, you know, particularly of
a triathlete and you're going, am I going to get
really sick from Pooh's in the sign?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I don't think i'd care. It's the sin.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
I wouldn't really care, to be honest, because it's like
you're at the Olympics. Even if you're gonna get sick,
who cares what happens afterwards?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Do you remember Pooh's in the Sin?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yes? Do you remember? Is it Marty drivesdale the.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Rowa Marty drives down?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Marty drives down Marty? No, it wasn't Marty, was it Marky?
But remember him getting vicious because he was a favorite
to win the gold medal, getting viciously ill, but he
still rode the massive backbone. I think he got a
bronze in the end. And yeah, collapse rode the boat.
He's sure dead, so true.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Mogi Hey outro, podcast outro.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah, tell us all about it?

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Keezy Okay, that's it man, it's bonus content. We do fellas,
we do it every single day. It's a warm up
to the big show and then Pugson packages it up
along with highlights of the Daily Show and both are
released at seven thirty every night. If you'd like to
listen to it just such hducky big show. Wherever get
your podcast from. This clip is from Today's one and

(39:40):
it's entitled Legend.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Oh so it must be about me.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
We were walking to the car park the other day
and we will past his table and this guy goes, oh,
Jason hoyt you legend And then Jason nudges me and
go see that Kezy, it'll be you one day.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
I was like, you're such a deck chase.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Did I really say?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
You said? Sorry?

Speaker 6 (40:03):
You said if you play your cards right, it's stick
with old HOIDI j that'll.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Be you if your hustle mate, if you keep.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Sitting those emails and do those WEEKD shifts.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's true story though Akezy.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Was a true story. It actually happened.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yes, but I didn't say the keysy. You see, I
just ignored it because I get it all the time.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
That's right. He ignored him. Yeah, that's what made it
such a great story.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, and I went, whatever, you lose it.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
But then once we got to the car park, he's like,
you know that guy, Yeah, one day that'll be you
if you play your cards right.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Telling telling hoodie j what a legendy is?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, Hey, Wow.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
This is really important for teens. Get them with me.
Kesey's next so let us know on three four eight three,
what's on the dinner table tonight? We'll get into that next.
You could win a fifty dollars night Dave about Jeff.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
What's that song that's a good song? Is this new?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
It is?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
I think hold I keep Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Kissy Stone Temple pilots here on the radio Honcky Big
Show this Wednesday evening. But right now it's time for
hey guys.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
Text here from Steve. What's Zealand with me?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Ki yellow waist, thick crust, monkey porn fun account? Don't
like that crust? Voucher boy?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Can I add don't like monkey porn? In at the end?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Okay, it's getting a bit it's getting a bit weary then.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Drawn, Yeah, because if we're gonna put something, I'm gonna
put something in there about I don't actually like one
of the things.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I prefer it was the monkey porn. I think you
go don't like monkey porn? Open bracket, lowell clothes bracket.

Speaker 6 (41:51):
Sorry no look, lots of text flooding in on three
four eight three fellows.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I don't know what we're having for tea tonight in
my house. That's I'm a little bit tense.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
We'll just have to go off for the text machine
says as usual, Yes, get a feelers Tyler here. Oh
really Tyler the creator.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
Yeah, tonight I'm creating a chicken burger.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
What yes you like so that you like chicken burger's cheesy? Correct?
Does that sound young to you? Certainly?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Does? Hey, kesy do you have with you with your
chicken berger? Do you have sauce and aoli or just aoli?

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Was just when I'm making one? Yes, I will have
mayo on the bun, on the top bund with the salad,
and then the bottom bund will have sweet chili and
some onion, and then the chicken will still on top
of that.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
That sounds good?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah, I can accept that.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
And then in there huh yeah, on top of the chicken.
What about avocado the chicken melt? It depends on it's
in season. Jay's good question, thanks mate. Any any other
questions about the chicken burger.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Toasted or fresh bun? Fresh but warmed up? I don't
like a crunchy. I like it warm down.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
I don't like it, Crunchy, get a fella's bread here, Pet, Yes,
Brad Pitt. Tonight I'm having bacon bones soup. Your backbones, cheers,
bread Pitt.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Love me a bit of bacon bone soup.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
I got a story about Brad Pitt. Do you want
to hear it?

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Chill man?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I mean, can you do it in your signal?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
True, we'll save it. You're gonna do it next And
what's on TV? I think we can start the show
with it tomorrow. Actually, it's good stuff. Okay, as long
as you remember it. Uh, get a fellas.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Tonight we're having bluefin tuna steaks thanks to my clever boy.
Got a big barrel on the weekend. Okay, yeah, nice,
And that's from Debbie Howard. Oh nice Jos, Yeah, Debbie
Harry Howard. Get a fellas.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
That is us.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
It's don here, Don Henley, Don don Key, not don Key,
my dad Don Henley. And tonight I'm having boiled Kiwi
stuffed with river sin poos.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
River sin poos? Do you like to sell that? Jason? Hey, Jay?

Speaker 1 (44:17):
What do you.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
How do you pronounce the sin? I would go or
seen or sign sign? Okay, I don't know you don't
know either. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Here we go. Are you going on your Google thingy
thingy Sin?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Sin?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Okay, good, good to know.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Sin, because we've always everybody's struggling with it all the
world over. In fact, I think it was such a
in issue is that they were going to consider moving
the Olympics.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
That seems crazy. No good A Geezer's Jase here. Yeah,
tonight I'm going to be battling my way through my
wife's pastor cheers.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Wish me luck the Hurdiarchy.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Big Show with Jason with Mike Minogue and ky.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
On Jovi there on the radio, Hold lucky, Big show
this Wednesday night. Let's talk TV.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Yeah yeah, sorry everyone.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Keys is still pissed up, responsibly, no disgracefully. Last night
I watched Colin from Account season two, Season two. It's
on TV and Z Plus and a lot of swearing. Jason.
It's one of those shows that thinks been funny is
saying that if as saying that, if we're sure no

(45:54):
thing because Keys is a big fan of this show
and they are granted there with some moments, isn't it?
But one of your great descriptions of the show, Keasy
was that this season, it's got nothing to do with
a dog. It's just about the group of people.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Anyway, the first episode is one hundred percent to grow
an adult acting like absolute lunatics trying to get a
dog back in a way that makes you want to
not watch it. It is one hundred percent The entire
episode is about a dog, So that's not what I
was there to believe it was about. While I think

(46:27):
that they are entertaining as a couple. I said to
my wife, oh, should we watch another episode? And she goes,
you wanted to watch another episode of that? And I said, well,
I do want to give it a fear go because
Keesy has been bigging on about how good it is,
so I don't want to judge it just off there's
one episode. She said, I'm happy watching anything else. You
guys are great man.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Actually, without a word of a lie, hand on Hart.
I came home last night, my wife was watching Colin
from account right, not a word of a lie, and
I said, ah, well, what do you think of it?
Because we watched the first series? Because I said, Golkeezy
Keezy loves it, says that's brilliant. And she said, ah, no,

(47:10):
I think the second series is nowhere near as good
as the first.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah, the first season was god awful.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, but she said, that's so full of shit. Hand
John Harviss is exactly what she said, and she said,
she said, it's okay, but not great.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Yeah, all right, Well, look, it's no talkback. All right.
There's a part in it, that's true. There's a part
in it in the first episode where a guy gets
run over by a car and killed. That's as funny
as it gets.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
What did you watch?

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Key, admit that that part about the guy getting hit, Oh,
that part was funny.

Speaker 6 (47:46):
And then it's what I said, because it was in
the first scene before the credit, that's right.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
And then at the very end of the episode they're like,
oh what about that guy? Did he die?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Here?

Speaker 2 (47:55):
He did die? And the whole time you're like, oh
my god, I forgot about that, right, I thought, that's clever,
sounds really cool.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
Once again, look, it's no talk back, it's no Willington paranormal. Alright,
this is just the show that No, this is just
humor that you guys are in together. And seven periods
with mister Gormsby.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Man, do you know what I actually think of that show?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Seven periods of mister Gormsby? Yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
I thought Dave McHale was great. I agree, Male McPhail mcphailt.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
The Holarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Matellica the hero of the day, Margie. Now listen up,
New Zealand. This is vital information I'm going to tell
you right now. Today is the last day of Beer
and Pie July. So if you want to get involved,
you better raddle your DAGs, as they say, a keyzy.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
All right, Radio hikes Beer and Pie July.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
That's right, Rattle your diggs taxs pile to three four
eight three and submit your recipe your dream pie filling
and Dad's Pies could be putting that pie into production.
You could also win five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Hey, Keezy, Hello, what was this supreme pie winner last
night at the Pie Awards?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
It was from down South? Oh yeah, no, that's not
what he asked. You said, what was the pie?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
What was the pie?

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Not?

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Where does it live? It was Swahili beef? Oh swat
Healey beef. Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Mat beef Martan beef beef okay.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
And it was actually now and that I'm thinking about.
The Supreme award was actually so Martan beef from a
place in west Auckland, Henderson.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
No.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
The best pie in New Zealanders finally awarded to a
South Island's right, damn it. Arlene Thompson from rangu or
A Bakery and North Canerby beat out more than five
hundred bakers and beat over five thousand pie entries to
win with her slow cook. So match of sold beef
pie sounds congratulation to her.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah, it sounds really good.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Can I just reiterate last night?

Speaker 6 (50:03):
Myself, Pugs and Isaac from Hodaki, We're all sitting in
the worst spot of the whole awards. We had a
giant pillar holding up the roof in front of us.
All we could see was the side of the stage right,
So it was very hard to keep up with what's
going on.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
So I mentioned earlier in the shy Thing Old Pug
Sam was too worried about that with all his female
admirers that he that he had around him all evening and.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
It was out the gate. Yeah, I know, man's crazy. Hey,
do you want to hear some more flavors that have
been submitted, sure, man, Mike, Yeah, I'm always and I do. Actually,
I like this part. I'm trying to think of a
pie that I would make. I can't think of a
decent one for me. It's going to be venison, chips,
cheese and gravy. No, no, you can't have It's a

(50:46):
double LP of the card.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Now, carried sausage with a potato top. Carried sausage with
a potato top. That would work. But I don't like
carried sausages. I don't like the idea of big chunks
of sausage.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
I went, I like.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I like more of an exotic sort of a thing
to me. That's going back to your dollar pie.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yeah, I know, I hear what you're saying. I'm not
opposed to it entirely.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
No, i'd agree with you there if you want what
did you say you like? Exciting pie? What did you
say there? Something a bit more exotic?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Exotic pies? How's your short to that? Terrible sausage sausage
sizzle pie?

Speaker 6 (51:23):
So saucy bread and onions, some bread and some tamati sauce.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Oh yeah, I reckon that could be yummy. What do
you think everything seems yummy to you now because you're
so hangover?

Speaker 6 (51:34):
Cromwell chicken, rabbit and brandy soaked apples? Go again, Cromwell chicken?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (51:41):
Rabbit and brandy soap? Or sorry, apricots. Yeah, the apricots
ralled me out right. But the rabbit you see a
rabbit pie. Now we're talking different. I'm not familiar with
the rabbit meat.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
As you would. I've had a bit of a rabbit
in my time. She's very gamey, Yeah, very strong tasting meat.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
This one here, sticky beef pugsan pie.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yeah, I'd wrap my laugh and gear around that.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
Hey, tixs pie to three four eight three into. Today's
your last chance midnight tonight. Entries closed and you could
win five grand.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
You actually had that once before, but I choked on her.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
The Whodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Well Dore. You get your man, bastards.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
That's the big show for your Wednesday night. We got
through the home day. What's your plans tonight, Maggie.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I'll probably go home.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Kezy, what are you up to? I imagine after last night,
coming home at midnight and waking up your wife and
giving her a cold pie. There's a bit of making
up to do.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Perhaps giving her the old cold pie. That's right, fellas. Yeah,
I'm going home. Apparently we're having burritos, and apparently she's
quite tired. She's missed me twice today saying how tired
she is?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Yeah, because you work around at midnight with a cold pie.
Shove a cold pie down a God, I was just
giving it to me. Sorry, what the pie? So we're
gonna go home have burritos.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Oh, I hope you didn't hear that pie.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
We're gonna have burritos, and then she's gonna go a
bit early, and then I'll probably go on line with
Pugs Anama mates. And then after that I'm gonna watch
an episode of Talkback and give a very detailed critique
on the show tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Excellent, look forward to it.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
I hate burritos.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Do you want to say it like a humans?

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I hate burrito?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
There we go? Do you actually yes? I? Why is that?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
They just it's just not my friend? Easy?

Speaker 5 (53:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Because you don't like anything Mexican peasant food? Are you
saying Mexicans are peasants.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
No, I'm saying that particular dish.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Look, I'm just taking it easy. It's I'm not going
to freaking out about it. It's beten a busy day.
I'm just going to go eat some food and then
you know, have an early night tonight and tell us, hey, listen.
Thanks for taking the time to listen to The Strained Day.

(54:07):
Check out our Instagram chick out o our podcast till tomorrow,
see you later.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Bye,