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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, Thanks mate. I think Keysy's hitting my glasses, Mogi.
Mind you having said that Pugsan was wearing them as
a joke. Whoa, And now I can't find them. And
I've been getting urgent, urgent emails and text which I
can't fucking read.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You've never had a email.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
These are because well, I'm because they said, because I've
been in contact, in discussion with someone this afternoon and
we're trying to figure something out.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
That's a shame.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So I think Keysy's deliberately hidding them from me or
you or Pugson.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Now, oh, Mogi's on the hook.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I've never hidden anything from you in my life. Man.
I'll be in plain view somewhere beat you.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Probably, But I'm too blind to find them, I think.
So I've looked everywhere, though, well not everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Well do you know what my mother used to say
that She used to say that, you know, I mean,
I've looked everywhere because you never fucking looked anywhere. Now
that I've had a kid, I know what that means.
When they say they've looked everywhere, Well you haven't, because
if you did, you would have found it. Right now.
I get to say that back to my kid. It's
so good it makes it all worth while. Man, make
sure you say that your kid. Yeah, there's food at home,
(01:28):
or there's water in the tap, water in the tred percent.
I'm a big believer in that. Or there's no yeah,
or have some fruit. Yeah, there's there's a fruit bowl
over there.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
That was a classic.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
My kid fucking hated that a piece of fruit was there.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
It was their trigger for them to just lose their ship.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Good shirt. It's easy, isn't when you've got a few
buttons to push. And I'd ask my grandmother what was
for dinner. She'd say a glass of water and I
look out the window nice.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
It's good.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Something and then bed or something. There was one an
old saying like.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
That, I'll kick the shit out of you and then
you can go to bed. That's the one. Yeah, when
say it to me.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
We went through that thing too, of occasionally mentioning the
starving children around the world when they wouldn't eat their.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Food, and children starving in this world.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And I remember my daughter Scarlett didn't want to eat something,
and before my wife and I even cracked it into it,
she said, and don't tell me they're starving children.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
In the world.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
So we didn't. Yeah, good, she knows that educated. She
knows about the starving children totally.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Man said that to us when I was like seventeen
and we're having a roast dinner and I was about
to move out and go down studying and stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
She said, this kid starving, And I forget you wrote
it that.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
I was like, they if we gave them this ship,
they would still be starving.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Is that what you said?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Your word? Ship? Nah? Nose? Your dad would have knocked
you out, wouldn't you.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
No, they would have been happy with that. But it
was like, Mom, that lucky that I don't have to
eat this stuff. Oh they are lucky.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
It was like peas wish I was starving in Africa.
Yeah yeah, man.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But it was terrible today for the listeners out there
because every now and then there's little treats, little treats.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
When you turn up from where.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
There's another minor complaint from you.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
No, no, it's not a complaint, it's it's what happened.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And occasionally, you know, like a product will be left behind,
like Biggs or something.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, today it was Crispy Donuts?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Is it Krispy Kresby Creams? Yeah, we're always too late.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh, I know there's shiploads out there and the old
clown clown.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
And I was that keasy. Don't do that make you
feel sack.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Mike, who do you think was saying that?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I think quite potentially around the other way, there's a possibility.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
So Jon Jase goes, oh god, look at those, and
then he picks up one covered in sugar, like covered
and sugar, It cuts it in half, cuts a small
bit off.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
And goes, oh god, it's.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Like, can you just eat something and have a positive reaction?
Is so full on, and then cuts another bit off,
eats that, cuts another bit off, and then I cut
a bit off to taste it to see what all
the fuss is about, and he goes, CAZy, did you
steal my donut?
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Can I give you an accurate? No?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Case would have told thatdcurate.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I don't need to put cut off.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I cut off a quarter sure, and that went, well,
that's pretty full on and then.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
He made a.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Finished off the rest of it.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And here's the thing, because he came out and said, no,
I don't want to eat donut and three quarters of
a donut right?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Three quarters mustard? Now so much mustard?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I will I will leave that for the listeners for sure.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Was reading your phone, man, I can't.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I've got a message from my wife as well with
some sort of mo.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Sort of that can't.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I can't distinguish what the.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Emoji hang on before you get Would you ever consider
doing laser treatment for your eyes?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Oh? How funny. We were talking about that yesterday.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Um, yeah, I've had it done before. Yeah, it didn't
work for me, right because of my catter in my bango,
you know, my skyrocket eye. I thought they could help
it out with that, but it did.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Jack Ship, I was an actor I was working with
yesterday and she was saying, what on and she she's
she wears glasses and stuff like her mom's eighty something
and has had that surge of the other laser stuff
right reads totally fine?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Is that right? Yeah? It's amazing, isn't it is?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
The whole Racky b Show Days from four on Radio
Hierarchy remember the Wracky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Before we move too far off topic from Jay's stuffing
his face. Yeah, so it's been to go on this
fishing trip tomorrow. It has been canceled. It's been canceled
by heads up. Its breaking news guy, there's breaking news.
And so Isaac's gone out brought us a ship load
of snacks. Of course, cheeseballs are one of the snacks.
I opened a bag of cheese balls because we have to.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Eat it all now.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
It was like it could not opened it because he
was like, I want everyone to take it. Otherwise it
has to sit under my desk until we He's going
to eat it, and he'll eat it. And so I
opened a bag of cheese balls, tipped it into a
bowl for everyone.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Kind of you a real chick move as well, going
into a bowl. Nice work, CAZy, thanks man. It would
never have occurred to me.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
And then I put it in a bowl for everyone
so then I can have something.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
And then Jase, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
The way he dips his hand into the center of
the bowl, right down to the bottom, over spilling with cheeseballs,
grabs tries to grab five or six, can't quite ends
up touching about twenty of them and then pulls them
all out, stuffs them all into his mouth while there's
just cheeseballs all around the bowl like on the table,
and then walks off. Yeah that sounds that right, and
then goes, oh god, I feel second, then comes back
(06:50):
and does it again. Ah. That's that's that kind of food,
isn't it. I mean, in terms of spilling everything everywhere
and not cleaning up after himself, that's just classic.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
What no one else was doing. That is That's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I'm talking accurate description.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
One else was happy to grab the ones.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I was the ones at the bottom.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I mean, I can relate because I'd go first full
as well. Can I just say this this, this is
actually what happened now.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I grabbed quite honestly, three. I had a little pinch.
Three cheese balls.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Bullshit and it's already bullshit.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
And Kezzy says to me, oh, there can't be a
many fist in there, and I went, it's three cheese balls.
And then he proceeded. It was the hand that he
had on him at that point to shove, to shove, literally.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
A handful of cheese balls, and that sounds.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Right, and what was my handful?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Ja? And once again, once again I will leave it
for the listeners.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
My head was full because I picked up all the
ones he had spilt and all in my hand. I was,
I'm just gonna eat them all, right, Laies Louise.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
We don't want this to be the death of the
Big show.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
But I'm thinking I'm having a red ball now because
I've got a lot of sugar. Corse.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
We've got a movie tonight, haven't we, kazy?
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
What time is that?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
That's good, just enough time for us to get there.
I have an admission as to why I turned down
the invitem. Well on the invite, but this morning I
was I don't know if I will go. Yeah, you
remember how I said I was going to the butchery
and we bought all those sausages.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
You wanted to go on to eat your sausages when.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You go home Lucy's out for dinner with your mates.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
You thought you'd be able to sit down and eat.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
And so I was like, I want to cook up
and recreate the sausage I ate in the car park
of the Claxton Hotel. Watch NRL later on Who's playing tonight?
It's the Cowboys and the Tigers ship about still still entertaining. Wow,
And I had a whole evening planned out and here
we go, right and now no, no, she's going out still,
but I'm going to a great movie premiere.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
With Mogi and Pugs and pugs but just trying to
lock down and babysit a man, Is there a chance
he won't ed up?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Going?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
No, No, there's a chance my wife won't end up?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Jase, why do you come with us?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I got things on, man, unlikely?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
But what listing a bowl of cheese balls?
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Testing a bowl of cheese balls.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I didn't go near the cheese balls. But as soon
as I've seen those cheeseballs and I came and I thought,
oh yeah, that looks like a bit of me boy.
But then I was like two things happened. One I thought,
if I have one, I'm going to finish them. And
then I saw a pugs and was eating chicken and rice,
so I thought that backbone can do it, then I
can do it.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
He had heaps of.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Them, though, yeah did and he did.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Tell you, July, I tell you, I'll leave that for
the people listening, and I will tell you unequivocably and emphatically.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I think it's unequi quiver keysy.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
By far outstripped me on both the doughnuts and the
cheese ball, sure by far. Yes, I'm a very small eater,
and I do cut a square off a doughnuts.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Certainly.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
How many daaries of your head today? Did you weak?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Do?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I'm smoking your darries?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh, you're good.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
You're a little weak for me.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
But well, yeah, they've got the other ones that have
got the filters. No, they've got the thing in the filter, right,
you push the filter and there's a menthol, a little
button in there. Oh, really, a little kick delicious. I
hate menthol I always have as well, but on those
that works.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
So what do you do though?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
There's a ball in there, so you're halfway. Maybe you'll
smoke half of that. Yeah, Then you push the filter
and you can feel the little ball in there. That'll
pop and then she's a little bit mentholly, but not
like the menthole you know, right, which has got like
menthol and the tobacco.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
And of that to cover your breath.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I'm surprised I've been allowed to get away with it,
because it's like a trick for It's like I would
attract younger smokers taste and fell and then allowed to
do that even though they're doing it with vape heaving
bubble gum flavorites.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Read to your question for today four That is bullshit.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
I saw you elbow deep in a box of durries.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
When when you got up, it's another one about an
hour later, No, no, two when I got up.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Now I do like a double up though, yeah, yeah,
on occasion, guilty.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
But and the benefit of that I find is that
it kind of fulfills all my smoking desires, right, and
then I don't feel like having another one for me.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
It's not a bad time. It's the habit. I like
the habit. Yeah, as soon as I think of a dart,
I'm but yeah, yeah, it's hard, it is. But it's
also that thing we talked about. When I think of
something else, I immediately forget about it. And I went
to the gym and stuff like that, and then I
was going to have a dart, and then I went, no, no, no,
I won't have a bad I'll have a bit of
(12:00):
nicorette and your keys are your mad dog.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I saw him have it.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
He liked the way he likes to eat it. He
likes to shove it inside a donut and the hole.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And then I had one at about eleven and one
just before I came into work.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I thought you'd have one just before he came into it.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
On the drive, I'm trying to smoke in my car.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, it's a nice car coming.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
So but but having said that, I always smoke in
my car. It feels like we've done.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, we shoul wrap it up there.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
And once again, if you're listening to this podcast, you
decide who was telling the truth today and send it
to our Instagram account.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Wellhe would they send it?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Fuck knows?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Yeah, good point, don't worry about you tell.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Me you can jump on Instagram. You decide we could
do that. There's a segment on the show where both
of you precks try and put your point of view across.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Hey, listen, Big Shoot. Seven weekdays are out at eight
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Speaker 5 (13:04):
Mm hmm