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August 6, 2024 12 mins

On today's show, we divulge in Jase's nightmare evening, with a touch of temperature talk and sprinkled with hernia chat.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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them four to seven every weekday on Radio Harcky.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Thanks mateoday.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Today, so good get a mate.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Um, Actually you guys just want to talk amongst yourselves
while I go and get a red ball.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Good on your mate, smash a couple of those, see
your mate?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, thanks mate.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I was filming last night, man, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Cold Jesus, it's cold one degree again in my little
summer ship.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
They're outside, you're a dressing gown. They are, yeah, yeah,
but not while your feel what you're filming? You look weird?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, but I was fine, just a late one. Got
home about cought to three, caught.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
To three yeares so on eleven years, three year, three
year costume, your cozy there and your makeup years years?
And where were they were? Things running behind? You be
asking that question pretty quick? Are you how they looking?
How they looking?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
No? I didn't. Actually, you know often I will ask
that question. I mean, where are we at?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Where are we at? Where we are going home?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yes? But I got the vibe immediately that they were
running well behind, so I was just like okay. In
the green room there the heat on. Chatting to the other.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Actors sounded like there was overtime.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
No, actually no overtime, but they may have dropped a scene.
Ah yeah, but no.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
It was good, nice chat with the other actors. What
was the topics of conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I think people just find my grumpiness really amusing.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I think so. I think so certainly not on the
big show. You got in there and you're a straight
into complaining and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
It wasn't complaining. Actually, I was just making jokes about
my weekend and stuff, which was complaining because one of
the others would have one of the other actors who
I'm working with had been through the same experience and
had warned me about certain things that may happen, and
then they happened. So I was sort of chatting to
hear about that and stuff. Had a lovely spicy tomato soup.

(02:14):
It was really good.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Any bread with it.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
They had a roll, but I didn't want to roll.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Might have been the role of a lifetime.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
But they also had which was you know, I've come
across once or twice before because they knew it was
going to be so cold. The old heat pecks that
you stick to your shirt and your back and your
kidneys and your feet and your bolos, they're actually bloody good.
You just peel them off, stick them.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
On paranormal and I think mostly in your gloves or
your socks or something that was ship Yeah, very small.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, these ones, you just literally rip them up and
just stuck them on your ship.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah. Yeah, good stuff. Great so that the human can
get warm.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
So I changed, I changed. I changed mine every fifteen minutes.
I would have gone through about fifty.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, just cheg them on the ground for one of
the id's to pick up, did you.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
But I was saying to Keezy that I was just
because it's I'm a bit sleep deprived at the moment.
And when I got on the car, usually when I
got in the car to go home, of course I
pumped the heat up and that made me feel very woozy.
And it's a mother winding road all the way home.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Did you work it out?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
And I got a bit woozy on it and did
a bit of a on one of the corners and
went windows down. Just wait yourself up.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
With your mate.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Mentionine that mention if Jason crashed overnight, imagine that. Okay,
the big show keezy mo, Yeah, straight away, new imaging made.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
There's a lack of remorse, there's there's a there's a
practical consideration that goes on. Jase, how you know the
show must go on? Yes, the show will go on. Well,
I mean, I'm sure you guys would say something nice about.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Me, though, would't you.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
It depends on mine your will. We might do one
break with Graham low.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Right, okaycause you just celebrating my career in that, do.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
You imagine your memorial because I think you'll have a
quiet funeral for just the close family and then a bigger,
grander event for all your fans and for the state
to recognize your contribution to the art.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yes, we would have to get a bigger church.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
St. Mark's in town.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Here, thank you. That's what I was leading up to.
Which church you need, like a taller coffin to St? Mark?
Is the one that we did that event? What's the
one where we do that architect Yes, yes, I think so.
It's very nice, but not a lot of parking. Trying
to put people off with the lack of parking. There's
a nice one over in Parnell, which is where suit

(05:04):
Edmund Hillary had his funeral. Yes, still would be worthy
of you, I think.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
But I'd have to I'd have to restrict it to
fifty eulogies.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes, people can get carried away, can't they.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yes, I just like no more than fifty. I'd say
to my wife. Yes, and you guys would do one
as you do one?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Would you do one? Mate? Yeah? Of course. Would you
sort of want a few from in the radio? The
be a C C obviously, I'd say most of you guys.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Like, would you guys like renegotiate your contracts and stuff?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh? Yeah, probably the first things. Oh yeah, yeah, Yeah,
there's a lot of salary cap freed up when you're dead.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah that's true, ship, Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Actually, can you put in a good word with the
dog squad people and just say no a young up
and comer.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
You mean before I die?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah? Should anything happen to me?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh, keysy will take it easy, you'll do it.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, it's always a good day work for the dogs. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Is that how you do it?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, but no, it was good.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
You almost crash. It was good.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
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radio Hururarchy with the Wracky Big Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
So then I got home out was in bed, but
I caught ten to three, and then my daughter woke
me up at three thirty.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh backbone.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
And then I got up at seven.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I went to bed at midnight and I woke up
at four. I went to No, I went to bed
at nine. We're to sleep at twelve, work up at four.
Good stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
It was meant I wanted to go to bed at
nine ten, and then Pugs forced me to go online
and play with him and his mates until midnight, and
I was fuming because I really needed an early night
last night. So that'll be tonight early night. No, Pugs,
don't you hear that?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'm filming again tonight.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
So actually that was.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Quite funny because just as I was going to bit,
I was like, Jason just started work.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, it's a nice feeling, isn't it. It's really nice
out there in the cold. It makes me warmer some here.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
I'll tell you what though. It was really lovely because
I was so cold that my wife had made up
a hot hot water bottle because I was going, oh, it's.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Going to because you were bitching a moan.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
It was going to be really icy getting into bed,
and she had it up against their back, and I
just just I just I just waddled in there and
then I did the old spoon there with the lovely
hot water bottle.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Given the year is twenty twenty four, do you have
an electric blanket? Man? Nah?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh, we used to have one. I don't know where
that's gone. It's a really good question.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I always thought it was dangerous having the combo of
the hot water bottle and the electric plant.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I've never known anyone to have the combo. People South
they do mental.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Because it's so freaking cold, and the old houses with
no insulation. My wife used to do that. My first minute. Yeah, well,
I was always it's freaking dangerous.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
No good, Yeah, I wouldn't be doing that.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Why, because you'd be electrocuted or something.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well, that's exactly what would happen. Yeah, if it was
to burst and leak everywhere. Back in the day, Jason,
you remember this, and you might remember this, keezy, but
they probably fixed them by the time you were a
young buck. Yeah, but you on your your electric blanket there,
but it had no thermostat on it, so it would
just continue to get hotter and hotter and hotter, and
you would wake up at about three o'clock in the

(08:10):
morning sweating, dying. Yes, And if you didn't wake up,
then it will get hotter and hotter and hotter and
catch on fire and you die. Right. It's a good system.
Oh toasty, especially you know if you went to be
completely steamed, oh yeah, and lay down. They were shocking me.
And I remember being a kid just waking up and
been so tired from how hot you were. It took

(08:33):
everything to turn it off. And you're so scared of
the fire. I don't know if the fire part it's true,
but certainly got drilled into you by your parents. Do
they have like timers on them that turn them off?
They do. The one I've got at the moment is
two hours or ten hours, and the setting is one
through nine. On what you like, I agree. And it
also has body and feet. It just should be on

(08:56):
or off. My wife though her feet are frazing, but
her body is hot. She'd love it. Jase.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
There's funny times to say, I know, and that's not
one of them. I don't think too far.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
You said you said that, You've said that before.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I can't say my body her body is hot, And
you say, I know.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
You've said that her feet are cold and her body
is hot before.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Is that how you mean it? I know.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Though, but it's only the first five minutes. You need it, right,
So you get in bed and it's for me, it's
oh fuck, it's good.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
You want it to be warm when you hop in.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, so you have it warm when you get in bed,
and before you fall asleep you turn it off and
then the body heat takes over.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
I hear owls and when you get into bed, like,
what are you wearing pajamas? Was at the moment I've
actually taken to wearing pajamas. I've got a track pants
on there. I'm still still shirt T shirt and nundies
because the temperature outside of the bed it's too cold.
It comes down through the douvet and if I'm nude,
it colds up me thighs and a half riced dovet. Man,

(10:03):
I've got heaps of duvots, but any more douvots too
hot for the wife. So we're in a world where
I get to be uncomfortable, right, andys and T shirt.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
That's what I need.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
What kind of anddies? You got the front door cart
our day of my andies? Yeah? And your hand hanging out.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Right, wow, because that's that's aj because it's just.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Been a pleasure of an elephant on the front really uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
If I if they just stay in the en, they're
still packaged that well, let them loose at night.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Well, it's nothing flexible enough to take that kind of pressure.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, there's a lot of weight there.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's genuinely why I stopped wearing ndies was because.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
You had a big schlang.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Well, there's that, but also I got a big rajo.
But also I found out that from wearing a belt
all the time and then wearing anddies at night, I
never gave my like torso area a break. And I
started to get like a mild hernia.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Ah did you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
And I went to the doctor and there was like, oh,
that's probably from you just constantly having your pants up
tight and leaning against the desk. Yeah, and have I
showing you my He was like, hang on, Jason, we
just concenterrained mile on for a sec.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
What's that? And he was like, I think he's referring
to the fact that anytime somebody mentions they've got any
kind of medical issue, you immediately jump out and talk
about yours. Have you actually got on? Yes? Is it
a golf ball type thing?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah? And my belly button it's popped out?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh god, can you bring your phone up? This has
got three hundred likes written all over. It actually got
a yes.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
And I've told you that when I used to say
that to my wife all the time, that I've got
a hernia, and she was like, oh fuck whatever, I
remember this. And then I went to the doctor and
he said, oh, no, that's a hernia. And I went
home and went, guess what, darling.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
It is an in your face.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
It kind of is too because it's quite bulby.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
And do you get anything done about it? Nah? What
does he recommend surgery?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
He actually said, it's not a massive hornia, So I mean,
if you want to get it, you've seen.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Under pressure at the gym or anything from straining or anything.
So it's too.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's sort of sunk back in now because of my abs.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Also, is it doesn't make you have an outy belly button? Yes?
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
And sometimes I push it back in and that's fucking painful.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Can I push it back and just go I'll push it.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Can we do a video if Pugs comes out, you
take your shirt off and he gets real close to
your belly button, then I push it in and go Bank.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
On Instagram.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Sure yeah, sure really absolutely not a fucking chance.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Skeezer, So good.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Hey you listening Listen to the radio Hurdarky big shows
fourd or seven every week down on Radio Ardak.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
You are right. Thanks you guys watching on YouTube as well.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Thanks Mace
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