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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Night and Day from just four dollars fifty.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome this big, big show, really big Jason, hitch my
note and.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
On get your mad Barstard's great to every company this
Wednesday afternoon, the seventh of August twenty twenty four. And you,
my friends, are watching the Big Show brought to you
by Night.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Day.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Get a Moogi is down in the tight blue shirt.
They're looking hot.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Man.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I know you haven't been to the gym yet today,
but boy, you're still popping. Can I just say that.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I'm fear of bolg and if you get my Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
You're bulging all right, and it's making me bulge, not.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Just my eyes keezy. Yeah, I get it, see what
I'm saying. Yeah, man, it's good to be here. You're
mad dog your sixthn the Bee got your beautiful here.
Well here's looking lovely at the moment. Can I say, luscious,
I left my cap on set night. I'm really filthy
about it. You know what else? You know what else
is film? I don't have it. Then I don't have
my wedding ring. He neither and I've just realized single

(01:10):
and rid to mingle.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh my god, one of them. Where's my wedding ring?
And I've only just realized it.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't like taking it off when you're actoring, No,
I don't like it at all.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
But what if the character you're playing? What a character
you're playing, Jays?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I can't tell you that unfortunately.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Forgetting what if your character's not married? But then what happens?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh you have to take it off, right? Yeah? I
don't like it though. We don't put it they when
you're on set, Jays, when you're in with the costume
and or makeup people depends you take it off and
they look after it for you. But I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, it gives me anxiety. Also, I've got another gold
ring which is really tight, and that gives me anxiety trying.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
To get it off.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Keasy your mad bars it? How's life?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Life's really great? Fellows? Yeah, lovely day at least up here.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
In Auckland, absolutely magnificent. Fels like spring.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
It does feel like spring, jas Yeah, it's a great point.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Spring's not for another month though, Jase. Did you know that?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Man?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, yeah I do. But I'm just I'm pretending it's
spring today because it makes me feel good. Yeah right,
you had a haircut, Keezy.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I have had a haircut. Thanks for noticing. Mogi and
Pugs notice immediately.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well I noticed because you started rabiting on about it
because you're wearing a cap. So what is it a shocker?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
That's not a shocker. It's just I felt like wearing
a cap today.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Right, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Now listen massive shower head feels.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh big show would you rather?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Of course, your chance to get in the jaw. They've
got the Big Pole coming up. Plenty going on, including
great tunes like the Sound Garden.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
The Hodaki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy Is.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Indeed the Red Hot Chili Pepper's there on the Radio
Hodakie Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is thirteen
minutes past four o'clock now. And yesterday's Big Pole the
question was dancing yes or no at the Olympics. That's right,
we've made it roll on the Big Show, which is this.
It has to be a definitive result, i e. Seventy
five percent sort of result in order.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
For things to change.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
We've already eliminated competitive walking from the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
It's god gone exactly. It won't be an Olympics.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
No.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
So yesterday's won breaking slash break dancing final result seventy
eight percent of people in favor of getting rid of it.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Great's gone gone, forget about.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
The people have spoken keysing.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Okay, I'll play the guillotine.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's gone.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
However, we haven't actually seen it at the Olympics yet.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, it's gone, so people haven't had a chance.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, people have traveled over there for it, so they
can have it this time. Yeah, and then that's it.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
It can be their final hurrah.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
All right again Swan, it's officially gone. All right, well
let's go for today's big pole.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Pole.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
This is an interesting one, actually lead to Caflon Yes or.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, that's right. I mean this is this is probably
driven by me. I was watching it over the weekend
and I was just struck by how average everybody was
that was participating in it. It is an interesting thing,
and I think one of the things that annoyed me
was how arrogant they all were. They're giving it to

(04:21):
the crowd, pumping it up, and I guess they're trying
to get the crowd into it, which is difficult to
do when you're not very good at any of the
things that you're participating in. You're not if you were,
If any of these guys that end up winning medals
were only participating in one of the ten sports, they
wouldn't even be at the Olympics. They'd be at home
watching the TV like me. You know what I'm saying. Yes, So,

(04:44):
for example, if you take the pole vault, the highest
pole vault that the men's that I didn't see the
woman's won. Hopefully that's coming up. But the highest pole
vault was in the decathlon was one with a leap
of five meters twenty In the actual part vault, the
guy that won six meters twenty five. So why am

(05:05):
I watching a guy do five meters twenty when I
could just stick around and there's going to be a
guy that does over a meter higher than that. It's
just night and day. These guys are there day and
they are just average. They're averaging a whole bunch of
things which is not which for me, is not Olympics worthy.

(05:26):
Can I are celebrating, Keezy, You are celebrating mediocrity.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
What's that I'm trying to think of the phrase that's
going to my master?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, I know what you're saying. It's a jacket master.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Can I just hang on to get five meters twenty
in the pole? Vault is so incredibly unbelievably hard to
do to then throw, you know, eighty percent of what
a discus thrower would do in eighty percent of what
a sprinter would do.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I think.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
But by that logic, would you get rid of the triathlon?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
The triathlon? No, because that is a test of that's
an endurance test, right, I would get rid of the
relay one. I think that's an absolute joke that's coming
in the last one. But says, I don't know what
there is.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I vaulted five twenty when I was eleven. Kisy So,
I hear your point, Mogi, And can I just I
want to go on your side with this one?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
And I was surprised.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I just want to put the you know, the sporting
aspect to the side, because here, here, brother, I'm with you.
Never have I seen such arrogance such They were so
full of themselves, they were unnecessarily tight pants that show.
They just left nothing to the imagination. It's like they

(06:41):
dropped a small child down there and they were trying
to get out.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
You know what, everyone is wearing a tar.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I just just know.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Ten of the core events from the athletics sort of area,
and you have to be pretty damn good at all
of them.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, I know, I know what the I know. Yeah,
but that doesn't mean that they should be at an Olympics.
I think I think concentrate on one thing, like, concentrate
on one thing, be the best of that. And if
you can't stand home, you're getting in the way. Yeah,
I'm trying to watch the Olympics here. Move it all right?

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Welld New Zealand, you can have your say. Are you
on their ridiculous side? Text us three four eight three.
You can call us eight hundred Hadarchy or send us
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Pug's sound right now is chucking the old poll up
on the Hodaku Big Show Instagram page.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Beautiful mate. In the meantime, here's Blair.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Led Zeppelin there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. Now, we came up with a new segment
on the on the Big Show, and I've got to
tell you, fellows, it's absolutely going off, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
It is certainly is. And it's this.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
That ship Panela Radio two.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
That ship off. I forgot that it has.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I think I came up with the first really bad
idea for vanilla radio.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
So how it works as someone comes in with a
pretty vanilla idea that you might hear on other radio stations.
The first everyone was does anyone even like banana fruit bursts?
We then conduct a traditional radio break, which is one
person says does anyone even like it? Another person has
a contrasting opinion, someone might have a hot take, and
then we go to the texts.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
That's so true, So good man.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Today, fellers. The topic comes old viral Kezy. I was
sitting on the toilet this morning.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, around about midnight doing a massive.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Remember this is vanilla radio. I was sitting on the
tourlet this morning and I went to grab the toilet
roll and it was on backwards. My wife keeps putting
it on the wrong way, so the toilet paper. It
comes down the back like a mullet almost rather than
a waterfall, which is how I like it. And I
was like, isn't that just silly? I mean, surely most

(09:04):
people would put it with the paper going down the front.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Hang on
a minute. I've got a contrasting opinion on this. It's joking.
I have mine hanging off the back like a mullet,
closest closest to the wall. Why though, that's just well,
because what it allows me to do is I can
grab it with one hand and I can pinch off
the paper by pressing my thumb against the wall and

(09:29):
the paper. Right, okay, so it makes it. It's a
time saving technique for me, and it means I can,
with my other hand be keeping up to date with
all the news of the day on my phone. Right, Fellows,
you're mad, Keysy.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
You're crazy. You're both crazy as far as I'm concerned.
Because I have a bit of a hot take.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Oh what's that. You've got a hot take? It's a
hot take, siren.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I don't like my toilet roller be on a hanger
at all. What my toilet roll is completely rogue. It
sits on a little bench by the.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Toilet there, So I get up off the toilet, it's.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Next to the toilet, and then I just have it
rogue so it's not hanging on anything. Then I pick
up the toilet roll and I essentially mummify my hand
with toilet paper player because because remember it's only two
strokes for old Howdy J, so I need a lot
of absorption.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Sure, so I mummify my hand.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Do the douche doche flash. That's my take on it fels.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
That's a hot take. So New Zealand, how do you
use your toilet paper? Is it mullet star with the
paper hanging on the back, water fall hanging down the
front or you a mad bastard like hoity j and
just have it rogue? Text us on three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiky.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Radio Hodiky.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Is indeed the competition that's lighting up the radio world.
Would you rather the NRL Grand Final or Bathhurst two
great prizes, whatever you choose, Let's go straight to Steve.
Get a Steve your massive backbone house life.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Oh bloody good, Jay, you're a bunch of backbones yourself.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
He speaking of backbones, Steve, what do you do for
a crass mate.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
On a maintenance for service kick pump engineer?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, you're a check of all backbone.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
They just said all round backbone by the sounds of it,
Steve backbone. Yeah, hey Steve to Catherine at the Olympics
or no, I don't know, shall you okay, that's okay,
that's okay Steve Bathhurst or in our our grand.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Final in RL.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Thanks you for the league.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
So yeah mate, I can I could go, but in.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Position with you Steve ball back wing, Yeah wheels.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
You're a nippy back to Steve nippy.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
They had a decent turn of speeding a young.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Fellow when you came in and the sicker man tackle.
You put the slipper into a few people there.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Oh yeah, no, year back and seen your first grade.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
There was ye down there on the West Coast, mate,
you big clothes on and people left good on you.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, they're proper mean there in the West Coast. Stay
on the line, mates and out good man Pugs and
studio b.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
We look after you all right. Oh thanks very much,
appreciate it. Good agees lle.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
How's live good things here are you?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, very good, thank you, very very just quickly just
say is that a South African extent? I can hear?
No true blue?

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Hey Joselle, what do you do for a crust part
time office?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Ladybone?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah? Good, good, good stuff. Hey, Gizelle, what are you
running with? The NRL Grand Final or barefeirst? Definitely the NRAL. Yeah,
get on to stay on the line and pug Son
will take care of you in studio.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
B awesome, thanks mate, gizl.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Gisell, Gizell, Hey make sure you keep those ticks coming in.
For Vanilla Radio, today's topic is toilet paper. Do you
have it hanging over the front or over the back
of the real or are you a rogue like Jason
just have the role sitting randomly on a bench nearby?
A lot of ticks coming through? This one's always this
one here is good? Your content is ship Oh yeah,

(13:55):
so yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I mean that's often in the opinion, But it's been
the radio for you.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Well exactly if other stations can do it, so can we.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
If it wasn't shit, we wouldn't be doing it, you know, yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
In the meantime, He's Chemical.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Brothers the Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey the.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Rolling Stones there on the radio hoed Archy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is six minutes to five o'clock.
Speaking of which, after five o'clock, Keysy's gone back to school,
so we'll have a bit of an update and see
how he's going. There another chance to get into the
draw for would you rather than what's happening in old
Gay Paris?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Fells good?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
I was actually watching the TV before excited to see
which I've completely forgotten about. The cycling's coming back right,
and I've put that out of my mind. And actually
from recollection, New Zealand's pretty good on the track there
with the cycling.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
You're Sarah Olmer's back this time round, which I'm bloody
excited about. She's an absolute wow. That seems like a
long time between drinks. Yeah, yeah, I know, but she's
that good. Wow.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Well, I think when you get to a certain level
of fitness like her, you never lose it.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, that's right, So why not make it come back
about Liz Jason And you'll know this man, you never
forget how to ride a bike so you can write
for her. She hadn't ridden a bike for probably nine
ten years, and she jumped back on it and she
remembered how to ride it immediately. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Look, I'll tell you this too because the squash is
coming up in about three days as well. Susan Devoy
coming back. You know, I wouldn't put it past here.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
No, she's still got a bit of pep in the stock,
Oh boy does she? And she talks in terms of
trash talk keezy Dame Susan Devoi talks massive amounts of shit.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, Sarah Olner's forty eight. Has she got an elbow
or a Yeah, I'm the one who's been stupid.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
That the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days and four on radio.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Hold Ikey, welcome back your massive backbones. Hope. Are you
getting through hump Day? And Wednesday is treating you well?
You're listening to the Big Show brought to you by Night.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
And ruined it again.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
It's silly with that, Jase, what's going what's going on?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
We're trying to do something special here, brother, and you're
going the keezy route.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Sorry, I'm just feeling a bit sort of woozy.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Right, No, I'm not gonna know who.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
I'm in a really good mood. It's been a great day,
but I actually had has been a busy day, a
vast amount of sleep last night, which has kind of
thrown me off. But I feel a bit woozy and
sort of tides.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
You know what you should do?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
What's that keezy?

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Go to Night and Day and get some barrista made
coffee for his last four dollars fifty.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
That's a bloody great idea.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
And as luck would have it, it's the Hoidy J
Special today.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh yeah, boy, yeah, let the people know what that is.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
So you go to Night and Day and you say
one Hoidy J Special please. They give you a coffee,
two packets of Weathers originals, yes, one kg beg of prunes,
some two piers of reading glasses.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh, and a special pair of scissors to cut off
your skin tags.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
That's right, skin tag scissors. They've got those now, some
brill cream yeah talc yeah, and some extra small connies
and that's twelve ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, it's not bad man.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
And you forgot the adult diapers? Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh
is that what they're called what Yeah, yeah, okay, good
get so and how much is that twelve ninety nine?

Speaker 4 (17:31):
It's actually twelve ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
That's a hell of a deal.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
That's crazy. It sounds like a good deal. But actually
when you go there they round it up to thirteen.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
But yeah they do because unless you if you pay
if poss but if you pay cash, they have to
round it up because Jace, they don't have pennies anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
They call it. They call it Dutch rounding, Jace, Swedish rounding.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Actually, you know you're thinking of something else. That's when
you round something for the guy next to you.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, you like that? So good pilot of the Hurdiching
being shown podcast.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yes indeed, Jimmy World there on the radio Honarchy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon, eleven minutes past five o'clock in
great news. Everyone Keys, he's gone back to school. He's
a student again. How's it going, Keezy, It's.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Going really well, Jays, thank you. Three days in my
thirties now and I was like, you know what, surely
I can learn something new. So I'm doing today or malory,
which is something I've always wanted to do. Being part Maldi.
Three days in there. I've decided the best way for
me to learn is to go full immersion. Yeah, and
by that I mean full immersion as a student. So

(18:39):
what I did this morning was I woke up at
ten no alarm, Actually just got out a bit at
ten am. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Do you have heaps of busies the night before?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, fall immersion? Yeah, yeah, you were hungover, that's right.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
I was hungover responsibly, of course. Noodles for breakfast, two minute.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Noodles, yeah, nice, yeah nic yeah yeah, excellent.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
State of my trachis nice to the day, rang my
parents and asked for money.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah yeah, that's the story. Yeah yeah, yeah, you have
a few BUCkies, a few BUCkies yeah yeah, yeah, bungies, bucky.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Bar Yeah yeah, that's illgal. I'm not happy about that.
I didn't actually let the school find out. I didn't
actually fell as. I was just going along with it
just to impress you guys.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Had a couple of a hair of the dogs.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah yeah I did.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
I pulled a red card. Pardon I pulled a red card.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
You know a red card? Do you know what I read?
Card is?

Speaker 4 (19:33):
So it's when you're in a flat and each person
gets one red card, right, all the flatmates, and you
can pull it at any moment, and that day everyone
has to not go to class and they have to
stay at home and you've devised some sort of big
responsible drinking event. Ah, right, and then you'll make out
and you've got you've only got one to play all year.
And so I pulled it today just really it was
just me and while she was working from home, my wife.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
So we did that. Burnt a couch.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah cool.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Once again, she's pretty annoyed about that. Get bullied you,
I got bullied a wee bit.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Did your mom come over and pick up your washing?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yes? I called my mom? Yeah, can you come do
my washing? So that was good. But yeah, I think
it'll work.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
I haven't done any study yet, well, mostly because I
had scrumpies on my hands so I couldn't actually type
into the keyboard or anything like that. But yeah, I
mean it's a crucial part of bigger students. It's definitely
not something I've heard for the first time this year.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I had more Brewers Droup when I was a student
than any other time.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, I was what were you studying?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Philosophy?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah? What did you study? Margie tourism.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Well are you laughing at the same tourism?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
It was cool man was a PhD. You got my masters,
you're a doctor of tourism. I studied and Japanese was
part of it as well. Language and how to make
a beard, that was the master's part of it. How
to do hospital corners.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Corn Yeah, bloody tricky those things actually actually no carry on?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
How to run up twenty five thousand dollars debt? Yes,
drink and purse yeah responsibly. Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
I just got my course related costs out and use
it and use it to buy a longboard.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
That's full immersion as being a student as well.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
So ye're good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's actually very sweet.
Keezy rang me today while he was, you know, fully
immersing himself in the student in life here and asked
if I'd be a mentor for him.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Mogi was hard, so it was like.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah, of course, they wok easy, So just hold his
hand and take him through it.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Is that what being a mentor is? Yeah, he mentored
a lot of people, haven't you.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah I have Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's that's great anyway.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, just be aware that that is going to be
how I'm conducting myself moving forward. So if you're going
to be full immersion, we'll probably expect you to pull
out of the course in the next couple of months.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
The Hdiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Tune in four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
John Petty and the Heartbreak is there on the radio
ho Dankey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
The time is fine twenty three. Yeah, Big Pole. Got
a bit of a big pole update here, Keezy, haven't
we brother? Today we're doing it and all throughout the
Olympics we've brought back the big Pole so we can
determine whether sun sports should be cold. Yes, from the games,

(22:34):
we've already got rid of break dancing indeed, and we've
got what was that walking there?

Speaker 4 (22:40):
We're voted out officially seventy eight percent.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Two that's right, and so anything over seventy five percent
has gone. It's got to be a conclusive vote today
on the chopping blockers to kathlon. And this is a
controversial one because a lot of people rate the decathlon
it but my personal view is there's a bunch of
average people out there doing average things. When you can
just stick around and watch people considerably better at every

(23:03):
single one of the events that they're doing. Sure, so
if you go to this, I've just got some stats
here for you. Keysy the fifth are let's go discus.
In the decathlone, the winning throw was fifty three point
nine to one. Wow, the Olympic gold medal for just
discus only men's sixty eight point nine meters. That throw

(23:29):
of fifty three point ninety one would have secured the
decathlete three hundred and seventy fifth place, so pretty good.
Pole vault five meters twenty compared to six meters twenty five,
the decathlete would have finished three hundred and fifty fifth. Right.
The one hundred meters now, this one's not bad ten

(23:51):
seconds and was ten point two five seconds. The gold
medal has got nine point seven nine so not a
long way forty second come forty second, that's pretty good.
Shot put fifteen points sixty six to the ca athlete
twenty three point one to three to the individualists' way
off there a fair way off there they would have come,

(24:12):
or that they would have been over one hundred, so
they wouldn't have qualified for the Olympics at all. Right,
long jump eight meters three versus eight point four eight.
They would have come fifty six. That's not too bad.
That's not too bad.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
That's pretty close.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Shot put sixteen point six four compared to twenty three
point one three. They would have been past one hundred
and they would not have qualified. Right, I think we
already done. We did. Shot I apologize, Yeah, that's right.
A high jump two meters seventeen compared to two meters
thirty seven, they would have come one hundred and seventy
seventh and they wouldn't have been at the Olympics. Four

(24:49):
hundred meters forty six point one seven versus forty three
point seven four. Still pretty good. Three hundred and thirty
first of the world. They're sitting at home, they're on
the couch. They're not at the Olympics. They're in the crowd.
They paid their money like everybody else. The hurdles thirteen
point six to two versus at thirteen oh one, that's
pretty good. One hundred and forty fifth. Again, you're at
home or you're in the crowd. You paid for your ticket.

(25:10):
Javelin seventy seven point seven eight JS the gold medalis
ninety point two meters.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
That's a hell of it throw thanks mate, ninety, appreciate it.
It is a massive throw.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Eighty ninth, eighty ninth. The fifteen hundred meters four minutes fifteen, Keezy,
the gold medalist came was three minutes twenty seven. They
would not have qualified. And in fact, this is interesting,
they would have come ten thousandth six hundred and thirty
fourth in the world. Wow, and I'm not even joking.

(25:45):
That is taking all runs in that have taken place
this year. It stops at four minutes. Oh wait, this
guy came got four minutes fifteen, so the best he
could have done was ten thousand, six hundred and thirty fourth.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
But that's that's really interesting, right it is. However, the
thing we're missing is that it's the same person doing
every single one. So sure you can put it. Noah Lyles,
I think they won the Golden Sprinting. Get him to
throw a shotput, he's going to throw it even a
third of the way that that person has done. And
doing shot put and then doing long distance running two
completely different builds required.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, that's what I mean. It's just exactly it's a
waste of time. The guys that can do it the best,
and you get them. That's why it's the Olympics, Keysy,
because what you do is you get the people that
are the best at it and you get them all
to compete at the Olympics. You don't get the guy
that's terrible at it and get him to do it,
because that's shitouse and I just.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Feel like you're putting all the stamps aside there. They're
massive show painties. That's why I want to get rid
of Itzy.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
It was your favorite guy, that American fellow that had
the scarf on his head that was giving the crowd
to clap. Yeah, it was my favorite. You know that.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Can I just say this whole big pole today? Courtesy
of Moogi, I'm just going to play this. That's the
hot take, Siren.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
It is an solute the hot take. I'd love to
get this one over the line.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, if you want to have your say, New Zealand
vote hoduky Big Shows Instagram story and it could be
facing the cut tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I think it's an all better for Yeah, it might
be a bit of a stretch mate the Hiking Bing
shown podcast Radio Holarchy.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Would yourself you.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Indeed, would you rather bath thirst store? The NRL Grand
finally we had a bit of a run there for
a couple of days. Fellas a lot of people going
for bath thirst after a huge tide of league fans.
But she's kind of right at the ship again today.
Not that either one is better than the other. No,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Oh you I agree.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
I think it was that initial, that big loss over
the weekend from the Warriors.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Maybe taste depressed the league vote.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
But then Shawn Johnson retired and then there was this
talk of hey we can actually get into the finals.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, everyone's back.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Get a Stephan your mad bastard?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Hell's live as a game fellow?

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah good, thanks.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Good?

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yeah, yeah, he's pretty chill man. He's a pretty relaxed dude.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Is it nice and warm? Down and Wellington brother? Oh
yeah mate, Hey stiff, what do you do for a
crust mate plumber?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
And what are you running with the Steffan you or
bethrce a beth Feist sausage? What does that make? I think, bethist?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I disagree Rugby League? Yeah you know, yeah shocked. I'll
hand you over the park soon in studio. Be all right,
good on you mate.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Good a Jess house life.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Oh pretty good?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
How are you? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Thanks, Jess. What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 5 (28:55):
I'm a designer.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Ah, what kind of design though cost? You?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Or kitchens?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Nice backbone? Do you know Jason's got a new He's
gone with Bayleaf in his kitchen. Do you think that's
a horrendous mistake? Jess?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Did you say Bailey?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
She's just lying to get into the draw. I see
what she's doing. No one likes bay Leaf, No, I
would never.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
I tell you what. I tell you what. When we
after we'd chosen it, we went, oh, geez, I don't
know about that actually, but it actually does look really good.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Few beers, it's all good.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
So Jess, I'm going to make sure that you don't
get in the draw, and if you do, then certainly
you're not going to win it. But go on, tell
us what you're gonna do anyway, right, it's.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Got to be better, Okay, be going to grab your
entry there, Jess.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yeah, I'll pass you away with a pug son and
studio b Thank you.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Love you, Hey, fellers, would you rather be able to
live in a cave or live in a treehouse?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:07):
And why are you're thinking just quickly, would you rather
go to the narrow Grand Final flights in accommodation included
or Bathtist flights in accommodation included.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
That's what we were doing today, so that was all about. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
For me, it would be a cave because then I
could like fires.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Oh I like that. I'd go to the treehouse because
then I could like fires. Oh I like that. What
about you, keezy? Ah, you're scared of climbing. You get vertigo,
so you get a.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Bit woozier with heights, don't you.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
That's right? Yeah, but I'm scared of the dark as well,
So the cave would be we have.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
A roaring fire, so it wouldn't be that dark.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah, I'm going to the cave with the raging fire. Yeah,
get a fire game and there and smoke the bastard out.
That's what we'll do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And what did
you choose, Jason? Cave cave?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Will you have a TV in there?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Why? So you can still watch Bathorst? What the hell's
talking about?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Have to back about ten minutes ago?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Here's the Arctic Monkeys, the Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kesey Van Hayden.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
There on the radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday evening.
I listen up. If you're a bear fan, beer Van
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Big Show is going to be down there, Keys, that's right,
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Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah, we'll be doing it live on the Friday.

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Speaker 3 (31:49):
In, Hey, Keys, he ha. What's happening in Gaye Paris?

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Goals silver bronze run jump shot, but throw hammer, throw surfing, skateboarding?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
What's that mean? In jay Paris?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
What a lovely transition.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
The it's beautiful. That was so good thanks fellas. Let's
can I put it that way? So good? Yeah? Man?
What's coming up in the wonderful world of Paris? All right,
a few middle chances? Oh, sailing, this is tonight we're
talking about. That's right.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Here's twelve forty three am. So technically tomorrow morning. Actually, Jason,
Michael Wilkinson Erica Dawson will be racing in the NECRA seventeen.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Oh good stuff.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
What just the type of sailing I assume athletics. Of course,
that epic pole vaulting final which saw not only Eliza
McCartney get through, but then the two other younger jumpers
Imagent Eiress and Olivia McTaggart. They are jumping at four
fifteen am. Medal chance, correct, it's a final?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
McCartney looked really good in the qualifying sure, and then
the other two didn't jump as high. But God and Judas,
did you know? Basically not enough people made the qualifying mark.
Oh yeah, so I don't think they got an on
the decatholic subclause. That's great, Yeah, you had out. So
they are going to be competing as well. I think
McCartney's a real chance for a medal to be honest

(33:18):
with fantastic.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
How long have you been following pole vaulting? Ah? Two days?
It's good enough enough for me.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Of course, he's coming back from injury, Mugie after winning
the silver rio.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
So she is.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
She is a medal prospect.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I used to do a hell of a lot of
pole voting back in the day, but I had to
withdraw eventually because I got injured, which is always a
bit of a whole of the vault sprained anus. You
got cycling.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
They were bastard to get right, aren't they not as.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Bad as a dislocation? Yeah? True? What the cycling? No,
the spray at the strained anus? Hey, was it strained
or sprayed? It was sprained, right?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
I sprained?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Was it very different? Injuries? Jason?

Speaker 3 (33:59):
I think I had.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
I had a strained damus. You got the cycling. It's
under a lot of pressure. Can we just talk about that.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
You've got the cycling, women's track, cycling, the team pursuits are.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Sarah, She's back so good? No, Sarah Akasy Yeah, Man,
Beth or.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Stage, js, Alie Williston, Briany Borutha, Emily Sherman and Nicole Shields.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
That's going to be at five twenty five The Middle
Telly Updates and.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
God the Big Show Middle Telly Update.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Okay, the New Zealand is currently sitting in thirteenth place
on the Middle Telly.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
We've got three Golds, five silvers, one bronze with two
asterix's thank you because we had two fourth places yep
and then Capital yes please New Zealand. Oh wow, this
isn't good at all. Fifth still that's actually great.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
So we've got nine medals overall five million, five million,
three hundred thousand people. That means one medal for every
six hundred thousand.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Right, good stuff. Here's a racon turs.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Well, I think it's funny to just try and catch
me off guard. Throw straight to a song. It's got
a really long intro too.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
We can be talking to do there we go, well.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Methoughts, but hold acky Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and rack.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
On there the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is four minutes to six o'clock after six
of course, or as always, what's for Tea with me Kezy,
So text through What's for Tea for You? On three

(36:20):
four eight three tonight.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Hang on, Jason, if we're going to do this scene
when I need to plug it, So text through what
you're having for dinner on three four eight three, include
your name and you can win a fifty a night
and day voucher.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yes, let's tea.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Do that.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Also after six o'clock, what's on the TV with me? Mike?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
My No, Yeah, forgot his headphones for the Germany's really said.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Backbone The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
I is indeed in qudos to you if you've got
through your hump day. It's not always easy, as it
fellas the old hump day.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Was it cudos or kudos? I thought it was kudos?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Oh, kudos, kudos. I always say kudos.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
That's what made me think, right, yeah, kudos.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Anyway, congratulations, I'm getting through your hump Dave vas far
because right this minute you're listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Today. Good or bad, really good just at the bottom
end of the old d.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Now listen on the podcast Outro Today, which is a
podcast we do outside of the radio show for all
those aspiring actors out there. It's a great podcast to
listen to because we talk technical sort of staff refilming.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
You should listen to it too, Keezy, but I'm in it. Yeah,
but you don't listen while you're talking.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Jason, I'm like eighty percent of it.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Here's a clip of today's one called favorite. So my
favorite thing back in the day was the media set
up starts.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
No, it wasn't that. We're on YouTube, don't forget. Oh,
there you go weirdly. I heard you say that just now,
and I did exactly this, almost exactly the same thing
that I did in the pod recording, and that was
just my natural instinct and loser.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
If you want to know what Mogi did during that recording, going,
I got the YouTube broadcast.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah, it's going to be up. I don't know tomorrow,
Pug's aunt the YouTube clip. Is it up tomorrow or
today tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yes, you started to.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Film the outros, which is pretty cool. But if you
want to listen to them, search Hduky Big show where
we get your potties from?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Hey? Up next? What's for tea?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
With me?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
So?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Send through your menu? Would you please? On three four
eight three?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
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tune worth doing you get four specials for that and
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Speaker 2 (38:53):
It's all right, man, The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Kesey use indeed cheer.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Right now it's time for Hey guys, takes here from
Steve what's the New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
With me Ki Yellow?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
That monkey porn doesn't like Crush doesn't like monkey porn
front account about your boy.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
We should just drop that. It's just so confusing. No
one knows what it means.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Everybody knows what it means. There. It's just all the
nicknames that Keysy has picked up over the last week.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
It's literally been within the last month. These random things
have popped up so stupid.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Well, things that we've found out about you, Kezy. To
be fair, yes, and none of them are inaccurate.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
One's called monkey porn and it also says that you
don't like monkey porn. Yes, so that one knocks that
one out right.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
It doesn't I feel like it, you say it does,
but it's still there fellas.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Can we get on with it please? Three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
You've been really impatient tonight, Jason, because you're crapping on. Well,
at the end of the day, mate, we're head or
seven regardless, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
That's true, all right? So I just said, you know,
just just calm down.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Calm the farmers. That worse than someone telling you to
calm down as well. Good day, flollers Doris here, Doris Day, Wow,
black Doris plums?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
What about them? That's who's texting. If you're going to
be silly about it, mate, we won't. This doesn't meant
to be your segment.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
It was Doris Day, fish and chips and the glass
of milk.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Cheers, yez. That surprised me. For Doris.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
That sounds very student tea to me.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Wow, the milk's weird, yes, but the student would just
get the chips. They can't afford fish these days, and
not milky. It used to be a dollar thirty for
a fish, dollar thirty for a scoop. You don't even
get a scoop anymore, keysy do you small or live?
They're all over the show?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yea here. There used to be standardized Jason, remember that
I do. What's that about?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
I used to like curry your roles and spring rolls
and crabsticks.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Good a fella's Mike here, texting in from Gisbon. Mike,
Mike and the Mechanics. Yeah, Mike and the Mechanics a
great band. Tonight, Me and the Mechanics are having weena
Snitzel and gravy.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
I don't know about a gravy for weena snitchel.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
I don't know about a weenus no wenus nitzle. It's
weiena schnitzel.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
I tend to go for your mushrooms, your mushroom.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Sauce, button mushroom sauce.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Sure you can use button mushrooms.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Gezy, good, good a fellas Sarah here.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Olmer no Alda.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Tonight I'm having lamb chops, chicken nibbles, mashed taties, peas
and carrots.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
I don't know what's going on there.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
It just sounds like a nice meal down.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
That just sounds like I'm going to try and fill
myself up with as much crap as possible.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Yeah, well, she's got a big grace, get a flowers.
What's actually says cured to Kezy. This is from Jeremy
Jeremy spoken in class today From Jeremy spoken in class today.
Gonna end up with some mystery meat and side dishes when.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I get home. What was that before side dishes? And oh?

Speaker 4 (42:21):
I thought, so get a get a Feller's Jordan here
from mount.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Eden Black Peterson. What Jordan Peterson? That luck?

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Oh good ah tonight having me and the exponents of
having wood pigeon stew stuffed with fijo.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
You don't like your froat and your meat. I don't
fruit in my meat. But that's something a little bit different,
although I would say that potentially out of season. That's
got me worried. He's frozen.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
From dehydrated some and then just while he was at
work put them in a bowl of water desated.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
He says, here, I've frozen them. I haven't dehydrated them,
and stuff, because that's just weird and a whole lot
of pointless carry on. So long ticks two ticks?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Actually? Wait one more?

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Good a fellas mince and cheese or tomato sauce v
energy drink? Loll Hang on a minute, who's that from?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Sorry, I forgot to read. That's from Daniel.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Oh, Daniel my brother. You are older than me, day Lewis.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, the Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kissy.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Jeff Lipper there on the radio. Hold Aki Big Show
this Wednesday evening. But right now it's time for What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. How's your throw little frog in
my throat there? Yeah, little french Man. You know what
I'm saying either, I don't know. I watched rock climbing

(44:07):
last night. I can't get I can't get around calling
it bouldering.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Did you get there's something vaguely erotic about bouldering?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah, it's just reeks of It's called bouldering. But it's like,
that's not It's always been called rock climbing.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
It's something that you think that people would, something where
that people do in their bedroom bouldering.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Yeah, people are boulders bouldering.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yes, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
I would, Yeah, but I enjoyed it. I don't know
if you guys have seen it, but God, they get
up that wall fast. They climb up fast, really really fast. Now,
I watched the one where they're sort of at a
real steep angle they were. He went up there in
about five seconds. It's undelievable. Do you know what? You
know what's funny about it?

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Keezy?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
They are faster at that wall, which is fifteen meters,
then they would be faster up that wall. Then if
you laid the wall down and a decatholice sprinted it,
that's how fast they are. You know what I'm saying.
That's correct, one hundred percent. That's a comment on both
how fast the rock climbers are and how slow and

(45:19):
useless to Catholics are.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Yes, well, obviously the last couple of nights, I haven't
watched anything due to our other circumstances. But what I
am planning to watch The night Fellows. And I don't
know if you any of you have watched it yet.
It's a movie called Wakefield with Brian Cranston on Disney.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Oh no, Prime, have any of you seen that? I
don't know. I'm not really huge on Brian krast forgive me. No,
that's breaking bed. I like breaking bed, yeah, but yeah,
but everything else, I've never been that particularly film. Oh Malcolm, great,
I've dom that that. It was genius? Can you tell me? Jos?
And I'm sorry to interrupt you here. Did you watch

(45:56):
the last episode of House of Dragon?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (45:59):
No, final episode? That was the final episode, And can
I just tell you people are fhuman? So look forward
to that mate.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Okay, I'll watched that tonight just so I can be
filthy tomorrow. Zee, what did you watch last night?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I watched another episode.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
I think it was episode five of Colin from Accounts
season two, Australian comedy, which I'd love and Mogi and
his wife hates.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Well, I've watched one episode of it and I want
to give it more of a chance, but my wife
refuses because she acknowledges that it is garbage. However, it
has taken you a long time to get to talk back,
and also can I make the point too? My wife
felt the same way. What about Colin from the Accounts Yes,
season two. Yes, but she wasn't as harsh as Mogi's wife. Well,
she said it was just it was okay, I love it.

(46:39):
It wasn't that my wife was harsh. She just said
she'd seen one and she didn't want to watch anymore. Yes,
which is pretty harsh.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Well, so last night's episode was an interesting one where
they did this thing where for the first fifteen minutes
it was about his night and for the second fifteen
minutes it was about her night, and it was interesting
and at the end they came together.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Pattern at the end.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
They met up and it was like a real And
the first fifteen minutes had my you know, we can't
watch the beer because it gives my wife anxiety watching
it with all the cooking in the kitchen and the stress.
This one gave her anxiety as well. But at the
end it was like a nice ending. It was an
interesting episode, but it was kind of you know TV shows,
remember Ted Lasso did one episode.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Never did Ted watching it? Do me your favor and
start and tell me what you think, absolute sacred garbage.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Wait, wait, just one episode, and I agree, it's pretty sacred.
There's one episode where they just go completely offscript, just
do one weird episode.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
That's what this was. I always they always do that
with TV shows, and it's like all of a sudden, Oh,
we're going on holiday or we're going to go in
and it's just like, can you just do the thing
you normally do.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
I mean, I liked this one because it was like
it was quite a funny situation, interesting, but my wife
found it very anxiety inducing.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Mala.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
She gave me a call while I was on set.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
The whole actually big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Cheesy Yeah Boy tool there Now every day of this
week we're focusing on a specific brewery. So let's have
a chat about that.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
We're rough to fan the brewery. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Anyway, all of these breweries. I think it's this weekend
next week. Did I say breweries? Yes, all of these breweries.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
I want to make you feel SLF conscious about it,
keezy or go on about it.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
We wouldn't do that here on the big show. They
are all going to be down at Beavana, which is
bloody exciting. Today's brewery. It is brew Moon Brewing, all right,
and their brewing company is North Canterbury's oldest and most
experienced brewery.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
The sound of that, Canterbury, did you say that's right?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Years ago?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Canaber. It's all good. Ascribe I like it.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Founded by Karen McCauley and Belinda Golden, Karen Karen Colcin,
Warren McCaulay Colcin from Old Home Session Karen McCauley Colin
as someone else, right, Yeah, as a Brother. Founded by
Kiaren McCaulay Culkin and Belinda gus Gould in two thousand
and two, this family owned brewery is known for exotic

(49:20):
seasonal brews, like their truffle infused Golden Ale.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Truffle sounds like, Maggie, I'll be honest with you, I'm not.
Do you find that when you go to a restaurant
and they put truffle oil on things, it overpowers everything
else on the plate?

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Can do?

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Can? It doesn't accentuate, it sort of dominates. Also a
lot of it. To try it and the beer. Yeah,
absolutely put anything in the beer. I'll try it.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
A lot of those truffles are actually fake. They're not
actually from truffle. It's like a similar tasting thing is
not that truffle. It's too expensive.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Here comes trufflew is not the time for country calendar?

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Chat Mate that there's one hundred percent country calendar chat
They've also got fan favorites like the ambly.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Bran favorite Grand let me explain.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
I would have seen fran Is their head brewer, and
they call them fran favorites. Oh okay, and they're on
the top rated Bruce, What's friends Last Night?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
No, no test it, but their.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Fair and favorites include the Ambly Paloul brew Moon Bruins
Delicious Brewis have won medals at both Insed Beer Awards
and the Australian International Beer Awards as well. They will
be at Beervana twenty fourth of August in Wellington sky Stadium,
as will we Great Staff make Hurd.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Believe your Man Bastards.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
That's your hump dayne and dusted Moggie.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
What's the plan tonight?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Go to the gym. I'm going to the gym, thanks mate, Yeah, yeah,
I'm going to the gym. I gotta do legs. I'm
doing leagues three days a week at the moment because Jason,
your know this. My focus is on burning fat. Sure,
because the biggest muscles in your body are in your legs.
If you look at your legs, you'll burn more fat.
It's not my big yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. What are

(51:13):
you doing your beeswax man? It's keezy, that's right.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
You'll be Isn't it weird how we have like our turns,
like it's always Moggi first for this one, then me,
then you.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Yes, I think it'll be more interesting if Jas went second.
But let's trite it this way.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
What are you doing, Keezy, I'm gonna have dinner with
my wife, watch Country Calendar.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I don't think it is Porkmant's. I think it's Lamb mince.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Is that weird?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Are you a fan of the Lamb?

Speaker 3 (51:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I you like Lamb massively, right, I don't want to
lamb fatty taste to it.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Well, it's this, It's like a pit like pitter bread Bass,
Peter bread, Peter bread. It's his recipe and it's sort
of Pitti pets stuffed with Peter Pet.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Who Peter Pet? What are you doing tonight, jess as
Brad Pet's brother.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Ah, I am going home, And the great news is
I don't have to go out tonight. So I'll watch.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
The episode of House really Effan and Jeff, and.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Then I watch Wakefield maybe. But I'm just wondering if
one of you guys can come out with me when
we go through Studio B, so I don't have to
bump into Pugs again.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
I think you guys need to deal with it. Mano, mano, Okay, Well, Keezy,
you want to come to want to be rugged in
with you and this beef you've got with pugs on.
Me and him are buddies, and if he hates your guts,
that's on you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Okay, I got a bit of work to just stay
in here until he goes home. He leaves us about
eight thirty.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Okay, here's a good plan.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
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Speaker 1 (52:49):
See you later.