August 8, 2024 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Fan of the Hurdarcky picture of podcast on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Every Weekday.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I just wanted to go before we start.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah post thanks mate.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's really pissing me off because they hit the pole
vault on in the studio and who turned it off?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You did? Yeah, because I am I'm sort of in
the line of sight of the television, so I'll be
like in a yarn and you'll just be not looking
at me, just staring at the TV behind me, and
I think it's fucking rude. Actually, that's what it's like.
Whenever we talk to you, Muggie.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You're steering and us either you're just looking at the
thing on your phone.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's all coming out. Now.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
If it's all good, just leave me out of this one,
or you're all good.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I've got.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It was great the pole vaulting, That's all I'm saying.
I would have been professional, MUGGI and focused my entire
thoughts on you and what you were saying.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, then you won't mind that it's not turned on. Well,
I mean I could have done bar what be turned
on and focus on? We'll focus on me and be
turned on.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
There's been plenty of times when I've been turned on
and focused on you, I should think so. So there's
nothing different there.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
You guys have you guy's got a weird energy with
each other. You noticed it, like in terms of like sexually.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I mean yeah, and that there's no sexual energy there
at all, which is different from you two.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well, I I mean Jay said of sexual energy, not anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, we've already had sex energy and we know what
it's like. So there's you know, when it just doesn't
work in the in the bedroom, it's just not there.
It's just not there, Mogi.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And so I thought it was there, but I guess
I was wrong. Mogi.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What between you and Mogi?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, me and you.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Ages Ago Tanaki? That was over two years ago, wasn't it.
I feel like that was a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It was a long while.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Fellas? Not? Match Man? You went to the gym though,
I did. I'll tell you what. I can't tell this
story because it'll be too long for the radio show.
Did legs? So I went to the gym last night.
I had a masa all round, right?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yes? So he messaged that through what was the headphones?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I had a masa because I didn't take my headphones,
and I was doing legs and I didn't want to
and so full God that tom of night, that gym
is full. It sucks. And so anyway, when Lyne did that, finished,
came down into the changing room there and yeah, there's
(02:34):
an elderly fellow that was sitting right next to my locker.
He was sitting there, so they had to ask him
to move so I could get in there. That was
lovely old feller. He was there, he had his workout
gear on. I feel like he was on his phone perhaps,
you know, just getting a few things done. And so
I got changed, went and had a sauna, went into
(02:56):
the sauna. A few gentlemen in there. One gentleman had
a sort of start. I think stars and stripes, undies
on or swimwear, budgie smugglers. Good Nick is in, Good Nick.
He left. I didn't. I can't tell you exactly what
it was because I refused to look at him. And
then he left. And then he came back in and
(03:20):
instead of sitting on the bench, he stood by the coals.
The coals, young, you know, young, like thirty four or
whatever he was, and was just doing stretches, just gyrating
his hips at one point, leaning on the wood around
the coals and just and leaning back. There's no room,
and they're putting his ars in people's faces, et cetera,
(03:42):
et cetera. Was it an intimidation thing? I think it was.
It was a he was going for a vibe thing.
And look, forear play to you, but you're not. You're
not sure what audience you're playing to there. That would
be like me doing that in front of a whole
bunch of women. That would be fucking weird as well.
You see what I'm saying. Yeah, you wouldn't do it.
You just sit down, have your sauna.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Because you're forcing everyone in the sauna, which is a
small place, to an uncomfortable position, in the hopes that
maybe one person could be Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
But you know, look, look I recall you having similar
experiences in the sauna.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I've had no shortage of experiences. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Maybe it just brings that sort of thing out in people.
Just two dudes and a sauna, however many dudes. I'm
going to stretch and show my ass and see what happens.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yes, the whole Hucky Big Show wee days from four
on Radio Hierarchy remember they Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I feel like saunas are a placed that not all
weird people, but I feel like weird people will be
attracted to going into a sauna.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I think, yeah, that's right, not all people, but weird
people are yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, a higher percentage of
weird people love a sauna. Yeah yeah. And then there
was and then so that guy left, and then another
guy came in and he had his phone and he
was watching the Olympics on his phone in the sauner
in the sauna, and the people like, what are you watching?
(05:10):
He was like, remember what it was? Kayaking? I think.
Another guy's like, oh, is it on the is it
on the lake? Anyway, there's a big long yarn. So
that was enough for me. I was off about it
about twenty minutes, and there I come out. That's pretty
good though. Twenty minutes, twenty minutes, I know, I couldn't
believe it. And then I went out and I had
(05:31):
a shower, and then I went back to my locker
and the old guy was still sitting there. So he'd
been there for about twenty five minutes on his phone.
Good a mate, and he said, well, he so he goes, oh,
I'm going in there and now pointing towards the sauna,
so you're can have the whole bench to yourself. And
I went, I don't know why I did that. You
just do, I do?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, you do?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You just go yeah, especially an old boy, you know, yeah,
the old feller feel good and it is not funny.
And then so he left and then I got changed,
and then I went upstairs. And I got up stairs,
I'm like, ah, shit, water bottle. I got to make
sure I've got my water bottle because it's not my
water bottle. You see, it's my wife. It's weird, and
I notoriously lose water bottles. I'm a shocker. Sure, not
(06:13):
in my bag. Not in my bag. So I go downstairs.
It's not on my it's not where I was sitting.
I'm like, oh, where there. I was like, sauna, maybe
lift in the sawner didn't leave it in the corner.
I was like, ah, shower, shower, what I haven't seen.
When I was going up the stairs, there was a
guy coming down the stairs and he's like, oh sorry.
(06:36):
I was like, oh good man, all good, all good,
but he was, you know, yeah. And so anyway, did
all that, came back down, and then got to the
point where I was like, oh, I've got to go
and have that shower. There's somebody in the shower right,
There's nobody in any other shower. I'm standing outside now,
outside the shower, thinking how am I going to do this?
And then I look up and the gay fellow that
(06:57):
had said sorry if I come down the stairs, he's
standing at the water found and looking at me with
his eyes raised, like gonna go in that shower. He's
taken the first out. I was, ah, fuck sake. So
I knock on the shower and I got, uh, you go?
Is there a water bottle in there? Mate? And he
(07:19):
didn't say anything, and I could tell by that, And
then I could see by the top of his head
that it was the old guy ah that had been
on my bed. Now he hadn't been to have a
sauna this whole time. He's been in the shower is
And I was like, sorry, mate, is there a water
bottle in there? No, no water bottles? You sure not
not there? So go back upstairs. Look in my bag again,
(07:42):
which I've left at reception. Not in there. Now the
staff at the gym are getting involved. Do you want
me to go? I'm pretty sure it's in that shower,
but I don't know what he's doing there because he's
taken a long So then I go downstairs and go.
I gotta wait for him to come out of the
shower there, because he's going to come out with my
water bottle. I go in there. I sit on the bench.
No shit, I am sitting on that fucking bench for
(08:04):
fifteen minutes waiting for this asshole to get out of
the shower. Jesus, when you said he was going to
be half an hour, he wasn't lying. He's in the shower,
and I'm just sitting there waiting, fully dressed. So how
do I look in the changing room with everybody else
coming and getting changed?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
So somebody else is telling a wacky story about the
guy in the changing ground right now?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
This is frick anyway. And then I'm sitting there and
I look at my locker and it's open. There's nothing
in there, but it's open, right, So, and they're they're
like a meter there's a row of metal lockers and
they're about three to three, you know, nine hundred to
a meter high, and there's a double stack and you
open the doors. There's skinny, little bastard, so probably two
(08:47):
hundred wide, and the door is open, and I'm looking
at it, and I go over, and the door to
my locker is open, so I go over and I
close that door on my locker, which reveals the contents
of the locker beside it, and there is my water
bottle and that locker as well as my shorts and
my underpan.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Oh my god, which I hadn't noticed, huge bodle. The
whole thing's quite funny. Can I just say, I don't
think that would have been too long for radio? I
mean it was, Yeah, it's about our breaks.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I was surprised that, having lost your or thinking that
you've lost your water bottle, that you didn't go back
into the gym and go.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Sauna with me because it's hot in there, so I
knew I had it there.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
So you took Do you always take your water bottle
into the shower or do you just have all your
stuff it's on.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
The way back sauna into the shower. Then yeah, And
that guy was still in there when I left. He
doesn't want to go home, and I think that's some
scared of coming out of the shower. He things on there.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, the door had a look, you're sitting on the bench,
grumpy looking.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
He goes, oh, ship, well, I was to be fear
just sitting there steering at the showers.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And then someone will be like, wasn't it that guy
for that was perving at us?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And yeah, because then I wasn't again with the guy
upstairs and he's like, oh, you find it, and you
know the guy that worked there, and then continued the
I was like, blah blah blah, and he's like, all right,
have a good night, Mike.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Goose Ah.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Hey, listen to Hodaki four or seven every weekday, right,
four to seven weekdays?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Me? Can I also say, Jason and Kezy, don't go
to the gym at night.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
No, I've done that before myself, and I fucking hated
itsually waiting constantly to use a machine. That's why I
like eight or nine in the morning's perfect because one's
passed off to work.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Absolutely in our jobs, absolutely that's the best part about it,
as we can do it during the day.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yes, yeah, oh god.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
So good.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Hey, it's seriously four to seven every weekday radio Hadaky Hadaki,
big shirt.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Thanks mate,
Fan of the Hurdarcky picture of podcast on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Every Weekday.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I just wanted to go before we start.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah post thanks mate.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's really pissing me off because they hit the pole
vault on in the studio and who turned it off?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You did? Yeah, because I am I'm sort of in
the line of sight of the television, so I'll be
like in a yarn and you'll just be not looking
at me, just staring at the TV behind me, and
I think it's fucking rude. Actually, that's what it's like.
Whenever we talk to you, Muggie.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You're steering and us either you're just looking at the
thing on your phone.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's all coming out. Now.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
If it's all good, just leave me out of this one,
or you're all good.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I've got.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It was great the pole vaulting, That's all I'm saying.
I would have been professional, MUGGI and focused my entire
thoughts on you and what you were saying.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well, then you won't mind that it's not turned on. Well,
I mean I could have done bar what be turned
on and focus on? We'll focus on me and be
turned on.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
There's been plenty of times when I've been turned on
and focused on you, I should think so. So there's
nothing different there.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
You guys have you guy's got a weird energy with
each other. You noticed it, like in terms of like sexually.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I mean yeah, and that there's no sexual energy there
at all, which is different from you two.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well, I I mean Jay said of sexual energy, not anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, we've already had sex energy and we know what
it's like. So there's you know, when it just doesn't
work in the in the bedroom, it's just not there.
It's just not there, Mogi.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
And so I thought it was there, but I guess
I was wrong. Mogi.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What between you and Mogi?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, me and you.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Ages Ago Tanaki? That was over two years ago, wasn't it.
I feel like that was a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It was a long while.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Fellas? Not? Match Man? You went to the gym though,
I did. I'll tell you what. I can't tell this
story because it'll be too long for the radio show.
Did legs? So I went to the gym last night.
I had a masa all round, right?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yes? So he messaged that through what was the headphones?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I had a masa because I didn't take my headphones,
and I was doing legs and I didn't want to
and so full God that tom of night, that gym
is full. It sucks. And so anyway, when Lyne did that, finished,
came down into the changing room there and yeah, there's
(02:34):
an elderly fellow that was sitting right next to my locker.
He was sitting there, so they had to ask him
to move so I could get in there. That was
lovely old feller. He was there, he had his workout
gear on. I feel like he was on his phone perhaps,
you know, just getting a few things done. And so
I got changed, went and had a sauna, went into
(02:56):
the sauna. A few gentlemen in there. One gentleman had
a sort of start. I think stars and stripes, undies
on or swimwear, budgie smugglers. Good Nick is in, Good Nick.
He left. I didn't. I can't tell you exactly what
it was because I refused to look at him. And
then he left. And then he came back in and
(03:20):
instead of sitting on the bench, he stood by the coals.
The coals, young, you know, young, like thirty four or
whatever he was, and was just doing stretches, just gyrating
his hips at one point, leaning on the wood around
the coals and just and leaning back. There's no room,
and they're putting his ars in people's faces, et cetera,
(03:42):
et cetera. Was it an intimidation thing? I think it was.
It was a he was going for a vibe thing.
And look, forear play to you, but you're not. You're
not sure what audience you're playing to there. That would
be like me doing that in front of a whole
bunch of women. That would be fucking weird as well.
You see what I'm saying. Yeah, you wouldn't do it.
You just sit down, have your sauna.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Because you're forcing everyone in the sauna, which is a
small place, to an uncomfortable position, in the hopes that
maybe one person could be Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
But you know, look, look I recall you having similar
experiences in the sauna.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I've had no shortage of experiences. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Maybe it just brings that sort of thing out in people.
Just two dudes and a sauna, however many dudes. I'm
going to stretch and show my ass and see what happens.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yes, the whole Hucky Big Show wee days from four
on Radio Hierarchy remember they Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I feel like saunas are a placed that not all
weird people, but I feel like weird people will be
attracted to going into a sauna.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I think, yeah, that's right, not all people, but weird
people are yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, a higher percentage of
weird people love a sauna. Yeah yeah. And then there
was and then so that guy left, and then another
guy came in and he had his phone and he
was watching the Olympics on his phone in the sauner
in the sauna, and the people like, what are you watching?
(05:10):
He was like, remember what it was? Kayaking? I think.
Another guy's like, oh, is it on the is it
on the lake? Anyway, there's a big long yarn. So
that was enough for me. I was off about it
about twenty minutes, and there I come out. That's pretty
good though. Twenty minutes, twenty minutes, I know, I couldn't
believe it. And then I went out and I had
(05:31):
a shower, and then I went back to my locker
and the old guy was still sitting there. So he'd
been there for about twenty five minutes on his phone.
Good a mate, and he said, well, he so he goes, oh,
I'm going in there and now pointing towards the sauna,
so you're can have the whole bench to yourself. And
I went, I don't know why I did that. You
just do, I do?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, you do?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You just go yeah, especially an old boy, you know, yeah,
the old feller feel good and it is not funny.
And then so he left and then I got changed,
and then I went upstairs. And I got up stairs,
I'm like, ah, shit, water bottle. I got to make
sure I've got my water bottle because it's not my
water bottle. You see, it's my wife. It's weird, and
I notoriously lose water bottles. I'm a shocker. Sure, not
(06:13):
in my bag. Not in my bag. So I go downstairs.
It's not on my it's not where I was sitting.
I'm like, oh, where there. I was like, sauna, maybe
lift in the sawner didn't leave it in the corner.
I was like, ah, shower, shower, what I haven't seen.
When I was going up the stairs, there was a
guy coming down the stairs and he's like, oh sorry.
(06:36):
I was like, oh good man, all good, all good,
but he was, you know, yeah. And so anyway, did
all that, came back down, and then got to the
point where I was like, oh, I've got to go
and have that shower. There's somebody in the shower right,
There's nobody in any other shower. I'm standing outside now,
outside the shower, thinking how am I going to do this?
And then I look up and the gay fellow that
(06:57):
had said sorry if I come down the stairs, he's
standing at the water found and looking at me with
his eyes raised, like gonna go in that shower. He's
taken the first out. I was, ah, fuck sake. So
I knock on the shower and I got, uh, you go?
Is there a water bottle in there? Mate? And he
(07:19):
didn't say anything, and I could tell by that, And
then I could see by the top of his head
that it was the old guy ah that had been
on my bed. Now he hadn't been to have a
sauna this whole time. He's been in the shower is
And I was like, sorry, mate, is there a water
bottle in there? No, no water bottles? You sure not
not there? So go back upstairs. Look in my bag again,
(07:42):
which I've left at reception. Not in there. Now the
staff at the gym are getting involved. Do you want
me to go? I'm pretty sure it's in that shower,
but I don't know what he's doing there because he's
taken a long So then I go downstairs and go.
I gotta wait for him to come out of the
shower there, because he's going to come out with my
water bottle. I go in there. I sit on the bench.
No shit, I am sitting on that fucking bench for
(08:04):
fifteen minutes waiting for this asshole to get out of
the shower. Jesus, when you said he was going to
be half an hour, he wasn't lying. He's in the shower,
and I'm just sitting there waiting, fully dressed. So how
do I look in the changing room with everybody else
coming and getting changed?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
So somebody else is telling a wacky story about the
guy in the changing ground right now?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
This is frick anyway. And then I'm sitting there and
I look at my locker and it's open. There's nothing
in there, but it's open, right, So, and they're they're
like a meter there's a row of metal lockers and
they're about three to three, you know, nine hundred to
a meter high, and there's a double stack and you
open the doors. There's skinny, little bastard, so probably two
(08:47):
hundred wide, and the door is open, and I'm looking
at it, and I go over, and the door to
my locker is open, so I go over and I
close that door on my locker, which reveals the contents
of the locker beside it, and there is my water
bottle and that locker as well as my shorts and
my underpan.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Oh my god, which I hadn't noticed, huge bodle. The
whole thing's quite funny. Can I just say, I don't
think that would have been too long for radio? I
mean it was, Yeah, it's about our breaks.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I was surprised that, having lost your or thinking that
you've lost your water bottle, that you didn't go back
into the gym and go.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Sauna with me because it's hot in there, so I
knew I had it there.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
So you took Do you always take your water bottle
into the shower or do you just have all your
stuff it's on.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
The way back sauna into the shower. Then yeah, And
that guy was still in there when I left. He
doesn't want to go home, and I think that's some
scared of coming out of the shower. He things on there.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, the door had a look, you're sitting on the bench,
grumpy looking.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
He goes, oh, ship, well, I was to be fear
just sitting there steering at the showers.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And then someone will be like, wasn't it that guy
for that was perving at us?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
And yeah, because then I wasn't again with the guy
upstairs and he's like, oh, you find it, and you
know the guy that worked there, and then continued the
I was like, blah blah blah, and he's like, all right,
have a good night, Mike.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Goose Ah.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Hey, listen to Hodaki four or seven every weekday, right,
four to seven weekdays?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Me? Can I also say, Jason and Kezy, don't go
to the gym at night.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
No, I've done that before myself, and I fucking hated
itsually waiting constantly to use a machine. That's why I
like eight or nine in the morning's perfect because one's
passed off to work.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Absolutely in our jobs, absolutely that's the best part about it,
as we can do it during the day.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yes, yeah, oh god.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
So good.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Hey, it's seriously four to seven every weekday radio Hadaky Hadaki,
big shirt.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Thanks mate,
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