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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The whole Ikey Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hold Ikey, So the first.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Time I've noticed in that song in the air, in
the air, what is he saying.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
There in the air? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Love, Yeah, Okay, good yeah, because I thought he was
saying something else there for a second, which would have
been shocking. Now, the big poll today, we had the
Big Pole and the question on the big pole was this,
should this sport be taken out of the Olympics competitive walking?
Yay or nay? Yay?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
That's right, you can vote. But Ikey Big shows Instagram
story that is currently running. And then tomorrow all right,
once twenty four hours have passed, we will have the
definitive answer.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Are we topping it or are we not?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Can I just make the point too that this is definitive.
So if the people say no, there will be no
more walking at the next Olympics. It's it's a binding
it's a binding referendum.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
It is Did you know that the first race walking
was a nineteen oh four and it's been in there
ever since one hundred and twenty years.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That is incredible to me.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah, A few texts coming through on three four eight
three walking as stupid. All they're doing is one hundred
ways to avoid chafing.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
A little bit of a chafe going on at the moment.
I'm wondering if it's my daby's ititch.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I'm wondering if it's psychosomitic.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It just feels it feels adobe itchy to me.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I wonder if it's Can you have a look at it,
keysy granddad sweater? What was most remarkable about you said
you like my sweater?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I do.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What was most.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Remarkable about Scott Barrett competing in Kawhala Lumper as a
race walker is the fact he was only five.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, he was only a young back still a big unit.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
That was part of it.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah, But he was deceptively tall, wasn't he either? I
think he was six one six two?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
So you sure it was Scott Barret because I've never
heard about her dog roll.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes, it was a race walk, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, right, And what did he do? He collapse?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Well, he he had a massive leading before he got
to the finish line, just got the massive wobbles and yeah,
basically collapse.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
He hadn't had enough water, right, and sort of yeah, Yeah,
the old brain fell apart a bit on the embarrassing,
but the young fellow who gave it a good shot.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Do you guys want to know what the current pole
is sitting at?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I would say seventy no.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I'd say ninety no, and maybe thirty years. I'd say
ninety percent of people say get rid of it. Oh,
I'd say, Jason's looked at the answers.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
The second one's correctet has looked at Jason?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Is it actually? I would have thought it would have
been more like ninety.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, until you looked at the answers and they thought
I even loved Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It's seventy two percent of people say it shouldn't be
at the Olympics. So if this keeps up, we will
be officially giving it to the French guillotine and.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
En can I just say we should also decide at
what percentage should it be binding, because I feel like
fifty one percent isn't convincing enough. It should have to
be seventy percent or seventy five, you know, it should
be the vast majority of people want it gone.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I would say seventy five, Okay, seventy four, it's got
to be seventy five for it to be a binding referee.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
No, great, I would sad least sixty six per Okay, well, yep, yep,
we can do that as well if we go seventy five.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Now, listen everyone, there's plenty of stuff coming up after
five o'clock, including the foulers that have been giving me
a bit of jip about one of my favorite little
desserts at the moment at date, sponge with caramel sauce.
So I'm going to make it for them after five
o'clock and just let them have a bit of a
taste test.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
So good, plus another chance to get the South and
the draw for would you rather your last week to
do so? Would you rather go to Bathurst or the
n Our Grand Final? Keep an ear out.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Great staff all that after five the Hurdarchy Big Show
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
And Kisy Radio Hobarchy.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Would yourself you?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yes? Just a reminder, by the way, the final week
of would you rather say, you better get your digits
out and get dialing whenever there is the opportunity.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Totally man, and that's going to be drawn and bricky
this fry morning. Yes, yes, And by the way. If
you wonder what am I choosing between? Would you rather
go to the n r L Grand Final with an
accommodation and a few other little goodies. Yeah, that's me,
Bethist with flights and accommodation and some other goods.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It's a tough choice. So good a Jude. How's life?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hey, Jude?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Oh? Not bad? That's good, that's good. What do you
do for a crush? Jude? I'm job handt hanging and
it's awful. Bedbone, total backbone. What's at the job you're
looking for? Well, I've done reception most of my life? Right, Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I tell you what? Have you tried ram rating? A
lot of everybody's getting into it and the beauty is
you can have whatever you want and you don't get caught.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Very good.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
We'll talk after this.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Hey Jude, what are you after here? The n r
L Grand Final, Oh, Bethist, Well, I love the cas
but my son's my son really loves Ruggy Lake. Okay,
sounds sounds backbone sounds good. I'll pass you over with
the pak Son in studio. B All right, good luck,
thank you, good on your men, Josh, your mad barset,
(05:12):
Hell's life? Yeah? Good? Thanks, mane good good, just finished work?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Have you man finished?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
About two o'clock?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What time do you start? Oh? Yeah, see keasy. He
gets up at Sex man, Josh, he starts work at
sex gets up five totally. What do you do for Josh,
I'm a radio on six till two.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
That's a long shift.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
There's a long shift, dails on the radio.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I'm not going to give I'm not going to give
that a backbone.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I think being on the radio, I think he means
it's a taxi dispatcher backbone.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Actually, all right, Josh, what are you going with? Man
n R L or Baptist?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Good on your Josh.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I feel like we haven't had nurl for ages. Everyone's
just going.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Beth is last just then literally just he's still on
the line now.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
He was, and then the caller before, I mean she
loved cars. But his son's right into the league.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
So wasn't that long to be fair.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
So that was a really random comment. He's already on hold,
by the way, Jason Parkson's chatting to him. Hey, fellas, Yeah,
would you rather Jason?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Come on, I'm just.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Trying to get this thing moving, you know, redman X.
Would you guys rather eat out by yourself, or eat
it home with your family, to eat out but you
like at a restaurant, really nice restaurant, but you're by yourself,
or eat at home with your family, but it's like
you know, your home food home food?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Is it my home or your places home? No?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Not, Jason's your place.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'll eat at home with my family things. I don't
need a load, right and Jason.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Definitely go out to a nice restaurant as long as
it's not recommended by easy.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Kezy. What would you do?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Man? I can answer that, I mean I could, Okay there,
What do you think I'd do?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Can I just draw your attention if I might to
flights over.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
To Ballei Oh true?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
And Economy and Premium mcconnoeydmioney and ditching his wife into Economy.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
She had fun.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
So I'm saying Kesey's gonna go restaurant.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I think I would go restaurant.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hodark.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Is indeed Chemical Brothers There on the radio Hudarky Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four forty four
and Vanilla Radio Today. The topic Car was regarding toilet rolls,
play it go on, keysy that shipa radio, turn that
shit off. And interestingly we had three options, of course,
(08:01):
in terms of hanging and or not hanging. Well, that's
right mine, Yes.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I brought the story to the table. My option was
the toilet paper has to be like a waterfall. The
paper cascades down the front where yours.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Mine was like a mullet go sort of runs down
the wall.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yes, whereas I went totally rogue.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Oh you're at a hot take.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
What was it again?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Totally rogue, no hanger at all, just sits on a
little bench by the.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Toilet there, hot take alert.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And as always the texts have been going off on
three four eight three. It's just gone nuts. It is
not really, it's just gone crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
This is what really does annoy me is that we,
as a joke do some vanilla radio and the text
machine a noise lights everyone. People love it. This text
is good contents, great fellers, love yous. That's good.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Nice. That's nice feedback, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I like mere waterfall boys chairs and that's from Chris.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Can I have a ding for that.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
John O from Dunedin. He likes a waterfall as well, fellas,
it's two for waterfall. Get a fellas, I'd like to
save colon costs by using a toilet brush a hot
take alert.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Can I just say, regarding toilet rolls, by the way,
you know something that really bugs me? You know something
that really bugs.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I just worry that this isn't vanilla enough to Okay,
here it is.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's very vanilla keasy. You know when you're in a
public toilet and they've got their own little hangars there,
and it's a very vigorous. It's very sort of totally
sort of put in there. So you go to pull
the roll down, it just keeps whipping of after one square.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, this keeps geez.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
That bugs me.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
So you said they could dig it, Oh dig it
because I need I need like thirty squares for each wipe.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Well that's a uh has a has a hot take?
Good a, fellas. I just use my hanky. So as
you can see a lot of people texting in on
three four eight three and getting amongst it, loving the content.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
So it's good stuff. All right.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We'll just be doing that throughout.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Can you package us up? Brother?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Can you send it off to the Vanilla Radio Awards?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
In the meantime, he's the Rolling Stones Chin the.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And Kisey Hurry in there on the radio Honarkey Big
Show this Thursday afternoon, twenty six minutes past four o'clock. Now, fellas,
we're off tomorrow, aren't we flying down country to Nowson,
the beatiful Nelson to see the fellas at Hop Federation.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
That's right, that's correct. We are going down there because
we have been teaming up with them. We sent them
some ingredients and tastes we wanted them to capture, and
they've created an all new Backbone brew which will be
debuting at Beavana twenty third and twenty fourth of August.
So if you're going down to that, go along Top
Federation and taste it. We won't actually be here tomorrow.
We will be checking in though, I believe mash from
the brick for shows looking after things is we're gonna
(11:18):
go down and get involved with the actual production of
things in the canning and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah, good stuff. And just on that note, by the way, fellows,
some of them marketing came up to me. They've got
a voiceover to do, and they wondered if someone from
the Big Show can do it. I can't because they've
been doing so many voice overs. They just wanted a
different voice, I e. Either you Keezy or you Mogi.
Did you get the scripts I sent you, by the.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Way, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Oh okay, did you get them? Kezy? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I got it.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
It seems like your favoring Kezy already there, well shitting
me up for a fall there.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Well, I mean your c seed on the email.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh sure, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Because so I thought we could just run through them
now because they'll looking for a sort of happy, kind
of blokey read you know what I mean. So, Keysy,
if you want to give it a little run there,
and I'll just have a listen and see who I
think's best for it is this.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
It's my junk folder.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
It's paid, So it's paid all right from the Big Show?
Ye ah.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
The all New Backbone Brew, brought to you by Hop Federation.
How did how did how that sound?
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Well?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I just felt like you were putting on a weird
kind of radio voice, MOGGI. If you could do it, mate,
that would be great.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Feel new.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Sorry, The New Backbone Brew brought to you by Hot Federation.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Sorry, what was what did you ask? What do you
want it to sound like?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's got to be blokey, kind of fun and relaxed, right, So,
just hearing what Mogi just did, give it another crack there, keasy,
bright clean, like like a Pilsner.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Do you mind, Jose I think Keys that you're sort
of going with that old school idea of what a
bloke is, and then let's change, right, and then we've
moved on from you know, uh, you know, sort of
like a raggabagger with.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
His plaid shirt or a hundred dollars or that.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
It's a lot more natural, you know, a bloke these days,
it could be anybody exactly for you.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
So that's why Mogi is kind of giving another crack there.
It's just keeping in mind how Moggie's doing it.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Okay, so just quickly, how do you do it? Okay,
I'll do it one more time for you. But it
feels like now at the point where I need to
get cars, so I'm not going to keep on giving
it away for nothing. Josie to the front. Sure, The
all new Backbone Brew brought to you by Hop Federation. Lovely, Lovely,
the all New Backbone Brew brought to you by Hop Federation.
(13:48):
All they say imitation is the highest form of flattery,
But you've got to bring your own flavors.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
You're just flavor to it.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Then once again, it's the all New Backbone Brew brought
to you by Hop Federation.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
You sound man, Yeah, you sound like you've lost your mind.
One more time on.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
You, Backbone Brew brought to you by Hot Federation.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We'll have a wine.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, okay, Megan, let's just go with you, eh.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
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