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August 13, 2024 12 mins

On today's Outro, our sleep chat delves into spooning, squeezing and ragers.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
Hey, I was filming this morning, and guess what you're
feeling filming and I got a dedusion from her. No, no,
no in the script there for you know, on the
on the actual show, I got a douon there you're someone. No,

(00:43):
I got the word heck de doure okay now, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Because you told us the line you were saying.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
I'm not going to say it, but it was something
sort of to the effect of is this all good?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
It's like sort of like that, where did you put
the douge?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
When I play something on the table?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
You said, there's no way they're going to use that.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
They will, really, I just snuck it in there.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
That's a little bit of that's a little bit of
personality in there.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yes, Well, they'll be editing it and they'll go, what
the fuck is the do douche that can come and
hear this very weird. I'll be honest with you. You
know it's good. It's good. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Today was one of those days. And I feel I
have variations of this particular theme, but today I sincerely

(01:38):
couldn't be fucked with just everything.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
What about the radio show?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
And then, weirdly enough, my wife was in exactly the
same move, just just was not into it. And then
when and usually it's just me being a grumpy old bastard,
you know, and carrying on like a whining bastard. Then
when I I went into when I was filming, everyone

(02:03):
on set and everyone I was working with was in
the same mindset. It's a beautiful day up there. But
no one today seems to be fucked.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
So you're going around with a miserable expression.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I was, I was still happy.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
What's the nominated?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I just couldn't. I just wasn't into it.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
You woke up in her of a mood, put your
wife in a bad mood, drive to this mystery TV
show late in a big breakfast by the way, it's
coming back, and got all of them into a bad mood.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, now you're here pissing me off.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
No, it was just one of those feelings that I
had that was of exhaustion and I just couldn't be fun.
But I didn't take it out on anyone. I just
held it within much.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
You just sort of you were carrying around a sort
of a hor of a mood.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
No, No, I was not hor the mood you had.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Did one of your stony silences? Were you carry around
your stony silence? But this is the thing, we're doing
this a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I was.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I was so.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Just over the day that I actually I reached a
point where I just didn't really care. So I was
not in a horror of the mood.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
What do you do when you are in a horror
of the mood?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I tend to be quiet.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'm quiet as well. I go quiet, I'm dark.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
And then my wife will be like all goods over there,
all good and she'd be like hey, babe, and I'll
be like no, I'll pretend I didn't hear her, and
then she'll be like that that's pretty.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
And then she and then then she'll be like, ah,
are you grumpy mood? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, yeah, And I'll be like, yeah, I'm grumpy, all right,
what about it? And I just didn't know you were grumpy,
and now that I know you're in like something to
that effect, and then instantly I'm not really that grumpy anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, just carry it on.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
It's one of those where you you probe or don't probe.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well, you know, when you know your partner. I like,
my wife doesn't really get in bad moods really, but
I put her in some yeah, just by asking if
she is in a bad mood.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, yeah, I go.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
You in a bad mood, darling, You're a vtt vinigotetes
And she's like, no, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Did you do that this morning?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
No.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
The point I was trying to make was I was
very mild, and and the interesting thing about it was
the thing is I'm a backbone. I didn't tell anyone.
That's how I felt.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
You didn't need to.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
And then unsolicited, everyone was saying to me, I just
can't be asked today. I just can't be into it.
I'm just not into it.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
What you would have been doing is going I can't
be asked today, can you? And then they will go yeah, no, neither.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Or you would be going.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
But I do that as a as a matter of course.
In fact, my wife said to me. She says to
me all the time, Oh, that was a big sigh,
And I'm like, well, I don't even notice it.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Have you started sighing because of hanging out with Jakes?

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah, I'm quite a noisy when Jason and I are
in the back of the car together, and when traveling
were quite noisy.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
You guys are noisy. You have to make noise when
you're bored. As you say, what's that?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I don't know, I've been bored?

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Is that like a like you know, it must be
some sort of medical I think it means you're a
backbone okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
But you know I can, I can sigh without being shitty.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Wow, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's it's more just every day you do that. It's
like what do you do at home? Though? Do you sigh?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yes apparently, but I don't really notice it.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
So you just walk in life sighing all the time,
like you're expecting something to really entertain.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I don't forgets all the time, keys, but I definitely
do something. But it's just it's not necessarily a grumpy sigh.
It's just a sigh.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Should it feels like it should be a Thursday, doesn't
it or Saturday?

Speaker 4 (05:38):
You're not into it today, MOGGI, I'm just not see
you see you into it?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Keys into it today?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
The amount of times that you've come in and gone,
I'm not into.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
It today, Lie, I do not do that. You do
you do?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
You're going to go. I really can't go.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Into it again.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Jason'll that you say stupid shit about me, but being
not being into it so into it. I'm into it
big time.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
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Speaker 1 (06:13):
I woke up at two thirty. How was your sleep?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Terrible?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah? I went to sleep real easy, KEYSA, You'll love
this year.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
About nine, just after out man, I was out, Yeah
until two thirty.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Wide awake then for the that was me up, me
up at two thirty. Do you know how I slept? No,
not yet, very similar.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Very similar, because night last night, when you think about
when you woke up, I was thinking about work, not radio,
but work.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
I was thinking about screen test that in today screen
test and oh yeah, and I was like oh and
like you know what might be involved? And then as
soon as you start something like that, yeah, and you're fucked.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
I was thinking about something that was equally a waste
of time. Yeah, I'm saying, and not productive, and that
you could not solve at all in all the you're sleep. Yeah,
but it's nevertheless, something was really annoying me.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
So anyway, it's I read a little quote yesterday. I
think it was I don't have it directly in my head,
but it was something to the to the effect of
no amount of anxiety that you think or feel makes
any difference to anything. And I went, yeah, that's true, but.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Don't make any difference. You're lining again. There's no point
thinking about that. Continue to think about it for two
hours now.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I had a burning chest.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I am worried about you.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I've got something going on in my chest at them
and digest way less and maybe that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, step it up, man. Do you know what the
burning chest is? Meat patties?

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yeah, meat petty naps are burning up for storm and burned.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
No, but like sort of acidy reflexie.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Have you been eating a lot of BET's sticks? Truthfully? True?

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Hand on heart, burning heart? I just went, no, this
is bad.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Go to the doctors. How many I went to the
doctor today.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Actually, I can't do that every night, poison.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
How many did you have over the weekend though?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
None really, yes, honest to god. So what the last
one I had was like last Thursday.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
So now that you've been said a whole lot, you've
decided now I'm done.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Well, my daughter's eating them.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's good, that's great.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
But then I woke up. I do that thing of
being awake but not really awake, and it feels like
it goes on for yeah, yeah, and then I go,
you know, I think my wife's there, and I go
to hug her and she's not there, and.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
You're trying to wake her up. That's what you're trying
to do. Spoons.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I do spoons. I didn't do
one last night, and I should have because normally what
happens is as soon as I spooned my wife, I'm
all snugly then, and I will go to sleep much
much faster, yes, but effect, but also that I don't
want to wake her up. Yeah, so I'll try and
get back to sleep by myself. Sometimes, I say, because
I just go spoon and she can always hear me, yes,

(09:09):
but sometimes she doesn't want to.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
But that's the difference is though you're trying to put
yourself to sleep, Jason was trying to wake his wife
so that he's not the only one away.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Our bed time routine is always the same. We go
to sleep at exactly the same time. Ten to light
the book. J spoons.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, when you put your again, three minutes and you're
over it.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
I generally go maybe seven or eight minutes. That long long,
It is quite long, and then I turn over to my.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Quickly think anybody likes this podcast, Well.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
You just look at the numbers, Bogie top.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Ten, whoever's watching this on YouTube right now, reviews, look
at the view counter, and then I'll tell you the answer.
Three hundred four is that where we're sitting forty When
you put your arm over your wife, Jase, do you go.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Now, like, why would I do that?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
I just puture you doing that for a lot of stuff,
because you do do that for a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Now I put my arm around her and I go, no,
baby girl, that's that's.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I don't say that.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I just go, I'll tell you what I do, Hong Kong.
I give her three squeezes.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yes, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
We' well it depends what were my hand is on
your body.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
I'm picturing shoulder or yeah, Tammy, you squeeze your tummy, woman,
love it when you sque face you squeeze, just like
the handles here.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
And then in response is this is probably probably too
intimate sort of stuff that I'm sharing here.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, I feel weird knowing all that now.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
It's just like I love you, right, it's right there,
but different. And I don't have a rager generally when
I'm spooning. I mean, I'm not saying it hasn't happened.
Do you have a rager when you spoon Keezy?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
It's a good question, man, but you don't you have
to answer answer, Just double check with MOGI and I
should answer it. No, I would say, not is a
friend of your agent? I would say, don't. Don't answer
this case. I often find I've got a ragier now
now that you've said that.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
No, I do, though, I mean just generally and anytime
I'm in bed, so it's sort of a wake up
or going to sleep thing. And you don't notice it,
do you, until you go, oh, I've got a rager.
It's just how it is. You've just got a rageing
it's quite. It's quite the appendage, isn't it the penis?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Well, I suppose it's in your case case, it's hard
to tell.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Is he a good bastard?

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Your one?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
What do j would you refer him as a good bastard?
A backbone?

Speaker 5 (11:38):
He's trying to think of some yan about having a
monstrosity down there rather than a travesty.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Look, it's just.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Here he is, here goes.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
It's let's just say it's significant.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
It's not a question is he a good bastard?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
How hell are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
I just want to They just wanted to fucking crow
bar and so good, so good. Packaget went up, Pad.
We're winning the podcast of the year for that bastard.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Hey, listen to the Hudaky Big Show four to seven
every week down Hurdarky. Don't Jace, You've got to stop
saying that. It's ruining our ratings.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Well we went up the last time, do we?

Speaker 6 (12:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Are you sure we're allowed to say that on the
radio and in the yard?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
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