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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dude, Dude, dude. Fan of the Darky Big Show podcast,
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four to seven every weekday on Radio Hadky. Thanks mate.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Do you know what she sees during that opening stain?
I've blocked it out same. I couldn't write it down
for you.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I assume it's listened to The Big Show, yeah, or
seven weekdays.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, I just don't listen to it. Isn't it funny
though that you listen to it every single day and
I could not tell you what she says?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Maybe we have like ten different ones that we rotate.
That's noise last year, that's last a couple of years.
It's pretty good in ages. Yeah, yeah, it's been great.
It's done a real service.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Man.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Hey, we're all we're all unshaven today.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yes, I yeah, looking like a circa ship.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Now. I I was going to shave today and then
I went on, now do it tomorrow. There's a spirit man,
you know what I mean? If you want to won't
mind if I've got a bit of hair on the face.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
If you want to remain clean shaven, would you have
to shave every day, I reckon, I could probably stretch to.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Days, probably two days, but with the two day things.
So there's like a photo shoot thing I'm doing on Tuesday,
and I have to be clean shaven for it, right,
And so if I shave tomorrow, then that's I'm trying
to do the mass on like how to time it's
that I can shave on the Tuesday morning, right, because
I can only shave if it's long enough, right. No,
So so I've like if I remember, if I have
(01:36):
like one day's growth and then try shave it like,
it gives me a rash.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Ah, No, I get shocked. I used to get shock
in rash and could never work it out. It just
kind of stopped. But I know I'm talking into my
forties right as well, and it wasn't technique, but I
would just have like i'd break out and just get
sort of just on your chin there. It's just so
gna white heads. Oh wow, bad white heads, interesting, horrid
(02:02):
fucking things so much different ship fuck it suck. But
I think maybe my skin is just.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Old enough now, just youthful skin after you've raised it nothing,
And I think that's part of it, because I think
you start putting ship on it, and that's when it starts.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And were you putting stuff on it?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
In the end, I found this stuff and it was
I can't remember what it was called, but it burnt
like fucking cure a scene when you put it on.
That's that's why I used brute after and it was yeah,
for that reason, but it was just hit a mess.
I think it was. It was either happening or it wasn't.
Never worked it out.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I always moisturize after I've shaved. I will, I won't
do it straight after. Moisturize every day, but not straight
after a shave. I've just started moisturizing every day. I
was fringing the other day when I was filming just
I shaved the day before because I want to be
clean shaven.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
What shows that?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And then the next day when I went into the
makeup chair, they were like, N, that should be fine,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Just on the edge this particular character you're playing what
he can't be, you know what I mean. Let's say
his job was to be a waiter at a restaurant.
Is a waiter at a restaurant might be slightly unshaven
one day.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Not from one scene to the next.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, continuity, so it's easier. Keys.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
He just.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
To shave and every time I film be clean shaven.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Right, do they have a color here?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But I will it's doing my head and I'm desperate
to do something with my hair, but I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Do what with you here?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
He wants to do short sides of it and the
sick color color. Yeah, and he just ignored it and
talked about something else because yeah, that's the show though.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, cool, what I have noticed? I love gray here.
Can't you see on the sides the keys he there's
pretty plenty of gray there, mate. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
No, I'm just wondering if they're like, oh, this particular character,
this waiter at this restaurant doesn't have gray hairs in
the other seasons, but it doesn't matter if the character
ages right.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, obviously it's another season. No, I mean, it could
be a year on from the last season.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I was so pissed off just and I almost called
you Lucy, which is my wife, which is my natural.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Could be two years on, right, you talk to your wife.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Although today we're intentionally pretending to be.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Grumpy like that at one another pretend we do that too.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's quite a lot of fun. It is fun actually,
or just when I board, I just ship steer horrifically.
I mean, I know you guys find that hard to imagine,
though I can be a ship steerer sometimes.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I feel like if you, if you would a list
my hobbies, right, it would be like, I like gaming,
I like watching NRL. I like old cars and murtorbikes
and stuff. I think your hobby, your first one that
would come up is being a pain in the arts,
like well darts. Annoying people is your favorite thing in
the world.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Possibly at home.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I don't think so, not near though, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Mean we get on. I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I don't like annoying you feels well, you do, though,
and I can imagine you're annoyed, but you're annoyed by him.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I'm not. I don't think he's actively annoying you because
you have to know that's right, yes.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Because but his wife who chose to marry him, that
your wife chose to marry you, so she's not annoyed
by you, which means you have to.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Then start she gets annoyed by me, don't worry about that, Okay,
she got it, genuinely annoyed with me the other night,
right true story this we we made.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That's the name of your your absolutely true story.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Thanks mate.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
That's an acyc thing.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
But anyway, we had fishburgers and she said, do you
want aoli on your fishburger? And I went, and she went,
what about sauce? And I said, I'll just have sweet
tie chili on it. And she was like, for fuck's sake,
every meal I cook you smother and sweet chili. Do
you act well this week? I must it met Apart
(06:19):
from last night's meal, I've had sweet chili sauce with everything.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Because that just happened to be.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's just a side dish I like for my food.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
My wife puts top sauce on everything.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yes, and I often will you know, chuck and dry
chili on my meal as well, even if it's like
a creamy pasta, I'll chap dried chili spicy pasta.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
So good.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
But you but having talking of annoying, you find mogi
annoying A.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
In the car, absolutely, But in the cars the only
reason I find it annoying, it's like a funnynoying. It's like,
oh my god. And to be fair, it's both of
you Yeah, it's just the noises. Yeah, that's the only time.
It's the same at our office as well, because they've
got me and my other work mate. Yeah, she's got
turettes as well. She's constantly talking to herself, which one, uh,
(07:18):
the one you deal with, Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Constantly talking to I'm like, who are you talking to
She's like me, it's like fucking But then I'm sitting
there like today gain five thick the an eight like
twenty times and just going you guys getting on it
this weekend. You guys getting on it. You were getting
that ten times. And so between me and my mate,
(07:41):
that's pretty annoying for the third person in the room,
I think. But she's got a couple of kids, so
she can tune us out.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
They hang on imagine, So you're doing that. Yeah, she's
doing the same thing, and then Tinker is sitting on
the couch.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I big to saying that it would be the whole
Big Show week.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Days from four on Radio Hurarchy, they Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I talk to myself all the time. My wife. My
wife will often who are you talking to me?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Or I just make weird noises.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh my god, this is such a revelation, Jason.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It feels like we talk about this twice a week,
which is which is used to drive my mates mad
at school.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Oh my god, I've heard the story itself, and you
can't keep saying that.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
We've got You're just born at the podcast, Bogie.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
No, I love the podcast. But the podcast is the
funnest But is that I think so, isn't it? I
like it funnest, but for me like it because it's
non stop talking. Yeah, you just the funnest.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
The funnest part for me is when we got like
a you know, a liner to read.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Again, a guesst, a gust in the studio. You like that,
A couple of breaks, Yep, I like that.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I find when I have a guess, especially if it's
a well known guess, my my stress levels go up
a bit.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, it's because you know that you're not the big
dog on the show anymore, because the well known guest
is in.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I do you know what?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You know?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
What? As I compare it to, is because I, you know,
listen to Matt and Jerry from very early on, yes,
and then becoming aware that they you know, you've heard
this story old grand Air coming out all the stories
that you've heard, and I'm so scared of getting to that,
which we will. There's no way you can avoid it. Yes,
that you are just saying the same things over and
(09:36):
over again. It's like when you get together with your mates.
And this started happening to me quite a long time ago,
where you initially you would just get together and you
just get on it.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
That was it.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
But then at a certain point something happens where you
start talking about all the stuff that all your stories
from the things that you used to do, and you
actually stop generating new stories or you're going to sit
around and talk about what you used to do.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Because you're catching And now is it because that's happened
to me now right, it happens to me with all
my mates, who are you still live in the same
city with them. Whenever we catch up, that happens. Yeah,
the reminisce. But when I catch up with like Maniah
and people in Auckland, it doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
No, it's probably right, it's probably a catch up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
As opposed to it's Saturday on board, let's get on
the person.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You can really wats on to that with twenty six
years of marriage. Yeah, man, and I'm constantly pulling myself
up on that. No, I'm not going to tell that story.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Because I do wonder because what's really important is that
you go off and you do things alone or separately, yes,
so that you've actually got shipped to talk about when
you come back together. I think my wife and I
are guilty of like, well, if we can't get a
babysitter and both go, then neither of us go, which
means we stay in the house and we've got no yarns. Yeah,
the next thing, you know, it's fuck sake, Lucy. You've
(10:52):
got work stories, and.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Our stories are last generally every night about three minutes.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Well, there's where you go home and how was workers?
The same?
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Don't say it's the same old about the big chase
I've started. My wife and I do it too, But
she like will tell a funny story from her childhood
to me, and then I'll finish the story for her.
I'll just interrupt finish the story for her, and I
can see it. She's just like real gutted about it
because she's really excited to tell it. But I know
everything about her.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, still that she hasn't heard before, which is good.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Same, I tell her she hasn't here, But you, guys,
but tell the audience yearns every day that they've never
heard before.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But having said that, you track her though, so you
do know? You do know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I forgot about it.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Have you got audio recordings on your phone as well?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I've heard?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Should I hope? By the way, should I hope not?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I'll try. I tried to catch me and Jason were
chatting about the Warriors Mike.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Tracking devices a bakesy.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And me and me and Jace were chatting about the
Warriors out in the office, and I tried to record
him bagging them because he was and then.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
It's just annoying.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
But if they win the last three games, no.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
They won't, so what you just hop off the badwig.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
And as soon as I start losing. But he was
really ripping into them before that, and he walked off
trying to get it out of him.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
And that's the other thing, too, is finishing each other's
sentences like cush and I began my wife and I
began to do that a little bit, and it's like, no,
this needs to stop right now. Why Well, because that's
when you're with other people when you're finishing each other's
sentence and it's not good.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh like in acute way. No, you're just over your
partner's voice. You're not in the hurry up, so you
finish it. Yeah, that's sort of thing. But yeah, it
is interesting, And I meant my wife and I often
have that yea where it's like, do we even need
two of us?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, but you'll get your going somewhere and we're dressed
with get dressed separately obviously without knowing what the other
person's wearing, and we dressed the same. I've got a
cutre with you know, yes she's sir, you say the
same ship.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I don't know, but the problem is, yeah, but if
you if you get into a whole, do we even
need two of our situation? Yeah, we're going to keep
going to be the first to go, like ninety nine
times out of one hundred.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, well we do the thing. We had it today
and my wife went, do you want to go and
see this film with a maide of mine? And I said,
oh yeah, and then she said I'll get two tickets anyway,
and I said, oh no, I'll come, and she said, oh, well,
if you don't want to then I've got fucking ask
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And
she does that with everything she books now because I go,
(13:38):
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and then she obviously goes, well,
we'll see on the day whether you actually do it
or not. Most of the time I do. But she's
very good at But you're trying to be better, aren't you.
I am trying to be better at that. We're doing
more social Why don't we hang out?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Okay with who? That's all of us? What, let's all
hang out. I spend more time with you than I
do with my wife, and that's no ship and my kid.
That's straight out doesn't that. But you still it's true.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Would you look at me?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It's probably true.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
You spend more time with me and Jason.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well, there's a two hours prepped before the Charley yep,
then the three hour show.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
What are in the morning? And the hour debrief, yeah,
debrief after certainly my wife had be running close. Yeah,
but you like next to her unconscious every night most
of the time mostly I'm unconscious. I wake up heaps.
Last night fucking oh no, I had the worst sleep.
You're like hanging out with my toddler man.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Chest. Hey, but it's fifteen minutes, good content.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
We're so excited that it's Friday and we don't have
to see each other tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Jason's got cotton ball head and an itchy chest. Cotton
ball head and it was a bit weird the just
so you're aware, cotton ball head.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, I'm not happy, man?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
What the fuck is cotton ball head?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You know where you feel like your head's full of
cotton wolves?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
No, it's kind of do you feel a bit just
like zoned out, but it's like a cold's coming on. Well,
it's like put a pressure in the head or not.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, not pressure. It's just a kind of wooziness.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So Jason's woozy, right't feeling a bit woozy? Yeah, let's
standard Jesus.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And my next saw my shoulders, I saw my chest.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
So we should find out. We should find out from
the listeners what our bingo card of same old, same
old yarns?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
As sure?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Wouldn't that be interesting? I'll be interested to know what
I bang on about. Sleep for sure, fitness honkers, I
don't I don't have a what, but like the remember
when this happened because old Grandpa coming down the stairs
is different too. Hey, guys on going to the gym.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
The funny thing about old Grandad coming down the stairs
is I love hearing that story.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I'm not saying it's a bad story. I'm saying I've
heard it a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, but there is a sort of can you tell
me it one day? There is a sort of well,
you'd have to show interest in the rest of the station, Jason, Yeah,
I reckon Jesus, that'll be on the bigger card. Hey,
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