August 17, 2024 • 14 mins
On today's bonus best Big Show bits, we chat company Ubers, munted foreys, and Father-Son time.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
He is, Indeed, it's good. Right there on the Radio
Honarchy Big Show. We're having a very fascinating discussion. Weren't
we fellas off here there about loud love making? Flatmates,
We've all been there, haven't we? By God? Well, maybe
we'll touch on that on another show, maybe another show.
Four three people can texting about that on another show,
(00:33):
really loud love making. Now listen. We were having a
little discussion a little while back there fellas about whether
or not you epped your two you text your uber drive.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
When you're playing a tuba when you whether you tap
your uber driver right, And I think the general consensus
was concentrate.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
The general consensus was none of us.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Well, the reason I don't is because I asked a
tuba driver once. I was like, if I tip you,
do you actually get some of the money. He's like,
I don't know, I've got no idea. But then you
got on the website and it says they do get it.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
It feels like they would get it, and I feel
like it would be bad to tell people that one
driver said, oh, I don't know, as a way as
a reason to not then tip them.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Which is why I always tip them.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, let me tell you something. They do know because
they reply to you, right, so they do actually know
that you've been tipped. And I had a revelation because
of course, when we're traveling around the place for work
pace for it.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
If you're like a company, it'd switch you toggle and
it says do you want your company to pay for
this Uber?
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Or your private account? And I always go company, of course,
And I never do tip the Uber drivers. And then
I went, hang about I'm working for a mass of
multimillion dollar corporation here I'm going to tip the ass
of this bastard, so I have the biggest tip you
could get, and just did do and it was all
done and dusted and sorted. Got a message from what
(01:58):
was his name?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Bogsy careful?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Actually, well, what.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
What was his name? I had to say the guy's name?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It was why Dong was his name?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
There is? So his name was?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
As I said, careful, I wasn't sure if it was
going to be.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
And you've made up a comedy name. Why what do
you mean?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
His name was why Dong?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
And what was the How much did you tip him?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I can't remember. It was like fifteen backs or something, right,
you know, And he replied and said, thank you very
much for your tip.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
He must have been stoked.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, well why Dong? And I felt really good
about it, even I wasn't the one you got me
freaking out now I was.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Surely I could say his name, you can say.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, it's just the name of an actual tuba driver
who exists, so it's fine. And he was a bloody
lovely guy too, so he deserved his fifteen back.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
He would have been stoked you gave him and it um.
It is interesting though, Jose, I've done that before as well.
And of course you know that the trip is paid
for by the company, but any tip has to be
and reimbursed, that's right.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
And you also can't go Uber comfort. It has to
be the basic.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Uber that's right. Is that Uber xcusey that's right?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah? I always go uber X of course uber X,
so I well I have to you will, Yeah, I'm
felthy about that. Yes, might give why Dong.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
According the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I took monkeys there on the radio hoed Arkey Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four point thirty
four now. The Big Show Big poll yesterday was should
Australians be excluded from the Olympics? Yes or no?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
I believe that is correct, Jason.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Pole.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
You could vote at the Ducky Big Shows Instagram story
of course, and the threshold for whether or not something
was being cut or in this case an entire country
has been cut with seventy five percent.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yes, and we did get rid of a couple of things.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Race Look gone yes, Break Dancing gone yes. To Caathlon safe,
Equestrian safe, Australia gone. Ninety percent of New Zealanders think
that Australia should be barred from the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, I think that's that feels right to me. Phellows,
I don't know how. I mean. We voiced our opinions yesterday.
They just bring the whole level of the Olympics down
and be good to see the back of them.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I think people said they wanted them going on.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
The other ten percent were Australians, you know what I mean,
And sometimes they are going to ruin the vote.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
But that's good. That's good.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
They're gone, so that opens us right up. You see
opportunities in swimming, Yes, we might get them the top
what fifteen hour. We used to do some good work
in the Commonwealth Game swimming, I mean a few bronze.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Medal hackers pool side and the spiros you're most burmisters.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well actually that brings to point another point across, which
is should they be banned from the Commonwealth Games as well?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I thought we were talking about the country being banned
in general. Yeah, necessarily from the Olympics, from the whole
country gone.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Like just segregated from the rest of the world, not
competing with anyone and anything.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Well, I wouldn't use it. It's segregated.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well yeah, maybe not the best word, just because competitioned
off from the rest of the world so that they
can't actually play any sport or competition against anyone.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Is that what you're thinking, just generally that there's no
Australia anymore. I don't know how you do it. I
don't know the ins and outs. We'd probably have to
talk to it about it. But they're just gone now gone,
so in still would have to go on holiday to Fiji.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah, maybe Bali. Yeah, damn it. But I love going
to Brisbane.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yeah, I know you love it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Man, Well you could probably get a special pass. But
I don't think they should be allowed to import an
export either, no, you know what I mean? Or we shouldn't.
You shouldn't be taking anything from Australia.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
No, what about the part of this we're missing? Is
I really like it? In New Zealander's beat Australia.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Well, we're going to clean up now, but we're not
going to beat US Warriors. We're going to clean up
every year.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
So it's just going to be the Warriors.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Ye, next year is the year. But sounds great. How
do you feel in New Zealand? Three four eight three?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Let us snow?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Of course you've had your say already. Ninety percent of
people want them gone, so let's get rid of them.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
They're gone.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Can we get some kind of a guillotine or something
like that?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Mike like gone?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
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Speaker 2 (06:32):
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Speaker 6 (06:42):
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Speaker 5 (06:45):
Captain Edmund we're going with that, isn't it, Edmund boy?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Oh yeah, no, I prefer Captain Edmund.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Just reminder, if you hear the twenty five k Fiddler
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call us eight hundred hodak, you could win one thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Anyway, fell what we had that quite a lot today,
just a simple bit of Edmund.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Hey, Fellas, I found this really interesting article in the
New Zealand Herald. Well that's not true. I had a
Google alert set for circumcision. Anytime there's any kind of
article written anywhere in the world about circumcision.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Mogie is the first to know. Is that like content
for the show?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
No, no, no, I've just got an interest. Is that
breaking news? It's not break on your phone?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Oh yeah it is.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I get an alert, makes a noise and everything.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, is the breaking news the segment? I think?
So this is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Health New Zealand must apologize after a man was circumcised
without his consent. Ah, a man had his bandages removed
a few days after undergoing surgery to manage his skin condition,
only to discover and unexpected outcome. He had been circumcised
against his wishes. Wow, against his wishes?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I don't ever. Just incidentally, remember giving my consent?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I didn't give mine. Oh maybe I did. No, I
would have. Well, how were you a baby, Jason years,
I was a twelve year old. I was a twelve
year old. I had I had a full circumcision. Beautiful
craftsmanship that is down there, right, And yeah, because I
had the foreskin, they're stuck, glued, all glued together.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
It was stuck.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yes, But anyway, this fella is not happy about it
at all, if I can put it that way. He
told all of his doctors that he wasn't interested in
having the full circumcision. He had some kind of scaling
on his foreskin. Keys like what you've got that?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You were telling us, I have got that, and he
just wanted.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
To get that removed, which was only on a small
portion of his forcekin.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Next week because mine's are all over.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
But when he was come to, they whipped off the
lot and he said that what is altered as he's
got a lot of irritation down there and it's resulted
also in a significant reduction in the amount of love
making that he's having with his partner.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
So he's gone the full mogi. Basically, he's got a
full mogi.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So he requested j ankle sock, yes,
because you've got like a halfway job.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
What he requested was your standard circumcision.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Well he's yeah, he's requested. He's requested a travesty. And
they've said, look, we can't perform medical malpractice on this guy,
no matter how badly he wants it. We're going to
have to do a proper job. Give him the full mogi,
give him something really beautiful. And that's what they've done.
But he's not happy about it, so they're having to
apologize for him.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So it's like a turtle with no shell. You know, Well,
a turtle pushes its head out right, you know when
a turtle pushes its head out underneath the shell.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Yes, yeah, you're rocking a shell. Is the part that
threw me.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Off, and I still maintain to this day that my circumcision,
it is very standard.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
So I looked at the definition keysy of circumcision. That
means when you have your your forcekin removed. That's right,
removed completely.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
You can't remove all of your forcekin then it would
just be like a Monty shaft.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
And so, just for anyone who's confused, Jace when he
was a baby received half a circumcision, and he's convinced
that that standard. And so we've got this great gradient
where Mogi's got a full Moggie Okay, how it's supposed
to be.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Jason, which he ripped off.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Incidentally, Jace, you've got sort of a half like halfway
through situation weird.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
And I'm running a fully stock set up.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
So what you're you're uncircumcised factory issues.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
So it's all under the hood, that's right, your original
original path. That's right, full full scaling.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
I find start with the scale.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I find uncircumcised about weird.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
It creeps me out.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It's like an alien.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
What the amount you're dealing with the amount of penis.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
When it comes out of the stomach. I find the
same thing with uncircumcis.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Has been a sweet symphony.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
This is great, you know what I made?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
It just sort of a wow, this is a really
good song.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah, that's right. Then it's a little bit of Peeka
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You know what I mean? It comes out of the stomach.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Coming up later as well. Yeah, Stone Temple pilots as well.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Yeah, exactly. Hey, it's twenty to six on Stop doing.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
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kisy Oh.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Queens are the Stone Age. Yeah on the radio, hold
Aky big show this Tuesday afternoon. The time it's four
forty eight.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
It's dedicated to the Swampy.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Totally who ticks in on three four eight three? Hey,
fellas pretty wholesome. This weekend, my parents are coming up
to stay just on the Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Man.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yeah, it's great, Donna Mint coming up. The first thing
they're going to do is watch my wife's Nitpaull. You's
a big final ma ab maa on Saturday AVO, So
we're gonna watch that together and then were and then
we're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
She nervous about that, Mum nor your wife. No, she's
like got a bit of perform in front of mine
and Dawn.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
No, she's used to it.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
They've watched her play quite a few times, right, So
what they're in for absolutely plus it's mostly just here
on the pine anyway.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Yeah, right, it's hard to perform when you're just sitting
on the pine there in your track suit. Yeah, don't
you know it easy.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
So, anyway, my parents are coming up, which is cool.
We go to go out for dinner and watch the
All Blacks. It's gonna be really wholesome. And then on
the Sunday morning, we're gonna get out there, me and Dad.
We've got the builders string, we've got some spray paint,
we've got the old measuring tape, and we're gonna measure
up where the dick is going to be at the
front of my house there, because we're gonna build a
dick in time for summer.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
So sounds good.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
It's quite wholesome. It's really wholesome.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
That's great. That's good family stuff, isn't it getting out
there doing a few odd jobs.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Well, yeah, because we've done a couple now, we've done
a few old cars up together, which has been really fun,
you know, and it's quite good bonding. And he said,
you know, we're going to get up early and do
this because it's quite a bit of work to be done.
We've got to figure out how much timber we're going
to need when holes, you know, where you're going to
be getting your post hole borer and blah blah and
doing all the calculations and stuff. And I was like,
it's just really it's just really wholesome, you know, Yeah,
(13:14):
it's very nice.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
It's kind of the dream, isn't it when you when
you have a kid and you're like, oh, one of
these days will be able to pass down all my knowledge.
Well exactly, you know, all my like with the cars keys.
He's got a passion for the cars. Absolutely, he's got
obviously got it. Sounds like he's bloody good with his hands.
He's generally speaking.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
That's right, fell he is.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
That's right, that's right. So to be able to pass
down those skills to your son or daughter in this
case soun bloody good stuff and a nice for you
as a son to be able to receive that and
have that special time with.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Your dad bonding.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I feel very lucky you should, because I mean I'd
love to have that as well. That's similar sort of
thing because I'm not very good with like building or
cars and stuff, but I just need Dad's dead, you see,
and so you I wanted to learn that stuff, but
I guess yeah, but that's great for you, man, that's
(14:08):
really good for you.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Yeah, I thought it was.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
I hope you don't take it for granted. Yeah, no,
don't because some people don't have a dad and I
don't know about it can be over real quick. Yeah sure,
blink of an eye.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
So yeah, do you fellows want to come over for
the grand opening of the Deer though? Will your dad
be there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, yeah, I'd be into that too.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Cool. Yeah a tune a fellas blue?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Will you be playing some tunes on the radio upside
when you're making the deck?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
You put that father and Son on Kat Stevens.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
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The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
He is, Indeed, it's good. Right there on the Radio
Honarchy Big Show. We're having a very fascinating discussion. Weren't
we fellas off here there about loud love making? Flatmates,
We've all been there, haven't we? By God? Well, maybe
we'll touch on that on another show, maybe another show.
Four three people can texting about that on another show,
(00:33):
really loud love making. Now listen. We were having a
little discussion a little while back there fellas about whether
or not you epped your two you text your uber drive.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
When you're playing a tuba when you whether you tap
your uber driver right, And I think the general consensus
was concentrate.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
The general consensus was none of us.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Well, the reason I don't is because I asked a
tuba driver once. I was like, if I tip you,
do you actually get some of the money. He's like,
I don't know, I've got no idea. But then you
got on the website and it says they do get it.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
It feels like they would get it, and I feel
like it would be bad to tell people that one
driver said, oh, I don't know, as a way as
a reason to not then tip them.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Which is why I always tip them.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Well, let me tell you something. They do know because
they reply to you, right, so they do actually know
that you've been tipped. And I had a revelation because
of course, when we're traveling around the place for work
pace for it.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
If you're like a company, it'd switch you toggle and
it says do you want your company to pay for
this Uber?
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Or your private account? And I always go company, of course,
And I never do tip the Uber drivers. And then
I went, hang about I'm working for a mass of
multimillion dollar corporation here I'm going to tip the ass
of this bastard, so I have the biggest tip you
could get, and just did do and it was all
done and dusted and sorted. Got a message from what
(01:58):
was his name?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Bogsy careful?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Actually, well, what.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
What was his name? I had to say the guy's name?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It was why Dong was his name?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
There is? So his name was?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
As I said, careful, I wasn't sure if it was
going to be.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
And you've made up a comedy name. Why what do
you mean?
Speaker 5 (02:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
His name was why Dong?
Speaker 6 (02:23):
And what was the How much did you tip him?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I can't remember. It was like fifteen backs or something, right,
you know, And he replied and said, thank you very
much for your tip.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
He must have been stoked.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, well why Dong? And I felt really good
about it, even I wasn't the one you got me
freaking out now I was.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Surely I could say his name, you can say.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, it's just the name of an actual tuba driver
who exists, so it's fine. And he was a bloody
lovely guy too, so he deserved his fifteen back.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
He would have been stoked you gave him and it um.
It is interesting though, Jose, I've done that before as well.
And of course you know that the trip is paid
for by the company, but any tip has to be
and reimbursed, that's right.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
And you also can't go Uber comfort. It has to
be the basic.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Uber that's right. Is that Uber xcusey that's right?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah? I always go uber X of course uber X,
so I well I have to you will, Yeah, I'm
felthy about that. Yes, might give why Dong.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
According the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I took monkeys there on the radio hoed Arkey Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four point thirty
four now. The Big Show Big poll yesterday was should
Australians be excluded from the Olympics? Yes or no?
Speaker 6 (03:52):
I believe that is correct, Jason.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Pole.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
You could vote at the Ducky Big Shows Instagram story
of course, and the threshold for whether or not something
was being cut or in this case an entire country
has been cut with seventy five percent.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yes, and we did get rid of a couple of things.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Race Look gone yes, Break Dancing gone yes. To Caathlon safe,
Equestrian safe, Australia gone. Ninety percent of New Zealanders think
that Australia should be barred from the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, I think that's that feels right to me. Phellows,
I don't know how. I mean. We voiced our opinions yesterday.
They just bring the whole level of the Olympics down
and be good to see the back of them.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I think people said they wanted them going on.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
The other ten percent were Australians, you know what I mean,
And sometimes they are going to ruin the vote.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
But that's good. That's good.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
They're gone, so that opens us right up. You see
opportunities in swimming, Yes, we might get them the top
what fifteen hour. We used to do some good work
in the Commonwealth Game swimming, I mean a few bronze.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Medal hackers pool side and the spiros you're most burmisters.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well actually that brings to point another point across, which
is should they be banned from the Commonwealth Games as well?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I thought we were talking about the country being banned
in general. Yeah, necessarily from the Olympics, from the whole
country gone.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Like just segregated from the rest of the world, not
competing with anyone and anything.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Well, I wouldn't use it. It's segregated.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Well yeah, maybe not the best word, just because competitioned
off from the rest of the world so that they
can't actually play any sport or competition against anyone.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Is that what you're thinking, just generally that there's no
Australia anymore. I don't know how you do it. I
don't know the ins and outs. We'd probably have to
talk to it about it. But they're just gone now gone,
so in still would have to go on holiday to Fiji.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah, maybe Bali. Yeah, damn it. But I love going
to Brisbane.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yeah, I know you love it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Man, Well you could probably get a special pass. But
I don't think they should be allowed to import an
export either, no, you know what I mean? Or we shouldn't.
You shouldn't be taking anything from Australia.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
No, what about the part of this we're missing? Is
I really like it? In New Zealander's beat Australia.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Well, we're going to clean up now, but we're not
going to beat US Warriors. We're going to clean up
every year.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
So it's just going to be the Warriors.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Ye, next year is the year. But sounds great. How
do you feel in New Zealand? Three four eight three?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Let us snow?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Of course you've had your say already. Ninety percent of
people want them gone, so let's get rid of them.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
They're gone.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Can we get some kind of a guillotine or something
like that?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Mike like gone?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Here's powder Fingers The Hdarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I think one A two there on the Radio Hold
Arky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, Old Kezy, here's an
edmind announcement.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
No, it's not andm an announcement. It's just something we
have to do as a radio show.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Captain Edmund we're going with that, isn't it, Edmund boy?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
Oh yeah, no, I prefer Captain Edmund.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Just reminder, if you hear the twenty five k Fiddler
and you know, get mixed in with a song, yes
call us eight hundred hodak, you could win one thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Anyway, fell what we had that quite a lot today,
just a simple bit of Edmund.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Hey, Fellas, I found this really interesting article in the
New Zealand Herald. Well that's not true. I had a
Google alert set for circumcision. Anytime there's any kind of
article written anywhere in the world about circumcision.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Mogie is the first to know. Is that like content
for the show?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
No, no, no, I've just got an interest. Is that
breaking news? It's not break on your phone?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Oh yeah it is.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I get an alert, makes a noise and everything.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, is the breaking news the segment? I think?
So this is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Health New Zealand must apologize after a man was circumcised
without his consent. Ah, a man had his bandages removed
a few days after undergoing surgery to manage his skin condition,
only to discover and unexpected outcome. He had been circumcised
against his wishes. Wow, against his wishes?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I don't ever. Just incidentally, remember giving my consent?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I didn't give mine. Oh maybe I did. No, I
would have. Well, how were you a baby, Jason years,
I was a twelve year old. I was a twelve
year old. I had I had a full circumcision. Beautiful
craftsmanship that is down there, right, And yeah, because I
had the foreskin, they're stuck, glued, all glued together.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
It was stuck.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yes, But anyway, this fella is not happy about it
at all, if I can put it that way. He
told all of his doctors that he wasn't interested in
having the full circumcision. He had some kind of scaling
on his foreskin. Keys like what you've got that?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You were telling us, I have got that, and he
just wanted.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
To get that removed, which was only on a small
portion of his forcekin.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Next week because mine's are all over.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
But when he was come to, they whipped off the
lot and he said that what is altered as he's
got a lot of irritation down there and it's resulted
also in a significant reduction in the amount of love
making that he's having with his partner.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
So he's gone the full mogi. Basically, he's got a
full mogi.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So he requested j ankle sock, yes,
because you've got like a halfway job.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
What he requested was your standard circumcision.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Well he's yeah, he's requested. He's requested a travesty. And
they've said, look, we can't perform medical malpractice on this guy,
no matter how badly he wants it. We're going to
have to do a proper job. Give him the full mogi,
give him something really beautiful. And that's what they've done.
But he's not happy about it, so they're having to
apologize for him.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So it's like a turtle with no shell. You know, Well,
a turtle pushes its head out right, you know when
a turtle pushes its head out underneath the shell.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Yes, yeah, you're rocking a shell. Is the part that
threw me.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Off, and I still maintain to this day that my circumcision,
it is very standard.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
So I looked at the definition keysy of circumcision. That
means when you have your your forcekin removed. That's right,
removed completely.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
You can't remove all of your forcekin then it would
just be like a Monty shaft.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
And so, just for anyone who's confused, Jace when he
was a baby received half a circumcision, and he's convinced
that that standard. And so we've got this great gradient
where Mogi's got a full Moggie Okay, how it's supposed
to be.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Jason, which he ripped off.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Incidentally, Jace, you've got sort of a half like halfway
through situation weird.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
And I'm running a fully stock set up.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
So what you're you're uncircumcised factory issues.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
So it's all under the hood, that's right, your original
original path. That's right, full full scaling.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
I find start with the scale.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I find uncircumcised about weird.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
It creeps me out.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It's like an alien.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
What the amount you're dealing with the amount of penis.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
When it comes out of the stomach. I find the
same thing with uncircumcis.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Has been a sweet symphony.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
This is great, you know what I made?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
It just sort of a wow, this is a really
good song.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah, that's right. Then it's a little bit of Peeka
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
You know what I mean? It comes out of the stomach.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Coming up later as well. Yeah, Stone Temple pilots as well.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Yeah, exactly. Hey, it's twenty to six on Stop doing.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
kisy Oh.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Queens are the Stone Age. Yeah on the radio, hold
Aky big show this Tuesday afternoon. The time it's four
forty eight.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
It's dedicated to the Swampy.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Totally who ticks in on three four eight three? Hey,
fellas pretty wholesome. This weekend, my parents are coming up
to stay just on the Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Man.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yeah, it's great, Donna Mint coming up. The first thing
they're going to do is watch my wife's Nitpaull. You's
a big final ma ab maa on Saturday AVO, So
we're gonna watch that together and then were and then
we're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
She nervous about that, Mum nor your wife. No, she's
like got a bit of perform in front of mine
and Dawn.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
No, she's used to it.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
They've watched her play quite a few times, right, So
what they're in for absolutely plus it's mostly just here
on the pine anyway.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Yeah, right, it's hard to perform when you're just sitting
on the pine there in your track suit. Yeah, don't
you know it easy.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
So, anyway, my parents are coming up, which is cool.
We go to go out for dinner and watch the
All Blacks. It's gonna be really wholesome. And then on
the Sunday morning, we're gonna get out there, me and Dad.
We've got the builders string, we've got some spray paint,
we've got the old measuring tape, and we're gonna measure
up where the dick is going to be at the
front of my house there, because we're gonna build a
dick in time for summer.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
So sounds good.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
It's quite wholesome. It's really wholesome.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
That's great. That's good family stuff, isn't it getting out
there doing a few odd jobs.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Well, yeah, because we've done a couple now, we've done
a few old cars up together, which has been really fun,
you know, and it's quite good bonding. And he said,
you know, we're going to get up early and do
this because it's quite a bit of work to be done.
We've got to figure out how much timber we're going
to need when holes, you know, where you're going to
be getting your post hole borer and blah blah and
doing all the calculations and stuff. And I was like,
it's just really it's just really wholesome, you know, Yeah,
(13:14):
it's very nice.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
It's kind of the dream, isn't it when you when
you have a kid and you're like, oh, one of
these days will be able to pass down all my knowledge.
Well exactly, you know, all my like with the cars keys.
He's got a passion for the cars. Absolutely, he's got
obviously got it. Sounds like he's bloody good with his hands.
He's generally speaking.
Speaker 6 (13:31):
That's right, fell he is.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
That's right, that's right. So to be able to pass
down those skills to your son or daughter in this
case soun bloody good stuff and a nice for you
as a son to be able to receive that and
have that special time with.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Your dad bonding.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I feel very lucky you should, because I mean I'd
love to have that as well. That's similar sort of
thing because I'm not very good with like building or
cars and stuff, but I just need Dad's dead, you see,
and so you I wanted to learn that stuff, but
I guess yeah, but that's great for you, man, that's
(14:08):
really good for you.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Yeah, I thought it was.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
I hope you don't take it for granted. Yeah, no,
don't because some people don't have a dad and I
don't know about it can be over real quick. Yeah sure,
blink of an eye.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
So yeah, do you fellows want to come over for
the grand opening of the Deer though? Will your dad
be there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, yeah, I'd be into that too.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Cool. Yeah a tune a fellas blue?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Will you be playing some tunes on the radio upside
when you're making the deck?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
You put that father and Son on Kat Stevens.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
The Hold Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on radio. Hold a
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