FULL SHOW: Bouquet of Guilt

On today's show, Jase steals from charity, Mike massively humiliates himself at the gym, and Keyzie has an apology to make.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'll kidding you, mad bars. It's great to have your
company this Tuesday afternoon, the twentieth of August twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
On you.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yes, you are listening to the Big Show, brought to
you by Night. Unfortunately, Moggi's wearing a sort of proper
shirt over the top of his tiny whitey so can't

(00:48):
quite see his full magnificence, which is touch disappointing. But
having said that, it's a very smart kind of casual shit.
And you're still and hot as.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
That's live going pretty grouse, and all the better for
looking at your Maggiu's sick past. Yeah you good to
be a light bed Tuesday today? Am all right?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yes, sure.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Wednesday tomorrow, keazy, what are you up to?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I only been doing the Big Show?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, well, of course it was Kesey's birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yes, carry on.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
The lizard like movement of his.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Eyes they just blink vertically, They.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Just went down very slowly. It was Kesey's birthday yesterday,
and what a celebration it was, And of course he
went out on the town with old buck Son and
his lovely wife and friends and a little bit tied today.
I think it's fair to say.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, it was just as we were discussing on the
podcast outro, I had not responsibly. Of course I didn't
have heaps of beers, yes, but I didn't have just
a beer somewhere in the middle there responsibly.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Serious question to both of you, where's the threshold in
terms of beers? He's for a hangover, you know, I mean,
how many beers eas do you have to consume? And
you go, oh, I'm going to have a hangover tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Probably it depends. Are two year sweet three year kind
of just be a wee bit tired.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Well, it's affecting your day, isn't it. Three and then
four and five you're getting into it. You can't be bothered.
But you're eating badly. Yes, you're not going to the gym.
You're punching your dad. Yeah, yeah, it's about five last night.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Six Hey, now listen, and it is a massive shall
we here? We've got Vanilla Radio coming up? Which is
very exciting. Mokei's going to tell us about his first cass,
which I am really intrigued to find out about.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
And also, don't forget to keep an air out for
the twenty five k Fiddler. If you hear a tune
play with some fiddle mixed into it and you call
us one hundred hadarchy, you call a number one hundred
gets one thousand dollars to keep an.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Ear out, Why wouldn't you listen to a team I reckon,
here's blood.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
The whole actual Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Berosmith there on the radio Holanky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon,
fourteen minutes past four. And I actually need to put
out a little in our defense kind of statement. All
three of us today in the studio are feeling very tired,
very very tired, and no particular reason for what we
just are but Jason, but that doesn't mean we're not

(03:25):
going to do a great show.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
And also those backbones all around New Zealand who are
tired of actually working in the.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, way more tired than us. Soft Yeah totally wow, wow,
actually probably not. I mean, yeah, it was pretty pretty tired. Yeah,
I mean I had really bad sleep last nine hours
last night. Yeah as well, but yeah, alright, my testicles
are hurting as well.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Van Radio.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Okay, we do.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
That ship Vanilla Radio. Turn that ship off show.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I always forget it has that on the end.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Right, So Vanilla Radio. This is how it works. If
one of us sends an idea through to our group chat,
that's pretty damn vanilla. We head up vanilla Radio. The
first one we ever did was Jase came through with
does anybody even like banana fruit bursts?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Today?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Jace, you bring your topic in? What was it again?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Meant? I'm actually a little bit outraged because I don't
feel like this is vanilla radio. But Pugsan entered it
in the document as vanilla radio.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's pretty vanilla, so I'm just.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Gonna have to run with it. I think he's just
getting back to me, after getting back at me after
yesterday me busting him with his cake debacle. But anyway,
the question today is on vanilla radio wearing socks with jendles,
Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It sounds like more of a big pole the way
you phrased that just then, So the way vanilla radio works,
if you listen to any other radio sessions. This is
how it'll work, Jase. You bring a funny topic to
the table with a story surrounding it. So what's your story?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Man, It's not necessarily a funny topic. It's just I
was sitting in a cafe the other day with my wife.
I got a lovely breakfast. Actually the bun was a
bit dry, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
They wouldn't do this on vanilla radio. That just get
straight to the story.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
But anyway, a fewller walked in and he had Jendles on,
but he was wearing socks as well. And what it
drives me batshit crazy when I see that, because I
don't know if it's just west Auckland maybe, but it
happens all over the place, right, and I cannot, for
the life of me, see how that can possibly be comfortable, right,

(05:33):
wearing socks with jendles.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay, So now I have a contrasting opinion, Jace. I
actually love socks and gendles. I wear them all the time.
Have you tried it? No, your feet are warm it
You can slide your shoes off with anytime you want.
You know, you've got indoor shoes with your socks, slide
them into your jendles. All of a sudden, your indoor
shoes become outdoor. Yeah, big fan over here. Okay, so

(05:56):
I've represented the other side of the.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Oh, I've got to take the sort of you know,
it sort of takes both of your takes and then
makes it my own, and it's a little bit different
as well. I also, actually, Jose, I hate it. I
hate seeing the sandals with the socks situation. I think
it's it's essentially it's pajamas for the feet. It's a
lazy option.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's like trackies in this It's like pajamas and the Superman.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Two thousand percent. So I only wear them at home,
and I only wear them when I'm completely nude, and
I wear them to bed. But other than that, I don't.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh wow, that's a pretty hot take. So we've successfully
completed a Vanilla Radio segment. Now we go to the
audience and say, hey, what's your take New Zealand three
four eight three? Do you like them or do you
hate them?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
I'm pretty serious about this.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
About Vanilla Radio is normally the audience reacts.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Was a huge reaction, sure.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Man, So we're going to see how we go there and.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Three four eight three. Let us know. You can also
send through a talk back with the iHeartRadio app or
call us on eight hundred hoduchy everyone there does such
a thing in the drawer for fifty a night and
day vouchal. We've got plenty to give away.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
So good man, Speaking of which has falls the Hiarchy
Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in weekdays
and four on.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Radio John Pitty and the Heartbreaker is there on the
radio hold Big show this shoes afternoon. The time is
four twenty six backbone.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, man, hey, fellas, I beckham my fitness regime at
the moment.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
It's so great.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Thanks, yeah, yeah, yeah, good one. But to do that,
I'm going to the gym real really at the moment,
I'm going to the gym at five o'clock in the morning,
which I'm quite enjoying, except it means that I'm in
no shape to do the radio show. That's all good, sweeties. Yes, way,
I went along today there India. I've got my got

(07:48):
my routing on my phone pattern routine, so I was
going to follow that and got a little oorder there.
So you do it, you do it, You do it.
It's actually getting gets quite full in there. Now. When
I first started doing five o'clock, there's no one in there,
But now that it's quite full.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
And anyway, I could see people heard you talk.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I don't want to get down there, man, they want
to get down and there.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I want to be down there.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
So anyway, I was running out of exercises and the
next thing that I was on, I was going to
do the seated row. The seated row. Yes, it's good
for your back, kesy back, your backbone. Anyway, there was
a lady that was on that machine there. The outfits
they wear these days are quite something, aren't they.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I can't say I've noticed, but I'll take your word
for it.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Anyway, I goes over there and I sees to ors
to I says, hey, how how long you're going to be?
How many more sets you got left? And she says three.
I've got about three. I was like, sweet airs, I said,
I bags, I'll bags a day. I'll go next. So
I checked my hoodie on the floor there. I don't
know if putting your hoodie on the floor next to
a machine at the gym means that you've got it next,
but I did it anyway, But.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's like the coin on the pool table.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
That's right. I put my coin on the pool table,
and then I went away and I did another exercise
and might have been leg raisers, kezy. I don't know
what have been leg raisers, tricep extensions. I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
We can't need to figure out which one it was.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
So I did those, and then that was in a
position in the gym where I could see how quickly
she was going, because three sets of some people is
twelve sets for somebody else. So I did three sets
of that. She still wasn't finished, so I went over
to a sort of a floor area that was behind
the rowing machine thingy that I wanted to use, and

(09:23):
I managed to do three sets of push ups while
I continued to wait for her to do her last
finish off her sets, you know. Yes, Then I finished those,
and she's taken her she has taken her time to
be fair, and so in the end I just leaned
up against the machine that was behind. I don't want
to put any pressure on it, but I knew she
only had one set left, so I just leaned up
against the machine sort of, you know. Made some interesting

(09:45):
notes on my phone about my workout and then maybe
you had a look at Instagram while I waited for
her to finish her set up. Then she finishes her setup,
she gets up, she starts wiping down the machine, and
then she does it. So she sees me now standing
behind her, leaning up against this other machine, and she
should have, you know, gives us weird, sort of gives
me a little look, not a good one. Yeah whatever, Man,

(10:11):
I've done six sets and you've done three. Yeah, sort
of that. Yeah, I don't say that. I just sort
of have a stupid look on my face. Sure, And anyway,
she goes there and I jump on the machine and
I just crank it up to max kezy and I'm
just rolling. I'm rowing like.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
A bas like an Olympian.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
I've just rowing like a bastard there. And then a
feller he jumps on the He jumps on the machine
that I was just leaning against. Now I was leaning
against that machine. There was nobody on it for the
entirety of the time and the entirety of the time
that I was doing all of my other exercises. And
I catch him out of the corner of my eye
and I turn around and I look at him, and
he's on he's on a rowing machine as well, and

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he's doing seated row as well. So what I didn't
realize was the entire time that I was trying to
get on the seated rowing machine, there was one that
was sitting there empty the entire time, and I was
actually leaning up against it and I could have just
been using it, and so it kind of like, ah, yeah,
well that explains why she looked at me like that, Yes,
because all she knows is on some old weirdo that's

(11:12):
come up and asked her when she's going to get
off the machine because I want to use that one
when I could have just used it the one she
was on.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Use your also, well, while she's working out, she's noticing
that you're going from like machine to machine, all with
an eyeshot of her. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yeah, every time she looks up. Yeah, old Maggie doing
his leg razors, you're.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Doing his press apps, doing his press aps, doing the
side eye with his press apps. That is pretty humid.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
It's all completely innocent, but I yeah, it's a humiliator, Yeah, huge.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Humiliat and giving you a track record as well. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, the hurdiarchy, big show week days from four on
Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Why were you doing now, the thing with the microphone.
That's weird. They weirded me out.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Man, we're on the radio. You can't just start a
random conversation just as we're on the right.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Well, you were just doing something with your mouth and
the microphone that sort of just threw me off a
little bit and made me feel a bit discombobulated.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
I loved it, all right.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
I was doing it for Mike because he likes me
to do it before every break.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
It was really good.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Muff.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I was going to say, speaking of which, but oh no,
I can't now what I was just about to chat about.
I can't go from that to that.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
To talk about.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Changed direction completely.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
All we can do is put a full stop here.
That's done.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Can I just say, actually, yes, in all honesty, the
muff was a bit dry in terms of the flavor
I didn't like.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
And we've got lots of people that come into the
office and they bring treats, don't they. They do make
it clear I've never done that, which is poor of
me probably. But you're up for some pretty intense scrutiny.
Jeremy Wells brought some muffins and that was disgusting. Yeah,
I've had I've had better. That was for sure. Who
brought these ones in today? J C? Because I saw

(13:14):
you devouring them and you put two in your pockets,
so I thought that might have been quite good.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Well, Pugson came in and see there's some muff on
the table there if you want to help yourself, and
so I went, oh, yeah, free muff I'll get into it.
And it's foul and what flavor is it?

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Though?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
It's like chocolate chip.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
It's like chocolate, but it's dry.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
And it's got weird herbs and things in it. Well,
it's not herbs. It's got weird flavors.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Has it actually got herbs and stuff in it?

Speaker 3 (13:40):
No, not herbs. It's actually got you know, like a
cinnamon or something in there. That's not that's not right
for a muffin.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
That's Isaac in the office. He made those. It's a
fundraiser for his mum. She's sick.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
How is he raising funds with it? Though? If he's
just giving it away.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I'm supposed to donate five dollars and have.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
One rate five blacks were That was just it was
just muffin on the table.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Someone. Look, man, you obviously stole a muffin from a
charity fundraiser. Jase and then distant on the radio.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I'll tell you what. They used to have little charity
things out there with bars and stuff that you can
sort of contribute to. I stole a lot of Now, listen,
you know it's just because I didn't have coins in that. Yeah,
you know what I mean. I mean, yeah, I don't
carry cash mode.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Generally. What I do is when I haven't got the
money for something and I can't pay for it, I
don't take it right. Okay, Yeah, I don't think you
can say, oh, but I didn't have any money, that's
why I didn't pay for it.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
God, you're a dear brain. Hey, now listen pleinly. Coming
up half to five o'clock. A wow, I believe you've
got an apology to make to the nation. For a start.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, it's just regarding the Warriors and the twenty twenty
four season. We'll be getting into that just after five.
Also the new game face the Jase that'll be happening
later on to if you want to win yourself a
night and day voucher, and he talks us through his
Thursday of a kiss.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah, oh how good hot content.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Can you go to something because I want to eat
the rest of my muffin?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, throw that's coming.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
It's all coming up after five stuffing your gob.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
There the whole aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Welcome back to your messive backbones. Hope you're getting through
your Tuesday. Okay, the time is five oh four and
you're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by
Night Nice with the front, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Don't when you guys both had your eyes not to
the front.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Come on, easy, Come on, guys, easy, coming up on
the show by the way, face to the Jay, So
make sure you keep an ear up for that and
you get a chance to win a fifty dollars night.
Dave Voucher, speaking of which, what's the special at the
moment they are? Keysy? Was that what's the special today?

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Key?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
They don't have a special one at the moment. They've
just decided to focus on the Barasta made coffee as
low as four dollors fifty. But if you use keyword mogi,
oh yeah, yeah. The love size it.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Where would you use the keyword?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
You just punch it in at the till there.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Oh, really, they've got to wake the toil by yourself.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Now what you punching Mogi on the tail?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I meant that when you put your pen and to
pay for cash't it won't be eligible because Moggie hates cash.
So when you're typing your pen and spelled mogi and
then uh in in huh and then once you've typed
it and hit the green button and then put your
actual pen and then boom free upside. But at that
point they've already made it, it's left to take it away.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
It does, so it goes from a regular to a large.
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, night and day man, check it out for all
the fifty Bristol man.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, it's very good. I tell you what I do.
Love the tunes we play on the same gosh Stone Temple,
Pilots Fellows, what are you reckon?

Speaker 4 (17:07):
This is a classic tune man, It is a love song. Hey,
don't forget Ahzy.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Friday going down to Wellington for Beavana and if you're
coming along you'll be able to taste the hot Federation
Backbone brew Hey Yump be Avana Docotos and if you
wan a ticket.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in We dated.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Four on Radio hodank Oasis there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, thirteen minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Hey, fellas, just quickly before we get into things here,
don't forget that the thirtieth of August is dafit all day. Yeah,
of course our good friends today and is it to
helping raise funds for the Cancer Society. We're gonna help them.
So if we can help them to raise one hundred
thousand dollars, one of us will bungee jump off the
Auckland Harbor Bridge wearing nothing but a super tight velvet
deafitial costume. If you'd like to help, donate and get

(17:56):
one of us jumping off that bridge, taxst donate to
two four four two right now you're gonna be linked
to donate, y fellers. It's taken a long time, but
there's something I need to address. It's something I've been
doing for the last few years. It's very close to
my heart. It's the Warriors and thanks man, It's the Warriors.

(18:17):
I've been commentating them along with Die Hendred Nice to It,
Ben Hurley and others as well, and there's been a
recent trend in something I have been doing which I'm
not very happy about. Just play your week snippet here
see if you can figure out what it is. Absolutely,
I'm just impressed with the our ability to limit Manly's
attacks so far. They are so potent once they spread
it out. Of course, as soon as I say that,

(18:39):
there is a five person breakaway and scores directly under
the post, everyone in the ACC studio pointing and laughing
in my direction. I apologize for everyone putting the commentary
in Kezy's hands. There for a crucial second. Warrior has
done well to just sort of weather the storm.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
What can we do here?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Garrick is flying it and he comes up ball is
just snatched aara out a lovely chase from Garrett takes that.
Can I just say that? I just said they were
doing a great job of withering the storm, and then
Manly straightaway scored. It's got a text from Mikeno Keesy's
ability to curse the Warriors as their biggest concern going
into next season. All I'm doing there saying what's happening

(19:18):
and the try has been confirmed? And I tell you what,
me and I not even Shanell Harris Devina can miss
it from there, I hope. I don't know the way
he just winted his eyes there like Bluarry posts in
front of him right now.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Do I he looked at that postal up and looking
at the screen the whole.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Game, I.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
You, man, Fellas, I should say, I'm sorry to all
the Warriors fans out there that have tuned into the
ACC's coverage. I don't know what it is. Whenever I
start commentating what's happening or giving an opinion on something,
something bad happens to the Warriors. I don't know if
you guys have heard the phrase commentators curse.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yes, you heard it, Mike, I've heard of it.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Okay, Oh you know you talk.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
No.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I just think that Mogi really hit the nail on
the head by saying that the biggest concern that the
Warriors need to address next year is Kesey's commentary curses.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Yes, but the.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Hopes of a nation so many people so passionate about
the Mum League got him behind and into it. And
Keasy just sort of ruined the entire season, and I
dreams and hopes and dreams of fans and players alike,
and Sean Johnson I believe is filthy with you, and

(20:42):
is he?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
But he couldn't point me out of a lineup. Can
I just know I'm in the middle of an apology here,
but can I just say that I feel like the
Warriors take some of the blame for this as well.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
What are we doing here? Are you apologizing? Well, you blaming,
shifting the blame.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm definitely apologized, shocking, but I'm just sad.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
It's terrible. Keezy.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
I'd like to apologize to all the Warriors fans out
there in New Zealand and just say I'm how deeply
sorry I am to have single handedly just me ruined
the Warriors season with my commentary curses.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Well, I don't know how single handedly is fair.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Okay, thank you, Matt.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
He started the Peno warse and that was really the
beginning of the end. Sure you are absolutely without it,
without a doubt, you are bad juju man Like. I
don't know if you've noticed it, Jase, but when Keezy
walks into a room, you know it. You just get
this cold chill down your spine. You're like, oh, bad
juju and it's so kezy it. Yeah, well, I mean

(21:46):
it's just hell.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
This is about commentary.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Every time I found out Magi, for example, that Keysy
was commentating, I just for the opposition thousand bucks boom
put your house on it, because I knew he had
them up with an absolute atrocity in the commentary field.
And so it turned out.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Well, look, can I'm just going to say I'm going
to be stepping down from all further Warriors games this year.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
And next year.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Nah, that next year is a different woll story.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Next year is the more important one. This year it's
don and dusted. Yeah, next year is the one that
we've actually got a chance of making the ape at
the stage and time.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
I don't think. I don't think stepping downs enough. I'm
thinking exile, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Well, I'm thinking rung a Tauto island or something like that.
You just go and live on an island.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah, isn't it like a dog site?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Well, it doesn't matter. It's designed for Pestsy Big Show podcast.
Yous there on the radio Hurnucky Big Show this Tuesday
afternoon the time is twenty five minutes past five o'clock.
We've got Jack on the line, get a Jackie Man
bars and Hew's life.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
You're good on you complain mate and your mate, mate.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
So we've got these amazing packages Jack to give away
thanks to the good bastards at New Zealand Post. But
before we get into that, why should we give it
to your dad?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah he's been pretty good.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
That'll do me. He's been pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Hey Jack, do you love your dad with all my heart?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
With all your heart?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
And you see now listen, We've got three packages. We
each made up our own package. Watson Keysy's package.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
That's the thing. Jack, You've just got to decide. My package, mate,
should you choose? It? Has a nice little socket sit
there for your dad's toolbox, a fat Freddy's d I
don't know fifty something, a nice little fat Freddies drop
vinyl based on a true story, one of my favorite albums.
And a Links Africa gift pack so that your dad
will smell nice.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
That ticks all the boxes. What's in my box?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Your package has a head scratcher, desiccated chicken, dessicated chicken,
a bag of tofu all as low as twelve dollars ninety.
Oh that's a different segment. Now, your one, Mike has
a head scratcher, a backbone shirt and a Warrior's juicy.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yeah, pretty good.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
So that's Moggie's package, and me Key and Jase. I
mean you guys could just tell them, but yeah, yours
is a box of scorched Darmond's.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Two boxes actually.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Ah, a packet of undies and some soap on a rope.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, and a little daffle bag thing.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah, we all have that. That's what it gets sent.
Oh yeah, you're not special. But Jack, which one of
those packages would you like to send to your dad? Mate?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Oh, you got a physical bag package.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
I have to go with that one.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
You an old Keesy's package. Good on you, matey.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Is it possible I can rearrange my package?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
You probably can't. You can probably get someone from the
office to do it for you.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
There, can I add to my package?

Speaker 4 (24:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, no, no, no no, And basically as it is is
just what it is.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Right Okay?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, but Jack, your dad is getting Keysy's package. Congratulations, mate, cheers,
good on?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Here make Sanda line and Pugson in Studio B.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
We'll look out for you, all right.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Hey, you don't forget. If you do want to say
thanks to your dad this Father's Day, don't just send
a text, send some love with New Zealand posts. But
if you've got to send him something, make sure you
do it before August twenty eighth to really guarantee that
he'll get it in time.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Toats men.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Thanks Fellas, The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Tune in on Radio Sublime. There on the Radio Honarkey
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. Our lips of sealed Pugson.
What's set off here stays off here? Man, Hey, Fellas,
I may seem maybe a little sort of off kilter today.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
I was slowing the pick up there. Re could have
said ten things I couldn't think of one. Damn.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
It's okay, man, And maybe not at the top of
my game, maybe and maybe a bit distracted. You probably noticed.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Certainly people outside the glass of notice.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah, anytime somebody walks past.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah, well, my eyes have been wondering.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
You got the wondering eye.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, well, I I guess that makes sense. Something pretty
full on happened last night when I got home from work.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh no, you're good.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Wow, this is what I want to talk to you
guys about, because you know, okay, fellas, it's good for
fellas to you know, hear their their ashes.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Spit it out.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
So I got home last night and my lovely wife,
my wife, wife, my wife had bought me a beautiful
bouquet of flowers.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh that's really nice, is it?

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Keasy? Is it? Is it? And they were freezes, which
are my favorite flower, their favorite flower. They they smell
of spring and fill me with joy and hope. Don't
do that with the microphone, please, magie.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
You can probably smell those in some of though with
that honker. Sorry, carry on though, carry on anyway.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
So I said, oh, that's lovely, darling, thank you so much.
That's very nice. Then I sat down on the couch
and it started, you know, the thoughts in my mind.
And didn't help that Terry walked through the lounge wearing
his bloody towel and nothing else. But he just out
of the shower.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
The he's never left.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
And I was saying, and these thoughts started coming under
my head, and I thought, oh, you've just been crazy,
old hoidy j with those thoughts, and it was like,
why is my wife buying me flowers?

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
So that's literally it. Oh wow, okay, so you're offended
by the flowers.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Well I wasn't offended by them. I was really taken
aback by them. And then I started thinking about it.
Why did my wife buy me flowers? What she done?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Why did she? Oh?

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah, what did you buy me flowers?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Because you only buy flowers when you've messed.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Up, when you've done something wrong.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah, And I'm thinking to myself, what is going on
with her? And or what has she done to warrant
her buying you know, her buying me a bouquet of flowers.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Because buying flowers is not a gesture of kindness, No,
that's an admission of guilt.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
It's one of those things where on the surface it's
lovely and you go, oh, how lovely. Then when you
put yours snarls underneath the surface there and have a
little wiggle around, you go hang about something's going on,
Something is going on. I mean, that's where my mind
when I don't know if I'm being unreasonable or that's

(28:47):
a reasonable thing to think, or just being paranoid.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I mean, I think you've been paranoid. What was when
you bought flowers for her last? What had you done?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Well, you don't do anything wrong, you not really well,
but I mean it's been twenty five years since she
bought it flowers.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah that's true. Yeah, okay, I'll buy her like a
Mars bar or something. Not because I've done anything wrong, yeah,
because you know, but then we'll call her it up
and stuff. I won't need to have the whole bar.
I just wanted to I just wanted to gage you, guys.
I mean, like if your partners came home and said, mogie, darling,

(29:26):
here's some flowers for you, you'd be you'd be all Jean.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
I don't like flowers, and.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
My name's Keesy, stop getting us mixed up. I'd be
I don't like flowers, though I'm not interested.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
In My wife has never bought me flowers, but she
she buys them for the house. Right, Yeah, okay, the
house is the nickname we give the neighbor. It's pretty hot.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
The house is he oh dog roll.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Trouble so hard?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Just tur Well, that's cool, that's good. I was just
wanted to check. That's all. Yeah, nothing to worry about there.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
She is having an affair though, isn't she?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Who?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Us a deed jet there on the radio. Hold Donkey
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes
or six o'clock. If you want to face the Jase,
give us a call right now on No. Eight hundred Hodarky.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
If you don't know what that is, it is a
game show. You just have to answer three questions correctly
and you will get yourself a night and day voucher,
So it's worth doing. Give us a call. However, if
you get one wrong and then goes to Jase, and
if he manages to get three correct then he will
get the fifty dollar night and day vouchers. So it's
more about stopping him from getting it than it is
about anything else. So let's go straight to the lines. Josh,

(30:48):
how are you going, mate? Yeah? Really good man? Where
are you calling from?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
God?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Oh? Yeah, good on you mate? What do you do
for a crust man?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Look at it back massive back right there.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
That's so good, hey, Josh, are you ready to face
the Jase?

Speaker 4 (31:09):
All right?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
It's time to face the Jase. Alrighty. First question, Josh,
don't forget to get three in a row?

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
What?

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Just three? Correct? Actually?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Who directed the original Jurassic Park? I got that at
the last Nice work, mate, Sorry Jace, Mike, do you
want to ask a question?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Second question here for your mate? What is pie to
the ninth decimal place?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Too long, Jase?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Three point one four one five nine two six five three?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Wow, that's correct, Thanks man.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, I was always a bit of a math geek
at school.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
And other things. All right. Next question Josh from Deleita.
That's one each? What is sushi traditionally wrapped in? Corrects
the answer?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Damn it?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Two?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
One?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
All right? Final question potentially possibly what does w w
W stand for?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Jay?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
How do you manage that?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Josh?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
That's fifty dollar night and day vouches?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
All yours?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Stand the line in old Pugu Son in studio look
after him?

Speaker 4 (33:04):
All right?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Good day. That's showing this handy going into a night
and day with fifty bucks and skyrocket there, pies and
chips and all sorts.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Of Actually, what is pied to the night decimal degree?

Speaker 4 (33:16):
By the way, I told you?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Three point one four, one, five, nine, two, six, five three,
just check in?

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Are you allowing to borrow the toilets at night and day? Anyone?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Do they have toilets?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Oh yeah, I've got heaps of them.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
They've got your bag.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Do you need to do another steamer?

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Oh? Just wondering, just asking for a friend.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Oh God, I am.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Tune in and four on Radio Nirvana. There on the radio,
holdankee Big Show as always coming up after six o'clock?
What's for teen news dealing with Measy Keezy? And what's
on the TV with my i'm an ogg? Come Onzy,

(34:04):
if you would like to old you man? You're thirty
three now, Keezy?

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Yeah, thirty three, man, he wouldn't behaving like that.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Actually, what's Jesus? Actually thirty three.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
When he passed away? Was the year was he he was? Yeah,
thirty three? Good age, man. I remember being thirty three.
It was good times. But you gotta be more mature, man, Yeah,
don't grow up. The son of God.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
I'm not mean to stop, you know, cracking out farts
and stuff with your mouth and then my mouth.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, as long as I can still do them, the
traditional way that I'm sweet airs, Who the hell.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
You guys, come on? Stop?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Okay, carry up? After six? What's the team he's dealing
with me? Kezy Tike?

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Three?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Are you having for dinner tonight on three four eight three?
And you can win a fifty on a night and day?
About you beautiful?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
The hold actual Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
It is the Big Show and you're listening to it,
and the Big Show has brought to you by night.
I don't know that I like the dip off. I
don't know how we got into that.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
I do it occasionally, and then you guys just start
doing it every time. It now and again. Man, just
every now and then you've been leading it.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Well that's because you guys being But anyway, on the
podcast outrad to Day, which is bonus material we do
outside of the radio show, there was controversy Fellows. I
was accused of something so heinous that I'm still right
now grappling with it.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
What have you been accused of? All sorts of stuff?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Indeed, even yeah, this particular one probably won't go to
HR like all the other ones have. But it was
a situation where you'd quite clearly made up a story
to impress us.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah, that's what that's Well, here's.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
A clip anyway of tonight's outro, which is out at
seventh Thinny.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
There's different areas, you know, with different areas of Auckland.
You know, it doesn't all happen in one place.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
It's true, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
It's weird that it did happen to.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Text and notorious for terrible storm.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I'm out west as well, and I was about six
this morning. I'm out, No you are. And it wasn't
snowing at Mogi's house.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Well not snow it was anyway, Why don't we do
a poll?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Did it last night? Okay? Was doing it for attention.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Exactly. Yeah. The Fellows accused me of lying about the
fact that when I got up this morning there was
hail on the ground.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
I just wasn't.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
You weren't up when I was up for a start?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Key, I was up at six this morning. I was
filming and I was early, and you know what's happened.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
There was hail on the ground.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
So what you've done there, Jason, This happens a lot
is you've gone to where you were filming and they've
got like a snow scene and you've thought that was
real life.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah, that's what happened, ezy, that's what happened. Hey, next up,
what's for teen? He's in it with me, keasy, get
those texts coming through.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
On three four eight three If you want some fifty
night and day vouchers.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Or just one, it'd probably just be one of ninety
one day voucher.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the song, Jace.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
I'm not going to play anymore the whole.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Nucky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Hole there on the radio, Hole Donkey Big Show. But
right now it's time foh you hey guys.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Text here from Steve what's for teens Zealand with me.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Hereby Yellowise you can't remember them, Massive Honker, that's not
one of them.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
No, Edmond boy a fat crust a monkey porn, doesn't
like fat crass doesn't like monkey porn.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Voucher boy, I feel like there's one missing, but yeah, okay,
clost enough, three four eight threes is number of text
tell us what you're having for dens and you could
have it rid out on the radio, which is always fun.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah, it's good stuff. I love it. My favorite segment.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
How was your terrible potatoes last night? That you bought
a potato?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Yeah, it was very nice. Actually we had it with
a roast roast vegetable salad. I know it sounds weird,
but what's.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
That roast vegetable salad?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Thank you, Yes, it was very good.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
You sure it wasn't Israeli coscos.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
I felt very healthy eating.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Did you have it with a vinegrete?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
The roast vegetables possibly had a bit of a what
color with the onions red or traditional? They were red?
You know, had a little bit of sweet chili sauce
on the side there for the potato.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
And did you have a protein?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
No, that's the whole point. The protein was sort of
creamy greton.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Oh wow, that's amazing. Like a lot of tips coming
through on three four eight three Get a Flower's fred here?

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Oh my god, Fred dis from Lump Biscuit, Fred Dagg.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Fred Dice from Lump Biscuit. Tonight, I'm having garlic prawn
wraps with seafood sauce.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
What is the seafood source?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Key? I think it might be that Thousand Island, the
one that you put on a prawn cocktail.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Yeah, yeah, which is basically just aoli and tomato sauce.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Exactly what it is?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yes, isn't it? Ketch up and mayo?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
You just leave the Leave the technicalities to us, buddy.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Leave the source technicality. Fellers, What was I thinking? A
good fellas?

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Derek here?

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Oh my god, Derek?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
He text him the other day, Dereka. Yes, what does
he do again?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Remind me kicks that ass? He's an ass kicker. He's
a kicker of ass.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Is he a fighter?

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Oh yeah, it's not him. It's Derek Jeter.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
No, it's not. Who the hell is Derek Jeter?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
He's a baseball player.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
It's not, isn't he?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Who am I thinking of?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Just read the text with.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Yes, here homemade mince and cheese pie with oh, go again,
homemade mince and cheese pie. To see some green veg in.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
There, magie.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
If it's a kumera mesh, I'd probably go with it.
I'll be happy with that meshed up with a little
bit of parsnip in there, sure, but a bit of greenery.
I think that's what you're right too.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
It's too brown for this set up.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
You're running the key you got. It's very very You're
getting older now, man, you've got to have.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Your brown, very brown.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Right right, Okay, here's here's a good one from Gus.
Oh my god, Okay it fails Gus.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Here anger's young, holy helmet, No, no, Gus, Gus for sure,
yeahs young.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
It goes by Gas Chicken nacho's or the cup of it.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Could be Gus van Scent, the film director.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
All right, yeah, actually, now that I hear what he's eating,
it probably is.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Does Gus van Scent always have chicken nacho's quite often?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
He's big on the nato. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
I'm not sure that I'm happy with a chicken on
a nacho though, but I can.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
A chicken on a nacho live chicken.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
You eat nacho's?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
All right? Okay, does that make sense?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
It's a chicken sitting on a nest made of corn chips.
That's that's what Gas is having.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
The film director, he's having a pie.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
But chicken, they sort of nests on the corn chips there,
make sort of nest out of them.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Roost they roosts. Yeah, chos good a failers. This is
from Bill.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Gates.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Gates, Bill Gates, Me and the Missus are having good
old steak, eggs and chips.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
He got divorced from her, did he? Yeah, Melinda she
rebellions now given quite a lot of it away.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Well you would if you had billions.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
I heard he was doing a little bit of chagan on.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
The sorry said here, we're having steak, eggs, chips, top
with a whole lot of fried Marsh's pa is doing
a bit of shagging on the side. Cheers, Bill Gates.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Indeed, the gorilla's there on the radio. Ho, Dankee Big Show.
Let's talk some TV, shall we?

Speaker 5 (42:18):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Now whoa TV?

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Am?

Speaker 4 (42:34):
I right?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Fellas say that again.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
I had a little bit of time to watch some
TV last night. Oh I thought it was spelt my
water Man, but it didn't happen. Oh what a feeling.
And I watched Colin from.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Accounts on TV's in Plus season.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Two, Season two, episode two. I liked the first three
episodes of season one, then it fell off a cliff
and I hated it. Remember that keusing. And then we
watched the first episode of season two and my wife
didn't like it, so we didn't watch anymore. And then
last night. I managed to talk her into watching the
second episode of season two. Yes, it was funny. Good?

(43:12):
What did you watch?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
No? Hang on, wait because I saw Mike earlier today
and he was like, I can't wait to check Colin
from accounts with you. Aka, I hated it and he
knows it's one of my mari and you said, oh god,
I know, I know how you felt about it.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
But that's the thing, easy, I acted my way through
that conversation with you. I did enjoy it, Okay to
enjoy it was funny. My wife was cracking up cracking
Is it the guy? Was it the guy trying to
what he tells his partner that's moved in whatever her
name is, that he's made somebody else pregnant? Oh? Yes,

(43:46):
I don't. I'm not a fan of the way her
character's going to be fair. She is annoying me now right.
Jason's say, for example, it's role play a little bit here.
You and I we get into an into a relationship.
I tell you that the previous woman that I was
seeing has told me that she's fallen pregnant years. How
do you feel about that?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
I don't know. It depends on how long our relationship
was you've moved in with me.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
For five years?

Speaker 4 (44:17):
And also, would you say to them why did you
do that? Would you say to me why did you
do that?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Right?

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Why did you get it pregnant? And I was just
watching again and I meant to like here, because that
is not a helpful attitude at all. Kezy.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Wasn't she saying why did you do that? Because they
got together while they were sort of getting Are you sure?

Speaker 4 (44:38):
I watched it last night, but I've just a little bit.
There's a little bit thing with her where she's a
little bit annoying. But she's a very good actor and
it was very funny.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah, watch the more of it.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Watch the Iron Claw. The Claw based on a true story.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
The wrestling one, the wrestling one.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
And I've seen it for the last week or so
and I've gone, nah, it doesn't look like me. But
it's basically this. Yes, it is very good actors and
all those actors that are in it have all buffed
up for their parts.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Zach yes and Jeremy White Yes.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
And he does look weird actually, But it's based on
a true story. It's about a father that was a
wrestler who always wanted to be world champion. He never
quite got There was always very bitter about that. He
has four sons who become wrestlers as well, and basically
he wants his sons to fulfill his dream basically. And
it is a pretty horrific story. But the brothers were

(45:39):
really close, and it's just the story of how the
family who believe their cursed falls apart completely. There's a
lot of death, there's a lot of sadness. It's a
pretty grim watch, to be fair.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
But I enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
It wasn't quite what I expected it to be.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Yeah, that's changed my mind about what I thought it
was going to be. Yes, it's I can't be bothered
with grim watchers.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah, it's it's. But my wife while we were watching
us going oh god, not him as well, and it
was like yeah, okay, yeah, oh man. And it's you know,
based on the true stories. So but I recommend it's
a good film.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Last night I went out for dinner day.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Pugs beers. We didn't tell me you're taking pugs.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
It's a was restaurant. Last night we had at the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Why didn't I go to the restaurant?

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Jason?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
We tackled this last night. I didn't want you. I
didn't feel comfortable with you.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
There.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
We'll talk about here all right.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Okay, June the Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
And Kisey System of the down there on the Radio
Hodakee Big Show this Tuesday evening. And the days are
quickly passing, Fellas, it's only a matter of time before
we head down to Wellington for Beer Vanner on Friday.
With that mine, let's have a little chat about the
brewery of the day. We're up to the brewery.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Of the so good fewlers, Sint Leonard's. Okay, oh, it's
the brewery of today. They're gonna be down there at
Beer Varna August twenty third and twenty fourth. Beavanna dot
cod inz for tickets. When Sint Leonards started, it was
nothing more than a passionate project for friends and family,
centered around a humble flat garage.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Oh yeah, tell me more, man, a flat garage, garage garage,
No flat garage.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Now I'm like a garage on the side of a flat,
like a sheer flat, like a garage flat flat.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Yes, yeah, yeah, ok.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Since then, brewers Vlad and Rory have found themselves a
much bigger automotive garage right in the heart of the
ber Mile in Auckland, the Mile b E not b
E A R B. Right and now for the very
first time these kigs leaving the hallowed garage and heading
down to beer Varna, Wellington. This weekend will be your
only chance to try them at Beervana, So get stuck

(48:07):
in the a St.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Lennon's sounds good?

Speaker 3 (48:10):
How many beers e is? Do you think you'll get
through on the Friday there? Oh, yeah, there's a lot
to sample.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Well, there's going to be over three hundred, yes, delicious
beers on office.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
So I reckon if you had a sip of every
single one, you could do it?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Is that two match? Three hundred steps? Sorry? Can you
get do it? Yeah? What's a sep fifty mils? Yeah,
it's a shot, just.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
A little yeah, right, shot of beer or three hundred
shots if.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
You had If you did that, then eleven shots would
be a can. Right. So and you're yeah, so about
two and a half dozen and they're all craft about
two and a half dollars. You'll be downing, yeah, responsibly,
down responsibly. Yeah, I could do that. That's a normal
night out for it, that's normal Friday.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Or you could do the tour you know, and just
put it in your mouth there and have a bit
of a swell around and then spit it out.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Have you just seen the hook to a meme? Have you? No?

Speaker 3 (49:04):
No? You know, like they're doing wine tasting and spit
it out. Yeah, they do that.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I think if you're spinning out booze, you know, it's
a waste. If you're making it, I get it, because
you've got to figure out the right taste. But if
you're at a tasting.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
You know what I mean? Yeah, spitting out the Saint
Leonard's good stuff certainly not the Saint Leonard's.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Man, and you want to taste it and even have
a chance to spit it out if you do want
to beervarna This weekend Friday and Satday will be at
the Friday afternoon session or evening session. Did I say Fordy? Yeah,
so good.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
The Huriarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darky.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Well there you got your man. Bastards. Hey, I'll tell
you what feathers instead of asking you what you're going
to do tonight, make us early night for all of
us here on the big show. Have a good solid sleep,
come back fetting ticketyboo tomorrow. Your thoughts please.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Sounds good for me, Thanks very much, mate. Year I'll
be going home and definitely get in an early one.
I reckon go and watch another episode of Colin from accounts.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Yeah, cool man, cool sounds great. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Know you're not asking us what we're doing tonight, but
I'm going to go home, probably make dinner for my
sick wife who's sick in bed.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
She actually in bed, she's.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
In probably in our bed right now, so yeah, yeah,
and then I'll put her to bit nice and nearly
than me and old pugs aren't over there are gonna
hop online and play shoot him ups together.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Well, just let her know if she needs anything, just
to get in touch with me, keysy, and I'm happy
to bring it over, mate, because you'll be you'll be
gaming with I'm happy to bring this stuff over.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
We've got heaps of stuff at our place. If she
needs would you bring that medicines? You have a good message.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
As for me, I'm going to go home, go to
the gym, have some protein.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Then what Jason make love?

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Oh really yeah again? And then maybe watch a movie
while it's hailing outside. Then go come up to my
lovely wife and have a little sneeze.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Let your wife know that if she needs anything, just
to call me, all right, like a message or anything
like that.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Or medicine chire man.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
She'll be into that. Yeah, cheers, I know, yeah, good stuff, keasy,
all right, all right, make sure you check out our
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Chill later.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Bye,