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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thanks mate, cheers man, that's probably funny faces at Hoody
Jay to cheer him up because he's down the dumps today.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
He is, isn't he but tired?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Jason but hungover? They'll go easy on Hoidy j Day
the Green round the gills?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Mate, No, no, I no, I'm good. I was. I was.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
I was a little bit grumpy before, but that you
grumpy a bit. I'm not going to go into why
I was grumpy.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I know where you're grumpy, just because if you've been
asked to do something really straightforward.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Well at least you never funny had on.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
At least you went just like us.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
In the US.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, yeah, I think I don't. I know that you
can't say the R.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Word, and the other one I said was mounged out.
You can't, So I don't even realize the origins of that.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
So you say that's interesting that you didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, it's just a saying that I said because the
original is it mongoloid? Is that the word?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So that wasn't a word and common and common parlance
mongol yes.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So none of that stuff was around when I was
at school. It was just the R word.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
It was a pretty standard chat, wasn't it back in
now day? Got a kid, wakep to yourself.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
You heard that, man, And so it was very standing
in my day for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, I'm sure it was for you, but.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I never used it, but it was very standy.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah. So when when I had said that and you
can't say that, I had to then figure out why
I couldn't say that. I google it and I was like,
you can't say that, and I was okay, that makes.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, the reality is founds. You can say whatever the
fuck you want if you're prepared to, you know, just
just own it, man. David Brent for David Brent, David Bain,
David Banner, Yeah, David Banner, he's big on that.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Seymour.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Ricky Gervais, Yeah, he's he gets very fired up about that, tubbet.
He's like, everything can be made fun of, and I
won't have it any other one.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It's interesting about Ricky Gervas is that he's not funny
anymore to stand up.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
It's pretty brutal, or fuck, it's ship.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Brutal.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
But his whole thing is like I've got all the
wisdom and I'll show you. But he's sort of like,
it's just all he does is punch is down. Yes,
and he does it for comedy special after comedy special.
It's like, Okay, I get it. You think trans things
isn't a big deal. Yes, like I've got it.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah, And now he's definitely got that funny. He's definitely
got that air of you know, I'm the man, and
I know what's you know, and you're all just wrong
and really good. Yes, but no, I wasn't really grumpy.
I was just tired, grumpy burst.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm actually I actually am tired and grumpy.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I thought you were hungover, but only because I realized
it was your birthday last night.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
You've got rings under your eyes.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Who's the birthday boy?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
And you got that dory eyed look that you get.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
We had we had enough beers last night to not
be too hungover, but to certainly be tired, right, you
know what I mean? So it was still fine, and
then Pugs insisted on getting a lift home from my wife.
So that added like another you know, half an hour
to my night.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I was that why Pugs is in that mood?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, because at first we're like, we're not going that way, man,
it's actually quite out of our way.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
And then he insisted yeah yeah, yeah, so that well,
now it's just more than he got on it, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I came in today.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
It was one of those situations where you've got to
read the room. You got to read the.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Room, and.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
You know, it's like, actually, I'm not going to take
the piss out of Pugs today because I think he'll
heal today. Man, he'll elbow me in the face if
I say the wrong thing. So I'm just gonna shut
my gob and get grumpy myself.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That'll fix it.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I'll focus on my grumpiness and not on pugsuns.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That's the ticket, man. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What's your take on this?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh, I'm indifferent.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Did you guys compliment Pugs's haircut that he's head out
for the first time in Ages?
Speaker 5 (04:08):
No, well I didn't really notice it, to be honest,
as he always wears.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
A cat exactly, so the first day he hasn't wont
a cap in Ages and he looks sick, and he
didn't say anything.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Well, as I say, he was in a mood, so
I didn't want to.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I didn't want to sort of poke.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
The beer, right, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Yeah, but no, I'm good. We're all about time today,
which actually I find possibly means it's going to be
a good show, because I find I do my best
stuff sometimes when I'm feeling tired.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Do you what qualifies as your best?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Oh, you'll see. You just listened to the show again,
You'll see what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You obviously haven't been tied for a while.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Then I look, I'm tired every day at my age,
keezy and my sleeps that I have full disclosure.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Last night my wife started sneezing at the dinner table.
We thought it was allergies. This morning she's woken up
with a sore throat.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Ah COVID potentially, I don't know. That's the thing. And
the thing I call that guy was it just w past?
He had chewing gum. That's pretty sick, that's cool, and
a sweger. Did you see that pog Son? Did you
see him? He was pretty awesome. We'll talk more about
that after this.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
And he was wearing shorts.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, he's in a suit.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I was looking at the wrong guy.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, I was looking at the guy in the shorts.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I forgot. I was gonna say, no she had COVID.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh yeah, she's got COVID. And because we share a bed,
oh yes, And so now do you sleep with your wife? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
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Speaker 2 (05:45):
Do you not?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You guys are rocking the two singles and two rooms?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Right?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Who's the double?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Still, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Who's the double? Minds?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
A single year?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Do you think you can even go back to a
single bed?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Mine's more of an mine's a bunk.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Every now and then I sleep in the single bed
that we've got an air spare room, and it is
not a good it's not good fun. Just hang off
the bars.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
The single in our house is actually really comfortable, really
well not but I even sleep in it. But you
know what I mean, it's sure very comfortable.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
The reason I find uncomfortable was because we're too long,
too long for a single bed.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Sure, yeah, I agree with that. I don't actually actually,
here's a dilemma. Let's say Lucy is sick right, what
she is tonight. If I want to avoid getting sick,
which one of us has to sleep in the spare room.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Well, I think the sick person should retain the room
the room. I think they should be as comfortable as
possible in their sickness. You know. But having said that,
if I'm sick, I always have to go into the speirroom.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
What do you think, Jason, I'm still getting my head
around the fact that you sleep in the same bed together.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, but I just try and put it to one side.
M sorry, sorry, guys.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
What what happens to our family if I'm I don't
use I don't go in our beard.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I sleep on the couch.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
On the couch or the second And that's in fearness
to my wife. That's not her call, that's my call.
I just go, I'm not going to get you sick
as well. So I well, to be fair, I mean
you're in the same house. I mean, if you've got something,
they're going to get it too.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Well, the two times that covids into our house have
been through my wife. So I've only had COVID once
and she brought it in and gave it to me
after a long stint of not having it here you go.
And then she brought it in a second time and
I managed to avoid it. So she's potentially got it
a third time now and I'm the one that has
to leave for another room. What's that about? Why am
I getting punished for her, you know, bringing these viruses
(07:38):
into our house?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah? Because she did it on purpose?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, it doesn't matter though.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Did she go to work?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, she's away for the weekend down in christ Church
with girls night ah I seek today. No, No, she
was going to because she's one of those people that
just cannot not go to work because she feels bad.
And I was like, if you're going to work and
get people sick, you will feel ten times worse. So yeah,
I know.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
And also between a rock and a hard place here, that's.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
A really good point. Actually, it's a good saying. But
she also is one of those people that just gets
fuming whenever someone's sick at work, so it's like, come on, man,
don't be that person.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Interesting to see how it goes, because you've got to
go down to Wellington this week for Bevanna Pivanai Havanna.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
How are you feeling about that?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Keys?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What do you mean? How am I feeling about that?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Wow, I'm feeling great about Magi's. Is you have to
go down to Beavana?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
You feel about it?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Is this a new thing where it's just me going?
I don't. I mean, no, I know, and I thought
about that, and I don't want to miss it because
I'm actually really looking forward to Wellington, so I might
go off. I might go spear room tonight.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Plus, I sleep better in another bed, do you.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
So?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Are you saying that you have terrible sleep most nights
because your wife's in the bed with you?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
No, I don't have a terrible sleep most nights. I'd
definitely sleep worse with someone in my bed than I
would if I was sold. I think it's fair, but
I just shut up and get on with it, you know. Yeah,
isn't that weird? But I'd prefer to sleep in my
bed with my wife then, just solo.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
The sacrifices we makeeping with our wives and curling up
to their beautiful warm bodies at night with a cool
chill wind outside and hail there and the wind whistling.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
In the roof.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Has it been hailing at your house?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
It has been, Actually we had so much hail.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
When last night?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Did we have hale last night?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
That it was like our lawn was white this morning?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
What time I got up? That was five point thirty.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I was up at six this morning and I didn't
see any hail on our.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Well, ours was white, right.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I also didn't see or hear of any hale last night.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Yes, I feel like this is a massive yarn.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I'm just telling you what.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Yes, I'm making up a story about hail.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Well, look, Jace, would that be a surprise.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Because that's, you know, exciting. I did this thing too,
when we go to bed and it starts raining. I
always said in my wife, I ordered that for you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You've told us about this, and also you go for
a walk with her, point out houses and go I
bought that for you.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
No, well yeah, no, but more than we are driving,
because I don't really walk with.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Her, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Just chicken the news, chap Fellers, any hail, Jace, You
just admit that there was no hail last night.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Well, I tempted to call up someone I was working
with today who said she went out on her lawn
this morning and her kids thought that it snowed there
was so much hail.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
On way out west like you are?
Speaker 4 (10:49):
No, Wow, she's Mungoty.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Bridge, right, That is so weird.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Yeah, there's different areas, you know, with different areas of
walk and you know it doesn't all happen in one place.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
That's true, it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
It's weird that it happened to the text and notorious
for terrible storm.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I'm out west as well, and I was about six
this morning. I'm out No you are? And how is
it not? And it wasn't snowing at Mogi's house? Well,
not snow anyway.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
No, well it certainly wasn't. Certainly wasn't cold enough for that.
That's not in It was quite warm.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It was hot. It just seems just a lot of it.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
We took a blanket off the beard it was so warm.
It feels like it didn't happen. But why don't we
get why don't we do a poll today?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Did it last night? Or was hoj doing it for attention?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
It's okay, Joe, So we don't put muscle on everything.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Man, Sure I know, tell the story, Keezy, tell it true?
Charming crazy mate?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, that's actually a good saying.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Thanks mate.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hey, listen to Hurdcky Big Show fotall seven every single
week down on Radiohoduck. It's really good, even when we're tired.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Yeah it tire day
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Step mm hmm