FULL SHOW: Our First Pashes

On today's show, Jase gets in a road rage altercation, Mike's sick of changing the sheets and Keyzie used to play marbles.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Night and Day from just four dollars fifty. It's time
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Speaker 3 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest, the biggest, This is the biggest, biggest,
shot big Show with Jason Hows, Mike Minogue and Keezy
Not get at your mad Barstard's great to have your
company this Wednesday afternoon, the twenty first of August twenty
twenty four. And as always, you're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Night Jay, Good Lord, Mogi, God, you're looking good man.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
I doesn't have the words anymore.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I mean, I wish I could post a picture of
you right now, the sun streaming in on your heavily
muscled torso. Your most looking flash is always the wisp
of heavy It's just great stuff. Mate.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
How's life mate?

Speaker 6 (01:02):
And go I'm pretty grousey, jace man, cool man.

Speaker 7 (01:05):
Can I just say, first of all, and off the bat,
straight off the bat? First of all, a massive kiolder
kapai and kiir kaha to Greek prebble. Yeah, man, we
stand on the shoulder. I'll stand on the shoulders of
giants here when you say that. So when we come
in here, you know, Prebs has already warmed the crowd

(01:26):
up for us. We've got to text here on three
four eight three it says thanks Greg, you rock. Now,
I don't know who that's come from, but let it
be from all of us that listen to Radio Hreki.
Let it be from everybody here on the Big Show
when we say thanks Greg.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
You rock totally man, And I mean, you know, we
talk about backbones on the show a lot. I mean
the epitome in my view of a backbone is Greg
people Prebble.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
He is who the hell is Greek p He is Pebble.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
He is CAZy please who loves He is the essence
of a backbone in the heart of Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Thank you, Keezy, hell are you?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm great?

Speaker 6 (02:11):
You know Greg Pebble?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
No, I wish I was Greg Pebble. Can I also
just say that the way you were just saying that,
Jay sounded sarcastic, like you don't actually like Greg show mate.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
When I was a young Knipper growing up, I used
to listen to Prebs's show and he inspired me to great.
He was the one when I first heard him, I went,
I want to.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Be like that guy?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
What went wrong?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Wow? I could never be Greeg Prebble from the start,
you know what I'm saying. But yeah, about what you're
saying about Prebs.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
The thing is what people don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:47):
About Prebs is he was actually the captain of the
title all those years ago, wasn't he?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
He was? Mate? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Wow, he was foundational in this in this station. Actually,
Greg Pebbles.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Better that, you know. I'm a little bit embarrassed, keasy
that you don't know this stuff about the legend that
is Greg Pebble.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Do you like Angie's show?

Speaker 5 (03:13):
That's all right?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Ah, I mean no, I mean I I love Angie Show.
But this is about Greg Greg at the moment.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, Greg Pebble, Yeah, legend.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
If you want to text us on that front three
four eight three, If you want to acknowledge Greg and
the great work he's done over many many years on
the station, we'd appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Hey, big show head fellas, Wow, just move things over
to the big show.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Look, I'm looking at them. What we've got coming up.
It's pretty average, to be honest. We'll then take it
to leave.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It that first things is being on for three minutes
about Greg Pebble. Check but keep an air out. If
you hear that fiddle play, you can win your ship
of twenty five grand cash.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
I had a feeling in my testicle. Is actually keezy?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Really the whole actual big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and cheesy bit.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Of guns.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Roses for you there this hump day, this this Wednesday.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
We're just pumping up old Greg Pebbles. He's on the
show the station here he dj is before us, doesn't
he in the afternoon slot and pumping up his tires
because he's such a goddamn backbone. He had a few
text going through on three four eight three. Greg's Greg Rocks.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
That's one of them.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Yeah, next one is, hey, guys, as Greg related to
Richard Prebble or Pebbles and Bambam.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Good question. Yeah, he's a hell of a lot better
than this dribble.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah that's a good point.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Actually, that's yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah good.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I've just got to say, just on that little tribute
that we gave the Pebbles there when I went out
into the office, he was in tears fit, he was,
he was pretty emotional. I thank all the people that
texted in there on three four eight three for your
kind words, and it's good to acknowledge.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
He was out there crying and he had a banana
hanging out of his mouth, and that's how I'll always
remember him.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yes he did.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Hey, Fellers, I've got a question for.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
You here, and it's about sort of I guess it's
marital stuff. Really well, certainly if you live with someone,
you got that marital sting.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
There, Kazy, I don't have it here? Oh good? Does
it bug you that I don't have it?

Speaker 6 (05:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (05:25):
Okay, Now Jason, you can talk to me about this
one man, when you have a guest over, yes, does
your wife always make sure she puts clean sheets on?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
So I've got this thing where I think if somebody
sleeps on a bed once that you don't need to
change the sheets.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
So for example, if I'm having a rough sleep, I'm
having a rough sleep, it's clean sheets on the spear bed.

Speaker 7 (05:48):
I'm having a bed sleep. But I want to wake
my wife upside go and sleep and the spear bed.
And then the next night I've got my cousins coming
to stay. My wife will say, oh, you've got to
change the sheets. Sure, And I say no, and then
she changes the sheets?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Right?

Speaker 6 (06:03):
What's your what's your feeling there on that? Do I
change the sheets?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Is this just specifically for Jason.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
It's also for you just because he's of an age.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Does my wife change the sheets? She'll put it like
a towel and a flannel.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
On the bed. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
My personal feeling is, don't worry about it, like one night,
mind you.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
I mean, if you've got some filth.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Lying in there for a night and I'm not going
to name names that might be rapping them out through
the night or whatever, and you know what I mean,
I might consider.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
It then yes, And and I hope this isn't sexist.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I've got the alarm ready.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
But like, if it's a woman coming to stay the night, yeah,
I probably would, damn it, you would what change the sheet?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
But it was just a dude, Okay, Nah, it's all good,
right about it?

Speaker 6 (06:55):
So you reck and the woman's dude.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
I think if you've got a mate over and he
was hammered drunk the night before, sure I kind of
get that.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
But I just don't get this thing of Willy Lilly
changing sheets.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Keasy I think you have to change the sheets, like
just because if I'm going to stay to mate's place
and you're like, they know I'm coming, I would not
expla yeah, so they know that I'm they know that
I'm arriving, right, I've given them three weeks notice. I

(07:25):
would expect to be in a bed with clean sheets
on it, so I would do the same for them.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Here's the other point of this. How would you know?
I mean really, how would you know? You wouldn't And
if you have had like eight beersy sake, keasy and
you're going to bed, does it wouldn't really bother you.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
They're not dirty sheets, but there's all sorts of skin
set and like Jase for example, No, well there's that,
but when you get up in the morning, there's probably
like a you know, like a perfect outline of a
male human with a whole lot of heirs lying there,
you know what I mean. Especially, uh, do you know
like you could see the outline of a human.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Male because I'm massively hairy.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, but it all falls out overnight, you know. Dude
sleep places, live pubes everywhere, and all sorts.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
Of stuff more inclined to clean after a dude yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
And the whereas if it was like one of I
don't know, one of my wife's friends or something, one
of the girls had stayed the night and then I
was to use the bed the next night, I wouldn't care.
I'd be like, Oh, that's fine, it's just for me.
I don't care exactly. Yeah. Is that weird?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Is that I'm not going to go there.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Um.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
But having said that, on that front, if a woman
slept in the bed the night before and then left
and then someone else was coming over, I wouldn't change it.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Would you tell them?

Speaker 6 (08:40):
No?

Speaker 7 (08:42):
Nobody knows, And it's not like this, what what is
going to happen? Like, what is going to happen if
I don't change the sheets? What's going to happen to that?
They're not going to get sick, Nothing is going to
happen to them.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Why am I? Why am I spending any time changing
the sheet? But if you use that excuse for anything,
you know what I mean? What you could give it
like give somebody used towel that you've been using for.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
A night, but that's dirty because you're rubbing it all
over your naked body and get it up in your
up in your back door.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
There, you see what I'm saying. So that's a little
bit different.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
It's like when you go to a hotel, like why
why they changed the sheet to night before I've got there?

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Like it's all.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Good now, Okay, what do you think? He' zeeing three
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Speaker 5 (09:27):
Give us your hot take these healing In the meantime,
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Speaker 2 (09:29):
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and Keisey.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yes, indeed the Killers there on the radio Hodaki Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four twenty seven now.
Big match this Friday, eight o'clock. The worri is versus
the Bulldogs. The legend that is Sean Johnson, his last
game and our home game. And with that in mine,
we've got to double pass to give away to the game.
Give us a call right now on eight hundred hod
Aki if.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
You want them. They might be the hottest tickers in town.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
They might be sorry. It just started playing the thing,
the don't do it? Okay, time to chant footy with me, Keezy?
What are the Warriors up to?

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Yellow?

Speaker 6 (10:12):
I wonder if we should be doing this segment with Kezy,
given your propensity for cursing, you think we should be j.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
No, I think, well, you can be doing Vanilla Radio
with me. I'll do the Warriors chat. The love is
still there. I like to think they've renamed Mount Smart
Stadium to Seawn Johnson Stadium for this round, which is
pretty classic. Fifteen odd years SJ has been providing excitement
to Kiwi footy fans, so it is his final ever
time running out onto Mount Smart Stadium. Canary Bankstown Bulldogs.

(10:44):
They are fifth on the table, one of the best
defenses in the competition. They have to travel a bloody
long way. They have to come here in the middle
of winter, knowing full well that thes are going to
get up big time to send their boy s J
off in style. Therefore, I think we're probably gonna look yeah, yeah,
that's my feeling. But it's been so impossible to predict

(11:04):
how the Worrior is going to look the season. Every
time I think they're going to go, well, they don't.
Every time I think they're gonna get beaten they go well,
so yeah, I don't know, but.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
I'd agree with you, man. It's a tough thing. It's
I guess.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
One of the things we've got going against us is
it's a home game, and we lose more games at
home than we win, so straight away that's not good.
The thing that might go in our favor is everybody
looks at us like we're easy beats. Yeah, so they
might come over here and just think they can roll
us easy airs, which they can, but they might go
a little bit too lightly.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
We might be on.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
But my vibe is based on all of the evidence
from that. Like what I do.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
I want us to win always, of course, I always
want us to win. But if you're a beating man
and you're going off or women, and you're going off
all of the evidence that you've seen, particularly over these
last few weeks, is there any way that you can
back the Warriors for a win?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
And you had a good point in the break there, Mike,
when you and I were just talking about you were
saying Warriors couldn't quite get up for to keep this
season alive against the bottom of the table Eels. It's
very hard to picture them getting up for Sean Johnson's
final game. Can there's a chart, Yes, shortly, there's a
chance that could be raining. We've got a one and
fourteen record in the Rainah, it's just I don't know.

(12:16):
But then having said all this stuff, it's probably the one.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
That my vibe and so we're going to win. So
don't curre sas.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
My vibe is a great Warriors victory, a smashing that.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Hope you're right, Jason, for the first time in my life.
I hope you're right.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Fifteen plus And you know what really gets on my
goat is the team. You know, these people that jump
on the bandwagon halfway through the season, they don't do
very well, and then they jump off again.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, head.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Off the band wagon all the time, the Warrior fair.
You have actually watched most of the games this year.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, and I've got quite a few right predictions.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Can I just say before we go to the phone
lines to give away that double pass. They've also signed
Aaron Clark, who's twenty six years old. Yeah, he's a key.
He plays the Gold Coast Titans currently. He's like a hooker,
slash front rower. Small dude statue no he doesn't. He
comes off the bench for them. He's literally jazz.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
He reminds me of Jazzavona.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Quite a lot of pull your Mayor bars and Hell's
life or not too big boy, it's not too bad.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Good on your mate. What are your thoughts on the
season for the Warriors? Pretty pretty gat wrenching.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
Eh oh it has been mate for them years.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Definitely. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, started pretty hot, but hey they've just pussed down unfortunately.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Yes, indeed that's the way it is.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Mate, Yeah, good on your pull. That is the way.
There's another traditional roller coaster season. You came to hit
along to Mount Smart for Shawney Jay's final game, mate?

Speaker 6 (13:48):
Absolutely, yeah, like especially on the Dull Dog. I was
just gonna I was gonna say, Man, when you started talking,
I was like, hang on a minute, you're actually a
fan of the Warriors, or do you beat the dogs here?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
You see?

Speaker 6 (13:59):
They has been rough for them, but not for me
because I don't care. But you know, it'll be awesome
to see you Shawn Johnson and a few of those guys.
Be good to see Johnson get pumped. Good on your mate, all.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Right, Paul, I'll give you those tickets a right, but
you have to wear a warrior's jerzy. Okay, deal, good.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
On your mate, Thanks Paul?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
About that?

Speaker 6 (14:20):
Oh no, I think it's good tickets to a dog supporter.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, to be fair, that's still in the top eight.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Yeah. You know, if he likes on that much, wouldn't
he buy the tickets?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yes? About that? What's your name again, Paul? Paul from Auckland.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Actually I might rescind though, is what do you reckon?
I might take them back?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, okay, you can do that, because I mean.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
I'd like I'd quite like to go Bugger and Wellington.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Ah The hurd Archy Big Show week days from four
on radio.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Hold I keep Penny Wise there on the radio. Hold
Arkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is eight
minutes to five o'clock. I'll tell you what, Fellers, something
weird going on at the moment. I don't know if
you've noticed this, Mogi. I just want you to look
outside for a second and.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
It's just what's the time. Here's any five o'clock, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Both of you? Five o'clock? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
And I didn't know that you've noticed that. The light
it just seems like a little lighter.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Oh, there's a lot more light.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
And just before I went out for a dorry, right,
And I went out for a dirry last week.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
This time it wasn't as light that.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
It was darker, yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
And I went out to have a dirry tonight and
it was quite light and the birds were just going
ape shit in the trees.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
I was going to say, man, because I think, is
it a coincidence? Man? But it's getting lighter and I'm
seeing more birds.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Mate. When I was walking in here today, I got
out of the car park there and as I was
walking along the path towards our our, you know, our
place of work, just bird poos everywhere, all over the paper.
Like I'm talking thousands of poos.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
That's a sign.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, it's a sign, you're yeah, yeah, yeah, Because I mean,
obviously spring's not far off September, so usually about the
time of year, it does tend to get a bit lighter.
And I guess because it's getting lighter later, you are
seeing more birds, because usually when we leave, the birds
are all asleep. You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
If I wanted to sort of flat earth very keasy,
I would have asked for it.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
I would have called Trump.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, you know, you're going and go back to your
old mate trump there and keep your.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Conspiracies to yourself. Spring is a conspiracy is a serious thing.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
So this is birds don't sleep keasy unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
Oh my god, Well.

Speaker 7 (16:52):
Why do they building set you at that broadcasting score?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
So I haven't been there in twelve years? I'm not
still there? Well, and I say it shows man alight.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I got up early today because I was filming really amazing,
top quality drama and it was really early, and actually
I went out as I always do, after I made
my coffee onto the little Dick there movie, having my
Darry and my coffee, and I was like, hang about

(17:25):
hold up. It was like quarter past five, and just
on the horizon I could see just a little.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Tinge of light and I was like, the sun, where's that?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
What the what is that about? And then as I
was leaving in my carve here to wit to Woo
to Wit to Woo.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
The birds just like it's like someone flipped a switch.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, it's pretty much like that. When the season.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yeah, seriously, key you can you keep your conspiracy to yourself? Actually,
just on that today when I got to believe I
had a road rage incident which I want to tell
you fellas about after five okay, where I quite literally
got out of my car foot Oh here go.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Also this chase the Jase.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Also Mogi talks about his first cass. Oh yeah, I
think we teased this yesterday.

Speaker 6 (18:28):
We never quite got to it.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
It's coming.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
And if you've got any theory on what.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Is going on with the light and the birds, please
text us three four eight three let.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Us know the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Keysy. Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
I can welcome back to your massive backbones. I have
just seen the most disturbing.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Thing and I can't believe he's on my blindside.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Mane see with his tongue and I don't even want
to describe what he was doing with his tongue, but
it's just really shown me.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Pugs has got that recorded, so he might really said.
It's its own clip.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
We need to be It was just something I was
doing in the privatey. You know when your brain just
wants you to do something.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
Yeah, and then you just do it?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
What And you look over and old hardy Jay's looking
at you with his tongue out and it's like, oh God, what.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Was going on in your brain at that moment for
you to be doing that with your tongue.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Keys, Then my brain was like, we're on here in
ten seconds. Do something crazy, alive in yourself, up and
get yourself on the zone.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
For you guys that you were looking out the window
while you were doing it, I do not, my god. Hey,
but anyway, you're listening to the big show brought to
you by Night. Okay, what's it special today?

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Keys?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
That's a good question, man. They don't have one. Oh,
they got no special fresh out Wow?

Speaker 7 (19:59):
Like this, I think it's a Mogi special today. You
get a bowl of rice, overcooked chicken and Best Foods mayonnaise,
a pack of the darts but you're not able to
smoke them, a lighter that costs five bucks normally, uh
ken of red Bull black coffee and uh tarpolan and

(20:24):
some sheets and a single bed and a date for
one night with Keezy.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I don't remember agree to that.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
You don't have to. That's for three bucks.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
After seeing what he did with his tongue, I don't
want anyone dating Kezy.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
A married fellas. Don't forget Barista made coffee at night
and days low as foot all it is fifty so
worth getting along to.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
How is they always tell us how low it can go?
How can it go? Kezy?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh like seventy eight dollars for a large flat white? Wow,
it's crazy. Yeah, well that's inflation.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Yeah, what a rip.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
That was a joke. Night and day.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Pretty coming plenty coming up in the next including Chase
the Jason. In the meantime, let's get back to the
tunes bit ever clear, shall we?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
The Hidikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisy.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Red Hot Chili Pepper's there on the radio Hodaki Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past
five o'clock. I had a her over morning this morning
feels yeah, And what I'm about to tell you is
all true. Well have the preface because you know, people
might think that I'm just making this.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Up, like for attention.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yeah, well, you know, just to get attention.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I got up. I was filming this morning, a call
time of six fifteen out in the boondocks.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Wow, so I was up.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
I got up at half past four.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
By five o'clock, I was sitting out on the deck,
having my morning dorry and a coffee. My dog wanders
out and I go okay, and she wanders up the
path a bit and I go okay, And I'm sitting
there having my day. In about five minutes later, I
think to myself, hang about, the dog hasn't come down
the path again. So I go up under the path
and the gates open. So I go up on the road.

(22:03):
She's about probably half a k down.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
So she just walks down the road, just walk down
the road.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
And I was like, right, blah blah blah blah blah.
So anyway, I get in the car, not completely with it.
I start driving back out of the drive. I'm driving
looking at my Google Maps work, and then out of
the blue, this guy comes pounding up behind me in
his car and is right up my ass. Well yeah,

(22:29):
it's like, you know, we talk about bumping a bumper
on the show lot we do. This was bumping a bumper.
He was so close to me that even if I
slowed down, there would have been an accident. And I
was like, what the is that about. We's than there
and this is true. His lights were on full beam.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh yeah, just to clarify, you were going the speed limit.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I was going to spay.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Well, it was a fifty K zone.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I was probably going fifty eight to fifty nine, so
just a little bit over the speed limit.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
And I'm not joking.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
He was right up my ass with his lights on
full beam, so that I was completely blinded in.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
The front of the car, of course, because the review
mission the lights of my rear view. And he's right
up my ass.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
For about two to three k and it's doing my
head and Efan and Jeff and like you wouldn't imagine.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Did bug you? Yes, bugging?

Speaker 5 (23:28):
This is where it gets pretty testy.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
Oh you get testies.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
We stopped at the lights, right and by this stage
I'm over it and I've finished Efan and jeffin and
this never happens like, oh, f and Jeff in the car.
I never get out of the car. But we're at
the lights, just me and him. I got out of
my car. Wow, here he goes, went over to his car. Yeah,
knocked on his window and he just stared at me.

(23:55):
Knocked on his window again, and he finally opened it,
and I said, mate, could you just back off? You're
right up my ass figuring and you've got lights on
full beam. I can barely see you're going to cause
an accident. And I shit you not. He said to me, whatever, man,

(24:15):
And that was like a red flag.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
To a ball And he was a big dude.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
And I was like, if there had been a fight,
I would have been into it that at that point.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
And I said, just.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Back off and put your lights on normal, not full beam.
Walk back to my car, sitting in the car, still
full beam, still ride up my ass.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
The lights turned green and I went, I'm not moving.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I'm not moving.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
So he's beeping his.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Horn in his car and I'm like, no, mate, I'm
not moving. Then he's rivving his car and then he
takes off for about one hundred k an hour, tires
screeching around me in a fifty k zone and just
took off. And I'm sitting in my car thinking, what
the what's that about? And seriously what is that about?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
How old was he?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Probably about your age, to be honest, keysy, what was
he driving? And he had a backwards cap on too,
smacked him?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
What do he look like? Oh? He was a good
looking fellow, right, even what did he look like?

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Well, I mean he was a good looking fella.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
What do you need to know key, just I guess
I know the guy.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Were you worried at any point that you were going
to get smacked over?

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Actually there was a moment where I went, actually, when
I knocked on his window and he just stared at me,
I went, actually, I'm taking this a bit far now.
But it was so irritating and annoying and dangerous that
I actually felt I had to pay.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Well done for getting out and not faving.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
I love that pretty rock and roll.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
It would have been good if you got smacked over.

Speaker 7 (25:57):
Yeah, at the hospital. You would have got a couple
of days off or something. And then we pashed what
me and you at the hospital? Oh yeah, you me
and you're a hospital because.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
I'll be so worried about you and that putting yourself
at risk, and I'll be God, he's a hero. You
straight in there with a bunch of flowers, passion, the
ass off you.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Hey, it's totally Fellers of the Hodiking Bing shown podcast
in excess.

Speaker 6 (26:25):
All right, that's so true.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Twenty six minutes past five on the Big Show.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
And it's August as well.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
He's needy spring, isn't it nearly spring?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
The season of love?

Speaker 7 (26:37):
That's true. Speaking of which good stuff, keys is you.
I just wanted to tell you guys about my first case.
I just feel like we're not really telling each other
yarns from our formative years, you know.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, it's a good point.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
Stuff that's sort of the cornerstones upon which your entire
lives are built, your memories, critical memories, and the just
wanted to tell you about my first case. Or maybe
at some stage you can tell me about your first case.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
When I feel comfortable. Sure, yeah, whenever you like. I'm
not putting pressure on you to tell me your stories.
And is this like a smooch or like your passion
a pash? And that was the term that was used
back then, Jas, I don't know about it in your day, Yes,
but it was either going to pash. And it was
my birthday.

Speaker 7 (27:19):
It was my I think it was actually my twelfth
birth It might have been my thirteenth birthday.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
Was it last year? Intermediate twelfth twelve? Okay?

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (27:26):
And I was having a party there and everybody knew
that me and my girlfriend. I'm going I'm not going
to use a real name. Her real name is Tammy,
so let's call her Sammy. Sammy good one with an
eye Pammy.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
No, Sammy was okay, and everybody sort of you we
were going to do it, you know, have a passion
that and the party's been going for a while. Things
again pretty well.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
When you say party, like one of those afternoon parties.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
No, no, that was a nighttime party. But you know,
everyone had to pass off by about nine or time
or something.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
What it was.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
I can't remember the menu, but I did love a
savoloy back then.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
Fairy bread, no fury bread. And anyway, we got one
of her mates to go look out. We went around
the back of the house there and up onto the
back porch, but we got her. We got her mate
to be lookout because we don't want anybody coming around
having a perv or disturbing the moment.

Speaker 6 (28:24):
I guess yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
And we had quite a few false starts as well,
because it's quite nerve wracking when all the pressures on.
Everybody knows that you're having a pesh. And can I
just say that my feelings for Tammy Sammy, Sammy, we're
very We're very intense. It was very I was very
much in love with her and I've been out with

(28:45):
her probably three times. And my mate, my best mate.
He went out with her as well. We sort of
we'd it was it was I love triangle. I guess
you could say his name, well, his name is Toby,
but let's call him bow boy or brody.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, nice boy, up to you.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
And what would happen is we get along like a
house on fire, was sitting next to each other in
class and get.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Along really well. And then I'd say to her, do
you want to know? Would I say it?

Speaker 7 (29:13):
Or probably get my mate to say, oh, you know,
Mike really likes you, he wants to go with you,
And then she'd say to him yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I wouldn't talk to her yes for about
a month or so at all because I was so terrified.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
And then she dumped me. Then she go out with
my best mate, Toby, I mean.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Boy bo boy. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
So anyway, we're just trying to get this this pash
happening there and our lips finally met and without a
word of a lie. It was like it was like
fireworks going off, a really a real rush of blood
to their head that I don't think I've ever had since,
and like it was like fireworks, and it was I
was just so in that moment, and then I sort

(29:55):
of realized all of a sudden, Oh that's right, pashing
you to use your tongue in that keasy. I don't
know if you know that.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
You're gonna spell the alphabet with your tongue. That's what
I was taught.

Speaker 7 (30:08):
And then after a few who knows, it could have
been a lifetime, it could have been a few seconds
were separated. Wow, and just sort of sat there in
the silence.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Right, And then who who spoke first? Who talked first?

Speaker 6 (30:26):
Tammy, did sam Sammy?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Sammy?

Speaker 6 (30:29):
Yeah, she said I never want to perish again. M
hm yeah, and that is a true story. And she
said that to my face. And it was my birthday
and it was my birthday.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
And then did you guys break up after that?

Speaker 6 (30:55):
I just took it as read. I read between the lines.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Can I just say to Mogi what really resonated with
me there?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Too?

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Looking back?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
You know, in the day yill was everyone knew you
guys were going to pass you. You know how that
used to those things used to go around the class. Yeah,
oh moogie, And so then she would have gone, yeah, Tammy,
Tammy going to Sammy Sammy?

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Sorry, Yeah, but then she would have gone back to him.
Its how was it? How was it?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (31:26):
I never want to pash again, and I don't know
if she ever did. Yeah, wells got five kids.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
Now they so oh really probably probably not with bow
Boys with bow Boy, Yeah that's Brodie.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days and four on.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Radio Yeah Boy Green Day.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
There on the Radio ed Archy Big Show this Wednesday evening.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
The time is five point thirty nine.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Mogi was just regaling us with the tail of his
first ever kiss. Yeah, his first ever pash and certainly
stirred a few memories in my head.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Fell Yeah, it certainly stirred stuff for me, but not
in my memories.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
What happened for you?

Speaker 6 (32:08):
Keezy son?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
This was final year of primary school, early doors, I
would have been teen. I reckon, right, Sure, a girl
comes over who names who names Alisha, but we'll call
her Felicia.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Felicia's good, Okay, Felicia, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
So Felicia comes over and she goes, hey, you know, hey,
I won't call her Hailey Bailey. Yeah. So Felicia's comes over,
She's like, hey, you know Bailey Bill Bailey. Yeah, the
same name, but doesn't look like Bill Bailey.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Sure, but he's got quite long here though.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, so did she to be fair, but she wasn't
like playing a funny flute or anything, you know, sure
or the bomb goes. So anyway, she's like, hey, you
know Bailey, and I'm like, yeah, so, yeah, she she
wants to hook up with you. We weren't even going
out what And there was a hook up back then hooking.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Up yeah right, not perishing, okay, kind of, but it
was a hook up.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
And she was like, so, here's the deal. We'll come
over at lunch. This is it into me interval, so
you know, morning tea, we'll come over it lunchtime, all
the girls and then you guys can hook up and
just that.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
Watch.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah. And she's like where you where you Where will
you be at lunchtime?

Speaker 6 (33:29):
And I was hiding behind the bike.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
She well, I was in the Bushwalk area playing marbles.
I had a Fenny peg for I'm not even joking.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
I get it, man, I get it.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
I had so many of the big ones, the bombers
anyway them make Corey Rory. Yeah, me and Rory are
in the Bushwalk area knocking, and then anyway, this full
pack of girls led by Felicia arrives and then Bailey's

(34:11):
at the back, and then Felicia's like the leader. She's like, anyway,
so here's Bailey Cris or maybe we don't call him Chris,
maybe we call him.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
And that's you, little kid.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
She goes, Okezy, here's Bailey. You guys can hook up now,
and then they all gathered in a semi circle of
females and then a semi circle.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
In mind a semi circle because it was half a.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Circle right that I just wondered.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
So there's a semi circle of the females with Bailey
and at the front, and then a semi circle of
the fowls with a little Keyzy at the front there,
and they.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Sort of with your pack of marbles and I've.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Just got a fairy pack fit to burst in with marbles.
And they sort of pushed us together, you don't, yeah,
And then she goes in real close, and then she
just goes, oh no, and then just kisses me on
the cheeks and then goes I think that'll just do

(35:16):
for now, And I was like, yeah, cool, I'll get
back to my marbles and everyone was just watching and
they were like, oh.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
That was Do you think it was because you had
a massive mow at that stage?

Speaker 7 (35:29):
Key, Yeah, that's not your first kiss though, is it.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
That would have been one of your first humiliations.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
That wasn't. I was pretty long in the in terms
of humulations at that point.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
It's a tricky time, man, it's real rough.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah, you've got a good story.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Yeah, I remember my face pash very well.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
All right, we shouldet into that next. Pash Pipe's joking.
It's hash Pipe.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Of the Hiking Bing Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Yes, indeed we's are there on the Radio Honarchy Big
Show this Wednesday evening fourteen minutes to six o'clock. When
we're talking about our first passes. Yeah, first time we
ever passed someone my turn. Well, what I do remember is.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
I was five, really.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Five? Are you serious? Nah? Twenty five?

Speaker 6 (36:29):
It was our second form social, second form social.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah, so you would have been at twelve as well.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
And I had said to my dad that I needed
some clothes with the second form social, you know, look cool.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
He took me out, So I went to the second
form social.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
This is genuinely what I was wearing, a gray on
gray stripe business shirt.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
It's the back gray and the light grade.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Yes, this is not a lie a Maro cotton tie.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Gray slacks, but this is the killer brown cowboys. And
we had to check out of our of our house,
our boarding house, and I doused myself with after shave.
I can't even remember what it was, but nah, I

(37:26):
just doused myself and we're all in nine of it.
And I ticked the little thing there and my housemaster
said to me, in front of everyone, Jesus, which you're
supposed to put the bloody after shave on your face,
not bloody drink it.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
So I already felt pretty humiliated.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
I still remember, I can still remember. Yeah, yeah, So.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
When I went with my cowboy boots, you know, the
girls on one side, the boys on the other, you know,
and brutal ah, I was quite brave actually back in
the day, and I started bugging cut in some shapes.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Was the music playing not at this point, but I
was just wanting to get everyone in the mood, you
know what I mean. But anyway, the night progress and
so forth, and I don't know about your guys socials,
but we.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
Had like a dark corner, you know, and the in
the hall where people went.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
To pashal And.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
And I started dancing with a girl. And her her
name was Simone, but we won't call her that. Well,
let's call her Ramone, Ramone or Timone?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
What about Bebone?

Speaker 3 (38:31):
And this is this is genuinely how the how the
conversation went. And so we're sort of bopping away there
and this is me, me and Bebone and we're dancing,
you know, you know, and you ask the questions you're
into sporting that She's like, oh yeah, no, not really.
And I was like, what sort of music are you into? Ah,
you know Cindy Lalpa, And I said, oh, yeah, he's great.

(38:52):
And anyway, seriously, we talked for about two minutes and
then I said to her, do you want to go
over to the old dark Rush?

Speaker 5 (39:04):
And she mean I yeah, okay, oh wow nice?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, she went with me and so we went
and sat in the dark corner of the hall there
and and I didn't know what I was doing and
she didn't know what she was taking cowboy boots off
of the still long No, the cowboy boots were still
on when.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
You were dancing. Were your spurs jingling and jingling?

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah? They were.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
There was a bit of a jingle.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
But I also remember, quite honestly that my gray slacks
were too tight, and my testicles heard a bit because
they were pinching me. And actually the cowboy boots were
a bit big, because I think they were like my
step brothers.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
Well, your dad probably wanted you to grow into them.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Yeah, anyway, and so we just it was almost like
I sort of Kath and Kim moment, you know how
they do their passes, and Kath and Kim and we
both just sort of opened our mouths, just went in
and we went in and immediately our teeth just smacked together.

(40:00):
And all I can say is there was a lot
of saliva, and she had a tongue like a rattlesnake,
like an erect rattle snake, you know, the end of
a rattlesnake that.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Rattles the rattle.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
It was.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
It was an erect, firm rattlesnake in my mouth and
we were just water boarded. Yeah, And there was literally
I remember saliva running down my mouth and stuff. And
then she sort of pulled away and I and I
remember looking at her and saying, I am never passing again.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
Whatever happened to the bone, But I think she lives in.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Huntley with her mom mouth.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
She is, indeed the Cranberry's there on the radio Darkey
Big Show this Wednesday evening now coming up after six o'clock.
We've got our Father's Day packages to give away, fellows
things our good mates at New Zealand Post. Also what's
on the TV with me make the no geze and
we are not doing What's with Tea tonight, are we?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Easy?

Speaker 4 (41:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
That was last night and probably tomorrow night. Yeah, And
we've got these big packages to give away, so we'll
just focus on that.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Incidentally, by the way, I see your portmants that we
got you for your birthday still on the fridge there.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Yeah, don't waste it.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah, I'll take that home tonight. We definitely use that
because we will steal it.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's Premie importmans no on the rapper.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, yeah, I know, I'll take that home tonight. Honestly,
I just my wife's a bit sick at the moment,
and I just feel like if I come home with
a fresh batch of porkmants, she might be so excited
that she might pass it made.

Speaker 7 (41:42):
It's just what the doctor ordered. Yeah, you give her
half a kilo of portmants and she'll be back on
her feet and no time. I'm telling you, absolutely right. Okay,
that's a good point for Yeah, good stuff after the.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Whole Actually, Big Show with Mike and Key tune in
week days at four on radio.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Welcome back your massive backbones.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Hope your Wednesday is going okay, that your home, you're relaxing,
or maybe you're just starting with it for all I know.
But what you're doing right now is listening to the
Big Show, which has brought to you by night.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
That we're dropping off again.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
I don't want to drop off.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
No, I didn't realize we're going to stop.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
He's trying to keep it straight.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Okay, Okay, it's really important to you, isn't it. Jason
totally man?

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Now listen, Kezy. What do we talk about in the
podcast Outraded?

Speaker 6 (42:34):
I reckon?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
It was quite It was a long one. It was
about sixteen minutes long one.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
It was chatting, didn't we flew?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
It was all about you guys, experimenting when you're at
boarding school, and a lot to do with considering whether
or not to give up the darries, we'll get back
on the dories or drink beers responsible I think we've
ever talked about before. Yeah, it was a whole new
that way.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
There's Pugs's favorite one he's heard, he said.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah, he said it was his favorite in a long time.
So if you want to hear it, it comes out
tonight at seven thirty, along with the highlights package of
the show. Just search just search Hodaki where you get
your podcast from. Here's a clip of today's one. I
suppose when you're staying every night with just boys and
there's only boys everywhere, I can see why you did
what you did.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Why would there be no thought? I mean there but
probably plenty of guys there that had those thoughts.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
So I don't I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
It's all fine, man.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
We actually cut that out, Pokeston and replay that because
that sounded.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Like a man trying a bit hard test too much.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Thank you. Yeah, man, it's good chat.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
It was a good chat chat that one, Yes, so good.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
I've had a better hot chat today, actually, haven't we.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
There has been some hot chat, some spice past chat
past chat that is pretty hot, especially your one.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Yeah, my little outfit thick.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Is it sounds like you're dressed up like wood from
Toys through but sort of like loser Woody.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Yeah, like like businessman Woody.

Speaker 6 (44:06):
Such a thing.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah. Hey, now listen, we've got packages to give away
from New Zealand Post. If you want when one of those,
give us a call right now on eight hundred, Hodaki.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
That's right, and they are not just for you, that
for you dare to celebrate Father's Day. Yeah, you can
choose between my package, Mogi's package or whity Jay's package.
Oh eight hundred Hadaki gets stuck in.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
In the meantime, here's the Black Keys Hurdiarchy Big Show
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey Saved God.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
I love me a bit of peol Jim.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Yeah you're it's goin to the phone lines and give
away one of our packages. A fils sure thing.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Man?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Is this for the Insured Post and Father's Day?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Ros Hell's life?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Oh good mate?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Good?

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Yeah, good things?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Rosa.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
What do you do for a crust mate?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Hi, I'm a work in eli.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah yeah, man, massive batbone and tell me Rosa, what
does your dad deserve one of these packages.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Oh he's a he's a teacher and a small rural skill.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Ways massive bag.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Can I asked you this one, Rosa, on a scale
of one to ten, how much of a sicko is he?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
He's an absolute, mad, beautiful bloody.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Yeah you want to boy, good good on you.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
I pick one of these bloody packages. Man, I've got
one keys, he's got one, and Old Hoidy j over there,
he's got one in my package.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
I've got a backstretcher. I don't know why I put
that in there, but there it is. He might if
your dad's a big unit, he might like a backstretcher.
Also got a backbone T shirt in there because he's
such a goddamn backbone and also a warrior's usual brother,
and those things are so those things.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Are red hot at the moment.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
Brother, everybody wants one of the.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Ninety one jersey, Isn't that?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
That's right? Nineteen seventy Yeah, Rosa, my package, Old Kesey's
package has got a socket sit in it. I know
your dead loves the sockets and I'm doing nuts. Also
got a fit fridd his drop album on vinyl, and
a beautiful Lynx Africa gift pack. Yeah, man, mate, where's

(46:30):
my package?

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Rosa?

Speaker 3 (46:32):
She's got you, She's got your beautiful soap on a
rope couple, A couple of curtains. Are the old scorched
almonds there? Mate, a big pack of white jockeys underwear
there and a really called Duffel bag. But you can

(46:52):
carry all that great stuff.

Speaker 7 (46:53):
And what are you going to run with? Your old
man's off to prison? So in that's soap and a
rape coming and brother.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Oh yeah, I'm going to take on MoG's package.

Speaker 6 (47:07):
Oh yeah, your funeral mate, man, bloody beautiful and give
your old manday. Do you guys hug each other down there?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Man?

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
If I haven't seen him in a rold.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
Good on you check them, I hope from the big show.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Brother.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Good thanks, stay on the line there in old punkson
and Studio B.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
We'll look after your How good is Rosa? What a
mad though?

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
He's good, mate, he's so good. Hey, if you keen
to say thank you to your father's Father's Day, don't
just send a text. Send some love with his post,
but make sure you send it out before August twenty
eighth to make sure it gets their entire a fellas.
The winner is August twenty eighth, Casy, what do you mean?
Winner is the what's in a week?

Speaker 6 (47:52):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
A week?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (47:53):
Wednesday Twins? Do the countdown?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
All right?

Speaker 6 (47:56):
Good stuff?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
What's up next? Jason? Oh, I know whodarchy?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Telling your White Fellas ac DC there on the radio,
Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday evening.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Let's talk some Telly.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't watch anything last night. I
had a bath. I had a bath, like, that's so cool.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
I was an actual bath, an actual bath about half
an hour or so. I was because I was sick, Keysy,
that's right. So I thought, well, I was starting to
feel like I was, and so I had a bath,
tried to sweat it out. Seems to have worked.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
You See, if I had a bath, if I felt sick,
i'd feel more, would you? That would be if I'm
feeling not great, the last thing I'd think of was
having a bar.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
You don't like being clean, sit, lying.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
And hate while I'm feeling nauseous.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Is not good no, I wasn't feeling nauseous, so it
was like, I had hold, do you have a bath? Yes,
we do, but only probably my daughter uses it. Here's
the thing that I watched last night, The Sixth Sense.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Well you watched it the other night.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Yeah, well there's the other night. But then I was
talking about the film that I saw the other night,
so I thought.

Speaker 6 (49:32):
Around, how good is that movie?

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Man good.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
About it?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Performance?

Speaker 5 (49:42):
Isn't it wonderful?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Wonderful?

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Her care and her despear with her son. I mean,
all the performances in it are fantastic. And I know
if you guys did what I did when I first
got the punch, you know that ending, and I went, no, no, no,
that's not right. And I went back through the movie
on a pen point where that stuffed it up.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
And they've done it so well.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
I mean everyone's seen The six Sense, but it's worth
a second watch. It's floody, frightening as all go get.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Us a scene where a girl, like a dead girl
was there with like chains around her or something, or
she had passed away at something a movie.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
There's not shane that there were dead girls in it. Sure, yeah,
And under the table, under and his tint.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Yeah, the young Girl. I saw a clip of it
because this came out. Well, I was still a child,
so was this like late nineties? Yeah, so yeah when
I it was on TV, so I would have been
about nine or eight, and I saw a clip. It
was just on TV. And then I saw a clip
of a young girl like who was clearly dead, and
it freaked the living but Jesus out of me. I
couldn't sleep for a week. Yeah, yeah, it's it's I
haven't seen it.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
God, are you joking?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Because it's a childhood it is. You're not going to
watch great movie, and it is really scary.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
I don't like scary, genuinely scary.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
It I was going, I.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
Don't find it scary. It's just a great film, brilliant.
And he also did Unbreakable, which I loved. Bruce Wallis
is a great activey.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Yeah he is.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
They're all good in it. Oh, CAZy, please, you've got
to watch it tonight.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
I'm busy tonight, crying, crying.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Drinking your sherry and watching its port and playing PlayStation
not Monkey.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Last night we watched another episode of the latest season
of Taskmaster. Oh did you right? So it's on TV no,
And to be honest, I think this season is probably
my least favorite season, just because Torfinger, who's one of
the laughing soone's very funny. He does all the challenges,
but then he's not in studio, so you've got this

(51:53):
weird thing where people are feeling and they're just doing
the bits of what they had filling in for him
and talking about his stuff. But the combo of people
are very awkward, right, and so there's not enough I
don't know, real excitement and enthusiasm happening other than I
think Ben Hilly is great, and also Abbie Hawl's she's
very funny, Haley Sprows, everybody's The combos together are just awkward.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
Can I put it ask you this question? Will it
have been BEAUTI if they just cut him out completely
Tall Finger? Yeah potentially, But then what would they have done? Well,
you've just got these people.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Yeah see, I would have been upset about that. And
tal Finger is my favorite in the field. H It's
just it's just something's not quite still. I've just got
very high expectations because let us know, if it improves, mate, yeah, okay,
we'll do fellows the.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Whole actually big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
There on the radio, hod Agge began now team more
sleeps Fellers and we're down to Old Wallly.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
He was off to find the Brewery of the Day,
wasn't she was? That was Hero of the Day.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
They've done a cover of Oh Mate, ruder of his song?
Is that going to number one?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
That one?

Speaker 6 (53:05):
What Hero of the Day? So they've done a new one.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
So you're suggesting that Metallica have copied Jeremy from the
Breakfast Shows Brewery of the Day song? Yeah, potentially. Yeah,
that's a good point. I've definitely never heard.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Hero Can I hear that one?

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Then?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
I just want to check what Brewer of the Day? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (53:21):
Oh yeah, we're rough.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Do you want me to do?

Speaker 6 (53:30):
I keep wanting to do the day but a different way,
But because you guys do, I can't help but do
it exactly the same. It's really weird and annoying.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I'm in the same situation where I don't know what
you guys are doing with the day, but I get
stuck in between.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
I'm going, what are we doing with the day? Can
we just listen to it so I can hear what
they what they do with it.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
It's just a straight day. We're rough, okay, okay, do
you want me to do the segment? Yeah? Okay, yeah
today today's Brewery of the Day is Fresh Off and Outstanding,

(54:15):
one of the New Zealand Beer Awards. That's a long
name for a brewery. No, that's not the name of
the brewery. That's just something they've done. From down a
beautiful tartanaki, shining po shining peak.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Oh yeah, from peak to shining peak.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Isn't that some national anthem? I think the American one.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
I think that's cool. The latest champions, small New Zealand
brewer will be at Beer Varner with all their good drops.
A chocolatey Schwasbier, Schwasbier, tropical pale ale and a BlackBerry
dessert sour will be on tap to tamp the taste buds.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Can you say all of that again?

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Yeah, there's another one of those sentences where I don't
understand what I'm reading. A chocolate e Schwasbier, which must
be like a German style of beer. Sure, some tropical
pale aisles and a BlackBerry dessert sour will all be
on tap tom to tempt the taste buds. I've also
got their standard line of beers as well.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
I just I just don't know that I like the
combo of dessert slash beer.

Speaker 6 (55:12):
That's wrong for me, fruit and meat for me. I'll
tell you what, I'll be trying it.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Yeah, I wasn say dissing the beer selections during their
sponsor that's really stupid.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
I'm just saying I'm not sure, but I'm going to
get you to try and tell you what you think.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
I'm on them.

Speaker 6 (55:28):
Okay, I'm huge. One about your favorite fruit beer or
dessert beer, probably an Apricot stout.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yeah, yeah, they're good. Hey, jays, you like this one? Actually,
be sure not to miss their one off keg of
scorched Almon Imperial Stout.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
That sounds pretty good. Actually, yeah, I like a nutty beer.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
That's exclusive to Beervana this year. Bevan dot Co dot
in Zid will be there on the Friday evenings to
come along everyone, Okay, I'll be there. Yeah, I'll clean
up plubs.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
May and yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Hodarchy big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Well, there you get your mad bastards. We're sliding down
the hill of hump Day. I'll tell you what fellas.
I'm feeling very fatigued and very much looking forward to
going to bed tonight.

Speaker 6 (56:33):
Oh yeah, I'm trying to decide. I brought my gym
get I'm trying to decide if I'll go or not.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
I'm pretty sure I've been the last four days.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
In a row.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
But we're going to go down to Wellington and then
I won't be doing jack. I don't imagine. Sure, So
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
I'll be honest with you, guys. I'm distracted by guys
outside the window who's been standing there watering plants for
about half an hour.

Speaker 6 (56:54):
Yes, it should have taken them a minute.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
It's very very old time a day as well as
I know.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
In the evening, which is that's fine. You can do
it whenever he wants.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
But you don't want to. You don't want to water
plants while the sun's out.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Key, you don't want to be paying that bloke by
the air. I'll tell you what, nothing against him. Why
can't you water plants for the sun.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Because of a strong sun, then the water on the
plants that.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Gets leaves, you can actually hear them.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
And they're like, it's like a vampire when the sun
comes up and they're.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
Out in an open paddock.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Only real life, except real a vampire and a peddock.
Now listen, Kezy like a vampire farm.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 6 (57:34):
No, Kezy a farmer vampire?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Oh yeah, tonight. I am my wife and I are
booking out tickets for our New Year's holiday we're having.
We're gonna lock them in.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
Where are you losers going?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Butler's bastard, get it locked in there? Where are you going? Cambodia?
It's a holiday and Cambodia, that's correct. You like that song?
I've never heard it?

Speaker 6 (57:53):
Okay, well that should be your throbber for Friday. Sock
Kennedy's CAZy.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Oh yeah yeah, great stuff. Well listen, it's been a
pleasure bringing you the show today. Make sure you check
out the Instagram account. Also all the podcasts until tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
We'll see you later, eh bye.